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Official /Cric/ World Cup Day Fifteen Thread

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WINDIES BTFO (By AB De GOAT)

The big one is tonight - NZ Vs AUS (1:00am GMT)
There's also India Vs UAE (6:30am GMT)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcCCdqOp21I
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>>56843075
Timing of second match for you is timing of first match for us;timing for Aus/NZ match for them is the timing for Ind match for us
Cricket is all abput timing.
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>>56843238

Is this the transexual Indian version of Dave Chapelle?
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Am I the only one who can't take these scores seriously? The game is so biased in favour of batsman now, it's dull as fuck.
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Australian cricket dies today
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Ideas to save test cricket:
1. kisscam at matches
2. get to rush the field after a wn
3. dancing girls and fireworks
anymore?
>>56843238
>tfw indian diaspora
>tfw watching bretheren from bharat trying to be modern still sends shivers down my spine
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have you prayed with your local afghan brotherhood today lads?
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>>56843469
baseball is conversely heavily biased towards the pitcher

>big gloves
>thin bat
>fowl areas
>have to run 4 times just to make a single run
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>>56843838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6cvxEfXKMA
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>>56843892
why do you keep linking this
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holy fuck, saffas scored 400 fucking runs last night?
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>Australia vs New Zealand tonight

These threads are going to hell in a handbasket
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>>56844459
ab rekt
>>56844588
let the shitposting begin.
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>there are "people" on /sp/ RIGHT NOW who unironically think Worstralia stand a chance against the Based Caps
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>>56844588
>These threads are going to hell in a handbasket

it'll be the same as always, 5 threads of Aussies arguing with each other over who ruined /cric/ instead of watching the game
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>>56844729

>implying there was anything worthwhile to ruin in the first place
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Why does Eden Park have a 40,000 capacity for this match?

Where are the other 10,000 seats?
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How does the scoring work?

The whole 234-2 thing wrecks my head

Bls responding??
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>>56845041

234 runs scored. 2 wickets lost.
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>>56845055
Oh, okay thx
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>>56843469
There's no balance between bat and ball anymore, it's just shit to be a bowler with these big bats and slog friendly rules now and the games get boring too. In this game most of the sides batting first are winning with a big score to defend

>inb4 Englel, I'm talking overall
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Who ready for /bestgame/ here?
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When will kiwis start playing on big boy grounds and not this "have a go cricket" shit.
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>>56844847
>not knowing about based /cric/ banter and discussion
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>>56845493
Youre going to get blown the fuck out
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friendly reminder to the fantasy league cellar dwellers that you get an unlimited trading period after the IND vs UAE game and 42 more trades, so you should burn your remaining trades.
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I kind of want nz to win just for the press reactions
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will this be on tv?
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>>56846023
Channel 4
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Who /hype/ here?
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Be scared
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>>56843838
Use the snicko mic to detect how loudly the bat has been hit, and when it's a big hit, amplify it around the ground and also set off fireworks
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Who /livinthedream/ here?

Not pictured: lewis road milk that I used to make coffee
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>>56846360
>macbook pro
dropped tbh
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>>56846381
It's literally dying, I dropped it a year ago and it's slowly lost all it's ability.

Getting a free Air to replace it soon. Don't give a fuck about what it is if it's free
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>>56846360
>mac
>city of new zealand
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>>56846360
You can just press print screen you know?
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>>56843075
So hype
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>inb4 McCullum scores a fast 60
>Kane memeson scores a 100

>southee gets three wickets
>boult 2
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>>56846463
how would we see the coffee and biccies tho?
get it together Ireland
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>>56846445

You have no idea
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1st for kiwis getting btfo
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>>56846584
nth for canada never making a world cup
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>>56846602
im indian you fuck
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2nd for aussies getting btfo
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>>56846602
wow kiwibro, wow
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>>56845002
Sacrificed to the cricket gods
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>>56846615

that's a shame
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>>56846602
We made the last one :')
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H Y P E D
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get ready poo peeland
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calm thread ...
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>tfw it's just going to be another shit match
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>>56847074
>you know in your heart this to be true
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>>56847039
Still early for a Saturday morning m8
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go kiwis
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>>56847074
>yfw we make 500 on the hobbit sized ground
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my body is ready
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>>56847039

calm before the storm m8
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I've been in a shitty mood all day since it turned out that I was wrong about the dress
fuck
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>>56847335

pls no
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>>56847335
Was it blue and gold?
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http://www.amazon.co.uk/Roman-Womens-Detail-Bodycon-Dress/dp/B00SJEUCWU
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>>56847335
You should feel worse knowing you're an American
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>>56847335
fuck off
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Gunna be a pretty even match innit bruv
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>>56847389
Aus is gonna win by 200 m8
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>>56847389
Inb4 cuckstralia doesnt even make 100
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Went out for a run and decided to go hard so I did a bit over 2km in 7.30mins when I suddenly felt a little dribble and almost keeled over needing to shit.

