Do the tinder thing on r9k, canadabro, I want to see how that one goes on.
>He does it for free
>>49023288
>/r9gay/
Nah, sports general seems more like my taste
you fucked up with that last one though
she's gonna think you're dumb as a brick now
>>49023288
I don't understand what you mean
continuation on which board now?! how does it end with tamarra?
>>49023311
Yeah, I shoulda been more patient.
Unzip genes was quality. Gonna look for new fish since im pretty sure she blocked me.
Sports general if he does it for free strikes back
>>49023325
I guess it'll have to wait until Tamarra
>>49023325
/fit/
I don't want to have to post with bitter Elliot Rodger faggots on /r9k/
Canadian Flag
post the last pic again, I didn't get to see it
>>49023325
/sp/4lyfe
>>49023332
Actually fuck im retarded, my notifications are off, this has been stewing for the last half decade apparently
>>49023356
ok, go with DNA Helicase. Sorry about the witch thing
>>49023356
do the genes!
>>49023366
Paste it, my retarded self closed the tab
>>49023380
Are you DNA Helicase, because I want to unzip your genes. Maybe say "jeans" instead
>>49023380
Let me be your DNA helicase, so I can unzip your genes
>>49023356
I like this girl.
>>49023400
pleb taste
>>49023400
She has 2 pics of her with a dog which means she probably fucks it
>>49023396
Done and done
If helicase fails, you should opt for the backside attack line.
I honestly dont know how she looked past the witch spell thing
>>49023396
lel
>>49023461
And I'd be Adenine because it hooks up with 'U'
>>49023461
I have a very strong feeling that she is a troll account as well
>trolls trolling trolls
>>49023461
She likes you for some reason
>>49023461
>that "joke"
>>49023461
tell her you havent seen harry potter
>>49023461
i dun get it
>>49023461
I can give you some proteins bb ;)
>>49023485
THIS
>>49023461
>explaining the joke
>dat awkward haha to hid her spaghetti
She's one of us bros
>>49023461
>>49023485
this
also, I think she is srs. Time to finally put my Biology major to use
>>49023487
It's a bored bio student, dunno whether she's lonely (entirely possible) or just trying to make guys on Tinder feel dumb
>>49023461
I want to share my gamete cells with you
>>49023461
>explaining the joke in the same sentence as the joke itself
:^)
>>49023519
I-I feel pretty dumb reading this right now
:^\
>>49023485
Reroll
>>49023461
>>49023485
Get a room you nerds
I almost feel bad that these quality lines are going to waste with a troll account
>>49023548
is it because you are ugly or out of shape irl?
>>49023560
Yes
I need to ready the fucking sticky
>>49023560
>implying anybody on /sp/ is under 6'4", more than 8% bf and earning less than 300k
>>49023519
Nah nigga she's thirsty for that D
Bio majors are thirsty as fuck for some sweet sweet reproduction
>>49023548
Here's another line for future use:
What say we throw out the random mating assumption from the Hardy-Weinberg postulate?
>>49023580
3/10 try harder
If it were me, I would've just said something along the lines of
"you're pretty good looking and id like to have sex with you eventually, can we go out together sometime soon?"
To hell with this bio douchery
>>49023580
BAZINGA
this thread went from funny to corny and dumb
find a new chick to mess with or cut out all this gay science crap
>>49023580
it means we should bone
>>49023578
>tfw it's not me hitting on a qt biologist
>>49023614
this
you niggas sound like redditors
>>49023580
>wow, you're just like Sheldon! XD!
>>49023612
ZIMBABWE!
>>49023619
which male model is that in the picture?
>>49023619
this nerd lost me with that one
>>49023635
Are you trying to imply that's not what the average /sp/artan looks like?
>>49023619
Well, now's your chance if you're looking to legit smash.
>>49023629
BAZONGO
>>49023619
"Will you let me fuck you? Your eyes are amazing"
Thats what you need to tell her right now
>>49023619
Hey bby what's your sine? Is it pi/2 cuz ur the one
>>49023619
Seems like people are getting mad that you are playing along with the poon game. I guess its time for something like "would you be mad if I raped you"
>>49023614
M8 nobody else is awake right now
I'll try but I cant promise anything
>>49023657
it's time
>>49023647
yes
>>49023619
How many mols of Co2 are in 6 g of K? Sorry your smart and I need help with Chemistry homework :)
>>49023657
infact make it "I'd like to fuck you" instead of "will you"
Will you sounds very mlp
This may be the thread that brings all the nations of /sp/ together one last time.
>>49023461
*Paws the ground and glances at you shyly*
>>49023619
>that reply
>yfw she wasnt a troll and just an awkward as fuck bio student
How about a corny joke:
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It drove down the road and turned into a field!
Wanna fuck in the dirt?
>>49023677
haha what the fuck
just say "ayy lmao" and end the madness
>>49023683
this
OP ITS LEGIT
YOU GOTTA DO IT, /SP/ HAS YOUR BACK
Someone type out a biotech line damn it's funny as fuck
>>49023699
probably 69
>>49023677
here
Don't use this actually. I don't care if I got dubs.
>>49023657
Do this instead. I give my dubs to you.
>>49023683
*unzips katana dick*
you messed with the wrong guy
>>49023648
>legit smash
>he is using a fake profile
>>49023697
I actually laughed at the joke
>>49023619
"Will your thigh be mine?"
>>49023720
*Bites off your katana dick*
"I SAID BACK OFF?!?!"
>>49023648
>>49023657
>21 year old kissless virgin
>not /fit/ for the life of me
>this is the closest I've ever gotten to potentially fucking a woman
I'm glad I'm not suicidal otherwise this would end terribly
>>49023619
Do you use Reddit.com?
>>49023720
>>49023752
I'm rolling ayy lmao
>>49023756
its all over now
>>49023756
Wanna see my penis?
>>49023756
if she's into it, /sp/ found a way and the USA wins tomorrow.
If not, we're fucked.
>>49023752
*katana dick regrows as solid metal*
you can't defeat me, kid
*glares at you*
>>49023756
what the fuck do you even care? it's not even real
besides women like an honest upfront man
>>49023756
>tfw hit it off with a girl on tinder
>tfw all we do is just use shit pickup lines
>tfw too autistic to cut to the chase and carry the conversation from there
every time
>>49023756
ahahahahaha
>>49023783
just be confident about it, you have to make sure she feels that confidence
I assure you nothing else will get you laid, money maybe but nothing else
>>49023777
TRIPS CONFIRM
CANADABRO WILL HAVE SEX
USA WILL WIN FIFA
THIS IS A SIGN FROM GOD
>>49023783
>honest upfront man
>btw all of my pickup lines came from random Americans off the sports section of a chinese cartoon website
>>49023783
I dont know, the circumstance ammuses me far more than it should.
I need to get game
And learn more than basic biology apparently.
>>49023809
thats why I dont believe in pick up lines. Theyre cheesy and corny as all fuck.
Just tell her what you want, its either a yes or a no, in either case the world doesnt end
>>49023820
I took AP Biology in high school. If you need anyone I got your back with this shit.
>>49023756
>is is the closest I've ever gotten to potentially fucking a woman
You just ruined it lol
>>49023820
just need to be confident thats all
and maybe go out more
>>49023831
its a fake profile dude he wasnt gonna fuck this hoe
on to the next 1
>>49023777
>>49023802
you do know he is using a fake picture so there is no way she would actually fuck him right?
>tfw
>>49023756
If you do this successfully, I will personally buy you whatever you want on Amazon.com
I will pay for shipping and everything.
>>49023855
GOOD JOB
GOOD EFFORT
>>49023855
ITS OVER
USA CONFIRMED KILL
>>49023782
*Bows head seemingly in defeat before a smirk forms on my face and I whip out my own metal katana dick*
"This...isn't gonna end furry well...FOR YOU"
*I take off my wolf mask to reveal myself as Bane*
>>49023855
-well bitch thanks for wasting my time
>>49023855
what the fuck? tell her not to lead you on anymore then, the fuckin' bitch.
>>49023855
Well, at least the helium tank is on its way
>>49023855
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
>>49023855
tell her she can get to know your dick when u stick it in he rmouth
>>49023855
We can change that ;) Let's get a cup of coffee tomorrow.
>>49023855
"That's completely understandable, I wasn't looking for a one time fuck either. How would you like to get to know me? Can we go out for a coffee?"
>>49023855
tell her you're gonna kill yourself since you have no luck with women and this was your final attempt. See how much longer you can keep it going.
>>49023855
>can't even get a girl to want to fuck you using a male model's picture
lol Canada
>>49023855
she wants the d, she just doesn't want to look like a slut
>>49023888
despite trips, don't do this
do these
>>49023883
>>49023885
>>49023883
oh shit
>>49023855
She didn't react badly or give a definitive "no". She is 100% down to fuck. What's worse is that she also seems pretty fun, I bet she's insane in bed
>>49023883
Do this OP.
Smooth as fuck. DO IT FOR USA
>>49023855
rest in rip canada
ITS NOT OVER FUCKTARDS, WOMEN LIKE TO PLAY HARD
Canadabro, do this
>>49023885
>>49023855
you should have said make love instead of fuck
>>49023888
> those trips
You HAVE to do this now, you faggot
>>49023855
Ask her to lunch or some shit
>>49023855
http://www.amazon.com/Giant-Party-Store-Disposable-Helium/dp/B000PGQ63O
>>49023855
When has an "ayy lmao" ever been more appropriate than now?
>>49023883
>inb4 she accepts and she finds out OP looks nothing like his pic
>inb4 he turns out to be a 5'5 manlet paki
>>49023913
don't fucking ruin the thread, canadabro do this
>>49023885
Make her realise that fuck isn't a one time thing only, you really would like to get to know her better
>>49023883
>>49023885
Im tempted as all fuck to do this but I'd rather not have scalding coffee splashed in my face.
You have no idea how much of a downgrade I am from the model picture.
>>49023909
why are u lame niggas tryin to get op a date, the account aint real
i say keep talking about your weiner till she changes her mind
Wait a second, why are we actually trying to get OP laid? It's a troll account. Even if he convinces her, what's going to happen? She meets him for a cup of coffee, realizes he's a fat autistic Canabeta, dumps the coffee on his head and leaves. He then kills himself
Entertain me, OP. Courting her is going to get nowhere since it's a fake account
>>49023947
just say it dude, then stand her up
>>49023855
"I'll get you gushing like Niagara Falls"
>>49023936
topkek!
>>49023872
You- you're a pretty big guy. This was a part of my plan all along.
*unveils a second katana dick that's even bigger and made out of diamond*
Don't try and test me, you cannot win.
>>49023947
post pics
>>49023947
I hope you were not considering to really meetup with this girl
>>49023909
This. Why do people think it's over? She didn't say no. She said as close to "yes" as she could without sounding like a slut. She hinted at exactly how he can fuck her. Get to know her
>>49023885
Do this for sure
>>49023855
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>she says yes and is going to meet OP
>he is a 5'5 fat immigrant
>hfw
>>49023958
We just want to believe it could happen
;_;
>>49023936
never tbh
i think that meme is stupid, but op should do it anyways
>>49023958
most of /sp/ is autistic and lack common snese
>>49023947
fuck off and do it bitch
nothing will come of it
>>49023855
"how about we get to know each other over some coffee NAHMEAN"
but honestly you should just say ayy lmao and call it a day
>>49023947
you're fucking beyond help, good luck and ayyy lmao
>>49023855
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LMAO
#YOLO
>>49023979
>We just want to believe it could happen
He would have to use his real picture for us to believe and he can't even make it happen using a male model pic
>you
just say "ayy lmao" and end it already
>>49023947
Just go with it and don't show up. Or you can hide in your car and see if she turns up, then giggle about it and post results on /sp/
>>49023947
ask her out fagit then start the official CANADA DATEB OWL THREAD when you do
>>49023855
«lol you're right. I am kind of too quick with this sort of thing. Maybe we should get to know each other then? Let's just have a cup of coffee at (local coffee place)
Not gonna work but w/e
>>49024007
>tfw she replys ayy lmao
>>49023964
*starts urinating a high velocity stream of ice cold grape gatorade at you*
"Time to get this hothead out of here..."
