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/cric/ WORLD CUP QUARTER FINALS GAMETHREAD

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Nuke will come soon edition

New Zealand vs West Indies from Wellington

Starts in 3 bongs 5 bings
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Let's start with some meme shots
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>>57350246
Probably not even going to watch this walkover match tbh
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WHO /UNDEFEATED/ HERE?

Australians pls ignore
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>>57350277
Memeswell is fucking GOAT
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he can't keep getting away with this
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>>57350301
He won't when he comes across real fielders who haven't been paid to rig
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/31991484

>Phil Simmons quits Ireland to take over as West Indies coach

R.I.P. Ireland.
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>>57350319

Like these guys
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Put 50 on the Windies to BTFO Poo Peeland
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so since wiziwig is kill, are their other sites that provide acestream links to matches?
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>Leave the ex-slaves to me
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>>57350301
>pakistanmakingspaghetti.webm
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I wish the Windies were still competitive, this is going to be another blow QF
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>leave the black bull to me
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>Twice in one tournament
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>>57350385

Got the webm of Cummins falling over?
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>>57350353
good bet m8 the kiwis are due a poor game
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>>57350376
>this semen slurping sport might be for me
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Is Dave Warner related to Shane Warner?
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>>57350385
that is a joke tbh

those fucking lights in the bails are obviously weighing them down
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>>57350397

Only the first time, I wasn't awake when he did it in another match
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Anyone on the piss yet? Just cracked open a beer
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>>57350246
any word on the nukes?
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why are people in fantasy finishing with one spare trade?

HAHAHA
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>>57350480
I'd assume they're waiting for le black bull to be named
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>>57350602
>people unironically picking fayle
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I don't understand this sport
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>>57350716
Gayle will score a century if he plays

>pic related
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i can feel it in my bones
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Just give the WC to the Saffas already, no more choking, the WC is in the bag.
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>>57350777
Is that a sculpture of an argentinian choking himself?
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>>57350777
next week, the Windies are the worst team in the QFs by a long way
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check this out /b/ros

>>57341866
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>>57351042
Wow! Did he just say that? I better share this with my friends at Reddit.com. Thank you my Australian friend and good game from last night haha!
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>>57351042
Thanks for bringing it to my attention, fellow redditor xD
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If we don't bat first I'm going to be annoyed tbh
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>>57351131
This. This is the last chance for our batsmen to spread their fucking wings for once before facing some real threats.
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didn't NZ only bat 1st in their 1st game?
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>>57351131
When you lose i will be overjoyed

also
>we
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who /kiwiforaday/ here?

>>57351243
faggot
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>>57350814
I imagine that comes from the 2011 RWC Quarterfinal Nz vs Arg.
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>>57351243
>Still arguing about the >we thing
>Taking everything literally
I want this meme to stop.
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>>57351262
What number in the order do you bat m8?
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>>57351276
Don't be so autistic
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I SAY THEY TREAT ME LIKE A SLAVE CAH ME BLACK
WOI WE FEEL A WHOLE HEAP OF PAIN CAH WE BLACK
AND MAN I SAY THEY PUT ME IN A CHAIN CAH ME BLACK
IMAGINE NOW, BIG GOLD CHAIN FULL OF ROCKS
HOW YOU NO SEE THE WHIP, LEFT SCARS PON ME BACK
BUT NOW WE HAVE A BIG WHIP PARKED PON THE BLOCK
ALL THEM SAY WE DOOMED FROM THE START CAH WE BLACK
REMEMBER THIS, EVERY RACE START FROM THE BLACK, JUST REMEMBER THAT
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>>57351252
i guess your off to find a nice sheep then? Good luck /kiwiforaday/

lel
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>>57351333
what is this supposed to be?
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>>57351344
piss poor banter you dumb fucking kid
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>>57351344
Why go for a sheep when you can just go for an Aussie woman? Same thing really.
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>>57351388
What do you call a Kiwi with a thousand lovers?

A shepherd.

You're a shepherd m8
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>>57351388
Well, I'd like to keep some self-respect.
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>>57351428
I am the shepherd who guides your Aussie lasses to a better civilisation. That civilisation is New Zealand.
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>>57351449
>In 2013, there are about 650,000 New Zealand citizens living in Australia, which is about 15 per cent of the population of New Zealand

LEL NICE TRY SHEEP SHAGGER
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>>57351505
>He feels proud that the worst of NZ is going to the convict nation
>He is actually bragging about living in the rubbish bin of the world
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>>57351543
You will get BTFO by a bunch of former slaves today. NZ- Truly an irrelivant cuck country
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>>57351592
You don't sound so well, friend. Here, I found a page that could help you.

http://www.embarrassingproblems.com/problem/anal-pain
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>>57351624
I'll leave the site to you seeing as you've already visited it.

>Poo Peeland
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>>57351660
I found it after pummeling this one typically slutty Aussie lass in the backside. It helped her and I'm sure it can help you.

