ETERNAL MOUYES THREAD 1

>MOUYES

>>57132579
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>Muh conspiracy against us
I genuinely hate this man good riddance.

>MOUYES

I was actually rooting for PSG. Chelsea was playing shitty fridge football and that red card was ludicrous.

>>57132579
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>>57132579
>MOUYES
literally the only reason I wanted chelsea to lose

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SO
FUCKING
SHIT

how can one game start so shit and end so glorious

I've been saying he's overrated for about 5 years and none of my friends believed me.

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rekt

>PSG get their moral torch and beacon of light sent off in one of the worst refballs of the season, in the first fucking half
>Chelsea still parking the bus
>Get ahead with less than 10 minutes left
>All they have to do is not concede
>Concede twice to PS fucking G with 10 men

Garbage fucking cowards, nothing of value has been lost

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THE VILLAINS LOST
THE GOOD GUYS WON
THE VILLAINS LOST
THE GOOD GUYS WON
THE VILLAINS LOST
THE GOOD GUYS WON

FUCK OFF CHELSHE FC

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>E >P >L >E >L

literally cant wait waking up reading mous comments

guess he only gets 2 trophies this year

boo-hoo

>refball red card
>refball penal
still lose, lel

Literally is playing ex-players against their old clubs the literal goat tactic?

>Luiz just now
>Welkek the other day
>Lampard earlier this season

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ICI C EST PARIS

>CHELSEA FANS BTFO TO FUCK

>>57132870
>implying the mickey mouse cup is actually a trophy
>implying Chelshit will actually win the league

Diego Costa in the Champions League this season:

508 minutes
0 goals
0 assists
4 chances created
6 shots on target.

hahahhahahahahahhahahahhaha

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GET
FUCKED
CHELSEA
SCUM

>>57132932
well, the league is a real trophy in any event, the second biggest trophy on the planet in club football

>>57132579
aww poor sad old sack of shit stained used tampon drenched in 50 year old crusty fishy smelling period discharge.

>>57132935
That's an Higuain esque statline

>Mou
>yes

>Let Lampard go
>scores against you

>let Luiz go
>scores against you

Are Chelsea officially the most cucked club in the world /sp/?

>>57133030
>the second biggest trophy on the planet in club football
>Implying le lose to ligue uhh league is even close to the best league in the world

>>57132932
>mickey mouse cup
fucking kek

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CLARKSON BTFO'D ON 2 FRONTS

>EPICLEL
>EPICLEL
>EPICLEL

I bet he's going to cry on the referee. Typical...

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>MOUYES

>>57133159
At least the Chelsea fans will accept him in the train home.

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>maureen

>>57133171
always funny when Mourinho starts ranting on about how their is some conspiracy against his team by some jewish kabal or something

>>57133251
Funny in a pathetic way. When was the last time Mourinho was actually funny?

>>57133210
well he is racist and that is the way they like it

what is this funny accent from this commentator ?

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>MOUYES

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>"urr shit rofl" = mind games
>telling your players to dive and draw fouls instead of actually playing
>having all your players crowd the ref
>trying to park the bus for the win at 1-0
>cant even win against 10 men with refball

>mouyes

>>57133293
~06 or whenever it was that he said his wife still called him the special one
he isn't funny or interesting, he's just free clickbait for the media because he always says ridiculous shit
I can't stand him either, although most of the time he's a pretty good manager

>inb4 chelsea fan claiming he isn't actually retarded, he's just pretending
pathetic excuse

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>>57133403
>Whining like there's a conspiracy against you while ignoring all the favourable decision he receives

>>57133403
>>"urr shit rofl" = mind games
This so much, all he does is take cheap shots at old men like bog sim, wenger and pellegrini

>moyes

>>57133210
I don't think he takes the train.

