NZ VS ENGLEL THREAD 3

FIRST FOR MASTER RACE

BASED SOUTHEE

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SOUTHEE GOAT

Southee is bowling so fucking WELL

SOUTHEE
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>>56669650
Wickets for the Wicket God.

NZ fast bowlers way better then the aussie quicks (not trollin)

Tim Southee is also known as the mangrove due to his uncontrolled rooting systems

>>56669647
>woke up at midnight for this game
Let's see what time I can go back to sleep.

>>56669691
'no'

if its not swinging the kiwis are fucked

>>56669691
when they are at home they look great

Shit root is still in
:3

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OFFICIAL /CRIC/ COUNTDOWN
OFFICIAL /CRIC/ COUNTDOWN
OFFICIAL /CRIC/ COUNTDOWN

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>there are "people" IN THIS VERY THREAD that DIDN'T power play Tim BASED AND ELITE Southee

> England CHOSE to bat first

>tatas
if u have tatas you can say tata to your batting skill

>>56669723

>the country of India
>a place where a countdown goes up

>>56669729
not much of a choice if they had bowled they'd be chasing 450

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>>56669729
>win the toss and bowl
>australia get 350
>with the toss and bat
>all out for <150

>Englel

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>you will never be english

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Here's Southee's greatest hits for the Kiwis

>oh yeah the crickets on
>big game today, I wonder how they're doing
>AHAHAHAHAHA
>AHAHAHAHA
>HAHAHA
>HA

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

ABSOLUTELY GOAT

>Bread

Warne seems like a good cunt

>stuart bread

warnie feeding the cunt lel

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Why is this team even in the World Cup?

SOUTHEEEEEEEEEEE

>Southee

If he isnt in your fantasy team you are a ian bellend

>>56669782
thanks mate, appreciate the webms of this match

how do you do it so fast?

also 6

>BREAD

SOUTHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

REVOKE ENGLAND TEST STATUS WHEN?

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SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE SOUTHEE

>BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD >BREAD

>Just woke up
>Englel getting rekt

GOOD MORNING LADS

NO HEART

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>Bread

Absolutely disgusting

FUCKIN' SOUTHEE

GOAT
GOAT
GOAT

England need to go home

fuck tim southee

6 now for GOAT Southee.

TOP FUCKING LEL

WHAT INT HE SHIT WAS THAT?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>56669782
>kek this webm is already outdated

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NOT A SINGLE ENGLISHMEN ITT

Any twitsp /cric/ users?

Scotland>England

nightshift must be starting lads

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>This wasn't the OP image

COULDN'T HAVE ASKED FOR MORE

>Stayed awake to watch this
>Don't know whether to go to bed sad or watch it get worse and worse
Wish I was at work.

Aggers is so fucking mad right now.

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>mfw Scotland and Ireland are LITERALLY better at cricket than England now

>>56669883
Yes we could and can

We want them out for <150

>>56669904
Nah, Root will probably drag them to 180~

>>56669902
good. that faggot is a bitch anyway

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>YFW YOU REALIZE THEY MAY LITERALLY GET LESS RUNS THAN SCOTLAND

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>tfw you care more about your fantasy team than your own national team at this point
>tfw I picked Southee

>>56669861
convict has an account

>>56669893

Why not be pleased that the most based cricket team around atm is going to win

goodluck new zeland,,
paki and india are scum team,, onli lots of fans

niccccccccccc match

>mfw that kiwi yesterday who said that England would be out <150 was right

CONFIRMED WIZARD

>>56669963
drop proxy

>>56669963
proxy off

>>56669963
>using a proxy and typing like Japan

PO

>>56669963
ebin :^)

>31.1
>116 runs

Literally minnow tier

>tfw picked Boult over Southee
>Anderson doesn't even get a bowl

Fuck you England

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>>56669964

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>>56669964
>CONFIRMED WIZARD

>made me think of Wizards of Waverly Place

>tfw no WoWP gf

gonna be interesting to see how much it swings for england

>>56669999
Choice quads ay bruu

If you're a middle order batsman for NZ who has stayed in the deep field, you have literally gotten a match fee for doing nothing

if these buggers get 150 i'll be very angry

>>56669798
He's a brilliant commentator and analyst when channel 9 aren't telling him to act like a fuckwit.

>>56670027

Based Englel making sure Anderson doesn't get injured

>>56670027
looks like all the middle order are lazing around left of wicket

>>56670027
You had to stand around outside in the sun all day.

