Do the tinder thing on r9k, canadabro, I want to see how that

>>49023288
>/r9gay/

Nah, sports general seems more like my taste

you fucked up with that last one though

she's gonna think you're dumb as a brick now

>>49023288

I don't understand what you mean

continuation on which board now?! how does it end with tamarra?

>>49023311
Yeah, I shoulda been more patient.

Unzip genes was quality. Gonna look for new fish since im pretty sure she blocked me.

Sports general if he does it for free strikes back

>>49023325
I guess it'll have to wait until Tamarra

>>49023325

/fit/

I don't want to have to post with bitter Elliot Rodger faggots on /r9k/

Canadian Flag
post the last pic again, I didn't get to see it

>>49023325
/sp/4lyfe

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>>49023332
Actually fuck im retarded, my notifications are off, this has been stewing for the last half decade apparently

>>49023356
ok, go with DNA Helicase. Sorry about the witch thing

>>49023356
do the genes!

>>49023366
Paste it, my retarded self closed the tab

>>49023380
Are you DNA Helicase, because I want to unzip your genes. Maybe say "jeans" instead

>>49023380
Let me be your DNA helicase, so I can unzip your genes

>>49023356
I like this girl.

>>49023400
pleb taste

>>49023400
She has 2 pics of her with a dog which means she probably fucks it

>>49023396
Done and done

If helicase fails, you should opt for the backside attack line.

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I honestly dont know how she looked past the witch spell thing

>>49023396
lel

>>49023461
And I'd be Adenine because it hooks up with 'U'

>>49023461
I have a very strong feeling that she is a troll account as well

>trolls trolling trolls

>>49023461
She likes you for some reason

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>>49023461
>that "joke"

>>49023461
tell her you havent seen harry potter

>>49023461
i dun get it

>>49023461
I can give you some proteins bb ;)

>>49023485
THIS

>>49023461

>explaining the joke
>dat awkward haha to hid her spaghetti

She's one of us bros

>>49023461

>>49023485
this

also, I think she is srs. Time to finally put my Biology major to use

>>49023487
It's a bored bio student, dunno whether she's lonely (entirely possible) or just trying to make guys on Tinder feel dumb

>>49023461
I want to share my gamete cells with you

>>49023461
>explaining the joke in the same sentence as the joke itself
:^)

>>49023519
I-I feel pretty dumb reading this right now

:^\

>>49023485
Reroll
>>49023461

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>>49023485
Get a room you nerds

I almost feel bad that these quality lines are going to waste with a troll account

>>49023548
is it because you are ugly or out of shape irl?

>>49023560
Yes

I need to ready the fucking sticky

>>49023560

>implying anybody on /sp/ is under 6'4", more than 8% bf and earning less than 300k

>>49023519
Nah nigga she's thirsty for that D

Bio majors are thirsty as fuck for some sweet sweet reproduction

>>49023548
Here's another line for future use:

What say we throw out the random mating assumption from the Hardy-Weinberg postulate?

>>49023580
3/10 try harder

If it were me, I would've just said something along the lines of
"you're pretty good looking and id like to have sex with you eventually, can we go out together sometime soon?"
To hell with this bio douchery

>>49023580
BAZINGA

this thread went from funny to corny and dumb

find a new chick to mess with or cut out all this gay science crap

>>49023580
it means we should bone

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>>49023578
>tfw it's not me hitting on a qt biologist

>>49023614
this

you niggas sound like redditors

>>49023580

>wow, you're just like Sheldon! XD!

>>49023612
ZIMBABWE!

>>49023619
which male model is that in the picture?

>>49023619
this nerd lost me with that one

>>49023635
Are you trying to imply that's not what the average /sp/artan looks like?

>>49023619
Well, now's your chance if you're looking to legit smash.

>>49023629
BAZONGO

>>49023619
"Will you let me fuck you? Your eyes are amazing"

Thats what you need to tell her right now

>>49023619

Hey bby what's your sine? Is it pi/2 cuz ur the one

>>49023619
Seems like people are getting mad that you are playing along with the poon game. I guess its time for something like "would you be mad if I raped you"

>>49023614
M8 nobody else is awake right now

I'll try but I cant promise anything

>>49023657
it's time

>>49023647
yes

>>49023619
How many mols of Co2 are in 6 g of K? Sorry your smart and I need help with Chemistry homework :)

>>49023657
infact make it "I'd like to fuck you" instead of "will you"
Will you sounds very mlp

This may be the thread that brings all the nations of /sp/ together one last time.

