Is there a surer sign of being a beta than holding your nose

>getting water in your nose

fuck that shit, i hope you like being uncomfortable blowing that shit out for 20 minutes

>>51411092
beta detected

what does it feel like knowing you can't even go to a pool party and take a dip without looking like a child

wearing a rash vest

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>>51411059

holding your nose whilst diving under water while wearing these

>>51411059
Wearing a shirt when you enter the water. Everyone already knows you're fat and your shirt sticks to your body, what's the point?

>sitting with your legs crossed

>>51411222
Yeah this is betamax behavior right here.

>Being male
>Having self-image issues

Faggots

>>51411222
>That one kid who wore tracksuit bottoms in PE instead of shorts

lel

>>51411059
Yes, posting a thread on /sp/ about betas.

>>51411273
>the pleb will never work in a office and professional setting
lel

>>51411535
>his cock and balls are so small it is physically possible for him to sit with his legs crossed and not be in intense pain

>>51411567
>therefore he won't be earning 100k+ cause the pleb adores his McJob
lel

a lot, yes
in fact, that barely has anything to do with being a "beta" (which is a stupid idea in itself, ranking alpha-beta-gamma etc)

>>51411222
I wear a shirt because I have puffy bitch nipples you fucking queer. The rest of my body looks like a mix of Adonis and Hercules.

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>>51411273
>being so beta that you're afraid to look feminine

>measuring less than 190 cm
Surest sign.

>>51411319
THAT FEEL WHEN NO TURK HATING QT ARMENIAN GF WITH A BIG BOOTY

>>51411646
I'm 5'6"
Fight me

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>>51411632
ayy lmao

>>51411194
I know you yuros love banana hammocks but those shorts are dope af

>>51411059
fuck off beta

Beta lips.

You know what I'm talking about.

>>51411791

I don't fight women or children.

>I'm 5'6"

>>51412444
u wot m8

>>51412444

He was the ultimate gentleman

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>>51412444

What are alpha lips ??

>Having to wear a shirt to the beach/pool because you're fucking pale and will get cancer :(

>>51411646
I'm 186 and can wreck your mug m8

>>51412576
the lips your mom uses to suck my dick every night
they're like magic

>>51411059

going to starbucks

>>51412632
>liking old women
you have serious mum issues, get professional help

>>51412707

B-b-but your mom is a MILF, Argie

>>51412707
your country has some serious "not winning a World Cup" issues
get professional help

>>51412707

i like older women, they make me cum :3

>>51412833

Says the American

>inb4 Puerto Rico

We ACTUALLY don't care. The national soccer stadium was turned into a parking lot.

Why do you guys think about this alpha/beta shit so much?

Just live your life, my god.

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>>51411140
This
You could always tell which kid was a loser by this.
>those omegas with the plastic nose plugs

>>51412833
But we are one of the 5 countries in the world with more than 1 WC (4 if you don't count Western Germany)

>>51412340
why do americans never grow up?
>muh jordans
>muh flashy knee-lenght surf shorts
manchildren

>not being able to hold your eyes opened while diving under the water/sea

>>51412923
Americans are really insecure about their sexuality, they believe fashion is only for women and faggots

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>>51411059
Good point, OP.

However, I firmly believe an even bigger sign than that is when you see people who wear tinted eye-glasses.

Picture related.

>>51412888
this

>>51412951
That's not true.

Ladies prefer it when i hold they're tits

haha!

>>51413000
trips confirm

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>>51413000
The average American dresses like Steve Carell

Yeah, going into the pool period.
Not just walking around for all the guys and girls to mirin.

>>51413050

i always read that americans will already think you're gay if you wear something simple like a v-neck t-shirt

>>51413107
im wearing a v neck right now case its laundry day
haha!

>>51413107
V necks were all the rage like 4-5 years ago.

>>51413086
The average American dresses like Ryan Gosling

>>51413107
this is actually true, the v-neck t-shirt part

they're a key element of the homosexual identity here

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>>51413086
The average Argentine dresses like a cock gobbling twink

The janitor has not deleted this thread yet? Maybe he's on lunch break eating hot pockets and drinking Coke 0 (Zero).

>>51413086
Gosling = USA
Carell = Mexico

>>51413228
>he does it for free

>>51413107
Small Vs are ok, deep Vs will make people question your sexuality.

