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IDEAL MATE THREAD /imt/ TEMPLATE EDITION (oldie) because I am

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IDEAL MATE THREAD /imt/
TEMPLATE EDITION (oldie)
because I am lazy scum.

This is my first time starting one of these threads, so pls be nice. I got tired of waiting for the one without templates to 404, so I'm bringing it NOW.

I will go first. Also, this is as close to my hair as I could get on shitty paint, so bear with me pls.
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Here's the template & the websites where you can make your own qt for your infograph!

Girls:
http://www.dolldivine.com/hipster-girl-dress-up.php

Boys:
http://www.dolldivine.com/hipster-dress-up-game.php
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I'll post my old ass template just to spite (which honestly seems lazier than filling out that tax-form of a new template).
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>>22730270
>>22730277

i like these better than the non template ones.

although it doesnt matter. nobody except for the rare occasion finds their ideal mate from these threads.
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>>22730385
and i forgot it
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>>22730270
Wait, you're slim but have E+ cup breasts? What's happening? Is this real life?
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>>22730405
Forgot to add, in Illinois
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>>22730388
Aw yeah. You wanna be my enantiomer?
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>>22730405
Seems interesting where do you live?
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>>22730437
And i failed at reading the add up typical me :s
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>>22730388
>no contact info people like this should be auto ban
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>>22730437
Central Illinois
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23/m I need a new job with a better time.
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M/23/ca

Skype: comforting._.sounds
Kik: monoliths

I prefer skype but if you don't use it feel free to kik
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>>22730461
Right now i am not on my desktop and my phone is pretty slow meaning no template from me, i live in Canada/Quebec if you are interested in chatting a bit later on as i will e going to sleep you can add me on skype (kyshama.kp)
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M/23/UT
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>>22730388
Gib contact and pls be my waifu
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I poured my heart and soul onto this digital canvas

Ladies shall have to form a single file line for an attempt to win my facetious affection

You earn bonus points if find Hitler interesting
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>>22730426
>>22730541
Under isothermal and ideal conditions, will Δu ever be anything other than 0?
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>>22730396
Yeeaaah. True life. It's very uncomfortable & awkward, but it's life.
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>>22730386
I recently got out of a year-long relationship with someone from one of these. We met the parents & everything. Was long distance too. You'd be surprised!
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>>22730405
Hey got a kik?
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Also, here's my infograph before I did a terrible job of trying to imitate my newly dyed hair.

Feel free to just ask for a photo of my hair if/when you add me. (:
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There's a lot of physical qualifications on here, but really, I don't care about most of that. I just need to be attracted to her. The rest is mental attractions: she needs to be highly submissive (think BDSM) in the bedroom, have a fun sense of humor, like video games, and it would be nice if I could drink and/or smoke with her here and there.
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>>22730600
pls add me tho

anime-kin
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>>22730617
I hope they are as glorious as i'm imagining them
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>>22730600
No, ideal gases depend on kinetic energy, and in the isothermal process there is no change in temperature, leaving you with nice zero dubs.
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>>22730405
Why did you put your own height as a range?
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I recommend having a nurse on standby
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>>22730626
yea if you broke up that wasnt an ideal mate.

i didnt say meeting people was impossible i said finding an ideal mate is extremely rare.
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Good luck to everyone :)
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Eh okay.

>>22730388
You sound like someone I'd get along with and if your pic is anything to go by, I likely fit what you're looking for.
Age/contact info? (my skype is in my pic)
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>>22730836
Well, that's just life. I guess I thought you meant nothing serious is usually made out of meetings from here.

We may have not been "together forever" or gotten married, but it was pretty ideal. School just sort of screwed things up.
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These things suck. I'm glad I don't have MS paint or I would have filled one of these out much to my own chagrin.
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>>22730692
Uhhh. They're alright. Lol. I dunno. I live with them.
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>>22731332
im very glad i dont drink
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guess if you want to chat then ask for contact info
>implying people meet through these
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>>22730715
Because it was 4 am and I'm fucking retarded when I'm tired
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baby grill. im 20 yo. add me pls.
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>>22730388
Hey qt~
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>>22732863

This horrible feeling when you find a wonderfull person, but you are not that much of a good fit. Sad, sad.
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>>22732863
You seem lovely but you also seem like you'd drag me around every which way and that's a few which ways too many.

