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OFFICIAL CRICKET WORLD CUP - AUSTRALIA vs NEW ZEALAND GAMETHREAD #4

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pointless thread because it'll be all ogre soon edition

>AUS 151 all out
>all shit

>NZ 25/0 after 2 overs
>MemeCullum about to go nuclear

Streams at crictime.nl
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first for WALLOP
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11(1)
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WHAT A HIT
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Stop bowling turds
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WALLOP
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Do you think McCullum shouts "MEME" every time he hits a 6?
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Memeswell offspin when?
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BITCHWIDE SHITCUNT BTFO

FUCKING GLORIOUS.
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>Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum >Memecullum
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McCullum is possessed.
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Well this'll be quick
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Can we invade NZ before the next match and force them to be an Australian state ;_;
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>0-11 (0.1)
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HE BOWLS TO THE LEFT
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Do people really think johnshit is good on non-bouncy pitches?
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>All them brown dogs
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This kills the Mitch
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>right in the slot
>right in the slot
>right in the slot
>right in the slot
>right in the slot

Oh shut the fuck up
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Looking forward to seeing this happen once again in the MCG next month.
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new zealand / SA final?
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Aussies getting BTFO
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>>56854328
that's what she said
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YOU'RE WITNESSING GREATNESS
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Starc hat trick trips confirms
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>All this Warne butthurt

ffs warney its just a game
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BUT CAN THEY DO IT ON A WARM NIGHT OUTSIDE OF THEIR HOME NATION?
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>>56854352
>beating australia in australia

lol?
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>>56854363
If the Safas play as well as they did against the WIndies, defo
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>>56854356
Ahaha, fucking aussie cunts being whooped for 11 runs in 1 ball.
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australians find a kiwi and hand over your woman and your anime

save some fucking time
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AFL game Lions vs Saints starts in 75 minutes. Should be over by then.
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>>56854307
What was the scenario of this , all i remember is him repeating it over and over like he had dementia
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>>56854368
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>>56854339

HE BOWLS TO THE RIGHT
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Fucking hell, Warne crying like a girl.

>Muh yorkers
>Muh ballung plan
>Muh Starc is shit and I hate him and always will
>Can't appreciate McWallop killing your team
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>Warne having trouble hiding his anal-reckage
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FOUL PLAY
O
U
L

P
L
A
Y

AUSSIES HAVE ZERO HONOUR CONFIRMED
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eat that you fucking cunt
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> get ready for a broken fucking arm
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ouch
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BROKEN FUCKIN ARM
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>Johnson so mad already he's trying to injure people

AHAHAH FUCKING SCUM CUNT.
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Nigger shit
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Smart strategy by Australia.
Lose this game avoid south Africa in the semis
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>>56854395
Aussies were getting btfo in the Ashes and had just lost a bunch of wickets, think he was saying that because they'd lost a bunch of wickets it'd flick a switch and they'd become much better or something
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BROKEN

FUCKING

ARM

BROWN DOG UP YA
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>>56854391
>my woman and my anime
same thing m8
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>>56854401
THAT MITCHELL JOHNSON
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Suck shit maggot
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yeah not so strong when you aren't slogging it, eh faggot
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>bodyline

fucking disgusting
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OH GOD MCCULLUM IS KILL ITS OVER BOYS ITS OVER
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>Killing McCullum to fuck up my bet

COWARDSSSSSSS
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Is New Zealand good in Cricket or only Rugby?
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BROKEN FUCKING ARM
R
O
K
E
N

F
U
C
K
I
N
G

A
R
M
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Fucking coward bowling

>one ball can kill
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OOOO SHIT
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>australians are cheating again
No surprises tbh
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>USING ATTEMPTED MURDER AS A LEGITIMATE TACTIC

AUSSIES, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
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holy shit ded
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BROKEN
FUCKIN
ARM
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Murderball
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>OH SHIT
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BROKEN ARM CONFIRMED
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>McCullum is kill
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PHIL HUGHES THIS NIGGA


TOP KEK


DID YOU HEAR THE COMMENTATOR SAY SHIT? TOP KEKKK
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>just sabotaged NZ's best chance of winning the world cup

hehehhe
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BROKEN FUCKING ARM
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>>56854450
Best in Rugby Union, Rugby League, and Cricket.
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Shouldn't have pissed us off
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>OH SHIT
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>CHEATING AUSTRALIAN