I had to practically crawl to the nearest bathroom which was over a km away and then unleash the most liquid of all shits, it was one of those public toilets where you have to hover because it is so filthy and I accidentally sprayed all over the seat and even got some on the floor
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>>56847409
>because we only needed to chase 90
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>tfw you will never watch a world cup final between nz and australia while sitting on a beautiful grassy embankment with all your kiwi and aussie /cric/ bantering like crazy
someone please kill me now.
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L
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>>56847450
Aussies batting first m888888
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Best Metallica album?
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>>56847460
we are basically doing that except we aren't on itchy grass, toughen up nigga
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>>56847487
underage pls go
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>>56847492
FUCK YOU
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>>56845864
you should know about being btfo
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>>56846577
I guess he's just afraid that with photos someone might sneak an ass or two there
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who /houseofcards/ here
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>mfw kiwis think they actually have a chance
>mfw australia wins by 200 runs
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>>56843838
>watching bretheren from bharat trying to be modern still sends shivers down my spine
What do you mean?
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>>56847559
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who /nrl/ here?
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>>56847487
>listening to rock
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>>56847563
>>56847589
>>56847487

plebs pls leave
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>tfw saturday
>tfw actually play sport
>tfw the kiwis are going to be BTFO so hard I won't get to see any of it
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>>56847563
Gonna marathon it starting tomorrow m8
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>clarke replacing bailey and not watson
literally why
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>>56847626
watson can bowl
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>>56843075
NZ vs Aus going to be brilliant. Can't wait
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>>56847650
He doesn't really add shit as a bowler though
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>>56847663
>tfw sort of /a/ but not /a/ enough to anime post.
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>>56847663
kill yourself
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>mfw southee bowls out all 10 aussies in the first over
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>>56847673
he is a better batsman than Bailey imo and he offers a few cheap overs with the ball
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>>56847700
you got a problem with me you little cunt? I'll fucking wreck your shit m8, I swear on me mum

I'll even wreck you at cricket breh
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>>56847613
what sports do you play anon?
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>agree to edit faculty monthly magazine at start of this year with 4 colleagues
>turns out all of them only wanted it to pad their resume, no one else actually enjoys doing it
>2nd edition, everyone but me has already dropped out because 'busy right now' and they didn't realise it would involve work
>stuck here trying to download photoshop to do a front cover because the graphics guy fucked off.
>can't go to pub with based cric m8s
inb4 'real /cric/ is watching game alone at home anyway'
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Leonard Nimoy died
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A pigeon flew into my sliding door and it's gone retarded. Just standing next to the glass and tapping still trying to get in. Doesn't even react when I tap on the glass.
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>>56847460
Nah, that would be awkward. It's more comfy sitting in my room.
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>>56847704
>11 players in a team
>6 balls in an over
>mfw when you're an idiot
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>>56847757
boil it
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>>56847767
>what are free hits
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>>56847736
/cric/ and work go hand in hand m8.
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>>56847767
>first ball
>line drive bounces off the batting partners head, caught for out, partner knocked out cold
>repeat a few times
git gud faggot
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Hello fellow nzers. Is this game being played live on free tv? Or just online and sky?
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>>56847563

On ep 7 now. Perhaps ending by the time the game starts

Kinda disappointing so far
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>>56847767
He's so good he can bowl both guys out with one ball
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>>56847801
One consolation: baiting NZbros when glorious Smith piles on another ton
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>>56847853

