Nuke will come soon edition
New Zealand vs West Indies from Wellington
Starts in 3 bongs 5 bings
Let's start with some meme shots
>>57350246
Probably not even going to watch this walkover match tbh
WHO /UNDEFEATED/ HERE?
Australians pls ignore
>>57350277
Memeswell is fucking GOAT
he can't keep getting away with this
>>57350301
He won't when he comes across real fielders who haven't been paid to rig
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/31991484
>Phil Simmons quits Ireland to take over as West Indies coach
R.I.P. Ireland.
>>57350319
Like these guys
Put 50 on the Windies to BTFO Poo Peeland
so since wiziwig is kill, are their other sites that provide acestream links to matches?
>Leave the ex-slaves to me
>>57350301
>pakistanmakingspaghetti.webm
I wish the Windies were still competitive, this is going to be another blow QF
>leave the black bull to me
>Twice in one tournament
>>57350385
Got the webm of Cummins falling over?
>>57350353
good bet m8 the kiwis are due a poor game
>>57350376
>this semen slurping sport might be for me
Is Dave Warner related to Shane Warner?
>>57350385
that is a joke tbh
those fucking lights in the bails are obviously weighing them down
>>57350397
Only the first time, I wasn't awake when he did it in another match
Anyone on the piss yet? Just cracked open a beer
>>57350246
any word on the nukes?
why are people in fantasy finishing with one spare trade?
HAHAHA
>>57350480
I'd assume they're waiting for le black bull to be named
>>57350602
>people unironically picking fayle
I don't understand this sport
>>57350716
Gayle will score a century if he plays
>pic related
i can feel it in my bones
Just give the WC to the Saffas already, no more choking, the WC is in the bag.
>>57350777
Is that a sculpture of an argentinian choking himself?
>>57350777
next week, the Windies are the worst team in the QFs by a long way
check this out /b/ros
>>57341866
>>57351042
Wow! Did he just say that? I better share this with my friends at Reddit.com. Thank you my Australian friend and good game from last night haha!
>>57351042
Thanks for bringing it to my attention, fellow redditor xD
If we don't bat first I'm going to be annoyed tbh
>>57351131
This. This is the last chance for our batsmen to spread their fucking wings for once before facing some real threats.
didn't NZ only bat 1st in their 1st game?
>>57351131
When you lose i will be overjoyed
also
>we
who /kiwiforaday/ here?
>>57351243
faggot
>>57350814
I imagine that comes from the 2011 RWC Quarterfinal Nz vs Arg.
>>57351243
>Still arguing about the >we thing
>Taking everything literally
I want this meme to stop.
>>57351262
What number in the order do you bat m8?
>>57351276
Don't be so autistic
I SAY THEY TREAT ME LIKE A SLAVE CAH ME BLACK
WOI WE FEEL A WHOLE HEAP OF PAIN CAH WE BLACK
AND MAN I SAY THEY PUT ME IN A CHAIN CAH ME BLACK
IMAGINE NOW, BIG GOLD CHAIN FULL OF ROCKS
HOW YOU NO SEE THE WHIP, LEFT SCARS PON ME BACK
BUT NOW WE HAVE A BIG WHIP PARKED PON THE BLOCK
ALL THEM SAY WE DOOMED FROM THE START CAH WE BLACK
REMEMBER THIS, EVERY RACE START FROM THE BLACK, JUST REMEMBER THAT
>>57351252
i guess your off to find a nice sheep then? Good luck /kiwiforaday/
lel
>>57351333
what is this supposed to be?
>>57351344
piss poor banter you dumb fucking kid
>>57351344
Why go for a sheep when you can just go for an Aussie woman? Same thing really.
>>57351388
What do you call a Kiwi with a thousand lovers?
A shepherd.
You're a shepherd m8
>>57351388
Well, I'd like to keep some self-respect.
>>57351428
I am the shepherd who guides your Aussie lasses to a better civilisation. That civilisation is New Zealand.
>>57351449
>In 2013, there are about 650,000 New Zealand citizens living in Australia, which is about 15 per cent of the population of New Zealand
LEL NICE TRY SHEEP SHAGGER
>>57351505
>He feels proud that the worst of NZ is going to the convict nation
>He is actually bragging about living in the rubbish bin of the world
>>57351543
You will get BTFO by a bunch of former slaves today. NZ- Truly an irrelivant cuck country
>>57351592
You don't sound so well, friend. Here, I found a page that could help you.
http://www.embarrassingproblems.com/problem/anal-pain
>>57351624
I'll leave the site to you seeing as you've already visited it.
>Poo Peeland
>>57351660
I found it after pummeling this one typically slutty Aussie lass in the backside. It helped her and I'm sure it can help you.
There is still hope, mate!
>>57351252
>who /kiwiforaday/ here?
me
>>57351831
Queenslanders are truly subhuman
>>57350437
top lel
Don't know how he didn't injure himself
>>57350480
Saving my last 3 for the toss
>>57351291
>Don't be so autistic
>associating yourself with a group of individuals you have never personally interacted with yourself
Nope, nothing autistic about that.
I am literally ross taylor ama
>tfw NZ girls are pure beautiful maidens
>tfw Aussie girls are trashy bogan sluts
>all the Auscasuals gone tonight as they aren't playing
Feels good man
>>57352029
Holy shit what a fucking meme cunt. I genuinely feel sorry for himself, such a memer and he doesn't even know it
>>57352038
thank god.