FUCKING AGAIN
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EMBRACE THE KILL
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I wish there was an /sp+/ board for /sp/ users to talk about non sports related topics

I could use some advice bros
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get ready for a broken fuckin arm cunt
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>>56854459
kek
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Jesus he should be fucking banned for that
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AUSSIES MAD AS FUCK. CLASSLESS WANKERS.
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who /gong/ here
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>>56854395
Damage control after series loss iirc, he said it in the 5th test.
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that's a nasty bruise
lel, nice sportsmanship australia
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>aussies starting to cheat
we got em boys
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australian bowlers confirmed for talentless murderers
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>>56854487
YOUR TEARS ARE DELICIOUS

MCCULLUM BTFO
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McCallum confirmed for massive pussy
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>>56854487
for what?
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>>56854418
rip motherfucker
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Lose the game, win the war. Australians are strategic geniuses.
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MURDER
TO
WIN
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Dr.Warne
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>"how do we combat mccullum?"
>"injure him"
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Fire them at his head, this game was over hours ago
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Warne babby feeling happier now
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jeez
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>that strap to keep the swelling down


fuck
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FOUR
O
U
R

HES NOT DEAD YET LADS
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>batting without an arm guard
ishygddt
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We may have lost but Johnno just ended Small Zealands world cup campaign :^)
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FUCK YOU HONOURLESS CUNT
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Rekt. Simbly Rekt :^)
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>>56854491
Yeah m8, doing tonight?

cheeky diceys sesh
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"I can prescribe anything you like"

warnie confirmed for in on coke trafficking
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HAHAHA GET FUCKED JOHNSON YA CUNT
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AHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU JOHNSHIT

BTFO
T
F
O
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Can't break the mccullum
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YES ONE MORE HIT TO REMOVE MCCULLUM

MAKE THIS TOURNAMENT EASIER FOR THE REST, KNOCK HIM OUT KANGAROOFAGS
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those southern man hard genes
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>>56854532
not australias fault that he cant play short balls properly
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BASED MCCULLUM
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>the australian commentators haven't even fucking mentioned how pathetically unsportsmanlike that bowling plan was
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Looks like Australia might win now. Glad I bet on em
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>>56854539
YES FUCK YES

GET FUCKING REKT CUNT
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HAHA EAT THAT FAGGOT
t. mccullum
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Imagine the amount of domestic violence in new Zealand tonight after this win
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
GET FUCKED YOU FILTHY CONVICTS
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You only pissed McCullum off
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>Tfw McCullum hits the ball into Mitchell Johnsons face, Hughesing him.
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>>56854572
>he could 'ave died
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>>56854568
Its their fault they cant bowl a legit delivery that doesnt get put away.
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>>56854572
friendly reminder that they kill each other over there
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australia confirmed for shit tier murder bowlers
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>>56854573
>151 all out
>NZ 39-0 in 3 overs
>australia might win
stay delusional queenfag
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>>56854572
>yfw McCullum ends with 63*
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>>56854572
Bowling short is a valid plan. Not their fault mccullum misjudged it
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That only made him mad
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>>56854539
AHAHAHAHAH

BASED AUSTRALIA

IT WAS ALL AN ELABROTE PLAN, SO HE DOESN'T PLAY IN THE SEMIS AGAINST AUSTRALIA

ABSOLUTE GENIUSES
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>>56854572
>bowling bouncers is unsportsmanlike
Holy fuck Kiwis are soft
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>not bowling underarm

Weak as piss
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YOU CAN'T STOP WHAT IS ALREADY DEAD
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Aussie bodylining nao
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>>56854591
>Hughesing him
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>Implying this isn't Clorke's fault

ME ME ME
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>>56854591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72rjPNnE4RA

Interchange Johnshit in
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>>56854478
So, is NZ vs Aus the biggest rivalry or is it something ike Pakis vsd India?
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>>56854580

10/10 post. Would read again.
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Fucking Kiwis getting cocky because they have won at home

Time to taste our dicks, hopefully in the final if you don't choke that is
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I'd like to see you sheep fucking cunts try to take us on at an Australian ground
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Johnson is a John Terry tier cunt.
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>>56854602
>Reminder we were 80-1.
Plenty of time
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>>56854602

b-but muh lack of match fitness
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>all these Kiwis freaking out when their only batsman gets a little bruise
Nation of soft cunts lel
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>>56854632
lmao you mad as fuck
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>Warne unleashing the excuses
>All this damage control
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Are you just trying to make him go super saiyan level 2?
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>>56854628
>>56854627
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>>56854628
This

