Straya ded
9/108
>>56843075
>yfw all that shit talking in the old thread
BTFO.
Do other countries besides Australia and India really care about cricket?
>>56852550
zth for glasses man
Who /puttingcheeky50onaustralia/ here
>aussies dont score over 150
first for Watson the collapse starting hero
>>56852550
Worst Australian ODI cricketing performance in recent memory
nth for Australians generally being poor winners and somehow even poorer losers
I'm sorry cunts but you're such a pack of cunts I can't help but shitpost. Hope we don't choke the final, hope you don't make 123 this game.
>Australia have lost 6 wickets for 11 runs!!! Truly remarkable scenes at Eden Park!
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>ambushing the school bully with this bullshit
Ya'll are fucked now
>>56852570
Sri Lanka, Pakistan and Bangladesh sure do
>>56852570
no but we like having any opportunity to BTFO the aussies
>>56852561
Did someone screencap the first thread?
>1st for Australia going to work.
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Stream shitting itself like the Aussie side
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>picked Anderson because thought this would be close
>he's not even going to get a bowl
>>56852583
TYBW
Who /boult power player/ here?
Literally still in shock
this is
goat
keep shit talking nz, your about to be bowled out for 100 and lose
Also this partnership to put on an extra 100
>>56852588
fuming lel
>122
>that one faggot that said this team was on par with the golden generation
Anyways, I'm off to work
no words
>>56852605
>pakistan sympathizing with Aussies
>losers sympathizing with losers
makes sense
>>56852605
but there arent any pakistanis playing
>>56852625
AHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
GET FUCKED
>>56852605
Pipe down Pakistan
>THEY WERE 80/1 AFTER 12 OVERS.
JUST LEL
>>56852580
literally more delusional than that canuck putting a fiver on WI
This match doesn't matter. Last three games are an easy win. This was just a nothing game intended to give New Zealand false hope. NZ will choke in the finals.
WHY IS VETTORI SO GOAT BROS?
LE GLASSES MAN OF FRUGALITY AND LONGEVITY
>>56852595
What about over there? Is it the second most popular sport behind soccer?
1
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>B-But England!
Warne proving that Aussies are the whingiest cunts on the planet.
>Four (4) Slips
>Reminder that this is an ODI
lel nz peaked too early still a month to go cunts
>>56852619
Pretty sure he was pretending to be a retard, nobody who watched that team can make that comparison.
>>56852616
McCullums gonna do what he couldnt against England and booty blast you for a century
This is all Watson's fault
>6 wickets for 11 runs
>80-1
>111-9
Is Australia a meme?
>>56852588
who's being a poor winner now? Geez, just enjoy the win sheep shagger.
>>56852614
great decision
honestly thought it'd be a batsmans game
>>56852657
>this is our peak
>implying you will get more than 50 runs next game
>Straya getting BTFO
>Probably going to die from the bad sushi I ate
Could this day get any worse?
>>56852644
>vettori will retire soon
I don't think I'm ready for this feel
He debuted when I was 2
>>56852645
Not even close
Below football, rugby union, and rugby league at least
Do any Australians care about this game?
I just wanted something to do on this lazy Saturday but now I'll just go out and do something else
Why isn't the world cup for 20/20s?
>J-Johnson is better g-guys
Can we all just agree that india is tournament favourite now?
>>56852679
>literally watched him my whole life
it's an abstract feel
>>56852704
You mean England.
>>56852570
Rugby Union is all we care about here
Cricket is kind of like a "meh" we follow during the summer when Rugby isn't on - with no where near as much interest. Still, it's fucking awesome seeing this BTFO
>>56852692
>implying anyone under the age of 50 unironically cares about Cricket any more
heh, I'm just here for the memes
im just waiting for the nab challenge
>>56852657
Just like when Germany beat Portugal 4-0 :)
>We only care about league afl and cricket
>We only care about afl and cricket
>We only care about afl
I don't think we should play afl tbh it would be too mean
>>56852704
No.
>Trotting out the "w-we don't cares" not even 25 overs into the innings
>>56852683
>rugby league
i don't think so
>>56852692
not really, bit of fun to watch this tbh
>>56852675
well I was last until yesterday so you don't have to worry much kek
5 RUNS TO CHASE ENGLAND
>>56852645
5th at best probably. I don't know anyone who even plays cricket lol
IT'S OVER >WE ARE STILL THE WORST.
>>56852726
Don't you have your own version of it which is practically the same?
1 2 2
Called it in the first thread lads
This is it.
we surpassed england
>englel
GET FUCKED ENGLAND
ENGLAND BTFO
Who /betterthanengland/ here?
