Cricket World Cup New Zealand vs Australia #6

first for comeback

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IGTMR

3rd for choke

rest in peace mccullums arm

fractured or just bruised?

>>56855867
I can't stand Flemming. The shape of his head pisses me off.

COLLAPSE
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when are they going to start playing againwtf

>>56855867
Dirty cheating cunts.

Aussies confirmed for not being able to handle the bantz

>>56855902

I reckon pretty badly bruised

should be alright after this game, got a week or so after it

pretty swollen

>>56855913
when you stop clubbing seals

>>56855916
You didn't wear a black armband for based PJ so Mitch put one their for you

Would it be the greatest moment in the history of Sport if Australia win this?

>>56855928
fuck off Im a new fan

>>56855913

rude

>>56855867
that fat shit ryder can replace mcullum, and do better

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can we get back to the game yet

>>56855867
What a pussy

Piers Morgan took 6 of them and didnt moan

>>56855947

25 minutes

they went off for 40 minutes because of timetable

>>56855946
Yes because those Cuck Zealanders will finally learn their place

The worst thing about the underarm was that we did it to stop a tie. A TIE.

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>>56855946
nah

>>56855952

>implying he wouldn't be hungover

>>56855952
can't play if he's in jail m8

I was 5 foot 7. I literally felt 6 foot 7

I Believe in KANE.

this might actually shape up to be a good match...

>>56855957
you should be used to waiting around for sports action Amerifriend.

>>56855980
>we
Which chappell are you m8?

>>56855992

yeah yeah yeah

>>56855980

Was it really worth it? The guy got chewed up for it and was called out as a punk ass bitch for years

>>56856008

no, I HATE football for all of its commercial breaks

>>56855957

no. only memes now

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Feeeel.

Can someone explain me the underarm meme, please? What's the backstory?

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when will they learn

>tfw a usual NZ team would collapse here

show otherwise pls

>>56856033

Yeah it ruined Trevor Chappell's life kek.

Wasn't even his fault, Greg made him do it.

Trevor Chappell is literally known for nothing but that.

>That 1992 victory

GOAT

>>56856064
Only 18 years or older can post here.

>stadiums will never allow crowds to spill onto the ground ever again

>wake up nice and early
>'oh yeah the cricket is on, should be a great game!'
>ausfailia getting abs destroyed

top top meme

>>56856064
lol casual
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2qpj-yBkwY

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Australia are literally favourites to win this right now, Jew Zealand is BTFO

would you rather be a GOAT manlet batsmen or average tall fast bowler

>2015
>not watching the World Surf League womens comp during the cricket break
>not taking in all that glorious 20 year old wet French and Australian ass

>>56856103
>The lunch break is a conspiracy to settle NZ nerves and prevent a collapse

>>56856103
Australia are literally 13/1 to win

if you're so sure you could make a lot of money

>>56856081
when we won ITM cup the field got rushed, some drunk cunts were on there before the final whistle

>>56855946
The history of insignificant sports perhaps

>tfw bailed on my jugger match for today because i wanted to watch the cricket

hope my team mates aren't too mad

>>56856122
On the contrary, the batsmen will have to make a new start.

>>56856123
as I said in the previous thread, I put 100 on Australia before they started bowling. I'm gonna be fucking rich.

>>56855946
m8 it's a pretty insignificant group match(since both teams are pretty much guaranteed to pass to the next round). Maybe if this was the WC finals

>>56856123

tbh my main worry is the NRR

If we finish third in the group we'll meet New Zealand in the semis in AUCKLAND.

THAT would be a problem

it would be REALLY helpful it Englel BTFO'd Shit Lanka

lads what milk do I drink for the second half

>>56856166
chocolate unless you're a double nigger

>>56856166

go 2% or go home

>>56856166
Mine

>>56856166
strawberry is objectively the best milk

>>56856128
>Taranaki
absolutely disgusting

how much longer until we're back?

>>56856190
literal pleb

chocolate or nothing

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>>56856187

>>56856199

<10mins

>>56856190
>he rates strawberry above chocolate
DIE FAGGOT
BIG M CHOCOLATE MISTER RUSE

fuck I'd smash that asian chick in the don't drink and fry ads

>>56856213
That's just enough time to watch an entire NFL game!

