Aus 3/83
Over 13.4
First for Steve Waugh
1st fro watson out
first for you're mum
God save our memes
Reminder that newfriends should take the /cric/ poll
http://strawpoll.me/3690974/
6th for mitch
Nobody thought this would be easy but fuck me Watson needs to go for Faulkner
He is the number 3 and all he fucking does is put the team under the pressure by playing slow and then gets out like that
Is Warner a meme batsman?
Will Smith get a double century on this meme ground?
Does literally every young lad play cricket or rugby in NZ.Are you really encouraged in school
i don't get how your so good
Will Australia reach 150?
>>56851104
Hey ice hockey bro. Unfortunately I have to go to work after this innings. Sorry bruh
>>56851178
He's an actor m8.
Australia to be all out for 122 confirmed
>>56851180
Not really its pretty small, lots of backyard tho
>>56851164
ah, too far
wrong island sorry m8
>HEYAYAYAYAYAYA
HOLY SHIT
STRAYA CANT HANDLE THE BANTZ
>you now remember jacob oram
>>56851173
I would honestly rather he get a golden duck every time
pls i cant handle this new Zealand meme banter
Is Peru a meme proxy?
>>56851138
south central aux
>tfw no ticket
>they're playing HEYEAEYEAYAYAYAYAA in the stadium
I SAID HEY
WHATS GOING ON
why dont you fuckin indian faggots go suck my cock
secret bread
>>56849836
>Hey hey hey hey hey
Mfw
>the noise is deafening
errm no its not really.
>DAT EDGE
>yfw McCullum is captaining the shit out of this game
>>56851219
>leave being le glasses mans dad to me
>>56851203
>>56851240
>meme music
Dr watson? I'm southee
anyone have the watch FIFA stream link?
>>56851245
That's not very culturally sensitive of you
I still can't believe that "Running" song existed.
>3 runs an over for Vettori
honestly solid
Australia is disappointing me.
RUNNAAAAAANN
RUNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN
evermore is shit
same
DON'T WORRY LADS, CAPTAIN COURAGEOUS IS BACK
>>56851295
>New Cuckland playing Australian artists
>>56851245
stop posting muhammad
it's prayer time
>>56851289
fuck you fat faggot amerifcunt
They should play some based Flight of the Conchords.
>tfw already drinking too much
>gonna fall asleep before the game is over
sheet
STARC
Australia is toast
Who's hosting the next World cup? USA?
Time for Clarkey and Smoth to suck the fun out of this game for the little Kiwis
>NZ win 69% of games when Southee takes 2 wickets or more
>>56851343
Or le ride the valkyires
>>56851359
It's coming home
Can we just have Vettori bowl 25 overs
>>56851341
>Brendon McCullum will be batting on this wicket tonight
>>56851359
Kuwait
>>56851372
What percentage of NZ's matches are against shit teams?
>>56851372
>mfw Australia win more than 69% of their games outright
>>56851372
nz never wins when chasing 280 or more
>tfw aryan
l
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>>56851394
fuck off tripshit
If NZ take these two wickets, they can put some serious pressure on the Aussies.
>>56851428
No, you fuck off.
>>56851388
>Starc and >le bowls to le left le bowls to le right man will be bowling
british ads are fucked
>>56851432
curry has spoken
Whatever happened to Zerogoose?
I cucked my Australian girlfriend to support NZ
how does this make you feel.
go away southee
>>56851420
>2015
>not being brown
>>56851405
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/series/251039.html
>>56851437
typical attention seeking casual fuck
>>56851441
He became normie and got a job and a gf.
:^)
>>56851447
good job bro
>>56851447
>women
>cricket
lel you're fucking a tranny
>>56851437
kill yourself.
tbh i never even knew there were curries on 4chan until i started posting in /cric/ 2 weeks ago and ive been here since 2006
What happens more often, overs reached first or wickets reached first
>>56851441
Died of a prolapsed colon
>>56851460
You're so mean.
Pakistani ads are fucking insufferable
>>56851447
Is she hot?
>>56851441
he left and now there's fuckheads like this >>56851437
>>56851481
overs tbh
>>56851481
Depends if you're a shit team or not
>>56851478
same for me except replace 2 weeks with whenever they toured here last.
>au/sp/ trip faggotry
>>56851492
>australian female
>is she hot?
>>56851447
Post feet
>There are poorfags posting ITT that aren't watching on a 50' screen on Sky(tm) Sport 1
>>56851494
Is Convict still around?
MAMA MIA!