>all that muh city circle-jerk was awful
>>57351831
I'm /kiwi for the tournament/
End the Aussie delusion
>>57352038
>>57352060
are you fucking stupid?
You are just enticing shitposting
Lads
>>57352060
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/property/pictures/9477990/The-worlds-10-best-cities-to-live-in.html
Reminder that if you're a New Zealander and don't live in Auckland, you should kill yourself right now.
>>57352060
Sydney>all
NRL>AFL
>>57352029
>Haha!
>>57352029
Right i'm going to make a twitter account and rekt this fucking cunt
>>57352116
This is correct.
Also Melbourne is the shittest city in Aus. This has been established
who /gong/ here?
Eh lads
>lurk /cric/
or
>play Heroes of the Storm
Which one lads?
>>57352171
Yeah m8, /gong/ here. About to head down the lighthouse and get on the piss. You wanna join?
>>57352184
>Heroes of the Storm
>>57352171
Need somebody to relentlessly push /gong/ in other generals until it becomes meme of the summer 2015
>>57352184
or
>objectively kill yourself
NRL thread
>>57351612
>>57351612
>>57351612
>>57352200
yeah m8, meet at steelers first?
>>57352209
>playing other shitheap toxic MOBAs
I bet you prefer spin bowlers
>>57352242
>playing video games at all
>>57352242
>playing mobas
wanna know how I know you're a virgin?
>>57352215
What's the class difference like in Australia when it comes to sports?
Do abos love the rugby? And normal Aussies the cricket?
In England working class = football, middle class = rugby/cricket
>cheeky steak and mushroom pie
im set lads
>>57352242
*bowls a doosra respectfully in your direction*
M'ushtaq
>>57352265
>not being a virgin
GET OUT YOU NORMIE PIECE OF SHIT
>>57352273
Rugby is for posh people
AFL and League are for regular people
Cricket is for everyone
Soccer is for immigrants and fags
>>57352273
we don't have class systems like you English
I hate that shit
>>57350301
>>57350277
Is he american?
>>57352298
Do abos not do sport?
>>57352307
they like league or afl depending on what state they are from
>>57352307
They mostly watch and play Aussie Rules
>>57352111
Auckland a city of hipsters and criminals
>>57352340
Just like Melbourne
>>57352218
yeah m8 steelers then diceys
>>57352306
yes
>>57352111
auckland fucking sucks tbh
So who wouldnt be in the black caps squad if Jesse Ryder wasnt such a pisshead?
>>57352434
The Hairy Javelin
Watson can't handle the banter
>>57352111
The Auckland CBD is actually pretty nice tbh, but I just fucking hat how far spread out the whole city is. It's why I like Wellington.
So how do I get into this fucking sport?
What teams should I pay attention to?
pls no bully
>>57352465
LE WADSON IS GUD MEME :)))
>>57352477
>hat
*hate
>Me in charge of spelling
>>57352465
he handled it pretty well actually
#winningruns
>>57352489
Australia
>>57352499
Thanks to this
>>57352489
theres only 4 games left mate
>>57352612
literally dropped the world cup
Was there a bigger bitch on TV than Debra from Everybody Loves Raymond?
>>57352612
so what? Dropped catches are part of cricket
>>57352614
PANDERING
>>57352651
her mother in law
>>57352612
Poor Wahab
i'm so fucking hyped for this game. it's not even wanting nz to choke. i'm just really all about it for some reason
windies win if repeating digits
>>57352715
What a surprise
If singles Windies lose
toss when
>>57352612
>about to take the catch
>opens hands
rahat confirmed for bribed
what's the /gong/ of the Caribbean?
if triples windies win
>>57352703
because every single quarter final thus far has been a one sided shitstomp
The Kiwis are going to choke on the BBC, if you catch my meaning.
>>57350246
Will pakistan coach die?
... again
reminder strayan cricket djs are fucking shit
all they do is play shitty american pop
>tfw I've only just realised why Conny called his team octogets
cheeky cunt
>>57352770
Saint Martin
>Lara
Overrated stat padding casual bait memer
>>57352825
>tfw they will never be as GOAT as the Hamilton DJ who plays TV show themes
>>57352171
i'll be going down to the butchery later with a few m8s, anyone else /gong/?
Is Palmerston North still a meme?
>>57352826
actually has surprised me with how little he mentions it
honestly thought he'd bang on about it
>>57352861
kek is wollongong so boring that you spend your time hanging around a butcher?
>>57352863
Palmerston North is considered the /gong/ of New Zealand
>>57352863
P A L M Y
A
L
M
Y
...is actually a shithole tbh
>>57352879
BACK THE FUCK OFF
>>57352861
Come to diceys and get on the piss m8
i thank allah every day that i don't live in wollongong.
>>57352875
he would've once upon a time believe me
>>57352770
Grenada
>>57352759
Underrated post. TERRIBLE batting display including many incorrect shots leading to simple catches, lack of run-scoring intent for the bulk of the innings. Followed by an abysmal performance in the field, dropping SITTERS that could've changed the game. Not to mention Misbah bowling Afridi at the other end to based Wahab, thoroughly defusing any pressure that Wahab created.
Match-fixing scandal WHEN?
>>57352931
>I know everything about gets, no seriously....
