Where were you when English sport was destroyed once and for all /sp/?

Reminder that this was LITERALLY the best team England had to offer and they still suffered the biggest blowout in their history

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>>56673608
I was taking a piss for the entire NZ innings.

>Skysports just literally showing the whole match again

Lmao

HEY LOOK EVERYONE THE ENGLISH TEAM GOT BLOWN OUT IN CRICKET LOOK EVERYONE LOOK

see nobody cares about this irrelevant sport

>>56673739

topkek

Scotland beating England when?

>>56673769

Proxy off Mohammed

>>56673769
>second biggest sport in the world
>irrelevant

Wait, what happened?

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>>56673808
#JeSuisEngland

>>56673807
by that logic ping pong is the third biggest sport in the world since its the most popular sport of china, is that what your ensuing?

what happened?

#I'llplaywithyou

>>56673824
Citation needed.

>>56673824

table tennis is literally popular in one sport you amerinigger

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>>56673824

>>56673824
>is that what your ensuing?
>your ensuing
C'mon.

Also, how else do you want to measure sport popularity if not number of people?

I like baseball so I might watch it if it was on but it isn't. Anyways play baseball instead otherwise neither sport will survive.

>>56673824

>mfw an american thought nfl was an internationally relevant sport near me

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>>56673838

>>56673883

>1.5 billion watched a cricket pool game

We don't need baseball or america you peasant

#JeSuisEngland

>>56673903
explain?

>>56673883
>implying cricket is dying
pls leave seppo

What happened this time?

>>56673919
bowled out for 123 then our opener got the fastest world cup 50 ever

>>56673919
A smug hobbit sheep-fucking image (posted by a New Zealander) indicates Kiwi superiority in something.

This time, England got BTFO by New Zealand in cricket.

>>56673940
Nevermind, just saw it's Cricket
Who cares lol

>>56673940
Worse loss in a cricket world cup ever

Like worse than the time Ireland beat Pakistan and the Pakistani coach was found dead the next day

>>56673941
is this bad? I don't watch cricket

>Getting memed on by a memecountry

Ayy lamemeo

>>56673904
>>56673926
literally only brown people care about cricket

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>NZ are actually favorites to make it to finals

i'm okay with this.

>>56673962
No, USA doesn't care about cricket.

>>56673959
possibly the most one sided performance from england ever
you got absolutely thrashed

>>56673974
HAHAHHA REKT OMG

AMERICANS FALLING OUT OF THEIR SCOOTERS AND ON SUICIDE WATCH

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>>56673919
>>56673940

>>56673959
It's probably the worst. It's pretty much the death of English cricket it was so bad.

>>56673978
Oh really? I thought England were good at cricket. Didn't they win the World Cup last year or something?

Did Freddie Flintoff play?

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>go to check the score
>see this headline
>England 123 v New Zealand
>125/2 (12.2/50 ov)
>New Zealand won by 8 wickets (with 226 balls remaining)

LMAO

>>56673962

>Invented by White people
>Sold to poor brown people

Can't get any more white than that buddy

>>56673999
No, India did. England hasn't been good for about 2 years or so.

>>56674011
oh, and it wasn't last year, the world cup is held every 4 years.

I'm loving and laughing at all this English feigned ignorance.

>>56673974
I don't want to shitpost and hijack your thread

all I'll say is that cricket has 0 exposure in the US, I'm guessing baseball has 0 exposure where you live

the two are similar enough that the sports should at least reach out to each other, I'd rather one out of the two survives and becomes a major sport than neither - one thing I'll never do is become a soccer fan

>>56674007
>16..44444.164.46.66664.1W
t. b mccullum

>>56673919
>>56673959
Whole match over in under 50 overs
Generally, one side gets to stay for 50 overs. That bad

>>56674027

Mfw people out there think cricket is boring, imagine if they watched baseball

>>56674027
But they're not similar, there's no reason to expand, and cricket is a major sport, just because you're not involved doesn't make it minor. That's why people see you as shitposting.