DAN DAN THE GLASSES MAN
>short boundaries
>4 wickets in 16 overs
HOW
>SMOTH
VETTORI WRECKING AUSSIE HOPES AND DREAMS
GLASSES NAN STRIKES AGAIN
BASED GLASSES MAN BASED GLASSES MAN BASED GLASSES MAN BASED GLASSES MAN BASED GLASSES MAN BASED GLASSES MAN BASED GLASSES MAN BASED GLASSES MAN BASED GLASSES MAN BASED GLASSES MAN BASED GLASSES MAN BASED GLASSES MAN BASED GLASSES MAN BASED GLASSES MAN BASED GLASSES MAN BASED GLASSES MAN BASED GLASSES MAN BASED GLASSES MAN BASED GLASSES MAN BASED GLASSES MAN BASED GLASSES MAN BASED GLASSES MAN BASED GLASSES MAN BASED GLASSES MAN BASED GLASSES MAN BASED GLASSES MAN BASED GLASSES MAN BASED GLASSES MAN BASED GLASSES MAN BASED GLASSES MAN BASED GLASSES MAN BASED GLASSES MAN BASED GLASSES MAN BASED GLASSES MAN
NEW ZEALAND'S BRAVE DANIEL VETTORI NEW ZEALAND'S BRAVE DANIEL VETTORI NEW ZEALAND'S BRAVE DANIEL VETTORI NEW ZEALAND'S BRAVE DANIEL VETTORI NEW ZEALAND'S BRAVE DANIEL VETTORI NEW ZEALAND'S BRAVE DANIEL VETTORI NEW ZEALAND'S BRAVE DANIEL VETTORI NEW ZEALAND'S BRAVE DANIEL VETTORI NEW ZEALAND'S BRAVE DANIEL VETTORI NEW ZEALAND'S BRAVE DANIEL VETTORI NEW ZEALAND'S BRAVE DANIEL VETTORI NEW ZEALAND'S BRAVE DANIEL VETTORI
WHAT THE FUCK STOVE
>>56851492
yes. gotta go lie back down in bed with her cos of wicket bye :^)
>THIS IS THE GOAT YOU GUYS WERE TALKING ABOUT
ahHAHAHA
BASED LE GLASSES SPINNER
W O R K
O
R
K
GLASSES MAN!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AUSSIE FAGGOTS
THE GLASSES MAN
AHAHAHAHA
ABSOLUTE GOAT
Should have brought Milne in straight away for this new partnership imo
what is australia doing?
VETTORI GOAT
G
O
N
E
ONLY LOVE CAN HURT LIKE THIS
aww yiis bigshow time
>mfw straya getting btfo
>>56851491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGsOgjAQuY8
STRAYA GTN REKT
Le Glasses Man does it again
F O U R E Y E S
O
U
R
E
Y
E
S
lol maxwell
fuck me
>STEPHEN SHIT
What all you cunts drinking? VB here
Glasses man strikes again
BASED GLASSES MAN
>promised my kiwi bf he could fuck my ass if they won
>>56851520
they're better than our women tbh
rather fuck a sheep than ours tbh.
>Memeswell
LEL
>Australia playing away from home
>Getting BTFO big time by a tiny island
>Watson getting out to one of the worst balls of the WC
>Australia are nearly as 'good' as we are
2-16
GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT
HOLY FUCKING COLLAPSE
CAN YOU FEEL IT, AUSTRALIA
CAN YOU FEEL IT
Old man Vettori shows how it was done in his day
>tfw Australia still win
AUSSIES WORK
W
o
R
K
L A D S
AUSFAILIA
U
S
F
A
I
L
>Biglel
OLD MAN VETTORI MAKING HISTROY
>this collapse
Fucking hell.
to be honest i'm not even mad. vettori is a fucking top guy and seeing him tear it up in this atmosphere is cool
>>56851579
Didn't even turn
>Smoth
it's oba
MEMESWELL
HYPE
>>56851579
you're fucking based, mate
>>56851592
I can feel your mum collapsing onto my cock.
D-don't worry guys.
W-we bat deep, r-right?
Since when are aussies so shit. This is fucking disgusting.
It's like they chasing.
none of this matters until the 30th over
>NZ only come out when they're ahead
You cunts weren't here when Southee was bowling turds earlier
>>56851519
#conny4lyf
And here I thought Vettori was over.
All out for 122
or will it be all out for 124?
that is the question.
FUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
From 80 for 1 to 96 for 4
C
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L
A
P
S
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>2 for 17 (seventeen) runs in 6 overs
Oh no
>AUSTRALIA
>MEMESWELL
LOOK AT ALL YOU FAIRWEATHER FAGGOTS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COLLAPSE
O
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L
A
P
S
E
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
ahahahaahhahah fuck yeah
TIME FOR WORK
>MEMESWELL
ebin memeswell bro
Jeepers
>THE NO SHOW
MEMESWELL
>COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE >COLLAPSE
Fucking embarrassing.
I AM A WIZARD
SAID SMITH WAS DUE A SMALL SCORE
SAID MAXWELL WAS A GUNG HO SUICIDE MACHINE!
HUEHUEHUE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
>GOAT >GOAT >GOAT >GOAT >GOAT >GOAT >GOAT >GOAT >GOAT >GOAT >GOAT >GOAT >GOAT >GOAT >GOAT >GOAT >GOAT >GOAT >GOAT >GOAT >GOAT >GOAT >GOAT >GOAT >GOAT >GOAT >GOAT >GOAT >GOAT >GOAT >GOAT >GOAT >GOAT >GOAT >GOAT >GOAT >GOAT >GOAT >GOAT >GOAT >GOAT >GOAT >GOAT >GOAT
THATS A THUNDERBOULT
>THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL >THE BIG MEME >MEMESWELL >MAXLEL
shit ball, shit shot, shit wicket
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
T
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Game ogre lads
>MEMESBADLY
oh my fucking god
WORK
O
R
K
I'M COMING!