>>57352928
I'd rather live in /gong/ than Melbourne tbh
>>57352879
confirmed never visited /gong/.
BUTCHERY
A
S
E
D
tbh is my fav meme tbh
Wahab Riaz and Watson are getting pulled up on disciplinary charges from the ICC
kek
>>57352963
kek'd irl
>>57352966
that's why you're a neet loser.
>>57352980
Gotta agree tbh
>>57353000
>insecure Lelbourne fag detected
So which semi final will be the better match lads?
Straya vs India or Saffers vs Best Indies?
gonna go grab me a steak & mushroom pie from the bakery before the game, be back in 20
>>57353022
i'm from sydney m8. if you'd honestly rather live in gong than melbourne you're pathetic.
Who /melbourne/ here?
I thought this was on FTA ;_;
BATTING FIRST FUG YES
>>57353091
PREPARE YOUR FUCKING ANUSES WINDIES MCMEME AND KANE ARE GONNA FUCK YOU UP
>>57353065
YEAH ME M8. WANNA HIT UP SOME CAFES AND TALK ABOUT MUH SPORTING CAPITAL? MAYBE WE CAN VISIT THE 'G'
mcgrath is a charisma vaccuum and brings fucking nothing at all. sweet lordy jesus christo
>>57353115
NZ will probably get bowled out for less than 150 tbh
>>57353119
You're lying but yes I would like to do that
>>57353138
>This Aussie delusion
>>57353065
Feels good man
>>57353155
No joke, the Kiwis will lose.
>>57353148
>That cheeky 6
Top fucking quality
why is memecullen so short?
NZ has won the toss and is batting first.
Both these things are new and frightening.
>>57353218
the weight of new zealand on his shoulders slowly crushing him into a diamond
wtf? this isn't on tv?
>>57353218
Genetics m8
lol where's the crowd?
>>57353244
Just the Aussie game was. The 2 semis and final are on tv though
>>57353200
>This poor Aussie who is so desperate for NZ to lose so his team doesn't have to face them
>>57353225
lol we win the toss so now we are going to choke
classic
>>57353278
I'm just a cricket expert telling you what will happen.
>Swinging pitch
We've pretty much won already
>>57353278
>NZ would make it past the semis anyway
>>57353299
Windies have the worst chasing record of the top 8 teams, plus NZ are best at defending
So no
>>57353299
top lel
>>57353305
Wait and see buddy
Its going to be so hilarious when NZ choke
>>57353266
fuck i took the day off work for this and my laptop can't handle streaming
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKK
Watch Taylor put on another dismal performance
>>57353354
Go to a bar or club and watch it
>>57353367
Is he the Watson of NZ?
>>57353382
he consistently runs his batting partners out
>>57353338
Honestly, I'd much rather be playing India than South Africa. They look like a team on a mission at the moment
>Martin Guptill is NZ's highest run scorer
Literally how
>>57353382
Definitely.
>>57353394
Actually yes, I remember Twatto running Punter out about half a dozen times
>>57353354
get foxtel you poor cunt
you make me sick
>>57353382
He's less of a knob, but he's also a worse player and not as hot.
>>57353396
Too bad you'll be BTFO by us
>inb4 muh fortress
>>57353375
yeah
enjoy lads
>>57353429
South Africa are going to destroy you
>>57353421
oh fuck off cunt
get new material
>>57353429
It will be Australia v South Africa in the final after the West Indies upset New Zealand.
>>57350246
>Cricket
lol
hidden
>Hayne relegated to the background
top kek
mccullum score prediction? i'm going 34
>>57353446
>>57353453
I can't wait to see the Aussies disappear from /cric/ tonight when we waste this minnow team
>>57353459
That's really embarrassing for him tbh.
>>57353225
yeah
bad omen
>>57353429
I can not tell you how /comfy/ it is to already have booked a semi place
you /nervous/ lad?
>>57353446
>South Africa are going to destroy you
that's a weird way to spell WI
Who /cheekypizza/ here?
>>57353487
No not really.
Won't be too hard to keep our unbeaten record going, as you kno- Wait that's right you aren't unbeaten are you?
I genuinely can't wait to see how the kiwis will cope with this humiliating loss. They'll probably just disappear for the remainder of the tournament tbh.
>>57353446
>forgetting how we rekt them in a warm up game
WHY ARE THEY LEADING THESE FUCKING STUPID KIDS OUT ONTO THE FIELD
DOES OUR SHITTY CULTURES NARCISSISM KNOW NO BOUNDS
GET RID OF THESE LITTLE SHITS O SO CUTE
GET FUCKED
>Playing the Crusaders theme as the teams et onto the field
GOAT
>1am start instead of 3:30
NZ confirmed for based as fuck compared to Australia.
time for the only real cricket anthem
alright, should be able to watch all of this one
maybe it will actually be a good game too
>this windies 'anthem'
>>57353549
oh shit, call the tournament off
WIndies GOAT anthem
>>57353446
>couldn't chase 230 against Pakis
>destroying anything
Nice delusion :3
>>57353631
you still lost to us
forever lol
Our National Anthem is a fucking embarrassment
Literally the cheesiest gayest hymn i ahve ever had the misfortune of singing
>>57353619
Isn't that worse for you?
>>57353659
Get fucked nigga
>THIS ANTHEM
Every time
>>57353659
2 (TWO) LANGUAGES NIGGA
>>57353666
Nah, I like to stay up for at least the first innings so a 1am start means I can pass out a bit earlier.