>>56856166
What's that Chocolate milk from NZ I've been hearing about? Apparently they only let people buy 1 per person because of the high demand

>marsh
>0 (2)

>>56856246
lewis road chocolate milk?

its meme milk

>>56856221

Word brother.... word

pls no collapse

keep gettin the captcha wrong even though it's right, such bullshit m8

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>>56856246
the goat

>>56856190
this is truth
even banana is better than chocolate, I mean chocolate is good but its kind of sickly, I can drink a million tonnes of any other flavour

>>56856269
it's case sensitive you fuckwit

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>>56856278
>even banana is better than chocolate

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>>56856273

oh my god that looks incredible

>>56856284
It's not

>>56856246
Its not even that good, just a bit creamier

Fucking flawless marketing though, even ages after the craze the chocolate milk is always out of stock

Watson had better take 6 wickets

>tfw no gaming robot

>>56856166

Strawberry . Chocolate is for Children

plain Chocolate is also the worst flavour of Ice cream

>>56856284

hey

he you

lanGuage plS

even when it's all lowercase, I get it wrong m8

>>56856300
Watson will concede the losing runs

>>56856246
the memeiest thing to ever happen in New Zealand
literally ever
it was in every fucking newspaper and shit, everyone was talking about it for like a week or so
I bet its fucking shit I'm not even going to try it

>>56856299
supermarket near my place is always out cause the fat little faggots from a nearby high school queue up to buy it lol

Lads, do I get a Nippy, Wave or Primo?

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>I don't drink coffee milk

>>56856246
It's because of the milk rations we have here. The Lewis Road Creamery milk is 100% milk with no water, and we usually save that for exports to the middle east and china

How Fucking long is lunch fuck man

>>56856312

it's just chocolate milk

literally

>>56856322

I hate coffee flavored drinks

I need to drink frappe's because theyre so bitter

>>56856317
N I P P Y S
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>>56856317
nippy >>>>>>>>primo>wave

>>56856317
Nippys iced coffee m8

>>56856317
Primo is always the best

>>56856317
nippy cunt, is that even a question

>>56856322
>coffee milk

What in the literal fuck is that

We drink real coffee in first world countries

>yfw australia tries to bowl 50 overs of underarm

>>56856312
What about that couple that were fucking in their office building after work one night, and it happens to be across the road from a pub?

that was pretty meme

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>>56856312
>mfw i saw a family of poor polys buying a whole crate of it

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>>56856350

>>56856344

Nippys honeycomb the best.

I buy one everyday before work.

It is the only good thing in my life

>>56856335
>>56856336
But lads Nippy cartons are so small whilst you can get big Primos or Waves

And if you drink two Nippys you feel ill

>Australia wins 94% of the matches when the opening pair scores 50+

Is this from the days of Gilchrist+Hayden? 94% seems very high

>>56856370

Get Primo then you fucking Homosexual

FINALLY

>>56856386
But Primo doesn't taste as good as Nippy tbh

Why is this so hard, bros?

>>56856361

>theyfallforanything.jpg

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>>56856348

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;)

V ice coffee is the goat

Not up for debate

Alright guys we're back on the field and ready for action.

Any Brits lasted this break?

>>56856404

is NZ the belt or the black man

is it home ground advantage or is australia just shit?

IRONMAN GOAT

SIVIN

STARC GOAT STARC GOAT STARC GOAT STARC GOAT STARC GOAT STARC GOAT STARC GOAT STARC GOAT STARC GOAT STARC GOAT STARC GOAT STARC GOAT STARC GOAT STARC GOAT STARC GOAT STARC GOAT STARC GOAT STARC GOAT STARC GOAT STARC GOAT STARC GOAT STARC GOAT STARC GOAT STARC GOAT

BASED MITCHY
NEW ZEALAND COLLAPSE HAPPENING

BASED FUCKING IRONMAN

AHAHAHAHAHAH

Memezealand

BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC BASED FUCKING STARC

GET A BROWN FUCKING DOG UP YA

FUCK
YES
GET THE FUCK OUT

B T F O
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WHAT THE FUCK

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

ON A HATRICK!!!!!

why is Guptill even still a thing, he never does shit just fucking shoot him already and Taylor is in terrible form shoot him too, just have based Kane and McMeme opening with Ronchi at #3 for when Meme holes out it makes literally no difference to lose the other 8 batters

>>56856317
Wave used to be made with full cream milk and was GOAT, then they changed to skim milk + cream, now it's skim milk + thickening agent. Fucking jews.

