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Get the fuck in here, sluts
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ooopee
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>>22769662
Casual gym fag, still doesn't have a flat screen tv
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skeet skeet
>>22769662
mufucka you beat me by like 2 seconds
i assume you run fast and youre a visual learner and you like this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqhSJbMYico
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>>22769674
oh fuck! I should have made it a song/assumption thread :'(
>pic related

All true, my niggie.
You're high atm. Your favorite chips are pringles. And you're good at hockey

>>22769668
all wrong, my friend. You come from a bit of money. dad owns a boat. you wear timberlands during the colder seasons
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKSU1W0ZUmQ
best album cover of all time or best album cover of all time

>>22769702
i'll post songs anyway
i wish i was high, i'm on a piss test break atm. been clean for a week hear hear
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>>22769662
Skateboards and/or surfs
>>22769668
Lives in California
>>22769674
Likes chopping stuff
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Inb4 psychopath serial killer and daterapist
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>>22769770
>>22769774
>posts without assuming about others
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>>22769774
you are very insecure and I would bully you
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>>22769766
i do like chopping stuff you are correct
you're an oldfag but you don't miss moot
>>22769770
>>22769774
<>v^
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>>22769770
>>22769774
>not making assumptions

Is it really that fucking hard?
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>>22769766
used to skate a bit.

you do triathlons
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>>22769788
You're nothing but an ant in the afterbirth
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>>22769797
fug forgot my song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLMuv5dc-rQ
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>>22769662
Relatively fit but nut a crazy gym nut, likes music of the rock persuasion, got a lot of shit for being a ginger as a kid and has now fully embraced its gloriousness

>>22769668
Well off. Probably has said the word "swag" unironically multiple times.

>>22769674
Reads books, likes to doodle but doesn't think he's good at art even though he totally is, possibly does a lot of experimental drugs

>>22769770
Athletic type, probably gets shit on the internet for being "vain" or something along those lines but is actually a down to earth girl who just kinda naturally looks pretty and girl-next-door-y

>>22769774
total sweetheart cuddly teddybear type, makes half-hearted attempts to appear Macho but mainly embraces his Nice Guyness, loves the color green, aaaaaannnnndddd.....
Hitler Youth/10
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>>22769662
viking or casual american gym bro, look friendly

>>22769668
lives in spain or some place like that, always out at some party

>>22769674
interested in art, likes starbucks, will soon become a well known artist

>>22769774
would probably stab his friends in their sleep whilst out camping
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>>22769816
That name file .
at least make the effort to change it ,
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>>22769662
Ginger. No soul. Insecure and weak. Probably the typical nice guy who gets mad when he's le friendzoned
>>22769668
Beta cu,ck
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>>22769797
>you're an oldfag but you don't miss moot
Kind of true. I liked moot until he killed /pol/ for a month.
>>22769807
>skate
No
>triathalons
No, but I've given mild consideration to trying it out.
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>>22769816
First time seeing cuddly teddybear and Hitler youth in the same sentence
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>>22769826
If you honestly believe that someone who is pretending to be someone they're not would use my pictures, out of everyone's, you're insane.
I save my selfies from my Tumblr /me tag occasionally. My file name doesn't fit your comfort zone? Sounds like a personal problem.
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>>22769836
How about when he made some sjw mods so he could fuck Anita sarkeesien? That was fun right?
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>>22769774
When facial hair goes wrong
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>>22769838
Always gotta acknowledge the aryan masterrrace.
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>>22769860
If that's what actually happened. There's too much conflicting info on all the Gamergate stuff. I don't think anyone other than the people directly involved can be certain exactly what actually happened.
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>>22769662
Should buy a tangle teezer.
>>22769668
Doesn't get why girls don't like him.
>>22769674
You've gotten punched at least once this year.
>>22769766
Contemplates shaving.
>>22769770
Tries to act sweet but is actually a slut.
>>22769774
Will sleep with anything with a vagina
>>22769816
Whines about her looks daily.
>>22769818
Has thought about making a YT
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>>22769886
Ahh if only that was a problem. Why do you obscure parts of your face?
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>>22769886
You're an obnoxious looking little piggy. I am assuming your daily calorial intake is ~2500
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbFuOWrCAYU
lemmy is my spirit animal

