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NZ VS ENGLEL THREAD 3

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>englel
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FIRST FOR MASTER RACE
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BASED SOUTHEE
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SOUTHEE GOAT
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Southee is bowling so fucking WELL
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SOUTHEE
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>>56669650
Wickets for the Wicket God.
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NZ fast bowlers way better then the aussie quicks (not trollin)
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Tim Southee is also known as the mangrove due to his uncontrolled rooting systems
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>>56669647
>woke up at midnight for this game
Let's see what time I can go back to sleep.
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>>56669691
'no'

if its not swinging the kiwis are fucked
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>>56669691
when they are at home they look great
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Shit root is still in
:3
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OFFICIAL /CRIC/ COUNTDOWN
OFFICIAL /CRIC/ COUNTDOWN
OFFICIAL /CRIC/ COUNTDOWN
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>there are "people" IN THIS VERY THREAD that DIDN'T power play Tim BASED AND ELITE Southee
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> England CHOSE to bat first
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>tatas
if u have tatas you can say tata to your batting skill
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>>56669723

>the country of India
>a place where a countdown goes up
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>>56669729
not much of a choice if they had bowled they'd be chasing 450
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>>56669729
>win the toss and bowl
>australia get 350
>with the toss and bat
>all out for <150
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>Englel
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>you will never be english
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Here's Southee's greatest hits for the Kiwis
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>oh yeah the crickets on
>big game today, I wonder how they're doing
>AHAHAHAHAHA
>AHAHAHAHA
>HAHAHA
>HA
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HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
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ABSOLUTELY GOAT
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>Bread
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Warne seems like a good cunt
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>stuart bread

warnie feeding the cunt lel
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Why is this team even in the World Cup?
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SOUTHEEEEEEEEEEE
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>Southee

If he isnt in your fantasy team you are a ian bellend
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>>56669782
thanks mate, appreciate the webms of this match

how do you do it so fast?

also 6
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>BREAD
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SOUTHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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REVOKE ENGLAND TEST STATUS WHEN?
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SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE

>BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD
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>Just woke up
>Englel getting rekt

GOOD MORNING LADS
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NO HEART
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>Bread

Absolutely disgusting
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FUCKIN' SOUTHEE

GOAT
GOAT
GOAT
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England need to go home
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fuck tim southee
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6 now for GOAT Southee.
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TOP FUCKING LEL

WHAT INT HE SHIT WAS THAT?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>56669782
>kek this webm is already outdated
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NOT A SINGLE ENGLISHMEN ITT
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Any twitsp /cric/ users?
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Scotland>England
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nightshift must be starting lads
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>This wasn't the OP image
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COULDN'T HAVE ASKED FOR MORE
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>Stayed awake to watch this
>Don't know whether to go to bed sad or watch it get worse and worse
Wish I was at work.
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Aggers is so fucking mad right now.
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>mfw Scotland and Ireland are LITERALLY better at cricket than England now
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>>56669883
Yes we could and can

We want them out for <150
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>>56669904
Nah, Root will probably drag them to 180~
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>>56669902
good. that faggot is a bitch anyway
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>YFW YOU REALIZE THEY MAY LITERALLY GET LESS RUNS THAN SCOTLAND
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>tfw you care more about your fantasy team than your own national team at this point
>tfw I picked Southee
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>>56669861
convict has an account
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>>56669893

Why not be pleased that the most based cricket team around atm is going to win
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goodluck new zeland,,
paki and india are scum team,, onli lots of fans

niccccccccccc match
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>mfw that kiwi yesterday who said that England would be out <150 was right

CONFIRMED WIZARD
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>>56669963
drop proxy
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>>56669963
proxy off
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>>56669963
>using a proxy and typing like Japan

PO
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>>56669963
ebin :^)
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>31.1
>116 runs

Literally minnow tier
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>tfw picked Boult over Southee
>Anderson doesn't even get a bowl

Fuck you England
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>>56669964
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>>56669964
>CONFIRMED WIZARD

>made me think of Wizards of Waverly Place

>tfw no WoWP gf
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gonna be interesting to see how much it swings for england
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>>56669999
Choice quads ay bruu
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If you're a middle order batsman for NZ who has stayed in the deep field, you have literally gotten a match fee for doing nothing
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if these buggers get 150 i'll be very angry
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>>56669798
He's a brilliant commentator and analyst when channel 9 aren't telling him to act like a fuckwit.
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>>56670027

Based Englel making sure Anderson doesn't get injured
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>>56670027
looks like all the middle order are lazing around left of wicket
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>>56670027
You had to stand around outside in the sun all day.