I watched the first episode last year on a business class trip from holiday

For all the fuss, I thought it was quite shit.
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Will Smith make a century today?
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>>56847733
Its still summer m8, cricket
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>>56847978
no, jaden will though
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>>56847978
nah, he won't even get to bat
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>mfw based southee gets a sextuple wicket maiden in the first over.
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>>56847978
He's an actor m8
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>>56848011
has that ever happened?
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>>56847999
But the forecast is for no rain?
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>>56847996
how can sixes be real
when doosras aren't real?
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>>56848043
>implying NZ will take wickets
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Agnew dropping truth about 2019: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/31656135
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>>56847663
Who New Ze/a/land here
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The only way australia will win is to hope watson injures himself during the warm up and doesn't play
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>>56847685
iktfb
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>yfw it's a glorious day in /auckland/ today
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Who /playingdragonballzxenoverse/ here?
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>>56847444
I feel you bro. After I do my weights session on que I take the biggest diarrhoea ever. I don't even understand
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Live stream link?
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>>56847444
Whenever I see shit on the floor in a public toilet I always wonder how the FUCK that is possible. Like how did someone manage to get shit on the fucking floor... I still don't really understand to this day
I hope you cleaned up a little after yourself
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>mfw davey warner hits boult and southee for 30 runs off the first two overs
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>>56848264
uhh get fucked I thought it was 1pm. turns out its 2
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>>56848264
http://bringvictory.com/
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>>56848301
>shit on the floor

Anyone here go to Auckland Grammar? Shit on the floor erry fuckin day. Stalls had no locks, toilets were semi-outside and they washed them by hosing them down
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>>56848301

this

especially if it's on the wall or something. I always think that whoever does that must be having a really shitty day, excuse the pun, but how the fuck do you even manage to do that, as an adult.

dirty fucks
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Pat Cummins in the side? Prepare your anus New Zealand.
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>AUSvsNZ
>IND

tonight is going to be fucking wild
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WHO /ATTHEGAME/ HERE
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This New Zealand is good meme ends NOW
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>>56848470
>you are now imagining what would have happened had they scheduled AUS-NZ and IND-PAK on the same day
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>Daniel Vettori has conceded two boundaries in the 152 balls he has delivered in #CWC15. He has sent down 90 dot balls. Key. #NZvAus

GOAT
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>>56848512
>INDvPAK on PPV
>AUSvNZ on stream
>simultaneously
i wouldnt leave my fucking house for 12 hours
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Look aus lads I'm sorry but its time for you to lose
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>>56848516
Get fucked New Zealand
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THE MEME IS OVER
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>>56848555
>>56848555

trips confirm

aus bout to get bum rekt
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WHO /NZ/ HERE?
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>>56848624
jej
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both teams will make 400+
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>tfw no Shane Bond to rek aus again
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>mfw McCullum golden duck
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>>56848653
you would be the only Kiwi cricket fan to remember him, most have been watching for a month or two at the most
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Who /hopingforsledging/ here?
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>>56848658

>not first ball four
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This game literally doesn't matter at all
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>>56848674

dude always played well against australia, even though the rest of the team usually shit themselves
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>>56848706

four u
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>>56848706

>Sinking to our level

m8 pls.
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45 meter boundary. How is it legal to play cricket on this under 9's ground?
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stream? how many bongs?
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>>56848749

30 bings.
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>>56848727
>>56848735
both teams are making the next round, whoever wins is only affected emotionally or whatever

That is why this is being played in NZ
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>>56848749
30 bings
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>>56848749
half a bong
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>>56848761
Fuck yes i'm going to stay up late and watch Cricket with you lot if thats ok with you lot.
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>ausfailia
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TELL ME YOU'VE GOT THE POWER

AND I SAY OOOOOOOOOOH
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>>56848744

honestly, it's fucking tiny

they shifted it around or something

there's gonna be some meme shots tonight
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>>56848744
No seriously. This kind of angers me.
Isn't there some kind of regulation?
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who saw that /savea/ try aginst the force last night?
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Straya batting first. Hold onto your hats fellas.
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>>56848744
how many yards is that?
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>England still 6th in the group
>Got Sri Lanka next

i-it's over.
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CLARKEY
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>new zealel
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>we're batting first
lol, gg NZ
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>>56848828

like fiddy
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>>56848674
All I remember about Shane Bond is how much the media hyped him every time he came back from injury
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>>56848706
It really does matter psychologically
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>>56848606

AUSTRALIA WIN THE TOSS AND BAT

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AUSTRALIA BATTTING FIRST.
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>>56848828
50
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>>56848836
It aint over til its over kid!
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>>56848847
i liked his bowling action tbh
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>>56848805
We have bigger grounds but they're in parks and won't do for the shekels
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>"We would have bowled first anyway"

Yeah and I would've fucked your fat ugly sheep gf
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>batting first

did you not see what happened to englel?
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500 confirmed
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This is what Australians sound like:

>GONNA AV A BAT M88888
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>>56848744
that is tiny as fuck, doesn't even make sense
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>>56848470
rest of the group matches for >us are /indiawinslol/

not fun
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>>56848883
>bowling first
did you not see what happened to englel?
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>>56848805

There are now, but since Eden Park hosted intenrationals before 2007 I think it's exempt. Any new stadium has to have minimum dimensions
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>>56848883
>he thinks NZ actually stand a chance
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we have 10 good batsmen good luck stopping them on babby pitch
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any streams up yet?

even though we sill like 20 bings away
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"Ian SMTIH"

>Channel 9 education
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>>56848890
Can we get a vote from non-AUS/NZ people on who has the worst accent?

I'll admit ours is fucking terrible but I always thought we were only second worst to Australia.
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>>56848857
Fucking hell thats a small field. our baseball fields are like 300 yards, and the fences aren't a mere 3 inches high. And our paddles aren't close to a foot wide. And our pitchers throw harder and with more technicality and precision. And our batters don't wear loads of armour.
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>manlets
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im clenching my butthole in anticipation of new cuckland playing a non meme team and getting BTFO
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>>56848624
everyone but australia i guess
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>>56848929
the Australian accent is objectively great, it has a way of being patronising and friendly at the same time
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Southee swing INCOMING
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anyone have an hq stream?
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>>56848890
u w0t m8 u having a laff?
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>>56848929
You sounds exactly like Australians tbh. And Australians sound exactly like Brits tbh.
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>>56848929
London/Aus/NZ are all similar

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVpXJa2N668
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>>56848929
South Africans have pretty bad accents to my American ears

Poor English people also
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>>56848929

What are you talking about? No one overseas can tell the difference between our accents.

If you travel anywhere, the grills always get wet for our accents.
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>>56848932
All cricket pitches have different dimensions, this one is babby as fuck
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>>56848946
based brit webm man is back
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>>56848929
The aussie accent is definitely thicker, I'm undecided as to whether that's good or bad though.
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>>56848932
300 feet m8, at the minimum, usually 330 down the line, 400 to center
from what I've seen the cricket grounds in new zealand are about the same size or a bit smaller than an average baseball stadiums, and the ones in australia have been a little bit bigger
this one is like half the size of a baseball stadium
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warner to get fastest odi ton in history
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>>56848964
How is this so yet I can identify different American region accents easily?
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>>56848946

WEBMBRO
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>tfw you will never be as good looking as Bond and play for ur country
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>>56848973
I love South African accents, it's one of the best imo
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>>56848973
Cos they're probably dutch and dutch is a weird convoluted language that is just strange.
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>>56849013
fook off
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>>56848932
>300 yards
maybe the Polo Grounds, but modern stadiums are usually 330 feet at the corners and about 410 straight away
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>>56849003
because you lap up american media
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>>56848964
Yeah I wouldn't think it would be too different to outsiders. Australians do the really over the top vowel sounds and they fuck me off

>>56848973
I love SA accents, they're far more Euro

>>56848978
>go to england
>spend the entire time practicing my english accent so no one has to hear me speak

Still do it here a lot, I get mistaken for being british a bit
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>>56848978

>tfw talked to an australian girl
>laughed at how I said dentist
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>>56848932

This field is actually illegal according to ICC dimensions.

Unfortunately when the rules were brought in, this was considered a "pre-existing" ground so the cucks can keep using it
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This guy is based

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0mVkUnlRGA
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>>56849030
dintust
>>
>>56848932

Kill yourself

And take your shitty imperial measurements with you.
>>
>>56849030

Australia does not count as overseas m9

NZ is a state of Australia, didn't you know?
>>
>>56849030
I made a girl in my accounting class repeat the number 6 numerous times, pretending I couldn't understand her
>>
>>56849057

top kek
>>
I actually like the different ground sizes thing, it makes for a different contest in different places

Although they should probably counter it with a bowler-friendly pitch or something
>>
>tfw thread is moving too fast already

IT'S OVER.
>>
>>56849013
Objectively wrong.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZz2rImpk1c

ayy
>>
WHO ELSE HYPE FOR CRICKET BOWL: THUNDER DOWN UNDER?
>>
>>56849003
You couldn't differentiate a Texan and a Californian, except maybe by slang. Honestly here we've just got New Yorkers/Bostonites who basically sound the same, and then you have Cajun tongue. And I guess Minnesotans. Anything else you hear people are just putting on a show.
>>
>>56848946
nice webm m8
>>
>>56848849
no
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went to kfc and they were out of centre breast
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>>56849109

eh, it's going to be a blowout

World class teams playing minnows is never fun
>>
>>56849072
I think NZ was a colony of NSW for some time
>>
THREAD THEME GET HYPE