>>49024007
You go get her Canada. Even if that's not your actual pic. You'll be fine. Trust me, women like confidence.
>>49024007
How does it feel to be a man for once, canadabro?
>>49024007
>catfishing this bitch
oh boy here we go
>>49023958
stuff it bilbo no one asked for your advice
>>49024007
It's ogre
>>49024007
>hfw you turn up
>>49024007
you're in gods hands now
>>49024020
>now on action news 9
>local autistic man caught masturbating in car at a local coffee house
>when questioned by police he answered with "ayy lmao"
What the fuck just happend in this thread?
>>49023947
Just do it. Use confidence. Believe in yourself.
Somebody once told me: You're an all star, get your game on, go play. You're a rock star, get the show on, get laid. All that glitters is gold.
topkek all of you, i'm shaking with silent laughter
>>49024007
Never go full beta man. Guaranteed no reply. Screencap this
>>49024038
>>49024007
I consider myself pretty good looking and in shape and have had girlfriends and there is no way I would have the confidence to go meet a girl after using a fake pic to set up a date
you are going to get straight humiliated if you actually meet her
>>49024007
Shouldn't have gone with this option.
>>49023883
This sounded more alpha.
>>49024038
id pee my pants
>>49024057
Oh god I can picture it
>>49024007
Okay canadabro, stay with me here. What'd she say now?
Confidence remember I told you
Get it canada, don't be a pussy
>>49024064
>I'M INCAPABLE OF READING 4 POSTS BECAUSE I AM NOT WHITE AND LITERATE
ayy lmao
>>49024041
*snaps fingers and disappears*
You actually thought you could stay on my aircraft
*appears behind you and taps you on the shoulder*
Only the masketta man is allowed on this plane.
>living
What the fuck is a living?
Oh right, I'm 26
>>49024079
WELL LOOK WHO'S WRONG
How many of the people you meet on Tinder are trolls anyway?
I feel like girls should be used to idiots using fake pics by now.
>>49024094
It was more of a surprise reaction...
>>49024057
>>49024118
barrista
btw send us a pic of yours too if you dont mind
>>49024118
"I drive."
PLEASE SAY THIS
>>49024084
so much this
>>49024118
Im a model
>>49024118
She is dumb AF
>>49024118
tell her you are doing some voluntary janitor job
>>49024118
>I'm a professional shitposter on an anime imageboard.
>>49024118
it's like saying "what is your occupation?" or "what do you do?" in American
>>49024118
You're a janitor on a well known anime sports imageboard
>>49024118
you're a janitor for a local charity
>>49023947
Canabrah I did the exact same thing one time and it worked out. Met this hot as fuck Chinese girl on a fake account. Got to know her for about a month to the point where she felt shit if we went a day without talking. I then told her the truth using the "I didn't expect to like you this much" line. Fast forward a year and I spent the summer in China fucking this girl.
Believe in yourself OP. Confidence/personality > looks. I have had no problem sleeping with girls way out of my league and I'm 300lbs. I'm also 6'3" so it doesn't look so bad, but still. I should not be able to get with these girls. Just go for it and see what happens
>>49024118
>mfw
this girl is a fucking beta
>>49024118
I moderate the sports section on a website.
>>49024007
That's a weak reply. It's not even an assertive let's go out for coffee.
> would you mind if we went out for cofee if you please? How would you like to get to know me?
geez
>>49024142
THIS
do this
THIS is what you should reply with
>>49024118
I moderate the sports board on 4chan
>>49024118
Sorry for doubting you m8. Tell your a janitor on a Japanese image board and you do it for free
>>49024118
wait did she just turn you down for the coffee? lol never go full beta
>>49024118
>I'm a janitor at a local special education school but I do my work for free
>>49024118
See, I told you it'll work
PLEASE THIS:
"I moderate the sports section on a website."
>>49024142
10000000000000x this
>>49024118
Hit her with the curve ball OP. Reveal your true self to her. Including a picture of yourself. You can blur them for 'The Chan' if you don't want us to see you.
>>49024153
Top lel
>>49024142
I DONT EVEN DO THAT, THATS HOW AWFUL I AM
DOING IT ANYWAYS
>>49024118
I'd say this is getting a little mean and not as funny. Just say "shitpost on /sp/" and then throw in "ayyy lmao"
unless someone has a hilarious job idea
>>49024118
>I'm CIA
>>49024118
I play guitar in a Smash Mouth cover band.
>>49024190
How fucking old are you?
>mfw tamarra is an exchange student from lesotho
>>49024202
SOMEBODY
"I drive and... moderate the sports section on a website."
>>49024118
"I'm NEET, that means not in education, employment or training for you newfags"
>>49024118
I keep qts who need a man company on tinder .
>>49024191
Confirmed homosexual
>>49024118
>2014
>not being NEET
ayy lmao
>>49024142
YES
>>49024216
ONCE
>>49024118
>pic related
"I work with autistic kids on an Malaysian cartoon website"
>>49024208
Im 21
Yeah, I know
>>49024118
I organize mlp meetups
>>49024190
Do the janitor thing breh
>>49024190
>not saying "I'm a janitor. On an anonymous imageboard"
>>49024233
TOLD ME
>>49024118
This is mah swamp
>>49024238
need a pic from you OP, just to gauge your chances of scoring her
>>49024229
confirmed ugly
>>49024249
THE WORLD
>>49024190
If you don't say you're a janitor I'll be so mad
>>49024103
"What would happen if I took the mask off?"
*takes off your mask to reveal...*
>>49024260
IS GONNA
>>49024257
dude is 21 and doesn't drive or have a job. Don't think he's a looker man
>>49024142
Go with this OP
>>49024260
IS OGRE
>>49024275
>>49024280
Terrible, take a lap
>>49024275
>>49024280
ya blew it
>>49024007
>i'm a janitor
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>i do it for free
>i take my "job" very seriously
>i do it because it is the only amount of power & control i will ever have in my pathetic life
>i delete threads i don't like because whenever he gets upset i have an asthma attack
>i delete threads i don't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons i still have to watch
>i will never have a real job
>i will never move out of my parent's house
>i will never be at a healthy weight
>i will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>i will never have a girlfriend
>i will never have any friends
tinder thread?
lemme dump some of my personals
>>49024280
YOU FUCKED UP GERMANY
DELETE YOUR POST
>>49024281
Maybe he inherited a shitload of money and is rich, with a personal chauffeur.
>>49023941
How fucking desperate are you. Jesus.
>people over the age of 20 who don't know how to drive
>>49024257
He's canadian, so probably a short creepy paki
>>49024296
fuck off hick we already go someone doing some gold trolling
>>49024293
this is funnier than i dirve
perfect way to end it
Best thread ever
>>49024307
>people over the age of 16 that don't know how to drive
ftfy
If the chance to do the janitor thing comes up again ill do it
>>49024307
I'm 27 and don't drive
>2014
>driving
ayyy lmao
>>49024296
>that glutes-line
lel
>>49024293
Fuck man thats harsh
>>49024324
>tfw only got my restricted a few weeks ago
>tfw 19
>>49024296
>>49024307
>OP in 3 days
>>49024307
im about to turn 21 and i dont know how to drive
>>49024325
Fast
>>49024325
I drive the success of the sports section on an online Japanese imageboard
>>49024325
My dick into yo pussy
>>49024325
you
>>49024325
Fuck you man why didn't you do it
>>49024266
*the mask is taken off to reveal your face*
I told you this wasn't going to end well
*goes into super saiyan stance*
ready when you are, kid
>>49024325
REAL HUMAN BEAN
>>49024325
>I'm a janitor on an anime imageboard
do it you fuck
>>49024325
fast
Is OP's picture real?
>>49024325
"a fucking piledriver up my own ass every night"
>>49024325
i drive you crazy.....in bed
>>49024325
Write "..."
>>49024342
go away
>>49024325
My car to your house tomorrow ;)
>>49024342
I fucking hate when women reply like that
>>49024325
i drive my dick into ur ass ho
>>49024351
This, and add an ayyy lmao onto it
>>49024348
This is a good way to go into the janitor pasta
Y/N?
>>49023947
>He was actually going to meet up with her.
What.
>>49024325
girls like you everynight , im a male prostitute
>>49024325
say "Wanna fight" or "TAKE IT OFF"
>>49024342
look how edgy you are trip fag. helen keller lelelelelele shes deaf leleleleleleeelelleleleeleee
ayy faggot.
>>49024314
eat my dick faggot i'm the tinder GOAT
1/2
>>49024362
ofcourse not, this is 4chan bro wtf
>>49024325
Fast
>>49024369
ayy lmao
>>49024378
Yes please
>>49024325
a motorboat
on them titties
>>49024325
And a real hero real human bean!
>>49024367
this this this
full autist mode engaged
>>49024348
For how much pay?
>>49024325
That's as much as I can actually tell you. I hope you can understand.
>>49024325
I drive the success of the sports section of a chinese cartoon image board with my voluntary janitorial service
>>49024342
leo some girls are just fuckin dumb
>this thread
>>49024394
2/2
>>49024325
"Fast"
if she responds with a cunty answer
"Wanna fight?"
Look OP, if you're willing to show us your face, I'm willing to make sure you atleast go get to meet her once and possibly, possibly get laid but if you're not going to show us how you look, i'm not wasting time
>>49024369
DO THIS OP
PLEASE
>>49024394
you suck fuck off
>>49024325
Change the subject so she's intrigued.
"Do you have any tattoos?"
>>49024394
lame as shit
go fuck LeX in your trailer park faggot
>>49024421
saved holy fuck
>>49024424
THIS
>>49024423
do you actually think you're funny? you seem like a massive faggot.
>so many options
Cant please everybody, respond to the best one, majority rules
>>49024397
why does OP think he will get laid or some shit then
>>49024423
top lel
>>49024342
What did she say after this
"the schoolbus"
>>49024378
C'mon man you know this is the funniest
>>49024411
Pro Bono
>>49024455
He won't with the beta as fuck answers these autists are giving him. but if he really wants to, this woman is game
>>49024325
A REAL HUMAN BEAN
AND A REAL HERO
>>49024454
I drive all the girls wild
>>49024369
this
>>49024369
We have a winner
>>49024325
I'M GIVING YOU A NIGHT CALL
>>49024436
this or
>>49024369
>>49024325
I drive for you, you give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes, then I'm yours, no matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that, and you're on your own. Do you understand?
>>49024454
Do the janitor you flicking huge faggot
>>49024447
yeah you're right, i should just say le ebig maymays over tinder to girls
upboat for you :^)
>>49024369
Just do this one you stupid fuck
>>49024421
>that pic
ayy lmao confirmed best new meme of 2014
>>49024471
You know OP is ugly as fuck right? If he wasn't he would have posted a pic of himself already
>>49024490
lol calm down
>>49024461
Underrated post
>>49024487
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER
do it faggot
>>49024416
this
>9 minutes
I need to learn to make critical decisions
>>49024490
ayy lmao
>>49024498
>new
lmao
>>49024490
>this upset in a tinder thread
lol faggot
>>49024454
say you're a stunt driver and name some movie that literally has no driving in it at all and see if she notices
>i was the stunt driver for the notebook
>>49024527
ayy lmao
>>49024500
Yeah, dubs confirmed. So well fuck him then for being a pussy, whats the fucking point in even doing this when shit materializes and OP chickens the fuck out
>>49024527
terrible
>>49024527
UH-OH
>>49024512
Good eye
>>49024527
top lel
>>49024527
she looks like she's from planet of the apes
>>49024529
ayy
>>49024527
YOU FUCKED IT UP
>>49024527
I drive you crazy
>>49024527
incoming rekking
I feel it in my bones
>>49024527
mfw she now thinks you're gonna rape her
>>49024527
TOLD YA BRO
YOU'RE AN ALL STAR
BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF SHREK
>>49024527
>>49024454
lrn2 choose you beta faggot
>>49024527
DO THE JANITOR SHIT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO MET THIS BITCH
>>49023756
>everything about this post
>>49024529
>he doesn't use twitter or tumblr
>>49024555
SHREK TRIPS
if u really want to do the janitor thing just say you drive taxi part time but full time...
then copy paste the greentext in ur next message
>>49024565
Dude chill we have to lead up to it, get her on the line before you blow it up
DOC, WE'RE LOSING THE PATIENT
I KNOW ITS ALL MY FAULT BUT FUCK
>>49024527
even the janitor copypasta would have gone over better than this is going to.