There is still hope, mate!
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>>57351252
>who /kiwiforaday/ here?

me
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>>57351831
Queenslanders are truly subhuman
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>>57350437

top lel

Don't know how he didn't injure himself
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>>57350480

Saving my last 3 for the toss
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>>57351291
>Don't be so autistic
>associating yourself with a group of individuals you have never personally interacted with yourself

Nope, nothing autistic about that.
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I am literally ross taylor ama
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>tfw NZ girls are pure beautiful maidens
>tfw Aussie girls are trashy bogan sluts
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>all the Auscasuals gone tonight as they aren't playing

Feels good man
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>>57352029
Holy shit what a fucking meme cunt. I genuinely feel sorry for himself, such a memer and he doesn't even know it
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>>57352038
thank god.
>all that muh city circle-jerk was awful
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>>57351831
I'm /kiwi for the tournament/

End the Aussie delusion
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>>57352038
>>57352060
are you fucking stupid?

You are just enticing shitposting
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Lads
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>>57352060

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/property/pictures/9477990/The-worlds-10-best-cities-to-live-in.html

Reminder that if you're a New Zealander and don't live in Auckland, you should kill yourself right now.
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>>57352060
Sydney>all
NRL>AFL
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>>57352029
>Haha!
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>>57352029
Right i'm going to make a twitter account and rekt this fucking cunt
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>>57352116
This is correct.

Also Melbourne is the shittest city in Aus. This has been established
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who /gong/ here?
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Eh lads

>lurk /cric/

or

>play Heroes of the Storm


Which one lads?
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>>57352171
Yeah m8, /gong/ here. About to head down the lighthouse and get on the piss. You wanna join?
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>>57352184
>Heroes of the Storm
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>>57352171
Need somebody to relentlessly push /gong/ in other generals until it becomes meme of the summer 2015
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>>57352184
or

>objectively kill yourself
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NRL thread
>>57351612
>>57351612
>>57351612
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>>57352200

yeah m8, meet at steelers first?
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>>57352209
>playing other shitheap toxic MOBAs

I bet you prefer spin bowlers
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>>57352242
>playing video games at all
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>>57352242
>playing mobas

wanna know how I know you're a virgin?
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>>57352215
What's the class difference like in Australia when it comes to sports?

Do abos love the rugby? And normal Aussies the cricket?

In England working class = football, middle class = rugby/cricket
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>cheeky steak and mushroom pie
im set lads
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>>57352242

*bowls a doosra respectfully in your direction*

M'ushtaq
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>>57352265
>not being a virgin

GET OUT YOU NORMIE PIECE OF SHIT
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>>57352273
Rugby is for posh people
AFL and League are for regular people
Cricket is for everyone
Soccer is for immigrants and fags
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>>57352273
we don't have class systems like you English

I hate that shit
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>>57350301
>>57350277
Is he american?
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>>57352298
Do abos not do sport?
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>>57352307
they like league or afl depending on what state they are from
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>>57352307
They mostly watch and play Aussie Rules
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>>57352111
Auckland a city of hipsters and criminals
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>>57352340
Just like Melbourne
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>>57352218
yeah m8 steelers then diceys
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>>57352306
yes
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>>57352111
auckland fucking sucks tbh
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So who wouldnt be in the black caps squad if Jesse Ryder wasnt such a pisshead?
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>>57352434

The Hairy Javelin
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Watson can't handle the banter
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>>57352111
The Auckland CBD is actually pretty nice tbh, but I just fucking hat how far spread out the whole city is. It's why I like Wellington.
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So how do I get into this fucking sport?
What teams should I pay attention to?
pls no bully
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>>57352465
LE WADSON IS GUD MEME :)))
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>>57352477
>hat
*hate
>Me in charge of spelling
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>>57352465
he handled it pretty well actually

#winningruns
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>>57352489
Australia
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>>57352499

Thanks to this
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>>57352489
theres only 4 games left mate
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>>57352612
literally dropped the world cup
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Was there a bigger bitch on TV than Debra from Everybody Loves Raymond?
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>>57352612
so what? Dropped catches are part of cricket
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>>57352614
PANDERING
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>>57352651
her mother in law
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>>57352612

Poor Wahab
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i'm so fucking hyped for this game. it's not even wanting nz to choke. i'm just really all about it for some reason
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windies win if repeating digits
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>>57352715
What a surprise
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If singles Windies lose
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toss when
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>>57352612
>about to take the catch
>opens hands
rahat confirmed for bribed
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what's the /gong/ of the Caribbean?
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if triples windies win
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>>57352703

because every single quarter final thus far has been a one sided shitstomp
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The Kiwis are going to choke on the BBC, if you catch my meaning.
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>>57350246
Will pakistan coach die?
... again
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reminder strayan cricket djs are fucking shit

all they do is play shitty american pop
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>tfw I've only just realised why Conny called his team octogets

cheeky cunt
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>>57352770
Saint Martin
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>Lara