Mou before the games :
"PSG is an easy draw for the 1/8th finals"

>MOUYES

looking forward to the league collapse now

>MOUYES

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>ETERNAL MOUYES THREAD
yes

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>specialist in failure

>>57132579
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>reminder

>>57132935
only good enough to score on sunderland
he was a fucking disgrace and deserved another yellow for pushing marquinhos and reclaiming an imaginary fool

>penaldo
>mourinho
>pepe
portugal wtf why are you producing this filth?

Reminder that with Torres Chelsea won a CL, a EL, and reached a CL semifinal while with Costa they lost in the round of 16.

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>muh tactical genius

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>absolute cunt

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Can he even play without a strong dirty striker up front? Is his myth crumbling?

>>57134125
though the ref forgot a penalty just before that

Man the ref was just TOO fucking bad, I couldn't enjoy the match because of it.

>>57134301
He can, the problem is that Chelsea are fucking lazy and it ends up being him and Hazard against 11 players.

>>57132689
m8 I'm a PSG fan and it WAS a penalty.
The ref was just shit at EVERY decision he took today, for both teams.

Long time hockey spectator here. How did they exactly win with a tie?

More importantly
>Stamford Bridge
Thsi stadium is a disgrace, all we could hear was PSG 'fans"

is this how chelsea plays ever week?
their football seemed pretty boring to watch.
they wont be missed.

>>57133489
This. Mou has no class. Just pathetic.

>>57133171
The only things he can cry on are
>his fucking stadium and its library atmospgere
>Diego not being awarded a penalty
But Costa should have been redcarded 5 minutes before that anyway

>>57134435
Aggregate advantage.

Paris had 2 away goals, lelsea 1. Those are the tiebreaker.

>>57134347
I agree, ref was absolutely horrible this game.
But PSG still deserves this victory, Terrible decisions have been made in favor of both teams.

>>57134491
>Costa should have been redcarded

That's pretty common for him. He gets away with something egregious at least every other match.

>>57134589
And to be fair Verratti and Motta too.

>>57134491
Actually Mou said that >>57134200

>That second paragraph
What a cunt.

>>57134574
for >>57134435

>>57134629
He's partially right though.
The only problem is that his team does the same.

>especialista em fracasso

>>57134551
>>57134651
Oh okay thanks

http://www.goal.com/en/news/1716/champions-league/2014/12/15/7098772/mourinho-wanted-chelsea-to-draw-psg-and-he-is-right-to-says

YLYL hardcore mode

>>57134665
Chelsea does the same all the fucking time. And PSG at least had the excuse of being down a man.

Who else thinks Verrati was outstanding?
At times soloing the Chelsea midfield, not dribbling too much, passing very good and nice infiltrations.

Shame he couldn't play the full game, you could really see the difference when he wasn't on the field

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:^)

>>57134804
He's my favorite player since he start playing for PSG 3 years ago.

He's GOAT

>>57134769
There's no excuse.
He's right, of course he's hypocritical, all his philosophy is doing everything he can so we don't talk about why they lost but about all the bullshit he says.
But don't tell me you really believe he thinks what he says.

>>57134804
He's an amazing player, but he lacks of discipline.
My fav is still Matuidi, he's the one that got the most heart in this team, he made one hell of a game too.

>>57134804
And that's an pretty average game for him. I mean, seriously. He's the most impressive young player I've seen in easily a decade.

>>57134804
>not dribbling too much,
No he dribbles WAY too much, he almost cost the match twice today if Chelsea wasn't so shit at finding Costa.
One day Verratti will cost PSG a title. But everyone suck his cock because "muh risk is my football"

>>57134847
I would like him to go to Juventus (or Milan, but Milan is dead) and be the new pirlo. PSG can have pogba and his volleys, verratti plays so clean any team built around him will contest for a title.

>>57134933
You can't take the Zeman out of a man.

>>57134929
Watch more football.

>>57133305
kill yourself

>>57134879
He builds a cult around him so that players obey his rules, he plays a persona in front of the media to continue with it. With all that said, I think it's gone to his head now, the shit he's been going on about conspiracy and the English media just parroting his ever word (unlike Spain or Italy) made him delusional.