>>57353598
Damn you're autistic. This board has a serious problem.
predictions on first inning total
350 here
>>57353714
273
>>57353714
NZ are gonna choke m8. 230-260.
>>57353714
420
memecullum out first over
>this is the ground englel got rekt
>Stadiums still arent full
goddamit
>>57353714
240 cuz I want to believe
>>57353659
>being gay
>>57353714
265
this is the meme ground
>>57353742
>being a cheesy christfag
>>57353731
aside from Taylor and Holder their bowling attack isn't that good
>>57353740
it'll fill you pleb
it's bloody nz not your over populated shit hole
>>57353714
low 300's
lock in 324 thanks Eddie
>>57353740
what are you talking about? its sold out
this isn't divegrass mate, it's a 10 hour match of sport, people take time to turn up
>>57353714
399
Has that spider cam ever been hit?
>>57353769
if roach can find form he is easily our best bowler
>>57353778
This tbh
And WI won't get above 200
>>57353769
This tbh
Holder is good with the new ball but Taylor is pretty inconsistent. After that there's no real depth apart from meme t20 allrounders
IT'S OVER.
GUPPY
U
P
P
Y
That lazy ass fielding
In the first over
>letting that go for four
are they literally not trying? is this rigged?
>>57353809
Roach is good but he's out of form at the moment
Fucking shockingly lazy fielding, id have got that
im not gonna even pretend that all our cricket grounds are fucking shitty tiny meme rugger stadiums tbh
>DROPPING THE WORLD CUP
fuck this. windies already dropped the world cup
Are the Windies the new match fixers lads?
>>57353787
Got it. If i pay for a game I would attend it fully, but I guess is usual for such long games
now i understand how strayans mustve been feeling last night
>jamaicans
>guppy dropped
it's 100 time
>New Zealand
>a real country
pick exactly one
I think they smoked too many marijuana cigarettes before the game lads
>dropping a catch
3 points against Newcastle lads?
>>57353912
Nice to see you again, Mr. Butthurt Seppo
>>57353912
America anywhere in international sport...
>>57353928
150 incoming
Guptill is the Kiwi Finch
TIME FOR MEMES
Fucking hell Bazza why must you live so dangerously
>>57353912
>USA
>Not an English Colony still experiencing a 300 year old identity crisis
317/6 final score
Screencap this post.
I'm a bookie btw
What was cric like when Memeswell hit those retarded shots?
>>57353928
m8 what do you use to record
GUPPY
U
P
P
Y
MCCULLUM WHO
>>57354029
M E M E
E
M
E
>guptill not being shit
get in here boys, we got this already.
>>57354012
>New Zealand
>head of state is England's half dead queen
Fucking pathetic.
Looks like Guppy got his confidence back lads
GUPPY HUNDEY
GUPTILL
U
P
T
I
L
L
G U P P Y
U
P
P
Y
WHEN GUPPY GOT HIS GROOVE BACK
>>57354058
>usa
>head of state is a chimp who can't even do anything other than drone towelheads and engage in mass surveillance because of old farty luddites in the senate
>>57354068
Laura must have stopped fucking half the team behind his back
>>57354058
we've literally cucked our ancestors
I don't know if there's anything more alpha than that.
You're the edgy little runaway teenage girl that got pregnant and comes back to the anglosphere later seeking attention.
Canada is the cuck cousin that has a crush on the USA
>all these NZee posters
disgusting
is brendan mccullum related to nathan mccullum?
>>57353902
We meet again Trinibro
Think Simmons would finally open this game? He and Gayle would give us the best chance of a successful chase methinks
>Americans
G
G U
G U P
G U P P
G U P P Y
U P P Y
P P Y
P Y
Y
who /doublebrown/ here
>>57354138
>associating yourself with curries
absolutely disgusting
>>57354110
>An American
>In my true anglo sport thread
>Thinking he has the authority to talk shit in /cric/
Based NZed could knock you m8
WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING
What is the most meme NZ cricket ground?
Hard Mode: Not Eden Park.
Also, please vote.
http://strawpoll.me/3913447/
FUCK JUST GOT UP AND I MISSED MAKING CHANGES TO MY TEAM
FUCK POO PEELAND TIMEZONES TBH
>>57354152
NZ lager here tbh
>>57354128
>depending on gayle
'no'
Reminder Australia has never lost a WC Semi-Final
Reminder that the last time New Zealand defeated Australia in the group stage of the world cup Australia went on to win the tournament
Bazza pls
>>57354164
RIP Binga
McMeme spooks me
>>57354152
what are you 15 lmao
ive moved on to nz lager m8
theres more sugar in nz lager so it hides the shit better
>Every quarter final is a blowout
England would have mad it exciting tbh.
>>57354162
Seddon Park
OH FUCK ONE HANDER
i only want west indies or south africa to win, leaning more towards the windies
also, gayle double century coming in, screencap this post
sorry, holder.. i love you but you're not fast enough to bowl that short
>>57354198
>implying minnows englel wouldnt have been blown out even harder than minnows sri lanka
>>57354162
Seddon Park or McLean Park
>>57354168
Shit mate. I'm aware of double Browns reputation but nz lager is honestly the worst beer I've ever had
WALLOP
CATCH
A
T
C
H
MEME STATUS: ACHIEVED
I thought McCullum lost his arm in the game against Oz. Do Kiwi limbs grow back?
