Do the tinder thing on r9k, canadabro, I want to see how that one goes on.
>He does it for free
Actually fuck im retarded, my notifications are off, this has been stewing for the last half decade apparently
I honestly dont know how she looked past the witch spell thing
Get a room you nerds
I almost feel bad that these quality lines are going to waste with a troll account
If it were me, I would've just said something along the lines of
"you're pretty good looking and id like to have sex with you eventually, can we go out together sometime soon?"
To hell with this bio douchery
>21 year old kissless virgin
>not /fit/ for the life of me
>this is the closest I've ever gotten to potentially fucking a woman
I'm glad I'm not suicidal otherwise this would end terribly
*Bows head seemingly in defeat before a smirk forms on my face and I whip out my own metal katana dick*
"This...isn't gonna end furry well...FOR YOU"
*I take off my wolf mask to reveal myself as Bane*
When has an "ayy lmao" ever been more appropriate than now?
Im tempted as all fuck to do this but I'd rather not have scalding coffee splashed in my face.
You have no idea how much of a downgrade I am from the model picture.
Wait a second, why are we actually trying to get OP laid? It's a troll account. Even if he convinces her, what's going to happen? She meets him for a cup of coffee, realizes he's a fat autistic Canabeta, dumps the coffee on his head and leaves. He then kills himself
Entertain me, OP. Courting her is going to get nowhere since it's a fake account
You- you're a pretty big guy. This was a part of my plan all along.
*unveils a second katana dick that's even bigger and made out of diamond*
Don't try and test me, you cannot win.
This. Why do people think it's over? She didn't say no. She said as close to "yes" as she could without sounding like a slut. She hinted at exactly how he can fuck her. Get to know her
Do this for sure
«lol you're right. I am kind of too quick with this sort of thing. Maybe we should get to know each other then? Let's just have a cup of coffee at (local coffee place)
Not gonna work but w/e
Just do it. Use confidence. Believe in yourself.
Somebody once told me: You're an all star, get your game on, go play. You're a rock star, get the show on, get laid. All that glitters is gold.
I consider myself pretty good looking and in shape and have had girlfriends and there is no way I would have the confidence to go meet a girl after using a fake pic to set up a date
you are going to get straight humiliated if you actually meet her
What the fuck is a living?
Oh right, I'm 26
WELL LOOK WHO'S WRONG
Canabrah I did the exact same thing one time and it worked out. Met this hot as fuck Chinese girl on a fake account. Got to know her for about a month to the point where she felt shit if we went a day without talking. I then told her the truth using the "I didn't expect to like you this much" line. Fast forward a year and I spent the summer in China fucking this girl.
Believe in yourself OP. Confidence/personality > looks. I have had no problem sleeping with girls way out of my league and I'm 300lbs. I'm also 6'3" so it doesn't look so bad, but still. I should not be able to get with these girls. Just go for it and see what happens
I moderate the sports section on a website.
>mfw tamarra is an exchange student from lesotho
>i'm a janitor
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>i do it for free
>i take my "job" very seriously
>i do it because it is the only amount of power & control i will ever have in my pathetic life
>i delete threads i don't like because whenever he gets upset i have an asthma attack
>i delete threads i don't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons i still have to watch
>i will never have a real job
>i will never move out of my parent's house
>i will never be at a healthy weight
>i will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>i will never have a girlfriend
>i will never have any friends
lemme dump some of my personals
>people over the age of 20 who don't know how to drive
If the chance to do the janitor thing comes up again ill do it
eat my dick faggot i'm the tinder GOAT
Look OP, if you're willing to show us your face, I'm willing to make sure you atleast go get to meet her once and possibly, possibly get laid but if you're not going to show us how you look, i'm not wasting time
I drive for you, you give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes, then I'm yours, no matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that, and you're on your own. Do you understand?
I need to learn to make critical decisions
I feel it in my bones
>he doesn't use twitter or tumblr
if u really want to do the janitor thing just say you drive taxi part time but full time...
then copy paste the greentext in ur next message
DOC, WE'RE LOSING THE PATIENT
I KNOW ITS ALL MY FAULT BUT FUCK
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
now say "jk but for real though, my real passion is moderating online discussions, it really gives my life meaning and purpose. My particular area of expertise is anonymous image boards, I have been told I am the best at what i do."
I'm having trouble comprehending your level of autism. You seriously could have landed the cunt by opening with some retarded line and yet, even with a profile pic of a 10/10 guy you managed to fuck it up with a 7/10 at that.
The amount of people that just went >ayy lmao proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.
All of you try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.
Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.
>his only remote chance at pussy ever ended with ayy lmao
That just comes off as unnecessarily pushy. I'll post the game plan and leave you to not fuck it up too much.
Intrigue her mentally with your wit/charm/ intellect. Tell her a bit about yourself but don't give it away. The whole goal here is to get her on a date.
Remember DO NOT TALK TO HER TOO LONG ON TINDER OR SHE WILL FEEL LIKE SHE ALREADY KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT.
ask for her number but like an alpha. Good luck op.
Yes, but most of those are just plain whores, down to fuck. This one seemed really awkward with her responses and jokes, as if she's really struggling and looking for honest friends or more. Super naive also.
>/sp/ - Sports
>Tinder thread doing iron man numbers