Wasn't one of the wickets a catch out deep too?
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>Roots to get a glorious ODI century as long as no other englishman faces a ball
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>>56670027
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>Watching from the cruise ship

based
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>>56670065
38000 posts

fug
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SOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>englel
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>>56670078
good thing /sp/ doesnt have a post count

>mfw my post history would be thousands of >englels
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SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN
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Good show, lads
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7 (seven)
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wtf
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S O U T H E E
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that pom who said our bowling lineup was the best in the world might be right you know

s o u t h e e
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>7 (SEVEN) WICKETS
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Wish I was on that cruise ship right about now
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GOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOAT
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Oh man, Root looked like he was going to cry, anyone cap that? ;_;

He's the only one even trying
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"NOT JUST GIVE HIS WICKET AWAY"
>literally a second later
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>>56670076
post pics of cruise qts pls
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quack quack
>7
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Being Root is suffering.
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>There are people in this thread who haven't accepted Tim Southee as their lord and savior.
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whats the opinion on don bradmna cricket? also should i get on pc or ps4?
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Sadd Root is Sad
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Geoffrey Boycott
Ex-England batsman on BBC Test Match Special
"I think if you're sat in the England dressing room you're thinking we can get a good score here. I'd be surprised if they get under 270, it's very flat."
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ZERO WORLD CUPS
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W
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C
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>>56670153
stfu
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BASED
FUCKING

S A U D I
A
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I
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>>56670141
>4 slips in an ODI
Just rubbing it in at this point.
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Oh I feel really bad for Root now haha
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>you'll never take 7 wickets in a world cup match and have the stadium cheer your name

;_;
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hahaha just wait til scotland fuck englands shit up that will be the real comedy gold
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Not only is the fall of wickets rapid but the run rate is absolute shit. Something awful like 3.5
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poor poms I feel bad
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>>56670145
oh no

;_;
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>>56669963
don't u have mosques to blow up?
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>>56670145
:( poor qtrooty
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>THAT ONE MAD AS FUCK INDIAN SHITPOSTING NONSTOP ABOUT BASED NZ

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU NOW FAGGOT
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>>56670154
I play on PC and try to appeal for a wicket every delivery
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>56665032
>56665032
englel being englel
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>>56670154
People have said PC because muh graphics.

you need a controller though
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>>56670065
absolutely nobody gives a fuck about this cunt
it's hilarious to see how hard he pushes himself on /sp/ and still nobody cares.

epic failed meme tbh haha
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>the powerhouse that is Namibia
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this game will be over by 5pm lel
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>>56670227

Did you pick Southee?
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yfw this is the moment where England turns it around and the greatest ODI partnership in history happens
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requesting gif/webm of the reaction from Root
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>>56670255
no ;_;
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>southee has 6times the fantasy points of the entire england team
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>poot
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ALL OUT FOR 123
LELLELELELLELELELLEELELLELELELEELLELELELELLELELELEELELLELELELELEL
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>LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND >LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND >LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND >LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND >LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND >LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND >LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND >LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND >LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND >LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND >LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND >LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND >LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND >LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND >LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND >LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND >LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND >LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND >LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND >LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND >LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND
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>LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND
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>JOE POOT
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>123
tip top lel
scotland scored more
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Ogre
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ROOT
O
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>123
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>>56670264
>Root finally ascends
It would almost be worth it

NEVERMIND KEK
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>123 all out
>the state of english cricket
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA
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124 to win


HAHA
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>123
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123

fuck

I'm so sorry english
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>>56670298
>>56670300
SO FUCKING BASED
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FUCK OFFF


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>132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132
>being worse than Scotland
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STEP.

THE.

FUCK.