>>57354152
used to bro
>>57354171
Nvm we can't win now lel kek lmao xD
the memery begins
Why does McCullum need to give me heart attacks
>>57354244
>Thinking you can kill the Bazza-beast so easily
>>57354162
Cake tin because they shouldn't be played there
also queenstown because the view
>every match is a blowout
>comebacks literally impossible
>curries are competitive
>world cup, yet stadiums average 20% capacity, no matter the host countries
nice
>>57354268
>66 meters
literally babby
oh my god how fucking based is holder
God dammit MemeCullum
MEMECULLUM DOES IT AGAIN
>POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND >POO PISSLAND
gg
kane save us
NZ LOSS IMMINENT
MEMECULLUM
LEL ZEALAND
>Meme gone
We did it boys
why wont mccullum fucking calm down, dude
le face 10 balls then out man
>memecullum
nice catch
>>57350246
Where were you when Mcmemeum and Poo Peeland were kill?
I was at home masturbating.
'Memeland are kill'
'yes!'
OUT
U
T
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
FUCK OFF MCCULLUM, WINDIES ARE GONNA BTFO THIS SHIT >COUNTRY
HOLDER GOAT
>MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM >MEMECULLUM
>>57354300
Hi Daniel
These Kiwi uniforms suck btw.
>>57354315
>le face 10 balls then out man
Thats Southee
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BTFO
T
FUCK OUT
O
>>57354312
um excuse me
>>57354324
you post in every thread
and your mad in every one
is this what it means to me american
STRAIGHT COVER DRIVES FOR DAYS
BTFO
WHO /rug/ HERE?
>McCullum
>>57354332
m8 my names not daniel how dare you
weak wristed memelord
KANE?
>kane
NZ ITS OGRE NOW
well that fucked it.
>>57354332
haha quinn angus you got it wrong
>>57354354
Soreh m8 wrong zullinder
OH LORDE HELP US BANE! OH LORDE HELP US BANE! OH LORDE HELP US BANE !OH LORDE HELP US BANE OH LORDE HELP US BANE !OH LORDE HELP US BANE!
MEMECULLUM THOUGHT HE WAS PLAYING AGAINST PAKI FIELDING
west indies please... fucking please
holder is the one. he's gonna bring you guys back to world cricket.
don't fuck him up
>>57354361
holy shit, he just activated nigger arms to catch that one
honestly, I'd rather see mcmeme bat himself in, or play normally
>>57354332
>mfw you're not even the other guy from Christ's
that's me.
>>57354379
>quinn angus
stop saying people from meme houses.
>>57354361
What a fucking shit shot
>>57354388
manlet detected
>>57354379
No man it's me
Normal glasses man
>>57354389
this
so now that memefridi is gone is memecullun gonna take his title of >le try to hit six on every ball and get out man?
>>57354390
what's a not meme house
Although somes was pretty meme tbh
>>57354386
>implying his knees or back won't explode soon
fucking lanklets
>>57354361
Fkin nice catch
b-but atleast we beat australia in the group stage
>>57354416
idk tbh :^)
>>57354421
KANE?
>>57354421
top bants m8
>>57354415
>not memeswell
>black fielding
>McCullum is New Zealand's best batsman
>no matches this weekend
>have to work 12 hours on sunday
>what's the point?
Gonna drink myself to death tomorrow night at the local MLS game.
fuckin dodgy running already
>that fielding
Sorry again for coming up here with baseball misconceptions but I find ridiculous they cant hit the stumps from a field throw that close
>>57354390
>>57354404
Wait what there's more than one of you
or is this just becoming a shit meme
>you will never find the cunt that pushed the word 'meme' into 4chan culture and kill him
>>57354447
Hahahahaa holy fuck
This can't be real
>>57354465
collapse inc
World meme XI
1.Warner
2.Gayle
3.Bane Killiamson
4.Smoth
5.Memeswell
6.MS Donut
7.Fuckner
8.Dre Russ Aka Mr T
9.Johnshit
10.Storc
11.Bazinga
i wont even be mad when we lose this
a close competitive game is all i want
>>57354483
>yfw Taylor bats himself in
kill me now
>>57354460
How did you commemerate the memes dying? I cryed like a little bitch. The memes are dead. The cricket world cup won't be the same.
>>57354481
it was reddit
sup bros i'm brendon mccullum, ask me anything.
Holder is a big lad isn't he
>Taylor next man in
Even ACC complaining about running
>>57354487
>no mccullum
>no rambo
>five (5) australians
>>57354478
he probably just looked him up on facebook and saw glasses and tried to play it off as though he knew him from christs
I'm the only one from my knowledge, he could be trolling. In any case, I don't know hwo the other is tbh :^)
>>57354507
a lot of air time for a hired batsman
>yfw da Windies win da world cup
>>57354481
>>57354506
Richard Dawkins. Read some books guys c'mon.
>>57354507
Do you have your eyes open right now?
>>57354487
>no afridi
>no mccullum
>not just a combined au/wi team
>>57354487
>No Le Glasses Man
>No Memefridi
>No ABDV
>No Momeme
This is why Americans can't be relied on for anything
>>57354487
>no boom boom
>no de cock
>no rambo
STRAIGHT DRIVES
FOR
DAYS
>>57354478
mfw I'm totally from Christ's lol
>>57354524
>all those straight drives
Ian Smith got a chubby
>>57354487
Why are there so many australians here? The only ones that are demonstrably meme are Memeswell and Bitchwide Johnshit. The rest are just on there for no reason
>>57354545
What years were/are you there?