>>49024536
For the lulz man. Pussy isn't that big a deal you virgin
>>49024527
>>49024579
ayy lmao
>>49024579
just reply with "ayy lmao"
>>49024579
sorry m8 :^)
>>49024579
ayyyy lmao
>>49024579
YA BLEW IT
Man these /sp/ tinder threads are so much worse than when Adi was used to post on /fit/
>>49024579
only ayy lmao can save this
>>49024579
just give up now
I am a janitor. I'll clean your house for free.
>>49024527
>>49024579
>>49024579
ayy lmao
>>49024579
reply: ayy lmao
>>49024579
ayy lmao
>>49024579
"ayy lmao"
>>49024579
what a terrible fucking answer, you just lost her right there you cheesy faggot
>>49024579
"no but in all seriousness I ban people for posting child pornography on 4chan"
>>49024579
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>49024579
Say actually I'm a janitor
>>49024579
Nowhere to go but ayyy lmao
>>49024579
ayy lmao
pls
>>49024579
Ask if she wants to play LoL with you
>>49024578
the drive what? line was the last chance he got now she is just gonna be lol the rest of the conversation
fuck
>>49024527
now say "jk but for real though, my real passion is moderating online discussions, it really gives my life meaning and purpose. My particular area of expertise is anonymous image boards, I have been told I am the best at what i do."
>>49024579
do>>49024576
but preface it with sorry cant blame me for trying or w/e
>>49024579
/sp/ has spoken
END IT WITH AN
ayy lmao
>>49024579
Just kidding.
I drive the hearse.
>>49024579
I'm having trouble comprehending your level of autism. You seriously could have landed the cunt by opening with some retarded line and yet, even with a profile pic of a 10/10 guy you managed to fuck it up with a 7/10 at that.
Ayy lmao
>>49024589
jeez brah, lulz would be him actually going to meet her, we both know he isnt getting laid
The amount of people that just went >ayy lmao proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.
All of you try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.
Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.
>>49024579
ayy lmao
she's dead jim
>>49024579
ayy lmao
>his only remote chance at pussy ever ended with ayy lmao
>>49024648
lel
>>49024648
ayy lmao
>>49024648
hahahah
>>49024648
Ayy lmao
>>49024648
CRASHING THIS CHAT
>>49024653
inb4 newfriend rage
Does anyone feel sorry for this girl? She seemed really fun and smart, honestly trying to get the attention of that fake model picture.
>>49024653
ayy lmao
>>49024648
ayyy lmao
>>49024648
ayy lmao
>>49024653
>>>/reddit/
>>49024648
rip in peas
>>49024653
dont let the door hit you on the way out faggot
>>49024648
Ayyyyyyy
LMAO
>>49024648
TOPKEK
at long last you autistic piece of shit youve done something worthwhile
>>49024648
ayy lmao
>>49024605
THIS PLEASE
capitalize FOR FREE
>>49024648
hahahahahaha
>>49024648
>>49024648
ayy lmao
>>49024648
CRASHING THIS TINDER
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>49024579
Ayy lmao
>>49024667
Yea but at the same time fuck her
>>49024579
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AYYYYYYYYYY AHH LMAO
>>49024667
I know, if OP had played it smart, he would've been a father in 9 months time
>>49024661
Kinda sad if you think about it
>>49024648
INB4
>"well it was great talking but i gotta go" or no response
you got blocked and it wasn't even funny
>>49024678
>responding to urself
>>49024653
its copypasta guys, don't let your ignorance show
>>49024661
I dont know why I thought this would end in sex
My benis assumed direct control for a bit there
>>49024644
no fuck that go with
>"kk i gtg sleep"
>"...HEEM SLEEPY LOL..."
>"lol that was just a joke with a friend"
>"lol"
>"you still there?"
>"lol"
>>49024648
I don't think she will respond though
>>49024648
>>49024624
>>49024624
End with this please
>>49024648
ayy
>>49024667
I would have went for it if I were Canada
>>49024666
Trips confirmed
>>49024676
>>49024678
>>49024527
That just comes off as unnecessarily pushy. I'll post the game plan and leave you to not fuck it up too much.
Intrigue her mentally with your wit/charm/ intellect. Tell her a bit about yourself but don't give it away. The whole goal here is to get her on a date.
Remember DO NOT TALK TO HER TOO LONG ON TINDER OR SHE WILL FEEL LIKE SHE ALREADY KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT.
ask for her number but like an alpha. Good luck op.
>>49024722
just hit her with the >please respond OP
works everytime
>>49024667
Yeah but I think she's starting to lose interest anyway
>>49024701
He could have done that if only he listened to us
>>49024731
thats what i was trying to make his ass understand all this while, she was completely game
Is that guy that was doing the Pirlo tinder account around? Was there any funny screen caps?
>>49024624
>>49024624
THIS
END IT WITH THIS
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY
>>49024648
p-please r-respond
dammit i need to go to sleep post her response and move on son
>>49024667
no, because if you know anything about tindr a semi attractive girl will have a fuckload of dudes messaging her at any time
she'll be fine.
>>49024745
>Ahh Lol
>>49024745
WE'RE STILL ALIVE BOYS TIME TO MILK THIS COW FOR ALL SHES WORTH
>>49024745
TELL HER YOURE A JANITOR ON AN ANIME IMAGEBOARD
DROPS THE PANTIES EVERY TIME
>>49024745
Ayy lmao
>>49024745
How is this bitch not gone already?
>>49024745
post a link to this thread
>>49024745
FUCK SHES SO COOL, YOU FUCKING NEED TO COMMIT SUICIDE CANADABRO YOU SUCK AT LIFE
>>49024745
THEN WHY ARE YOU ON TINDER YOU DUMB FUCKING BITCH
>>49024745
ayy lmao we almost there IF OP IS EATING WE ALL EATING AYY LMAO
>>49024745
Ask her what the fuck he's doing on tinder then
And then tell her to fuck off with her shit science jokes back to reddit
>>49024745
I don't know how you're still in this, this poor girl really likes your pic.
Just do this man
>>49024624
>>49024745
she probably thinks you're a serial killer or rapist or some shit.
ayy lmao
>>49024745
Damn, you're pretty entitled for a girl who looks like a 5/10 at best
>>49024745
b-but i'll do it FOR FREE
>>49024745
shit son if I lived in that area I'd be all over that ass
>>49024745
well then bitch why are you on tinder if you arent going to fuck
>>49024745
"no but in all seriousness I ban people for posting child pornography on 4chan"
>>49024745
I don't think she understands the purpose of tinder
>>49024771
THIS x10000000000
>>49024772
she a total nerd wtf r u on about u dweeb
>>49024745
Top kek
At least you tried OP. Enjoy your last meaningful conversation with a girl ever.
>>49024745
i thought that's what tinder was for, just hookups
>>49024745
pull some alpha fonz quote
>>49024745
ask her why the fuck she is on tinder then?
>>49024782
THIS
Do it faggot, you have nothing to lose
Karl
KAARL Whats a fast zombie
A ZOOMBIE
,,,,,
,,,,,
A ZOOMBIE CARL
>>49024745
>why the fuck not, who's judgement are you so concerned about that you're willing to let it dictate your life and the fun you have in it?
>>49024745
"Bitch, instead of ranting non sense, how about using your next set of words to give me your adress"
>>49024761
Yes, but most of those are just plain whores, down to fuck. This one seemed really awkward with her responses and jokes, as if she's really struggling and looking for honest friends or more. Super naive also.
>>49024745
You should congratulate her on how she replied to every stupid thing you said. It must mean something
Well, chances are shes using someone else's pic as well, and is probably a land whale in real life
So not bad OP, you shouldnt feel too bad or lonely
>>49024806
YOU FORGOT TO TIP YOUR FEDORA YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>>49024745
link her to this thread
>>49024745
Hahahaha no shit that's my fucking sister. I though she was a whore but I guess not
>>49024745
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
GIRLS ON TINDER WERE GONNA FUCK ME
I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED
>>49024745
OPTION 1
no but in all seriousness I ban people for posting child pornography on 4chan
OPTION 2
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON TINDER
>>49024771
It has to be this.
>>49024745
>on a random dating App
>I don't appreciate random...
AYY LMAO
>>49024771
i was going to suggest this
>>49024782
this or >>49024804
Clearly underrated thread.
>/sp/ - Sports
>Tinder thread doing iron man numbers
>>49024827
PLEASE DO THIS
>>49024830
option 2
>>49024745
Yeah I know, you already told me. But it turns out I like you enough to want to know you so let's just chat for a while
>>49024745
"Kennen sie 'verstehen sie spaß?'"
>>49024771
this this this this this
>>49024745
>goes on Hookup site
>doesnt want to hook up.
You did valiantly, OP. Take your lumps and move on to the next one.
>>49024830
link the thread
link the thread
>>49024830
option 1
>>49024771
ayy lmao
>>49024842
>hating based bro culture
Karl
KAARL Whats a fast zombie
A ZOOMBIE
,,,,,
,,,,,,,
A ZOOMBIE CARL
>>49024828
she he is a whore but sp has no game
the only reason shes still responding is the avatar
>>49024830
this
either response will probably be funny
>>49024842
This is what /sp/ is when sports arent on
>>49024818
THIS, just fucking end her. Brutal Belgium comes through with the answer
>>49024745
Ask her if she likes Shrek
>>49024745
Dude if thats really you in the pic white women really are massively fucked up now, you out rate her like 8/10 to 5/10 and she won't do you.
We all just need to go gay bros.
>>49024822
Kind of like you forgot to not kill 6 million innocent fucking people in industrial ovens?
>>49024842
>iron man numbers
what a callback
>>49024830
no wait link this thread
>>49024871
ITS OGRE
>>49024828
Prove it
>>49024873
Its a fake pic, but the point still stands
link to thread
who knows, maybe she'll actually want to meet you OP
THREAD IS KILL
>>49024745
Spam Smash Mouth lyrics
>>49024830
LINK THE THREAD FUCKO
>>49024828
how do you have a Canadian sister
>>49024873
she would fuck that guy, just not on the first date
>>49024830
option 1
>>49024830
OPTION 2
LINK THE THREAD LINK THE THREAD LINK THE THREADLINK THE THREADLINK THE THREADLINK THE THREADLINK THE THREADLINK THE THREAD
Option 2
I mean I know canadians are fucked up but OP just left everyone behind
hes fucking shy on a fucking anonymous board
my god
she obviously wants to fuck, she just doesnt want to come off as a slut, otherwise she wouldn't have written a big explanation for you, she would have just ignored
this is where you would meet her IRL and finish the job, but too bad youre not the guy in the pic
>>49024745
Come clean. Tell her you're fake, or a jantior.
And then do another match
>>49024828
>lying on the internet
Give OP the power to link the thread so we can all talk to Tamarra
\o/
>>49024830
LINK THE THREAD
op
tell her your thread is doing iron man numbers and you dont care anymore then link thread
>>49024889
I don't know how unless I gave out personal info
>>49024900
proxy
>>49024745
I actually lelled out loud at seeing "ayy lmao".
OP I DONT GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU PICK JUST PICK SOMETHING YOU AUTISTIC CUNT
>>49024830
link the thread
new thread pls
>>49024915
it matters not even if he isnt the guy in the pic, he just needs to hook her properly but hes too beta for all this
>>49024934
TOP KEK
>>49024934
now its over
>>49024830
OPTION 2
>>49024934
ayy lmao
She wouldn't know what she was reading if she was linked here anyway, for people that don't come here it's like when you go to reddit and you have no idea how the layout works so you just give up.
>>49024934
fucking right
>>49024934
AYY LMAO
Y
Y
L
M
A
O
>>49024934
HABBENING
>>49024924
Why the fuck would you use a proxy to be an american? You're full of shit.