STARC GOAT FUCK ME

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Coffee milk is literally disgusting

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jesus christ, New zealand

I R O N
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>fruit and vegetables must not be taken out of eden park
What in the hell?

sweating_black_caps_towel.jpg

ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING ITS HABBENING

IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING

WHAT IS HAPPENING??????????

lel

HATTRICK TIME

>nz most worried about the fruit and veg

the fuck is happening

c
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Will new Zealand even make it to 80?

>Aussies are worse than lelgland xDD
GET FUCKED
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F
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>this match
wickets gallore

F U Q
U
Q

IT'S NOT HAPPENING STOP BEING DELUSIONAL IT'S NOT HAPPENING STOP BEING DELUSIONAL IT'S NOT HAPPENING STOP BEING DELUSIONAL IT'S NOT HAPPENING STOP BEING DELUSIONAL IT'S NOT HAPPENING STOP BEING DELUSIONAL IT'S NOT HAPPENING STOP BEING DELUSIONAL IT'S NOT HAPPENING STOP BEING DELUSIONAL IT'S NOT HAPPENING STOP BEING DELUSIONAL IT'S NOT HAPPENING STOP BEING DELUSIONAL IT'S NOT HAPPENING STOP BEING DELUSIONAL

COLLAPSE

COLLAPSE
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andergoat can carry

WHY DO NZ ALWAYS PLAY DOWN

ANY NZ TEAM EVER

oh fuck off we're trying to talk about chocolate milk

please god no

PLEASE GOD

Holy fuck new zealand pls dont do this

GOLDEN DUCK

>"people" with the surname Elliot in charge of playing cricket

>Implying the break isn't OP

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>tfw no hat trick

>>56856503
Australia has the best bowling in the world tbf

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before this game started I thought both teams would get 400

Anderson and Kane can save us tbh

still confident, you fucking meme team?

I put all the batsmen in my fantasy team expecting it to be a high scoring game.

Haddin singlehandedly made this a competitive total and people want him off the team lmao.

72 runs

>he's a big wicket

for you

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>tfw not even enough milk for this weekend

>tfw on the Train

hope I can make it home by the end of the match

score btw?

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>Commentator: Williamson's a big wicket

REKTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

SUG MY BENIS

If we are being realistic about this australia need to get vitori out fast. He is the kind of player who can be sensible the rest of the way unlike these other memes

>>56856541
the meme god kane is still in mate
dont count ya chickens yet

1/80
4/80

>>56856520
ikr, the first thread was all about the meme ground and the meme boundary.

>DAT SWING

>>56856550
>not meadowfresh

l
o
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WAS THE COLLAPSE OF YOUR BATTING ORDER PART OF YOUR PLAN?

Starc is only 25 as well. We're going to have this based meme bowler for another decade.

>nervous

>>56856583
does the N in NZ stand for nigger?

>>56855867
OMG WILL I ACTUALLY MAKE MONEY ON MY BET? GO AUSFAILIA

>>56856568
It was 2/80 you pleb

>this music

totally based

>>56856581
It is actually.

>not knowing about wholesale sub-brands

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>>56856584
it was expected

AUS 1/80
NZ 4/80

>choking

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>>56856584
of courshe

>Starc, Cummins and Johnson bowling

MUH DICK

>>56856585
He'll break down before 35

>Elliot
>Taylor
>Guptill

literally who cares

>>56856599
>implying it wasnt 3/80

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>>56856611

>>56856608
just need pattinson tbh

>>56856610
Yeah just like Johnson :^)

>>56856599
Disregard this, I fucked up

>aussies screaming over these absolutely meme wickets
not worth much tbh

>>56856600

My thoughts

who /nervous/ here

>Poo Peeland already out of batsmen

>>56856629
We will take what we can get after that first innings

>>56856634
One more wicket will make me feel a little better.

>nz batting

>>56856634

game doesn't even matter

as aus was saying before

r-right

FARK

these cunts are living dangerously

>Anderson
Ronchi and Based Kane will do this, don't stress

>nz starting to shit the bed
Come on, make this awful game slightly interesting.

This is actually becoming a good tense game

>>56856656
nah it's just good shitposting

Honestly thought we were going to lose by 10 wickets so I'm fine with this loss.

fucking hell we are going to lose this i can feel it

Can we just play test cricket and score 2 per over please

Anyone else sick of these terrible Channel 9 commentators all over our beautiful NZ commentary team? Please leave that faggotry in Ozzie

who alternative commentary collective here?