>>56674032
what's an over?

Wasn't basbeball invented during the civil war because people didn't want to play an elitist English sport?

T20 Cricket is more exciting than most BB games anyways.

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>>56674063

Mfw the pillaging of english cricket has driven bongs to madness

>>56674063
>>56674069
Pls explain. I am curious about this too

>This sexy nerd on Letters and Numbers

Fuuuuck I would

>>56674045
>But they're not similar, there's no reason to expand, and cricket is a major sport, just because you're not involved doesn't make it minor.
India, Pakistan, and the the unathletic Anglo countries together don't form a major sport

you might have 10 gold medals between yourselves

>>56674066
>That episode in Samurai Champaloo when East India Company plays baseball against the samurais

>>56674083
>Indian weebs

Gross.

>>56674082
And you have a 100 gold medals within yourself alone. What's the point?

>>56674066
no, it was a codification of the basic game that people were playing in the region

same as how every other sport starts

And how many gold medals have NFL players won?

>>56674082

>gold medals from swimming and other irrelevant disciplines

Who cares for that cuck sport kid

>>56674066
>T20
>good

T20 > baseball though

>>56674076
6 balls m80

>>56674082
>MUH COLLEGE AMATEUR DOES IT FOR FREE SPORTS

Nah.

>McCullum went from 22 to 72 in 10 (Ten) balls

Come on you curry eating sheep fuckers. What is an over?

>>56674116
See>>56674110

>>56674116
Pay attention you dopey cunt

>>56674116
1 over = 6 balls

ODI games are 50 overs ie: 300 balls to be bowled

>>56673824
>ensuing
Mate, I think the word you are looking for is insinuating. Ping Pong is only popular in one country, along with other irrelevant sports like american "foot" ball and curling.

>>56674063
England

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>>56674129

>>56674124
>>56674125
>>56674126
Thanks

>>56674096
How many times do I have to call Verizon before you pick up?

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>>56674129

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>>56674129

>>56674151
No one is strong enough to pick you up buddy.

>>56674152
>>56674129
>India and Pakistan are setting aside their differences to BTFO England

Clearly /cric/ is GOAT.

>>56674167
>>56674129
SUBCONTINENTALS BRINGING THE FUCKING PAIN

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>>56674129

>>56673883
>implying baseball is dying
>implying cricket is dying

>>56674038
baseball is way less boring
I've been watching this wc shit, and the middle overs are always boring as fuck, there are no close games, looks like a miniscule chance for upsets, you usually know who's going to win pretty damn early, no one is ever winning so there are no comebacks, it lasts 8 hours and most of it is fucking nothing but 0's and 1's with the odd boundary, and there's a lunch break

baseball is somehow a more intense 1v1 matchup and also a more team involved game at the same time. Runs are more exciting, shit actually happens (outs basically), fielding is more involved, pitchers dominate more, more strategy to each individual pitch.
Also it's harder to play, so it's more elite. And there's a lot more power, which is fun, from both pitchers and hitters, yet it is still an extremely skillful game.

>>56674129
top bantz

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>>56674129

>>56674129

>that one cheeky paki

goat

>>56674167
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT

AMERICANS ON SUICIDE WATCH OMG ABSOLUTELY OUTBANTERED AND REKT

>>56674129
kek I get this now

>>56674174
Nice madpost breh

>>56674174
>there are no close games
Confirmed for watching only one game.

>>56674174
>be baseball "player"
>play the exact same shot every single time, just to different areas of the field
>throw the exact same ball every single time, just to slightly different parts of a very small zone

>>56674167
CURRY BURN
U
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>>56674187
not even mad bro, I actually think cricket is alright, but baseball's better

damn do I wish international baseball was a bigger deal though. fucking love international competitions

>>56674174
Dude, stop it.
All this thread is for is laughing at England, and you're fucking it up with this shit.

>>56674174
>Wearing gloves to catch the ball
Yeah, no thanks.