>>49024934
now it ends
>>49024934
>>49024934
>>49024934
LEL
>>49024934
ayy lmao
TELL HER YOU ARE A JANITOR ON A WEBSITEVALREADY
>>49024924
all American proxies are banned
>>49024934
now link the thread
>>49024934
run away
or link the thread
>>49024934
>I do it for free
>>49024934
>>49024934
>>49024934
ayyy lmao
>>49024934
Hello laugh my ass off
>>49024934
You had one job, you idiot and you blew it.
Link the thread or I'll call Lesotho.
>>49024934
Haha you may look like shit but your sense of humor is great because of spee :^)
>>49024934
>I do it for free
ahaha that got me
>>49024934
AYY LMAO
OP you just threw in the towel man. Good show. Learning experience.
>>49024934
FINALLY OP BREAKS OUT OF HIS BUBBLE
>>49024934
MY SIDES
>>49024934
TOP KILL
>>49024934
and a link to this thread should end it
>ayy lmao
Why the fuck is this so funny my fucking sides.
>>49024934
IT'S OGRE
I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PERSON
>>49024934
kek tip
>>49025001
ayy lmao
>>49024934
somebody call the police, my sides have been murdered
L I N K T O T H R E A D
I
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T
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>>49024934
Bahaha. Embrace the crashing and burning. Let go of all expectation of outcome
>>49024934
LINK THE THREAD
>>49025004
its okay sweetheart, not your fault.
>>49025004
AYY LMAO
NEW THREAD PLS
NEW THREAD PLS
>>49024934
>>49025004
SIDES ARE OGRE
>>49025004
HHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAA
>>49024934
LINK THE THREAD
LINK THE THREAD
LINK THE THREAD
LINK THE THREAD
Also tell her you're famous and their is a youtube video made about you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdC_Cu9X4wc
>>49025004
You know what fuck it, just rape her already. She deserves it
>>49024934
>>49025004
and that's it folks
>>49025004
well shit
if she's still here, ask her what she does.
>>49025004
man that guy is so handsome. she really wants to believe
>>49025004
ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY JOB?
>>49025004
SHE WANTS THE D
ASK HER IF SHE'S A BIG GUY
>>49025004
She's obviously putting up with your autism because she thinks you look like that
>>49025004
At this point, the only appropriate response is linking the thread. Good show, OP
>>49025004
lmao it's like she can't deal with how pathetic that is
>hotheads itt
>>49025004
whats wrong with this girl
>>49025004
SON SHE'LL LISTEN TO ANYTHING YOU SAY. JUST DO THIS
>>49024818
>>49024818
>>49024818
>>49025004
"what do you do"
>>49025004
LINK THE THREAD
LINK THE THREAD
I dont know what to laugh at more, sp or this cunt of an OP
Topkek both
NEW THREAD
E
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T
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E
A
D
>>49025004
>Why do you think child pornography is so funny?
>>49024934
THIS KILLS A MAN'S CHANCE
>>49025004
LINK THE THREAD
>>49025004
Is Hahahaha Hahahaha the new ayy lmao?
>>49025058
THIS OP
>>49025004
Stop replying now
Chat up with a new one, hilarious silver will be yours
>>49025042
>>49025004
lol I'm serious, sugar. There are some twisted motherfuckers out there. I just want to do my part.
>>49025004
no but in all seriousness, this girl seem pretty fun
>tfw she will never use all her sex toys on you
>>49025057
nah a new thread would just attract 'those who do it for free'
>>49025004
m8 it's over, she's weirded out and is too autistic to be forthright
>>49025042
>that convo
Hahahah fucking hell
>>49025004
SHE WANTS IT IF SHE'S STILL PUTTING UP WITH THIS SHIT
MAKE THE MOVES
>>49025068
Hahaha haha
"let me understand this ... cuz I ... maybe its me, maybe I'm a little fucked up maybe. I'm funny how, I mean funny, like I'm a clown? I amuse you. I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny? "
>>49025004
don't laugh, i take my job very seriously
Link the thread m8
if I was there I'd put my Bio Degree and good looks to work and take her to pound town
>>49025004
lmao janitor probably lurking this thread atm and will delete it out of rage
I CANT BREATHE
WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON
>>49025098
THIS
>>49025098
GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKIN SHINEBOX
>>49025111
Need a new thread
>>49025111
A
Y
Y
L
M
A
OAML YAA
>>49025111
YOU FUCKING PUSSY LINK THE THREAD. YOU BLEW IT.
someone make a new thread
link the thread and sign off
she just wants to talk because she's bored.
then again, this is probably the most interaction you've ever had with a grill
>>49025004
I take my job very seriously.
>>49025111
ASK HER HOW HER BEDSIDE MANNER IS
>>49025111
>Well then maybe you can help me out. My dick died, can I bury it in your ass?
>>49025111
she must have issues or something jesus
>>49025111
link. the. thread.
before it gets deleted pls
>>49025111
just link the thread you coward
>>49025111
Whys is this conversation still continuing? Girls are fucked
>>49025111
>she's a nurse
>in a nursing home
>for old people
>she does it for minimum wage
>she takes her "job" very seriously
>she does it because it is the only form of social contact she'll ever have in her pathetic life
>>49025098
she'd probly just get the reference and realize how autistic it would be to type that shit out word for word
>>49025098
How is really movie called again? Some mafia shit
>inb4 another op goes rogue
AYY LMAO
I
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E
A
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>>49025111
Thats good because this convo is getting old you stuck up bitch
Then link thread
>>49025154
Goodfellas
>>49025111
Link the thread before it gets deleted
>>49025111
"I can relate, my mom was in a nursing home She died last year. What are you doing tomorrow?"
>>49025154
goodfellas
>>49025111
>Do you take your job seriously?
>>49025154
good mates
>>49025111
Ask if she watches Arthur.
>>49025111
Meh
Fun is ogre
>>49025154
goodfellas
>>49025127
why? janitor will delete it and this isn't going to page 10 anytime soon
>>49025168
THIS ONE
DO THIS ONE
>>49025177
BLEW IT
>>49025172
>good mates
topkek fuhreurbro
>>49025111
ayy lmao
obviously
>>49025150
>she helps patients she doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of biology textbooks she has to read
>>49024159
No offense but 6'3" makes up for a LOT its like virtually perfect male height
>>49025177
Hahaha hahaha
>>49025177
STOP GOING ROGUE, OP. DON'T DO THIS
>>49025177
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>49025111
Are there any people in the home who would DIE if you took their masks off?
>>49025177
kinda lame man
>>49025177
AYY
>>49025177
>'job'
oh boy, she's not gonna like this
>>49025177
Well, fuck everything
>>49025177
>'job'
ayy lmao
>>49025177
LINK
THE
THREAD
AYY LMAO
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>>49025177
Tell her to make sure she keeps her patients at a healthy weight because you know a guy that lives in a home that gets fed hot pockets
>>49025177
link the thread
>>49025177
salvaged
>>49025177
Hahaha hahaha
>>49025177
>'job'
its all ogre now
>>49025177
god damn it op YOU ARE DOING IT LOOK HOW FAR WE HAVE ALL CAME TOGETHER
>>49025177
link her the thread you ugly cunt
>>49025189
>she will never be a doctor
>she will never move out of her parents house
>she will never be at a healthy weight
>>49025177
thanks OP you just made my night
dont listen to all the unfunny retards telling you blew it, this is gold
>>49025177
She just adscribes your weirdness as excentric fun. That's a positive quality.
Humans will do anything for a pretty face.
Though if you keep saying retarded nonsense she'll get tired.
Talk seriously for a bit and get her to fall for this imaginary guy.
Or keep spouting memes, whatever floats your boat.
>>49025209
nice
>>49025168
top kek
If you don't link the thread Canada will never win a Stan Lee cup again.
>>49025168
GOLD
new thread in here just incase
>>49025240
What is the point in linking her the tread? I thought you were all asking for a NEW threawd.
Shes mad thirsty
I kinda want to go to sleep so if someone can link me to the Belgian telling her off, I'll link the thread
Unless theres better suggestions of course
>>49025177
link the thread or all of this will have been an autistic waste of time
>>49025257
no fuck off
>>49025246
They wouldn't have anyway
>>49025263
>autistic waste of time
that's my life m8
>>49025260
link the thread
OP is possibly the first person ive met who is going all spaghetti online
pathetic
Don't link the fucking thread bro
>>49025257
Don't want to antagonize the janitor that much
>>49025263
it already is
>>49025260
link the thread now
>>49025274
this
>>49025260
FORGOT THE FUCKING PIC
>>49025289
>overtime starts at 52 hours
wut?
>>49025289
JUST FOOKIN END IT ALREADY
>>49025004
Ask her when's the last time she was embraced by a man while overlooking the view from his top floor penthouse suite in central Manhattan while Debussy's arabesque no 1 played in the background.
>>49025289
Ok now y'all are just talking. Link the thread of us spee tough guys are going to fuck you up, champ.
>>49025260
"Congratulations, you've replied to every stupid thing that I've said. This has mean something somewhere"
And then link the thread
>she's genuinely nice
okay.jpg
>>49025289
hahaha hahaha
>>49025289
Does wiping old people's asses give you the only form of power and control you'll ever have in your pathetic life?
>>49025260
Im going to sleep
All my responses were actually from random people around the world, you can talk to them instead
>>49023288
>>49025289
link the thread
>>49025289
"in that case, im no longer interested in you"
>>49025289
My friend's fiancee is a nurse at an old peoples home and she has to finger old constipated mens arseholes to scoop out their shit. I wonder if she has to do that too
>>49025306
>This has mean something somewhere
u wot m8
>>49025289
>she is still replying
Ayyyy
>>49025289
you shouldve ended this by either posting the janitor pasta or linking the thread. The conversation was over after the ayy lmao, its pathetic noe
>>49025289
Damn. Poor girl. Being trolled by a Chinese cartoon image board is the last thing she needs.
>>49025306
This
And sorry later.
AYY LMAO
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.......AYY LMAO
.......D
Do you enjoy doing PROSTATE exams?
>>49025309
Ayy lmao
Hahaha hahaha
>>49025314
lel
>>49025289
Yeah just end it, link the thread
>>49025310
>>49025320
EITHER OF THESE ONES
DO EITHER OF THESE ONES
this is just shit now
>>49025289
what a waste of time
you were just a pawn in my game
>>49023288
do it
>>49025289
Wow. That sounds tough. I was up all night 7 days a week deleting "bro culture" and porn threads. You wanna see some of the shit I have to deal with on a daily basis? Here: http://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/49023288/
>>49025310
this
>>49025289
link the thread
she is a lame
/SP/ FOUND A WAY
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l-link the thread b-baka!
>>49025351
>>49025351
THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>49025325
that somewhere would be here on /sp/ ;^)
>>49025351
There it is
>>49025351
I'd be happy with this
>>49025351
AYY lmao
>>49025351
YES YES YES
THIS IS GOLD
>>49025351
WE HAVE A WINNER
DO IT YOU DICKLESS FAGGOT SHE IS NOT GOING TO FIND YOU
>>49025351
THIS IS THE ONLY OPTION
DO IT AND SIGN OFF
>tfw you can get away with anything as long as your
>tfw only 30 matches in three weeks
>tfw not hot
>>49025351
Hahaha hahaha
>>49025351
holy shit this
>>49025351
There it is. We can go home.
>>49025351
ayy lmap
come clean op. maybe you might get her still.
>>49025394
>as you're hot*
>>49025394
>>tfw you can get away with anything as long as your
...dutch?
AND JUST AS IM ABOUT TO SEND THE LINK, THIS GEM ARRIVES
>>49025417
LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE
>>49025351
If you don't do this I will kill myself today
>>49025417
Oh god...