Overrated stat padding casual bait memer
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>>57352825
>tfw they will never be as GOAT as the Hamilton DJ who plays TV show themes
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>>57352171
i'll be going down to the butchery later with a few m8s, anyone else /gong/?
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Is Palmerston North still a meme?
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>>57352826
actually has surprised me with how little he mentions it

honestly thought he'd bang on about it
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>>57352861
kek is wollongong so boring that you spend your time hanging around a butcher?
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>>57352863
Palmerston North is considered the /gong/ of New Zealand
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>>57352863
P A L M Y
A
L
M
Y

...is actually a shithole tbh
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>>57352879
BACK THE FUCK OFF
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>>57352861
Come to diceys and get on the piss m8
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i thank allah every day that i don't live in wollongong.
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>>57352875
he would've once upon a time believe me
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>>57352770
Grenada
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>>57352759
Underrated post. TERRIBLE batting display including many incorrect shots leading to simple catches, lack of run-scoring intent for the bulk of the innings. Followed by an abysmal performance in the field, dropping SITTERS that could've changed the game. Not to mention Misbah bowling Afridi at the other end to based Wahab, thoroughly defusing any pressure that Wahab created.

Match-fixing scandal WHEN?
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>>57352931
>I know everything about gets, no seriously....
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>>57352928
I'd rather live in /gong/ than Melbourne tbh
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>>57352879
confirmed never visited /gong/.
BUTCHERY
A
S
E
D
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tbh is my fav meme tbh
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Wahab Riaz and Watson are getting pulled up on disciplinary charges from the ICC

kek
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>>57352963
kek'd irl
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>>57352966
that's why you're a neet loser.
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>>57352980
Gotta agree tbh
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>>57353000
>insecure Lelbourne fag detected
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So which semi final will be the better match lads?

Straya vs India or Saffers vs Best Indies?
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gonna go grab me a steak & mushroom pie from the bakery before the game, be back in 20
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>>57353022
i'm from sydney m8. if you'd honestly rather live in gong than melbourne you're pathetic.
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Who /melbourne/ here?
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I thought this was on FTA ;_;
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BATTING FIRST FUG YES
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>>57353091
PREPARE YOUR FUCKING ANUSES WINDIES MCMEME AND KANE ARE GONNA FUCK YOU UP
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>>57353065
YEAH ME M8. WANNA HIT UP SOME CAFES AND TALK ABOUT MUH SPORTING CAPITAL? MAYBE WE CAN VISIT THE 'G'
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mcgrath is a charisma vaccuum and brings fucking nothing at all. sweet lordy jesus christo
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>>57353115
NZ will probably get bowled out for less than 150 tbh
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>>57353119
You're lying but yes I would like to do that
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>>57353138
>This Aussie delusion
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>>57353065
Feels good man
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>>57353155
No joke, the Kiwis will lose.
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>>57353148
>That cheeky 6
Top fucking quality
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why is memecullen so short?
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NZ has won the toss and is batting first.

Both these things are new and frightening.
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>>57353218
the weight of new zealand on his shoulders slowly crushing him into a diamond
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wtf? this isn't on tv?
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>>57353218
Genetics m8
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lol where's the crowd?
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>>57353244
Just the Aussie game was. The 2 semis and final are on tv though
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>>57353200
>This poor Aussie who is so desperate for NZ to lose so his team doesn't have to face them
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>>57353225

lol we win the toss so now we are going to choke

classic
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>>57353278
I'm just a cricket expert telling you what will happen.
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>Swinging pitch
We've pretty much won already
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>>57353278

>NZ would make it past the semis anyway
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>>57353299

Windies have the worst chasing record of the top 8 teams, plus NZ are best at defending

So no
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>>57353299
top lel
>>57353305
Wait and see buddy
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Its going to be so hilarious when NZ choke
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>>57353266
fuck i took the day off work for this and my laptop can't handle streaming

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKK
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Watch Taylor put on another dismal performance
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>>57353354
Go to a bar or club and watch it
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>>57353367
Is he the Watson of NZ?
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>>57353382

he consistently runs his batting partners out
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>>57353338

Honestly, I'd much rather be playing India than South Africa. They look like a team on a mission at the moment
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>Martin Guptill is NZ's highest run scorer
Literally how

>>57353382
Definitely.
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>>57353394

Actually yes, I remember Twatto running Punter out about half a dozen times
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>>57353354
get foxtel you poor cunt

you make me sick
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>>57353382
He's less of a knob, but he's also a worse player and not as hot.
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>>57353396
Too bad you'll be BTFO by us

>inb4 muh fortress
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>>57353375
yeah

enjoy lads
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>>57353429
South Africa are going to destroy you
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>>57353421
oh fuck off cunt

get new material
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>>57353429
It will be Australia v South Africa in the final after the West Indies upset New Zealand.
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>>57350246
>Cricket
lol
hidden
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>Hayne relegated to the background

top kek
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mccullum score prediction? i'm going 34
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>>57353446
>>57353453
I can't wait to see the Aussies disappear from /cric/ tonight when we waste this minnow team
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>>57353459
That's really embarrassing for him tbh.
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>>57353225

yeah

bad omen
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>>57353429

I can not tell you how /comfy/ it is to already have booked a semi place

you /nervous/ lad?
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>>57353446
>South Africa are going to destroy you
that's a weird way to spell WI
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Who /cheekypizza/ here?
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>>57353487
No not really.