>>51413086
Only the shut-ins and the 45 year olds

>>51413107
>still wearing v-necks

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>Americans believe sharing a bed or a shower with your mates is gay

>>51413333
Its only gay if the balls touch. Duh.

>>51413391
and you look them in the eye

>>51413333
>shower with your mates
That's a time honored tradition at all levels of American football.

>>51413442
>>51413391
Is it true that Americans don't kiss people (from all genders) on the cheek to say hi?

>>51413333

>not spooning your m8
>being this beta

>>51411222
I'm in good shape I just wear a tshirt because my back is covered in spots

>>51413501
Americans don't kiss anyone of any gender to say hi.

>>51413482
Yes, after a match it's obvious

>be in my mates house
>we need to shower but we are short of time
>lets shower together

>>51413501
Is it true you think you're white?

>>51413559
Don't answer with a question, that's rude

>>51413581
>dodging the question

>>51413581
>>51413501
Girls sometimes greet each other by touching cheeks but never kissing. That shit gay as fuck

>>51413659
We do that even between men but I think only Italians, Frenchmen and Spaniards do that

Is /sp/ less beta than Max?

Could you get back into your kayak or would you sink to your death while a qt watches and laughs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3WeXGmqYsE

>>51413693
thats pretty gay homie

>>51413730
I thought only blacks and mexicans used the word "homie"

>>51413767
you would know what words blacks use I'm sure

>>51411059

Yes. Attending or hosting pool parties as an adult.

>>51413767
Nah us whites use it ironically

>>51413807
REKT
HOLY SHIT

>>51413715
bonzmontreux
>Sarah, you are an f'ing genius for filming this. On behalf of the internet, THANK YOU.

SarOff 1234
>You're welcome! Haha glad you enjoyed it :)
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Klodust
>+SarOff 1234 pls be in mogadishu sara

Top lel

>>51413693
Frenchmen only do that to very close friends.
Cheek kiss girls, handshake men, cheek kiss close friend and family

>>51413086
>that goose
how can one man be so attractive?

>>51413806
I know what words black use in my language, just a friendly reminder: the USA isn't the only country in the world

>>51413730

ay homie lemme kiss dem cheeks

>>51413807

Don't worry Canada. We know you can't enjoy pools since they're always frozen over.

>>51411059
Driving a car with an automatic transmission.

>>51411059
Using the word "whilst" might be more beta

>>51413693
I'm Spanish and usually we just cuddle a bit. Sometimes kiss but less common

>>51413905
>talking about betaness
>the American colony
fuck off blodel

>>51413955

That's erotic :3

wearing a t shirt in the pool

>>51413891
>just a friendly reminder: the USA isn't the only country in the world
Uhh...
>Argentinian education

>>51413978

b-b-but we enjoy being 'Merican.

>>51413993
The cuddles are better, when you kiss on the cheeks your whole body isn't touching theirs

>>51413693
I'm Spanish and we usually just touch the tips of our penises. Sometimes kiss but less common

>>51413905

Except we have a much hotter record than you do: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_weather_records

Jeans that are too short, and those weird off-brand running/climbing shoes

>That fat kid who always wore a t-shirt int he pool at swimming carnivals, that went see-thru and people would slap his bitch tits really hard and make wet slaps

>>51414056
e-eso es un secreto

>>51414041
Son la vergüenza del continente, tengan algo de dignidad

>>51414117
But puerto rico isn't the same continent as you

>>51414100
> swimming carnivals

>>51414146
Americas, from Canada to the Sandwich islands

>>51411222
>not wearing a suit when you go in the water

Casual scum

>>51414077

Random events =/= year round weather

Have to admit the weather in Ottawa during the summer is lovely

>>51414100
What's a swimming carnival? Are you a bogan? Sounds like something bogans would do

>>51414056
I just had a good laugh at the thought of some Spanish friends running into each other on the street and saying "Hey man what's up!" and touching penises casually

>>51414188

Ya well it's not in January. I just want to move to the States ; _;

>>51414100

>swimming carnivals

Am I missing something?