Are straight drives the new meme shot lads?
>>57354524
Let me find a suitable meme.
Good four boys
some sexy stroke play
>tfw Memecullen fails
At least we have Bane boys
>NZ can definitely win outside of their country, these recent wins haven't been just a fluke and they certainly stand a chance against teams like India, South Africa and Australia outside of New Zealand
>faggotpaddle
>>57354545
what house/year
this is a 2013 graduation class meme only
>>57354558
It's because 90% of /cric/ is Australian
Warncuck deserves to be in there for being a manlet cuck
>>57354559
mfw sarcasm undetected
:^)
>>57354580
>implying you graduated from christs
ur a jafa now fgt.
>>57354534
So you only close them when you're about to swing a bat? That's insane.
>>57354576
everyones shit away from home, surprise surprise
>>57354576
Beat your guys at home lel
Stay mad butthurt Paki
>>57354481
>yfw moot literally said this in an interview
>2015
>unironically having a silly mid off
Like what the fuck is the purpose, silly point achieves far more and is far more meme
PS what the fuck captcha
do you think Bane shouted out "MEME" as he hit that?
>>57350354
Acestream 97518ab8451a5c9e8da2b92245ac0ea6622a519c
as long as guppy gets 50 and bane gets 50 then taylor doesnt meme one of them out this is in the bag lads
>yfw nz about to score 50 runs within 10 overs
the game is ours
lol cant wait until New Zealand chokes hard, and everyone realises that their entire team was just in a purple patch, and that now its over they suck again
>>57354611
it's been like that for months now bandwagonning memer.
>>57354594
I never said "from", i just said the year
And anyway where I actually graduated from was literally billions of times better
99% of the white female population was hot (and yet somehow I got none of them). Great bants there tbh
>>57354625
No but normally there's only two pictures that fit, in that one all of them were cakes
>>57354622
>My country progressed to the semi finals by snicking bowlers for four.
>>57354487
Shit list tbh
1. Warncuck
2. The Black Bull
3. >Cock
4. Bane
5. Memeswell(captain)
6. MS DOS
7. Memefridi
8. le glasses man
9. Dre Russ
10. Johnshit
11. Bazinga
>>57354627
Season 3 was best season tbh
>>57350246
What the heck did you just bloody say to about me, you little wanker? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Uganda Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on your mum, and I have over 18 and 1 confirmed lels. I'm trained in gorilla warfare and am top shitposter in the entire /sp/ armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target to make fun of. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never seen before on this earth. Mark my bloody words! You think you can get away with banning me right before the Super Bowl? Then think again, you little wanker! As we speak I'm contacting Rog, and your IP's being traced right now. So you better prepare for the storm. If only you could have known what unholy retribution banning Tyrone was about to bring down upon you. Maybe you would have thought twice. But you couldn't. You didn't. And now you're paying the price, foolish janitor man-child. I will rain lels all over you, and you will drown in them!
>kiwis would have to be happy with this start
this commentator is literally a black cuck
>>57354627
>>57354594
who the fuck actually cares
go take this to skype or normiebook your fucking retards
>>57354645
works like a charm
who undefeated here?
>>57354627
fair point, and yeah, I remember the discussion during the sri lanka times.
I really didn't have anything to do with you when you were in christchurch, so dont even worry about me(me)
>>57354611
>2000 + 15
>posting on /sp/ without a pass
Fucking casuals
>>57354645
>My country progressed to the semi finals by relying on Watshit and Paki fielding.
>>57354648
knew it
get on facebook you faggot are we going out tonight?
>>57354672
>being a neckbeard cucked by jewt
how bad is west indian fielding today
>>57354660
you're actually autistic tbh.
we were here discussing this during fucking boxing day or whenever. you're more normie for not being on /sp/ and seeing that then than us tbh.
>>57354675
whats this about?
>>57354648
Also no season 3 was shit season 2 was best
>>57354675
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57354692
holder is carrying them thus far
>>57354674
m8 nothing you can say will ever offend Australia
we are literally the best cricketing nation ever. ever.
you are a two-bit side with 2-3 players carrying the team, and all those players happen to be in form, they sucked badly otherwise
>>57354674
>NZ fags jealous they don't have a watshit
Never thought I'd see the day.
>>57354698
>whats this about?
One of my auckland friends. I told him about this meme
>>57354702
le beta revolushin face xD
Hello everyone, how are you doing on this lovely night/day.
Do you guys anything else better to do other than talk about cricket?
>>57354727
how bout ur mum m8
guppy hundred confirmed
NEVER drop a nigga
>>57354725
You seemed to be lost
>>>/a/
>>57354712
We do though
It's LRPL Taylor
>>57354727
PANDERING
>>57354725
yes
>>57354727
Going out with gf after NZ BTFO the Windies tonight
>>57354674
funniest thing is even though Cancer is sucking real bad ATM, he has a better record than any NZ player
>>57354647
still shit list tbqf
>de cock
>black bull
>memecullum
>kane
>memeswell
>MS DOS
>shahid 'boom boom' memefridi
>dan the glasses man
>rambo
>bitchwide
>bazinga
>>57354710
>we are literally the best cricketing nation ever. ever.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Typical Australian arrogance
1970s Windies called they said your wife needs you to get some morning after pills
>all the normshits in this thread
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57354727
/cric/ threads are
%50 shit posting
%20 /gong/
%15 anime
%10 milk
%5 actual cricket
build this partnership pls
tfw no more brits post in these threads
>>57354766
>
God of nations! at Thy feet
In the bonds of love we meet,
Hear our voices, we entreat,
God defend our Cuck Land.