Won't be too hard to keep our unbeaten record going, as you kno- Wait that's right you aren't unbeaten are you?
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I genuinely can't wait to see how the kiwis will cope with this humiliating loss. They'll probably just disappear for the remainder of the tournament tbh.
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>>57353446

>forgetting how we rekt them in a warm up game
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WHY ARE THEY LEADING THESE FUCKING STUPID KIDS OUT ONTO THE FIELD

DOES OUR SHITTY CULTURES NARCISSISM KNOW NO BOUNDS

GET RID OF THESE LITTLE SHITS O SO CUTE

GET FUCKED
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>Playing the Crusaders theme as the teams et onto the field
GOAT
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>1am start instead of 3:30

NZ confirmed for based as fuck compared to Australia.
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time for the only real cricket anthem
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alright, should be able to watch all of this one

maybe it will actually be a good game too

>this windies 'anthem'
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>>57353549
oh shit, call the tournament off
>>
WIndies GOAT anthem
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>>57353446

>couldn't chase 230 against Pakis
>destroying anything

Nice delusion :3
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>>57353631

you still lost to us

forever lol
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Our National Anthem is a fucking embarrassment

Literally the cheesiest gayest hymn i ahve ever had the misfortune of singing
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>>57353619
Isn't that worse for you?
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>>57353659
Get fucked nigga
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>THIS ANTHEM
Every time
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>>57353659

2 (TWO) LANGUAGES NIGGA
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>>57353666

Nah, I like to stay up for at least the first innings so a 1am start means I can pass out a bit earlier.
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>>57353598
Damn you're autistic. This board has a serious problem.
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predictions on first inning total
350 here
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>>57353714
273
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>>57353714

NZ are gonna choke m8. 230-260.
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>>57353714

420

memecullum out first over
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>this is the ground englel got rekt
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>Stadiums still arent full

goddamit

>>57353714

240 cuz I want to believe
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>>57353659

>being gay
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>>57353714
265
>>
this is the meme ground
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>>57353742

>being a cheesy christfag
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>>57353731
aside from Taylor and Holder their bowling attack isn't that good
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>>57353740

it'll fill you pleb

it's bloody nz not your over populated shit hole
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>>57353714
low 300's
lock in 324 thanks Eddie
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>>57353740

what are you talking about? its sold out

this isn't divegrass mate, it's a 10 hour match of sport, people take time to turn up
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>>57353714
399
>>
Has that spider cam ever been hit?
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>>57353769
if roach can find form he is easily our best bowler
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>>57353778
This tbh

And WI won't get above 200
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>>57353714
74
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>>57353769

This tbh

Holder is good with the new ball but Taylor is pretty inconsistent. After that there's no real depth apart from meme t20 allrounders
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IT'S OVER.
>>
GUPPY
U
P
P
Y
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That lazy ass fielding

In the first over
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>letting that go for four


are they literally not trying? is this rigged?
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>>57353809
Roach is good but he's out of form at the moment
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Fucking shockingly lazy fielding, id have got that
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im not gonna even pretend that all our cricket grounds are fucking shitty tiny meme rugger stadiums tbh
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>DROPPING THE WORLD CUP
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fuck this. windies already dropped the world cup
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Are the Windies the new match fixers lads?
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>>57353787

Got it. If i pay for a game I would attend it fully, but I guess is usual for such long games
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now i understand how strayans mustve been feeling last night
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>jamaicans
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>guppy dropped

it's 100 time
>>
>New Zealand
>a real country
pick exactly one
>>
I think they smoked too many marijuana cigarettes before the game lads
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>dropping a catch
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3 points against Newcastle lads?
>>
>>57353912
Nice to see you again, Mr. Butthurt Seppo
>>
>>57353912
America anywhere in international sport...
>>
>>57353928

150 incoming

Guptill is the Kiwi Finch
>>
TIME FOR MEMES
>>
Fucking hell Bazza why must you live so dangerously
>>
>>57353912

>USA
>Not an English Colony still experiencing a 300 year old identity crisis
>>
317/6 final score

Screencap this post.