NZ confirmed for ultimate homme baby team
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MITCHWIDE
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Don't worry australia you still have afl
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>>56854641

>Seeing Ausfailia get BTFO
>I'm mad
>YOU
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>>56854627
>>56854628
HOME BABIES
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>>56854620
Considering Aus and NZ aren't constantly verging on nuking each other I'd say paki vs curry
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>>56854620
Pakis vs India, but that's more historical, not because they're good at the moment.

But yes, this is a big rivalry
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>>56854450
New Zealand is usually shit in cricket
This is the best team they have ever had by a mile and the only time they have been a genuine contender, usually they were good enough to pull off the odd upset but were generally mid tier at best and sometimes would even lose to shit tier teams like bangers and bazinga
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>>56854654

and soccer :)
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>>56854644
I swear Australian commentators constantly do this

He's literally just talking for ages about how this is all the rain's fault. Maybe they just suck
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>>56854644
embarrassing tbh
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>>56854418
Eyyyyy cunts, Osssy livin in PPNG here, I have to admit, NZ are GOAT as fuck, they are way better than us.
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I thought Australia was good at cricket, guys

what happened
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>>56854628
Oh look it s a shitposting Aussie roo rammer, just watch your team loose with an ounce of dignity you dirty outback afterbirth.
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C O L L A P S E
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IT'S OVER NEW ZEALAND IS FINISHED.
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cucktill out
game proceeding as per usual
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BASED STARC

FUCK OFF GUPTILL YOU SHIT CUNT

COLLAPSE BEGINS

COMEBACK IS ONNNNNNNNNNNNN
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I dunno about you

but it's always cool to see how far the wicket keeper stands back
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BTFO
T
F
O

>new chokeland
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>>56854496
sportsmanship is a foreign concept to the Australian cricket team. Mitchell Johnson is an absolute cunt from a team of cunts. He's a poor mans Brett Lee, who was a poor mans Glenn Mcgrath with extra pace
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>>56854655
youve been going off every time your post timer refreshes

what have I got to be mad at? we played like shit and nz played a lot better. we weren't robbed or anything

>5 NIL
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>>56854680
>>56854657
>>56854649
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i want guptill to get out and exciting batsmen to replace him
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>>56854650

raped
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>tfw the final is in australia
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BTFO
T
F
O
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LITTLE KIWI DICKS
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Hey guys, at least when Australia wins the World Cup you can think of this game and the joy it brought your little island home
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COLLAPSE
O
L
L
A
P
S
E
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Useless Guptill.
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>>56854678
Never come home faggot
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>>56854602
Fuck you americunt
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UNLEASH THE MEME
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>>56854680

m8 you're winning calm down.

dunno why people get so mad over shitposting
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>gutpill
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REMINDER: AUSTRALIA WERE 80-1
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>cucktill out again
whatever
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OH BOY WE KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS
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I'm only here for the aussie fannie fluster
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>Reminder Australia was 80-1
>NZ at 40-1
GET FUCKING REKT CUNTS
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>>56854696

>Being a mad Aussie shit cunt
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Kane?
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>>56854671
>Maybe they just suck
No its typical dirty aussie excuse. Goddamn koala humpers.
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Cricket as usual

guptil always goes

nearly time for work, though
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>cucktill out early
>happens every game anyway

meh
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THE MEME IS HERE
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all these british gambling ads are disgusting tbh
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posts too fast

Cant be /comfy/ mates

;_;
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>>56854736
top kek

the inferiority complex is delicious
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>>56854660
>not because they're good at the moment.
see you in the semis bud
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>>56854699
cursed dubs
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>>56854747
They get me every time ;_;
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>Actually celebrating
>Haddin sledging

Literally meme the team
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>>56854747
Win online
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>>56854749
no comfort
only bantz
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IF I PULL THAT OFF, WOULD YOU DIE?
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>>56854679
didn't I tell you to fuck off you scum
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look whos batting now
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>>56854731

it's amazing that somehow you could still come across as upset given the score
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>>56854644

They're all students of the Channel Nine commentary school, where they seem to think the audience wants 1) endless pro-Australia point of view 2) constant talking about absolute bullshit, no matter how inane or unrelated to the game, lest there be even a moment of quiet or reflection