Guard Pacific's triple star,
From the shafts of strife and war,
Make her praises heard afar,
God defend New Cuckland
Men of ev'ry creed and race
Gather here before Thy face,
Asking Thee to bless this place,
God defend our Cuck Land.
From dissension, envy, hate,
And corruption guard our State,
Make our country good and great,
God defend New Cuckland.
Peace, not war, shall be our boast,
But, should foes assail our coast,
Make us then a mighty host,
God defend our Cuck Land.
Lord of battles in thy might,
Put our enemies to flight,
Let our cause be just and right,
God defend New Cuckland.
Let our love for Thee increase,
May Thy blessings never cease,
Give us plenty, give us peace,
God defend our Cuck Land.
From dishonour and from shame
Guard our country's spotless name
Crown her with immortal fame,
God defend New Cuckland.
May our mountains ever be
Freedom's ramparts on the sea,
Make us faithful unto Thee,
God defend our Cuck Land.
Guide her in the nations' van,
Preaching love and truth to man,
Working out Thy Glorious plan,
God defend New Cuckland.
>yfw kiwis use google plus
>>57354794
m8 I've been in most threads.
>>57354796
Cancer has a far better record than him lol
>>57354790
>tfw milk meme is dead
Kek NZ isn't even a real country. Keep sucking on the Aussies think cocks faggots
>>57354797
>going past verse one into the ones that most people don't know exist
>>57354138
Canada should be colored yellow. They're a chink colony after all.
>>57354157
Curries control cricket m8.
how come everyone PP'd Anderson?
>>57354797
>taking the time to edit and post that
Sure is obsessed in here
anyone been on the Wizards of Waverly Place forum lately?
trying to get some girls to play jugger with me
What's for lunch lads?
Picked up some chicken schnitzel from the butcher yesterday, about to throw it in some bread with tomato, lettuce, mayo, mustard.
>>57354790
tbf i don't actually watch anime, i just ironically pretend to and post pictures of cute anime girls to try and b8 further anime posting to annoy those that are annoyed by anime posting
>you now remember that time our fearless leader Goose got banned for doing just this bullying TGCK
>>57354815
Anderson got the second fastest ODI century in history against the Windies.
>>57354820
>memes
>>57354797
you're supposed to hum the maori verse at 30% volume then sing the lyrics of the first english verse, not the ones that dont exist.
>>57354787
Fight me NEET cunt
>>57354797
>He actually went through the effort of going through the verses no New Zealander cares about to do this
>>57354803
>Implying
>>57354807
>Cancer: 5656 @ 40.69
>Bane: 2635 @ 46.22
Even LRPLel has a better record than Fatson kek. Stay mad casual
>>57354832
no cheese to sit your Schnitty on and slightly melt it?
>>57354843
actually youre supposed to mute sound to hide the embarrassment of the cheese
I bet this threads just 3 New Zealanders posting
>>57354832
I had a corn beef snaga
>>57354850
D A N I E L
A
N
I
E
L
>>57354815
>didn't PP anyone
shouldn't have went out last night tbqh
>tfw crushing reality that you care about your fantasy team this much that it's genuinely upset you that you missed the lockout
how do we fix me lads?
>>57354868
tru
>>57354815
Has a meme strike rate and gets meme wickets everytime NZ bat first
>>57354858
daily reminder Watson is better than any player in NZ
also LOL NZ plays shit tier teams 24/7 australia plays the best
>>57354871
tim stop trying it's not even funny anymore
>>57354843
this
it's called nation anthem dynamics
maori quietly
then into english for full effect and pride
>>57354871
Literally who
who /otago/ here
>playing Cricket 07 with my NZ meme XI while watching the game
Who else /supercomfy/ here?
>>57354832
Had a KFC superstar box. $9.90 from glenfield KFC. it was delicous.
>>57354832
leftover chicken satay
>>57354877
Is that Kiwi here that fucked his gf's sister and wants to go out with her now?
post some pics faggot
>>57354886
>losing to team that plays shit ones
lol
>>57354886
i remember watshit during the champions trophy, idk which year it was but he was fucking ruthless in it, literally no one was able to contain him. he gets shit for no reason now tbh
>>57354864
can't have cheese AND mayo
>Pendulum
Wellington dj already 1000x better than any and all australian retard american pop djs
run rate 6.30
>>57354919
>losing to a team countless times and then winning once and thinking it is bragging rights
lol
>>57354864
>wizard of straya says cheese
>instant mental image of this shit
>>57354868
There was a strawpoll last night showing that there was over 30 NZers in that thread, and there's probably way more for today's match
>>57354933
>pendulum
>good
OMG OMG IF DIE I'M A LEGEND
>>57354886
>all these records by/for an australian
give up mate
>>57354942
god that shit is disgusting
where's the dive
>>57354936
remember that whitewash series?