>>49025417
Of course, m'lady? Who else recommended me the best places to buy my fedoras? :^)
>>49025417
>CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO CANADA BTFO
>>49025417
OH FOOKIN HELL M8
ITS ALL OVER
YOU'VE BEEN OUTED AS A REDDITARD
heh
>>49025417
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>49025351
oh boy
she's not gonna like this :O
>>49025417
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>49025417
This is too much for any ayy lmao
>>49025417
REDDIT RUINS EVERYTHING AGAIN
>>49025417
>wouldnt bang
>>49025417
>>49025417
HOLY FUCK WHAT
THIS MADE MY DAY
>>49025417
HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
you're a girl
on the internet
on an online dating app
you do it for free
you take your "job" very seriously
you do it because it is the only amount of power & control you will ever have in your pathetic life
you wipe old people's asses
you will never have a real job
you will never move out of my parent's house
you will never be at a healthy weight
you will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
you will never have a boyfriend
you will never have any friends
>>49025417
YOU FUCKING FOOL
>>49025417
CANADA GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>49025417
Wait...were we being countertrolled this whole time?
>>49025417
AAAYYYYYY just fucking end it
>>49025438
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THSIT HSISHTISTHSIHISHISHTSIHTSITHIHS
>>49025417
D E S T R O Y E D
HAHAHAHA LE REDDIIITTTT
>>49025417
I CALLED IT
>>49023759
I KNEW AFTER HER STUPID SCIENCE JOKES THAT SHE WAS 100% REDDITOR
THIS FUCKING THREAD THIS FUCKING THREAD THIS FUCKING THREAD THIS FUCKING THREAD THIS FUCKING THREAD THIS FUCKING THREAD THIS FUCKING THREAD THIS FUCKING THREAD THIS FUCKING THREAD THIS FUCKING THREAD THIS FUCKING THREAD THIS FUCKING THREAD THIS FUCKING THREAD THIS FUCKING THREAD THIS FUCKING THREAD THIS FUCKING THREAD THIS FUCKING THREAD THIS FUCKING THREADTHIS FUCKING THREAD THIS FUCKING THREAD THIS FUCKING THREAD THIS FUCKING THREAD THIS FUCKING THREAD THIS FUCKING THREAD THIS FUCKING THREAD THIS FUCKING THREAD THIS FUCKING THREAD THIS FUCKING THREAD THIS FUCKING THREAD THIS FUCKING THREAD THIS FUCKING THREAD THIS FUCKING THREAD THIS FUCKING THREAD THIS FUCKING THREAD THIS FUCKING THREADTHIS FUCKING THREAD THIS FUCKING THREAD THIS FUCKING THREAD THIS FUCKING THREAD THIS FUCKING THREAD THIS FUCKING THREAD THIS FUCKING THREAD THIS FUCKING THREAD
>>49025469
I believe so.
fucking lel
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
>>49025417
OP GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
YOU JUST GOT REVERSE REKT
>>49025417
>mfw
>mfw I have no face
>>49025417
Hahahahahahahaha
>>49025469
>being a troll
She thinks he's legit, but he's just fucking around. OP still has a chance
>>49025417
just link the thread you failure at life
>>49025417
outrusd
>>49025417
>yeah, have you ever been to /r/4chan? they just posted the best thread >>49023288
>>49025438
This
>>49025417
>inb4 this ends up on /r/cringepics or /r/creepypms
>>49025462
>>49025462
>>49025462
canadabro please
>>49025417
OMYGOD I'M IN TEARS
>hurr dis bitch dum
>mfw we were being rused all along
>outsmarted by grill
>>49025417
should have linked the thread before she called you a troll retard
>>49025511
ayy lmao
>>49025417
Tip your fedora to her, faggot
>>49025521
YES
>>49025521
LINK HER THE THREAD YOU AUTISTIC FUCKTARD
>>49025417
"Haha yea It's a great place. Do you wanna get coffee tomorrow?"
>>49025417
SAY THIS
>>49025438
Then tell her you can make her feel euphoric.
>>49025417
Of course! I prefer 4chan tho
>>49023288
How is this thread doing Iron Man numbers
>>49025417
Send the link NOW
SEND THE LINK
SEND THE LINK
LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE REDDIT IS FOR FAGGOTS
IVE BEEN HERE SINCE THE START HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES
>>49025521
Ayy Hahaha hahaha
>>49025521
Winrar
>>49025521
POST THE LINK GODDAMMIT
>>49025521
ask her if she knows about 4chan then link her this thread as an example of an epic bread
>>49025521
THANK YOU NOW LINK THE THREAD NEXT LIKE:
>>49025505
>>49025547
Fuck those two hours went by quick
LE REDDIT ARMY WINS AGAIN>>49025521
NEW THREAD WHEN
NEW THREAD WHEN
NEW THREAD WHEN
NEW THREAD WHEN
NEW THREAD WHEN
NEW THREAD WHEN
NEW THREAD WHEN
NEW THREAD WHEN
NEW THREAD WHEN
NEW THREAD WHEN
NEW THREAD WHEN
NEW THREAD WHEN
NEW THREAD WHEN
NEW THREAD WHEN
NEW THREAD WHEN
NEW THREAD WHEN
NEW THREAD WHEN
NEW THREAD WHEN
NEW THREAD WHEN
NEW THREAD WHEN
NEW THREAD WHEN
>>49025559
why? she probably is already here
>POST YFW SHE TEXTS HIM "LINK THE THREAD FAGET"
Why the fuck is everyone calling for a new thread?
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>>49025571
its here already
>>49025240
>inb4 she is jannie and this is the only reason thread has not been deleted
>>49025571
Nah, if a new thread pops up, janitard will see it and delete it. This is buried in the middle where the fatass won't see it
POST THE FUCKING LINK
>>49025590
I'd stuff her hotpocket nawwmean
Why are my posts being autodeleted?
OH GOD SHE SAID FUCKING REDDIT
ITS OVER GUYS
MY
SIDES
WILL
NEVER
RECOVER
>>49025607
ayy lmao
SOMEONE SHOULD ARCHIVE THIS THREAD
link the thread Canada can't you do anything right?
LINK YOU IDIOT LINK YOU IDIOT
>>49025618
Hahaha hahaha
>>49025521
Fucking Reddit.
>>49025521
Should have told her you were from 9gag
>tfw hungry but can't leave
is op a grill he sure loves teasing
>>49025569
That they did. Adding some of the good lines to my Tinder Lines notes helped pass the time though.
Goddammit where is OP
op confirmed dead
>>49025645
>tfw need to poop but can't leave
l2read. She just said she knows he is trolling her. She didn't say reddit was trolling us right now. She's just used to this shit so knows she is being trolled
MY PIECE OF SHIT PHONE CRASHED
op went to sleep
>>49025674
>mfw sat in my own poop as I couldn't leave
>>49025681
SOMEONE GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE
>>49025681
I LOVE YOU CANADA
>>49025681
THANK YOU BASED GOD
>>49025681
>meme arrows
for what purpose
HEY TAMARRA
>>49025681
HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU GOT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>49025681
lel
>>49025681
>>49025670
hopefully he killed himself
>>49025681
>>49025681
>>49025681
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>>49025681
SHE KNOWS
>>49025681
WHERE ARE YOU AT
WHERE ARE YOU AT
WHERE ARE YOU AT
OP BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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>>49025681
IT'S OGRE
>>49025681
THANK YOU BASED GOD
Hello Tamarra
HEY TAMARRA BB
LETS FUCK
>>49025681
Sit down Tamarra or ISIS will get you, ALLAHU ACKBAR.
HEY TAMTAM
OP YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, YOU NEED TO LINK THIS. SHE MIGHT EVEN BE INTERESTED IN THE ACTUAL YOU. LINK LINK LINK YOU FUCKER
>>49025681
>ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY
WE SPORTS NOW
h-hi Tamarra-chan
>>49025681
#rektober in June
>>49025681
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TAMARRA POST AS PLS BB
>>49025681
FINALLY
>yfw Tamarra is a /sp/artan
>>49025681
wow she got all passive aggressive all of a sudden
0/10 thought she was nice
>TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA
>>49025681
>"are you fucking sorry"
>"are you fucking sorry"
>"are you fucking sorry"
>"are you fucking sorry"
>>49025737
This, she's probably in here.
hahaha hahaha
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>I dont trust that link
ITS THE YEAR 2014P14, HOW ARE PEOPLE STILL AFRAID IF THIS PLACE?
the city of tamarra
HAY TAMARRA
PRETTY GIRL
LETS GO OUT FOR SOME COFFEE
>>49025728
TAMARRA IF YOU'RE READING THIS, PLS COME TO AUCKLAND
Tamarra be my gf pls
We love you, Tamara
>TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA
LGTSS
>CITY OF OP
>BASED TAMARRA
How new is she though? Nobody with half a brain browses /b/, itd just where you get started
NEVER EVEN GOT TO DAY I WANT TO WAKE UP NEXT TO YOU TAMARRA MORNING
>>49025762
ITS THE FUCKING SPORTS BOARD
>>49025762
tell her what you've been doing, the curiosity will make her do it
>>49025762
Lame
>>49025762
Tell her we're talking about her, that narcissistic cunt wont be able to stay away
Tamarra is my waifu
C-can I call you Tama ? :3
>>49025762
CASUL confirmed
>>49025762
Tell her there's nothing to be afraid of, because you deleted all the icky child porn.
Dear Tamarra
You're fucking lame
- me
>THE CITY OF TAMARRA
>>49025681
>CANADA GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BY TAMARRA
>>49025762
Tell her that sp is a worksafe sportsboard.
>>49025762
BANEPOST HER
BANEPOST HER
BANEPOST HER
tell her it's a s4w board
ayy lmao
>>49025681
Lol holy shit she's a plebbit fedora. She got pissed bc you made fun of atheism.
>mfw there are people this autistic in the world
>mfw OP
>>49025762
It's just the thread where I've been getting all my lines from.
Tamarra please accept by anal fuck
Tamara if you're in this thread, pls post pic
>>49025762
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
send her a screenshot of this, so she BELIEVES
>>49025789
this
"wanna Tamarry me?"
TRUST ME, YOU WANT TO SEE THIS
>>49025826
HELLO TAMARRA
>>49025762
Tell her a few hundred people are greentexting her name right now and that reddit is a circlejerking, humorless hellhole for banal people
wow you guys are fucking pathetic
my dick is so hard right now
>>49025762
This is where I got my lines. You actually thought I was the dude in the picture?
Jokes on you I'm a short 21 year old Asian NEET who can't drive.
SAY HI EVERYONE
>>49025762
>sports section
>icky
Casual confirmed. Just tell her what youve really been up to. She'll come
>900 replies
>mfw dubs
>>49025847
TAMARRA?
>>49025762
B-but it's about you... ;_;
HAAAAAAAAAY TAMARRA BB
HRU
>>49025858
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH TOP LEL
>>49025858
HELLO TAMMY
>>49025858
>THE FUCKING CITY OF TAMARRA
>>49025847
ayy lmao
>>49025847
TAMARRA
>>49025858
TOPKEK
HEY TAMARRA :3
>>49025858
TAMARRA BTFO
TAMARRA BTFO
TAMARRA BTFO
>TAMARRA BTFO
TAMARRA BTFO
TAMARRA BTFO
TAMARRA BTFO
>TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA >TAMARRA
>>49025847
THERE SHE IS!
>>49025846
>posting something in greentext
>funny
>not banal
I bet you also think my post was funny.
>>49025858
HELLO TAMARRA
WILL YOU BE MY GF
>>49025858
>>49025858
H-H-HI TAMARRA
POST FEET PLS
>>49025858
inb4 cp
>>49025858
ruh roh
TAMARRA GBTFO TAMARRA GBTFOTAMARRA GBTFO TAMARRA GBTFO TAMARRA GBTFO TAMARRA GBTFO TAMARRA GBTFO TAMARRA GBTFO TAMARRA GBTFO TAMARRA GBTFO TAMARRA GBTFOTAMARRA GBTFOTAMARRA GBTFOTAMARRA GBTFOTAMARRA GBTFOTAMARRA GBTFOTAMARRA GBTFOTAMARRA GBTFOTAMARRA GBTFOTAMARRA GBTFOTAMARRA GBTFOTAMARRA GBTFOTAMARRA GBTFOTAMARRA GBTFOTAMARRA GBTFOTAMARRA GBTFOTAMARRA GBTFOTAMARRA GBTFOTAMARRA GBTFOTAMARRA GBTFOTAMARRA GBTFOTAMARRA GBTFOTAMARRA GBTFOTAMARRA GBTFOTAMARRA GBTFOTAMARRA GBTFOTAMARRA GBTFOTAMARRA GBTFOTAMARRA GBTFOTAMARRA GBTFOTAMARRA GBTFOTAMARRA GBTFOTAMARRA GBTFO
>>49025847
sorry
this thread just keeps getting better
/sp/ history is being made
tamara pls be in london
>>49025847
Hahaha hahaha
>>49025858
FUCK KEVIN DURAAAAAAAAANT
OY TAMARRA, COME TO INDONESIA
>>49025847
sorry
>>49025847
ay gurl want some fuk
/SP/ FOUND A WAY
TAMARRA YOU WANNA DATE A DUTCH GUY? I AM IN NEED FOR SOME LOVING.