It was horribly obvious when Clarke did commentary recently and he was the only guy talking about in depth game stuff or doing any kind of intelligent analysis.
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>>56854747

>that fucking dog
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>>56854758
>nothing true in this post
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He's a tough cookie
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aussies were never good tbh
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ausfailians disintegrating like their economy
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>leave to piss because we're gonna lose
>miss wicket
fuark
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>>56854764
> MS Paint
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>>56854797
it was a meme wicket
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FUCK NEW ZEALAND
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kek now he decides to you an arm guard
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>>56854726
why is everyone helping the other team practice catches?
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MEME'D
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FOUR
O
U
R
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>>56854804
excuse me
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>>56854797
maybe you should stay in the toilet
aus might git gud
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>>56854802
How?
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>>56854795
>new zealand
>economy
Lel
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>45 meter boundary

what the fuck, seriously?
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>>56854817
yeah mate
its based purely off dairy farms
what could go wrong?
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>e-england are a shit tier team!!
>australia completely BTFO by the same side

I literally have a boner.
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Y A W N
A
W
N
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>>56854815
see the webm mang
>>56854726
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>>56854837

>england completely BTFO by australia
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>>56854837
5-0 lel
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eh, everyone talking about mccullum all week - williamson is the one that will win the game
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Are Australia literally the worst team in the World Cup?

Rugby or Cricket.
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>>56854835
Better than trying to base it on mining

Oh wait
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>trying to knock johnsons leg off
good lad
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>>56854837
you've lost to both teams faggot
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>>56854821
Only on one side of the ground.
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>>56854821
>most anticipated match of the tourney
>put it on a ground designed for rugby

Planners are retarded
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you've literally just made him angry with that hit tbh
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>>56854844
I don't see how that's a meme wicket.
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That desperate Aussie commentator.
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>>56854861

WI has the worst bowling

scotland has the worst batting
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>>56854821
we only have rugby grounds, what do you expect?
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>>56854712
Eyyy fuck you, you abbo faggot, you probably aint even austraaalian mate, we should've finished the job when we tried to eradicate your race cunt.
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>>56854837
>australia are shit!!!
>lose 5 nil
>>
fiddy after 5


CAN YOU TASTE THE DICK, AUS
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>50 in 5 overs
>Australia no longer laughing at us

T-this is a good feel bros
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>>56854856
he's too conservative in these situations. Only lets loose once he hits 30 odd, which won't happen today
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McCullum is tough as fuck

Fucked back and now arm and still swinging
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>>56854837
England will be quite happy when they wake up.
Looks like you are literally the only one here right now.
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>102 needed off 45 balls
They cant win retards
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>>56854861
Gloating about how New Zealand is better at rugby has literally no effect.
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>>56854886
not to have games played there if they aren't up to standard

The fact that we have to play in NZ at all after only 1 game in the past 2 weeks is pretty shit tbh
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>>56854886
You to not be allowed to host a cricket world cup
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>>56854886
put it in a paddock m8
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>>56854821
it's a rugby ground. it wasnt so bad when the pitch was aligned differently
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>>56854884
>WI has the worst bowling
>na m8 we have decent bowling except at the death
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BASED MCCULLUM SLEDGING
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>>56854870
>>56854869
>>56854854
Thanks for telling us how mad you guys are.
>>
CHEEKY OL MEMECULLUM
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>>56854861
If we put all our AFL and League athletes into rugby as well as our money we'd be the #1 nation, no question
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>>56854861
Australians are to Union what Kiwis are to cricket: we only care when we are winning
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>>56854712
>>56854887
Both you cunts are fucking disgusting dingo fucking degenerates you wooloo wooloo scum.
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>Australian fielding
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>>56854887
I hope you get speared
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>tfw just remembered the first time I saw the Wolf Blass ad and how much I have aged since
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stream literally freezes right before every bowl
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>>56854939
Has Australia ever won anything in Union?
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>>56854905
There's a couple of us here m8.
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>>56854750
>inferiority complex
>its a dirty aussie with all the excuses.
I dont think you know what inferiority complex means. All that desert heat must be sapping your already weak intelligence.
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jesus literally on new zealand's side
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Easy catch that
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>>56854949
ha ha ha
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>>56854954
get better internet
even my shit tier internet can handle a stream
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>>56854870
>>56854930

lel, what? Are you replying to the wrong person there m8?
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>>56854886
You honestly shouldn't host the CWC if you don't have a cricket ground. Your country is just terribly bad at organising things, you should be embarrassed.
>>
starc seems like he's got good banter
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>>56854938

But our shit tier athletes go into League and they beat Australia
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>>56854956
We won a couple of world cups like 20 years ago.
>>
>>56854961
I can't believe that weak bait managed to get a Kiwi riled up after this fucking match
>>
Just got up, wow what has happened?!

