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remember guys, mother always comes before pussy alpha athlete

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remember guys, mother always comes before pussy

alpha athlete like cr7 proves it so
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Irina BTFO
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mothers over bitches
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>>55779114
based ronnie

If your girl thinks she's more important than your mother you gotta drop that bitch like nobody's business
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>Prioritizing golddigger slut before family
Not even once.
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B T F O
T
F
O
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I bet his mum's foot game is better too
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Russia just got rekt.
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>>55779114
This is applaudable
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>dating someone who fucked kim kardashian

girl obviously makes poor decisions
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family is always first faggets
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>>55779114
>mum
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>>55779293
>chick you have been in a relationship with for 5 years isnt family
Spoiler Alert: relatives =/= family
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>>55779364

>he calls his mum 'mom'
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>>55779466
>he calls his mom 'mum'
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>>55779482
>he calls his mama 'mom'
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>>55779482
>he calls his mutti "mom"
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>>55779513
>he calls his ma 'mama'
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>>55779544
Lel i still call her mommy, i don't give a fuck
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>>55779525
>mutti
Based Dutchlanders
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>tfw my mom is dead
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this is another example of ronaldo>messhit
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Ronaldo is GOAT in every way possible.
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>>55779589
>still thinking she didnt fake her own death to run away with a nigger

my sides
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What if your mom is also pussy for you, OP?
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>>55779626
thanks rhys
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>>55779642
Best thing ever.
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funny
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She's pretty hot too.
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>>55779389

>unmarried
>family
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>>55779573
Me too :3
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what a fucking baby
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>>55779677
Dem tree trunk legs
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>>55779682
>marrying unless youre religious
>being religious
*tips jewcap*
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>mfw golddiggers get BTFO
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>>55779677

>Wearing your son's name on your breast
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>prioritizing family over bitches

CR7 showing how great he is
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>>55779705
>being a degenerate cohabitator
*tips turban*
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>>55779677
ayy wtf
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>>55779730
>not having a reminder of who those titties used to belong to

Momma CR7s breasts contain nectar of the gods m8, it's confirmed.
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Bitch is stupid, thinks because she is a 9/10 an alpha like cr7 is going take her shit. He can literally get any bitch he wants, more so than her.
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Seriously though, why would she do that!?

Nah Ron, fuck your maw.
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>>55779114
>taking a birthday this seriously

It's literally celebrating getting older and closer to dying.
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who is more high maintenance?

ronaldo or irina
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>>55779705
>marriage can only be religious
>tax benefits are for losers
ok
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>>55780021
>betting someone half your networth to never leave them
Unless you have an open marriage I dont see how you can justify this.
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>>55779677
she knows how to pick guys to have kids with tho
>elite good looking tall athlete rich son
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>that is a 10/10 in East Europe
ayy lmao
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>>55780038
>back to reddit
its called a prenup bro....
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>>55779114

Those fucking fake lips. If I could be as picky as he could that would be a deal-breaker.
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>>55780038
>he's never heard of a prenuptial agreement

Get a load of Fritz over here...
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>>55779677
>tfw she looks like my mom
>tfw my mom could've had a billionaire star footballer as a son but instead gave birth to me
Feels guilty man.
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>>55780071
>>55780063
The two of you are virgins, arent you? Theres no way that you seriously think that a prenup is considered acceptable among women. Its gonna create a shit ton of trouble.

But hey, keep clinging to our theoretical escape plan.
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>>55779677
dem cankles
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Bullshit. Total Bullshit. Rolando has been waiting to dump her ass for a while and needed an acceptable excuse to keep his demigod image intact.
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>>55779872
probably hate each other or she was trying to make him choose, well if it was the latter she got BTFO.
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>>55779114

bitch got too comfortable
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i dont blame him. fucking look at her
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>>55780380

No homo, but you can really see the different between the male and female ideal here

he's an adonis and she's a lean bitch caked up with makeup
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>>55779114
Alpha as fuck
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>>55779114

>refusing to go to the birthday party of your bf's mom

Fucking hell. Russians truly are the scum of the planet.
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>>55779114
I would dump my gf too, because what stuck up bitch wouldn't go to her bf's moms bday, unless she didn't care about the relationship at all. If she doesn't care about her relationship with your family, she's not gf material.
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>>55779626
britcucks "banter" ladies and gentlemen
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>>55780380
>this is a 10/10 in Europe

seriously what is wrong with you fags
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>>55779114
bitch btfo
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>>55780500
are you implying CR7 isn't a 10? what are you, gay?
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ronaldo is a real nigga for this
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>>55780538
he's a 7
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>>55780114
Lawlz
If youre cr7 you get whatever prenup you want nigga
If the bitch objects she don't get shit

Say "WE WANT PRENUPS, WE WANT PRENUPS, YEEAA"
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Putting mama first. Seems he did something we can't argue with for once.
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>>55780398
I am 100% straight but from an aesthetic standpoint, the male physique is so much better. The same way everyone wants huge fast stallions over shitty scrawny mares.