>>49025847
Bane?
Holy shit I can't even breath right now. This went perfectly
>>49025847
ayy lmao tammy
>>49025847
>>49025858
>inb4 this ends with her insulting all of us and saying we're all losers with no lives and we'll never have gfs
well thanks for nothing canada
BREST TREAD
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>49025847
>tfw tamarra
g-guys is this rape? i dun want to go to jail ;--;
>>49025847
>dat email
fake tamarra
>>49025858
>>49025847
You were the one laughing at child pornography
>>49025847
>y-you too
>>49025858
THREAD OF THE YEAR
PRAISE SHREK
PRAISE BASED GOD
PRAISE TEAM USA
>>49025847
>THE OCTOGENARIAN ASS WIPING CITY OF TAMARRA
>TAMARRA
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>49025858
god damn OP you fucking did it
trust me this is better than any date
TAMARRA who do you root for in the WC?
is it germany? pls say yes
HI TAMTAM
>>49025920
spuh did the splittery splatter by the hidgecobob
THIS SHIT BETTER BE PROPERLY ARCHIVED AND SAVED ON THE INTERNET FOREVER
>>49025847
hahah FUCK SHE FILLED OUT ALL TH FIELDS TO POST HERE
THE CUTIE PIE
CHECK HER EMAIL ADDRESS GUIS
>>49025858
If dubs, Tamarra is /sp/'s new waifu.
This is actually fucking tragic by the way.
>>49025847
SHE USED HER FUCKING EMAIL HOLY FUCKING LEL
is this the most canada has ever done for /sp/?
>>49025892
It depends on what you post with greentext but yes it can be funny
>>49025847
Wanna see my dick? It's big.
I am not pathetic beta virgin like OP, promise ;)
>>49025953
it's not a real address ya dingus
this thread got shit about 400 posts ago :^(
>>49025954
NATTY
TAMARRA
OP
r8 me tamarra
>>49025966
This should be a banner.
>What if the OP was Tamarra all along and he troll us pretending to be a /b/eta
>>49025847
Tamarra to be fair you were only talking to this guy cause he was hot as fuck. He actually seems to like you and he would have met you if he wasn't so disgusting and obese
ps post nudes
I don't see the big deal here. Some guy pretending to be some model on tinder trolled some girl and then he linked her to this thread? that's it?
>muh ebinnes
>muh archive this shite
>muh grills posting on /sp/
Get a life fucking losers.
>>49025858
Tama batoru
HOLY SHIT
C
A
N
A
D
A
B
T
F
O
WHERE THE HELL IS LESETHO????
>>49025972
well ofcourse it isnt you righteous cunt, she isnt that dumb now is she
Tamara i want to lick your wet fucking cunt
>>49025983
Nice proxy Tamarra
>>49025994
Based Hong Kong knows what the fuck to do.
>>49025981
>implying anyone posting here had anything better to do
>>49025983
>>49025983
>>49025983
this
jesus christ
>>49025847
Ayy lmao Hahaha hahaha
Hi Tamarra
I'm so sorry for this.
>>49025982
Nah the biology bants was pretty good until it got too nerdy
MODS
STICKY THIS THREAD PLS
>>49025983
nice try /r feminism
>almost 1000 posts
>>49025847
"Hahaha hahaha" - you
>tfw you will never hug and comfort a sobbing Tamarra from the mean bullies on 4chan
>tfw /sp/ found a way
>>49026016
She doesn't go on gross r/'s m8
Canada OP, are you still here?
>>49026006
>the creation of america.webm
>>49025981
I mean, the Canadian guy
>>49026027
>not SNUGGLE DOGE
did she respond
pls respond op
>>49025983
Stop trying to impress tamarra fagot
>>49026025
>>49026006
I can't stop watching
whate are tamarra and op doing?
>>49026007
>argentina being a faggot
How did I not see this coming
1000th post :^)
Allahu ACkbar
>>49025983
>not getting it
it's funny because canada did such a such shitty job she caught on and canada got btfo as usual
Please rate me Tamarra. I fallen in love with you. I only read a few of your texts, but I can honestly say you are the most beautiful, talented, intelligent, creative, sensual human being I have ever laid my eyes on. Thank you for gracing this thread with your presence. I love you and will care for you for the rest of your days, I too am interested in nursing care haha. If you are still here and reading this, please contact me. I live in Buffalo, NY, not too far from Canada, and would be more than happy to make the drive up.
Love you.
/sp/ Found a way tonight. So fucking Based. S/O to Lil B.
>1000 posts
>not a sticky
nice
>>49026043
She hasnt responded but I haven't been blocked yet which I find relatively amusing
>>49026071
Nice Pro Combat compression gear m8
>>49026071
My fucking sides.
>>49026055
SITING IN A TREE
K
I
S
S
I
N
G
>>49026071
OP pls
>>49026078
Ask her if she wants to get coffee
>>49026078
>not using your Canadian flag to troll the fuck out of this thread as Tamarra
>>49026064
impressive
>>49026090
>dat pic
my sides
LGTSS:
>canada
R8 Tamfu
>>49026078
Just tell her that your room mate was fucking around on your phone for the last 4 hours
>>49026071
the haha killed me
Spoke too soon it seems
Based Tamarra, your cunt tastes like tuna
>>49026107
The Olympics weren't this year silly billy :^)
>>49026119
Based Tamarra.
That's surprising
>>49026111
This, just tell her you went for a toilet then came bcak and he had done this.
>>49026119
I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY, GUY
>>49026119
Oh shit youre in, ask her out for real now
>>49026119
>I just read that all
bullshit
>>49026109
inbred russian ww2 prisoner/10
>>49026119
>Tfw no Tamarra-waifu to cuddle and funpost on /sp/ with
>>49025847
>doesnt noko
>>49026119
i would have expected more flipping out than that
bro tier
>>49026129
i believe the picture is referring to the snownigger olympics
>>49026107
>Canada
>>49026119
a-are we all buddies?
>>49026122
Calm down Hong Kong you'll have an aneurysm
>>49026119
She's such a good sport :3
>>49026133
>>49026111
Are you idiot aware that said person is reading this and can see your intentions?
>mfw this thread
>tfw tamarra is reading all this
tamarra pls respond are you okay we didnt want to hurt your feelings
>>49026119
Tell her that it's ok and that you're not into girls who try to look like Ellen Page and laugh at child pornography anyway
>>49026119
I could be jumping the gun here but this girl seems like gf material
OP now she knows the truth and she's still talking to you. Don't give up. Keep going
>>49026119
Tamarra seems like a bro
>tfw no bro grill to bants with
>>49026119
'What's your number :) Its for me, not my buddies ;)'
Its worth a shot
>>49026156
Yes
:3
>>49026119
>read a 1000 post thread in 10 minutes
>>49026119
WHO DID YOU CALL BUDDY,FRIEND?
>>49026119
Why are Canadians so nice?
>>49026119
shes cool most people would have thrown a bitch fit
>>49026162
Go and join ISIS Bosnia, get out.
>>49026119
She saved face pretty well
Good night, /spee/
>>49026119
>Read it all
Tamarra confirmed for speed reading
Tamarra u da real MVP
>giving the OP lines
>when tam is IN THE THREAD
shit nigger, ya'll retarded as fuck
>>49026119
Ask her for coffee obviously. She is under your charm.
>>49026156
Sure. I like you Tama.
>>49026180
hahaha hahaha
>>49026187
There's not much to read when half the posts are "ayy lmao" :D
>tfw tamarra probably cant get past the captcha
>>49026180
ayy lmao
>>49026196
ayy lmao
>>49026179
This is the only ISIS I'd join.
>>49026180
LEL
>>49026180
>>49026180
ayy lmao
>>49026119
She was cool about it.
Give it a shot OP. If she's still talking to you after all this she might have SOME interest. Just try. You have NOTHING to lose. All your fears and worries could end right now.
>>49025847
ay bby u want sum fuk
>>49026119
ASK HER OUT FOR COFFE PLS TRY YOUR LUCK
>MFW TELLING YOU FUTURE KIDS HOW YOU MET AND SHOWING THEM THE ARCIVE LINK
>>49026119
Damn I feel bad now. She was just a nerdy redditor looking for someone to spin her at night after she got back from her overtime jerking off old men at the retirement home. She had a good sense of humor too. :/
>>49026207
She probably bought a 4chan pass.
>>49026119
AYY LMAO OP ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>49026204
Hello Tamarra. Give OP a chance, he's really a nice guy but a giant kissless virgin
dont bully
Don't feel bad Tammy you are a solid 6.5/10.
Do you want to meet up? I am the one in the middle btw.
>>49026119
I like her
>>49026234
>after she got back from her overtime jerking off old men at the retirement home
poor tammy.
>>49026234
>tfw not redditard gf to playfully bants with
>>49026234
She said she doesn't go on reddit.
Wife material m8
>>49026255
hahaha hahaha
>>49026119
Ask her if she likes sports
Im tired as fuck, and I dont really care anymore
Laffs were had but I'll keep on going
>>49026204
ayy lmao
OP is a good dude with good intentions, we just tried to help him. Give him a shot.
hey guys, I think I found a picture of OP
O I AM LAFFIN
>>49026286
eyo op she is going to ask for a real pic probably
>>49026286
Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.
>Tfw no bearmode boyfriend
>>49026286
\o/
>>49026282
this
>>49026286
I hope you don't look like a loser irl bruh
>>49026286
IF YOU DO THIS SUCCESSFULLY
I WILL BUY YOU WHATEVER YOU WANT ON AMAZON.COM
I SWEAR
THIS IS A LEGIT OFFER
ok only if its less than $70
>>49026286
>mfw she says yes
>they become a couple
>they get married and have children
>>49026286
I may never hear the end of this journey of you- *fights back tears* ours... But it was a hell of a ride. I'm with you on that tired part. I'm schleep bros.
>>49026334
/SP/ ALWAYS FINDS A WAY
>>49026334
>>49026329
If he fails, buy him a helium tank m8
>>49026334
The child becomes a /sp/ janitor
>>49026334
>yfw 30 years from now he shows kids how they met by linking to archive
>"Daddy, what does ayy lmao mean? What is a janitor and why does he do it for free?"
>>49026286
\o/
>>49026313
... holy shit op don't say this. That's just beta
>>49026286
Based OP, i wish you the best in your quest to slap sum cheeks. Even if you fail, you always got us.
You all spent three hours trying to collectively troll a girl more attractive than any you will ever bed, and she wasn't even rused
>>49026367
that's a pasta bro
>>49026286
you should have asked her if she like to have cunt-tasting sometime
>>49026367
its a reddit copypasta
some redditor added a girl on /r/gaming and said that
>>49026373
and it was the best time of my life
>>49026373
I fucked solid 8's until I started taking anti-depressants and got fat
>>49026359
>daddy, who did you name me after?
>well you see lyl...