I have 12 good boy points from doing all my chores during the week. Mummy says I will use 8 up if I watch cricket all day. But I want a refund of at least 6 good boy points now.
COMEBACK
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>haddin kicking off
get ready for NZ battin
>>56852727
cmon you dont really believe new zealand a country with a population of 1 million has a chance do you
the former favourites are currently getting raped
this leaves india
ENGLAND BTFO ENGLAND BTFO ENGLAND BTFO ENGLAND BTFO ENGLAND BTFO ENGLAND BTFO ENGLAND BTFO ENGLAND BTFO ENGLAND BTFO
>>56852733
Every single World Cup winner has lost games in the group stages
Fucks sake NZ, they're nearing our score. DO SOMETHING
>>56852726
we never claimed to care about league
>124
FUUUUUUUUUU
give Hads and Cummins your energy
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>>56852736
It's pretty big, but weirdly isolated to certain regions
>>56852635
Didn't AUS have that one token Pakistani in the team for a while when they couldn't find a decent spinner
Inb4
>Britbong
>Foreigners on team
>Sheepniggers deliberately bowling shit to let them pass 123
fucking cunts.
>yfw Aussies get 200 now
>>56852765
Are you having tendies for lunch?
>Ausfailia
Haha get rekt cucks, your chances of winning the world cup are dead just like Phil Hughes
>>56852733
>Comparing this with the first thread
>mfw
Why did we let them get past 123?
Vettori turned this game around
le glasses man
>>56852605
you are a fucking idiot if u think it's possible to fix entire matches. Pakistanis are exception because you are cheating cunts with no integrity.
NZ getting btfo that last wicket partnership.
BTFO BTFO BTFO
this australian performance is as insipid as phil hughes
>>56852679
His wikipedia image looks like he's jerking off
Not watching the game what the fuck is happening?
>>56852698
>world cup for casual fans
yeah sure
I don't care about cricket, but we're getting well and truly fucked here.
All my mates who love cricket are melting on Facebook. It's glorious.
>>56852771
Guess NZ is about to break the trend :^)
So what needs to happen to avoid playing NZ in the knockouts before the final
>>56852778
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>>56852773
gayfl faggot pls go
top most watched programs in 2014 in aus were all league
I'll speak for myself and say that I thought we would lose this game because it was in NZ but then over the week the NZ shitposting made we want to win
So this only hurts if I stay on spee, too bad I can't leave
I think we're going to let them get 160 so McCullum has room to get a century.
>implying Indians aren't orchestrating this entire tournament
GTFO curryfag
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HADDIN HAS MORE HEART THAN THE REST OF THE TEAM COMBINED
BASED HADDIN
>80-1 >111-9 >80-1 >111-9 >80-1 >111-9 >80-1 >111-9 >80-1 >111-9 >80-1 >111-9 >80-1 >111-9 >80-1 >111-9 >80-1 >111-9 >80-1 >111-9 >80-1 >111-9 >80-1 >111-9 >80-1 >111-9
>>56852812
Australia just absolutely fucking wrecked themselves
8 wickets for 20something runs
Warnie is fucking based
>>56852834
probably are.
jelly?
>>56852780
Na, that's South Africa's current team.
>>56852834
meant for this curryfag
>>56852802
>>56852733
>showing your hand in group stages
Rookie mistake.
>>56852786
With those refunded GDP he should have enough.
>>56852820
Based Rambo will stop you
WATSON HAS TO GO
His pathetic shot after killing all the early momentum started the collapse
>>56852834
>implying this is new information
>yfw haddin 200
what a game from Boult
>>56852833
He's my fantasy captain this match, so I'm OK with that
>>56852828
i'll concede nrl smashes afl in the filthy bogan demographic which comprises a lot of australia, esp nsw and qld
>mfw an indian calls a paki corrupt
lads time to go
Not worried at all to be honest
We will still homebabby our way to the final
He didn't even bowl that well
I mean he was solid, he definitely didn't bowl badly but all his wickets were just ausfails
What are you even fucking doing Australia
REMINDER THAT SETH EFRICA WERE BTFO BY INDIA
This is anybody's World Cup
>>56852900
AFL has a lot more bogan fans though
Just look at Collingwood
Aussies on for 250 tbh.
>tfw no qt Aus-Kiwi adaptation of this commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Za4qBpSQb9A
>>56852834
lol mad as fuck
of course we own u lil bro
that's not news, just sit back and enjoy.