>hold out Southee and Boult
>get McCullum out early

That is how you beat NZ

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>>56856667
>we
>>56856668
>we

Damn that was fucking close
would have been game on for real

71 of 240

w-we can do it

If NZ want to win this... they're gonna have to stop losing their wickets

I will cum if straya manage to win this

Is it happening lads?

>still wrongkey and le glasses meme

who /notworried/ here?

>>56856688
You are a clever man

Is Andersen in as a Nightwatchmen?

>tfw no longer ashamed even if we lose this

GOAT bowling attacks

Why are kiwis so protective of their fruit and veggies though? What are they hiding?

>>56856681

>implying i'm not the 12th man

>this meme batting

>>56856688
they need to score runs as well

>>56856692
yes
its fucking happening
god damn it Anderson

>>56856672
ye

>>56856702
fruit flys

>>56856688
>>56856699
>>56856700
can we just calm down

STARC IS ELITE

I just got shown on my phone in the crowd on the telly.
I'll try to wave you cunts down.

I'm wearing an eFukt t-shirt with orange glasses.

Why is starc so goat at white ball and so plebby at red ball

Kiwi commentators are the masters of the cliche and speaking without saying anything

>>56856702
>bringing your shithouse friutflies into this country

fuck you m8

>>56856656
makes a difference for the confidence.

>>56856701
>bowling bodyline cause you have no other form of viable attack

top kek

>>56856702
queensland fruit fly outbreak in grey lyn which is just up the road from eden park

>>56856717
no it doesn't

I'm glad I put money on Australia

>>56856716
jason hoyt matt heath and jeremy wells goat combo

shitting ma pants tbqh

2 runs per over please

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>>56856729
>I'm wearing an eFukt t-shirt

Anderson in charge of crapping his pants

>>56856739
You don't even know what bodyline is, it is literally illegal in ODI and field placings won't allow it

At least based Kane is on strike now

>beer, salted peanuts and a good odi game developing with another one to follow
why even ask for anything else in life?

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>>56856729
>I'm wearing an eFukt t-shirt

Can you fags stop saying "tbh" after everything

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>>56856754

>tfw no ellyse gf

>>56856729
>australian flag
>in the crowd

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>Sex in the stand?

/r/ing a webm pse lads

come on australia please please please fucking win this please

this game is great tbh

>>56856773
inb4 10 replies

>>56856672
ye

fuck im scared tbh

>>56856773

smh

Ok so I'm colourblind so I never really noticed, but I just looked really closely and saw that the NZ flag is different to ours on here.

>>56856773
tbh no tbh

>>56856773

I think you need to lighten up tbh

NO WORRIES M8

>>56856775
Never specifed what crowd m8

>>56856773
to be honest no tbh

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>>56856678
Well, this match will test >KANE's class.
This is the first time I'm watching him bat live.

I'm kind of enjoying this tbh

>>56856773
tbh i tbh'd

>Johnson takes it up the ass

that chant lol

The game is still lost, nice to have some sort of excitement, though.

HAPPENING

GOT THE CUNT

BROWN DOG

Tee bee ayyych

>>56856812

are they really chanting that?

kek

I don't think they need to be showing some stats from a 2003 game tbh

>lol im going to do the opposite of what he says and say tbh lol

australian humour

>>56856773
tbh no

>>56856826
one guy was

>>56856828

tbh, its just three letters, m8

i think we can all agree India's chances of going all the way is about 67% after this game

>>56856827
They should run a poll asking what viewers' favourite flavoured milk flavour is.

>wild qt

Tension has settled, we're fucked now

>these singles
starting to feel /comfy/ again

>>56856840
ill disagree tbh

Need 2 wickets before they get to 100 to make this interesting

Watto and Memewell's bowling are going to lose us this.

>>56856835
His wife is going to cop it tonight

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Meanwhile WA is back on top of the shield table after absolutely BTFO NSW

>implying >we wont win the 'treble'

Singles will win this easily if they just calm down and play careful

We could use McGrath and Lee bowling today tbh

>>56856843
Now that would be relevant

Why do we always choke so hard tbh?

>>56856857
Who gives a fuck about australian domestic cricket tbh

Back from work lads. Looks like we're doing alright

>>56856859
>this is what NZ have been reduced to

I'm happy with how this ended up

>>56856869
I don't know tbh

>>56856857
>NSW bowled out for 97
KEK

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>>56856866

We could use McGrath, Lee and Sean Abbott bowling today tbh

The most lethal bowling attack of all time

>>56856848
Of course you feel comfy considering you'll always be single m8

>>56856857
>LE I WATCH LE SHIELD YOU'VE PROBABLY NEVER LE HEARD OF LE IT XDXD

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>is this NZ's best cup side

Tbh, Hardin is the best keeper in the game

Really liking this "ending every sentence with tbh" meme tbh

>>56856875
>Expecting NZ not to struggle chasing a small total

anderson won't last much longer tbh

>>56856888
fucking disgusting

>>56856894
Why would I mention something that I think no one has heard of

>tfw 30 more runs and this would have been a great match

>Poo Zealand

Where did it all go wrong?

