/wwe/ General #1062 - USOdead edition

1st for Rasta Nigger and Jabroni Nigger did nothing wrong

first for cm punk is a cuck

>>57971646
>nigs pulling off wrestling moves while the cuck white guy gets bodied by the ref in the background

MY SIDES

3rd for bong niggers are ten times more based than americunt niggers

>>57971646
Is he really dead
Like, no more Uso#1? Injury too severe?

>SI: Not a lot of grey area in MMA—

>CMP: Exactly. In pro wrestling, it’s fake. >People always get offended by that word. >‘No, we like to say it’s pre-determined.’ For whatever reason, people get angry at fake; pre-determined eases the blow? It’s fake. At the end of the day it doesn’t really mean anything. So after a while, it was, ‘Let’s just really fight and see what happens.’ Now I get to.

>SI: What made you a good pro wrestler?

>CMP: Well, that’s another thing in that phony world. What does it mean to be a good fake wrestler? That’s an identity crisis that I think I struggled with. It doesn't matter if you're the best; someone else picks who they want in the top spot.

>>57971715
>>>/wrestlingforum/

>>57971734
>Having no respect for the business

And this is why this faggot never main evented mania.

>>57971734
What a little bitch

>>57971787
Did you mean to type that in the address bar?

>>57971734
The fact that people still worship thst cunt amazes me

>>57971734
If it wasn't for wrestling he wouldn't be in UFC, he'd be getting fucking wrecked in a small crappy MMA ring in some backalley bar. Ungrateful dick.

>>57971715
He's going to be out for 6 months.

Jimmy Uso might get a singles push.

You kids know this is fake, right?

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Someone mind telling me what in the fuck is a kiss me arse match?

>>57971902
Loser has to kiss the winner's arse

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first for bliss

>>57971734
Its funny how the two biggest internet darlings
Daniel Bryan and CM Punk
straight up go ahead and say wrestling is fake and doesn't matter.
A lot of legends back in the day would knock their teeth out for saying shit like that.

>>57971917
thought it read kek on the back for a second

>>57971734
Man, he is one unlikeable cunt.

>>57971734
his ama on reddit should be pretty cringey when they start jerking him off

>>57971959
>This guy is still a thing.
This meme is stale.

>>57971186
"X-Pac Heat" is a term that means a character is booed because the audience is bored with seeing them. X-Pac did not have "great heat." He had X-Pac heat. Because nobody wanted to watch him. That's the heat every heel in WWE whose name isn't Seth, Miz, or Stephanie has right now.

The reason why people are chanting "Please retire" at Big Show is not because he's playing his character so well that he's become the greatest heel in the company. It's because nobody wants to see his shit matches.

http://prowrestling.wikia.com/wiki/Heat#X-pac%20heat

>sweaty mandrama

>>57971977
>he does it for free, all day long, with his own collection of niggercocks
pretty sure it's a mad-as-fuck bong on a proxy

inb4 someone says "CM Punk is a straight-shooter who isn't afraid to tell the truth!"
no, he's not telling the "truth", he's lashing out at pro wrestling because he was never pushed to the moon

>>57971734
What a douche. You can establish criteria for what makes you good at any job.

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>>57972017
he's just a bitter whiny little bitch

>>57971734
> this much disrespect
I always used to pretend to hate punk before reading this, now i cannot wait to watch him get his teeth kicked in. If its just heel shit then bravo

>>57971734
Sounds like he's just trying to build up fans in the UFC. Didn't Lesnar himself say it was predetermined but the guys are actually throwing each other around out there?

>>57972036
you know your cockposting only makes the threads last longer right

>>57971734
I don't even like AJ but it's kinda sad she married this man and got her passion for the business sucked out

>>57972053
>feeling sorry for someone who knowingly married a narcissistic meglomaniac

They'll be done in 3 years tops

>>57972077
>says the guy that cares enough about the thread to spam it 24/7

>>57972017
i believe you're correct. you don't put that much amount of time buying into wrestling as he did and then shit talk it that hard unless you're just extremely butthurt.

These are the cunts who rushed the ring at Smackdown

https://www.youtube.com/user/TrollStationYT

>>57972121
Absolutely epic
>niggers in civilized society
lel

>>57971985
> X Pac heat
Its already been agreed upon by us all that 'X-Pac heat' has been renamed 'HHH heat' to reflect the true embodiment of the phrase.
Please guard against future transgressions or go back to /wue/, it just exposes you for the filthy newfag you are when you use the outdated term.