>>22730600
No, my sciences are a bit rusty but we're talking thermodynamics right?
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>>22731922

Yo you heard Gramatik?
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>>22732863
I would like to talk you
Kik ArizeB
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>>22733265
What do you mean anon :P ?
>>22733417
Haha why do I seem like I'd drag you around?
>>22733592
In a bit anon ;P
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Took way longer than fucking anticipated haha
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>>22730405
what are some of your interests?
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>>22730505
Fuck a fellow utahn what the shit that's rare.
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>>22733615

I mean that you seem like a great person, but I do not seem like the person you would like to meet ^^
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>>22732863
people gotta put skype info on this shit
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>>22730277
Do you fill this out with paint?
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>>22733702
Any image editing software is fine
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>>22733713
That sounds like a lot of work for no replies
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>>22733615
Well it sounds like you like being out and around people a lot more than I do is all.
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>>22733774
No way. I'm pretty okay with just being home with my SO. If he is extroverted, he can drag me out, since I'm pretty adaptable. But if it's up to me we'd be one on one more often since I'm content with that.
>>22733639
I'm pretty relaxed. As long as you are a decent person I wouldn't mind.
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>>22733794

Ok, cool. If you want to, just add me on Skype.
peetro1997g
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>>22733794
Well, I wouldn't mind chatting my skypes zomfgohnoes
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>>22733810
>>22734286
Hey I don't have a skype I actively use. If either of you have a kik, I can add ya.
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>>22734436
kik would be the same username but I am pretty horrible about using it
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I gotta update the books whoops
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>>22732863
I'd love to hear from you, kik is dataggz
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>>22730588
I do.
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Meh? Meh.
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>>22732863
Hey, my kik is xeanoa, I'd love to chat with you.
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Kik is the same as Skype just to let ya know
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i feel like if anyone was autismal enough to fill one of these out i'd never be interested in them in the first place tbqh
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>>22734895
good thing no one is interested in you anyways
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>>22734964
that's an awfully flawed assessment

why are you so defensive lol
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Here's hoping.
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h-h-here I go!!
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>>22732863

>>22730490
This is me, feel free to send me a message if interested
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>>22734678
Howdy do and who are you?
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Waiting for it
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I'm tired, bleh.
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>>22730388
All of that fits me except big appetite.

And, given the 18+, something tells me you're 25<
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>>22735624
Emaild
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>>22735624
so you want an effeminate boyfriend whos also manly

yeah that doesnt really work
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hiiii lets date
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>>22736589
you didn't add any contact info
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>>22736670
skype me: derp223
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>>22736589
You honestly seem like a cool person and I love your choice of literature - hopefully you find someone nice!
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I've actually met some cool people on here but they never come online. why.
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I don't know what I'm expecting but let's see how it goes.
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The woman I love is that in the picture. She don't love me. She loved me in the past, but not anymore. I'll wait and wait. Maybe some day.
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>>22737163
I cry errytime ;~;
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>>22730807
To the person that made this: what a fulfilling life you're living.
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>>22730476
idk if ur still here or lurking or whatever but curiosity, where in the midwest?
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>>22730588
figures the only other missourifag in all of 4chan posts this shit lmao
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Alright
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>>22736942

This is me if you wanna chat some
>>22735161
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Didn't add a QT look because I don't have a set type like that. If you want to see a pic of me Its on skype.
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24/M/USA, MD

New friends are nice too. Even if you don't live nearby, feel free to send me a message if you think we'd get along!
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>>22730681
Marry me?
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>>22732863
i pretty much fit to your desc
kik: raaymanxx
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im dumb but cute and funny sometimes
let's be mean to eachother
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>>22739014
People should talk to this girl. The bestest.
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>>22737255
Oh yes, almost as fulfilling as the interchangeable people posting their little templates here
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>>22736942
Skype is exposuree