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBG8rIVIUNE
>>
S

o

U

t

H

e

E
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>>56849096
>seeing Chris Cairns patting McCullum on the back

fug

>tfw he totally did it and he's probably going to jail
>>
>>56848946
that legit looks like they have a green screen behind them and they are in a studio
>>
Who did YOU power play today /cric/?
>>
>>56849133

I get centre breast from ur mum m8
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>>56849147
ONYA LAD
>>
He looks a bit fat now.
>>
>>56849168
I just power played a double-double from In-N-Out
>>
>That guy that speeds up during overtaking lanes then slows down when its back to single lane

I am that guy
>>
>>56849168
Anderson, tight games it's often the allrounders that pull through
>>
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MILO COFFEE HYBRID

BACON

EGGS

MUSHROOM

BEANS

TOAST

LEFT OVER FISH AND CHIPS

LADS

CANNED PEACHES
>>
>>
http://strawpoll.me/3749903
>>
>>56849096
>dat last ball

he was good man
>>
Is the PP in Cricket just like the PP in Hockey?
>>
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>These boundaries

Four us.
>>
>>56849192
same, ayyy
>>
Kiwicucks, friendly reminder that Straya bats down to no11.

Even if you take 4 wickets for 1 run, we're still favourites
>>
>>56849195
>not going full YOLO mode and captaining one of the manlet meme opener triumvirate

enjoy losing
>>
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K A N E
A
N
E
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>>56849198

i don't know what you're taking about

but I like it
>>
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>>56849192
>>
>>56849202
I'm rooting for some dank memes and a big fight
>>
>>56849198
Stopped reading at beans, disgusting
>>
>>56849234
I'm talking about breakfast you savage cunt

M

O

N

T

E

I

T

H

S

RADLER BIER

SUMMER ALE

LETS GO
>>
>>56849231
I have 9 players in this match so I'll sure get some
>>
OOOO AAAA AHHHHHYAAA GOT THE POWER
>>
Woolies > Coles
>>
What will Clarke injure today bros?
>>
>>56849206
cricket powerplay doesnt mean less players on either side, it means that the fielding team cannot have more than 3 people in the outer field for the first 10 overs, and another 5 overs (in a row) of the batting team's choice.
>>
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AJMRRHHGHJNGJOMSMDA

KANE
>>
>>56849262

SCRUMPY HANDS
C
R
U
M
P
Y

H
A
N
D
S
>>
Who /notgoingtothegamebecausetoostupidtogetticketsforit/?

Thinking of going down to the big screen at Brito, hope it's not packed with normies
>>
>>56849266
I only have 8, but have 3 indians playing uae later
>>
>>56849278
new cucklel's hopes and dreams
>>
>>56849278
new zealand's ego
>>
They actually replaced the voice actor for advert dog

Why
>>
>>56849274
Coles is alpha woollies is beta as fuck
>>
>>56849286
>tfw no qt3.14 Kiwi m8s to have a scrumpy hands sesh with

just kill me now
>>
>>56849168
CAN'T CORNER THE WARNER
>>
thread going fast

THE HYPE IS REAL
>>
>>56849295
It will be

Better to stay here and kanepost
>>
>>56849295
>Brito
>not filled with normies
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>>56849295
>Non-ironically living in Auckland
>>
>>56849278
Always bet on a hammy
>>
has any team declared in an odi before? i get the feeling we'll get to 30 overs and clarke will say thats enough boys
>>
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>>56849168

Shane Watson
>>
Will the Black Caps be doing the haka?

hope Southee reinjures his shoulder while he's slapping his legs
>>
THIS IS EMBARRASSING FOR ENGLAND
>>
>>56849331
kek'd
>>
>>56849295
>>56849323

>non-ironically living in new zealand
>>
AR GO FUCK YOURSELV ;)
eheheh
>>
>>56849322
What sort of normie comes to the fucking CBD on a weekend for fun