>>57972121
this is the most embarrassing channel i've ever seen

>>57972147
>britfags once again in charge of knowing anything
Fuck off you retard

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> naomi's face during her chimpout
Still the best body in wwe though

>>57971734
>It doesn't matter if you're the best

Coming from the man with the "Best in the World" gimmick.

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Anyone else think Naomi's promo was pretty good last night. That might the best diva promo I've seen in years (although that's not saying much, at all)

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mfw spam is keeping up with the times

>My name Elena and I am 26 years. I live insmall city of Russia.
>I hope that it does not frighten you.
>My opinion has novalue for you, but I want that you knew that I have only the good relation toyou and your country.

why couldnt it be Lana ;_;

>>57972174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x4gQLEQpJY

this one's pretty good

>>57972227
> a cock obsessed pooper trooper talking about womens bodies
Cockguy pls, you have less say than randyfag on the matter

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Daily reminder CM Punk left this for a boy

>>57972280

>rusev's face before fucking lana.webm

>>57972218
>>57971932
>>57971837
>>57971802

Raven would like a word with you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP9b57v42Qo

>>57972046
Yes, but don't try and use logic with the Punk haters, they'll throw another hissy fit

>>57972319
>not even saying "small indian boy" anymore
i don't like this general anymore

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>>57972303
>randyfag
he gave up on randy ;_;
he shall now be known as... sheamusfag?

>>57972084
And she'll be back?? Please?

>>57972344
> mfw randyfag is the literal only kane mark in existence
he should be called kanefag

>>57972394
I'm not the only one everyone fucking loves Kane.

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>>57972394
Kane's one of my top 5
>yes even now

>>57972402
nigga you're gonna be randyfag forever

> the roman vs big show angle is still going on

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>>57972339
Is that what I used to type? I became so busy at one point and was rarely browsing for a couple months. I'll correct that in the future after I double check the archive.

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Neville got great height on this moonsault

>>57972390
no, she'll be alone, a young divorcee with no passion for wrestling living in the suburbs of Chicago in an economy apartment

or she'll go to TNA and get BTFO

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>>57972436

>>57972444
There ya go, breaking my heart.

>>57972444
trips confirms
>also will have a manlet child

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>>57972453

>Go to friend's house who I haven't seen in ages
>He used to wrestle like locally and shit
>"You know any of the new wrestlers anon?"
>"Nah I know some but I haven't watched it in years"
>"Oh, you remember my m8 I used to wrestle with, Pac?"
>"A little bit. Why?"
>"He wrestles in the WWE now"

That was pretty unexpected. Is he any good?

>>57972436
>>57972453
how do I become this coordinated?

>>57972444
>>57972458
>go to TNA

top kek, not if there's any truth to these dirtsheets

> We noted on Monday that there were reports of TNA being behind on talent pay. PWInsider reports that talents have started to receive their checks and F4Wonline.com backs this report up, saying checks started arriving this past Friday and continued arriving Saturday and Monday. One source stated to PWInsider that talents would be receiving their March checks earlier than scheduled to try and make up for the previous delays. Dave Meltzer described things in TNA as a lot worse than they were at the end of the Spike TV run. While talents have started receiving checks, there's still a lot of unhappiness across the company with the feeling that there is no momentum and they're not going anywhere.

> We noted earlier that Taz missed the recent set of TNA Impact Wrestling tapings and that repercussions could be coming for him. It wasn't the actual TV tapings he missed but a voice-over session in Nashville to record commentary for the Impact episodes that have been taped. PWInsider reports that there are issues between TNA and Taz, who has removed all references to TNA from his Twitter page. The reported TNA pay issues apparently led to Taz refusing to get on his flight from New York to Nashville. Regarding the commentary for Impact, Josh Mathews reportedly worked alone for the episode that will air this Friday night but that could change as they may edit it again with commentary from a second person. For what it's worth, TNA recently tried Al Snow out as an announcer. (From PWInsider)

>>57972469
Great victory for Rollins, he showed a lot of heart here and got a solid win

>>57972486
A little yeah
>>57972436
>>57972453

>>57972469
greatest checkem ever

>>57972486

He's phenomenal. As far as acrobatics go, he's the best in the world right now.

>>57972505
>tfw now everyone thinks I'm lying because my post coincided with someone posting webms of him

Seems good, I know nothing about wrestling though.