At work right now but I get off in two and a half hours. I play a lot of pc games and shit so let's be friends.
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>>22732863
>>22736942
Locations?
And if you want people to contact you, you should probably include contact info as well.
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One of these days...
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There's like 3 of these threads, one must have a brown qt????
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hello
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>>22733632
I can say the same about you. I guess there are some from utah, but too many people are just too prude
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:P
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>>22740004
were you circumcised in miami or thereabouts by chance?
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>>22740008
Yes, why?
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If I had a dollar for every time someone responded to me in one of these types of threads, I'd be making the same amount of money as a 4chan janitor.
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>>22740015
Was just wondering. Feel free to post a pic if you'd like

>>22740049
Looking through the thread, no-replies seems to be the norm
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>>22740125
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>>22739196
Good one. Lots of people reaching out for contact in this thread...I know, lets mock them for being similar!!

Poor you. All alone and different. Stupid normies just don't get you huh.
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>>22737763
Minnesota, god damn it's too warm
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mobile friendly edition
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old one cause fuck im bored
skype: mrgrayle
kik: tophergracey
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One day I'll make one of these that doesn't suck

>>22742820
You look really familiar, Essex?
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>>22736589
You sound awesome. Can I add you on skype?
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>>22736942
I'd love to talk. Skype is winstoncurlyfries
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That took 1000 hours in paint, I do good?
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Wanna watch some movies and play some stuff
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>>22737127
do you have two dicks?
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>>22744481
No, I just haven't measured in a long time and know it's somewhere in that range.
>tfw only one dick
Real life will never be like my doujins.
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>>22743260
Nah, Sussex
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this took way too long I started being kinda silly halfway through. :(
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>>22736942
anon21248 is my skype.
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>>22740747
Certainly not, I wouldn't call anyone posting in this thread a normie
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23 f
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>inb4 nobody replies
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I see a lot of lonely people here. Most are not confident and are looking for such a broad "anything" just to fill that lonely hole in their soul.
Fuck this thread.
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>>22737127
contact info?
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yup
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Let's try it
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>>22746122
Wow I'm an idiot
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>>22745839
If you're still lurking my Skype is LargeManeOnPlane.
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>>22748325
>i'll only sleep with you if we have been together for a long time
this is untrue lads, this coconut is easy to crack
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>>22748338
Why do you say that?
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>>22748338
That just seems mean to say.
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>>22748325
LONDON
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D
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>>22748325
>Atheist
>Only dates Christians
I'm legitimately curious though. What's the reason for this?
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Baby, it's cold outside*

(*void where prohibited, not everywhere is actually cold yet)
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posted in other thread no response as per usual. so ill try here

me
>male
>any girl willing to give me alot of attention

you
>female
>ok with me needing alot of attention

yep going to die alone with such a bad requirement.

>tfw nobody will ever like you for you
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>>22751030
no one likes people that dont like themselves, anon
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I haven't posted one in a while, so I made some revisions.
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>>22751030
So essentially you're a woman looking for a man.
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>>22751052
i love when people say stuff like this. i am in so much pain and all you can give is some generic bullshit. that barely makes any sense.

i never asked for advice either so good waste of time m8
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>>22751376
i just like getting attention has nothing to do with being m/f
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>>22751421
No I perfectly understand, some people require more attention than others. I just felt like making a pointless jab.
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>>22751432
yea well i wouldnt need so much attention if i had recieved any amount of it in the past.

i have the typical back story, no attention growing up, so now i try to get alot of it usually end up failing, etc
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>>22751385
Its the truth you fucking faggot
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>>22751578
fuck off cock slap, yea im sure everyone loves you, fucking retard.
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tfw will never find girl to watch eggs philes with
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existence is suffering
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>>22751968
This one actually describes me fairly well, except for the Spontaneous and assertive parts.
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>>22752024
then add
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>>22751968
You seem cool, but I have no idea what any of those bands were -_-
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>>22745193
whereabouts in canada are you from?
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>>22751968
>tfw immediately get 2 people interested
>tfw when im left to die in the streets
>>22751030

so which way am i supposed to cut again...
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>>22736942
eden.wut
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>>22752127
well yeah you fuckin' dingus you dont have titties and you barely said anything about yourself
>>22752090
that's genuinely depressing my friend
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>>22752090
also i think its fucking hilarious that your one bad-voted quality was "artistic"
fucking why hahah
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>>22752146
trust me ive written essays about myself in these threads before and obviously nobody gives a shit cause im a guy.

girls just post themselves most of the time so ur not gonna get a response there and even if a girl is looking theres like 100 almost interchangeable guys here. so fuck it
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I drew a thing.
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>>22752146
Well I know the cure, interpol, and the chameleons, but I kind of inherited my parent's music taste.