Boult is a god
Dotman is a god
7 wickest man is a god
BATMAN
>tfw no Lydia Ko gf
BANE?
NZ unable to finish the job.
we can still win this, its nz remember.
>>56852900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUg-8NWRk98
>>56852914
just look at every nrl club. aren't there like 10 teams in western sydney aka filthy bogan central
>tfw my m8s and I saw this might happen
>tfw we put $50 on NZ while they were 4:1
>tfw australia wins or we get $200
no worries m8 no worries
>>56852834
Why do muslims even come here?
>>56852938
Isn't she married to Jason Yoo?
How many underarms will we see today
>you now realise you are watching history in the making
>>56852938
>TFW
>she'll never BTFO of you in gold
go hard now or try to survive?
Where'd all the aussie posters go guys? teheheheheheheh I'm a huge faggot
lelelelelelleel
FUCK OFF
>tfw we will choke the moment we leave groups
>>56852961
>thinking we won't post 200
>>56852961
The records have been dropping like flies so far this WC.
Its really quite amazing to watch.
>>56852958
kek upvoted
>>56852962
or golf
>>56852980
right here, waiting for post timer to refresh
>>56852702
it's one spell. shut the fuck up
>>56852961
HOLY FUCK JUST GOT IN AUSSIE BTFO
BASHED THE FUCK OUT
GET REKT
>>56852938
>There are professional female golfers ten years younger than me
Chipotle or subway?
vettori is so sexy, would suck him dry
>>56852993
Big bats and roids
>Aussies getting saved by the old man again
>>56852961
>lowest Aus score in Vettori's lifetime
>yfw Starc and Johnson tear through the Kiwi batting in under 10 overs and Australia win
>>56852961
There has been records in almost every single match the last few days
>That rapid activity decline ITT
>>56852980
>tfw saffa or india blow us the fuck out in the semis
I haven't seen Australia hemorrhage this badly since Phil Hughes brain exploded.
>>56853002
Fair cop mate
Don't take it too hard you fellas are still in the tournament, us getting off to this kind of start stinks of a choke in the semis
>>56853010
KFC
Out of those two, Chipotle
>>56853019
>Starc and Johnson
wat
>you'll never watch chris martin bat 11 again
>>56853024
>WORK
>#AUS's collapse from 80-1 to 106-9 is their worst 8 wkt collapse in ODIs. Their previous worst was 8-27: 95-1 to 122-9 v Pak at Dubai 2009
>>56853010
kiwifruit
Man there really is nothing like the smell of your freshly cut toenail clippings.
>>56852980
They had to go to work. No doubt they'll clock off early if Mitchell Johnson gets his eye in
>>56853028
jesus christ fuck off thats such a shit thing to say cunt
>>56853030
we dont even have chipotle m8
who /neet/ here
>>56853044
Speaking of which, do Australians call kiwifruit kiwifruit or kiwi like the stupid americants?
>>56853028
lel
>>56853010
I was slightly disappointed by Chipotle. It was good, but the way people go on about it I expected more. I'd go Subway.
>>56853024
>First thread, 96 IPs,
>Second thread, 127
>This one, 71
>Aussies
>Fairweather as fuck
Pick both.
>>56852560
ayyyyyyyyyyy
>>56853028
>tfw hughesy would probably be in this side
Is this what 5-0 felt like?
>>56853055
>SOFT FUCKING AUSCUNTS
>SOFT FUCKING AUSCUNTS
>SOFT FUCKING AUSCUNTS
>>56853072
My sides.
>>56853065
I know mate, had it in America.
Pepe's aint half bad here
>>56853067
rep
Jesus I don't think I've ever seen a NZer getting above 150
>>56853067
Here.
>tfw no work to go to
>>56853087
>Pepe's
>good
m8.
>>56853092
iktf ;_;
>>56853078
It's what 7-1 felt like
>>56853078
Kinda but imagine this feeling for a month
>>56853083
I'm a kiwi and that was a shit thing to say you limey faggot
>>56853083
kek
That was a New Zealander.
B A Z Z A
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>yfw New Zealand get bowled out for 90
>>56853087
>tfw never had chipotle
is it good?
>>56853076
>at 3 instead of Watson
Hopefully Haddin can hold on long enough to top score, none of those other schmucks deserve to be top scorer in this mob
lel that bounce
>>56852834
>Having worst bowlers than India
The mighty have fallen. Pakiland a shit
>>56853103
>World Cup semi final
>group stage match of the Cricket World Cup when both teams are guaranteed to go through
These things aren't the same
>>56853127
that was fucked
>>56853028
I shouldn't laugh at that, but damn it was funny.