Wasn't one of the wickets a catch out deep too?

>Roots to get a glorious ODI century as long as no other englishman faces a ball

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>>56670027

>Watching from the cruise ship

based

>>56670065
38000 posts

fug

SOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>englel

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>>56670078
good thing /sp/ doesnt have a post count

>mfw my post history would be thousands of >englels

SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN

Good show, lads

7 (seven)

wtf

S O U T H E E
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that pom who said our bowling lineup was the best in the world might be right you know

s o u t h e e

>7 (SEVEN) WICKETS

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Wish I was on that cruise ship right about now

GOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOATGOAT

Oh man, Root looked like he was going to cry, anyone cap that? ;_;

He's the only one even trying

"NOT JUST GIVE HIS WICKET AWAY"
>literally a second later

>>56670076
post pics of cruise qts pls

quack quack
>7

Being Root is suffering.

>There are people in this thread who haven't accepted Tim Southee as their lord and savior.

whats the opinion on don bradmna cricket? also should i get on pc or ps4?

Sadd Root is Sad

Geoffrey Boycott
Ex-England batsman on BBC Test Match Special
"I think if you're sat in the England dressing room you're thinking we can get a good score here. I'd be surprised if they get under 270, it's very flat."

ZERO WORLD CUPS
E
R
O

W
O
R
L
D

C
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S

>>56670153
stfu

BASED
FUCKING

S A U D I
A
U
D
I

>>56670141
>4 slips in an ODI
Just rubbing it in at this point.

Oh I feel really bad for Root now haha

>you'll never take 7 wickets in a world cup match and have the stadium cheer your name

;_;

hahaha just wait til scotland fuck englands shit up that will be the real comedy gold

Not only is the fall of wickets rapid but the run rate is absolute shit. Something awful like 3.5

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poor poms I feel bad

>>56670145
oh no

;_;

>>56669963
don't u have mosques to blow up?

>>56670145
:( poor qtrooty

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>THAT ONE MAD AS FUCK INDIAN SHITPOSTING NONSTOP ABOUT BASED NZ

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU NOW FAGGOT

>>56670154
I play on PC and try to appeal for a wicket every delivery

>56665032
>56665032
englel being englel

>>56670154
People have said PC because muh graphics.

you need a controller though

>>56670065
absolutely nobody gives a fuck about this cunt
it's hilarious to see how hard he pushes himself on /sp/ and still nobody cares.

epic failed meme tbh haha

>the powerhouse that is Namibia

this game will be over by 5pm lel

>>56670227

Did you pick Southee?

yfw this is the moment where England turns it around and the greatest ODI partnership in history happens

requesting gif/webm of the reaction from Root

>>56670255
no ;_;

>southee has 6times the fantasy points of the entire england team

>poot

ALL OUT FOR 123
LELLELELELLELELELLEELELLELELELEELLELELELELLELELELEELELLELELELELEL

>LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND >LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND >LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND >LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND >LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND >LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND >LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND >LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND >LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND >LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND >LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND >LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND >LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND >LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND >LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND >LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND >LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND >LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND >LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND >LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND >LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND

>LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND

>ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL

>JOE POOT

>123
tip top lel
scotland scored more

Ogre

ROOT
O
O
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>123

>>56670264
>Root finally ascends
It would almost be worth it

NEVERMIND KEK

>123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123 >123

>123 all out
>the state of english cricket

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA

124 to win


HAHA

>123

123

fuck

I'm so sorry english

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>>56670298
>>56670300
SO FUCKING BASED

FUCK OFFF


>MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS > MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS >MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS > MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS >MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS > MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS >MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS > MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS >MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS > MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS >MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS > MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS >MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS > MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS >MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS > MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS >MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS > MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS >MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS > MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS >MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS > MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS >MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS > MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS >MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS > MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS >MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS > MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS >MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS > MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS >MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS > MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS >MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS > MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS >MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS > MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS >MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS > MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS >MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS > MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS >MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS > MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS >MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS > MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS >MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS > MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS >MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS > MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS >MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS > MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS >MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS > MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS >MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS > MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS >MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS > MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS >MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS > MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS >MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS > MODS BAN ALL NEW ZEALANDERS

>132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132 >132
>being worse than Scotland

STEP.

THE.

FUCK.

UP.