UP.
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>invent sport
>0 World Cups
>be the worst team in the current World Cup
Englel
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>123 ALL OUT
>THE STATE OF ENGLISH CRICKET
>123 ALL OUT
>THE STATE OF ENGLISH CRICKET
>123 ALL OUT
>THE STATE OF ENGLISH CRICKET
>123 ALL OUT
>THE STATE OF ENGLISH CRICKET
>123 ALL OUT
>THE STATE OF ENGLISH CRICKET
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Lower than Scotland LMAO.
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>123
>2
>3
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LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND

M

A

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>>56670298
>>56670300

lel
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>>56670227
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GIVE US THE CUP
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Southee tbh
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Poor Joe Root
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>124 to win
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1 2 3
2
3
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>>56670278
Only have the still
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>>56670341
Shh
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>yfw englel are worse than scotland and ireland
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>>56670298
>>56670300
>>
>Losing 7 wickets for 20 runs
>>
dud world cup

no good games at all so far
>>
>>56670393
>>
NZ should just go T10 mode and close this before lunch break
>>
>England put on a piss poor score of 123
>NZ can't make it
>>
>104/3 TO >123/10 >104/3 TO >123/10 >104/3 TO >123/10 >104/3 TO >123/10 >104/3 TO >123/10 >104/3 TO >123/10 >104/3 TO >123/10
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>LOSING 7 (SEVEN) WICKETS FOR 19 (NINETEEN)

MY FUCKING SIDES

>ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL
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>>56670413
UAE ZIM was great
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>>56670176
I remember an domestic one dayer a few years ago where New South Wales had a team on the ropes and they had 5 slips 2 gullies a short cover and a back pad
>>
when did NZ git gud at cricket?
>>
>>56670413
should let these minnow nations in
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>>56670439
don't be like that
>>
>>56670429
>T10
>twenty 10

>not T10
>ten 10

fucking retard
>>
>yfw aus vz nz is gonna be the best game of this wc
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>>56670458
As soon as McCullum became captain pretty much
>>
I'm feeling a NZ choke again, maybe 4 wicket win
>>
What's the pitch like at Eden Park?
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who /hype/ for Aus/NZ here

Should be good to have some actual competition for once
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>>56670412
>>56670412
this.

also, did stuff away from match, left at 15overs.

>mfw all out for 123

ALL OUT 123 ALL OUT 123
>>
>Inb4 Jimmy gets it swinging and rapes NZ
>Inb4 NZ struggle to chase a low total even more than they did against Scotland
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>>56670458
This past year.
Still won't win go past the semis though.
>>
>>56670413

>Implying any game that isn't between Australia, SA and NZ are worth watching

>Just like rugby
>>
I love the intermission music
>>
>>56670471
lol xD

>Literally a lower score than scotland
>Literally a below T20 par score
>33.2 overs.

So bad.
>>
>>56670413
yesterday's game was good
>>
>>56670458
Since based Hesson took over coaching duty, took captaincy away from Taylor and gave it to McCullum.
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>>56670465
>yfw kane doesnt even play because mccullum and guptill thrash it
>>
>>56670496

>Anderson

This isn't a Duke ball m8
>>
>>56670497
Does anyone have any other cric sweatymans?
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>>56670497
>india this delusional
>>
>required run rate: 2.48
>2.48
If they lose more than 4 wickets I won't know what the fuck they were playing at.
>>
>>56670496
nah our boys will have learned from that choke
>>
>Leave for my basketball game around the 7th or 8th over
>England look to be doing alright
>2 wickets after 6 overs but still a lot of game left
>Get home
>Innings Break
>Da fuq? Already?
>England 123

Lel

New Zealand making look as easy as ABC, 123.
>>
I'll be able to watch Super Rugby and the cricket.

Thank you for making this game so quick, based Southee.
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>>56670471
>>
>>56670489
Worst pitch of any NZ ground in the world cup.
>>
>>56670524

>tfw everyone wanted Hesson gone

How wrong we were. Best coach in the world tbh
>>
>>56670534
it's nearly four in the morning

you're lucky there are any of us in these threads
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>>56670530
I did the old aus jersey

Haven't done one for the world cup jersey
>>
>>56670547
Nah they should just go for broke and be as reckless as possible
>>
>>56670504
>implying the shitty nations vs shitty nation games arent fun
>>
>>56670471
so this is the famed aussie shitposting?
not impressed tbh
>>
>>56670496
They purposefully played reckless against Scotland to up the run rate

But we'll see
>>
>>56670573
r/ing the indian and pakistani one
>>
>>56670584
stick around for a while
>>
>>56670552

>New Zealand making look as easy as ABC, 123.
>123
>>
>>56670563
I'll admit I doubted Hesson as well for a while.