>>56853108
>>56853110
Your fairweather is showing.
>hittin over 150km
ohyeah
physics
>>56853078
Its what 123 all out felt like.
Imagine this feeling persistently for over a year.
That is what it feels like to support England.
>>56853116
best of the big chains, which isn't saying much.
>>56853136
Yeah but soccer is shit, so that pegs 7-1 down a lot
Is cricket #2 sport in new zealand?
>>56853146
Meme angles
>>56853146
LGTSS
>Middle Earth
Hurry up and get them out you sheep shaggers
>>56853055
fuck off you soft cunt.
>>56853146
drop in pitch.gif
>>56853068
kiwifruit. Kiwis are the people.
>>56853116
Ehh it's pretty alright. Certainly wouldnt rave about it, but still pretty good in terms of chain food
>>56853146
Wow, missed this replay. Instantaneous webm man confirmed for GOAT
>>56853168
you fuck off cunt
Haddin is so based.
>>56853161
Yes, although it's a considerable distance behind rugby
based haddin
>>56853146
Sums up this entire match
Shit sport tbh
Just got home from work, I knew it was going to be a shitpostfest but by god this game is on another level
Cucktill is too fat
southee you expensive cunt
>>56853161
yeah, but it's way below our no 1 (rugby union), which is much much much more popular than this.
Rugby League is also the 2nd biggest and cricket below League, but it'd only be from the sheer number of people in poverty in Auckland.
Is coming in and saving a collapse a meme characteristic?
>>56853186
How?
NZ throwing it away tbh.
>TFW NO QT3.14 BOULT IN MY FANTASY TEAM
anybody else know this pain?
>>56853190
Still has a hot as fuck wife
Haddin playing well
for a collapse
god damnit
go back to your bad batting form haddin
>>56853206
meme ground, meme teams, meme performance, meme bounce
>>56853161
Would be that or league I'd say
>This Aus commentator delusion
fuckin lmao
>>56853205
On the contrary, consistently failing under pressure is.
>>56853068
chinese gooseberry
>captcha: reakT, as in Australia right now
>>56853237
fuck off tripfag
At least the Roosters are going to win this year
H A K A
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>>56853213
why live
>>56853252
'no'
>bond 6-23
god he was good
>>56853161
It's generally thought of as our second sport but I'd say rugby league is more popular and soccer has more players even though everyone thinks soccer is gay as fuck.
We don't really have a number 2 sport, by most peoples opinion we have rugby and faggot sports, cricket is seen as a boring sport for nerds who are too gay to play rugby where I'm from
>>56853208
>Haddin on a 30-run final wicket stand right now
>>56853260
>that
>hot
"no"
>30 runs since the last wicket
NZ pls.
>>56853264
not really, he was like Southee actually
Very good at home in inconsistent patches
>>56853260
>'that' is a 10 in New Cuckland
don't let this slip
>>56853252
That's not the Newcastle Knights
>>56853260
3/10 at best
>>56853216
Cummins is doing a good job of hanging around too.
>Bichel 64
Alight Cummins, that's your job m8
why are these drongos still in
>Failing to end it
It's frustrating to watch.
>>56853223
Good job, that makes no fucking sense.
>Haddin opening up like that
How is he not out
>tfw waiting for this wicket so I can go on with my day
>>56853303
dat aussie fighting spirit m8
>>56853237
you're australias worst tripshit
>>56853317
what are you doing later today m9?
30 over mark
On pace to make 280
>>56853303
battler spirit m8
HEART
>>56853121
>tfw Watson serves as a constant reminder of Hughes's death
It's a bad feel.
>>56853334
Going for a run, cleaning my room, getting all my uni work done
What will be your face when Australia defends this EMBARRASSING total and bowls Poo Peeland OUT?
this will be my face
>>56853332
You don't mean that.
>>56853317
>implying Johnshit won't tear shit up
Glorious Aussie fighting spirit
Cucktralia might make 180 if New Zealand let them. Like it matters - Baz could hit 200 right now if he wanted.
Aus will win
>>56853365
>>56853375
he won't
Southee is expensive today
Score lads?
Who hoping this gets over before /indiawinslol/ match?
So that I can use my remaining subs.
>144-9 now
Holy shit NZ, fuck off.
>best shot of the day
>cummins
So I take it Faulkner is still dead?
>>56853390
>Le Commentating excuses
Loving
Every
Laugh
Pride slightly restored
The result doesn't matter but fuck me if we got bowled out for less than England
BJ is fucking delusional
I just don't know why we haven't ended this already
Its perfectly possible for us to choke this if they get >150
>>56853406
If Aus reach 175+ they are back in it.