>>56674212
>not even mad bro
HOLY FUCKING SHIT JUST CALM DOWN

fapping to Bailey Jay she's my favorite porn actress

>>56674094
anime is just another art form.
what's ur problem with it?

>>56674230
I'm not 15 any more (^:

Gosh, next you'll tell me videogames are an artform! Lol!

>>56674227
>>56674222
shit, sorry lads

>the city of England am I right?

>>56674230
Let's not divert from topic of this thread

>>56674129
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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>>56674174
Baseball is easier to play. You only need to make one solid hit, which is easier because there's less deviation because there's no bouncing on the pitch. In cricket you need to solidly hit the ball sometimes hundreds of times. Not to mention Americans need a glove because they can't use their hands to catch a ball. Baseball is pitiful.

>>56674230
>anime is just another art form.
Yeah in the same way that mickey mouse is. Difference is you don't see grown men masturbating to screencaps of that sly fox minnie

>>56674174
>there are no close games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ugh2D-2MRsM

>>56674083
They have TVs in India?

>>56674174

Don't be upset about it bro

Americans are scientifically and statistically proven to be unable to understand the intricacies of cricket. It's just too smart for your culture to comprehend.

Nothing personnel kid

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>>56674258
Just because you don't see it doesn't mean that it doesn't happen.

>>56674264
I saw it on le internet
>>56674230
Media form is more appropriate

>England getting rekt by Kiwibros
>Fucked a fat chick and just got home

BEST DAY EVER TBH.

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>>56674129
>England has not, and will not, come back to this thread

RIP UK

>>56674284
>>Fucked a fat chick and just got home
Must be like 5pm over there m8, good effort

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>mfw only one country ITT has a world cup

>Tfw Welsh

I don't really care. Rooting for Ireland in this world cup tbh.

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does cricket countries have their own version of wiffleball?

>tfw finished work at 4 expecting to still catch 3/4 of the game
>catch about half an hour

thanks a lot Southee/McCullum

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>>56674310
>soccer

>>56674310
What does the 66 mean?

>>56674310
>meme trophies

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>>56674310
>tfw 2 world cups

>>56674310
>invented the sport
>only wins once
yeah, great achievement there England.

>>56674307
6pm actually, left before the lunch break and gave her hell (;

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post yours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0_ZjhiNEfI

that btfo

>>56674317
I was wondering the same thing.
No fucking way would I want to be a kid playing deathpaddle with the real thing and no helmet.

>>56674333
>invent sheep shagging
>lose to Wales and New Zealand

>>56674358
They're all winners in that sport.

>>56674332
>>56674310
>not having 110 World Series

>>56674358
>english "banter"
historically incorrect and awful in execution

>>56674358
At least we came 3rd, when was the last time you guys came third in a World Cup?

>>56674370
Keep in mind you've also lost 110 world series'

>>56674310

and lets not forget

>remained irrelevant at the international level for the next 50 years

>>56674370
You mean 108/110

Watching the reply on Sky, it's so funny how positive the outlook is at 3/89

>>56674390
>implying America doesn't own Toronto

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You may only post in this thread if your country hasn't been btfo by a meme actor

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>>56674129
>>56674167

I for one welcome our future curry overlords

>>56674129
10/10

>>56674395
>owning things near Detroit

>>56674358
>Get raped
>Call your rapists sheep shaggers
lel

>>56674376
>3rd in the Olympics
>2nd in 2007 RWC

>>56674388
>irrelevant
>every country still obsessed when you get knocked out
>refball in 2010 leads to rule changes
yeah sure

Just got home and holy shit

holy shit

my sides

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J-just go a-away you savages

>>56674414
I thought we were talking about the soccer World Cup?

>>56674393

honestly, such a good collapse

southee went full goat

>>56674414
>this straw grasping

/sp/ fantasy league anyone?

>>56674414
>2nd in 2007 RWC

Oh neat, how many have you won?