>>49026373
You got knocked out of the world cup kek
OFFICIAL /SP/ LAUGH POWER RANKINGS
1. Ayy lmao
POWER GAP
2. top kek
3. hahaha haha
4. my sides
POWER GAP
9001. lel
9000001. top bantz
>>49026379
hong kong pls
stawp
>>49026373
But Britfriend, the journey was the prize
>>49026393
;__;
crey evry tiem
>>49026286
U WAN COFEE? ME LICK U LONG TIME
>>49026373
y-you too
>>49026396
>lel that low
lel
>>49026396
o i am laffin
>>49026373
I fucked a hawaiian/japanese girl hotter than her
>>49026396
ayy lmao
>>49026378
>>49026389
>getting tricked
how did ayy lmao go from csgog to sp so fast
>>49026373
I'm jerking off to shemales later idgaf
>>49026425
>>49026427
fuck, forgot these
>all these posts
>still only on page 5
CANADA DOES IT AGAIN
CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA CANADA
>My passion is videogames!
UPDATE OP?
>>49026452
Blame generals and /wc/
>>49026452
>not knowing about the bump limit
>been doing nothing but monitoring this thread for 3 hours
It was fun. Back to my animes. L-Living the life!
>1121 posts and 154 image replies omitted. Click here to view
OP PLS UPDATE
I NEED TO GO TO BED LOL
>yfw people literally across the entire planet are invested in this one random tinder convo
tam is technically a worldwide phenom now
good night /sp/ :3
>>49026474
Shes either actually reading the whole thread or went to sleep
Tempted to leave it with a please respond
thanks for the laffs canada. it was entertaining to see you get BTFO by tamarra. goodnight and good luck
>canadabro ever getting a gf
ayy lmao
Well, that was fun /sp/artans. Good work OP.
Also if Tamarra is still here, give OP a chance, he seems like a pretty cool canadabro for a kissless virgin.
>>49026503
pls respond ;_;
>>49026491
I meant like there's still a lot of time for more posts.
>>49026503
pls respond
>>49026503
God fucking damn it, I need closure here
>>49026503
>>49026503
pls respond
>>49026503
(O_o) pls respond bae
>>49026503
Start with a new girl
>>49026503
blowjob is the sport of her choice
>>49026503
lame ending
whatever, this was a good night. all the laffs were had.
>>49026503
>sleeping at 12:30
OP post the profile pic you used it is obviously a succesful one, I want to try it on.
>>49026503
Leave it with a pls respond. Cap it. and we're done here.
>>49026513
You are cutting me far too much slack
Anyways, this is how it ends for the night. Laffs were had, spaghetti was spilled and I'm tired as shit.
GOOD NIGHT YOU WONDERFUL FAGGOTS
>>49026587
post the pic fag
>>49026587
Ya done good, ya done good
>>49026587
Salut
>>49026587
thanks for the laughs
>>49026556
>>49026587
BEFORE YOU GO DO THIS
>>49026556
FOR YOU
>>49026587
good night canadabro
tamarra if you are here pls respond
>>49026614
OP delivers
Please everyone stop saying canadabro
It clearly should be canabrah
>>49026587
gg OP
>>49026614
Like this guy would need to use tinder.
>>49026637
Shh shh. This is not the time for arguing. Tonight was hist of the greatest thread of the year.
And we were here to witness it.
>not using pirlo as your display picture
DONT GO TO SLEEP YET
THE FIRE RISES
>>49026689
I think the thing most people don't consider when discussing how good a footballer looks is how that footballer will look after a night of ravishing and painful sex. How many time have you made love to a female only for her to turn out to be much uglier in the morning? I, personally, have never actually made love to a female yet (I'm waiting for the right one) but you can understand my point.
I have considered this, however, and I an here to tell you that Pirlo is NOT a handsome player. Here are some sexual techniques and the way they would make him look in the morning.
>Blowjob
Cum would stick to his beard. Have you ever seen someone with a beard covered in milk? It's fucking disgusting. Now imagine that, but the milk smells, sticks to our pillow, and goes in your mouth when you kiss Pirlo, sticking the roof of your mouth and your tongue together. A blowjob from Pirlo is just asking to eat your own semen.
>Hard ass-sex
Hard sex would tire Pirlo out. It's obvious from his playstyle that he just isn't capable of large amount of energy expenditure. He could only have sex with you if you were allowing him to slowly kiss your body and make his way around you flesh, turning his lips into you personal masseuse (a personal masseuse who can't give you a happy ending, remember, because that get cum in his beard and therefore in your mouth).
>Foot sucking
This is a personal preference, but I prefer feet with some corseness. I'd like to suck on the hard parts and gradually soften them up, like I am fluffing a five toed Italian pillow with mu mouth. Pirlo only ever side-foot the ball and never runs. Great for passing, but it would not make his feet rough and fun to suckle on. A player like Seedorf, who blasted the ball on a regular basis, would have coarser, sexier feet from using them with such power.
So if you don't like to get blowjobs, have hard sex, or sucking feet then MAYBE Pirlo can be considered handsome.
>>49026725
>>49026725
WAIT WHAT
>>49026725
Holy shit
>>49026725
OH SHIT
BANE?
>>49026725
yeah... I'm calling bullshit
>>49026725
plot twist
>>49026725
Tell me about Tamarra. Why does she use the app?
>>49026725
she probably started a thread on reddit.
this is the war to end all wars.
>>49026725
She took so long to reply because she just made a thread on reddit to counter troll you
>>49026725
>getting trolled by /tv/
FUCK HOW HAVE WE STOOPED SO LOW GUYS?
>>49026780
>>49026774
Link please.
>>49026780
THIS IS IT GUYS, ALL HANDS ON DECK
>>49026725
>>49026774
>she probably started a thread on reddit.
I assume the dumb cunt did, certainly seems that way from that retarded response.
>>49026725
nigga
>>49026792
/tv/ is /sp/'s greatest ally though
>1180 replies
GOAT THREAD
GOAT OP
GOAT TAMARRA
>>49026725
ASK HER IF SHE LIKE JAMES "GOD" CAMERON
dont trust her op, she is a spider.
>>49026820
I kind of assume half of /tv/ has migrated here anyway, with the amount of baneposting here recently.
>>49026725
op, you should make a new thread. Our numbers here have dwindled too low. It's worth the janitor risk
>>49026725
Confirmed for making a le epic thread on le reddit
>>49026837
Baneposting has spread to every board.
Its Tamarra guys. Ayy fags. I didn't post a r/ thread.
>>49026893
sure.
>>49026893
ayy lmao
>>49026893
sure it is boss
>>49026893
If I swiped left would you die?
>>49026893
pls b in Winnipeg
Im out for real now
Bane was a great plot twist
>>49026893
tits or gtfo
>>49026930
>4chan pass
oh you
>>49026930
You dumb cunt all you do is hit [Post a Reply]
>>49026930
doing shylocks work
>>49026930
>If I knew how to make a reply on that forum
My fucking sides exploded.
>>49026930
Good goy
>>49026930
>forum
>>49026930
she is a attention whore now
>>49026930
OP CONFIRMED KIKE
>>49026930
>;)
she wants it
>>49026930
>buying a 4chan pass
Mods would approve
I heard canada is the place with most nerds per capita. It must be the snow. My friend said they have drink games for vidja gaems.
>>49026930
>Assuming I still have an audience ;)
This is too much fun guys. I should've been asleep hours ago. I hope you guys liked my bane plot twist.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE IS CAPPING THIS FOR AN EPPIN 4CHAN COLLAGE
>>49027032
bait
>>49027032
POST NUDES
>>49027032
>>49027032
You know I want to believe, I just cant anymore.
>>49027032
Tamarra come to the WC Ill pay your ticket
CRASHING THIS THREAD
Here you guys go.
>>49027032
You should have gone out for coffee with our Canabro you whore
>>49027100
WHAT?
>>49027100
no way
>>49027100
timestamp or bullshit
>>49027100
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>49027100
muh dick
>>49027100
>no timestamp
get fucked m8
>>49027100
oh wow
>>49027100
>>49027100
post feet
>>49027100
how old are you?
>>49027100
marry me canada-chan
>>49027100
SHE DELIVERED
give OP a chance. He's a nice guy. Date him.
Also post ass
>>49027100
H-Hi...
>>49027100
oh my fuking god
>>49027100
>TAMARRA TAMARRA TAMARRA TAMARRA TAMARRA TAMARRA TAMARRA TAMARRA TAMARRA TAMARRA TAMARRA TAMARRA TAMARRA TAMARRA TAMARRA TAMARRA TAMARRA TAMARRA TAMARRA TAMARRA TAMARRA TAMARRA TAMARRA TAMARRA TAMARRA TAMARRA TAMARRA TAMARRA TAMARRA TAMARRA TAMARRA TAMARRA TAMARRA TAMARRA TAMARRA TAMARRA TAMARRA TAMARRA
>>49027142
/SP/ FOUND A WAY!
>>49027100
>mfw
>>49027100
HOLY SHET
>>49027100
FIRST POST EVER. FUCKING DOUBLES
do you have any idea how bro-tier you are?
>>49027100
>>49027100
Do you watch Chinese cartoons? My favorite is Kill La Kill
Tamara show your boobies
PLS
>>49027180
This. I'm mad jelly.
>>49027100
wanna become a Murrican citizen and marry me? we got mad nursing homes where I live
>>49027100
pls be in london
>>49027175
>1240 replies
you pathetic neckbeards
>>49027100
doubles confirmed for new /sp/ waifu
Who /heresincethebeginning/?
>op went to bed and this happened
Here.
whats your favorite football club (as in soccer)?
can we call you tammy?
>>49027100
Holy shit.
If only OP was here to see this.
>>49027185
fuck off weeb, tamarra clearly prefers lad banter
>>49027188
neverland pls contain yourself
>>49027213
holy shit
i didnt expect tamarra to be so cool. this was fun
>>49027213
LEL post boobs or get out
>>49027100
how is this even possible
>>49027213
Well that settles it. new queen of /sp/
>>49027213
I love you.
>>49027213
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>>49027213
/sp/ FOUND A WAY
THANK YOU FELLOW COUNTRYMAN
>>49027213
I don't even know what to do anymore
>>49027213
do you like sports or shitposting? either way /sp/ is for you
>>49027213
>>49027213
>no date
c'mon m8
>>49027213
HAPPENING
>>49027213
>>49027100
aye gurl u want sum dik?
>>49027213
Post nudes. It is known that 4chan doesn't save anything and it will be temporarily.
>>49027213
FUUUUUUCK
>>49027213
WHY CAN'T I FIND BRO GIRLS LIKE YOU IN MY COUNTRY FUGGGGG
>>49027213
Pf hahhah.
>>49027213
well it was worth staying up
BASED tamarra
>>49027213
tryna get da pipe ?
bravo Canada
>>49027213
ITS HAPPENING
>OP missed this
>>49027213
Do you like sports?
>yfw OP is missing all of this
GUYS WE ARE ON PAGE 6 WE NEED NEW THREAD
>>49027213
M'lady *tips lid*
>>49027213
qt3.14
this is the beginning of a new era for /sp/
IF THIS IS REAL, CANADA IS REDEEMED FROM ALL REKKING IN THE PAST MONTH
LESOTHO CAN GET FUCKED
>>49027213
This is the greatest thread on /sp/ in fucking years
Too bad we are about to hit the bump limit and its going to get deleted
>>49027247
Well have 2 options. We can either convince her to take her clothes off, or we can convince her to give OP a chance.
TITS OR GTFO
>>49027213
Do you watch wresting? My favorite wrestler is Phil
>mfw she starts posting, discovers how to trip and becomes a full-on attention whore
>>49027213
Tamara pls show some ksin....
PLS
>>49027282
he is probably laying bed jerking off to her tinder pics.
>>49027213
You're a big girl.
>>49027282
>>49027287
Do we have the archive link? Do it for Canada
Guys. calm the fuck down. This is my first time using 4chan mmmmmkay.jpeg.
I work in a nursing home, yes.
So I can get experience in the medical field.
Applying for paramedic school next year.
Im 23.
>>49027296
We hit bump limit like 2 hours ago.
>>49027213
post ass i wanna fap
>>49027282
>everyone on /sp/ will fuck Tamarra-chan before OP even gets a chance
>>49027323
prove this is you
>>49027213
tamarra pls respond
>>49027282
LGTSS
>the city of OP
>>49027304
I hope she does and makes an amazon wishlist so I can send mlady gifts regularly.