Remember that time when Australia didn't pick Nathan Lyon in this World Cup squad?
Also remember that time when Poo Peeland were getting slapped about and Southee looked like shit, and then based McCullum put Vettori on and the world changed FOREVER?
>>56853412
Buried and cremated bro
>mfw Aus score 250+
Lets get to 150 first
>>56853421
>australians
every time
>>56853419
>johnshit on non Australian/RSA grounds
>good
bounce babby
How much did Scotland get against NZ? Are we past them yet?
Need 100 more lads
as if these retards are still in
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>mfw we bat out the 50 overs
>>56853450
>mfw
>>56853406
like you can talk
>>56853469
barely past
>>56853433
Because you only have two bowlers. The rest struggle to get a number 11 and an old man out.
who /tannedlegs/ here?
new zealand will surely get this last wicket soon
let me see m8
from the back
>>56853482
who is this semen demon?
>>56853492
3 bowlers
who are all bowled out now
fuck you
SOUTHEE HAS 1 OVER LEFT BEFORE ITS MEDIUM PACE POO FROM BOTH ENDS
200
0
0
>>56853498
I have got mad farmer tan
>Pat Cummins on -1
This fantasy points system is a bit fucked.
>bowling out all their decent bowlers
In the bag guys, don't worry about it.
>>56853482
Except we're consistently bad. This is way more embarrassing for you being one of the 'favourites' in the tournament.
Someone post Tony Abbott to finish this
>>56853517
>milne
>medium pace
>>56853532
all an elaborate ruse by Boof
Based haddin needs to procreate with every Australian woman
>>56853517
>doubting anderson
right arm pies from the canteen end
>>56853557
Isn't his kid retarded or has cancer or something?
ew
>>56853574
all australians are retarded and have cancer anyway
How small is this ground?
GUPTILL
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>>56853573
Are you going to Manly James?
>>56853574
Couldn't handle his dad's banter
Quality stop
guptill webm pls
i want to cook some food...hurry up and out these cunts
39-0 lel nz
>implying aus are gonna get <270
>Poo Peeland throwing this away
Literally shit.
Anderson pls wicket
Just got home what the fuck is going on?
>>56853611
ah brilliant
thnx i missed it on the telly
>this partnership ruining everything
what's the record last wicket partnership in a WC
>>56853589
FUCK ME
>Baddin
BTFO
T
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OGRE
it's too late kiwis. 150 on the board. you are finished
for fuck sake
why?
>nz commentators depressed cause of that six
U deserve it u cunt
>150
choke confirmed
>Literally Australia's worst World Cup performance
AHAHAHAHAHA
>151
ANDERGOAT
FINALLY
>Baddin
ORGE
AUSTRALIAN CRICKET DECEASED
TIME OF DEATH 4:30 PM
home babbys confirmed
Finally!
About time.
>151
BASED MITCH TIME
THUR WE GO
Haddin MOTM
ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY
N
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Is there a chance this could be over by 3:10pm? I want to watch the mighty Saints play.
>still game on
HAHAHA FUCK OFF M8
>>56853681
it's 1:30 m*
>tfw NZ will still find a way to choke and lose this game
>tfw poo peelanders on suicide watch after tonight
>tfw eating lamb right now
BTFO
T
F
O
what a fucking joke straya
you are a fucking disgrace
i wanted to be on the edge of my seat at 9pm
not smug at 4
get fucked you stupid fucking cunts
>>56852588
go fuck yourself you fucking sheep fucking cuntface nigger
So lads, what are we predicting for Memecullum? Duck or Century?
Just gonna drink
You lads want tea or coffee?
johnson goat for double hat trick in first over
>>56853700
Dragons are playing today?
GET READY FOR A BROKEN FUCKIN ARM CUNTS
>It's still game on
Holy fuck this delusion is unbelievable.
>>56852961
H I S T O R Y
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Y
>151
Kek to end all keks
all ogre
memecullum tipping his fedora
BREAKIN RECORDS
>>56853706
>>56853681
it's 9 am m9
>yfw they take a 40 minute break in the middle of our innings
Guptill confirmed for losing his wicket for < 10
>Not putting the thread number in the title
Fucking scum.