>invent sport
>0 World Cups
>be the worst team in the current World Cup
Englel

>123 ALL OUT
>THE STATE OF ENGLISH CRICKET
>123 ALL OUT
>THE STATE OF ENGLISH CRICKET
>123 ALL OUT
>THE STATE OF ENGLISH CRICKET
>123 ALL OUT
>THE STATE OF ENGLISH CRICKET
>123 ALL OUT
>THE STATE OF ENGLISH CRICKET

Lower than Scotland LMAO.

>123
>2
>3

LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND

M

A

O

>>56670298
>>56670300

lel

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>>56670227

GIVE US THE CUP

Southee tbh

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Poor Joe Root

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>124 to win

1 2 3
2
3

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>>56670278
Only have the still

>>56670341
Shh

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>yfw englel are worse than scotland and ireland

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>>56670298
>>56670300

>Losing 7 wickets for 20 runs

dud world cup

no good games at all so far

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>>56670393

NZ should just go T10 mode and close this before lunch break

>England put on a piss poor score of 123
>NZ can't make it

>104/3 TO >123/10 >104/3 TO >123/10 >104/3 TO >123/10 >104/3 TO >123/10 >104/3 TO >123/10 >104/3 TO >123/10 >104/3 TO >123/10

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>LOSING 7 (SEVEN) WICKETS FOR 19 (NINETEEN)

MY FUCKING SIDES

>ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL >ENGLEL

>>56670413
UAE ZIM was great

>>56670176
I remember an domestic one dayer a few years ago where New South Wales had a team on the ropes and they had 5 slips 2 gullies a short cover and a back pad

when did NZ git gud at cricket?

>>56670413
should let these minnow nations in

>>56670439
don't be like that

>>56670429
>T10
>twenty 10

>not T10
>ten 10

fucking retard

>yfw aus vz nz is gonna be the best game of this wc

>>56670458
As soon as McCullum became captain pretty much

I'm feeling a NZ choke again, maybe 4 wicket win

What's the pitch like at Eden Park?

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who /hype/ for Aus/NZ here

Should be good to have some actual competition for once

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>>56670412
>>56670412
this.

also, did stuff away from match, left at 15overs.

>mfw all out for 123

ALL OUT 123 ALL OUT 123

>Inb4 Jimmy gets it swinging and rapes NZ
>Inb4 NZ struggle to chase a low total even more than they did against Scotland

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>>56670458
This past year.
Still won't win go past the semis though.

>>56670413

>Implying any game that isn't between Australia, SA and NZ are worth watching

>Just like rugby

I love the intermission music

>>56670471
lol xD

>Literally a lower score than scotland
>Literally a below T20 par score
>33.2 overs.

So bad.

>>56670413
yesterday's game was good

>>56670458
Since based Hesson took over coaching duty, took captaincy away from Taylor and gave it to McCullum.

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>>56670465
>yfw kane doesnt even play because mccullum and guptill thrash it

>>56670496

>Anderson

This isn't a Duke ball m8

>>56670497
Does anyone have any other cric sweatymans?

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>>56670497
>india this delusional

>required run rate: 2.48
>2.48
If they lose more than 4 wickets I won't know what the fuck they were playing at.

>>56670496
nah our boys will have learned from that choke

>Leave for my basketball game around the 7th or 8th over
>England look to be doing alright
>2 wickets after 6 overs but still a lot of game left
>Get home
>Innings Break
>Da fuq? Already?
>England 123

Lel

New Zealand making look as easy as ABC, 123.

I'll be able to watch Super Rugby and the cricket.

Thank you for making this game so quick, based Southee.

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>>56670471

>>56670489
Worst pitch of any NZ ground in the world cup.

>>56670524

>tfw everyone wanted Hesson gone

How wrong we were. Best coach in the world tbh

>>56670534
it's nearly four in the morning

you're lucky there are any of us in these threads

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>>56670530
I did the old aus jersey

Haven't done one for the world cup jersey

>>56670547
Nah they should just go for broke and be as reckless as possible

>>56670504
>implying the shitty nations vs shitty nation games arent fun

>>56670471
so this is the famed aussie shitposting?
not impressed tbh

>>56670496
They purposefully played reckless against Scotland to up the run rate

But we'll see

>>56670573
r/ing the indian and pakistani one

>>56670584
stick around for a while

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>>56670552

>New Zealand making look as easy as ABC, 123.
>123

>>56670563
I'll admit I doubted Hesson as well for a while.