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>>57972486
One of my favourite wrestlers, easily one of the most entertaining currently in the WWE. He's bloody great

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>>57972548

>>57972469
I'm really happy that Kane seems to be taking such good care of himself. Dude is in amazing shape for someone his age. Obviously he didn't take as many bumps as others did in his career, but being a huge guy like that takes its toll.

>>57972548
> i know nothing about wrestling
Sounds like you will fit in here just fine then anon

>>57971734
Why does he do this? I supported punk because he's a Chicago guy, but I just can't anymore.

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>>57972469
>the pain in kane's face

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>>57972469
>>57972515
Good spot.

>>57972558
>Commentators hyping him
>A lot of effort into entrance
>In the Raw intro already
Neville is actually gonna make it guys

>>57972527
>>57972558
>>57972582

Right on, based Nev reppin the North.

>>57972602
I don't generally come in these threads but the last two times I have been everyone seems pretty chill.

>>57972469
I like the "fed up dad" gimmick they've given Kane

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>>57972494
>TNA recently tried Al Snow out as an announcer
the city of Al Snow

How big is Kane's dick?

>>57972622
Get out while you still can
/wwe/ is a cancer that just won't die
And I'm saying this as someone who has been around since thread #30

>>57972674
tbh threads 1-29 were like a non-stop party and it was the most fun we've ever had.
I'm talking multiple celebrity guests.

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>What do you wanna do with my smelly butthole? Just sniff it when it's a little bit dirty from a regular few days of not showering and taking regular fat shits? Are you gonna suck on it and make out with it like a pair of stinky, sickly-sweet puckered lips? Are you gonna get on your knees whenever I mention that I have to fart and let me use your face as a post to rest my ass up against and relax my sphincter for? Do you wanna feel my warm, harsh stink spray like a subtle wind at your nostrils and mouth while you try to breathe?

>>57972674
I just came in because of what I had been told and wanted to see what people thought of him. I'm going to go back to my thread that everyone else calls a cancer too.

>>57972646
>roiding after you are retired

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>Jey Uso has shoulder surgery, expected to be out of action for 6 months
http://www.wwe.com/inside/jey-uso-shoulder-surgery

Are we free?

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>mfw having to listen to that fucking cena mark behind the announce table on RAW

I'm 10 minutes in and it's killing me. Please make it stop.

> feeding the reigning tag team champs in a handicap match to that tubby cunt randy boreton of all people

>>57972709

AND..............NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS JIMMY USO AND ROMAN REIGNS!

>>57972700
yes paige

>>57972709
No way is that arse real

>>57972674
> ive been around since thread #30
Gtfo now newcunt
Cancer like you is what killed /wwe/

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>>57972622
>>57972674
>not enjoying the /wwe/ bants and fun

>>57972709
>Masters of WWE Universe
>Heel New Day
>Prime Time Bantz
>Lucha Dragons

things are looking up

Enzo & Cass when?

>>57972726
this bothered me too

because 1 guy losing to 2 who are champs would make him look soooo weak

>>57972749
Its fucking glorious isnt it

>my goal is to make Roman Reigns the biggest failure in WWE history

Are smarks fans of Big Show now?

>>57972781
Vince is doing a much better job of that than Beeg.

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>>57972749
>>57972749
it's likelier than you think

>>57972703
he is the best wrestler around today, thats including subhuman gooks too
/arse/ or /trb/ ?

>>57972798
I wouldn't even know what to do with all that cake

maybe just play with it for a good half-hour

>>57972781
>I ONLY LIKE REIGNS BECAUSE SMARKS HATE HIM!

the classic 4chan counter culture effect everybody.

He actually cut a decent promo yesterday. I was impressed. Anything is better than Juan Cene

>>57972798
would smell that niggers farts

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>>57972781
lex luger would like a word

failed in wwe, failed in wcw, killed based elizabeth

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>>57972703
you enjoy the cock?

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is Seth Rollins white?

>>57972868
Does Seth Rollins shit in the woods?
Yes, he does.
Because he's not white.

Best actors on the roster?

1. Paul Heyman
2. Big Show
3. Steph
4. Triple H
5. Daniel Bryan

>>57972764
When /wwe/ has a new thing to latch on to, like "make roman look strong", Seth's dick pics, the RR, and any other sort of drama, it's some of my favorite moments that I've been apart of 4chan
When /wwe/ is dead or shitposting about divas, it's seriously up there with worst generals of all time.
And I've been to all the worst. This place can rival /ks/, /sc2/, any shitty fucking /co/ thread, and the whole of /mu/

The game threads are usually great though.