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>This just in, people of pakistani descent are putting britbongs into the burn ward

>>56674449
Le Glasses Man is bowling now

>>56674460

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

>>56674460
no mercy

Is England the worst sporting nation in the history of the universe?

>>56674460
ahahahahahaha

>>56674455
no there's not

make one pls

>>56674460
It's canada v lesotho all over again

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>>56674460
>England's face right now

Leave England alone it's not nice to pick on retarded people

>>56674474
>who is Canada

>>56674455
you're a bit late

>>56674488
Fair call

>invent sport
>suck at it
What else is new for cuckistan?

>>56674488
>>56674493
He does have 1 (one) point there

>sky sports' schedule still has "NZ v Eng LIVE" for another hour and a half

top lel

Meh.
I've seen worse collapses, both by and against England.

What just happened against NZ is nowhere near the level of 'English sport being destroyed'. It was just another Friday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmat224iTrA

>>56674488
They're good at their national sport though.

>>56674515
well they are the only one that plays it

>>56674522
Not really

>>56674522
Scandinavian countries, Russia and the United States all play it.

>>56674509

7 wickets for 19 runs
It doesn't get much worse than that

Especially when McCullum with some help from Guptill got 29 off one over

>>56674515
>>56674522
but lacrosse is the national sport of canada
no seriously it is

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NZ girls defeated their English counterparts too.

>>56674534
>>56674534
Yes but only Canada has it as their main sport

>>56674556
Lmao

>the events of today
loving every laugh

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>>56674557

>>56674317
Tennis ball
There's plastic bats for under 10's, use proper bats otherwise

>>56674557
20/20 though

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>>56674544
Hockey is also their national sport (Winter), but you know it's the one people give a shit about.
So adding lacrosse, Canada is currently 2/2 in International titles for their sports.

haven't seen england get raped this massively since rotherham

>>56674582
For primary school we used squishy cricket balls. Inbetween the squishiness of a baseball and a regular cricket ball.

>>56674557
>122,123,124,125
>Diferences of two runs in both matches
Too unreal

>>56674411
Does this mean poms are sheep?

Did any of you cunts play cricketball dodgeball when the PE teachers were busy not supervising kids?

>tfw still have a welt on my shin from where I got knocked by one

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Why does /cric/ have such an unashamedly large reddit contingent?

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>3rd best bowling figures ever in a world cup
Only behind McGrath versus Namibia and another
>Fastest fifty ever in a world cup
>Second highest strike rate ever in a world cup (Another new zealander already holds the record)

This NZ team keeps breaking records consistently

If you look at the most ever wickets in world cup games Tim Southee is among elite names. He has the best record of all world cup bowlers ever with 29 wickets from 11 games with an average of 14.58 and a strike rate of 20.5

Although I think Australia are still favorites with South Africa not far behind, i think there is ever growing faith in the kiwis

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>>56674584
>mfw cricket is technically the national sport of England
top lel
>mfw "Oil wrestling" is the national sport of turkey
wut

honestly don't give a fuck about cricket, but cheers to you aussies for sticking it to the motherland

>>56674630
only male oil wrestling

>>56674635
>aussies
That was last week or something

>>56674615
Because the reddit threads are better.

>>56674635
We didn't do anything it was our little brother

>>56674618

Just to give some comparisons

>Jimmy Anderson 21 games, 22 wickets @ 42.72 with a SR of 48.5
>Waqar Younis 11 games, 22 wickets @ 21.18 with a SR of 25.4

The only current player with more world cup wickets is Malinga, he has 15 games, 31 wickets @ 20.58 with a SR at 22.6

So he is far above accepted great bowlers, if he can continue his form he could be elite

>>56674556
Holy fuck, are Pakis the new bantmasters?

>>56674676
they're catching up, now they're only 2 years behind Western memes

Does anyone actually understand what is going on in Cricket?

Just saw the score, English cricket will never be revived

>>56674595

those are called incrediballs

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>>56674734
Yes.

It's pree easy brah.

>>56674734
No, it's like Numberwang.