>>22769818
>art
well music but yez
>starbucks
HAIL SATAN CHRISTMAS IS DED
>will soon become a well known artist
i fuckin hope so
you played wow in the golden age (burning crusade)
>>22769816
>reads books
yez
>likes to doodle
i like to doodle on my guitar
i think i'm kinda good but could be better
>experimental drugs
why yes yes i do
you've sucked dick for weed before
that part of your life is over though
>>22769886
nope :^) wanna be my first bb
you don't have many friends and you don't know how to go with the flow
>>22769836
i dropped moot when he started censoring gamergate threads on /v/
shit was uncalled for
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>>22769886
Pretty spot on m'lady. Wanna fuck?
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>>22769886
>Contemplates shaving.
Never.
You like thinking about stuff intently, and you like cold weather.
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>>22769880
Pretty sure it was confirmed he was a actual c.uck that's why he's so pissed at Pol and r9k since they basically doxed him. Moot became sjw in order to fuck feminists.
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>>22769886
Not since I was like 14 :P

From the UK is just about the only guess I have on yours
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>>22769886
...that's not even an assumption

kek
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>>22769816
mostly true

you took every art course in high school that you could

>>22769818
lol, naw. i dont lift all that often. I like to think that i'm friendly.

you stream

>>22769836
I was saying that you were right about ME skating, dude :P
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rates later
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>>22769942
It's a suggestion ;p
But really try it out man. I have loads and loads of hair and am lazy to brush it. I thought the product was over hyped. But once I went to a festival with my friends and forgot to bring a brush along and my friend had one, and it was life changing ;p I bought one the next day.
>>22769939
How old are you now anon? You deffo look underage.
No I'm Finnish (half Afrikaans).
>>22769930
True. I don't know if I prefer the cold or warm. When I was younger I preferred the winter, but now I'm pretty meh about either.
>>22769910
I'd love to. I have many buds, but I only have a handful of close friends (by choice. I'm picky.)
I'm pretty chill about going with the flow, but if it's a HUGE change (Like changes the course of my entire future) , I feel like I get in a bit of a rut.
>>22769907
I'm actually clinically underweight ;p I have a poor appetite.
>>22769905
I took this selfie for a Whatsapp Convo. I think I was having allergies and complaining about how stuffy my nose was or something. But I thought meh my other selfies are stale ;p
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>>22769662
played skyrim a lot
>>22769668
everyone thinks you're gay but you're only slightly
>>22769774
you do kinda look like a psychopath serial rapist
>>22769816
>tumblr
>>22769818
plays league of legends and counter strike

here's me and my dog
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>>22770249
I really am sick of it getting frizzy at the end of the day... but muh curls! :O Will I lose my glorious curls? One of the main reasons I don't brush my hair very often is because my hair is curly af and whenever I brush it, it looks waaay too straight. And my face looks too fugly with straight hair. Is that tangle thingy kind of like a straightener? (I don't know anything about haircare shit)

Forgot to make an assumption: your favorite bands are Chrvches, Purity Ring, and FKA Twigs

>>22770348
>played

I still do, kek

Hipster guy. Majoring in English. Works at a coffee shop

>>22770186
You're into aggressive-ish music like Brand New, MCR, and Modern Baseball, but you haven't made the full jump into hardcore/punk yet
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>>22770452
MCR is my favorite band lol. Even tho I still love that type of music grunge is my favorite and I love punk music. But dislike bands like Brand New.
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>>22770348
plays tennis and likes music
>>22770186
know a lot about japanese music
>>22769886
likes to go shopping in vintage and design stores
>>22769849
into female hip hop
>>22769818
gamer + likes metal
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>>22770505
>But dislike bands like Brand New

but that's the best kind of Hot-Topic core (imo), kek
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>>22770801
Has a french accent
>>22770348
Loves the 80s
>>22770186
Likes hot topic
>>22769886
Is constantly laying down
>>22769818
Listens to edm/house/electronic music most
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I'll be rating in a minute.