>>56853713
>2015
>Not drinking milk
Enjoy your nogains britfag
>>56853711
six 6s off the first over and then out first ball next
>>56853734
it's 9:33 pm m8
>>56853713
coffee pls
2 milk 1 sugar
>>56853709
>mfw u get rekt
Finally australia's plan is working, get em in before new zealand can have a lunch break and not allow them time to reevaluate the match, they'll get bowled out in 10 overs becaus no plan
Damn australians are geniuses
>didn't get any sleep the night before last and felt like shit all day
>Arsenal shit the bed and lose 3-1 to Monaco
>Adelaide United shit the bed and lose 3-1 to Melbourne City
>mum might have to sell my childhood home
>Leonard Nimoy is kill
>Australia choke in the griget
Which deity did I piss off to make all this happen?
>>56853719
AFL
>>56853643
Rape
>>56853719
shit meme tbh
>>56853728
what was he thinking? GOAT cricket shot followed by waving his arms in front of him.
>>56853709
>yfw kiwi collapse
>>56853760
tell ya mum she can move in with me
>>56853745
>Implying anyone in Britainistan drinks disgusting black tea or coffee
That shits for povs.
>>56853711
this >>56853747
KANE? for a century
>>56853749
South american watching cricket
Now I've seen it all
>>56853713
yorkshire gold pls
sheepbros to win in 20 overs
clarke to be injured again fielding
>>56853754
i fucking hope they choke it and itll be a close game
i really do
Do you think Laura McGoldrick is a spin bowler lads?
McCullum
greatest captain in the game atm
>>56853760
>Not praying to Allah 5 times a day for 50 years straight
Absolutely Haram
>>56853771
>triggered
>>56853778
Benji is actually good again though
Is there a BIGGER meme cricket than MemeCullum?
seriously, will be hilarious when he embarrasses himself and triggers the Kiwi collapse
>>56853728
Literally Fedoraing in Australia's face
KEK, someone needs to crop that
Holy fuck Gillespie is grey now
What the fuck happened
How is Faulkner still injured. I've pulled my cock out before only takes 2 weeks.
>>56853813
i'd chuck a spinner down her pitch
>>56853760
>Leonard Nimoy is kill
Wait, what?
>>56853813
she can spin on my cock
>NZ have home advantage until the semis
worry.jpg
>yfw we win both of our major sports world cups in the same year
>>56853796
>Not drinking maple syrup and moose blood in a cup made from a dead seal
When will you britfags learn
owned at cricket
owned at prime ministers
owned at isis
butt doctor verdict: australiafrustrated
>>56853844
it's true.
>>56853842
>>56853846
Rude.
Thank You Based Glasses Man
>>56853825
Yeah actually a little bit keen to watch them this season. Widdop and Benji might be good, Mary is not a faggot like Price was, Dugan back at fullback.
Overall the least hyped I've been for an NRL season in a long time though.
Inb4 NZ 39 all out.
>>56853844
he ded
>I'm a spinner for the New Zealand cricket team
>>56853844
do you live in a rock?
LITERALLY WORSE THAN THE WINDIES
>>56853844
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-02-28/star-treks-mr-spock-leonard-nimoy-dies-at-83/6270602
Gillispie literally blathering
australia btfo
>>56853854
we know this feel
>"It's not over yet"
>"A few early wickets will cause nerves"
>"This is a fighting total"
>"It won't be an easy chase"
>"Australia must believe they can defent this"
>implying New Zealand will be able to field on the MCG without getting lost and accidently walking to Mordor
>>56853844
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!
honestly, bowling a dude must be the greatest cricket feelin
>>56853854
Australia are 10/1 to win the RWC and tbh I'm gonna put money on 'em and I think they have a decent chance at it tbh
>>56853867
>>56853879
>>56853889
>>56853890
Damn, this is the first I'd heard of it. Couldn't give a fuck about Star Wars any way.
>>56853915
haha nice meem
>Sir Geoff talking about that Lydia Ko slag
>>56853858
Our prime minister is a sociopath conniving jew and it's a fucking disgrace that he's the best our country could do.
you fucking take that back
Why are ants such meme insects?
That last partnership shows it's a good batting wicket, the aussies just shat the bed big time
ignorant american here. sorry guys!!!
but why haven't people settled on a better way to "bowl" by now?
I mean either spin is better or speed is better.
so why cant they figure it out?!?
>>56853917
I bowled off spin so barely happened for me.
> puff the magic drag-on.
> chappelly
>>56853933
then again at least hes not the tonester
>>56853934
Cockroaches are memier
>>56853933
You're sorry for being a man.