Pushing on while your country hates you just makes you even more based IMO.
>>
is southee the GOAT bowler at this WC?
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talk to u during the semis m8lad.
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>>56670496
>>
>>56670552
You missed out on based Southee, amazing performance. Are you proxy or one of the new americans? Cos this is the most fucking rekt ive seen in the cup.

>>56670584
It's mild today, because it's a good game rather than meme minnows.
>>
>>56670563

>tfw I thought he was gonna shit it up after the Taylor/McCullum thing

what a turn around
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dobbed in, cunt
>>
>>56670489

Flat as fuck. Think Lelbourne, but with tiny boundaries
>>
>>56670603
Someone else did a paki one

I'll do an indian one tonight
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>>56670496
>>
>>56670609
The Big Meme is the best batsman and bowler in the comp
>>
>>56670584
tbh new memeland have stepped up their game in that department as well this season.
>>
>>56670629
who cares that you decided to be more autistic than the original shitposter by telling him.
>>
>>56670629
kek
>>
>>56670564
On the last day of the 3-0 England Ashes there were more Aussies in the thread at 4am than Englishmen

Your team and fans are literally the shittest in the world
>>
HERE WE GO BOYS
>>
>>56670609

Top performer in this WC so far by a long shot.

Until the saffers bowl Afghanistan out for like 40 or something.
>>
WIDE
I
D
E
>>
>>56670668
Yeah, because English people were at work.

Also, cricket isn't a religion in England.
>>
>>56670668
all that proves is that you have more saddacts staying up all night for an inconsequential game
>>
HE BOWLS TO THE LEFT
>>
Pls dont collapse NZ....
>>
>>56670668
I think that cricket is dying in England.
>>
dat big screen video counting down England's wickets in real time
>>
>mfw england are a minnow
>>
>>56670683
keep in mind that for some reason he has played 3 games when most other teams have only played 1
>>
>>56670668
It wouldn't surprise me if handegg was more popular than cricket here these days, fuck do you expect
>>
>>56670603
can you make a paki one too :^)
>>
>>56670696
Wrong
>>
come on cucktill give us something
>>
>>56670618
I'm new to the sport. Just started watching this tournament.
>>
>>56670712
oops meant to reply to
>>56670645
>>
NZ are home babbies

I would back them to beat Australia in NZ but there is no way they will over here
>>
FOUR
O
U
R
>>
>>56670489
it's the worst.
>>
IT'S HAPPENING
>>
Guptill will shit himself as per usual
Kaneball all dae
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>>56670719
ah, cool. watch the southee highlights when they get posted.
>>
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Piers in damage control on twitter btw lads
>>
>>56670696

What even is Englands national sport these days?

You're pretty much terrible at every sport you invented.
>>
>watching a sport that is only relevant becuase it is played in the summer
>watching that sport in the winter
fucking disgusting, all of you. Fuck off to /asp/
>>
>>56670554
So much this. GOAT night.
>>
>>56670738
Well most teams in any sport are home babbies.

You're just talking about the idea of home field advantage.

And I mean to be fair I don't think Australia and NZ should be in the same pool cause Australia having to travel to NZ in the round robin is a bit shit.
>>
>>56670785

>we don't care about this sport
>>
>>56670785
>LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND
>>
>>56670785
The butthurt is real
>>
>>56670785
2sore
>>
>>56670785
Time to go to work, m8
>>
>>56670765
Think you might be getting a bit too excited mate.
>>
>>56670554
this right here m9
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>yfw when Englel
>>
>>56670738

Homebabies ?

We beat pakis in pakistan, you didnt

You are indian tier homebabies, however i do think it will be hard for nz to beat aussie in aussie
>>
>>56670786
Chiefs, easy win right?
>>
>Only 9 off the first over

we're not going to make it lads
>>
>>56670738

Everyone's a homebabby these days m8
>>
>>56670785
just stop.
go to sleep or something.
wake up like nothing happened.
>>
>>56670668
Thing about English cricket is that not many people actually support it.

Whenever people discuss English cricket, they talk about how shit the team is and how incompetent the ECB is.