The ideal physique exudes power and ability while the females is supposed to look like you could dominate her and fill her with healthy children
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>>55780500
I don't know what you're talking about, he looks like a solid 10 to me.
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keep that pimp hand strong ronnie
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>>55780590
>I really really like women
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>>55780574
"Yeeeeeaaaaahh"
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>>55780590
>i'm 100% straight

denial
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>>55780590

I get what you're saying

Women's bodies are built to pump out kids and be fertile so they kind of look clunky

Men are the hunters and athletes and fighters etc. so they're muscular and aesthetic
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Autist roidlet messi wouldn't have done this. Based Ronaldo-sama
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>>55780114
>y y y ou are a virgin a a a rnt y y you?
ahaha
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>>55780647
>I really really like women
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>>55780670

>I'm really, really insecure about my sexuality
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>>55780398
>ripped men are shown in film and videogames
>it takes a shit ton of effort to get there
>no male complains because they know they could get they if they had the motivation and discipline

>skinny women are shown in film and videogames
>it takes almost no effort to get there
>women compain about impossible standards becasue they cant be bothered to not eat like a hippo

Seriously, after having been in almost a dozen relationships I hope that one day we will find a way to reproduce without women. The vast majority is such a fucking annoyance.
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>>55780702

Yeah, I was talking about that the other day to my friend. Guys go to watch bodybuilding and strongmen competitions to be inspired and give those guys praise for their hard work. Women watch the VS Fashion Show to bitch and complain about how they're all twigs and how "women are fine with how they are" etc etc for hours. It's a starkly different mindset.
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>>55780734
>I really really like women
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>breaks up with gorgeous model because of mom
And people say Messi is the autist...
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>>55780734
>>55780702
fugg, I really need to get fit
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>>55780798
I can honestly say 'no'. I might be attracted to them, but I sure as hell dont like them.
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>>55780804
>puts some ugly bitch before his mum

edgy
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based
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>>55779589
I feel ya, anon
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>tfw no 9/10 super model gf to kick to the curb over petty shit
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>>55780804
it's not like he can't get the new model
and cristiano jr will probably not miss her either
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Would Aaron break up with Olivia for his mom?
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>>55780926
who is the son?
it cant be hers
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>>55780986
considering Rodgers really, really likes women, its is probably going to be a conundrum for him
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>>55780986

>people are this obsessed with Rodgers

what does this have to do with anything
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>>55780995
he knocked up some black chick in cali
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>>55780995
some surrogate I think
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>>55781014
Why do you feel the need to defend him?
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>>55781112

what

i just don't understand what this is doing in a ronaldo thread you dingus
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>>55779730
>2017
>Parents from all over the world make a pilgrimage to Spain to pay $10,000 a go for their newborns to drink CR7's moms breast-milk in hope of inheriting greatness

Solid Business plan there
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>>55781138
It's a conversation about athletes and their women, therefore Rodgers relationship is relevant. Any other dumb questions?
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>>55780562
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He'll get called a mumma's boy but fuck it, he did the right thing

How could she be so stupid though, you never come between a latin person and their family
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>>55781166

it doesn't make any sense out of context you dysfunctional obsessed retard

are you a Packers fan
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>>55781196
You being a sensitive bitch is derailing this thread, not Aaron Rodgers talk
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>>55779114
Hey man, if he was going to marry this chick eventually then her wanting to skip his mum's birthday is a good indication she's a bitch
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do you think cr7 now has >tfw no gf?
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>>55781219

how about you take Aaron Rodgers talk to an Aaron Rodgers thread you cuck fuck
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I thought she was jewish
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>>55781241
he'll be alright, bro
he's going to make it
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>>55781241

I'm sure he feels bad about the break up, but he can have any pussy on the planet.
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>>55781245
Why are you so obsessed with cucks?
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>>55781319

says the Rodgers cuck

Rodgers on your mind
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>>55781297
Even his mom's
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>>55781330
You would suck Rodgers dick if he asked you I bet
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>>55781359

>projection

Nice try faggot

you were the one who brought him up for no reason
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i dont have a good relationship with my mom

thats because shes a slut
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>>55781385
>projection
Stop using words you don't know the meaning of
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