>>56851645
yes we were
we just copy big brother australia and shitpost more when we are winning
ps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWsJcg-g1pg
>>56851698
TITS OUT FOR THE LADS
fuck this top order
MEMESWELL
BIG MEME
MAXLEL
EVERYONE STAND AROUND AND POINT AT THE RETARD
WHAT THE FUCK
Wtf
HOLY SHIT
>MEMESWELL>MEMESWELL>MEMESWELL>MEMESWELL>MEMESWELL>MEMESWELL>MEMESWELL>MEMESWELL>MEMESWELL>MEMESWELL>MEMESWELL>MEMESWELL>MEMESWELL>MEMESWELL>MEMESWELL>MEMESWELL>MEMESWELL>MEMESWELL>MEMESWELL>MEMESWELL>MEMESWELL>MEMESWELL>MEMESWELL>MEMESWELL>MEMESWELL>MEMESWELL>MEMESWELL>MEMESWELL>MEMESWELL>MEMESWELL>MEMESWELL>MEMESWELL>MEMESWELL
Meaningless pool game played at a primary school quality ground in NZ
memespoorlyverypoorly
He didn't meme so good
>tfw we dropped bailey from this team
Chopped on
>memeswell
>smeth
>lbwatson
>failnch
>wanker
>Marsh
literally who
>GOING FULL ENGLAND >GOING FULL ENGLAND >GOING FULL ENGLAND >GOING FULL ENGLAND >GOING FULL ENGLAND >GOING FULL ENGLAND >GOING FULL ENGLAND >GOING FULL ENGLAND >GOING FULL ENGLAND >GOING FULL ENGLAND >GOING FULL ENGLAND >GOING FULL ENGLAND >GOING FULL ENGLAND >GOING FULL ENGLAND >GOING FULL ENGLAND >GOING FULL ENGLAND >GOING FULL ENGLAND >GOING FULL ENGLAND >GOING FULL ENGLAND >GOING FULL ENGLAND
BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE
>The Big Shit
>>56851735
just remember whatever happens you have to play the final in australia
All on your broken ass back Clarkey
gentlemen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWsJcg-g1pg
>>56851685
max kek
This match
lelstraya
>NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0 >NZ VS ENGLAND V2.0
B-but Australia bats all the way to 10, right guys?
THE TIME OF MEMEING IS OVER
THE AGE OF THE COLLAPSE HAS COME
>aUSTRALIA
LOL
LOL
LOL
O
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WORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORKWORK
what
JUST FUCKING KILL ME
One dot to rule them all
At least Maxwell gets his "Bad luck, mate." 20XP right?
remember 500? kek
>clarkes back explodes
>marsh, haddin, Johnson and starc slog their wickets away like morons
>aus 150ao
BOOK IT
K I W I
I
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B T F O
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>6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN >6 DOWN
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
I'M IN CHARGE HERE
Inb4 Johnson makes 100 off 50 and takes 5 for 20
>BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD
HAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK
>mfw Australia score less than England did before getting BTFO by McWhallop in 5 overs
IT'S ALL OGRE NOW IT'S ALL OGRE NOW IT'S ALL OGRE NOW IT'S ALL OGRE NOW IT'S ALL OGRE NOW IT'S ALL OGRE NOW IT'S ALL OGRE NOW IT'S ALL OGRE NOW IT'S ALL OGRE NOW IT'S ALL OGRE NOW IT'S ALL OGRE NOW IT'S ALL OGRE NOW IT'S ALL OGRE NOW IT'S ALL OGRE NOW IT'S ALL OGRE NOW IT'S ALL OGRE NOW IT'S ALL OGRE NOW IT'S ALL OGRE NOW IT'S ALL OGRE NOW IT'S ALL OGRE NOW IT'S ALL OGRE NOW IT'S ALL OGRE NOW IT'S ALL OGRE NOW
>WORST MARSH >WORST MARSH >WORST MARSH >WORST MARSH >WORST MARSH >WORST MARSH >WORST MARSH >WORST MARSH >WORST MARSH >WORST MARSH >WORST MARSH >WORST MARSH >WORST MARSH >WORST MARSH >WORST MARSH >WORST MARSH >WORST MARSH >WORST MARSH >WORST MARSH >WORST MARSH >WORST MARSH >WORST MARSH >WORST MARSH >WORST MARSH >WORST MARSH >WORST MARSH >WORST MARSH >WORST MARSH >WORST MARSH >WORST MARSH >WORST MARSH >WORST MARSH >WORST MARSH >WORST MARSH >WORST MARSH >WORST MARSH >WORST MARSH >WORST MARSH >WORST MARSH >WORST MARSH >WORST MARSH >WORST MARSH >WORST MARSH
>AUSFAILIA
>L I T E R A L L Y WORSE THAN ENGLAND
what the fuck kind of shot is that. Tell your story walking cunt
Warner
Finch
Smith
Clarke
Bailey
Maxwell
Faulkner
Marsh
Johnson
Starc
Cummins
The positive to come out of this is that we now know who to drop and we don't have to play in NZ again this World Cup
HAHAHAHAHA
HOLY SHIT
Ahhhhhaahahahahaha
Holy fucking shit, this is going to be worse than England.
HOLY FUUUUUUCK
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
>The nation of Ausfalia
>can we defend 150?
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHA HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
IT CANT GET BETTER
IT ACTUALLY CANT
EVERY
FUCKING
BOWL
IS
A
WICKET
RIP AUSTRALIAN CRICKET, NEW ASHES
AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA AUSFAILIA
MY FUCKING SIDES
GET FUCKED AUSCUNTS
MY FUCKING SIDES
GET FUCKED AUSCUNTS
MY FUCKING SIDES
GET FUCKED AUSCUNTS
MY FUCKING SIDES
GET FUCKED AUSCUNTS
MY FUCKING SIDES
GET FUCKED AUSCUNTS
I'm dying lol
>>MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW >MFW MFW
The only thing to have been blown out more than Australia here is my dick by your mum
JESUS FUCKING CHRSIT I WAS HOPING FOR A GOOD FUCKING GAME
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED STRAYA
WHAT THE FUCK.