>>51414100
>swimming carnivals
Fuck awful memories

>>51414100

>swimming carnivals
>australian "culture"

>>51414180
I'm not trying to bully you or anything, but the Americas are two continents

>>51414157
>Wondering why I'm being >'d

A swimming gala is a swimming competition between clubs[1] or groups of swimmers, usually of young people. This term is primarily used in the UK and South Africa; in Australia swimming carnival is the norm

>Swimming gala

Lel only blokes allowed if ya catch my drift ;)

>>51414100

> swimming carnivals

Where do aussies come up with this shit?

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>>51413993

You are a YOUGE faggot.

>>51411092
>his body doesn't automatically detect water and start making boogers so you don't get water up your nose

>>51414117

We're above >muh patriotism

We don't want to be a shithole like the rest of Latin America. We enjoy daddy USA bailing us out. It's good business.

>>51414247
Notice I was writing in Spanish and in said language the land mass in the western hemisphere is one continent: America

>>51411632
>puffy bitch nipples

Please be in Helsinki. :3

>>51414266
Is this some rare condition? I just cant dive normally. Water always gets in and I'm always coughing.

>>51414157
>>51414213
>>51414224
It's like a sports day at school except instead of running you have to swim

>going into the kids pool because the water was much warmer and getting dirty looks

>>51414284

> in my language Geography is different

What's math like in Spanish? Does 2+2 = 5?

>>51414278
>daddy USA

mmm say it again bitch

>>51414219

I liked it during winter too. You know, cuz I had never seen snow/winter. I imagine it must be awful living that your whole life.

>>51414317
America (continent) has 3 semi-continents, Northern America, Central America and Southern America

Saying Americas are 2 continents is like saying Europe are 2 different continents because Western Europe isn't Eastern Europe

>>51414306
I'm not sure. I've always been a swimmer, and doing flip turns was never a problem for me. I've only gotten water up my nose less that two or three times. It feels terrible but it rarely happens to me.

http://youtu.be/8yjfsaWj7G4?t=5s

>>51414336

Trying to smoke, bar hop or merely exist outside in Ottawa during the winter months is ass.

Looks nice, sure, but that's where the fun part ends.

>>51414264

Sorry for being a normalfag?

Using the word whilst is pretty fucking beta

>>51414357

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continent

> Geography is actually different in non-English countries

lmao

The guy that asks a girl before he sticks his dick in her

>>51414388
>using more than 10 words is beta
American education

>>51414311

>sports day

I'm culturally iliterate

Goddamn you are all manchildren, just hum as you're jumping into the pool and the air coming out of your nose will stop water from going in.

source: i used to teach swim lessons

Let's be real, eating pizza with a fork is the most beta thing

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>>51414404
>American education
You niggas actually believe you are the only country in the world

>>51414463
>14463 ?
> Let's be real, eating pizza with a fork is the m
>getting your hands all greasy for no reason

More like, smart.

>>51414364

I know, I fell down a slope near this church on the Greek park of town.

0/10 won't slip again. Jesus Christ, the snow got up my ass and into my soul. Nice to look at horrid to be in it.

>>51414463
False I did this the other day. It's perfectly acceptable in formal dining situations or if the pizza is hot as fuck and you don't want to burn the shit out of the roof of your mouth

Only thing more beta is not knowing how to swim.

>>51414463
>he doesn't eat gourmet pizzas

>>51414464
This would be better if Australia wasn't on there, commies included china and yurop was much smaller

>>51414608

This

>>51413693
We do that too

>>51414608
So every black person is beta?

>>51414682
I always knew Texas was gay

>>51414673
>Implying America isn't fond/curious of us generally, and think we're just somewhere on the otherside of the world

>>51414682
Forgot to add: ouside Latin America

>>51413693
Arabs also do that.

>>51414319

O-o-ok USA-sempai

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>>51414711
>tfw fucked a paki australian girl for a bit and we bonded over footie and swinburne

>>51414752
pr is pretty kawaii

>>51414608
>iktf

>>51414682

Texas is gay?

Jesus, the last bastion against degeneracy fell

>>51414364

Yeah fuck those southern pricks that come visiting for a week during Christmas and get vety vocally carried away by the "tranquil", "mystic" and "soothing" dark, cold and silence of a 65th latitude winter. Spend the entire winter here and you're a mute basket case along with the rest.