I'm a bookie btw
>>
What was cric like when Memeswell hit those retarded shots?
>>
>>57353928

m8 what do you use to record
>>
GUPPY
U
P
P
Y

MCCULLUM WHO
>>
>>57354029

M E M E
E
M
E
>>
>guptill not being shit

get in here boys, we got this already.
>>
>>57354012
>New Zealand
>head of state is England's half dead queen
Fucking pathetic.
>>
Looks like Guppy got his confidence back lads
>>
GUPPY HUNDEY
>>
GUPTILL
U
P
T
I
L
L
>>
G U P P Y
U
P
P
Y
>>
WHEN GUPPY GOT HIS GROOVE BACK
>>
>>57354058

>usa
>head of state is a chimp who can't even do anything other than drone towelheads and engage in mass surveillance because of old farty luddites in the senate
>>
>>57354068

Laura must have stopped fucking half the team behind his back
>>
>>57354058
we've literally cucked our ancestors

I don't know if there's anything more alpha than that.

You're the edgy little runaway teenage girl that got pregnant and comes back to the anglosphere later seeking attention.

Canada is the cuck cousin that has a crush on the USA
>>
>all these NZee posters
disgusting
>>
is brendan mccullum related to nathan mccullum?
>>
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>>57353902
We meet again Trinibro

Think Simmons would finally open this game? He and Gayle would give us the best chance of a successful chase methinks
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>Americans
>>
G
G U
G U P
G U P P
G U P P Y
U P P Y
P P Y
P Y
Y
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who /doublebrown/ here
>>
>>57354138
>associating yourself with curries
absolutely disgusting
>>
>>57354110
>An American
>In my true anglo sport thread
>Thinking he has the authority to talk shit in /cric/
Based NZed could knock you m8
>>
WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING
>>
What is the most meme NZ cricket ground?

Hard Mode: Not Eden Park.

Also, please vote.

http://strawpoll.me/3913447/
>>
FUCK JUST GOT UP AND I MISSED MAKING CHANGES TO MY TEAM

FUCK POO PEELAND TIMEZONES TBH
>>
>>57354152

NZ lager here tbh
>>
>>57354128
>depending on gayle
'no'
>>
Reminder Australia has never lost a WC Semi-Final

Reminder that the last time New Zealand defeated Australia in the group stage of the world cup Australia went on to win the tournament
>>
Bazza pls
>>
>>57354164
RIP Binga
>>
McMeme spooks me
>>
>>57354152

what are you 15 lmao

ive moved on to nz lager m8

theres more sugar in nz lager so it hides the shit better
>>
>Every quarter final is a blowout

England would have mad it exciting tbh.
>>
>>57354162

Seddon Park
>>
OH FUCK ONE HANDER
>>
i only want west indies or south africa to win, leaning more towards the windies

also, gayle double century coming in, screencap this post
>>
sorry, holder.. i love you but you're not fast enough to bowl that short
>>
>>57354198

>implying minnows englel wouldnt have been blown out even harder than minnows sri lanka
>>
>>57354162
Seddon Park or McLean Park
>>
>>57354168
Shit mate. I'm aware of double Browns reputation but nz lager is honestly the worst beer I've ever had
>>
WALLOP
>>
CATCH
A
T
C
H
>>
MEME STATUS: ACHIEVED
>>
I thought McCullum lost his arm in the game against Oz. Do Kiwi limbs grow back?
>>
>>57354152
used to bro
>>
>>57354228

see>>57354190
>>
>>57354171
Nvm we can't win now lel kek lmao xD
>>
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the memery begins
>>
Why does McCullum need to give me heart attacks
>>
>>57354244
>Thinking you can kill the Bazza-beast so easily
>>
>>57354162
Cake tin because they shouldn't be played there

also queenstown because the view
>>
>every match is a blowout
>comebacks literally impossible
>curries are competitive
>world cup, yet stadiums average 20% capacity, no matter the host countries

nice
>>
>>57354268
>66 meters
literally babby
>>
oh my god how fucking based is holder
>>
God dammit MemeCullum
>>
MEMECULLUM DOES IT AGAIN
>>
>POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND
>>
gg
>>
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kane save us
>>
NZ LOSS IMMINENT
>>
MEMECULLUM
>>
LEL ZEALAND
>>
>Meme gone

We did it boys
>>
why wont mccullum fucking calm down, dude
>>
le face 10 balls then out man
>>
>memecullum

nice catch
>>
>>57350246
Where were you when Mcmemeum and Poo Peeland were kill?

I was at home masturbating.