You don't get many fans if you're shit.
>>
>>56670828
>>56670823
>>56670806
>butthurt
>implying I even know how scoring works in cricket
>>
>>56670785
Begins
>>
>>56670738
I can't disagree with that tbh.
>>
>>56670851
>6 over point

top lel
>>
>>56670853
>on track for 450-0

I think you're fucked, m8
>>
WALLOP
>>
>>56670844
Nope, Valid point
>>
>>56670759

>muh KP

lel
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LITERALLY WILL BE FINISHED IN 20 OVERS
>>
>>56670851
>Pakistan in UAE

that series was a gimmick, we beat SA in SA the series before and that was all anybody cared about
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>15-0 after 7 balls
>mfw England was all out at this point
>>
Get shit on England
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>>56670849
>>
>>56670875
Worse than Scotland
>>
Is this going to be worse than Brazil 7-1?
>>
>tfw had Ross, Kane and Corey
>none of them will bat today

Fuck I hate you England
>>
>>56670861
They should sack all of the shit cunts and replace them with people who know how to improve the team then.
>>
>>56670902
:3
>>
McCullum pls
>>
>>56670912
that would be bowled out for less than 50 and NZ win in 5 overs
>>
>>56670902
moar
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>>56670849
>>
>bread

based mccullum going to finish it off it 20 mins
>>
>>56670912
Not as much of a crucial match, and they're not the home team.

If Australia got BTFO in the MCG in the final for 50 runs as the other poster said, that'd top 7-1
>>
>>56670937
Then you'd have no board and no team.
>>
>>56670851
The test team are homebabies, The ODI team wins everywhere, that's how they got to number 1.

Do you not remember memeswel bowling a two wicket maiden to win the game in saudi?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxK3dY62fa4

>in b4 they threw the match
>>
>>56670851
pakis haven't played in pakistan in 7 years m8
>>
THIS BASED BATTING

FUCK YES
>>
>>56670902

>Implying nz and australia arn't just a little bit gay for each other
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>>56670934
>have Southee as power player
>>
>this run rate
its a thrashing lads
>>
McCullum not giving no fucks
>>
How many overs will it take for NZ to win?

I'm gonna say 10.
>>
MUH DICK IS SOLID
>>
Name a more based human than mccullum i dare ya
>>
we t/20 now
>>
>>56670912
Think of it as 5PA1N
>>
Basedum Mcculum
>>
>>56670986
Davey Warner
>>
>>56670851

They whitewashed the Pakis m8
>>
IS THAT A 13.5 RUN RATE?

JESUS CHRIST
>>
fug
>>
>>56670999
but spain were good and expected to win that game
>>
>>56670986
Mccullum>Kane
>>
Does anyone have the webm of when stove made that catch running from slip to leg slip
>>
>take a piss
>18 off the over
>>
>>56670943
>>56670956
>>56670999
Ok. I knew bowled out for 123 was pretty bad. I didn't how bad though.
>>
>RR 13.5

Literally blown the fuck out
>>
Just got in lads, what did i miss?
>>
Finished by 10 overs I reckon.
>>
>>56671047
lol
>>
work
>>
>>56671013
There was quite a few people who thought Englel would win this as well.

Sure, at least half of it was banter but still.
>>
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>this batting
>>
>>56671047
lol
>>
>>56670986
Southee

#mymancrushgrows
>>
>>56671047
this is your nightmare.
>>
Fug
>>
JAYSUS


MCCULLUM CONFIRMED FOR NEEDING A SHIT SO HE'S TRYING TO CRUISE THROUGH
>>
this is hilarious
>>
>>56671047

lol
>>
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>>56671047
>>56671047
>>56671047
>>56671047
>>56671047

Oh my fugggggg
>>
300 strike rate lol
>>
The same fucking spot kek
>>
>>56671013
>good
>>
god mccullum is so fucking meme
>>
McCULLUM CONFIRMED GOAT
>>
POO PEELAND SHITTING ON ENGLEL
>>
fug I'm sorry poms
>>
what the feck is this?! Kiwis playing some fecking shcool children!
>>
>>56671090
>were
>>
>le outside edge for 4 man
>>
>>56671047
You missed Morgan's tactical genius entrapping the Kiwis into an inescapable loss.
>>
>Baz memeing this hard

Based
>>
>>56671106
Even then
>>
literally meme: the batsman
>>
https://twitter.com/piersmorgan