>>49023461
*Paws the ground and glances at you shyly*

>>49023619
>that reply
>yfw she wasnt a troll and just an awkward as fuck bio student

How about a corny joke:
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It drove down the road and turned into a field!

Wanna fuck in the dirt?

>>49023677
haha what the fuck

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just say "ayy lmao" and end the madness

>>49023683
this

OP ITS LEGIT

YOU GOTTA DO IT, /SP/ HAS YOUR BACK

Someone type out a biotech line damn it's funny as fuck

>>49023699
probably 69

>>49023677
here
Don't use this actually. I don't care if I got dubs.
>>49023657
Do this instead. I give my dubs to you.

>>49023683
*unzips katana dick*
you messed with the wrong guy

>>49023648
>legit smash
>he is using a fake profile

>>49023697
I actually laughed at the joke

>>49023619
"Will your thigh be mine?"

>>49023720
*Bites off your katana dick*
"I SAID BACK OFF?!?!"

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>>49023648
>>49023657
>21 year old kissless virgin
>not /fit/ for the life of me
>this is the closest I've ever gotten to potentially fucking a woman

I'm glad I'm not suicidal otherwise this would end terribly

>>49023619
Do you use Reddit.com?

>>49023720
>>49023752
I'm rolling ayy lmao

>>49023756
its all over now

>>49023756
Wanna see my penis?

>>49023756
if she's into it, /sp/ found a way and the USA wins tomorrow.

If not, we're fucked.

>>49023752
*katana dick regrows as solid metal*
you can't defeat me, kid
*glares at you*

>>49023756
what the fuck do you even care? it's not even real
besides women like an honest upfront man

>>49023756

>tfw hit it off with a girl on tinder
>tfw all we do is just use shit pickup lines
>tfw too autistic to cut to the chase and carry the conversation from there

every time

>>49023756
ahahahahaha

>>49023783
just be confident about it, you have to make sure she feels that confidence
I assure you nothing else will get you laid, money maybe but nothing else

>>49023777
TRIPS CONFIRM
CANADABRO WILL HAVE SEX
USA WILL WIN FIFA
THIS IS A SIGN FROM GOD

>>49023783
>honest upfront man
>btw all of my pickup lines came from random Americans off the sports section of a chinese cartoon website

>>49023783
I dont know, the circumstance ammuses me far more than it should.

I need to get game

And learn more than basic biology apparently.

>>49023809
thats why I dont believe in pick up lines. Theyre cheesy and corny as all fuck.
Just tell her what you want, its either a yes or a no, in either case the world doesnt end

>>49023820
I took AP Biology in high school. If you need anyone I got your back with this shit.

>>49023756
>is is the closest I've ever gotten to potentially fucking a woman

You just ruined it lol

>>49023820
just need to be confident thats all
and maybe go out more

>>49023831
its a fake profile dude he wasnt gonna fuck this hoe

on to the next 1

>>49023777
>>49023802

you do know he is using a fake picture so there is no way she would actually fuck him right?

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>tfw

>>49023756
If you do this successfully, I will personally buy you whatever you want on Amazon.com

I will pay for shipping and everything.

>>49023855
GOOD JOB
GOOD EFFORT

>>49023855
ITS OVER
USA CONFIRMED KILL

>>49023782
*Bows head seemingly in defeat before a smirk forms on my face and I whip out my own metal katana dick*
"This...isn't gonna end furry well...FOR YOU"
*I take off my wolf mask to reveal myself as Bane*

>>49023855
-well bitch thanks for wasting my time

>>49023855
what the fuck? tell her not to lead you on anymore then, the fuckin' bitch.

>>49023855
Well, at least the helium tank is on its way

>>49023855

BLOWN

THE

FUCK

OUT

>>49023855
tell her she can get to know your dick when u stick it in he rmouth

>>49023855
We can change that ;) Let's get a cup of coffee tomorrow.