>>56853915
>mfw I cant even enjoy this because Leonard Nimoy died
FOUR
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>>56853941
Obviously throwing it is the best, the pesky bounce is what screws everything up
>johnshit
5 off 0
BTFO
FREE HIT
>>56853941
>Short
>Mid
>yorker
>full
>bounce location
>in accordance with batting stance
excuse me
>tfw having some Ainsley-branded Szechuan hot&sour soup right now
oooh boy, cricket-related shit could possibly go down
Ahahahaha get fucked
>11 runs after 0 balls
this is a fucking joke at this point
>There will be Aus fans staying with the match actually thinking they will come back
>No Aus flags in this thread once their bowlers get smashed by McWhallop
>no ball four
lol
>Getting memed by Guptill
>GUPTILL
HAHAHAHAHA
Why is Warne so goat at commentating
>Mitchell Chokeson >Mitchell Chokeson >Mitchell Chokeson >Mitchell Chokeson >Mitchell Chokeson >Mitchell Chokeson >Mitchell Chokeson >Mitchell Chokeson >Mitchell Chokeson >Mitchell Chokeson >Mitchell Chokeson >Mitchell Chokeson >Mitchell Chokeson >Mitchell Chokeson >Mitchell Chokeson >Mitchell Chokeson >Mitchell Chokeson >Mitchell Chokeson
AHAHAHAHA BITCHWIDE JOHNSHIT BTFO.
oh ok
Now that is BTFO
And it's already over.
>66 runs per over
WALLOP
WELP
I'm off to work
11 from one ball
top kek.
And the Aussies thought they had a good first over
>>56853968
It's a shame you are incapable of reading comprehension.
11 off 1 ball
>ausfailan bowling
>>56854001
>THAT WAS LIKE A HOME RUN XDXD
PANDERING
>11 off ONE BALL
>one ball
>11 runs
>economy of 66
>johnson
11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball 11 runs in 1 ball
>11 off 1
>New Zealand rekking Australia
I swear 10 years ago you tell me this I would've punched you in the face
Fucking next thing Afghanistan will beat us
11 from 1 ball.
It's all over. Have the team executed. Give New Zealand the world cup.
HE BOWLS TO THE LEFT
>11 (eleven) runs
>1 (one) ball bowled
LOL
>>56853996
werent' you just shitposting before because there weren't enough australians posting so it looked like everyone left?
11 OFF THE FIRST BALL
LGTSS
>HE BOWLS TO THE LEFT
>11 OFF ONE BALL >JOHNSHIT >11 OFF ONE BALL >JOHNSHIT >11 OFF ONE BALL >JOHNSHIT >11 OFF ONE BALL >JOHNSHIT >11 OFF ONE BALL >JOHNSHIT >11 OFF ONE BALL >JOHNSHIT >11 OFF ONE BALL >JOHNSHIT >11 OFF ONE BALL >JOHNSHIT >11 OFF ONE BALL >JOHNSHIT >11 OFF ONE BALL >JOHNSHIT >11 OFF ONE BALL >JOHNSHIT >11 OFF ONE BALL >JOHNSHIT >11 OFF ONE BALL >JOHNSHIT
Well, time to kill ourselves m8s
I literally can't stop laughing
>>56853990
excellent start
WALLOP
>>56854034
It's happened before over there, they have always been strong at home
>le home rune maymay
So it begins
why is he bowling over the wicket
>economy of 66
Maxwell looks like Ricky Ponting in the right angles
11 off 1 is the official meme from this match
This should be over in about 20 mins.
THAT MITCHELL JOHNSON
HIS BOWLING IS SHITE
All I can do is laugh
>>56854035
That would actually be good for cricket.
I don't mind gtn beaten by the afghans if the game grows there.
So when does India and UAE start?
Everyone knows that's the REAL match today anyway...
>>56854077
>11-1
>batting first>batting first>batting first>batting first>batting first>batting first>batting first>batting first
>>56854089
>11(1)
lel 0 off 5 shit nz
>>56853933
do you want to swap prime ministers m9
>Just put $5 on Ausfailia
I want to believe
Wait how the fuck do they get 11 off one ball? I don't know much about cricket.
>>56854086
3 hours, plenty of time to watch NZ embarass you.
That would have been a maiden over if he didn't score 11 off the first ball
>>56854092
>saved from katy perrys twitter.jpg
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>WOW! 11 for 0 after 0.1 overs, You are not reading that score wrong, 4 off No Ball, Free Hit for 6!