Did Australia play shit or were NZ swinging the ball miles or something. I thought this would be a close game but now they're going at 10 RR
>>
Just checking in from work lads. Won't get home till right around when this match finishes
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>>56854956
2 world cups
>>
Reminder that NZ is pretty much Australia and a win for them is a win for us.
>>
>>56854938
That's like the dipshits who say we could win the soccer world cup if our top athletes played soccer. Yeah so fucking what? It won't happen, stop crying.
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>>56854990
we're bored its 2 ez tbh

>>56854997
au just shit tbh
>>
>>56854953
is that the one with bittersweet symphony playing in the background?
>>
>>56854997
Australia honestly looked like they didn't even give a fuck, they tried to hit every ball for 4 or 6 early and nobody had any discipline

Was pretty pathetic
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>>56854997

no swing whatsoever, mate
>>
>>56854997
8 really weak dismissals in a row
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>>56854978
We need Pattinson back. Not only is he a great bowler, he can bring the banter.
>>
>>56854997
81/1->108/9
Boult GOAT, aided by shit shots.
>>
>>56854997
The dirty indians are to blame

Indians are the new jewsbut even more greedier and uglier, and they smell funnier too
>>
Lads.
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>>56854977
>hagley oval
>caketin
>queenstown
>hamilton

All cricket grounds. They're only playing in auckland because muh population
>>
WALLOP
A
L
L
O
P
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>>56854956
when Aussie were last competing in the bledisloe games was GOAT rugby.
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>>56854990

cry more about your rekt anus
>>
>Dropped
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>>56854990
I cant believe your team sucks so bad.
>>
>>56855012

Reminder that Australia is basically America and that NZ is more like England
>>
>>56854977
Why are they even co-hosting? We have enough proper grounds to do it ourselves.
Guess they just wanted the home advantage.
>>
I kind of wanted to see a close game - this is just the same as the other games we've played
>>
>>56855047
>>56855054
top kek
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>>56855035
This.
>>
>MUH JOHNSON
>>
>>56854997
Match fixing
>>
>>56855041
>Caketin

Not to side with the Aussie, but that is one soulless piece of shit stadium for both circket and rugby. Shouldve made it a rugby stadium and left circket at the basin

WALLOP
>>
>>56855061
Gotta give the minnows a little bit of a chance to shine.
>>
STOP THIS MADNESS

MEMESWELL ON WHEN?
>>
BTFO
>>
time to get Mitchell to bowl another one at his arm?
>>
>Auscucks.
>>
AUSTRALIA GETTING ABSOLUTELY MEMED
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>>56855035
This mad paki, blaming India for everything.
Kill yourself faggot.
>>
>that's baseball
could these cunts stop this shit
>>
so i don't give a shit about australia getting pumped... but is this what we want cricket to be?
>>
Work time.
>>
>>56855058
If we're the U.S. you're Canada
>>
>>56854980
Yeah, cause Shaun Johnson, SBW, Ruben Wiki etc are totally "shit tier athletes"
>>
>>56854990
He's right though, Aussies confirmed for worst inferiority complex on the planet.
>>
>johnson's village people 'stache
>suits the ass ravaging he's getting
>>
too easy tbh
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>New Zealanders will consider this revenge for 1981
:^)
>>
>injured
>going ham


ajajhahahahahahaha
>>
Johnson BTFO
>>
Who /lovingit/ here?
>>
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>wearing orange shirts

Those idiots should have made NZ colored shirts, not fucking orange shirts.
>>
lol at warner saying mcullum will implode
>>
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WALLOP

and crowd catch
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>>56855096
Stfu you dirty rat, im not paki. Bitch ass nigga
>>
>>56855058
>NZ is more like England
You literally have non-English in your NATIONAL anthem.
>>
>MCcullum
Wonder if he'll go downhill and think about this tournament as the best in his life.
>>
>this is 60 minutes of euphoria
>>
>>56855103

I'd rather be Canada . I wont get shot when I go to a cafe
>>
>>56855108
you are an aussie
>>
>>56855114
Honestly there will never be revenge for that
>>
>>56855070
71 runs in 6.5 overs.
Mccallum got his 50.
I dont think you know you are loosing.
>>
50 (fifty) runs from 21 (twenty-one) deliveries.
>>
>>56855119
England confirmed for shit-tier bants.
Lift your game son
>>
Johnson getting smashed.