>>56856773
tbf you are over reacting to a meme tbh

>>56856897
What? We're doing well vs the best team in the world?

If a new wicket falls before 100 I can see a choke

Fuck anderson pls stop being shit

At least Kane's looking pretty good tbh

>>56856894
Official meme-rating user here, I rate this post a 1.5/10, not original and overused badly, please see me.

>>56856913
200 runs should be a fucking given for this Aussie side

>>56856774
>tfw no gf at all

>>56856923
Oz aren't top of the rankings atm are they?

>>56856913
anderson will shit soon, ronchi should be solid but if they get him cheap its all on tbh

If Australia want to have a chance of winning this game they need to be getting the NZ batsmen out tbh

>>56856840
NZ vs Ind
Aus Vs RSA

anything can happen in the semis

>>56856888
What is it with McGrath going around getting photographed killing animals atm? lol

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>>56856892
Now's not the time for feels

pls

Just found out Spock died ;_;

>>56856923
I still won't rate you guys with Aus/SA/India until I see you play like this away from home

>rambo number 3
Based

>>56856950

news travels slowly in kangaroo land

Holy shit I just got home to see this

>AUSFAILURE
>AUSFAILURE
>AUSFAILURE
>AUSFAILURE

Even the Kiwis couldn't choke this one away, right?

>>56856945
I think NZ will still win but they will have to get all the runs first tbh

>>56856754
I wish that was my dry cum on her lips

>alternative commentary talking about bat fellatio

>>56856946
God I want NZ to rape IND in the semis. The mauka mauka ads are getting too fucking annoying. India is probably the team with the least humility in the world

>>56856962
if anybody can a kiwi can tbh

>>56856964
you make a good point tbh

>>56856962
It would take something special to lose this.

>>56856960

>Mfw the lady that washes our dog today was crying about it

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>>56856962
>Even the Kiwis couldn't choke this one away, right?
They kind of are tbh

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Just ran to Taco Bell for some slightly drunken grub for the rest of this match.

>tfw Straya & NZ folks won't be getting their fourth meal on.

>>56856754
she looks dece, any good pics of the rest of her?

>>56856773
tbh

>>56856968
fucking mudskins

>>56856913
I actually think this shit total has brought out the worst in the NZ batting lineup. Judging by this and Scotland, they seem shit at chasing small totals. This sperging out is entertaining to watch.

>>56856977
>Mfw the dog that washes our lady popped a boner over it

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>>56856977

>hiring a woman to wash your pet

Kane pls start memeing it up

>>56856994
kane literally is a meme

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>>56856977

>The lady that washes our dog

thread theme cause i said so
http://youtu.be/wNSikGqGYq4

>>56856989
just warming up mate, plenty of overs left :^)

>>56856994
tfw went to school with kane

he's man, not meme

>>56856997

>you

>>56856994
kane just memed warner into the boundary mate lmao

>beat the ring of fielders with a poke
>instant 4

Fuck this ground

>>56856977
>Mfw my lady dog washes clothes

Probably not the best place to ask this but why in austrailia are gambling ads aired at the start of sporting events?

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>tfw no India v UAE bantz

>>56856968
Why do u watch indian tv faggot? They are meant for Indians.
I would hate it if i had to watch bangla ads as well.

What have the ads got to the team anyway? Except Kohli, who is a cunt, everybody else is alright.

>>56856992
I understand for a haircut but for a wash? The fuck.

>>56856968
for good reason faggot

india is the reason this sport even exists or is profitable anymore

tons of recent international success doesnt hurt

What is the most fedora shot

>>56856989
this is chasing a small total against some of the best bowlers in the world

the scotland game was all arrogance tbh

>>56856988
inca watching cricket?

>>56857020
hagley was kinda nice, went to NZvSri Lanka and PakivWI there. great fucking place to spend a day getting drunk and comfy in the sun.

just win bb

>>56857030
Forward defence

Or a leave

>>56857030
scoop

who /likearhinestonecowboy/ here?