Is there a surer sign of being a beta than holding your nose whilst diving under water?
holding your nose whilst diving under water while wearing these
>being so beta that you're afraid to look feminine
You could always tell which kid was a loser by this.
>those omegas with the plastic nose plugs
Good point, OP.
However, I firmly believe an even bigger sign than that is when you see people who wear tinted eye-glasses.
The average American dresses like Steve Carell
The average Argentine dresses like a cock gobbling twink
>Americans believe sharing a bed or a shower with your mates is gay
>Sarah, you are an f'ing genius for filming this. On behalf of the internet, THANK YOU.
>You're welcome! Haha glad you enjoyed it :)
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>+SarOff 1234 pls be in mogadishu sara
>Wondering why I'm being >'d
A swimming gala is a swimming competition between clubs or groups of swimmers, usually of young people. This term is primarily used in the UK and South Africa; in Australia swimming carnival is the norm
Lel only blokes allowed if ya catch my drift ;)
America (continent) has 3 semi-continents, Northern America, Central America and Southern America
Saying Americas are 2 continents is like saying Europe are 2 different continents because Western Europe isn't Eastern Europe
I'm not sure. I've always been a swimmer, and doing flip turns was never a problem for me. I've only gotten water up my nose less that two or three times. It feels terrible but it rarely happens to me.
You niggas actually believe you are the only country in the world
I know, I fell down a slope near this church on the Greek park of town.
0/10 won't slip again. Jesus Christ, the snow got up my ass and into my soul. Nice to look at horrid to be in it.
False I did this the other day. It's perfectly acceptable in formal dining situations or if the pizza is hot as fuck and you don't want to burn the shit out of the roof of your mouth
>tfw fucked a paki australian girl for a bit and we bonded over footie and swinburne
pr is pretty kawaii
Yeah fuck those southern pricks that come visiting for a week during Christmas and get vety vocally carried away by the "tranquil", "mystic" and "soothing" dark, cold and silence of a 65th latitude winter. Spend the entire winter here and you're a mute basket case along with the rest.
Well I admit being in my parent's house in the country and looking outside at the moonlight bouncing off the snow is quite nice. I can see why tourists like it. It's just after so long the long darkness and not being able to leave your home comfortably makes you break down.
Well done m7 (Sydfag here).
You can only visit if you bring a qt big-ass, sassy Puerto Rican mami. Nah, in all seriousness don't think that Aussies are like /sp/ make us out to be, we're nice cunts.
Anyways, the feeling is mutual would defs love to hit up PR and Cuba sometime. Is Puerto Rico as dangerous as wrestling autobiographies make it out to be?
Música decente, no me interesa su mensaje. Soy un cabron avaricioso y capitalista. Mi sueño es no tener que mirar el valor de las cosas y poder comprar todo sin pensar en el dinero.
Debí haber sido judío en otra vida :^)
>tfw no Ana Tijoux gf
absolutely based. i think i want to live there eventually or at least live there for a bit. culture is for me
>caring about anything in life
nah. STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MUH PROJECTS.
Not even us normal people go there. You will get mugged, raped and turn into a tranny. As long as you steer away from this shitholes you will be fine. We love outsiders
Wow, those names were given like 20 years ago. Wonder what we'll get in the coming years. Luckily we only rotate retro names in a three generation cycle except some white trash who want to sound original
>Have to take swimming lessons at school
>Don't know why because this country is landlocked
>Have horrible horrible bacne
>Take my shirt off
>Can hear audible gasts of disgust from behind me
>Try to just swim anyway
>Swim away from everyone else because I don't want to be bullied
>Go first to the changing rooms
>Try to get dressed quickly
>Hear everyone walk in behind me
>Hear whispering and giggling
>About to put my towel down and shirt on
>Some bully chad grabs the towel
>Uses it to whip me in the bacne
>Much of my bacne explodes and gets pussy blood all over the towel
>Hear everyone yelp with disgust
>Bully and his friends pin me down
>Tie the pussy towel round my mouth so I am eating pussy blood from my bacne
>Nearly choke to death
>They let me go when they have all finished changing
>b-b-b-ut wearing a shirt is 'beta'
If I had done so I would have lived a better childhood easily
In the army we always had that one poor cunt in a platoon that didn't know how to swim. Three things that place taught me. That there are people you couldn't even believe can exist, how to make your bed properly and how to wank so that the blanket doesn't move.
The second one even proved useful in the nursing school.