'Memeland are kill'

'yes!'
>>
OUT
U
T
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

FUCK OFF MCCULLUM, WINDIES ARE GONNA BTFO THIS SHIT >COUNTRY
>>
HOLDER GOAT
>>
>MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM
>>
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>>57354300
Hi Daniel
>>
These Kiwi uniforms suck btw.
>>
>>57354315
>le face 10 balls then out man
Thats Southee
>>
>MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME >MCMEME
>>
BTFO
T
FUCK OUT
O
>>
>>57354312
um excuse me
>>
>>57354324

you post in every thread

and your mad in every one

is this what it means to me american
>>
STRAIGHT COVER DRIVES FOR DAYS
>>
BTFO
>>
WHO /rug/ HERE?
>>
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>McCullum
>>
>>57354332

m8 my names not daniel how dare you
>>
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weak wristed memelord
>>
KANE?
>>
>kane
>>
NZ ITS OGRE NOW
>>
well that fucked it.
>>
>>57354332
haha quinn angus you got it wrong
>>
>>57354354
Soreh m8 wrong zullinder
>>
OH LORDE HELP US BANE! OH LORDE HELP US BANE! OH LORDE HELP US BANE !OH LORDE HELP US BANE OH LORDE HELP US BANE !OH LORDE HELP US BANE!
>>
MEMECULLUM THOUGHT HE WAS PLAYING AGAINST PAKI FIELDING
>>
west indies please... fucking please
holder is the one. he's gonna bring you guys back to world cricket.
don't fuck him up
>>
>>57354361
holy shit, he just activated nigger arms to catch that one
>>
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honestly, I'd rather see mcmeme bat himself in, or play normally
>>
>>57354332
>mfw you're not even the other guy from Christ's

that's me.

>>57354379
>quinn angus

stop saying people from meme houses.
>>
>>57354361

What a fucking shit shot
>>
>>57354388
manlet detected
>>
>>57354379
No man it's me
Normal glasses man
>>
>>57354389
this
>>
so now that memefridi is gone is memecullun gonna take his title of >le try to hit six on every ball and get out man?
>>
>>57354390
what's a not meme house

Although somes was pretty meme tbh
>>
>>57354386
>implying his knees or back won't explode soon

fucking lanklets
>>
>>57354361
Fkin nice catch
>>
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b-but atleast we beat australia in the group stage
>>
>>57354416
idk tbh :^)
>>
>>57354421
KANE?
>>
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>>57354421

top bants m8
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>>57354415
>not memeswell
>>
>black fielding
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>McCullum is New Zealand's best batsman
>>
>no matches this weekend
>have to work 12 hours on sunday
>what's the point?

Gonna drink myself to death tomorrow night at the local MLS game.
>>
fuckin dodgy running already
>>
>that fielding

Sorry again for coming up here with baseball misconceptions but I find ridiculous they cant hit the stumps from a field throw that close
>>
>>57354390
>>57354404
Wait what there's more than one of you

or is this just becoming a shit meme
>>
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>you will never find the cunt that pushed the word 'meme' into 4chan culture and kill him
>>
>>57354447

Hahahahaa holy fuck

This can't be real
>>
>>57354465
collapse inc
>>
World meme XI
1.Warner
2.Gayle
3.Bane Killiamson
4.Smoth
5.Memeswell
6.MS Donut
7.Fuckner
8.Dre Russ Aka Mr T
9.Johnshit
10.Storc
11.Bazinga
>>
i wont even be mad when we lose this

a close competitive game is all i want
>>
>>57354483

>yfw Taylor bats himself in

kill me now
>>
>>57354460
How did you commemerate the memes dying? I cryed like a little bitch. The memes are dead. The cricket world cup won't be the same.
>>
>>57354481
it was reddit
>>
sup bros i'm brendon mccullum, ask me anything.
>>
Holder is a big lad isn't he
>>
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>Taylor next man in
>>
Even ACC complaining about running
>>
>>57354487
>no mccullum
>no rambo
>five (5) australians
>>
>>57354478
he probably just looked him up on facebook and saw glasses and tried to play it off as though he knew him from christs

I'm the only one from my knowledge, he could be trolling. In any case, I don't know hwo the other is tbh :^)
>>
>>57354507

a lot of air time for a hired batsman
>>
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>yfw da Windies win da world cup
>>
>>57354481
>>57354506
Richard Dawkins. Read some books guys c'mon.
>>
>>57354507
Do you have your eyes open right now?
>>
>>57354487
>no afridi
>no mccullum
>not just a combined au/wi team
>>
>>57354530
ye
>>
>>57354487
>No Le Glasses Man
>No Memefridi
>No ABDV
>No Momeme
This is why Americans can't be relied on for anything
>>
>>57354487
>no boom boom
>no de cock
>no rambo
>>
STRAIGHT DRIVES

FOR

DAYS
>>
>>57354478
mfw I'm totally from Christ's lol
>>
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>>57354524
>>
>all those straight drives

Ian Smith got a chubby
>>
>>57354487
Why are there so many australians here? The only ones that are demonstrably meme are Memeswell and Bitchwide Johnshit. The rest are just on there for no reason
>>
>>57354545
What years were/are you there?
>>
Are straight drives the new meme shot lads?
>>
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>>57354524
Let me find a suitable meme.
>>
Good four boys
>>
some sexy stroke play
>>
>tfw Memecullen fails