>>49023855
"That's completely understandable, I wasn't looking for a one time fuck either. How would you like to get to know me? Can we go out for a coffee?"

>>49023855
tell her you're gonna kill yourself since you have no luck with women and this was your final attempt. See how much longer you can keep it going.

>>49023855
>can't even get a girl to want to fuck you using a male model's picture

lol Canada

>>49023855

she wants the d, she just doesn't want to look like a slut

>>49023888
despite trips, don't do this
do these
>>49023883
>>49023885

>>49023883
oh shit

>>49023855
She didn't react badly or give a definitive "no". She is 100% down to fuck. What's worse is that she also seems pretty fun, I bet she's insane in bed

>>49023883
Do this OP.
Smooth as fuck. DO IT FOR USA

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>>49023855
rest in rip canada

ITS NOT OVER FUCKTARDS, WOMEN LIKE TO PLAY HARD
Canadabro, do this
>>49023885

>>49023855
you should have said make love instead of fuck

>>49023888
> those trips

You HAVE to do this now, you faggot

>>49023855
Ask her to lunch or some shit

>>49023855
http://www.amazon.com/Giant-Party-Store-Disposable-Helium/dp/B000PGQ63O

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>>49023855
When has an "ayy lmao" ever been more appropriate than now?

>>49023883
>inb4 she accepts and she finds out OP looks nothing like his pic
>inb4 he turns out to be a 5'5 manlet paki

>>49023913
don't fucking ruin the thread, canadabro do this
>>49023885

Make her realise that fuck isn't a one time thing only, you really would like to get to know her better

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>>49023883
>>49023885
Im tempted as all fuck to do this but I'd rather not have scalding coffee splashed in my face.

You have no idea how much of a downgrade I am from the model picture.

>>49023909
why are u lame niggas tryin to get op a date, the account aint real

i say keep talking about your weiner till she changes her mind

Wait a second, why are we actually trying to get OP laid? It's a troll account. Even if he convinces her, what's going to happen? She meets him for a cup of coffee, realizes he's a fat autistic Canabeta, dumps the coffee on his head and leaves. He then kills himself

Entertain me, OP. Courting her is going to get nowhere since it's a fake account

>>49023947
just say it dude, then stand her up

>>49023855
"I'll get you gushing like Niagara Falls"

>>49023936
topkek!

>>49023872
You- you're a pretty big guy. This was a part of my plan all along.
*unveils a second katana dick that's even bigger and made out of diamond*
Don't try and test me, you cannot win.

>>49023947
post pics

>>49023947
I hope you were not considering to really meetup with this girl

>>49023909
This. Why do people think it's over? She didn't say no. She said as close to "yes" as she could without sounding like a slut. She hinted at exactly how he can fuck her. Get to know her

>>49023885
Do this for sure

>>49023855
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>she says yes and is going to meet OP
>he is a 5'5 fat immigrant
>hfw

>>49023958
We just want to believe it could happen

;_;

>>49023936
never tbh

i think that meme is stupid, but op should do it anyways

>>49023958
most of /sp/ is autistic and lack common snese

>>49023947
fuck off and do it bitch
nothing will come of it

>>49023855
"how about we get to know each other over some coffee NAHMEAN"

but honestly you should just say ayy lmao and call it a day

>>49023947
you're fucking beyond help, good luck and ayyy lmao

>>49023855
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LMAO

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#YOLO

>>49023979
>We just want to believe it could happen

He would have to use his real picture for us to believe and he can't even make it happen using a male model pic

>you

just say "ayy lmao" and end it already

>>49023947

Just go with it and don't show up. Or you can hide in your car and see if she turns up, then giggle about it and post results on /sp/

>>49023947
ask her out fagit then start the official CANADA DATEB OWL THREAD when you do

>>49023855

«lol you're right. I am kind of too quick with this sort of thing. Maybe we should get to know each other then? Let's just have a cup of coffee at (local coffee place)

Not gonna work but w/e

>>49024007
>tfw she replys ayy lmao

>>49023964
*starts urinating a high velocity stream of ice cold grape gatorade at you*
"Time to get this hothead out of here..."

>>49024007
You go get her Canada. Even if that's not your actual pic. You'll be fine. Trust me, women like confidence.