>>49027340
I think its a pretty safe bet at this point
>>49027323
POST TITS
DESHI DESHI TAMARA TAMARA DESHI DESHI TAMARA TAMARA DESHI DESHI TAMARA TAMARA DESHI DESHI TAMARA TAMARA DESHI DESHI TAMARA TAMARA DESHI DESHI TAMARA TAMARA DESHI DESHI TAMARA TAMARA DESHI DESHI TAMARA TAMARA DESHI DESHI TAMARA TAMARA DESHI DESHI TAMARA TAMARA
>>49027296
won't be deleted until page 10 or autistic janitor and at this hour it is gonna be awhile
>>49027213
I LEAVE TO GO STUDY FOR 30 MINUTES AND THIS HAPPENS
WHAT THE FUCK
>inb4 the autistic yuro mod wakes up and bans us all and based tammy
>>49027323
when will you come to germany though?
we need your service over here.
>>49027100
>>49027354
'no'
>>49027323
Okay so this is what you want to do
In the "Name" field type any username you want. Then put a # after the username. Then after the # sign you type a "password". This is called a tripcode and makes it easy to identify you. For example: AyyLmao #toplel
>>49027323
plsgo on a date with OP. It must come full circle.
>>49027323
You gotta post a pic for every reply hahaha hahaha
>yfw you were blessed to see how this thread developed
>>49027323
Ok so this is now a generic attention whore thread.
I'm out.
PAGE 7 GUYS WE ARE NEARING THE END OF THIS EPIC BREAD
>>49027323
>laffs
>cantpucks
>flams
>oilels
>jest
>>49027323
write "fuck KD" on your notepad and post a pic
i'll a slippery wet dog poop if you do this
>>49027323
>>49027389
EVERY
SINGLE
TIME
What's so ebin about this? OP gives 4chan link to some average looking bitch and she happily attention whores. This causes massive shitstorm for some reason, why? I am dissapoint.
>>49027323
I'm in the 6th Semester in Med school, wanna come over to Germany so I can teach you a few things?^^
;) :D
>>49027323
tamarra we need you here. pls heal us
>>49027401
It is a story about how /sp/ always finds a way
>>49027323
wanna /ss/?
>>49027401
go fight the ukranians but leave tammy alone
>>49027213
>>49027100
>10/10 in canada and the city of /sp/
>>49027401
did you see at the responses he was giving.
Plot twist:
Tamarra is also OP
http://4archive.org/sp/thread/49023288
For Canada
>>49027472
I WANT TO BELIEVE
so how do we decide whos wife tamarra will be
>>49027486
kd is for kevin durant
this is a sports board
i have to say this girl has a pretty good sense of humor about this
i feel like most girls would be pretty butthurt if they found out that a bunch of aspie nerds were trying to collectively troll them on tinder
>>49027472
Either this or OP's sister, or maybe gf.
>>49027472
Nah, did you see how much of an autistic piece of shit OP was? I doubt he could have pulled off a rusing of this magnitude.
>>49027486
>fag
rude
>>49027486
Kevin Durant
>>49027495
>not realizing this is probably the only type of attention she gets
>>49027483
DIBS
>>49027486
please post with a trip code.
just put "Tamara#password" in the name field. it wont create an account, it will just create a code next to your name so people can identify you. check my nick.
>>49027486
ur a qt3.14
>>49027213
this thread
>>49027486
okay real enough for me
thank you based op
thank you based tamarra
>>49027486
Can you write
">rags"
for us please?
>>49027486
Oi there's no need to call people fags
Post body pics PLS
>>49027486
Tamarra for the love of god, you have like 50 guys here just waiting for you to post nudes. Show your arse or something
Also date OP. He is a kissless virgin and needs you more than ever
>>49027495
Or maybe she's a kind of girl like from Densha Otoko.
>>49027486
them lips doe
>>49027486
Tamarra-chan with the top level bantz
Kevin Durant, you just got...
BTFO
T
F
O
Tamara how do you feel about all this
pls respond
>Its bee four hours since this started
Well...shit
>>49027486
TYBG
Hey Tamara, since you're here, it's your duty to blow the janitor the fuck out. Nothing will get his knickers in a knot more than a female personally informing him that he does it for free.
Can you please write "He does it for free"
>1355 (ONE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY-FIVE) POSTS
Go to bed Tam, you've been up all night browsing the internet.
Look at what you're doing with your life.
>1355 posts and 202 image replies omitted. Click here to view
>>49027495
Tamarra you need to change your tinder pic. You're much cuter than that pic
>>49027568
It's not like I got anything to do tomorrow anyway
>>49027486
test
Tamarra confirmed for being able to handle the banter. Great fucking thread overall Canada.
>>49027589
He also will never have a girlfriend, kr any friends for that matter
There. haha.
>>49027589
"He does it for free
ayy lmao"
isn't it like 3am on saturday night in canada?
what are you guys doing on 4chan
Tamarra if you could write any of these on your paper that would be great
>he does it for free
>rags
>hes a janitor on the internet
>>49027607
incredible how it didn't meet the image limit .
>>49027589
This. You would forever be etched into /sp/ history by doing that.
>mfw the autistic canadian who failed at trolling this girl is asleep and doesn't know that she hijacked his thread
oh my goodness
>>49027629
fake. no moles on arm
>>49027629
your walls dont match, nigga
>>49027629
>implying
>>49027629
timestamp plz
fucking hell this thread has been glorious
>>49027629
:^)
>>49027629
FUCKING DOUBT DOT JAY PEG
>>49027629
The things I would do for you mlady, you are but a precious rose in the game of life.
>>49027629
Dat ring though.
>>49027629
how did your hair get wet so fast?
>>49027629
this is really her, check the ring
mfw
you are absolutely based
>>49027629
bed rails
>>49027629
Well, the ring was there so it's not fake?
JUST GIVE US ONE
>he does it for free
once i get to page 10 i's be free
>>49027629
This is legit. Look at the ring on the right hand. It matches with the ring in the previous pictures. Also the naming scheme of the file is similar as well
>>49027629
Could potentially be her but impossible to tell. Definitely different wall and bed though
>>49027629
same ring as in her other pics guys
>>49027629
le doubt face
>>49027629
but who was camera
it took 3 posts to Tamarra become our new attention whore
>>49027629
this is what happens when you post without tripcode. everybody doubts you. this might as well be some other girl
Tamarra truly elite at handling her bants
More bants handling ability than the rest of Canada combined.
>>49027700
oh fuck it might be real
>>49027629
>page 10 soon and this will all be over soon
>tamarra will be lost in the spaces of the internet and we will never get to see her smiling face again
sadfrog.jpg
>>49027713
>>49027691
Because she had them already taken from another occasion when she attention whored.
>>49027629
I WANT TO BELIEVE
>>49027629
>mfw its actually real
>>49027629
HOLY SHIT
POST ASS
>>49027733
It was only a tamara of time.
>>49027629
>It's real
woah
>>49027629
reminder that this a SFW board.
>>49027629
middle finger ring confirms real
Tamarra
Can you get doubles?
I can get doubles, check them.
All you have to do is post "Look at my doubles!"
this is one of the most beautiful threads Ive ever seen.
>>49027745
It was earlier today. I just lifted earlier that day so I wanted to take photos for myself about the progress. No one goes down an inch in their waist and not be damn proud of it!
Why are you guys into seeing half naked women so much anyway?
>>49027629
>no dick
fucking dropped.
>>49027795
if u are a girl pls be in toronto
>>49027795
post tits with timestamp
>>49027795
>implying based marra knows how to reply
get fucked canada, im gonna call lesotho.
>>49027788
noice
>>49027795
how much do you squat?
>>49027788
noice
>>49027795
I have a few inches for you to go down on
how can one girl be so based?
>>49027795
>he does it for free
>>49027795
i love you
>>49027795
pls move to the U.S.
pls.
>>49027744
nice dubs
>>49027786
sorry.
>>49027817
based lesotho inception, pretending to be canada... could it be?
>>49027744
Make sure to visit our WWE general threads during monday night raw and ppvs
NEED TO SEE THE ASS
>>49027841
no its all good. now show us your cute little ass.
>>49027795
a-are you a virgin?
>>49027841
SFW means shit for work. Aka post nudes
>>49027795
I don't like thigh gap, I prefer thick legs. I'm out.
>>49027817
Can someone post screens of Lesotho rekin Canada? I missed it
>>49027812
Christ I can smell the desperation from here.
>>49027819
Only 50s. I mostly do 90x.
>>49027879
there is one in this thread, search for it
>>49027825
kek
>>49027880
Me being desperate? Nah, Bored as fuck.
>>49027882
>Only 50s
thats okay for a girl.
>>49027913
sure thing buddy
>>49027913
confirm/deny torontonian status
>>49027880
It's a /fit/ meme
tamarra u got any other blokes on the line on tinder? post some funny screenshots pls
>>49027913
post ass pls
u r so tiny :3
You are the perfect girl for greasy neck beards on a anime image board. How does it feel?
>tfw attractive to girls with fit, slim figures
my diiiiiiiick
thread will die and she won't figure out how to find a new thread
>>49027882
Time for SS faggot
tamarra pls more pictures
>>49026154
>(You)
I lost a lot of respect for Lesotho.
>>49027950
Not into that. But guess what guys. I do have a huge lady boner for mechanical engineers.
thatsmyfetish.jpeg
someone please create a Tamarra Appreciation Thread and like it to her
i dont want this thread to 404
>OP is missing all of this
Poor sap, if he wasnt such an autist I would've felt sorry for him
/sp/ works in mysterious ways
>>49028008
NOICE
>>49027952
dude they have eternals specifically for that shit on /soc/ if you want piccies
shit can get kind of addictive though
>>49027979
all good things must come to an end, anon. come to peace with this thread's death so that you may transcend the fear of loss
>>49028008
>lady boner
>>>/reddit/
>>49028008
How about people with degrees in physics that tutor mechanical engineers?
We require you to post ass
>>49028016
Tamarra confirmed BASED
new thread please
>>49028016
based black man investigative skills
>>49028008
i love how the last four digits of your posts literally spell "BOOB"
post some boobies please
Aight, I'll take a shower now. I expect more nudes when I return. Don't let me down, /sp/artans.
>>49028008
>Tfw Computer Science and Math double major
>>49028008
For fucks sake you need to get together with the OP and be happy nerds together, IT'S A PERFECT FIT
>>49028016
based white brethren
>>49028008
>8008
>BOOB
Pic of your exposed breasts, now!
>>49028008
w-what about straight chem graduates
>>49028008
H-How do you feel about a guy with a PhD in NEETdom?
What does BASED mean?
>>49028008
god dammit. no one ever gets boners for lawyers
>>49028008
TAMARRA YOU MUST LISTEN.
This thread will reach the limit soon. When it disappears you must go to the main /sp/ page and look for the new thread. But not yet. Only when this one dies.
tamaraa pls make this >>49026334 come true
>>49028079
Didnt he say he couldnt even drive lel? How the hell do expect him to be a mechanical engineer?
>>49028107
it means you are a good person
now post ass pls
>>49028107
it's like epic
post uncovered tits plz I need to finish fapping
Someone make a new fucking thread now and send it to me.
>>49028107
adjective to refer to something as the highest level of cool
>>49028114
what's the post limit? 1500?
someone make a new thread
>>49028138
ok whats your email / phone number?
>>49028107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K8lEFnFqcU
>>49028008
>ladyboner
>thatsmyfetish.jpeh
>>49028107
>>49028111
American milfs do.
Go hunt milfs.
if that fails go for jewgirls. But those seem harder and more expensive than milfs
>>49028153
there is no post limit
after 500 it just stops bumping the thread, and it dies after it reaches page 10
>>49028107
nowadays it just means that you are great, that you did something good for the community (good banter, laughs or trolls) and that you are absolutely based.
new old thread
>>>49025240
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>>>49025240
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>>>49025240
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>>>49025240
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>>>49025240
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>>>49025240
>>49028116
seriously. i can only imagine how that kid's dates would go
>Canada: h-hey wanna catch a movie after coffee?
>T: ok, sure why not
>Canada: ok hold on i gotta call my mom so she can drive us there
ayy lmao