At least we have Bane boys
>>
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>NZ can definitely win outside of their country, these recent wins haven't been just a fluke and they certainly stand a chance against teams like India, South Africa and Australia outside of New Zealand
>>
>faggotpaddle
>>
>>57354545
what house/year

this is a 2013 graduation class meme only
>>
>>57354558

It's because 90% of /cric/ is Australian

Warncuck deserves to be in there for being a manlet cuck
>>
>>57354559
mfw sarcasm undetected
:^)
>>
>>57354580
>implying you graduated from christs

ur a jafa now fgt.
>>
>>57354534
So you only close them when you're about to swing a bat? That's insane.
>>
>>57354576

everyones shit away from home, surprise surprise
>>
>>57354576

Beat your guys at home lel

Stay mad butthurt Paki
>>
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>>57354481

>yfw moot literally said this in an interview
>>
>2015
>unironically having a silly mid off

Like what the fuck is the purpose, silly point achieves far more and is far more meme

PS what the fuck captcha
>>
do you think Bane shouted out "MEME" as he hit that?
>>
>>57350354
Acestream 97518ab8451a5c9e8da2b92245ac0ea6622a519c
>>
as long as guppy gets 50 and bane gets 50 then taylor doesnt meme one of them out this is in the bag lads
>>
>yfw nz about to score 50 runs within 10 overs

the game is ours
>>
lol cant wait until New Zealand chokes hard, and everyone realises that their entire team was just in a purple patch, and that now its over they suck again
>>
>>57354611
it's been like that for months now bandwagonning memer.
>>
>>57354594
I never said "from", i just said the year

And anyway where I actually graduated from was literally billions of times better

99% of the white female population was hot (and yet somehow I got none of them). Great bants there tbh
>>
>>57354625
No but normally there's only two pictures that fit, in that one all of them were cakes
>>
>>57354622
>My country progressed to the semi finals by snicking bowlers for four.
>>
>>57354487

Shit list tbh

1. Warncuck
2. The Black Bull
3. >Cock
4. Bane
5. Memeswell(captain)
6. MS DOS
7. Memefridi
8. le glasses man
9. Dre Russ
10. Johnshit
11. Bazinga
>>
>>57354627
Season 3 was best season tbh
>>
>>57350246
What the heck did you just bloody say to about me, you little wanker? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Uganda Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on your mum, and I have over 18 and 1 confirmed lels. I'm trained in gorilla warfare and am top shitposter in the entire /sp/ armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target to make fun of. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never seen before on this earth. Mark my bloody words! You think you can get away with banning me right before the Super Bowl? Then think again, you little wanker! As we speak I'm contacting Rog, and your IP's being traced right now. So you better prepare for the storm. If only you could have known what unholy retribution banning Tyrone was about to bring down upon you. Maybe you would have thought twice. But you couldn't. You didn't. And now you're paying the price, foolish janitor man-child. I will rain lels all over you, and you will drown in them!
>>
>kiwis would have to be happy with this start

this commentator is literally a black cuck
>>
>>57354627
>>57354594

who the fuck actually cares

go take this to skype or normiebook your fucking retards
>>
>>57354645
works like a charm

who undefeated here?
>>
>>57354627
fair point, and yeah, I remember the discussion during the sri lanka times.

I really didn't have anything to do with you when you were in christchurch, so dont even worry about me(me)
>>
>>57354611
>2000 + 15
>posting on /sp/ without a pass

Fucking casuals
>>
>>57354645

>My country progressed to the semi finals by relying on Watshit and Paki fielding.
>>
>>57354648
knew it

get on facebook you faggot are we going out tonight?
>>
>>57354672
>being a neckbeard cucked by jewt
>>
how bad is west indian fielding today
>>
>>57354660
you're actually autistic tbh.

we were here discussing this during fucking boxing day or whenever. you're more normie for not being on /sp/ and seeing that then than us tbh.

>>57354675
whats this about?
>>
>>57354648
Also no season 3 was shit season 2 was best
>>
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>>57354675

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>57354692

holder is carrying them thus far
>>
>>57354674
m8 nothing you can say will ever offend Australia

we are literally the best cricketing nation ever. ever.

you are a two-bit side with 2-3 players carrying the team, and all those players happen to be in form, they sucked badly otherwise
>>
>>57354674
>NZ fags jealous they don't have a watshit

Never thought I'd see the day.
>>
>>57354698
>whats this about?
One of my auckland friends. I told him about this meme
>>
>>57354702
le beta revolushin face xD
>>
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Hello everyone, how are you doing on this lovely night/day.
>>
Do you guys anything else better to do other than talk about cricket?
>>
>>57354727
how bout ur mum m8
>>
guppy hundred confirmed

NEVER drop a nigga
>>
>>57354725
You seemed to be lost
>>>/a/
>>
>>57354712

We do though

It's LRPL Taylor
>>
>>57354727
PANDERING
>>
>>57354725
yes
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>>57354727
Going out with gf after NZ BTFO the Windies tonight
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>>57354674
funniest thing is even though Cancer is sucking real bad ATM, he has a better record than any NZ player
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>>57354647
still shit list tbqf