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Literally jerked off to this thread. Thank you based AUS/PAK/NZ alliance

>Watching SBS wogball highlights
>"Young Boys" play at the "Wankdorf Stadium"

Ayy.

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get it while it's hot

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>>56674773
Kiwis are always cheering people up :3c

>>56674763
>Europe

ok, so I want to understand this

England failed to score more points in 10...outs(?) than NZ in only 2?

>>56674790

yes

and it took them basically 3 times as long

>>56674790
thats what im thinking. I dont watch cricket, but even I know shit countries score over 200 on the regular. What the fuck happened to England this game?

>>56674790
Yes. Don't feel bad for not understanding. It's almost incomprehensible how shit England are at there own sports.

>>56674805
>>56674811

like actually

HISTORIC niggas

>>56674790
>>56674805

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg2iBBMsY4w

>>56674790
England's innings was first, so once ten batsmen were out, New Zealand only needed to get more than 123 runs. Which they did in like a third of the time.

>>56674790

in baseball terms.

Each team gets one innings and every player gets to bat once until they are out.

Average score is around 250ish.

Englands whole team only got 123 (absolutely shit score).

NZ then only needed to bat 1/5th of the time they are allowed to bat for and only 2 people even got out. One NZ player almost single handedly beat there whole teams score.

This literally never happens in cricket that one team loses this badly.

A brief overview for those /nocric/s who genuinely want to know what the big deal is:

England got a really bad score, Scotland are one of the worst teams at the world cup and are only there to make up numbers and England got less than they did against New Zealand.

Having to chase such a small score against what should be a decent team New Zealand might have been expected to go slow and steady but instead one guy just went wild and got ~2/3 of Englands entire team's score by himself in 25 balls, there are 300 balls in an innings of cricket.

In summary, England got BTFO to unimaginable extremes

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>>56673608
TYBNZ

>>56674841
>>56674842
>le pandering maymay

Someone had to say it (c:

>>56674790
look here
>>56674842

and I would add that often when a team gets a shit score its because the pitch is bad, that makes it harder to score runs and more likely to lose wickets, but it doesn't seem like that was a factor at all today, England just lost their shit something shocking

There's a cricket World cup nowadays?

>>56674841
>>56674842
>>56674864

ignore this for now, just watch this >>56674829

Then read what they said

>>56674841
Thank you, I can finally realize how dirty this is.

>>56673608
I was at home eating smegma butter when brother Rori walk in and say

da fuck is England up to bro?

"no"

and you?

>>56674866
Yeah and you've never won it

>>56673608
1954 was long before my birth.

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yfw NZ dominate griget in the next decade

>>56674905
I were down the council flat 'avin a curry when roger rung

Is they 'avin a fokken laff m8?

"no"

and yer?

>>56674957
That's not how you spell australia. That's not even close.

>>56674957
KANE
A N
N A
ENAK

>>56674748

no one actually pays attention to any of that shit unless they are actually deeply invested in it

>historic game
>literally the 7-1 of cricket
>55 IPs ITT
nice sport Asia

>>56674966
That didn't work very well I'll try again
KANE
AN
N A
ENAK

>>56673608

I don't give a shit about cricket. I guess I know how Americans feel when we insult them about sports they don't care about.

Learn some real sports, Australia.

>>56674957

no they will choke

we are notorious chokers in team games

>>56674966
>>56674989
gjge

>>56674167

BTFO
T
F
O

>>56674129

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>56674615

http://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/2wiq66/post_match_thread_new_zealand_defeat_england_by_8/cor8bdb

>there are redditors on /sp/ RIGHT NOW

[spoiler]including me[/spoiler]

>There are people who don't play cricket

IT'S FUCKING EASY TO DO TBH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPXAzgwwo0A

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>>56675028
FUCK OFF REDDITORS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>56675048
what the fuck is this RRREEEEE shit

fucking /r9k/ ar

England only lost by 2 runs though

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>>56675028
GET
THE
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
OUT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>watching cricket

>>56675059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FpFkazuUmo


GEEEEEEETTTTTTTTT

OOOOOOOUTTTT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>56675060
And 8 wickets

>>56675060
I know right, compared to how much you lost to Honduras in soccer it's nothing

>>56674982
nah not 7-1
more like 5-0

>>56674989
It should be like this since spaces doesn't work anymore.
KANE
AA....
N..N..
E....E

>>56675059

GET OUT GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>56675094
i'm not normally on 4chan on friday nights, is it always this autistic?