>based angels playing
only good thing to happen at this match
/dailyreminder/ Australia start a defence of 150 with 11(1)
>>56854105
>canada
>continually losing money pesos
>>56854035
I thought they played England next
>>56854106
>no ball 4
>6 off free hit
>66 runs per over
>mitchells: 3
>runs between them: 1
>runs conceded after 1 ball: 11
AUSTRALIAN NAMES BTFO
>good economy of 5
pfffftttt
>AUSWIDES
>AUSNOBALLS
>>56854106
if you hit it out of the stadium you get 5 extra
>>56854035
Australia don't have a game for another 3 weeks
>>56853847
We will only meet them in the semis. No worries.
NZ vs Ind
Aus vs Saf
Don't worry guys, according to these Aussie commentators 150 is totally a decent score.
Is there a more meme thing than anything Australian?
>>56854126
Yeah windies failed me last night. Today I'm going for Australia and UAE.
>Mis hit for 6
MemeCullen lovin' playing on a rugby pitch.
just end the pain pls
REKT
this will be done in 9 overs
WALLOP
A
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P
HERE WE GO AGAIN
MEME TIME FOLKS
M C M A N L E T
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>>56854150
That wasn't a mis hit
ayy lmao, Warne jizzing over bowling speeds while Aus is kill
>>56854130
weren't you the guy whose "expert" analysis of predicted a near white-wash to england in the last ashes lmao?
you're so bad at analysis that pure chance is better than you.
ANGRY FAGGOTS CALLED MITCHELL GETTING BTFO
>that guy who said McCullum would go for a duck
>THE CITY OF YOU
>starc
>42 economy
Nearly as much as your pal Johnny
Based McCullum
>first over 11 from 1
>2nd over 7 from 1
At least it's a qucik death
>no six on second ball for mccullum
BTFO
Meme'd
Our next game can't start quick enough
>>56854114
>11
>1
Austra1ia
Do one of these but in a non-shit way
remember the first 2 overs in australia's innings
is warne the worst commentator ever?
>>56854211
at this rate the game will be almost done in two overs
>>56854207
Seen pepe on Twitter / Tumblr a lot in the past few weeks. Disgusting tbh.
MEMES EVERYWHERE
>>56854171
>weak click sound
>Only travelled 60 metres
>Mccallum throwing everything into it.
They are playing on the smallest ground in International cricket. The straight boundary is less than 60 metres. If McCullum gets onto one it'll leave the stadium.
>>56854231
OH NOES NOT OUR MAY MAYS
Is there anything more delicious than Aussie butthurt?
Starc BTFO
>>56854207
Katy Perry confirmed for browsing le chans
>>56854225
You now remember
>Lose to Win
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHZGWUS XWUGGD XEUD CQEUH E
>>56854209
11-0 (0.1)
>Austra11a
where's the new topic at
>>56853847
we have home advantage in the semis
just not the final
>>56854250
American butthurt is close.
CAN YOU FEEL IT
>yfw we win by 10 wickets
>>56854231
>muh sekret klub
>>56854250
winning the Ashes 5-0
>Needing 127 runs from 48 balls
Just tuned in, how fucked are we?
>>56854250
At this point mate I am bending over and taking it willingly.
>that aussie yesterday saying this team was as good as their golden generation
>>56854267
Pity america can't play any sports that other countries play, out of fear of losing
AUSFAILIA GETTING BTFO.
>>56854202
keep it up, based english man
>>56854253
>>56854266
That's what I meant.
EVERYBODY WATCH OUT GUYS MITCH JOHNSON IS BOWLING AND HES SUPER INTIMIDATING
>>56854250
most posts are conceding loss and taking it out on the australian team
the english team themselves had mental breakdowns and just made meme posts about how australian players are mean
McCullum is absolutely ridiculous
>>56854285
doable tbh
>>56854289
le golden generation were BTFO in World Cups many times, if they don't win it all then you can call him out
>not remembering them losing their first two games in 1999
haha that guy in the crowd
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
>that stupid fucking tui promo making everyone wear orange instead of trying to do a blackout type thing with the crowd
>just make the fucking shirts black with a target on them
>you're making us look dutch you fags
So what's up with these people wearing Orange in the crowd?
Someone explain.
>Aus will have 3 points in 3 games
>Hobits, Meme Lanka, England and Team Rambo go through
>>56854285
the way McCullum is batting you should do it with 5-10 balls to spare
>>56854327
>implying the 99 semifinal wasn't the catalyst that made them the team they were
>>56854250
Pakistani butthurt irl
>>56854350
If you take a 1 handed catch in the crowd wearing one of those shirts you get a share of a million bucks
New Zealand are out of the cup.
Bazinga now has a broken fucking arm
BREAK YA FUCKIN ARM CUNT
>>56853996
>It's OK we don't care about Cricket anyway
>>56854207
fuck