Pushing on while your country hates you just makes you even more based IMO.

is southee the GOAT bowler at this WC?

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talk to u during the semis m8lad.

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>>56670496

>>56670552
You missed out on based Southee, amazing performance. Are you proxy or one of the new americans? Cos this is the most fucking rekt ive seen in the cup.

>>56670584
It's mild today, because it's a good game rather than meme minnows.

>>56670563

>tfw I thought he was gonna shit it up after the Taylor/McCullum thing

what a turn around

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dobbed in, cunt

>>56670489

Flat as fuck. Think Lelbourne, but with tiny boundaries

>>56670603
Someone else did a paki one

I'll do an indian one tonight

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>>56670496

>>56670609
The Big Meme is the best batsman and bowler in the comp

>>56670584
tbh new memeland have stepped up their game in that department as well this season.

>>56670629
who cares that you decided to be more autistic than the original shitposter by telling him.

>>56670629
kek

>>56670564
On the last day of the 3-0 England Ashes there were more Aussies in the thread at 4am than Englishmen

Your team and fans are literally the shittest in the world

HERE WE GO BOYS

>>56670609

Top performer in this WC so far by a long shot.

Until the saffers bowl Afghanistan out for like 40 or something.

WIDE
I
D
E

>>56670668
Yeah, because English people were at work.

Also, cricket isn't a religion in England.

>>56670668
all that proves is that you have more saddacts staying up all night for an inconsequential game

HE BOWLS TO THE LEFT

Pls dont collapse NZ....

>>56670668
I think that cricket is dying in England.

dat big screen video counting down England's wickets in real time

>mfw england are a minnow

>>56670683
keep in mind that for some reason he has played 3 games when most other teams have only played 1

>>56670668
It wouldn't surprise me if handegg was more popular than cricket here these days, fuck do you expect

>>56670603
can you make a paki one too :^)

>>56670696
Wrong

come on cucktill give us something

>>56670618
I'm new to the sport. Just started watching this tournament.

>>56670712
oops meant to reply to
>>56670645

NZ are home babbies

I would back them to beat Australia in NZ but there is no way they will over here

FOUR
O
U
R

>>56670489
it's the worst.

IT'S HAPPENING

Guptill will shit himself as per usual
Kaneball all dae

>>56670719
ah, cool. watch the southee highlights when they get posted.

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Piers in damage control on twitter btw lads

>>56670696

What even is Englands national sport these days?

You're pretty much terrible at every sport you invented.

>watching a sport that is only relevant becuase it is played in the summer
>watching that sport in the winter
fucking disgusting, all of you. Fuck off to /asp/

>>56670554
So much this. GOAT night.

>>56670738
Well most teams in any sport are home babbies.

You're just talking about the idea of home field advantage.

And I mean to be fair I don't think Australia and NZ should be in the same pool cause Australia having to travel to NZ in the round robin is a bit shit.

>>56670785

>we don't care about this sport

>>56670785
>LITERALLY WORSE THAN SCOTLAND

>>56670785
The butthurt is real

>>56670785
2sore

>>56670785
Time to go to work, m8

>>56670765
Think you might be getting a bit too excited mate.

>>56670554
this right here m9

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>yfw when Englel

>>56670738

Homebabies ?

We beat pakis in pakistan, you didnt

You are indian tier homebabies, however i do think it will be hard for nz to beat aussie in aussie

>>56670786
Chiefs, easy win right?

>Only 9 off the first over

we're not going to make it lads

>>56670738

Everyone's a homebabby these days m8

>>56670785
just stop.
go to sleep or something.
wake up like nothing happened.

>>56670668
Thing about English cricket is that not many people actually support it.

Whenever people discuss English cricket, they talk about how shit the team is and how incompetent the ECB is.

You don't get many fans if you're shit.

>>56670828
>>56670823
>>56670806
>butthurt
>implying I even know how scoring works in cricket

>>56670785
Begins

>>56670738
I can't disagree with that tbh.

>>56670851
>6 over point

top lel

>>56670853
>on track for 450-0

I think you're fucked, m8

WALLOP

>>56670844
Nope, Valid point

>>56670759

>muh KP

lel

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LITERALLY WILL BE FINISHED IN 20 OVERS

>>56670851
>Pakistan in UAE

that series was a gimmick, we beat SA in SA the series before and that was all anybody cared about

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>15-0 after 7 balls
>mfw England was all out at this point

Get shit on England

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>>56670849

>>56670875
Worse than Scotland

Is this going to be worse than Brazil 7-1?