ALL THIS MAD
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raping 11 men out in the open, you outdid us NZ.
>>
>that run rate

ahahaha
>>
Mc'Cullum playing like the Saturday 2nds batsmen who's got a wedding to go to on the night.
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>there are english fans wgo travelled to this ground right now
>>
>memecullum literally shouting MEME as he hits another boundary
>>
Could /cric/ field a better team than England?
Obviously Goosey would be captain because he knows everything about cricket
>>
>sad looking poms in the crowd

based. is there a better sight in world sports?
>>
Would England be any better if they competed as the UK like they do in the olympics?
>>
>>56671113
>implying Morgan isn't an IRA spy sent over to destroy English cricket
>>
>NZ could have batted first and posted a world record

tf
>>
>>56671125

>thinking KP's still good
>2012 + 3
>>
CTRL+F MEME

I'm going to be sick
>>
ALL THAT ENGLISH ASSMAD IN THE CROWD
>>
Damn it britbongs. Only 4 hours of cricket today.
>>
>>56671063
Honestly its far past the point where I actually expect England to lose. Hell, I've been betting against England for just over a year now and I've made a decent amount of money in doing so.

When they do lose, I'm not disappointed, and if they somehow win, its a great surprise.
>>
WALLOP
>>
HAHAHAHA YES FUCKS YES


THIS MAKES ME SO FUCKING MOIST
>>
NOTHING BETTER
>>
>>56671125
why haven't the poms killed that cunt yet
>>
>that meme as fuck 4
JESUS CHRIST
>>
WALLOP
>>
HOLY SHIT MCCULLUM TAKING THE PISS
>>
they looked pretty happy
>>
THIS FUCKING MEMEING OH MY GOD
>>
what's with this orange tshirt thing?
>>
HAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD


MY FUCKING GOD


SO MANY RUNS
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post your predictions of how many overs NZ will need to bat

10 here
>>
>That sheepshagger that couldn't hold the one-handed catch

Sorry m8.
>>
MCCULLUM CONFIRMED FOR NEEDING A SHIT
>>
THE

ULTIMATE

MEME

MASTER
>>
MEMECULLUM
>>
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MCCULLUM MEMEAGE IS PROBABLY THE DANKEST KIND OF /CRIC/-RELATED MEMEAGE

SO GOOD
>>
>>56671191
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>
>>56671196

6 (six)
>>
micky is on fire
>>
Is he on track to beat AB to fastest 50?
>>
>>56671159
>everything is a meme xd xd
NO
promemers can fuck off.
>>
>mccullum trying to kill the umpire
almost m8
>>
>>56671196
Less than 10.
>>
Jesus christ
>>
I'm trying to watch Southee highlights but New Zealand keeps bashing 4's and 6's.
>>
>>56671196
finished before dinner
>>
Honestly

my fucking dick
>>
This.is fucking murder
>>
51 RUNS OFF 22 DELIVERIES

MY SIDES
>>
NZ ONLY NEEDING ONE

(1)

>ONE

BATTER TO BEAT ENGLAND
>>
McCullum really wants to watch that chiefs game.
>>
MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM MEMECULLUM

IS THIS HOW YOU AUSSIES FELT? FEELS GREAT TBH
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england are gonna win this world cup, screenshot this post
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Mccullum going insane
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>>56671196
8
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look this isn't right the english are our grandparents

lets get all out for 124 to make it easier on them
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crickets not even a sport lmao fuck off
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>>56671191
despair
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>this run rate
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OH MY GOD
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MAJOR MEME ALERT
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HOLY SHIT

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

ANOTHER 6


WHAT IS GOING ON
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This is brutal
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>start the car
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Christ this is like watching Donny B 14 gameplay.
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KEK

SO

MUCH

KEK
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>>56671244
DAMAGE CONTROL
A
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A
G
E

C
O
N
T
R
O
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>tfw this is so based you now hate your own country

kill me
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I really fucking want McCullum to smash a window on the car on the boundary rope
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absolutely fucking ridiculous
holy shit England...
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there's memery afoot tbh
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>yfw english are leaving the stadium already
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>>56671244
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Every Kiwi is now a cricket fan
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McCullum just swinging for the car now.
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Lol at Booing Guppy
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I am sorry englandfriends
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Now after this batting this is another 7-1
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>changed my powerplayer from mccullum to kane at the last minute

Shit
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Oh god, just tuned in.

I am here to laugh.
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>blocking

BETA AS FUCK
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>cucktill hogging the strike
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>4 overs gone
this is fucking brilliant
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I feel tears welling up.