>>22752161
My sister is an "artist". She's a little pretentious about it and that irritates me. The quotation marks around the word artist shows the butthurt there.
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>>22752189
well, fuckin do it again because now i wanna know
>>22752190
>passionate about
hey look i failed already
>>22752195
i guess that's fair but your thing totally gives off a weird vibe as far as that thing being a red flag is concerned
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>>22752230
I guess I should change it then lol. I don't really have a problem with artists, just that specific attitude.

The same as when a client tries to tell you how to do your job and it's blatantly against the law, and then they get mad when you tell them that. Really it's just a dislike for anyone with a superiority complex.
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>>22752263
yeahhh you should change that if that's what you were trying to say
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>>22751968
What's the display name for you Skype?
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>>22752049
Added.
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>>22752308
I'll remember that.
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>>22752230
no fuck it even if i matched all your shit youd still reject me if we actually talked so it doesnt matter.
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>>22752361
>even if i matched all your shit youd still reject me
that's not how this works
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>>22752361
Such confidence. Have some faith in yourself man, every girl you don't end up with is just another step towards ending up with the right one.
>>
>>22752361
>>22752369
true
i feel like i'm talking to brandon or something the way his responses are lol
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>>22752366
tell me how it works then
>>22752369
not lacking confidence just being realistic about expectations from this site.
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>>22752385
if you match all my shit obviously we're gonna get along unless you're like severely mentally unstable
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>>22752385
Well there's cynical (which I am all for, that's just called realism), and then there's just plain pessimistic.

You're refusing to try because it probably wont work, that's the same as failing. Every single one of us here is after that little dose of endorphins called love, and we're all here despite knowing full well there's almost no chance of this particular thing working.
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>>22752409
nail on head
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>>22730405
>christian

wtf?
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>>22752419
>>22752409
no this is nail on head
>>22752388

>>22752375
oh and fuck off
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>>22752409
Different anon here, but as a male that posted in these once or twice a week for easily 3 years, it's pretty pointless to post here as a male. I've had less than a dozen people ever contact me, and I'm not particularly bad in any sense (older than most here, well off, social, goals in life, ambitious, etc). It's not really pessimistic or cynicism. Guys just don't get added here. That's why a lot of us just lurk at this point.
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>>22752489
I have a penis. I know the struggle.

Online dating in any sense, not just here, is essentially a meat market for women to come up and take their pick. That's just how the internet works.
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>>22752456
you quoted the same thing i did wtf
dangus

brandon that is u isnt it
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>>22752489
yeah well as a girl that rarely posts in here i frequently scroll through this searching for people i fit the description of and maybe 3 times out of 5 i will send a request
most of you guys dont even leave contact though which is lame
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>>22752456
Yeah I have no idea what you're saying there...
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>>22752519
>>22752528
>mentally unstable

fucking retards man and no im not that brandon faggot asshole

>>22752489
ty somebody who gets it
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>>22752542
so the real reason no one wants to speak to you is because you're mentally unstable and unreasonably hostile when your logic is questioned

thanks for clearing that up buddy
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>>22752542
Well that escalated quickly.

