where were you when USO#1 died?
also bongs confirmed as cucks
>SI: Not a lot of grey area in MMA—
>CMP: Exactly. In pro wrestling, it’s fake. >People always get offended by that word. >‘No, we like to say it’s pre-determined.’ For whatever reason, people get angry at fake; pre-determined eases the blow? It’s fake. At the end of the day it doesn’t really mean anything. So after a while, it was, ‘Let’s just really fight and see what happens.’ Now I get to.
>SI: What made you a good pro wrestler?
>CMP: Well, that’s another thing in that phony world. What does it mean to be a good fake wrestler? That’s an identity crisis that I think I struggled with. It doesn't matter if you're the best; someone else picks who they want in the top spot.
Someone mind telling me what in the fuck is a kiss me arse match?
Its funny how the two biggest internet darlings
Daniel Bryan and CM Punk
straight up go ahead and say wrestling is fake and doesn't matter.
A lot of legends back in the day would knock their teeth out for saying shit like that.
"X-Pac Heat" is a term that means a character is booed because the audience is bored with seeing them. X-Pac did not have "great heat." He had X-Pac heat. Because nobody wanted to watch him. That's the heat every heel in WWE whose name isn't Seth, Miz, or Stephanie has right now.
The reason why people are chanting "Please retire" at Big Show is not because he's playing his character so well that he's become the greatest heel in the company. It's because nobody wants to see his shit matches.
inb4 someone says "CM Punk is a straight-shooter who isn't afraid to tell the truth!"
no, he's not telling the "truth", he's lashing out at pro wrestling because he was never pushed to the moon
i believe you're correct. you don't put that much amount of time buying into wrestling as he did and then shit talk it that hard unless you're just extremely butthurt.
> X Pac heat
Its already been agreed upon by us all that 'X-Pac heat' has been renamed 'HHH heat' to reflect the true embodiment of the phrase.
Please guard against future transgressions or go back to /wue/, it just exposes you for the filthy newfag you are when you use the outdated term.
> naomi's face during her chimpout
Still the best body in wwe though
Anyone else think Naomi's promo was pretty good last night. That might the best diva promo I've seen in years (although that's not saying much, at all)
mfw spam is keeping up with the times
>My name Elena and I am 26 years. I live insmall city of Russia.
>I hope that it does not frighten you.
>My opinion has novalue for you, but I want that you knew that I have only the good relation toyou and your country.
why couldnt it be Lana ;_;
Raven would like a word with you
Yes, but don't try and use logic with the Punk haters, they'll throw another hissy fit
he gave up on randy ;_;
he shall now be known as... sheamusfag?
Kane's one of my top 5
>yes even now
nigga you're gonna be randyfag forever
Is that what I used to type? I became so busy at one point and was rarely browsing for a couple months. I'll correct that in the future after I double check the archive.
>Go to friend's house who I haven't seen in ages
>He used to wrestle like locally and shit
>"You know any of the new wrestlers anon?"
>"Nah I know some but I haven't watched it in years"
>"Oh, you remember my m8 I used to wrestle with, Pac?"
>"A little bit. Why?"
>"He wrestles in the WWE now"
That was pretty unexpected. Is he any good?
>go to TNA
top kek, not if there's any truth to these dirtsheets
> We noted on Monday that there were reports of TNA being behind on talent pay. PWInsider reports that talents have started to receive their checks and F4Wonline.com backs this report up, saying checks started arriving this past Friday and continued arriving Saturday and Monday. One source stated to PWInsider that talents would be receiving their March checks earlier than scheduled to try and make up for the previous delays. Dave Meltzer described things in TNA as a lot worse than they were at the end of the Spike TV run. While talents have started receiving checks, there's still a lot of unhappiness across the company with the feeling that there is no momentum and they're not going anywhere.
> We noted earlier that Taz missed the recent set of TNA Impact Wrestling tapings and that repercussions could be coming for him. It wasn't the actual TV tapings he missed but a voice-over session in Nashville to record commentary for the Impact episodes that have been taped. PWInsider reports that there are issues between TNA and Taz, who has removed all references to TNA from his Twitter page. The reported TNA pay issues apparently led to Taz refusing to get on his flight from New York to Nashville. Regarding the commentary for Impact, Josh Mathews reportedly worked alone for the episode that will air this Friday night but that could change as they may edit it again with commentary from a second person. For what it's worth, TNA recently tried Al Snow out as an announcer. (From PWInsider)
I'm really happy that Kane seems to be taking such good care of himself. Dude is in amazing shape for someone his age. Obviously he didn't take as many bumps as others did in his career, but being a huge guy like that takes its toll.
>TNA recently tried Al Snow out as an announcer
the city of Al Snow
>What do you wanna do with my smelly butthole? Just sniff it when it's a little bit dirty from a regular few days of not showering and taking regular fat shits? Are you gonna suck on it and make out with it like a pair of stinky, sickly-sweet puckered lips? Are you gonna get on your knees whenever I mention that I have to fart and let me use your face as a post to rest my ass up against and relax my sphincter for? Do you wanna feel my warm, harsh stink spray like a subtle wind at your nostrils and mouth while you try to breathe?
>Jey Uso has shoulder surgery, expected to be out of action for 6 months
Are we free?
>mfw having to listen to that fucking cena mark behind the announce table on RAW
I'm 10 minutes in and it's killing me. Please make it stop.
>Masters of WWE Universe
>Heel New Day
>Prime Time Bantz
things are looking up
Enzo & Cass when?
this bothered me too
because 1 guy losing to 2 who are champs would make him look soooo weak
>I ONLY LIKE REIGNS BECAUSE SMARKS HATE HIM!
the classic 4chan counter culture effect everybody.
He actually cut a decent promo yesterday. I was impressed. Anything is better than Juan Cene
lex luger would like a word
failed in wwe, failed in wcw, killed based elizabeth
When /wwe/ has a new thing to latch on to, like "make roman look strong", Seth's dick pics, the RR, and any other sort of drama, it's some of my favorite moments that I've been apart of 4chan
When /wwe/ is dead or shitposting about divas, it's seriously up there with worst generals of all time.
And I've been to all the worst. This place can rival /ks/, /sc2/, any shitty fucking /co/ thread, and the whole of /mu/
The game threads are usually great though.
>mfw Roman Reigns retires Beeg and gets a huge pop
>yfw he retires mark henry and kane
>yfw he finally gets a face pop
>he beats Cena at Summer Slam
>wins Royal Rumble again
>face pop when he beats Brock Lesnar for the title
>what is contrast
you cant have the best without the shit to compare it to man, just like WWE, the moments that are glorious and fanfuckingtastic are only so because of the shit you have to wade through
you SAWFT or something?
>Tfw that promo Stardust gave about "cutting the slack" didn't go anywhere
Reigns and Beeg had a "street fight" in the SmackDown dark match. (didn't leave the ring area once)
Took 3 superman punches to take down Big Show. Reigns won after show put himself through a table.
Where does Seth Rollins come in a list of the all time greatest arab/sandnigger wrestlers?
From the top of my head i know
Eddie Farhat (original shiek)
Rusev is obviously turk as fuck
Who else was there?
I can't be fucked to make a list so I'll go down the list and say if he's better or worse.
Not close, Zayn sounds way more natural on mic and is clearly better in-ring.
I feel like Sandow is better because he has greater potential to entertain due to his better character/gimmick/mic-work but Seth kills him in-ring
Isn't even the most well known Shiek.
It's a Diva
Better than Rusev but when you account for Lana I prefer Rusev.