Sorry for the reddit-tier post, but this is just beautiful.
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Guptlel what the fuck are you doing.
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>He watches cricket

Top jej.
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>>56671287
>paying to watch this

>>56671308
it's a
>123
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Mccullum is a fucking god
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>guptill stealing brennies runs

stop
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>you might beat Scotland
BTFO
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>>56671308

That would imply Englel had a chance to begin with
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>>56671310
iktfb
chose boult over southee too
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>>56671310
went Ali myself
cunt won't even get a bowl
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>>56671322
Sorry
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Guptill please get out so we can get the meme duo in
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>>56671342
>implying brazil had a chance
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The devastation is real
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WE NEED TO BOOST ENGLISH MORALE SO POST SOME THINGS THAT WILL CHEER THEM UP

THIS IS AN ENGLISH QT
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Well, good thing this is only pajama cricket and will therefore be forever irrelevant.
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>England throwing the game

Fuck sake lads you're already rich.
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>>56671322
Aren't you late to work?
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This thread needs a theme song.

Jackson 5 - ABC (England goes for) 123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho7796-au8U
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look can we make 124 - 0 bro?
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this game is definitely fixed
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what exactly is it that makes mcullum a meme player?
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>>56671365
5-0
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>>56671374

Oh my god this place would blow the fuck up
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who /uncontrollablylaughingatpatheticEnglandcricketteamandthedankmemecricketbeingplayedbyMcCullum/ here?
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>>56671365
m8, we're shit at tests too. Its just been so long since the last test match that you've forgotten.
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>>56671365
but you're not good at test cricket either. see you boys in 9 months.
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New Zealand is more than half way to Englands score in the 5th over
Let that sink in for a second
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>Cucktill

Just fuck off

>>56671382

Here
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>guptill taking all the strike

stop it
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>>56671369
>look i'm american and watch cricket guys!!!!!!!!

how fat are you exactly?
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>Piers Morgan @piersmorgan ยท 40m 40 minutes ago
Tim Southee's bowled well, but this is a flat bloody track and he ain't Curtly bloody Ambrose.
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still peeing vaseline and I don't even mind lads
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Give Bmac the strike you cunt
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KEK
EKE
KEK
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fucking guppy, fuck off
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>Cricket

Top kek.
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Honestly I'm hype as fuck for Aus vs NZ now
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>>56671392
ashes are in 4 months m8
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>losing a game by 40 overs
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>>56671364
I just typed into google "Good British Things" and I got this.

Here you are britcucks, a picture of a meal you all enjoy.
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>>56671400

i saw that one

dat mad
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>>56671400
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>>56671399
I weigh about 165 lbs.

Nice meme though.
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>>56671347
>captaining a Pom
>even picking a Pom

that's where you dun goofed
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>>56671382
MY DICK HOLY SHIT
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reminder that scotland still managed to get 7 wickets against NZ, englel is struggling to get 1
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>>56671409
>celebrating an illegitimate title
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australians I know you are cunts but lets not be too mean to the british, they've had a hard day at work
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WALLOPS EVERYWHERE
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54 off 18 GOAT
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>>56671364
who is this semen demon?
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McWallop
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ELITE
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>>56671409
1966
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ANOTHER

>FUCKING

6

>(SIX)
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BAZZA THE LITERAL GOAT
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World cup wins

>England: 1
>New Zealand: 0
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FASTEST 50 IN WORLD CUP HISTORY

ABSOLUTELY BASED
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FUCKING

GREATEST
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>>56671423
>lbs

where the fuck do you think you are?
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MCWULLUP
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>Mccullubongbong couldve gooten a century if Guptill wasnt salty from not getting attention
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>Fastest ever world cup 50
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>Guy without an orange shirt catching it one handed

bet that cunt feels dumb
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W A L L O P S
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What is this
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are sports an art form?
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HIT THE CAR LOLOLOL
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This is making my dick hard
Southee still for motm but Bmac has had a day captaining and slogging
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>Implying the English team isn't just trying to give NZ sixes so that someone in the crowd can catch it
So proud of our lads.
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fucking hell lads
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>got the car

it just keeps getting better and better
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>actually just aiming for the car
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So who fixed this match?
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>dented the car
BASED
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD


WALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOPSSSSSSSSSSS

HIT THE FUCKING CAR
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>NZ need 40 to win
>McCullum needs 40 to get a century
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DENTED CAR
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>>56671457
Convert it yourself. I weigh more pounds than England scored runs and it isn't an insult on me.
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>>56671459
He still can
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BTFO
T
F
O
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>>56671299
Wizard
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This has to be the most perfect match I've ever seen

Not even kidding, this is even a bigger blowout than 5-0
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