>>49024007
How does it feel to be a man for once, canadabro?

>>49024007
>catfishing this bitch

oh boy here we go

>>49023958
stuff it bilbo no one asked for your advice

>>49024007
It's ogre

>>49024007

>hfw you turn up

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>>49024007
you're in gods hands now

>>49024020
>now on action news 9
>local autistic man caught masturbating in car at a local coffee house
>when questioned by police he answered with "ayy lmao"

What the fuck just happend in this thread?

>>49023947
Just do it. Use confidence. Believe in yourself.

Somebody once told me: You're an all star, get your game on, go play. You're a rock star, get the show on, get laid. All that glitters is gold.

topkek all of you, i'm shaking with silent laughter

>>49024007
Never go full beta man. Guaranteed no reply. Screencap this

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>>49024038

>>49024007
I consider myself pretty good looking and in shape and have had girlfriends and there is no way I would have the confidence to go meet a girl after using a fake pic to set up a date

you are going to get straight humiliated if you actually meet her

>>49024007
Shouldn't have gone with this option.

>>49023883
This sounded more alpha.

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>>49024038
id pee my pants

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>>49024057

Oh god I can picture it

>>49024007
Okay canadabro, stay with me here. What'd she say now?
Confidence remember I told you

Get it canada, don't be a pussy

>>49024064
>I'M INCAPABLE OF READING 4 POSTS BECAUSE I AM NOT WHITE AND LITERATE

ayy lmao

>>49024041
*snaps fingers and disappears*
You actually thought you could stay on my aircraft
*appears behind you and taps you on the shoulder*
Only the masketta man is allowed on this plane.

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>living
What the fuck is a living?

Oh right, I'm 26

>>49024079
WELL LOOK WHO'S WRONG

How many of the people you meet on Tinder are trolls anyway?

I feel like girls should be used to idiots using fake pics by now.

>>49024094
It was more of a surprise reaction...

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>>49024057

>>49024118
barrista

btw send us a pic of yours too if you dont mind

>>49024118
"I drive."

PLEASE SAY THIS

>>49024084
so much this

>>49024118
Im a model

>>49024118
She is dumb AF

>>49024118
tell her you are doing some voluntary janitor job

>>49024118
>I'm a professional shitposter on an anime imageboard.

>>49024118
it's like saying "what is your occupation?" or "what do you do?" in American

>>49024118
You're a janitor on a well known anime sports imageboard

>>49024118
you're a janitor for a local charity

>>49023947
Canabrah I did the exact same thing one time and it worked out. Met this hot as fuck Chinese girl on a fake account. Got to know her for about a month to the point where she felt shit if we went a day without talking. I then told her the truth using the "I didn't expect to like you this much" line. Fast forward a year and I spent the summer in China fucking this girl.

Believe in yourself OP. Confidence/personality > looks. I have had no problem sleeping with girls way out of my league and I'm 300lbs. I'm also 6'3" so it doesn't look so bad, but still. I should not be able to get with these girls. Just go for it and see what happens

>>49024118
>mfw
this girl is a fucking beta

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>>49024118
I moderate the sports section on a website.

>>49024007

That's a weak reply. It's not even an assertive let's go out for coffee.

> would you mind if we went out for cofee if you please? How would you like to get to know me?

geez

>>49024142
THIS
do this
THIS is what you should reply with

>>49024118

I moderate the sports board on 4chan

>>49024118
Sorry for doubting you m8. Tell your a janitor on a Japanese image board and you do it for free

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>>49024155

>>49024118
wait did she just turn you down for the coffee? lol never go full beta

>>49024118
>I'm a janitor at a local special education school but I do my work for free

>>49024118
See, I told you it'll work
PLEASE THIS:
"I moderate the sports section on a website."

>>49024142
10000000000000x this

>>49024118
Hit her with the curve ball OP. Reveal your true self to her. Including a picture of yourself. You can blur them for 'The Chan' if you don't want us to see you.

>>49024153
Top lel

>>49024142
I DONT EVEN DO THAT, THATS HOW AWFUL I AM

DOING IT ANYWAYS

>>49024118
I'd say this is getting a little mean and not as funny. Just say "shitpost on /sp/" and then throw in "ayyy lmao"

unless someone has a hilarious job idea

>>49024118
>I'm CIA

>>49024118
I play guitar in a Smash Mouth cover band.