FUCK YOU I WANTED TO BE ON THE EDGE OFM Y SEAT AT 9PM TONIGHT BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU JUST HAD TO FUCK IT ALL UP JUST LIKE ENGLEL
NAH GET FUCKED CUNTS
THESE LAST FEW OVERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWsJcg-g1pg
>tfw not just league and union anymore
NEXT COMES SOCCER
122
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
LOVING EVERY LAUGH
Can Faulkner engage overmeme to get us out of this one?
Are you England in disguise?
i haven't watched cric in since 2007 since when did aussies lose to kiwis
oh wow ha ha ha
>Home ground babby
Too bad final is in Straya :^)
>Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch >Blaming the pitch
AND THEY'RE A CRICKETING NATION
WHAT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ON A BABBY GROUND
RIP AUSTRALIA
3 wickets for 2 runs
get fucked auscunts
>mfw
This game is going to be over before dinner.
Litterely everyone baggin out Aus because we are so good.
>They h8 us coz they aint us
MATCH FIXING
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>>56851840
>no wicket keeper
>>56851840
Who's keeping?
"Another One Bites The Dust"
Oh! Let's go!
Steve walks warily down the street
With the brim pulled way down low.
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet,
Machine guns ready to go.
Are you ready, hey, are you ready for this?
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you, too
Another one bites the dust
How do you think I'm going to get along
Without you when you're gone?
You took me for everything that I had
And kicked me out on my own
Are you happy, are you satisfied?
How long can you stand the heat?
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat
[Chorus]
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
There are plenty of ways that you can hurt a man
And bring him to the ground
You can beat him, you can cheat him
You can treat him bad and leave him when he's down
But I'm ready, yes, I'm ready for you
I'm standing on my own two feet
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
Repeating to the sound of the beat
[Chorus]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWsJcg-g1pg
>wat we do ere right ya cunt m8, is we play wif da ball wif the inside edge to score arr runz
Niggas need to dig in and play like test now, plenty of time
>Mfw Australia is doing what England did, letting me watch the Rugby and Cricket
thx guys :^)
>>56851913
>>56851915
One of them can do it surely
MAH HEART
THIS MATCH
>ENGLAND'S VISAGE RIGHT NOW
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I WENT TO MAKE SOME TOAST AND I MISSED 3 WICKETS? FUGGGGGGGG.
My dick is so fucking hard
sledge now, m8
Oh! Let's go!
>>56851926
>Australia
>Play like a test
Oh shit, we really are screwed
I forgot Clarke was still in
>strayain charge of being good at cricket
Can we all agree that batting first in NZ is fucking retarded?
I don't know what they are doing but it is strange, there is no way this happens in Australia
>>56851910
no, it's because you are playing shit cricket.
>>56851933
>dropping Haddin when he's literally about to salvage this innings with Clarke, YET AGAIN
Why does NSW CONSTANTLY have to carry this shit team on OUR backs?
lol and to think that I thought nz would have to chase 300+ .
wtf i go out to get some food and these niggas lost 5 wickets for like 17 runs
wtf is this shit
>implying clarke wont score 200
>>56851942
Are you ready, hey, are you ready for this?
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
>>56851858
clogged arteries?
>>56851926
>Australia
>Discipline
I have some bad news for you m80
>>56851972
>batting first like englel
what did I say
This is literally Shane Watson's fault
>le glasses man bowling again
Hope you cunts like getting out by lbw
>>56851915
Phil Hughes
>Australia still have a lot of batting to come
not really, they have two ridiculously aggressive left handers to come, not ideal when theres over 30 overs left, youre 6 down and your captain has no back
Bangladesh are probably rueing that no result right now
NZ to win the world cup.
its absolutely certain now, they are GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWsJcg-g1pg
"Another One Bites The Dust"
Oh! Let's go!
Steve walks warily down the street
With the brim pulled way down low.
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet,
Machine guns ready to go.
Are you ready, hey, are you ready for this?
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you, too
Another one bites the dust
How do you think I'm going to get along
Without you when you're gone?
You took me for everything that I had
And kicked me out on my own
Are you happy, are you satisfied?
How long can you stand the heat?
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat
[Chorus]
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
There are plenty of ways that you can hurt a man
And bring him to the ground
You can beat him, you can cheat him
You can treat him bad and leave him when he's down
But I'm ready, yes, I'm ready for you
I'm standing on my own two feet
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
Repeating to the sound of the beat
[Chorus]
>Over without a wicket
FUCKING SHIT PANIC
Where's all the Aussie shit talking now?
>>56852008
if they can get to 250 it is a game
>>56851991
Clarke is probably our most disciplined player m8
Scored a tonne without moving his feet
>Everybody forgetting how many times Haddin has dug us out of situations like this
Together with GOAT Clarke, we're in good hands. Looking at 300 I reckon.
>>56851980
americans experience this routinely
>leave game for food
>team winning
>come back after food
>game is over and team has lost
thats sports tho right
Claddin look like they're getting in.
They should bat out the innings.
>>56851978
They will, it will be like Miller-Duminy against Zimbabwe
>>56852014
Oh! Let's go!
Gary haters walk down the street
With the fedora pulled way down low.
Ain't no sound but the sound of his neet,
autistic opinions ready to go.
Are you ready, hey, are you ready for this?
Are you betting on Scott Pendlebury?
Out of the umpires the three votes rip
To the sound of Gary
Another three votes for GAJ
Another three votes for GAJ
And another three votes, and another three votes
Another three votes for GAJ
Hey, I'm gonna win my third
Another three votes for GAJ
How do you think he's going to get a one
or even two, when there's three?
implying Swallow will get the votes
when he kicked it out on the full
Are you happy, are you satisfied?
can you believe this feat?