>That feel when everyone is better looking
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>>22769662
Tempts the thought of attending a cross-fitness gym, but fears sweat too much to pursue it.
>>22769668
Could use breath mints
>>22769674
Loves Subway with a passion.
>>22769766
Doesn't have a face in real life.
>>22769770
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>not fooling anyone with a brain
>>22769774
Kleptomaniac, Cereal killer, therapist
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>>22770935
You murdered the shit out of a bully back in highschool and got away with it, now you hike in the forest, preying on other unsuspecting foresters.
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hey, >>22770935 here. Not good at assuming intricate personality details.


>>22769662
party guy

>>22769668
that one guy who has the smoothest skin out of all his friends because he obsessess over moisturizers and shit

>>22769674
pursues some type of artistic hobby(music, paint, ect)

>>22769766
Participates in sports and marathons and such

>>22769770
bubbly personality

>>22769774
quite type

>>22769797
likes to put jews in trashcans while repeating danke memes

>>22769816
nature lover or is into alternative medicine?

>>22769818
avid fan of video games, but not to the point of being weird

>>22769886
loves children and animals?

>>22770186
Listens to Linkin Park unironically

>>22770348
listens to alternate rock?

>>22770801
fuck Im drawing a blank

>>22770843
likes to read
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Alrighty then
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>>22770961
heh, not nearly as interesting. Did get in some scraps with some bullies though, due to anger issues.

>almost choked somebody out who was two grades lower than me

what the fuck was I thinking back in highschool?
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>>22770843
likes going to hip-hop shows

>>22770935
into cars

>>22770958
nope, lol

goofy guy at a party. can tell a hell of a story

>>22770971
kind of.

>>22770972
make assumptions about others, bb
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Sup f4m
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>>22770935
Never had a gf.
>>22770971
Children yes, animal are meh, I like some that like me back. I think they're cute thoough.
>>22770843
Spot on. NEET life.
Your natural speaking tone is loud af.
>>22770801
Vintage stores yup, not design cause I'm poor af.
You listen to rap kek.
>>22770452
I think they have one for curly hair. No it's not a straightener, it is just easy to brush through tangles etc. My hair remains semi wavy. (It's natural state. I never do anything to my hair heat styling wise)
Chrvches is ok but nah my favs are Thieves Like Us, Wild Nothing, Studio Killers (& The Crash) and uhh The Smiths ;P So more 80s vibes music with some Finnish bands.
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>>22771158
>never had a gf

are you a wizard?
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>>22771092
lets wear those super puffy coats together
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>>22771165
I'm assuming you haven't had a gf m8.
I have had a few live-in relationships so safe to say I'm not pure desu enough.
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Shall rate once I woke myself up a bit
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>>22771244
and by rate I mean assume ofc
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>>22771158
Alright, cool. Maybe I'll get one :P

>Thieves Like Us
>The Smiths
Right on! Good taste, yo. Those two are great. I'm to listen to the other ones. And I honestly don't think that I've ever listened to any Finnish bands :p

>>22771244
ex-goth kid. likes dolls
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>>22769662
Plays an instrument, insecure
>>22769668
fuckboi
>>22769674
Dopes out, always drinking coffee, reads a lot
>>22769816
Listens to emo screamo, pro LGBT
>>22769818
Spends life on vidya, the funny guy on TS, waiting for gf to come along
>>22770348
But of a snob, likes art

>>22771287
Neither
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>>22771287
I have other bands that I listen to, but those are bands that every song I've heard from them, I've liked.
Yeah, Wild Nothing's 'Golden Haze' is my latest fav. Studio Killers and The Crash are both Finnish (They sing in English though) and have the same singer. The Crash 'Sugared' is muh fav and 'Jenny' from Studio Killers.
Thieves Like Us is an old fav. I started listening to The Smiths this summer. It always seemed pretentious to listen to them but my ex knew I'd love them so he played them in car and he was right, I fell inlove kek.
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>>22769674
the kind of guy everyones likes at a party
>>22769770
friendly girl
>>22769774
psychopath serial killer and daterapist
>>22769816
loves everybody
>>22769818
easily impressed
>>22769849
wants to make everyone think that you don't give a shit, when you were 15 you were a cutter
>>22770348
likes music and art in general
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>>22771370
I'll check those out

