/cric/ - Penis Inspection Day Edition

1st for no bully

>>57355238

nth for Taylor is a hack

>that chick next to guptill's wife
hrng

finished my pie lads
should i grab another?

someone tell LRPLEL that there are other ways of scoring rather than singles

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>>57357073
xth for them ever learning

>I've experienced rejection because of my height before. It hurt, but it never bothered me too much, because I thought that if a girl got to know me, my personality and my good traits, that it wouldn't matter. We've known each other for 2 years. We've laughed together, cuddled, slept in the same bed. How can height still matter? I would have preferred that she kick me square in the balls.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MANLETS BTFOOOOOOOOOOOO

THERE IS NO HOPE

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>>57355511

Look taylor has done well so far, you casual fuckheads would be calling for his head if he played a shit shot and got out in the 20th over.

Once we are at about 35-38 overs he can start being aggressive and we could be looking at 330.

If he got out in the last 10 overs we would have collapsed for under 300

INB4 OUT

Is Giroud the best striker in World football lads?

guppy on a cheeky 99

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>>57357138
Ayyyyy

>>57357118
projecting hard bro

>aus vs nz final
neat
>implying SA won't choke
>India

WHAT SHOULD I FAP TO????????? OMG ROSS TAYLOR BOUNDARY!!!!!!

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>letting Guptill get 100

Have to be 2 of the top 5 batsmen at the crease right now, anyone disagree?

Guptils form has come at the right time, because the rest of the NZ batting lineup is looking weak.

>that one guy with the orange shirt looking confused as to why everyones standing up
>looks around then stands up
>clearly has no idea what cricket's about and just there for the orange shirt money

fucking disgusting cunt tbh

MEME SHOT
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>guppy on a 100
>taylor hitting 4s
is it happening?

this is important

if you fug and impregnate a womanlet, will the resulting babbies be manlets

Who /bratz movie/ here?

>>57357170
>flounders against proper bowling attacks
>only getting centuries against the Bangas and WI
Uh...

Thank fuck for this though, our batting was starting to look weak

What we need now is both Elliot and Anderson to get meme 50s

meat pie, pastie or sausage roll?

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>>57357136

>>57357175
I love those uncomfortable reactions the fans have with the cameramen

>>57357206

>all out for 150

uh...

>>57357184
No, babies of womanlets won't result in manlets. My mum is 164cm and I'm 172cm

>>57357205

/WoWP/ here

hahah this thread has been around for a while, now it gets used

this is actually probably the best result tbh

memecullum and bane's egos knocked down a notch and guppy and taylor stepping up and building good confidence will be good for the saffers

>>57357184
99% of women are short m8 so i dunno.

>>57357206
is there any other batters out there? i dont see any tbh

>>57357205
I've got a passion for fashion tbh lads

>>57357184
depends which of you has more dominant genes

>>57357224
so has ur mum tbh, but no one is complaining.

>>57357208
PASTIE
A
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T
I
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http://www.gofeed2all.eu/watch/331390/1/watch-new-zealand-vs-west-indies.html

link for anyone who needs it

>>57357211
ah the cheeky old "not the picture I had uploaded" trick

LGTSS

>the ghost of moot

>you will never see a cricket player try to catch a ball in his mouth
Also old dog was better

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Will they ever learn?

>>57357244
LEL
E
L

>>57357215
>got you down to 9 wickets on your home ground with our record lowest total ever posted in a WC
Uh...

>>57357251
P A N D E R I N G

>>57357216

kek manlet, 173cm masterrace reporting in

>>57357184
barring nutritional deficiency, children are generally taller than their shorter parent. there are many genes that have an impact on height though so anything's possible

>>57357244
not bad bahamas in canada

>>57357130
Agreed. 36 off 59 is fine.

Daily reminder Bruno Mars is 1.4m tall and has a line of women outside his place waiting to fuck him. It's about how attractive and rich you are boys.