NZ Vs Eng and NZ Vs Aus now, these must be two of the most dominant WC games I've ever seen
>>
Just checking in from work lads

What's the score
>>
>euphoria
>>
Honestly

is McCullum a BEAST or what
>>
australia and south africa both have the same number of rugby world cups as new zealand, why do I always here that new zealand are dominant in union?
>>
>>56855158

I think Australia needs to lift its game tbh.
>>
>>56855147
You take that back cunt.
>>
>>56855153
The game was over 2 hours ago
>>
>>56855114
At least proves we are better than you for doing it the right way.

Convicts gonna convict.
>>
What happens if the ball hits the camera zipline
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>tfw NZ vs RSA final

will be glorious tbh
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>>56855141
Better than 67 minutes of standing around, eh?
>>
>>56855120
>not understanding brand awareness

Get back to your meth/turp drinking, it's the only thing your country is good for
>>
>>56855106

I don't even know who 2 of those guys are. Nobody here does.
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>>56855158
>>56855175
>>
>>56855119
Loving the Aussie tears.
Annoyed it's not living up to the hype though.
>>
>>56855145
At least when I walk around a major city here there's no chance of it falling to pieces around me
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>>56855161
HAHAHAHAHA
>>
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Lets not be poor winners lads

The aussies can't help but shitpost when its like this, we're better than that though.
>>
>>56855017
Nah they have their own original piece

It's the one with the eagle and ripples
>>
>>56854997
Good bowling by Vettori and Boult combined with Australia thinking they could smash every ball because small boundaries.
>>
AUSTRALIA

BOWLED
THE
FUCK
OUT

>Brown dogs up everywhere
>>
>>56855161
Go back to work.

>>56855172
They're the only ones that really care about it so they force this whole "look how GOAT we are everybody!!1!" meme.
>>
Who /notmad/ here

inb4 u mad
>>
>Bazza confirmed as greatest batsman of all time
>>
>>56855135

you are shit at cricket
>>
>>56855180
exactly, so stop being a cunt and enjoy the game instead of sledging.
>>
>>56855161
11-1
>>
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>australian bowling
>>
Odds on this being over in 40 minutes time?

>>56855191
>hangs off every move Australia makes
>can't even provide a regulation sized stadium for cricket
>Russel Crowe doesn't want anything to do with you


LOL 4
>>
>Australia
>>
>wide 4
KEK
>>
>ian smith about to have a breakdown hes that emotiona
must feel amazing to be a kiwi right now
>>
>>56855205
do you remember which had the strings from bittersweet symphony playing?

i was trying to remember the other day
>>
>>56855197

No. You can just get swept away in a flood or burn to death in a bush fire
>>
it should be illegal to play a world cup match at a ground where it' possible to bowl a wide for 6
>>
Shitposting aside, Aus are still quite a good team. They will be pushed by SA, Ind and NZ going forward but should qualify for the semis at least

I don't know why you guys love playing Watson, can he even bowl now?
>>
quality bowling
>>
>>56855213
>"look how GOAT we are everybody!!1!"

you're right

NZ are worse panderers than we are
>>
>Australia in charge of strike bowling
>>
>>56855128
It's hard to believe you aren't one.
How do you think an entire match can be fixed? Ask 11 players to fuck it up?
>>
>>56855120

It's the beer company Tui that's funding the competition. Catching the ball only counts if you're wearing their shirt.
>>
>Try to bowl another bodyline
>4
Fucking kek.
>>
>>56855120
Yeah for fucks sake
What were they thinking
Imagine exactly what is happening now but more than 90% of the crowd wearing black, it would be twice as brutal
>>
Honestly, this is only fantastic

because everyone knows AUS is GOAT

so it beat them, like this, it's pretty fucking cool
>>
>>56855216
Not mad because this means new Zealand will play south Africa in the semi, easy path for Aussies now
>>
>>56855216
Not really, NZ's cricket team is likeable.