>>57134989
>unlike Spain or Italy
The media loved him here, half the reason our media care about Chelsea is because of him.

>>57134968
Name one DM with his abilities at his age.

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>tfw missed the game because of fucking work

>>57134989
If only he would use that influence on his players to make them fight to win every game, but no, he decides to play to not lose.

Which obviously results in a loss against teams with heart.

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>>57132935
didnt he have like 9 goals in the CL last season? pretty sure it was his first season in the CL to boot

>mfw mouyes in charge of player development

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>lelsea
>mourinho parking the bus against 10 men

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>>57134831

>>57135075
Tielemans in 2 years, if he keeps playing as deep-lying playmaker and understands that he needs to play simple.

>>57134933
Wut ?
He barely dribbles this season. That was fucking true for his first two seasons, but its clearly not a fact anymore.

>>57135099
get a pvr and avoid threads/internet faggot, its not like people at work will know what a saccerball game is to spoil it

>>57135075
But he can't defend without getting a yellow.
He's a 10 playing so low that he can dribble the opposite attacking players.
I don't say he's bad, he's a very good player, but he's a cunt that plays for the adrenaline and not for victory. He disappears when he plays higher and he's not good enough defensively.
So he's hardly comparable to young DMs like Bentaleb.

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>>57135103
I genuinely think he doesn't realize his team can't park the bus anymore.

>>57135183
m8 I'm going to the Parc a lot. It's a bit better because he doesn't have Motta to back him up as well as last year.

>>57135103
That's what he was doing before December when Fabregas was actually able to make a pass forward.
He's not parking the bus in the sake of parking the bus.

>>57135191
Yeah thats true. I got my NEET friend to keep me updated on it but I really want to watch it myself

Does anyone have a screenshot of that guy at the end of the match with the 100% PARISIEN scarf or what was it on display?

>>57135252
But that's mostly the point of the pirlo role (it should be called the pirlo role), picking up the ball at defense and distributing it,
keeping it simple like he did this game (he dribbled when it was needed and created space with it, but didnt overdo it).

Nobody will ever do it as well as pirlo though

>>57135360
I'd believe this if it wasn't for Ramires playing instead of Willian or Cuadrado. Or Zouma being subbed in for Matic.

>>57135404
the worst thing was putting drogba on and making costa play on the wing, if he had just played with 2 strikers i think the game wouldve been over,
there wasn't enough pressure in the middle especially and costa is just shit anywhere outside the box

>>57135451
Or play Remy instead of Drogba, I don't know why Mourinho hates him.

>>57135389
He lost the ball very low twice in the first half though by dribbling in this very match
>>57135404
I never said he didn't park the bus tonight.
He does it because he doesn't trust Costa and Fabregas anymore, and he's right about it, they are both shit since the boxing day

>>57132803
Yeah Muslims oil beat JewVodkanigger gas

>>57132579
What happened?!

>>57135485
Rémy is just as bad as the 37 years old man though.
Literally a FIFA player. I still don't know why Mou signed him and Cuadrado.

>>57135511
I seriously think the worst thing to say, as a coach, to players like Verratti, is : "stop playing like you enjoy playing"

I'm pretty glad Ancelotti and Blanc called him hard for his bullshit with the refs and the "lets try a rabona pass for no reason", without telling him to be a generic no risk-taking DM. Even if his dribbling is going to cost a goal or a defeat sometime.

>>57134177
>tfw we will never see mou coach penaldo in the art of diving

>>57135075

Thiago Alacantara if he ever gets fit again, you might not class him as a young player though

>>57135842
Have you started watching footbal this year?

>>57135842
>being this new

>>57135143
>That pic

top lel

Like watching PSG in ligue 1

Guys you clearly don't unserstand. Jose went out on purpose so he could focus on the league.

>Tactical genius
>Mindgames
>Mouyes

>>57136036
Are you "we,did it" guy?

>mouyes

Can't play against 10 men kek

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