>>57357216
you're a manlet retard.

time to UNLEASH

>be tallest in my class at 12 years old
>end up being a manlet

Why is life so unfair

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SUPER GUPPY

>tfw casuals posting in the next australia thread wont understand the bratz meme

saffers shitting themselves atm tbh

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>New Zealand will score less than 320

>>57357304
172cm is above the cut-off point for manlet-status. 170cm and below is manlet

Reminder that Anderson had the fastest ODI 100 until recently.

>>57357130
except he won't, just watch

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>>57357298
>>57357130
>yfw hes 48 from 120 in the 49th over

hd stream where lads

mines pixelated as fuck

>>57357266

>still losing

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>>57357277
b8

>>57357308
>was the tallest for a while in his life
>still complains

>>57357308

because you stopped eating properly

>>57357300

Manlet detected

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Do the acc post on /cric/?

>>57357336
We felt bad to beat you on your home turf so they asked Starc to bowl it wide to rotate the strike.

TAYLOR GOAT

daily reminder that daily reminders aren't daily

what do you even say to women on tinder?

help pls

I WANT IT ALL

I WANT IT ALL

I WANT IT ALL

AND I WANT IT NOW

TAYLOR
A
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O
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>>57357340
Why do athletes need shit like this? He's one of our highest paid cricketers (lol ipl) and he's got fame, he could pull anywhere

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>>57357325

This

>>57357349
I ended up right between my mum and dads heights so it seems normal enough

>>57357298
>36 off 59 is fine.

*tips England helmet*

>guppy sledging

top cake

>>57357365
ask them their favourite meme

>>57357340

>182cm

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>>57357377
six lel

WALLOP
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>>57357364
that handegg daily reminder is daily doe

BOOMTILL

>>57357340
>no piercings or tattoos
I have new found respect for Memeswell.

WALLOP

hd stream where

i want

hd

m u m

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>Another blowout

>Sammy having a tantrum in the middle of the pitch

101 METRES
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>101 meters

Guppers double tonne?

>given an easy game in the quarters
>instead of actually entertaining their fans they bore their way to 300

Why is NZ so shit?

>>57357390
kek

they'll never really learn

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nice1 guppy

im still scared snores taylor is going to run him out in proper taylor fashion

>>57357311
even our planes are fat

>>57357387
>57357387

seriously though

>>57357365
start off with a light-hearted joke question related to something in their profile if they are hot, or a cheesy pick-up line if you reckon they will be dtf regardless eg they are less attractive than you. then continue a few flirty/teasing comments back and forth and ask to meet at a bar or movies within 10-15 messages total.

>>57357365
just be really good looking

>>57357390
182cm is 6'0
184-5cm is 6'1

what is with this DJ. He should play Pendulum

>windy players
>last names that are first names

>>57357432

Theyd choke if they did anything other than business as usual you stupid fuck

As is foretold by the history of all NZ professional sports

We are notorious chokers

>Sammy and Benn in powerplay
what the fuck is holder doing

>>57357437
Is that the biggest in the cup so far?

>>57357369
because every man wants a root where you don't have to bother chatting up in nightclub/bar

GUPPY GOAT GUPPY GOAT GUPPY GOAT GUPPY GOAT GUPPY GOAT GUPPY GOAT GUPPY GOAT GUPPY GOAT GUPPY GOAT GUPPY GOAT GUPPY GOAT GUPPY GOAT GUPPY GOAT GUPPY GOAT GUPPY GOAT

>>57357462
DJ A-hole

>>57357365

I copy and paste /sp/ banter

yet another meme match.

well will you look at that
it appears as though new zealand are pretty legit this tournament...

>>57357462

This DJ is biased tbh hes playing victorious shit every time something happens except wickets

>>57357465
You're going to choke the semis anyway, at least if you choke now it will be remembered

>be 6'2
>play a lot of basketball
>still feel inadequate and like a manlet when i'm playing

iktf manlet bros

who /189cms/ here

>>57357263
wheres the gif of this? after the pic he just awkwardly stands there while the girls sign his picture

>>57357444
This post was funnier than it had any right to be.