I would be mad if this had happened against the Poms.
>>
Damn McCullum is a gun. NZ cheeky fucks got us concentrating on Kane but it was BMac all along
NZ look scary tbh even with Guppy
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>that ball
>>
>AUSTRALIAN BOWLERS LITERALLY COLLAPSING

I CANT BREATH
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OH GOD MY SIDES.
>>
>AUSLIPS
>>
>>56855233
>Britcucks
>>
HE SLIPPED
>>
Slip
L
I
P
>>
>>56855238
Yeah we get a lot of them in inner city Melbourne
>>
TOP KEK
>>
>>56855255

How much are they offering?
>>
>The batters collapsed
>the bowler collapsed
>>
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Ez bruv, oz hz alwaz been shit az a crik nation m8.

أستراليا هو القرف

ALLAH AKBUAR
>>
Lets be good sports fellas
>>
HAPPENING
>>
>>56855197
could get held hostage in a cafe though
>>
literally a meme bowling session
>>
>We don't let it slip
>>
LEL
>>
>>56855221
Fuck you got me
#rekt
>>
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:^)
>>
STEVIE GERARD STRIKES AGAIN!
>>
>cummins action
jesus fucking Christ, he wont make it to 25, lads gunna break both his legs and destroy his lower back!
>>
>2024
>all games played on fields with 30 metre boundaries
>batsmen use enormous bats the size of tree trunks
>anything less than a 6 off a ball is considered a failure
>cricket is now about catching the ball in the crowd
>bowlers are replaced by bowling machines that lob gentle full tosses
>crowd members are paid more than the players for making one handed catches or catching it in their hat
>>
HAHA GET FUCKED YOU SHIT MEME BATSMAN
>>
What the actual fuck was that lol
>>
>letting it slip
>>
ARE YOU READY FOR THE GREATEST CHOKE OF ALL TIME?
>>
lol we were 1-80 nz BTFO
>>
fuck off mccullum
>>
WICKET

GET A BROWN DOG UP YA

>MEMECULLUM
>>
>SHATTERED DREAMS >SHATTERED ANKLES >SHATTERED DREAMS >SHATTERED ANKLES >SHATTERED DREAMS >SHATTERED ANKLES >SHATTERED DREAMS >SHATTERED ANKLES >SHATTERED DREAMS >SHATTERED ANKLES >SHATTERED DREAMS >SHATTERED ANKLES >SHATTERED DREAMS >SHATTERED ANKLES >SHATTERED DREAMS >SHATTERED ANKLES >SHATTERED DREAMS >SHATTERED ANKLES >SHATTERED DREAMS >SHATTERED ANKLES >SHATTERED DREAMS >SHATTERED ANKLES >SHATTERED DREAMS >SHATTERED ANKLES >SHATTERED DREAMS >SHATTERED ANKLES >SHATTERED DREAMS >SHATTERED ANKLES >SHATTERED DREAMS >SHATTERED ANKLES >SHATTERED DREAMS >SHATTERED ANKLES >SHATTERED DREAMS >SHATTERED ANKLES >SHATTERED DREAMS >SHATTERED ANKLES >SHATTERED DREAMS >SHATTERED ANKLES >SHATTERED DREAMS >SHATTERED ANKLES >SHATTERED DREAMS >SHATTERED ANKLES >SHATTERED DREAMS >SHATTERED ANKLES >SHATTERED DREAMS >SHATTERED ANKLES >SHATTERED DREAMS >SHATTERED ANKLES >SHATTERED DREAMS >SHATTERED ANKLES >SHATTERED DREAMS >SHATTERED ANKLES >SHATTERED DREAMS >SHATTERED ANKLES >SHATTERED DREAMS >SHATTERED ANKLES
>>
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'd still do him.
>>
COLLAPSE.
>>
Fuck that looks nasty.
>>
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>He's gonna snap that leg isn't he?
>>
HOLY SHIT
>>
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RIP McCullum

feeling pretty good about this though tbh
>>
MEMED
ITS OVER JUST GIVE AUSTRALIA THE CUP NOW
>>
COLLAPSE
O
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L
A
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S
E
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That looked painful tbh
>>
SHEEP SHAGGERS BTFO
>>
>>56855229
>what is Hagley Oval/McClean Park/Queenstown
>Actually being proud of Russlel Crowe