>>57354930
he makes meme referral decisions and has been in terrible form
also didnt help clarkey calling him cancer in the team
feckin windy fielding shit tbh
>>57354960
Remember that WC final you made it to?
guppy is actually pretty nice to watch when he's got a bit of form
>>57354947
That thing has been going all tournament m8.
>>57354933
>He likes Pendulum
Now I remember what being 13 years old feels like again.
>>57354886
>losing to New Zealand
how can oz bros keep their head up high when their middle order collapses faster a kiwi penis inside a piece of cold mutton. shit nigga it isn't the most popular sport here.
Newbie question: Can the bowler bowl to the opposite side that the batter is aiming to hit?
>>57354949
neo pendulum is shit but hold ur color/in silico is aight
ur just a faggot hipster off to /mu/ with you
>>57354955
awzzie cheeze
>>57354942
>people actually eat that
fucking americans
>>57354933
>I like Pendulum
>>57354989
>implyin NZs middle order didn't do exactly that during that match
>>57355001
Since when was being old enough to post on 4chan being "hipster"?
>>57354933
>pendulum
>>57354982
>he doesnt enjoy shit he used to enjoy
are u depressed m8
>>57355000
what do you mean?
>>57354989
we are the best cricketing nation ever
nothing you can say will offend us
>>57355026
difference is is that I knew that going in. Australia is supposed to be gods gift to cricket.
>being held up to the standards of NZ cricket.
Windies gonna win.
WE DRE RUSS NOW
>>57355036
No I just have good taste tbh
>Pendulum
>Not Shapeshifter.
NEW THREAD
E
W
T
H
R
E
A
D
>>57355000
If you mean aiming the ball behind his back then no, that's a wide
Batsman can still hit it if he wants to.
Anyone in Auckland hitting town tonight?
let it get to like 700 today and lets see what happens
>>57355000
It's not exactly well defined
youtube com/watch?v=AV1u_QdGHwA
>>57355034
>>57354949
>>57355020
>>57355071
>he thinks Katy Perry and Taylor Swift every over/wicket are better than Pendulel
>>57355066
Come on buddy, you can do better
>>57355071
>Liking either
absolutely_disgusting.jpg
>>57355043
The batter is aiming to bat on his right side, but can the bowler throw it to his left side if its close enough to not being a wide?
>>57355097
No, I just listen to music I want to listen to.
>>57355071
>shapeshifter
please god no.
>>57355111
yes
>>57355071
what
>>57355090
No I'm watching the fucking cricket cunt
>>57355107
D A N I E L
A
N
I
E
L
baited.
>>57355116
this is a debate over the quality of the djing retard
>>57355071
what in the world is that webm
>>57355126
It'll be over by 10 ya muppet
>>57355127
Still have no idea who you are talking about.
Leave me out of it.
>>57355147
a practice in lack of self awareness and cringebait
>>57355111
yeah he can bowl it anywhere he wants, even aim for his head if he wants, but yeah you gotta watch out that its not wide
also if the batter moves too much to the right and misses it down his leg side its not a wide
>>57355088
>>57355095
thx
>>57355097
>probably talking to DJ Max Key here
>Doesn't know what Flying Nun is.
>>57355111
If the batsman misses it's a wide, if he hits it then it usually goes for four. Not a good tactic
>>57355134
Pendulum is literally just as shit tho
>>57355090
serious question
does NZ have full on nightclubs?
>>57355049
but here you are constantly replying every 2 seconds with this meme post top kek
FRESH
R
E
S
H
BREAD
R
E
A
D
WHEN?
H
E
N
?
just watched interstellar lads
>>57355177
not in chch LOL!!!!
>>57355177
probably but I've never been to one
>>57355187
pretty shit isn't it tho
>>57355177
lots but they're full of normfags
>>57355170
>dj max key
literally who
>>57355176
it's at least relevant to local culture and host nations
>>57355190
>>57355190
>>57355190
NEW THREAD
>>57355187
>the wave planet
I was quaking
>>57355184
>meme post
>says top kek
off yourself sheep shagger
>>57355169
Thx for getting a citizen of ours killed in Tunisia.
>>57355198
>not knowing max key
Are you literally fucking retired?
>>57355219
>retired
>>57355213
?
I know 2 colombians were killed there, but thats it. They were aiming for them?
>>57355219
i seem to recall some waste of time and money news article on the jew ministers son but i really dont give a shit
>>57355170
My m8 taught him how to dj, he djs at my local pub fairly often
>>57355177
Yeah but they fucking suck, its all edm remixes of top 40 and other americanised shit
>>57355219
Had a couple of lectures with him
He's bit of a poncey faggot tbh
>>57355240
>that's the joke.
>>57355090
>tfw m8s always drag me to Lenin
It's so shithouse m8
>>57355334
Literally kill me. I went there just about every time I went out in 2013 and it just smells like curry from all the indians
>Ausfailians getting their hopes up
Pathetic
>>57355366
>tfw Indian
y-you too
>>57355394
Top kek
>>57355394
Why are Indians naturally so Beta? Its not a racial thing - NZ-raised Indians are generally fine!
>kane
>>57355513
>WINDIES WINDIES WINDIES WINDIES WINDIES WINDIES WINDIES WINDIES WINDIES WINDIES WINDIES WINDIES WINDIES WINDIES WINDIES WINDIES WINDIES WINDIES WINDIES WINDIES WINDIES WINDIES