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What would you beta keks do to get with a girl like me?

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What would you beta keks do to get with a girl like me?
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>>22752321
By killing myself
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>>22752321
nothing go fuck yourself
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>>22752321
rape murder
or flowers
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>What would you beta keks do to get with a girl like me?
sounds familiar, i wonder whos behind these posts
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>>22752321
pls post this less than 10 times a night
lonely fuck
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Browse backpage.
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>>22752451
How much would you pay to fuck me?
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>>22752465
60hr
100hr
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Treat you to a very nice dinner and make you laugh.
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>>22752321

Nothing, chestlet.
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>>22752465
depends probably mostly standard rates
we can talk about it on skype if you want
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>>22752321
I might say Hi and see if you want to get lunch or coffee or something. If not you can go fuck yourself. The fact that youd make a thread as if you were some kind of prize makes me think you can just go fuck yourself though.
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>>22752321
I'd probably german suplex you, since you seem so much of an ass
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>>22752606
I take that back, I believe a double flying kick right in your face would be better.
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>>22752321
the real question is what would you do to get with me once you saw my bank account.
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>>22752321
steal her purse.
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>>22752321
Ask to go on a date.
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>>22752321
You're mildly attractive, I guess. Not worth much more than a glance, though.

Maybe have a decent personality and you might get a good guy on the rebound.
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>>22752321
Sacrifice a goat, then go and get matching Kurt Vonnegut quote tattoos
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>>22752321
To a gay dude/ fat girl posting a fake pic of some random girl? Hmm... Nothing cep this post.
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How about a barrel roll?
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probably about as much as I'd do for a Klondike bar which isn't very much
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>>22752321

Anything you wanted.
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>>22752321

You look like that 10/10 that worked at sonic with red hair.
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>>22752321
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>>22754032
Would you put your pork sword up my stink hole?
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>>22754060
The fact I don't have to ask is just a plus.
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>>22752465
5 euro.
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>>22752321
maybe take you shopping for necklaces, the kind that my mom doesn't also own?
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>>22752321
For a girl like you I'll give a song. But not for you.
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>>22752321
you have no boobs, kek
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>>22752321
your face would get old fast and start feeling more trashy than exotic
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>>22752321

Absolutely nothing because
(1) That ain't you
(2) I've fucked MUCH hotter girls for nothing.
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Could I get a name? Seem familiar
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>>22752321

Actually fuck it, I know it's you. Get on skype tonight because I have something to say to your slutty ass.
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>>22752321
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>>22752465
50. 20 min
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>all these replies
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>>22752321
Read you a Shakespeare sonnet and ask you out for ice cream.
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>>22752465
Personally? I don't pay girls. If you're actually looking to go professional, I'd say you should start asking at least $400. People will fucking pay it if you're confident and pretend like you're an expert at sucking dick.

Not sure if you want that life, though. It can be stressful at times.
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>>22752321
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>>22752321
would you like the key to my chastity cage?
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>>22755915
As someone who knows people involved in the escort industry, I say 400 per hour is too much. Realistically, she could charge rates around 200hr.
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>>22752321
Leave you for someone with bigger tits and a prettier face
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>>22752321
I don't do much for fake redheads.
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>>22752321

Remind you of the rules. Tits or GTFO.
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Get your ass on slut
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>>22756134

I have other pictures that you know I will show.
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Make you feel bad about yourself lol slut
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maxim I thought you were banned
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>>22752321
Nothing, because you aren't a 10..only 10's are worth my time.
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>>22752321
rape
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>>22754060
Seriously, though. Anything I could grant, so long as you're someone I want.
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Sweep you off your feet. That shouldn't be a problem.
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I'd bring u a diamond ring, u'll acquaint me to ur mum,
i'll fuck u and ur mum xDDD
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>>22755972
Motherfucker have you heard of bargaining?
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>>22752321
Anything you asked of me mistress ;)
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If this is Lauren it really doesn't take much, but the offer was to beta keks so that explains alot.
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>>22760295
Exactly she's 2/10 at the most
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