>de cock
>black bull
>memecullum
>kane
>memeswell
>MS DOS
>shahid 'boom boom' memefridi
>dan the glasses man
>rambo
>bitchwide
>bazinga
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>>57354710

>we are literally the best cricketing nation ever. ever.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Typical Australian arrogance

1970s Windies called they said your wife needs you to get some morning after pills
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>all the normshits in this thread

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>57354727
/cric/ threads are

%50 shit posting
%20 /gong/
%15 anime
%10 milk
%5 actual cricket
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build this partnership pls
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tfw no more brits post in these threads
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>>57354766

>
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God of nations! at Thy feet

In the bonds of love we meet,

Hear our voices, we entreat,

God defend our Cuck Land.

Guard Pacific's triple star,

From the shafts of strife and war,

Make her praises heard afar,

God defend New Cuckland


Men of ev'ry creed and race

Gather here before Thy face,

Asking Thee to bless this place,

God defend our Cuck Land.

From dissension, envy, hate,

And corruption guard our State,

Make our country good and great,

God defend New Cuckland.


Peace, not war, shall be our boast,

But, should foes assail our coast,

Make us then a mighty host,

God defend our Cuck Land.

Lord of battles in thy might,

Put our enemies to flight,

Let our cause be just and right,

God defend New Cuckland.


Let our love for Thee increase,

May Thy blessings never cease,

Give us plenty, give us peace,

God defend our Cuck Land.

From dishonour and from shame

Guard our country's spotless name

Crown her with immortal fame,

God defend New Cuckland.


May our mountains ever be

Freedom's ramparts on the sea,

Make us faithful unto Thee,

God defend our Cuck Land.

Guide her in the nations' van,

Preaching love and truth to man,

Working out Thy Glorious plan,

God defend New Cuckland.
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>yfw kiwis use google plus
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>>57354794

m8 I've been in most threads.
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>>57354796
Cancer has a far better record than him lol
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>>57354790
>tfw milk meme is dead
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Kek NZ isn't even a real country. Keep sucking on the Aussies think cocks faggots
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>>57354797
>going past verse one into the ones that most people don't know exist
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>>57354138
Canada should be colored yellow. They're a chink colony after all.

>>57354157
Curries control cricket m8.
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how come everyone PP'd Anderson?
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>>57354797

>taking the time to edit and post that

Sure is obsessed in here
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anyone been on the Wizards of Waverly Place forum lately?

trying to get some girls to play jugger with me
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What's for lunch lads?
Picked up some chicken schnitzel from the butcher yesterday, about to throw it in some bread with tomato, lettuce, mayo, mustard.
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>>57354790
tbf i don't actually watch anime, i just ironically pretend to and post pictures of cute anime girls to try and b8 further anime posting to annoy those that are annoyed by anime posting

>you now remember that time our fearless leader Goose got banned for doing just this bullying TGCK
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>>57354815
Anderson got the second fastest ODI century in history against the Windies.
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>>57354820
>memes
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>>57354797
you're supposed to hum the maori verse at 30% volume then sing the lyrics of the first english verse, not the ones that dont exist.
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>>57354787
Fight me NEET cunt
>>57354797
>He actually went through the effort of going through the verses no New Zealander cares about to do this
>>57354803
>Implying
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>>57354807

>Cancer: 5656 @ 40.69
>Bane: 2635 @ 46.22

Even LRPLel has a better record than Fatson kek. Stay mad casual
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>>57354832
no cheese to sit your Schnitty on and slightly melt it?
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>>57354843

actually youre supposed to mute sound to hide the embarrassment of the cheese
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I bet this threads just 3 New Zealanders posting
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>>57354832
I had a corn beef snaga
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>>57354850
D A N I E L
A
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I
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>>57354815
>didn't PP anyone

shouldn't have went out last night tbqh

>tfw crushing reality that you care about your fantasy team this much that it's genuinely upset you that you missed the lockout

how do we fix me lads?
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>>57354868
tru
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>>57354815

Has a meme strike rate and gets meme wickets everytime NZ bat first
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>>57354858
daily reminder Watson is better than any player in NZ

also LOL NZ plays shit tier teams 24/7 australia plays the best
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>>57354871
tim stop trying it's not even funny anymore
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>>57354843

this

it's called nation anthem dynamics

maori quietly

then into english for full effect and pride
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>>57354871
Literally who
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who /otago/ here
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>playing Cricket 07 with my NZ meme XI while watching the game

Who else /supercomfy/ here?
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>>57354832
Had a KFC superstar box. $9.90 from glenfield KFC. it was delicous.
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>>57354832
leftover chicken satay
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>>57354877
Is that Kiwi here that fucked his gf's sister and wants to go out with her now?

post some pics faggot
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>>57354886

>losing to team that plays shit ones

lol
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