Out of the umpires the three votes rip
To the sound of Gary
>>56852021
It's easy being an Aussie cricket fan, you just greentext and shittalk the players when they go shit because they're all unlikeable fuckwits.
Well I'm off to work.
>>56852021
They're taking it out on us Ameribros now
kek poo peeland don't realise based clarkey and bad hands will get a 200 run partnership
Baddin trying to use the force or something
>>56852021
bide our time, this is a no effect pool match after we haven't played for 2 weeks
Cricket is about match practice more than anything, we will get better the more games we play
>>56852029
>McWhallop
>GOATilliamson
>Boss Taylor
You need 300+ m8
>no faulkner
haddin - johnson is the goat partnership
>>56852021
they pulled a hughes and decided to head off
how the fuck is that nerd vettori still playing cricket
>>56852055
Top jej.
>>56852021
>1/80 to 6/97
>>56852034
>dat denial
>tfw no qt ryno in to bat to score a cheeky 50
>>56852055
if he would have hit the sticks would that be a wicket
>>56852021
Captain Courageous still out there. And the man for the crisis himself, Brad Haddin.
It's not Ogre yet
Oh! Let's go!
Gary haters walk down the street
With the fedora pulled way down low.
Ain't no sound but the sound of his neet,
autistic opinions ready to go.
Are you ready, hey, are you ready for this?
Are you betting on Scott Pendlebury?
Out of the umpires the three votes rip
To the sound of Gary
Another three votes for GAJ
Another three votes for GAJ
And another three votes, and another three votes
Another three votes for GAJ
Hey, I'm gonna win my third
Another three votes for GAJ
How do you think he's going to get a one
or even two, when there's three?
implying Swallow will get the votes
when he kicked it out on the full
Are you happy, are you satisfied?
can you believe this feat?
Out of the umpires the three votes rip
To the sound of Gary
lel nz really are new to cricket, theres only 3 games that matter in a world cup
hint. this isnt one of them
1/80 to 6/97 ausfailia
>>56852021
getting my Kiwi proxy ready la'
le schedule Australia to have 1 game (and 1 in a hurricane zone) while NZ have 4 and make them play over there on a rugby oval face
>>56852074
>mfw the score was 80-1 when I went to make some toast
>mfw when I came back and it was 97-6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ybs0BHviIOk
it's 1992 all over again, inb4 epic knockout stages choke
>>56852065
lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWsJcg-g1pg
>>56852087
>This damage control already
>>56852078
No, they could appeal but it would cause a big controversy/be thought of unsporting so nobody ever does in that situation and gives the batsman benefit
FUCK
who /btfo/ here
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>tfw no qt3.14 Boult in my fantasy team
>AUSTRALIAN CRICKET
HAHAHAHA
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND
Ohh shiiiiiii
IT'S FUCKING OVER
Hahahhahahahaha
>Coming apart at the seams
>still talkin shit
Lol ausfalia
fuuuuuuckkk
#REKT
BA HA HA AHA HA HAHA AH AH A
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWsJcg-g1pg
122
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2
WHO /122/ HERE?
>BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT >BOULT GOAT
BTFO
THIS IS LIKE THE EMU WAR ALL OVER AGAIN
all down to haddin and Johnson XD
>123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123
>all these soft ass wickets
MATCH FIXING
a-a-atleast theres alcohol to drown out this pain
austrailia what you doin?
i'm literally going to kill myself now
bye guys
ahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahha
the fail continues
CLORKE
Who /strife/ here?
Who /suicide/ here?
My dick is diamonds
its over
australia are finished
>c-clarke's gonna get 200
>>56852054
>BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO >BTFO
KIWIS GONNA KI
wut
wtf is going on you kangaroo fuckers
>>56852120
I don't know that feel m8
Should have stuck with Bailey
>ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL
>ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL
>ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL
Haddin needs to go full Ashes mode and more
Who /matchfixing/ here?
>We are legit better batsmen than the city of Australia
I can't watch this
But I will return when NZ ultimately chokes in this tournament
Just know that I will be here, shitposting in the shadows, waiting for the fall.
hahahaha holy shit
I literally got home from work about half an hour ago
fuck fuck fuck
why
reminder that we dropped george bailey ahead of everyone else in that middle order
FUCKING BOULT
122
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2
>20 overs
MY SIDES.
Who /fingerslikesausages/ here?
Whats with this shit coverage?
We spend four minutes on repeats and miss all the balls leading up to literlally the most important wicket of the game
Oh. its ogre btw
>tfw have to wait a week to watch NZ black a half day of cricket
EVERY FUCKIN TIME
I-i-its the pitch, r-right guise? ;-;
What a stupid fucking shot!
I fucking told you Australian cricket was dying today
>>56852098
you love that image dont ya mate
can the all blacks successfully chase ~120 runs
We bat 11 deep cunts, 300 still on the cards.
MJ and Haddin hundreds incoming
guy's i'm putting a sneaky 100 on Australia right now, they're gonna destroy the New Zealand 'attack' and win this.
I just can't wait for Starc's century
Cmon Aussies, you only need 20 more runs...
Im literally laughing at home
THANK YOU BASED GLASSES MAN.
>go to britomart at 70/1 to check it out
>get there, two wickets fallen
>walk back
>get here, four fucking more fallen
OH MY HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED
POO POO? PEE PEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWsJcg-g1pg
lads
Brace yourselves for Kiwi shitposting
>>56852215
join the club.
Worst. Day. Of. My. Life.