Only cunts who work too hard around here

>>56849323
Not as if I got a choice m8, after canterbury got blown up there's only one good uni
>>
>>56849319

this

too many normies there, man

there'll probably be girls there, too, pretending to like cricket, with nice tan legs and short skirts on and stuff

don't be thick, stay with /cric/
>>
>>56849331
I'm not sure if the rules allow you too, but you should be able to do so if you think there is rain about and want to guarentee the other team faces 20 overs
>>
>>56849342
I'd like to ironically live in New Zealand for a bit, just for a laff.
>>
Is this a football stadium? Why are the stand square?
>>
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>John Kike and Tony Abbot

lel
>>
THIS NATIONAL ANTHEM SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING DISNEY SONG
>>
>>56849331
36x30 = 1080
sound about right
>>
>john key there

fag
>>
>>56849362
Tbh the only thing stopping me moving to Aus is the people

All your cities are nice as.

Also it's too hot, fuck hot weather.
>>
>>56849362
this. but only on the south island
>>
any HQ stream?
>>
http://strawpoll.me/3749903/

vote who you're rooting for /sp/

australia ahead at this point, fittingly
>>
>>56849363
it's a multi-purpose event stadium, mostly for rugby and occasionally concerts. Most stadiums in NZ unlike in the States are for everything, rather than having a fuck ton of stadiums in each city.
>>56849355
daniel pls
>>
Is there a more homosexual anthem than Australia's?
>>
tfw Key will never be as based as TONE
>>
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HOLY SHIT WE DIDN'T HAVE TO DO MUH ACKNOWLEDGEMENT BEFORE THE ANTHEM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>56849363

yeah, it's usually used for rugby

that's why fucked boundaries
>>
>>56849201
wicket rhymes with cricket
>>
THE POWER OF TONE COMPELS YOU
>>
Is there a stream? SkyGo has crashed.
>>
>>56849380
all you need to do is get on a plane, you don't need a visa or anything to permantly move to australia
>>
>>56849376
NZ anthem or Aus anthem, which is better?
>>
cucks
>>
FUGGIn

FUGF
>>
>le let's sing the maori verse that always gets sung at 50% of the volume because nobody knows the words meme
>>
>>56849390
yeah maybe we need to ask god to save abbott to make it better
>>
>>56849383
Can't wait for the south island to split into a new country and drain the north island of wealth

>>56849389
Oi shut the fuck up stop calling me out while I'm shitposting
>>
>>56849415
boat*
>>
>>56849390
>'god save the queen'
>>
is this anzac day or something whats with all this ceremony
>>
>Having a Christmas carol as your anthem
>Poo Zeshit
>>
>>56849416
nz surely

AHHHHHHH HERE WE GO CUNTS
>>
>>56849420
Australian anthem should be sung in boong language first tbh
>>
I never thought there was worse anthem then GOd Save the Queen until now
>>
>tone singing the NZ anthem
CUCK
U
C
K
>>
>>56849435
at least it's short
>>
>>56849404
Oh fuck, i forgot about that shit.

Based NZ is based
>>
>Abbot's lips moving during the NZ anthem

Confirmed nz-cuck and that Liberal is working against Aus.

We've already won this, guys.
>>
>>56849364
Literally beat me by about three seconds with that image

Milne hattrick today, book it
>>
>>56849435
>his anthem literally encourages immigrants to come to the country
>>
>Tone just standing there with his mouth wide open
>>
>>56849416
Ours, but only because the Aus one is fucking horseshit
>>
>>56849386
http://www.stream2watch.me/tv/gb/willow-cricket-live-stream

i dont know about hd mate
>>
Not even nervous about this game at all, Australia win by a lot
>>
>>56849433
tony fixed that, but you can immigrate to and from NZ virtually without a passport
>>
>>56849441

Literally the most cucked anthem i've ever heard

Do any of you seriously know the Maori shit?
>>
>>56849443

HEAR OUR VOICES WE ENTREAT

GOD
DEFEND
NEW
ZEAAALAAAND
>>
GO NZ GO

FUCK AUSTRALIA

FUCK THIS NATION
>>
>>56849404
What?
>>
Haka incoming?
>>
>>56849443

God Save the Queen is great because no one knows the words so they never play the full thing
>>
Who on the Australian team do you think voted for the Liberals in the last federal election?
>>
with this field they are surely going to go for 350 right
>>
>>56849475
the cunts
>>
How can we be sure that these Kiwis aren't all match fixers considering the stuff coming out in the last few years?
>>
WAUGHNER
>>
>>56849472