>>57357373
41 off 59 is fine though.

He's just playing second fiddle to Guptill right now, being someone who can stay in with him. He hasn't needed to go crazy due to Guptill scoring at a great pace.

If it were an England player it would be 41 off 108.

>>57357502

id rather they choke now tbh

windies saffers would be a great match

i can feel the racial tension from here

>>57357506
fuck off

>>57357491
The Zerogoose pasta gets girls wet tbh

girls love intelligent men

>>57357462
In Silico>Hold your Colour>Immersion

>>57357263
>6'0"
>5'11"
>full head between them

>>57357522
>windies saffers and india australia

But those are the matches I spent all summer watching

>>57357451
>>57357460

i literally dont know what im doing lel

just said she looked like a pornstar haha

> Just started watching
> Meme and other meme both out cheap
> NZ still rekkin it
Holes in the batting lineup they said
McMeme and Kane will have to deliver they said
Ausfags shitting themselves as we speak

>>57357537
tbqf both girls appear to have larger-than-normal heads

particularly the one on the right

330 runs target confirmed?

love love love

>England get knocked out
>World Cup becomes boring as fuck

>>57357546
keep going lad, sounds like your making headway

cap any funny bits and share with your /cric/ m8s if you get the chance

guppers 200 inc

>>57357548
would rather face nz then saffas tbh

Bring da motherfuckin wallop
Bring da motherfuckin wallop
Bring da mother, bring da motherfuckin wallop
Bring da motherfuckin wallop

GOATTILL

>>57357546
screencap pls.

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>"Oh hey dere ye sheep dangerin batti bwoi nice likka runs ye get dere, ita be a shame if sum wan a chase dat"

>>57357561

how do you screenshot on a galaxy?

>>57357574
Saffers rely a lot more on a couple of players so if they have a bad day we're gonna win easy. NZ are pretty balanced.

>>57357509

168 here

WALLOP

>>57357546
jus b urself :)

>Guptil going to hit 150 before Taylor gets 50

LOL
O
L

guptills about to meme himself out just watch

Jesus that was fucking effortless

he basically tapped that

>>57357576
memecullen catch the six from the gayle yo meme burst

>>57357587
Home button + power generally works.

>>57357467
>what the fuck is Holder

GOATILL

cheeky double century on the table lads

>>57357587
press the power button and the volume down button at the same time, works on all androids i think

where the fuck is michael holding

jesus this is brutal

>>57357587
Open the screen you'd like to capture.
Press and hold the standby key on the right side and the home button at the same time. Wait for the border around the screen to flash white.

>>57357365
>Are you an archaeologist?

Works everytime

GUPPY
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FUCKING IT
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just got back from work lads whats the score

Curry can you please get the Aussies out so we don't have to beat them and hurt their feelings on their home soil in the finals?

GUPTILL ODI 300 WHEN?

why are there so many redditors in this thread?

I think taylor has realised how shit he is

that's why he ran two. Got them 11 extra runs if you think about it

GET IT GUPPY

>>57357626

225-2
38 overs

rpo 5.92

guptill sitting on 133 off 126 taylor at 42 off 61

WALLOP
A
L
L
O
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MAXIMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM

G u p p y

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Not bad tbh.

TAYLOR

9 7 M E T R E S
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>>57357633
someone linked to a subreddit about short people hating themselves and this is now the longest i've ever spent on reddit, think i've become a redditor now tbh

THANK YOU BASED GUPPY

BTFO
T
F
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YES Ran out himself.

>>57357633
because all the /sp/artans are having a hoon on your mum.

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AHAHAHAHA TAYLOR

O U T
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>new zealand
>a good cricketing team
pick one m8

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TAYLOR

LOLLL
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WHAT THE FUCK IS HE EVER THINKIGN LMAO

YES THANK YOU GUPPY

GTFO TAYLOR

thank fuck

>>57357626
Go to sleep m8

>FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR >FAYLOR

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

He tried to run Guppy out holy fucking shit my sides.