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>Giving a shit about one day cricket when the fucking rugby world cup is on later this year.

Preparing for the inevitable NZ choke lel.

>>56675094
feels good not to be a neet :^)

>tfw gladiator next on 7mate

GET OUT OF 4 CHAN!!!!! NORMIES GET OUT!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>all these neets losing their shit
lel

>>56674982
>>56674866
>>56674063
>>56674004
>>56673999
>>56673959
>>56673951
>>56674990
h..hehehe..hehe..hehe
We don't care about this sport, r-right lads?

>>56675110
>choosing that 200 minute saga over based Andy Dufresne
seen both too many times anyway

>>56675110
>for a second I thought you mean that show with the staunch cunts who smash normies with padded batons and shit

I got hype for no reason.

>>56675126
They probably don't anymore. Why would they.

The only reason Cricket and Soccer are popular in the third world is due to British Imperialism.

You like Cricket because the limeys raped your ancestors and killed your culture

>>56675129
It's weird I could download it and prob watch it in half the time but I won't because it's on TV

>>56675147
And you don't like it because you're shit at it

Isn't that REEEEEEEEEEE thing a /tv/ meme?
Because damn, they like to spam that a lot

>>56675160

/tv/ is the shithole of 4chan, they only make crap memes and it shows.

>>56675158
No it's because we kicked England's ass out of our country

>>56675162
Literally this.

>/sp/ did Bane posting better during the WC than /tv/ ever has.

>>56675150
same, I've got heaps of movies but continuously watch those same movies on tv instead of my personal copies

>>56675160
>>56675162
Mexishit samefag

>>56675160

/tv/ just run good memes into the ground

>>56675166
And then made your own world championships with sports that only your country plays. Adorable.

>>56675166
>making shitter versions of existing sports so that you won't have to compete with other countries
>being this afraid of embarrassment
>this level of poor sportsmanship

Feels good not being English

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>>56675302
>yfw Scotland and Ireland make it through and England don't

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Sleeping, thankfully.

is this greater than or equal to 7-1 followed by 3-0

>>56675357
7-1 tier in terms of the actual defeat but England were the away team and weren't the favourites

HAHA VERY FUNNY ENGLAND LOST A GAME OF SOME NOTHING SPORT. WHERE WERE YOU WHEN ENGLAND WON THE WORLD CUP, WHERE WERE YOU WHEN WE INVEMTED LITERALLY EVERY SPORT THAT IS RELEVANT IN THIS WORLD. FUCK OFF YOU BOGAN, SHEEP SHAGGING CURRY FUCKING CUNTS NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR SHITE SPORT HERE, AND NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR AIDS-RIDDEN, SHITE-SMELLING COUNTRIES ON THE POOR SIDE OF THE WORLD.

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>tfw you don't even watch cricket, you just enjoy seeing england cop bantz

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>>56675387

>>56675387
this reminds me of the mad britposts when Anna Meares rekt you cunts

>>56674027
I'm not hugely into cricket but it's fair to say it's going to be around a while, it's the number 1 sport in the country with the largest middle class so it's financially secure

>>56675387

This is the /cric/ equivalent to the Netherlands tard rage about beaners

Nobody cares about grasshopper

>>56675419
>Makelele guitar

Never 5get

>>56675387

You are so fucking mad right now

>>56675426

topkek

After the level of shitposting from the Dutch that was the catharsis /sp/ deserved