Worse than Sydney 2011
Worse than 48 all out
Worse than Paki Whitewash
Worse than losing to Zimbabwe
Reminder if Watson didn't play that stupid shot NZ wouldn't have the momentum
It's all Watson's fault
Holy shit, I watch an episode too much of house of cards and just found this
What the fuck happened?
>>56852194
8/8
will Australia make 123?
If haddin goes now they are fucked beyond belief!
I don't trust these Kiwis after all this match fixing shit
What the fuck are they doing over there?
Vettori's already bowled 7. Do New Zealand even have anyone who can bowl at the death?
The last ten overs will be a bloodbath.
>>56852203
'this'
After MemeCullum and Williamson, they literally have nothing. Ross Taylor is a meme. Guptill is a meme.
>England and Australia cheating NZ fans out of a full day of Cricket
Why is this allowed?
Where is Ashton Agar when you need him
we'll still win the cup
feels good knowing the final is in australia
it's fucked
because I havent been this happy in so long
>14th over
>80-1
>21st over
>105-7
M'Cullum intensifies
>>56852196
I bloody do m8.
Johnson and Starc are literally better batsmen than Watson. I have absolutely no doubt in my mind about this. They'll both outscore Watson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWsJcg-g1pg
g e n t l e m e n
F I X E D
I
X
E
D
I go away for 40 minutes and return to this? I blame watson. If he plays next game I'm never watching again
REMINDER THAT THIS GAME MEANS LITERALLY NOTHING AND AUSTRALIA WILL BE AT HOME IN THE FINALS
REMINDER THAT THIS GAME MEANS LITERALLY NOTHING AND AUSTRALIA WILL BE AT HOME IN THE FINALS
REMINDER THAT THIS GAME MEANS LITERALLY NOTHING AND AUSTRALIA WILL BE AT HOME IN THE FINALS
REMINDER THAT THIS GAME MEANS LITERALLY NOTHING AND AUSTRALIA WILL BE AT HOME IN THE FINALS
REMINDER THAT THIS GAME MEANS LITERALLY NOTHING AND AUSTRALIA WILL BE AT HOME IN THE FINALS
>yfw Johnson absolutely annihilates NZ both batting and bowling
>based Kora
love this song
>>56852189
Vitality Insurance tho
>tfw live in England and it's nearly 3am
>but it's ok, this match will be over in an hour or two
kek, ty Ausbros
>left at 3 wickets to go pick up food
>came back at 7
i cant believe this. is AUS btfo?
>Score was 1/80
>go for a shit
>get back and it's 7/106
what happened
>a lying imp saying that austalia won't win when it counts
The big games have been disappointing and too one sided
Half these runs were scored in the first 5 overs.
Is there literally a more homebabby team than Australia?
"Another One Bites The Dust"
Oh! Let's go!
Steve walks warily down the street
With the brim pulled way down low.
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet,
Machine guns ready to go.
Are you ready, hey, are you ready for this?
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you, too
Another one bites the dust
How do you think I'm going to get along
Without you when you're gone?
You took me for everything that I had
And kicked me out on my own
Are you happy, are you satisfied?
How long can you stand the heat?
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat
[Chorus]
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
There are plenty of ways that you can hurt a man
And bring him to the ground
You can beat him, you can cheat him
You can treat him bad and leave him when he's down
But I'm ready, yes, I'm ready for you
I'm standing on my own two feet
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
Repeating to the sound of the beat
[Chorus]
all the group matches are glorified practice matches
trust a minnow nation to get all carried away
>>56852271
Actually we might not.
If we don't beat Shit Lanka, we'll finish 3rd in the pool and we'll have to play NZ away in the semis
The best part about this collapse is that most of the wickets weren't the results of amazing bowling, like England, they were mostly just fucking bad shots from the aussies.
And the openers proved that this pitch is hardly a great bowling one
>Johnson
>>56852247
Raping in the shield m8
JESUS FUCKING CHIRST WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Abbott is there too
>it's a stadium full of Australian losers
HAHAH
JOHNSON A SHIT
>>56852287
Watshit happened
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>>56852298
new zealand, only reason theyre playing good is because theyre playing at home
i knew this was gonna happen, plus its fixed so
BOULT GOAT
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>Memestralia
>Memechell Johnson
>MEMESTRALIA
L E L
E
L
I feel an embarrasing impromptu haka coming on
Hahahahhahahahaha
AUS
FAIL
IA
KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE
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>>56852298
Nee Zealand obviously.
Holy shit
>yfw we make less than 123
HAHAHHAHAHHAHA
seriously they are just giving catching practice
fuck this
>>56852245
Every team needs something shit about them for the supporters.
>NZ, you never get to watch a full day of cricket
>SA, your team chokes
>India, you're a cancer upon cricket
>Australia, this is happening right now
>Windies, super inconsistent team and a shit board
>Pakistan, inconsistent too
>ENG, they're just shit
i don't understand
AYYYYYYYYY
SCOTLAND>ENGLAND>AUSTRALIA
I'm going to bed
What was he thinking?
>>56852318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWsJcg-g1pg
"Another One Bites The Dust"
Oh! Let's go!
Steve walks warily down the street
With the brim pulled way down low.
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet,
Machine guns ready to go.
Are you ready, hey, are you ready for this?
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you, too
Another one bites the dust
How do you think I'm going to get along
Without you when you're gone?
You took me for everything that I had
And kicked me out on my own
Are you happy, are you satisfied?
How long can you stand the heat?