>taylor runs himself out

holy shit,

TIDE TURNING

>>57357580

i will when she responds

>tfw shes 80ks away

whats the rule here? do we just toss matches that are to far away?

Faylor trying his best to get run out

Post your face when guppy scores 300.

what a clusterfuck of an innings that was

>GREAT NOW ANDERSON IS COMING IN

RUSS TAILHER

>guppy ignoring the runout order
based

guppy on fire + elliot
we got this lads

we anderson now

>>57357688
>>57357688

honestly, he tries every fucking game

Where was he even trying to run if the ball went so short and Gup didn't even budge?

>>57357692
Can you drive and are you that thirsty?

basically comes down to that tbh

fuck sitting on a train or bus to get there though

Tactical decision by Guptill
That was more important that his century

>taylor tries to run out guptill
>guppy has none of it

Good work

HA HA TIME FOR MAXIMUM MEMEAGE

BIG SCORE COMING LADS

Anderson 100 coming up

TIME FOR THE WALLOP

WE COLLAPSE NOW.

Taylor looked jelly tbh.

Good choice tbh

Elliot's pretty useless at this stage in the game, he's just there to save the fuckups

>>57357718

can drive and nah not really tbh

When will Taylor finally neck himself

swear to christ hes gonna run the world cup out against the saffers

What's the deal with all these betting commercials? Are there casinos everywhere in England or is it all online betting?

>>57357744
he can wallop a bit
not as good as anderson though

>>57357708
>>57357710
>>57357712
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>>57357715
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>>57357744
>>57357751
>>57357758
disgusting

>dat selfie promo
fucking absolutely fuck off you fucking faggots

>BEN(I)N

>>57357721
>>57357724

run out one, shame on you
run out twice, shame on me
run out third time, fuck yourself

basically what happen

>>57357763
AUTISM
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>>57357763
>getting our slowest player out for the final 10
thank you based west india

GUPPPPPPPPY

To think I was giving him shit during the pool stages I'm so sorry gup

>>57357763
Jealous that WI can't meme as much as NZ?

Can guppy 200 today?

im bored lads

wish i had a gf or some friends tbh

>>57357782

literally showing taylor how to bat yourself into form

>>57357763

m8 im a direct ancestor of a governer of your shitty colony you better watch your fuckin mouth m8

>>57357797
No. Out at 187

>Anderson on instead of Elliot
Gonna be a great meme lads

>>57357826
did your bookie uncle tell you that?

>0 (4)

FUCK OFF ANDERSON

>>57357808
you and your governor can kill urself m8

>>57357808

*descendant

>>57357803
>implying we aren't your friends

>To compensate, the researchers, led by Michael Jennions of Australian National University, showed 105 young Australian women life-size computer-generated figures of nude men, varying the figures' flaccid penis size, height and shoulder-to-hip ratio. Height and shoulder-to-hip ratio have previously been shown as factors used by women to judge attractiveness. The computer simulations varied penis width in sync with length, so that all penises were proportional.

>The results revealed that women preferred taller men as well as high shoulder-to-hip ratios (meaning that the wider the shoulders were than the hip, the more attractive the man). Shoulder-to-hip ratio was a major determiner of attractiveness, accounting for 79.6 percent of the variation in hot-or-not ratings.

>tfw shitty shoulder-to-hip ratio

how do i fix it lads?

WHAT DO WE WANT?

>>57357849

>not being your own grand father

>>57357808
>m8 im a direct ancestor
nigga how old are you

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>tfw finding out that I could still shitpost with my Bahamas flag with mobile data

Thank G*d, Canadian flag is gay as shit

>>57357869
MEMES

>>57357865
By killing yourself tbh

why is this ground small as fuck?

another one sided meme quarter final

thanks guptill you cunt

GUPPY THE LEGEND

/150/

>>57357898
are you black?