>>56675387
HA HA HA AUSSIES ARE TRULLY WANK IN SPORT. CANT PLAY RUGBY ( LOST TO FRANCE ) CANT PLAY LEAGUE ( LOST TO NZ ) CANT PLAY CRICKET ( LOST TO SOUTH AFRICA )
England smashed you aussie wankers in Commonwealth Games despite our Olympic Champions from London 2012 not competing due either to injury or more important commitments and without the help from the rest of the UK.. With Team GB winning 29 Gold Medals in our London Olympics and you Aussie STINK winning just 7 Gold medals.The Brits won more Gold medals in 1 Olympics than you Aussie STINK have won in all your combined Olympics since the beginning. Not to mention that you aussies are totally crap in all sport THE BRITS ACHIEVE MORE SPORTING SUCCESS IN 1 YEAR THAN YOU AUSSIE STINK ACHIEVE IN A LIFETIME WITH 2 SUCCESIVE TOUR DE FRANCE TITLES BRITAINS ANDY MURRAY WINNING WIMBLEDON AND ALSO WINNING THE US OPEN, THE BRITISH LIONS SMASHING AUSSIES IN THE RUGBY AND OUR ENGLAND CRICKET TEAM DOING THE SAME, OUR BRIT BOXER DARREN BARKER SMASHING AUSSIE DANIEL GEALE TO BECOME IBF BOXING CHAMPION GB WINNING 4 GOLD MEDALS IN IAAF ATHLETICS CHAMPIONSHIP COMPARED TO AUSSIES WHO NEVER WON A SINGLE GOLD MEDAL ETC AND NOT FORGETTING GB SMASHING AUSSIES IN THE LAST 3 OLYMPIC MEDALS TALLYS ETC. SEE BELOW Aussies are STINK and STINK in sport. THE BRITS / THE ENGLISH HAVE SMASHED YOU PASTY SKINNED AUSSIE STINK IN EVERY MAJOR SPORT including The Beijing Olympics Medals Tally, Our London Olympics Medals Tally, The Ashes 3-0 & 4-1 The One Day Series 4-0 The Tour de France 2 Succesive years, The Wimbledon Tennis in which our Britains Andy Murray Won becoming the First British Man To Win in 77 years and also Won The US Open and won Gold medal for GB in Olympics, The UCI World Track Cycling Championships Where The Brits Finished on Top of The Medals Tally, The Rugby with The British Lions Thumping Aussies The Recent Netball Series 3- 0 , etc etc etc.

>>56675367

7-1 at least had some (albeit very small) consolation for the losing team. England's defeat didn't even have that. Eoin Morgan himself even admitted there were"no positives" to be taken out of the loss.

>>56675166

> we

>>56673818
>>56674129
>>56674167
>>56674460
>>56674556

Mfw all these pakis with mad banter probably got free schooling and monies in bongistan and then returned to their decent cricketing nation

britbongs damaged into madness >>56675387

What happened?

>>56675449
New Zealand raped you and then you sucked the sheep shit off their dick

>>56674353
People just play with tennis balls.

>>56675449
we lost a game of afternoon tea

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>>56675166
>Literally being more worthless than India

Pick up a fucking book for once.

>>56675257
The guy who asked for it is not here, but thanks

>>56673818
this is... actually quite well done.

>Britain hasn't been a real super power for more than a century
>Still all these posts about Britain
>Your irrelevant country will never make the rest of the world so buttmad purely by existing

Feels pretty based.

>>56674310
>1966
>relevant

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>>56674460
oh my

Who cares?

The amount of people that just went >btfo proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.

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>johnny foreigner
>nothing going for them except playing British sports

Let me tell you something, you massive fucking queers, and listen good, because this is coming only once. ENGLAND ALWAYS WINS. England is World Champions at life and always will be and the next time any of you little fucks thinks otherwise just remember what language you're speaking.

Cunts.

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>>56675169
We also do daring synthesises very well.

>>56673608
I was in boulangerie, buying baguette, when Pierre came in and said :

le sport anglais est mort !

SERIEUX ?