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat
[Chorus]
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
There are plenty of ways that you can hurt a man
And bring him to the ground
You can beat him, you can cheat him
You can treat him bad and leave him when he's down
But I'm ready, yes, I'm ready for you
I'm standing on my own two feet
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
Repeating to the sound of the beat
[Chorus]
122
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2
OHHHHHHH SHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>56852276
you can't miss this, can you?
>Australia throwing the match so they can play India in the semis
>>56852272
>YOU
>YOU
>YOU
>HOLY FUCKING GOAT >HOLY FUCKING GOAT >HOLY FUCKING GOAT >HOLY FUCKING GOAT >HOLY FUCKING GOAT >HOLY FUCKING GOAT >HOLY FUCKING GOAT >HOLY FUCKING GOAT >HOLY FUCKING GOAT >HOLY FUCKING GOAT >HOLY FUCKING GOAT >HOLY FUCKING GOAT >HOLY FUCKING GOAT >HOLY FUCKING GOAT >HOLY FUCKING GOAT >HOLY FUCKING GOAT >HOLY FUCKING GOAT >HOLY FUCKING GOAT >HOLY FUCKING GOAT >HOLY FUCKING GOAT >HOLY FUCKING GOAT
> LITERALLY WORSE THAN ENGLAND
>Australia
what a clueless shot from Johnson, that is borderline retarded
>haddin and starc at the crease
>106-8
aus wont make 110 at this rate!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>NO BRAKES >NO BRAKES >NO BRAKES >NO BRAKES >NO BRAKES >NO BRAKES >NO BRAKES >NO BRAKES >NO BRAKES >NO BRAKES >NO BRAKES >NO BRAKES >NO BRAKES >NO BRAKES >NO BRAKES >NO BRAKES >NO BRAKES >NO BRAKES >NO BRAKES >NO BRAKES >NO BRAKES >NO BRAKES >NO BRAKES >NO BRAKES >NO BRAKES >NO BRAKES >NO BRAKES >NO BRAKES
>NZ think they're actually bowling well
Shit shots everywhere. Keep the meme alive
Jesus fucking christ Australia, what happened to you? I didn't want you to be worse than England
who /like a cheap suit/ here?
>speed bowling
OY OY OY
that was just abysmal
rip mitch
>MudCrab: "This could come back and bite New Zealand in the final rounds. After all, they are getting no hard match experience at death bowling."
what do you think lads
Decent catch
HOHOHOHO
JUST GIVE US THE CUP NOW
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>>56852305
So? We'll just beat NZ. They're piss easy to beat.
>tfw laughing maniacally as a defense mechanism
>>56852225
Fuck off amerifat cunt, your opinion doesn't matter.
Hopefully White Bull McCullum can knock these runs off before I have to go to work.
>Just 2 more wickets before we defend our 124 lads
122
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"Another One Bites The Dust"
Oh! Let's go!
Steve walks warily down the street
With the brim pulled way down low.
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet,
Machine guns ready to go.
Are you ready, hey, are you ready for this?
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you, too
Another one bites the dust
How do you think I'm going to get along
Without you when you're gone?
You took me for everything that I had
And kicked me out on my own
Are you happy, are you satisfied?
How long can you stand the heat?
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat
[Chorus]
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
There are plenty of ways that you can hurt a man
And bring him to the ground
You can beat him, you can cheat him
You can treat him bad and leave him when he's down
But I'm ready, yes, I'm ready for you
I'm standing on my own two feet
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
Repeating to the sound of the beat
[Chorus]
you literally cannot take this smile off my face
ahahahahaha
>tfw edging until Australia are all out
Not long left to go :^)
>was at 1 wicket
>go take a piss
>come back to 8 wickets
what happened?
>aus in charge of shot selection
HALF DAY CRICKET?
"poor cricket played"
>L I T E R A L L Y
>I
>T
>E
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>A
>L
>L
>Y
WORSE THAN ENGLAND
ITT people not knowing that group matches are fixed for home crowd to get excited
Who /comfy/ now?
What do Australia's cup hopes and Phil Hughes have in common?
They're both dead
We should have a minnow playoff game against England, winner gets to keep their Test status.
WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND WORSE THAN ENGLAND
Who /worsethanengland/ here?
>Memestralia
>Literally worse than England
>Literally worse than Scotland
Holy. Fuck.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
WORSE THAN SCOTLAND
WORSE THAN ENGLAND
>>56852406
this
Hahahahhahaha
>and the shitposting continues
BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN BTFO AGAIN
COULD YOU HAVE PREDICTED THIS
GAME OVER
CHEERS AND GONE AUSTRALIA
YOU ARE A WORSE BATTING SIDE THAN ENGLAND
choo choo choo
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
TIP TOP LEL
HAHAHAHAHA
106/9 - I have no more keks to give
ITT: We name teams better than Australia
I'll start - Pakistan
TOP
CAKE
>ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II >ENGLAND II
Doesn't Australia have the ashes at the moment?
I'd say australia is still better.
>>56852404
AS I POST
BASED,BASED,BASED,BASED,BASED,BASED,BASED,BASED,BASED,BASED,BASED,BASED,BASED,BASED,BASED,BASED,BASED,BASED,BASED,BASED,BASED,BASED,BASED,BASED,BASED,BASED,BASED,BASED,BASED,BASED,BASED,BASED,BASED,BASED,BASED,BASED,
"Another One Bites The Dust"
Oh! Let's go!
Steve walks warily down the street
With the brim pulled way down low.
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet,
Machine guns ready to go.
Are you ready, hey, are you ready for this?
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you, too
Another one bites the dust
How do you think I'm going to get along
Without you when you're gone?