>>57357907
because the actual cricket ground in wellington isn't big enough to pay the jews

Champ Guppy

>>57357899
WHEN DO WE WANT THEM

>>57357907

because the corporate dicksuckers who run the professional sports industry in new zealand only really care about >rugger

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>>57357918

>Benn is still being bowled
holder pls go

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>YFW GUPPY ALONE GOT MORE THAN ENGLEL DID AGAINST NZ IN THEIR ENTIRE INNINGS

>>57357927
NOW

>>57357918

that made me laugh tumeke

>>57357918
he looks so blazed there

guys i have a question for all religiousfags, if God is all knowing then shouldn't he know exactly what all our good deeds and sins are gonna be and isn't it already predetermined whether each of us is going to hell or heaven? shit's been bugging me lately tbh

>>57357757

>casinos

kek, nah it's all for online betting, we have that shit aswell

isn't sports betting banned in freedumbland?

>this team once had the worlds most feared bowlers
sad sight tbh

>>57357865
I wouldn't spaz about it too much m8, these are just outlines of a body there is much more important things in the details

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>>57357956

Who do kiwis consider the goat nz sportsman?

>>57357956
did he predetermine the pak-aus match?

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>>57357923
I'm not black, I'm just really really tanned.

>letting a meme player score 190 against you

>englel

>>57357956

no such thing as free will tbh

thermodynamics are all that determines our lives tbh

contrary to interstellar belief, love does not in fact transcend dimensions

>>57357956
why do you care?

>>57357973
they can do it in vegas

they can do it online too, but it's not as accepted/legit as it is here or in britain

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>>57357995
>love does not in fact transcend dimensions

>>57357981
Lomu or Hadlee

6 CLOSER TO 200 LADS

>what's his thought pattern

MEME SHOTS, SMITHY, MEME SHOTS

>>57357808
>sheep fucker vernacular

WALLOP
A
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WALLOP

ANDO

>memesix

Shit world cup tbh.

>>57357978
If I swim laps at the pool every day do you reckon my shoulders would get bigger?

i'm too cbf/not normie enough to do gym

>>57357981

peter jackson

>>57357956
yes if we if God were to rule according to the rules of classical mechanics. according to quantum physics this isn't so clear.

>believing in God.
>wasting your time being a Hafiz.

>tfw no gf to give you a meaty blow

>>57357998
>but it's not as accepted/legit as it is here or in britain

what do you mean by that? is it legal in certain states or something?

>>57357981
winston peters

who /doubtedGuptill/ here?

Feel like an idiot tbh

>>57357945
almost more than australia did.

>>57357981
Richie McCaw.

W A L L O P
A L L O P W
L L O P W A
L O P W A L
O P W A L L
P W A L L O

>>57357981
shane smeltz

>>57358023

This tbh

Competitive matches have been few and far between

>>57358032

kek

>>57358038
Who /PICKEDHIMFORFANTASY/ HERE?

Feelin pretty smug right now tbh

>>57358023
FIFA world cup is the only decent world cup to be honest.

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>>57357984
>anime
:^)

>>57358046
>implying Wood isn't better

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>>57358029

>>57358038
did in the games before the world cup. he kept getting out for less than 10.

but now he's never been better

>>57357937

I'd like to see NZ play in a normal cricket ground. These lofted shots going for wallops will be easy catches 20 meters from the boundary lines.

>this windies fielding

seriously, has anyone noticed that WI fielding today has been lazy AF?

>>57358036
idk, i think it's illegal, but as with most things on the internet there are ways around it.

but they definitely don't have all the advertising like we and the poms do, which is what i was getting at with the "accepted" bit

>>57358026
probably would help but lifting would be better

this commentator is such a whinger. he isnt witty or funnt and i want him to die.

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>400 again

Sigh

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>>57358061
You anime?

I'm pretty anime myself tbh

>>57358046
>>57358064

> Not the Kiwi messi

>>57358075
that 101 metre wallop from guppy is a 6 on any ground mate

>>57358077
Windies? Lazy? This is unprecendented.