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>>49024155
>>49024142

>>49024190

How fucking old are you?

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>mfw tamarra is an exchange student from lesotho

>>49024202
SOMEBODY

"I drive and... moderate the sports section on a website."

>>49024118
"I'm NEET, that means not in education, employment or training for you newfags"

>>49024118
I keep qts who need a man company on tinder .

>>49024191
Confirmed homosexual

>>49024118
>2014
>not being NEET
ayy lmao

>>49024142

YES

>>49024216
ONCE

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>>49024118
>pic related

"I work with autistic kids on an Malaysian cartoon website"

>>49024208
Im 21

Yeah, I know

>>49024118
I organize mlp meetups

>>49024190
Do the janitor thing breh

>>49024190
>not saying "I'm a janitor. On an anonymous imageboard"

>>49024233
TOLD ME

>>49024118
This is mah swamp

>>49024238
need a pic from you OP, just to gauge your chances of scoring her

>>49024229
confirmed ugly

>>49024249
THE WORLD

>>49024190
If you don't say you're a janitor I'll be so mad

>>49024103
"What would happen if I took the mask off?"
*takes off your mask to reveal...*

>>49024260
IS GONNA

>>49024257
dude is 21 and doesn't drive or have a job. Don't think he's a looker man

>>49024142

Go with this OP

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>>49024260
IS OGRE

>>49024275
>>49024280
Terrible, take a lap

>>49024275
>>49024280

ya blew it

>>49024007
>i'm a janitor
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>i do it for free
>i take my "job" very seriously
>i do it because it is the only amount of power & control i will ever have in my pathetic life
>i delete threads i don't like because whenever he gets upset i have an asthma attack
>i delete threads i don't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons i still have to watch
>i will never have a real job
>i will never move out of my parent's house
>i will never be at a healthy weight
>i will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>i will never have a girlfriend
>i will never have any friends

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tinder thread?

lemme dump some of my personals

>>49024280
YOU FUCKED UP GERMANY
DELETE YOUR POST

>>49024281

Maybe he inherited a shitload of money and is rich, with a personal chauffeur.

>>49023941
How fucking desperate are you. Jesus.

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>people over the age of 20 who don't know how to drive

>>49024257
He's canadian, so probably a short creepy paki

>>49024296
fuck off hick we already go someone doing some gold trolling

>>49024293
this is funnier than i dirve

perfect way to end it

Best thread ever

>>49024307
>people over the age of 16 that don't know how to drive
ftfy

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If the chance to do the janitor thing comes up again ill do it

>>49024307
I'm 27 and don't drive

>2014
>driving
ayyy lmao

>>49024296
>that glutes-line

lel

>>49024293

Fuck man thats harsh

>>49024324

>tfw only got my restricted a few weeks ago
>tfw 19

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>>49024296

>>49024307
>OP in 3 days

>>49024307
im about to turn 21 and i dont know how to drive

>>49024325
Fast

>>49024325
I drive the success of the sports section on an online Japanese imageboard

>>49024325
My dick into yo pussy

>>49024325
you

>>49024325
Fuck you man why didn't you do it

>>49024266
*the mask is taken off to reveal your face*
I told you this wasn't going to end well
*goes into super saiyan stance*
ready when you are, kid

>>49024325
REAL HUMAN BEAN

>>49024325
>I'm a janitor on an anime imageboard

do it you fuck

>>49024325
fast

Is OP's picture real?

>>49024325
"a fucking piledriver up my own ass every night"

>>49024325
i drive you crazy.....in bed

>>49024325

Write "..."

>>49024342
go away

>>49024325

My car to your house tomorrow ;)

>>49024342
I fucking hate when women reply like that

>>49024325
i drive my dick into ur ass ho

>>49024351
This, and add an ayyy lmao onto it

>>49024348
This is a good way to go into the janitor pasta

Y/N?

>>49023947
>He was actually going to meet up with her.

What.

>>49024325
girls like you everynight , im a male prostitute

>>49024325
say "Wanna fight" or "TAKE IT OFF"

>>49024342
look how edgy you are trip fag. helen keller lelelelelele shes deaf leleleleleleeelelleleleeleee

ayy faggot.