Your damage control is laughable mate
>>
C O L L A P S E
O
L
L
A
P
S
E
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>Australians in charge of handling the banter
>>
yeah get fucked you clown
>>
Aww
>>
>>56855286

>Implying I know or care about what happens in Melbourne
>>
COLLAPSE
>>
>Memecuckum
>>
>memecullum
>>
>Aussie batters collapsed
>Aussie bowlers collapsed
>0-11(1)
>>
fug
>>
awshit

here we go
>>
>>56855339

TYBWMB
>>
>Aus start collapsing at 80-1
>NZ lose 2nd wicket at 78
>>
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Your memes end here
>>
kane memerson to win the game
>>
>Reminder that Australia were 80-1
>New Zealand are 78-2
we've already won.
>>
>>56855342
>mccumlen
>>
this fucking dog

literally why
>>
Anyone read this?
http://www.cricket.com.au/news/feature/farhan-saeed-interview-and-images-of-him-bowling-with-crutch-in-pakistan/2015-02-27

>cripples bowling better than australia
>>
For a gentlemens game Cricket has the most poisonous banter.

It's fucking great
>>
Holy shit these r/Cricket tears
>>
>>56855388
you are forgetting something
we have
KANE
A
N
E
>>
>memecullum
>>
>>56855291

Depends on how far we get. If we reach the final, $NZ1 Mil.
>>
Brendon McCullum > Donald Bradman.
>>
>>56855400
>against England

England finally found some appropriate opposition for their ability level.
>>
>>56855389
Great caption tbh
>>
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>>56855339
nice
>>
>>56855388
It's like pottery
>>
>>56855351
Don't worry nobody expects you to know anything
>>
It's gonna slow down here
but nz still win
>>
>>56855400
that paki heart
>>
Fuck. This game gonna be so boring now
>>
IRONMAN
>>
COLLAPSE IS ON
>>
>>56855400
pat nearly crippled himself tbh
>>
C O L L A P S E
O
L
L
A
P
S
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>>56855339
TYBWM, just caught up on your posts of the highlights.

I thought the conditions caused NZ to go through but it Appears that Aus have played total shit to be honest, a lot of them just gave their wickets.
>>
RUH ROH RAGGY
>>
COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE
>>
Australia may have been entirely laughable, but at least we did better against NZ than England did.
>>
Okay, worrying now.
>>
HOLY FUCKING COLLAPSE.
>>
>>56855422
>>56855388
79-3

POETRY
O
E
T
R
Y
>>
OH GOD ITS HAPPENING AGAIN
>>
>STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC >STARC
>>
Fucking hell lads I'm scared
>>
NZ COLLAPSING
>>
STARC GOAT
>>
>COLLPASECOLLPASECOLLPASE
>>
C O L L A P S E
>>
COLLAPSE
O
L
L
A
P
S
E
>>
DE COLLAPSE
>>
HAPPENING
>>
COLLAPSE MODE ENGAGED
>>
DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK
>>
PANIC
>>
holy fuck


it's happening
>>
fuck off nigger
>>
We salvaged some pride from this somehow

These NZ pitches are absolutely fucked, hope they don't play any big games here
>>
mates at the stadium

>everyone chanting "WORSE THAN ENGLAND"
>memeswell turns around and says 'oh come on guys thats too far'
>>
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fuk
>>
>>56855243
Will likely get dropped for the next match.
Not sure who they'll pick though. Maybe Fuckner.

And yeah, semis shd be NZ vs Ind and Aus vs Saf.
>>
here we go
>>
WE IN THIS. WIN IN THIS NOW

Fuck I hope we beat the sheep shaggers, after all the trash they've been talking.
>>
>Having a break

FUCK OFF.
>>
>>56855445
third wicket gone
>>
AUS and NZ both confirmed Minnow
>>
Taylor is such a shit cunt, why is he still in the team?
>>
C O L L A P S E
O
L
L
A
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S
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I don't know SHIT about poo peeland's batting lineup. How many good batsmen do they have left?
>>
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I need to get some sleep, been awake for over 24 hours now
>>
general reminder that australia were 1-80
>>
KANE SAVE US
>>
PLEASE GOD GRANT US VICTORY
>>
COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE
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How long is the break?
>>