>tfw had Ross, Kane and Corey
>none of them will bat today

Fuck I hate you England

>>56670861
They should sack all of the shit cunts and replace them with people who know how to improve the team then.

>>56670902
:3

McCullum pls

>>56670912
that would be bowled out for less than 50 and NZ win in 5 overs

>>56670902
moar

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>>56670849

>bread

based mccullum going to finish it off it 20 mins

>>56670912
Not as much of a crucial match, and they're not the home team.

If Australia got BTFO in the MCG in the final for 50 runs as the other poster said, that'd top 7-1

>>56670937
Then you'd have no board and no team.

>>56670851
The test team are homebabies, The ODI team wins everywhere, that's how they got to number 1.

Do you not remember memeswel bowling a two wicket maiden to win the game in saudi?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxK3dY62fa4

>in b4 they threw the match

>>56670851
pakis haven't played in pakistan in 7 years m8

THIS BASED BATTING

FUCK YES

>>56670902

>Implying nz and australia arn't just a little bit gay for each other

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>>56670934
>have Southee as power player

>this run rate
its a thrashing lads

McCullum not giving no fucks

How many overs will it take for NZ to win?

I'm gonna say 10.

MUH DICK IS SOLID

Name a more based human than mccullum i dare ya

we t/20 now

>>56670912
Think of it as 5PA1N

Basedum Mcculum

>>56670986
Davey Warner

>>56670851

They whitewashed the Pakis m8

IS THAT A 13.5 RUN RATE?

JESUS CHRIST

fug

>>56670999
but spain were good and expected to win that game

>>56670986
Mccullum>Kane

Does anyone have the webm of when stove made that catch running from slip to leg slip

>take a piss
>18 off the over

>>56670943
>>56670956
>>56670999
Ok. I knew bowled out for 123 was pretty bad. I didn't how bad though.

>RR 13.5

Literally blown the fuck out

Just got in lads, what did i miss?

Finished by 10 overs I reckon.

>>56671047
lol

work

>>56671013
There was quite a few people who thought Englel would win this as well.

Sure, at least half of it was banter but still.

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>this batting

>>56671047
lol

>>56670986
Southee

#mymancrushgrows

>>56671047
this is your nightmare.

Fug

JAYSUS


MCCULLUM CONFIRMED FOR NEEDING A SHIT SO HE'S TRYING TO CRUISE THROUGH

this is hilarious

>>56671047

lol

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>>56671047
>>56671047
>>56671047
>>56671047
>>56671047

Oh my fugggggg

300 strike rate lol

The same fucking spot kek

>>56671013
>good

god mccullum is so fucking meme

McCULLUM CONFIRMED GOAT

POO PEELAND SHITTING ON ENGLEL

fug I'm sorry poms

what the feck is this?! Kiwis playing some fecking shcool children!

>>56671090
>were

>le outside edge for 4 man

>>56671047
You missed Morgan's tactical genius entrapping the Kiwis into an inescapable loss.

>Baz memeing this hard

Based

>>56671106
Even then

literally meme: the batsman

https://twitter.com/piersmorgan

ALL THIS MAD

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raping 11 men out in the open, you outdid us NZ.

>that run rate

ahahaha

Mc'Cullum playing like the Saturday 2nds batsmen who's got a wedding to go to on the night.

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>there are english fans wgo travelled to this ground right now

>memecullum literally shouting MEME as he hits another boundary

Could /cric/ field a better team than England?
Obviously Goosey would be captain because he knows everything about cricket

>sad looking poms in the crowd

based. is there a better sight in world sports?

Would England be any better if they competed as the UK like they do in the olympics?

>>56671113
>implying Morgan isn't an IRA spy sent over to destroy English cricket

>NZ could have batted first and posted a world record

tf

>>56671125

>thinking KP's still good
>2012 + 3

CTRL+F MEME

I'm going to be sick

ALL THAT ENGLISH ASSMAD IN THE CROWD

Damn it britbongs. Only 4 hours of cricket today.

>>56671063
Honestly its far past the point where I actually expect England to lose. Hell, I've been betting against England for just over a year now and I've made a decent amount of money in doing so.

When they do lose, I'm not disappointed, and if they somehow win, its a great surprise.

WALLOP

HAHAHAHA YES FUCKS YES


THIS MAKES ME SO FUCKING MOIST