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>>49024314

eat my dick faggot i'm the tinder GOAT

1/2

>>49024362
ofcourse not, this is 4chan bro wtf

>>49024325
Fast

>>49024369
ayy lmao

>>49024378
Yes please

>>49024325
a motorboat
on them titties

>>49024325
And a real hero real human bean!

>>49024378
N
>>49024369
Y

>>49024367

this this this

full autist mode engaged

>>49024348

For how much pay?

>>49024325

That's as much as I can actually tell you. I hope you can understand.

>>49024325
I drive the success of the sports section of a chinese cartoon image board with my voluntary janitorial service

>>49024342
leo some girls are just fuckin dumb

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>this thread

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>>49024394

2/2

>>49024325
"Fast"

if she responds with a cunty answer

"Wanna fight?"

Look OP, if you're willing to show us your face, I'm willing to make sure you atleast go get to meet her once and possibly, possibly get laid but if you're not going to show us how you look, i'm not wasting time

>>49024369
DO THIS OP
PLEASE

>>49024394

you suck fuck off

>>49024325
Change the subject so she's intrigued.

"Do you have any tattoos?"

>>49024394
lame as shit

go fuck LeX in your trailer park faggot

>>49024421
saved holy fuck

>>49024424

THIS

>>49024423
do you actually think you're funny? you seem like a massive faggot.

>so many options

Cant please everybody, respond to the best one, majority rules

>>49024397
why does OP think he will get laid or some shit then

>>49024423
top lel

>>49024342
What did she say after this

"the schoolbus"

>>49024416
OP

>>49024378
C'mon man you know this is the funniest

>>49024411
Pro Bono

>>49024454
>>49024369

>>49024455
He won't with the beta as fuck answers these autists are giving him. but if he really wants to, this woman is game

>>49024325
A REAL HUMAN BEAN

AND A REAL HERO

>>49024454

I drive all the girls wild

>>49024369
this

>>49024369
We have a winner

>>49024325
I'M GIVING YOU A NIGHT CALL

>>49024436
this or
>>49024369

>>49024325
I drive for you, you give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes, then I'm yours, no matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that, and you're on your own. Do you understand?

>>49024454
Do the janitor you flicking huge faggot

>>49024447

yeah you're right, i should just say le ebig maymays over tinder to girls

upboat for you :^)

>>49024454
pick
>>49024416

>>49024369
Just do this one you stupid fuck

>>49024421
>that pic

ayy lmao confirmed best new meme of 2014

>>49024471
You know OP is ugly as fuck right? If he wasn't he would have posted a pic of himself already

>>49024454
see >>49024424

>>49024490
lol calm down

>>49024461
Underrated post

>>49024487
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER

do it faggot

>>49024416
this

>>49024369
this
>>49024454

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>9 minutes

I need to learn to make critical decisions

>>49024490
ayy lmao

>>49024498
>new

lmao

>>49024490
>this upset in a tinder thread

lol faggot

>>49024454
say you're a stunt driver and name some movie that literally has no driving in it at all and see if she notices

>i was the stunt driver for the notebook

>>49024527

ayy lmao

>>49024500
Yeah, dubs confirmed. So well fuck him then for being a pussy, whats the fucking point in even doing this when shit materializes and OP chickens the fuck out

>>49024527
terrible

>>49024527
UH-OH

>>49024512
Good eye

>>49024527
top lel

>>49024527
she looks like she's from planet of the apes

>>49024529
ayy

>>49024527
YOU FUCKED IT UP

>>49024527
I drive you crazy

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>>49024527
incoming rekking

I feel it in my bones

>>49024527
mfw she now thinks you're gonna rape her

>>49024527
TOLD YA BRO
YOU'RE AN ALL STAR
BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF SHREK

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>>49024527

>>49024454

lrn2 choose you beta faggot

>>49024527
DO THE JANITOR SHIT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO MET THIS BITCH

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>>49023756
>everything about this post

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>>49024529
>he doesn't use twitter or tumblr

>>49024555
SHREK TRIPS

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if u really want to do the janitor thing just say you drive taxi part time but full time...

then copy paste the greentext in ur next message