Yeah, haha, The Smiths get a bad wrap because they are kind of the go-to hipster band. They are still incredible, tho. Morrissey's voice makes me question my sexuality and Johnny Marr is one of my favorite guitarists. If you like a lot of 80s indie/post-punk stuff, check out Joy Division and The Cure. They might be right up your alley.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkOaBlIKSkY
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>>22769662
a sex god, is good at everything

>>22769668
takes shirtless selfies to make up for tiny dick game

>>22769674
friendly lad, goes out drinking a lot and is sad all the time

>>22769770
sociable hot girl that has decent awareness of pop culture and somewhat okay awareness of internet / nerd culture

>>22769774
slowly dying of some kind of illness... someone save him

>>22769816
cute, nerdy type. looks like she listens to The Front Bottoms

>>22769818
drinks monster and laughs about shit over skype with his friends while he plays video games

>>22769886
smartass white girl that doesn't give a fuck about the internet and is probably relatively intelligent. goes to school for something business related and works retail/food on the side

okay i did my share, am done for right now
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>>22769886
did think about it

>>22769910
only played WoW for the first time a year ago, don't play it anymore haha

>>22770040
did want to stream, but never got round to it

>>22770348
indeed i play CS and league, but less league

>>22770801
yes i game, do not like metal though

>>22770843
yeah my playlists usually consist of something of those genres

>>22770971
yeah basically

>>22771301
majority of life, not all, im always on TS with some people, not really bothered about a GF atm though

>>22771392
takes quite alot to impress me

>>22771473
replace the monster with pepsi and the skype with teamspeak and you're right
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>>22770040
>you took every art court in high school that you could
Absolutely true. I wanted to be a tattoo artist at the time.

>>22770249
>How old are you now anon? You deffo look underage.
I'm 19 :)

>>22770801
>into female hip hop
Not really :/ I don't really enjoy any kind of hip hop.

>>22770971
>nature lover or is into alternative medicine?
A couple years ago this would have been spot-on, I went through a big Wiccan phase, but not anymore!

>>22771301
>Listens to emo screamo, pro LGBT
Both of these are true, though I am LGBT, not just pro.

>>22771392
>loves everybody
Yes :)

>>22771473
>cute, nerdy type. looks like she listens to The Front Bottoms
Never really got into The Front Bottoms but I do listen to similar stuff.
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>>22770961
lives with parents
>>22771473
Into beat boxing
>>22770348
Hide your anger problems well
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>>22773473
The fuck is going on in that picture
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>>22770801
College tennis kid
>>22769849
Wants to give me her tumblr
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>>22769774
>>22769770
Vikings
>>22769668
Typical chav
>>22769674
drug dealer
>>22769662
outcast
>>22769816
Frequents art galleries and blogs about shit on tumblr Ironically updates her Myspace profile
>>22769818
Avid gamer, steam junkie, & Gaben Newell's source of income
>>22769886
Not sure
>>22770186
Likes attention and compliments on how "artsy" she is
>>22770348
Rich guy who's dad is a surgeon
>>22770801
Not sure, perhaps a fast food employee or retail guy
>>22770843
Either a bit on the punk side of rock music or loves metal. Likes classical music too, since musician herself
>>22770935
Professional hiker and former Eagle Scout
Over 300 confirmed tents pitched (*both actual and metaphorical*)
>>22770961
You're a guy who likes to make LP videos
>>22770972
Literature or history major
>>22771092
Somewhere between a rock/ metal fan and chav
>>22771244
A convincing trap
>>22771392
Yet another somewhat convincing trap
>>22771473
Former skater/scene kid now just likes to chill and smoke weed
>>22773473
Is a semi-passable Harry Potter cosplayer
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>>22769886
Has a messy room because they "can find things easier that way"
>>22770348
Has thoight of the peanut butter testicles trick but never could go through with it
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>>22773539
He's a lumberjack and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he works all day
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>>22773539
What the fuck, even though. I turned the phone specifically to avoid this shit
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>>22773539
>Wants to give me her tumblr
Not particularly, no :P

>>22773541
>Frequents art galleries and blogs about shit on tumblr Ironically updates her Myspace profile
Haven't been on MySpace in years, I don't think it even uses "profiles" anymore. I go to art galleries when I can, and I pretty much only reblog pictures on Tumblr, I don't really write anything.
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>>22773541
I like metal, not a musician though
>>22773473
I love this pic
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