>>51414711

But you ARE interesting since you're glued to the end of the world. I don't know much bout Straya but I really want to go cuz it sounds exotic

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I'm here to prove you wrong

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>>51414784
>being black

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>>51414773


We know :3

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>>51414856
pls no bully

>>51414856
I'm black and I can't swim either

>>51414842

Well I admit being in my parent's house in the country and looking outside at the moonlight bouncing off the snow is quite nice. I can see why tourists like it. It's just after so long the long darkness and not being able to leave your home comfortably makes you break down.

I can think of something more beta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5RLwgDCsm4

>they don't tune their nipples

>>51414887
qué pensás de calle 13?

>>51414773
>Swineburne
>Melbslags

Well done m7 (Sydfag here).

>>51414843
You can only visit if you bring a qt big-ass, sassy Puerto Rican mami. Nah, in all seriousness don't think that Aussies are like /sp/ make us out to be, we're nice cunts.

Anyways, the feeling is mutual would defs love to hit up PR and Cuba sometime. Is Puerto Rico as dangerous as wrestling autobiographies make it out to be?

>>51414921
mine are in B

>>51414404
You clearly have no idea what Latianoamerica Unida stand for

>>51414891

>american names

>>51414923

Música decente, no me interesa su mensaje. Soy un cabron avaricioso y capitalista. Mi sueño es no tener que mirar el valor de las cosas y poder comprar todo sin pensar en el dinero.

Debí haber sido judío en otra vida :^)

>>51414891

>was rescued by a passer-by

a white man no doubt lel

>>51414985
>black american names

Fixed that for you m80

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>>51414887
lel haitia

>tfw no Ana Tijoux gf

>>51414948
absolutely based. i think i want to live there eventually or at least live there for a bit. culture is for me
>caring about anything in life

>>51414948

nah. STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MUH PROJECTS.

Not even us normal people go there. You will get mugged, raped and turn into a tranny. As long as you steer away from this shitholes you will be fine. We love outsiders

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>>51414891
>dekendrix
>jatavious

every time man

>>51415057

>not going to the beach after a day at the office and coming late in the next day because you stayed with some friends there

Are you even trying, rest of the world?

>>51413086
Why doesn't he tucks in his shirt?

>>51414900
>>51414900
>im a /b/tard
woah that bait and switch

>>51414923

>argentina
>white

>>51414891

Wow, those names were given like 20 years ago. Wonder what we'll get in the coming years. Luckily we only rotate retro names in a three generation cycle except some white trash who want to sound original

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>Have to take swimming lessons at school
>Don't know why because this country is landlocked
>Have horrible horrible bacne
>Take my shirt off
>Can hear audible gasts of disgust from behind me
>Try to just swim anyway
>Swim away from everyone else because I don't want to be bullied
>Go first to the changing rooms
>Try to get dressed quickly
>Hear everyone walk in behind me
>Hear whispering and giggling
>About to put my towel down and shirt on
>Some bully chad grabs the towel
>Uses it to whip me in the bacne
>Much of my bacne explodes and gets pussy blood all over the towel
>Hear everyone yelp with disgust
>Bully and his friends pin me down
>Tie the pussy towel round my mouth so I am eating pussy blood from my bacne
>Nearly choke to death
>They let me go when they have all finished changing

>b-b-b-ut wearing a shirt is 'beta'

If I had done so I would have lived a better childhood easily

>>51415509
>rich people problems

How the fuck do you not know how to swim?

>>51415647
The stereotype is that black people can't, but pretty much all minority groups have high percentages of not being able to swim

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>>51413086

>>51415831
Gosling still looks better overall

>>51415831
Carrell wears Gosling's clothes better than Gosling does

>>51414900
what the fuck

Why are we still talking about this

>>51415647

In the army we always had that one poor cunt in a platoon that didn't know how to swim. Three things that place taught me. That there are people you couldn't even believe can exist, how to make your bed properly and how to wank so that the blanket doesn't move.

The second one even proved useful in the nursing school.

>>51415831

I bet in Germany you'd get beaten twice for wearing those New Balances. First by the fashion police and then by Antifa.

>>51414891
How do people not know how not to drown? I always thought this shit is hard wired into our brains.
Just move your legs and arms a bit.