Everytime the national anthem is done in any sport in Australia. We have to wheel out a local Abo and say "muhhhh we acknowledge the elders of this ancient lannd hnggggggggggggg"
>>
>THESE COUNT DOWNS
>>
>>56849475
Clarke
Warner
Watson
>>
>>56849479
yeah warner should be able to get that
>>
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Ready to shitpost lads
>>
>Australia have only played one game until now

cheats
>>
>pitch looks a CRACKA

Fuck why do we have aussies commentating

Bring in Mark and Ian
>>
>>56849473
>le glasses man doing the haka
would be first class lels
>>
FUCKING PUMPED M8
>>
>wide
>>
WIDE ZEALAND
>>
>DAT GEORGE BAILEY MEME TURNAROUND
>>
Will this game even compare to Ireland/UAE and Scotland/Afghanistan?

I bet it's a blow out tbh
>>
>>
>MUH FRUIT & VEG
>MUH CROPS

Fucking Kiwis & Aussies are the worst.
>>
WIDE
I
D
E
>>
>new wideland
>>
ELITE SOUTHEE
>>
>>56849519
i liked it
>>
>>>/asp/ was created for this shit.

FUCKOFF
>>
strike one. why did he swing at that shit pitch.
>>
TWO!

i KEKED
>>
LE WAYWARD BOWLING
>>
anybody got that finecast stream?
>>
>almost a 4 just playing it off his hip like that

THE MEMEST GROUND OF ALL

Is Auckland too povo for a real cricket stadium?
>>
>>56849519
got a gif or webm of it, i liked it and want it for reactions
>>
>Poo Zealand bending over for their masters
>again
>>
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>>
>>56849472
About ten years ago Australians remembered they have natives, then they went overboard about it.
>>
fox sports is a couple of seconds before channel 9
>>
FUCK OFF
>>
WIDE ZEALAND
>>
>WIDE ZEALAND
>>
RUN RATE: 30
>>
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>>56849538
>2nd most popular sport
>not sports related
>>
>le hype bowler
>>
>>56849556

>Ausmorons
>>
>wide zealand in charge of knowing how to bowl
>>
the new zealel butthurt after this game will be absolutely perfect
>>
>>56849546
>too povo
Cricket's not popular enough.
>>
>that fucking swing

Use it Southee, fucking use it
>>
if the catcher cann't field the ball cleanly can the batters steal
>>
it's over
>>
>midget peter crouch in charge of bowling
>>
>>56849566
Only joke nations apart from England
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>>56849556
BASED GEORGE
>>
>southmeme
>>
>SOUTHSHIT
>POO PEALAND BTFO ALREADY
>>
someone lank a good free stream please
>>
>>56849556
Make a video of clack turning round , freeze it and put sunglasses on it him as well as DEAL WITH IT in text

For the love of god pls
>>
>muh 7fer
>>
SHEEPFUCKERS BTFO
>>
SOUTHEE CONFIRMED FRAUD. ENGLAND WERE ONLY PRETENDING TO BE SHIT.
>>
>>56849588
Yes
>>
Wow southee is fucking garbage.
He is your best? Jesus..
>>
southee can you not choke you faggot cunt
>>
Kek this is worse than any england bowling
>>
>Poo Peeland bowling

Is this what kiwis call a good bowler?
>>
>beats england

>think they're now world beaters in cricket

top kek nz
>>
>This guy who keeps screaming
>>
>Lel Southee
>a good bowler against non meme teams

pick one
>>
Is NZ the worst bowling nation in the world?
>>
Is the NZ kit blue and black or white and gold?
>>
>New Cukland bowling
>>
>we lost to this team
>>
>>>/asp/

/ a s p /
a
s
p
/

>>>/asp/

FUCKOFF
>>
>>56849610
>ENGLAND WERE ONLY PRETENDING TO BE SHIT.

Keep telling yourself that mum.
>>
where did all the kiwis go
>>
this is going on par with expectations
>>
>southmeme
>>
>>56849592
England is the joke nation m9
>>
HAMISH MCTAVISHES BTFO
>>
did nz poach steve finn
>>
>TIM SUNDRIEES
>>
>15 off the first over

Very lucky not to be 4 wides
>>
>15 off the first over

750 confirmed
>>
> Southee
Hahahahaha
>>
>NZ chasing 750 runs at start of innings
>>
>that over

400 chase confirmed
>>
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southee why
>>
>>56849631
objectively yes
>>
jesus christ
>>
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>15 first over
>poo peeland
>>
>>56849631
Yes
>>
So if they keep it up at this rate, Australia will finish on 750 runs.