>>57972868
nah

>>57972868
Nope, nor is Sandow

>>57972781
beeg is playing the role of smarks and how they affected roman's main event run

this is of course so roman can overcome them

>>57972905
>Daniel Bryan

replace him with Dean and Trips with Mizdow

>>57972907
> talks about worst generals
> no mention of /got/
i envy you

> /mu/
You have proven the sort of person you are. Please leave.

>>57972905
miz has been golden for the last few years

>mfw Roman Reigns retires Beeg and gets a huge pop
>yfw he retires mark henry and kane
>yfw he finally gets a face pop
>he beats Cena at Summer Slam
>wins Royal Rumble again
>face pop when he beats Brock Lesnar for the title

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>>57972907
>what is contrast
you cant have the best without the shit to compare it to man, just like WWE, the moments that are glorious and fanfuckingtastic are only so because of the shit you have to wade through
you SAWFT or something?

>>57972905
Brayyy is a good
Who was he calling out this time btw

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>>57972974
>Tfw that promo Stardust gave about "cutting the slack" didn't go anywhere

Why the fuck did Kane lay down for Seth last night? I didn't understand the reasoning behind it.

>>57973034
his new gimmick "the big red lay down machine"

>>57973034
it's what's good for business

>>57973054
yeah that's what I didn't understand, why was it good for business

>>57972905
1 Bray
2 Mizdow
3 Heyman
4 Dean
5 Miz

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>>57973072
because A+ playa is the future

>>57973072
Because The Authority's golden boy Seth getting to do what he wants is best for business.

Captcha: Hamburgers

>>57973052
> stealing your mums gimmick
Bad taste from Kane tbh

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>>57973127

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>>57973127
>he thinks he's funny

>>57973127
It's alright.

>>57973127
>Speaking about stolen gimmicks
I guess Hassan stole his gimmick from you.

>>57972653
Billed as 7 feet.
Probably less than that.

Reigns and Beeg had a "street fight" in the SmackDown dark match. (didn't leave the ring area once)

Took 3 superman punches to take down Big Show. Reigns won after show put himself through a table.

Where does Seth Rollins come in a list of the all time greatest arab/sandnigger wrestlers?

From the top of my head i know
Sami zayn
Damien sandow
Iron Shiek
Eddie Farhat (original shiek)
Sabu
Mohammed hassan
Layla
Daivari
Rusev is obviously turk as fuck

Who else was there?

>>57973148
1. Paul Heyman
2. The Miz
3. Dean Ambrose
4. Sandow
5. Big E

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>>57973312
>show put himself through a table.

>>57973328
Shit, meant for
>>57972905

Does Neville wear a mouth guard when he wrestles?

>>57973361
yea

>>57973316
I can't be fucked to make a list so I'll go down the list and say if he's better or worse.

>Sami Zayn
Not close, Zayn sounds way more natural on mic and is clearly better in-ring.
>Sandow
I feel like Sandow is better because he has greater potential to entertain due to his better character/gimmick/mic-work but Seth kills him in-ring
>Shiek
Doesn't compare
>Eddie Farhat
Isn't even the most well known Shiek.
>Sabu
Doesn't compare
>Hassan
Better than
>Layla
It's a Diva
>Daivari
Better than
>Rusev
Better than Rusev but when you account for Lana I prefer Rusev.

>>57973361
Gotta protect that pretty face hasn't he

>>57973361
Yep, after that fat bag of shit Broadus Clay knocked out like 4 of his teeth
I havent got the pic saved but it was pretty disgusting

Mizdow vs The Miz on Raw next week for the Miz brand (name, music, look etc)

>inb4 Mizdow actually wins and The Miz becomes The Piz

>>57973316
Just above Daivari.

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>>57973394
lel

>>57973430
>>57973394
Apparently only one of the teeth he knocked out were real

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>>57973170
>he thinks he's special

I never really watched NXT but damn have I enjoyed watching Neville wrestle the past few weeks.

>>57973430
Does WWE provide insurance for them?

>>57973506
No, not only do they not provide insurance but they also inject you with staph infection when you join.

>>57973532

Phil please, you've already left them you don't need to do this

>>57973506
They put a z-pack on it

>>57973316
Hassan isn't an Arab, he's Italian-American.

I would be pissed if I had my teeth knocked out in a match and WWE wouldn't pay to have it fixed.