You took me for everything that I had
And kicked me out on my own
Are you happy, are you satisfied?
How long can you stand the heat?
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat
[Chorus]
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
There are plenty of ways that you can hurt a man
And bring him to the ground
You can beat him, you can cheat him
You can treat him bad and leave him when he's down
But I'm ready, yes, I'm ready for you
I'm standing on my own two feet
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
Repeating to the sound of the beat
[Chorus]
122
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Anyone else /offtowork/ ?
>THIS SUICIDAL AUSSIE COMMENTATOR ON TMS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>56852438
Afghanistan.
kerblam
The funny thing is that I'm still not convinced we're the favourites for this
>>56852438
Scotlel
>>56852238
lmao
Convict, get in here and tell us who you've got as captain and powerplayed.
>>56852438
Afghanistan
ABSOLUTE GREATEST
ANOTHER
HALF
DAY
OF
CRICKET
>>56852438
Ireland
>Shane Watson has the second highest score
Maybe they SHOULDN'T play their natural game, Warne.
>>56852438
Scotland did better than this
Cummins ton incoming tbh
BLOWING THE FUCK OUT
>>56852391
HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING
>Warne literally tearing up ayy
>>56852447
That's against England. As bad as we are right now, everyone is better than England. You seppo cunts could beat England.
>>56852438
Nepal
DONT WORRY GUYS AUSTRALIA STILL HAVE ALOT OF BATTING TO COME, WE'LL SEE IT NEXT MATCH
>>56852255
>Johnson and Starc are literally better batsmen than Watson. I have absolutely no doubt in my mind about this. They'll both outscore Watson
wanna see mccullum go nuts and get it over and done with under 10 overs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWsJcg-g1pg
1 2 2
2
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if only they had 11 watsons they might stand a chance
NEW THREAD WHERE
STREAM PLSSSSSSS
>>56852457
of course you're not, the final is in aus
Just got home from work lads what's the score
>>56852438
Mt Albert grammar school 2nd XI
so New Zealand bowling confirmed GOAT?
8 (eight) wicket
for 26 runs
>>56852438
NEW ZEALAND
>Win versus shitty England team
>Get a point because MUH RAIN
>Literally get BTFO by sheep shaggers
Pathetic.
That australian batting depth.
>>56852492
hahahaha
122
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWsJcg-g1pg
Oh lets go!
>>56852463
Warner
could've been alot worse
I think this is the thing that will stir us on to win it all, the arrogance and complacency on show today will not rear its head again
Much better that this happens now and not in the knockout stages
Can we call up Punter or Gilly or someone next game?
>>56852492
Oh you poor soul, you don't wanna know
>>56852485
here you go osama
http://www.crictime.nl/live-cricket-streaming-1.htm
if they get to 150 nz choke
>Boult this spell 5/1
>>56852499
best bowling pair you've ever had in Southee/Boult
Big cricket resurgence coming to NZ
NEVER
WITNESSED
SUCH
GREATNESS
>tfw Mccullum won't get the chance for a triple ton
;_;
So how fast does Australia call into work to pick up some extra hours?
If we let these cunts get more than England after the amount of shit talking they do I'll be upset.
>>56852512
You sound like a Roosters fan
>>56852438
West Somalia Under 10s Disabled XI
this is australias 2nd game and nz 4th
these games are just warm up for the finals
Holy fuck I just woke up and I can't believe I missed this shit.
>Australia clearly not giving a single fuck about this game
This is the perfect strategy to leave the Kiwis out of form for finals. Get out for nothing, so they get hardly any bowling practise. Also sets a low total to defend, giving our bowlers practise in this situation, should it happen in an important game. Great captaincy, imo. We're in no doubt of finishing top four in this group, so it's only smart to think ahead.
15 more runs ausbros.
I'm sure you can get past that safely :^)
Honestly
>that fucking performance by the glasses man
turned the game around
>>56852552
still shouldn't be playing this poorly
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>>56852512
mhm it's like essendon losing the 99 prelim then having the best season in history the next year.
Remember yesterday when Aussies were trying to convince us that this was the best ODI team ever?
Where just trolling we are gonna bowl NZ for even less just to demoralize them!!
>>56852573
reminder that kiwis actually have honour unlike pakishits
>>56852427
Just because ur team are cheaters doesn't mean everyone does it. Even if you weren't cheating u are shit.
What in the fuck is even happening here
>THEY WERE 80/1 AFTER 12 OVERS
>stop the damn match
Australia has a wife and kid!
world cup final is going to be the ultimate bro contest of nz v sa
>>56852546
>>56852495
So what is the skill level of these two remaining guys like?
Every time this shitty coverage plays the highlights package my heart jumps into my throat lol
>>56852658
Haddin has saved Australia several times but not in a position as terrible as this
>>56852526
Word is that its because of Shane Bond being the bowling coach. Bond was our best ever bowler, better than Hadlee, he missed a couple years from being in the indian rebel league and was injured just fucking constantly so he never really got to prove it, hes leaving as coach soon though so it'll be interesting to see if that changes anything.
>I never watched Hadlee play and have no idea what I'm talking about
>>56852233
Its some kind of nz witchcraft i suspect
>>56852499
if they go on to reach the finals then, yes.
>4 for runs for less than england
Australia > England
CONFIRMED
NZ haven't even used a fourth bowler yet
>>56852753
why is he in white and gold?
Fucking coward bowling
>one ball can kill
>Lowest ODI score in Vettori's lifetime
Don't need a new thread for this innings, it's about to come to an end
save it for NZ's