He has more points than Dortmund
If I lived in a country that considered this funny I'd be trying to get the fuck out. Shit this is making me think WW1 and 2 was just everyone trying to get the fuck away from Germany, and it was interpreted as an invasion.
German nationalism is on the rise, and so are my sides.
I actually thought this was a 8/10 joke.
Don't listen to the haters, they're all probably faggots like pic related
why the fuck would you need a licence to buy a car.
what fucking backwards ass totalitarian dictatorship are you people from.
>because they expect you to drive it
lol i don't give a shit what a car salesman expects me to do and the same applies to the state.
>you can still buy used cars dumb fuck
what's the point then, you dumb fuck.
Literally a meme player. Oh and
>German """""" humour""""""
i laughed so hard so this
i don't know if i'm laughing with the joke or at the shitness of the joke
American humour is the worst of the worst. Two and a Half men, The Big Bang Theory etc.
It's all completely unwatchable with canned laughter every few seconds.
I actually laughed.
Does it make me an honorary german?
But he's got millions of money, months of tournaments he didn't attendant and he's obviously interested in cars.
Even Balottelli isn't that stupid.
I'm 20 and I don't have an ID card. Most people get them as soon as they turn 18 to buy beer, get into clubs and shit like that.
Also, I actually thought it was funny, thank you based nazis.
Since when do you guys have a sense of humor?
This made me laugh, and, according to the posts I read later on this thread I should be ashamed of it, but I truly am not.
A fact. He, Götze, Cristiano and Neymar should create a fashion brand or something.
Do you have any comedians worth checking out? Seriously asking, I mostly hate German comedians, I enjoy some Kabarett, things like Serdar Somuncu(yes, best German "comedian" is kebab) or a loose cannon like Niels Ruf.
>group from 4 to 7 friends always meet and do crazy stuff!
>foreign person is foreign. is this person from India? is it from Latin America? who knows? more importantly: who cares?
>independent woman is smart and brave but none of that makes sense because she needs a dick on her crotch
>weird people at office
>weird people make jokes that could be considered offensive but IT'S NOT because it's just a portrait of stupid people!!
>You will never ride around the ghetto of Gelsenkirchen with Roice and Goatze and go pick up slags at some edm club
Why even live?
Why doesn't he come to Argentina and join his doppelganger at Racing Club?
These are the people who destroyed Messi's potentional of becoming the absolute GOAT with a world cup
You forgot the most baffling obsession white people of all nationalities have; people falling over.
I still don't understand how there's shows who's entire shtick is "top lol they fell over!" Even more baffling is these shows have all ran for decades.
>this thread is still alive
Is this post from Germany even more significant than the 7-1?
Sure... I mean, as far as I'm concerned, that 7-1 wasn't a big deal, right?
marco reus was driving and swerving and got pulled over by a police cop. the copper asked him if he'd been drinking and thats why he was swerving and Reaus said, "no officer, didn't you see those damn pine trees in the middle of the road back there?"
The Officer responded,:dude thats your pine scented car scenter you have hanging from your rear-view mirror. Are you dense?"
This post is hilarious, pure comedy 10/10.
Reus is a narcissistic diva and a clueless idiot who probably carries a handbag with a makeup mirror
He also drove without a license for over 6 years and will pay 500k euro in fines
Also police are retarded
Most people responding don't get the joke
There are good jokes
There are nonfunny jokes
And then there are jokes that just barf over everything you thought you knew and let you with that "I cant believe I find something this stupid to be funny"
Autism. It's a very stupid joke to the point where it's funny but it's not that funny. /sp/ is just fucking stupid and will inevitably screencap this and post it /sp/ nostalgia threads
I fucking hate this place and I fucking hate every single one of you
Fuck off, every single one of you fucking cunts, I will beat the shit out of all of you
>thread still alive thanks to this post
>tfw germany almost took over the world
>mfw I was hanging out with bavarians this weekend and had to deal with these kind of jokes
>mfw the mod deleted the post of the year