Get aload of this guy, he wants to play in America so bad

He has the body of a punter

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>mfw soccer players throw like girls

He only wishes he could be as handsome and talented as Tom Brady

Who would you offer your manpussy /sp/? Brady or Ronaldo? Be honest

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>>48276537
>mfw handegg players kick like girls

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>>48276731
None. My manpussy already belongs to Xabi Alonso.

He will come to MLS after he's finished at Real Madrid. Book it. Cap this post.

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Should I bandwagon the NY Jets? They seem pretty based.

>>48276780
why does he look deformed like that. does he not work his chest?

Isn't there a picture of him playing a real sport (Baseball)?

>>48276860
>deformed

Says the burger-eating americlap. Topkek, m8.

>>48276880
Grandpa plz

>>48276835

Those 3 seem very depressed. Given that they are Jests fans, its justified.

>>48276775

Damage Control

>>48276835
No jets are scum, their fans are cunts. Bills have a great fan base, great kits, on the upswing. Or be a ny giants fan if you want to troll, but Fuck the jets.

>>48277023
>Bills
>great fan base
>upswing

Oh fuck my sides

>>48276996
>gets blown the fuck out
>"d-damage control"

>>48276463
your mother got a load of me last night

>>48276775

>not being able to properly throw an object accurately

our ancestors threw stones to kill for food not kick rocks

>>48278097
>He thinks his ancestors threw rocks bigger than their hands and shaped like eggs

>>48276775
That's a complement.

>>48278112
>having small handed manlet ancestors

>>48278112

I'm not talking about a football specifically you dunce

notice how I said OBJECT not a handegg

>>48276463
>that awkward wind up
It's embarrassing how many people can't throw things in general (football, baseball, etc).

>>48278178

if you didn't grow up doing it you will look awkward

I'd love to give a average european throw a baseball

>>48276834

The sky is blue.

Screencap this.

>>48278205
nice English Americano

>>48276834

Hell, it's a sweet deal. Be a 38 year old guy, get paid a lot of money to style all over scrubs

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>>48278205

would be similar to the average american i would think

>>48277023
>american calling a football jersey a kit

just kill yourself

>>48278205
Average American as well. Seeing shit first pitches makes me cringe. I went outside to throw a baseball for the first time in 8 years(?) and was able to drive it accurately from distance. Only ever casually threw baseballs as a kid, too.
I remember having to learn correct mechanics to throw a football though. Hard as hell and took me awhile to get it down. And then I see huge guys not being able to throw it 15 yards while I bomb 50's. Feels good.

>>48278255
Black people don't play baseball any more

I don't know what Ronaldo is. Some kind of Mexican?

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>>48278089

>>48276463
Throwing technique doesn't look that bad honestly, has he even picked up a football before?

>>48278089
where did you get your porxy? pls respond

>>48278521

the kazakhs are being flooded by NEET "English teachers"

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>>48276835
yes. they are fun as fuck if you like wallowing in misery.

also they're the reason we have some mispellings because >jest

>>48278579
h-how did you k-know?

>>48278274

i actually like kit because it describes the whole helmet jersey pants design combination

i say kit for all sports when im talking about the whole design altogether

>>48278617

what do you think I am?

>>48278644
how long have you been neet?

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>>48277023
>Bills

>>48278579
How are you a NEET if you're a teacher

>>48278713

I was, so I moved here

>>48278749
how's the Georgia life?

>>48278749
Do you teach kids or adults?

>>48278768

shit, but they pay me 3x the average native salary. bitches are a-ok

>>48278844
teen-adults. kids are the worst

>>48278965
What age? Looks in general- tall, short, fat, skinny? Education? How'd you make it to Georgia?
I'm asking because I'm interested now and hope to bag some bitches.

>>48279021

If you are an American born white man you can teach English anywhere in the world, some places even without a degree.

>>48279113

This. Im not even a English native speaker

>>48279113
>>48279159
>tfw American born Asian
There's no hope is there?

>>48278579
How do I apply to be a second/third world English teacher?