>>57358082
ACC brah

>>57358064
idk who he is, I only Smeltz and Winston Reid.

>>57357981
Tim Shadbolt

>>57358023
ODI is just a shit format

T20 is just meme enough to be fun and tests are the GOAT sport. ODI is the equivalent of being a 5/10 with 5/10 intelligence

>>57358077
african work ethic m8.

>>57358075

Guptill hit 189 at Southampton and that's a pretty big ground 4 u

Only casuals think NZ would struggle on big grounds. I've seen McCullum, Taylor, Guptill and Anderson hit sixes well above 100m regularly

>>57358023
ODIs need to kill tbh

>>57358082
true, where the fuck is danny morrison, this whining fat fuck sounds fat too

my dog could outfield these windies

>>57358075
>101 metres
>97 metres

okay that anderson one would have been out tbh

>>57358064

>not wynton ruffer

>>57358023

>mad

WC has been pretty fun tbh

Will Guptill do it?

>>57358037

underrated post

winnie is top tier kindy sand pit sportsman

>>57358110
but that was against englel

>>57357981
That fat woman shot putter.

>>57358116
that's no way to talk about your father m8

>Chris Gayle is playing this game

Any total less than 450 will be subpar.

>>57358152
>le gayle is good maymay

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>>57357981
GOATy GOAT GOATums

>>57358136
>riling up the elderly is not a sport.

>>57358139

Doesn't matter who it was against, the point is that NZ's batsmen have the capacity to clear any ground

As I type this, another WALLOP

>>57358152
He will be out for less than 20

>>57358152
gayle has been shit except for that meme 200 against zimbabwe

can we reach 420 sixes this game lads

this has been a great innings from guppy

CAN'T CUCK THE GUP

>>57358152
>average of 15 for like five years

>>57358152

>Fayle scoring >25 against a good team

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who else here hoping for GOAT AUS/NZ final?

has anyone seen kill la kill

>>57358023
nigger fuck off
the first half of the group stages was pretty lackluster but since Aus vs NZ it has been off the hook
>minnows being mad because they get rekt by powerhouses like Bangladesh

OH FUCKING YES GUPPY YOU SEXY BEAST

WALLOP

>>57358164

butthurt chink detected

Will we end up seeing the tournament sixes counter pass 500 this WC?

>>57358135
NZ's Rohit Sharma.

Shit he can so fucking get this

Gayle BTFO

>>57358152
this isn't the IPL m8

Holy fuck

GO
U
P
P
Y

>>57358176

>implying this isn't a meme ground
>implying NZ isn't a meme opposition

3 meme factors is enough for Gayle.

You have 10 seconds to name a better innings this WC.

Pro-tip: you can't

that slog
lmao

andergoat gone
guppy stole all the wallop

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>>57358203
Why is satsuki best grill?

C O L L A P S E
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A
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S
E

>>57358160
i think gayle performs the best when he doesn't have the burden of representing his country on his shoulders. he does the best in ipl and other domestic leagues like that but when he's in west indian attire he becomes a meme

>I'm glad Anderson is out instead of Guptill

I can't believe I'd ever think that but here we are.

>coriander

>MEMEDERSON

anderson outmemed

couldnt hold onto guppy's coat tails with enough vigor

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Good bye, Mr Anderson

bring in glasses man now I need some points

>>57358244
this. had a shit moment where I thought it was based guppy who was caught

>Elliot now in charge of banging shit
He's done it before, better bet than Taylel at least

>Elliott over Ronchi

Literally why

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>mfw a Kiwi will have a double tonne and an Aussie doesn't

god i can't wait for gayle to cuck you faggot kiwis

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>i want to be the first white guy to get 200

Why is there a billion fucking threads?
What autists keeps fucking making new ones that we don't need?
>Anderson

Does NZ only have one good batsmen and if he plays well they win and if he goes out they lose?

>>57358279
fucking warner

>>57358279

>mfw an Aussie made 200 and died near me

>>57358283

LMAO MAD AS FUCK HAHAHAHA