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> 300 (three hundred) million people > 0 (zero) world cup

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> 300 (three hundred) million people
> 0 (zero) world cup

Why is America so beta?
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soon m8
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>over 1 billion people
>0world cup
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>Two (2) World Wars
>undefeated (2-0)
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i cant hear you over the sound of owning the moon and mars
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Because all of our niggers and athletes play real sports.
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>implying Americans care about the World Cuck
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>>55995849
the world cup is the only soccer event that americans care about. we get to be patriotic
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>>55995790
Russia has 150 million people and football is their national sport, why are they shit at it?
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>>55995904

weak from hunger, vodka.
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>>55995865
TYBC
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>>55995833
England can say the same thing. as well as my stupid country
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>>55995712
We just show up to humor you. Its like when your parents want you to show up to some party with their friends, you go because you're not really doing anything at the moment. If any of our other sports were on at the time we'd give zero fucks.

You're our nagging parent, England.
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If this post ends in 9 the USA will win the next WC.
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>>55995999
oh fuck
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>>55995999
USA USA
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>>55995999
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>>55995999
Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>55995999
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
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HOLY SHIT DEFLATEGATE WAS LITERALLY JUST THE WEATHER JUST CONFIRMED HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING RETARDED YOU THOUGHT THE PATRIOTS CHEATED HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HOW AUTISTIC CAN YOU BE
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>>55995999

Thanks Germany.
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>>55995999
>55
>99
>5
>999
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We have 2.

>Women's sports

Uh uh, Bong. You specified 300 million people, which is about the size of our population, meaning women's sports are included here.

Should've thought your trolling through, bruv.
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>>55995999
YUROFAGS BTFO
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>>55995999
thank you, Germanfriend
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>>55995999
the next messi will be american
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>>55995999
Thank you based Germany
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>>55996101
it doesnt matter if we had 300 trillion people, womens sports dont matter
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If the USA and England met at the WC Final, the USA would win
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>>55996189
>9
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americans just aren't very good at sports.

It's embarrassing, really. Every 4 years they win tons of Olympic gold medals with women's sports and swimming and think they're superior, when in fact they're shit at the top 5 sports in the world: Football, Rugby, Cricket, F1
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wew
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Bracing for muslim shitposting
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>>55996262
>top 5
>only 4
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>>55995999

seems legit
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>2 (two) million people
>4 (four) world cups

How can a country be this alpha?
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>>55995790
>Chinese
>People
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>>55996262
>the top 5 sports in the world: Football, Rugby, Cricket, F1

that's only 4
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>>55996248
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>>55996317
epical
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>>55995865
europoors btfo
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>>55996378
why was she so perfect in this movie
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>>55995999
TYBG
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>>55996262
>Rugby

Not a top 5 world sport. Only followed in 8 countries and the World Final is lucky to get over 30 million viewers worldwide.

>F1

Motor "sports." Lol.

We are superior, though. By far the most Olympic medals of all-time. Best all-time at tennis, golf, boxing, basketball, baseball, and we're competitive in ice hockey, volleyball, and do okay at soccer, despite 99% of the population thinking the game is for faggots.
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>>55996262

>cricket

You seriously watch that? The USA perfected the bat and ball game with baseball. Cricket is for camel jockeys and ausfags
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>>55995712

>B-but anon, if they would care about soccer they would win EVERY World Cup
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>>55995999
>They win the cup by beating Russia on their own turf in the final
>World War 3 starts over it
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>>55996476
I assume you don't care about women's sports?

Team GB men beat USA men at the last olympics, don't forget that
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>>55996436

Because they made her diet hard.
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>>55995999

oh fuuuuu
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>>55995999
>Miracle on Grass
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>>55996488
>baseball
>perfected
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>>55996101
Oh damn, son (and daughter too)
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>>55995999
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>>55995999
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>>55996542

One of your "men" won two gold medals in horse dancing, once of which was a co-ed competition.

And USA men won more Golds than Bongs straight up anyhow.
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>>55995999
SOMEONE SCREEN CAP THIS
USA
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>The ultimate stick and ball game isn't Hurling
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>>55995999
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>>55996263
Canada breaking up the undefeated streak
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>>55995999
THANK YOU BASED KLANNSMAN
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>>55995999
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>>55995999
Fuck YEAH
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>>55995999
Good job Germany
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>>55995999
God damn it
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>>55995865

Superbowl losses: 0

US World Cup losses: every single tournament they've entered
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>>55995999

> US winning in Russia

Putin would probably kill himself, or start WWIII.

> mfw Germany has started another world war
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>>55996248

> there are americans who unironically believe this
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>>55997295
>there are still English fans who think their team can win anything
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>>55995999
WE DID IT REDDIT!!!!!!!!
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Man, england invented the sport and they couldn't get out of the group stage in 2014, while the US did.
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>>55997295

1 (one) point.

You can't even beat Costa Rica.

Face it, you're middling soccer nation, along with us, Australia, Mexico, etc.

You guys can throw them darts, though. That's one (and the only) "sport" you have figured out.
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>>55995999
Thanks, Krautbro. Maybe next World War we'll be teamed up against the bongs
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>>55995999
>>55996189
NINES
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EVERY SUPER BOWL IN THE WORLD HAS BEEN WON BY A UNITES STATES FRANCHISE
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>>55995999
Germany you are our greatest ally.
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After qualifying for the 1934 World Cup, and withdrawing in 1938, the next World Cup participation came at the 1950 tournament, causing an upset by defeating England 1–0 in its second group match.
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