SHAPE UP NZ.
>>
Does this humiliating and hilarious loss for the Kiwis confirm their status as a meme team?
>>
>The "city" of NZ bowlers
>>
O AM I LAFFIN
>be scared of southee they said
>>
Welp looks like we have got too many nerves to win this lads.
>>
>>56849633
Excellent post, let's force this in subsequent threads.
>>
>Having Stewart Downing as a bowler
>>
fucking kill yourself southee
>>
Poo
e
e
l
a
n
d
>>
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>I support straya
>>
>>56849643
kiwis gone home to fuck their sheep
Kiwis gone home to fuck their sheep
Kiwis gone home to fuck their sheep
>>
Fuck there was some major swing in that over.
>>
>that vuvuzela
Worst atmosphere.
>>
>that was their best bowler

oh god
>>
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southeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>
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top bowling
>>
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'Got him yes piss off your out!'
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>>56849633
Top kek

Sort it out Southee
>>
>>56849678
ahahaha
>ahahaha
>>
has there been a worse start from a bowler since harmison 2006/7?
>>
MEME
E
M
E
>>
>that six

Top fucking lel
>>
>>56849694
based
>>
>That meme as fuck boundary
>>
POO PEELAND BTFO
>>
One of the worst overs bowled this competition
>>
LEG BYE
E
G

B
Y
E
>>
MEME BOUNDRIRES
>>
>miss hit
>goes for six
>Poo Peeland grounds
>>
>manlets
>>
>SIX >SIX>SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX >SIX
>>
6!6!6!6!
>>
>How sweet it is to be loved by you
>>
MEME WALLOP

MEME STADIUM

I CAN'T HANDLE ALL THIS DANK MEMEAGE
>>
SHEEP SHAGGERS GETTING REKT
>>
WALLOP MCWALLOPING
>>
miss hits for 6 is this real life
>>
>this fucking field
>>
honestly, these small boundaries are fucked
>>
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At least I've still got my monteiths right lads
>>
>52 metres
>>
>>56849698
johnshits first ball wide was pretty bad
>>
>BUT LE NEW ZEALAND ARE LE ELITE XD
time for a wake up call
>>
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>>56849733
>>
>52 meter six

Is this field meant for hobbits
>>
This pitch is literally meme tier
>>
>going at over 10 an over
>havent hit the middle of the bat yet

kek once these two get their eyes in its over
>>
>the decrease in new zealel posters

this is glorious


and kek at the NZ commentator creaming himself after one good ball
>>
5 0 0
0
0
>>
ARJGJGJGdk,maspd;m n32o4mn3o2m432p4m, lsdkm,fosfs
>>
a swing and a miss is a wicket?
>>
>Kiwis beat us easily
>Egos out of control
>Aussies bring them back to earth
Cheers m8s.
>>
worst 6 ever hit
>>
b b but muh swing
>>
>>56849750
that would have carried at least to 60
>>
NEW THREAD WHEN
>>
Is David Warner related to Shane Warner?
>>
This ground is so shit
Imagine Devilliers here yesterday, would've made like 300 on his own
>>
>>56849756
pls god yes
>>
>>56849755
? we're all still here m8
>>
literal memeboundaries.
>>
How many overs do we play to again?
>>
>>56849786
>>56849786
>>56849786

NEW
>>
>>56849762
Nah that time Chanderpaul (or some other Windie) hit a six off the handle of the bat from a Brett Lee bouncer was.
>>
>might get 500

lmao
>>
SOUTHEEEEEEEELITE
>>
W A L L O P
>>
>only 9 off the over

ITS OVER

AUSTRALIA BTFO
>>
WALLOP
A
L
L
O
P
>>
>>56849776

No. He is related to Time Warner though
>>
>>56849761
Yw m8.
New Zealand BTFO
>>
Southee dropped when?
>>
here we go
>>
Holy shit the commentator just said "hell" on live television
>>
FUCK
>>
literally gonna go over 450
>>
SOUTHGOAT

FINCH AND AUSSIES GET FUCKED
>>
C O L L A P S E
O
L
L
A
P
S
E
>>
BOGANS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>
THIS FGUCKING GAME
>>
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>
perfect
lul them into a false sense of security
>>
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secret /comfy/ bread

>>56849836
>>56849836
>>56849836
>>
>new phrase for the meme dog
>it's just a worse version of an old phrase
>>
>watson next in
>australia basically 2/30
>>