>Woe ways me
>Gets advice
>FUCK YOU UR DUM

Ok, glad to see we're going to be mature.
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>>22752526
You have to realize that, despite you supposedly adding 3 out of 5 guys you see, that's not very commonplace.
I've been here personally since we were drawing our ideal mates over 2-3 years ago (see this old template: >>22730388) and I have a handful of friends, both male and female, from those times. 1 of said males posted in here until last year iirc, and the other still posts here every now and then.
I can pretty firmly attest that males just very infrequently get added even when they go out of their way to make their posts stand out (i.e., ditching the template, making their post extremely lengthy, artistic, you name it). It's not a pity-party argument that I'm trying to make, as I prefer lurking and adding people anyways. I'm just telling you that there's a reason you see new guys in every thread; the old ones realize that their efforts are in vain and resort to lurking.
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>>22752570
well its lame that you guys dont get added more often then because it's so much easier to avoid harassment or people just adding you because you're a girl if you stick to lurking and add guys you seem to have similar interests with
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>>22752565
fuck you cuntbag
>>22752566
yea i never asked for advice buddy thanks for playing
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>>22752579
It's unfortunate all around, yea. It's simply easier for a girl to lurk because we have a lot of rampant fucklords and keks that message every "f" they see and swarm them with mostly irrelevant shit or sexting. That's why a lot of girls now just throw out "post your ____ and I'll add you", which works as a filter, but that means guys either have to post their info and hope that it's seen or hope they decide to add them, making it a little disconnected. On the other hand, them posting in the hopes someone they'll like will add them is about as statistically likely as it is for a girl, just with swarms of adds replaced by silence. To be completely fair, I've met cool people through posting before. Ironically, every single one of them was a guy.
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>>22752612
hahaha oh my god dude why did you even post in here
>>22752613
>because we have a lot of rampant fucklords and keks that message every "f" they see and swarm them with mostly irrelevant shit or sexting. That's why a lot of girls now just throw out "post your ____ and I'll add you"
oh god finally someone who understands this
i always see girls getting attacked simply for not posting contact
and if they do post contact usually people will add them without giving a single fuck about what they're into or looking for, and then when the girl starts to not respond the dudes will go back to the thread and reply to her shit with something like "dont even bother its a dumb whore who wont respond"
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>>22752643
im grinding in a game and wanted to release steam

so are we gunna date or what bb
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>>22752643
>oh god finally someone who understands this
To be fair I think a lot of people understand this. You just don't see it because lurkers outweigh posters by a fair margin.

>and if they do post contact usually people will add them without giving a single fuck about what they're into or looking for,
This is going to happen anywhere, unfortunately. People suck.

>"dont even bother its a dumb whore who wont respond"
I actually usually add those girls just to see what the fuss is about. I'd say a good third of the time it's some girl that's being overly pretentious about being a girl on the internet and the rest just someone swarmed by too many anons. /soc/ in a nutshell. This is the containment board, after all.
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>>22752670
I'm pretty sure you failed her "not mentally unstable" requirement.

>>22752674
Yeah, this dude is right. Most of us guys get it. I think what it really is, is that the odds of meeting somebody's requirements, or someone meeting yours are much, MUCH lower, so people do not send genuine responds all that often.

At least not compared to the dickheads who grab every skype belonging to someone with a vagina and try to get nudes.
>>
>>22752674
Also, that image gave me a good laugh. That happens all the time -_-
>>
>>22752695
bane of existence
>>
>>22752693
Well it's also the fact that the girls that frequently post get so used to the adds of "ay baybay got an 17 inch bazinger pls hit me up 2nite" that they get jaded by it all and eventually are less likely to add people. Like I said, it's unfortunate all around. I've added a few people in here, for example, and I try to keep my add messages kind of personal (although they get long-winded). I've yet to be added by any of them, but it's not a big deal. There's always next thread with a fresh batch of people.
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>>22752693
oh yea like im any more unstable than anyone else on here
>>22752703
>tfw bae doesnt respond

;_;
>>
>>22752765
well shit you know why
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Good evening people
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>>22752773
no why?
give me a chance ill be good to you i promise.
>>
>>22752800
>>
Well, it's getting late so I'm gonna call it a night.

>>22752773
If you're interested in chatting I'd like to hear from you again. My skype/kik is Jackbutnotdaniel.

>tfw forgot to put contact info on the graph.
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hello is this thing on
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>>22752808
what?
i like you

so ill add you in a bit and well talk
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>>22752872
i think that ship sailed when you burnt the bridge with her in earlier posts desu fäm
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>>22753094
>desu fäm

Can we please keep the dank memes to /v/
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>>22730405
The problem is the age and I don't live in Illinois I live somewhat close but other than that this could be me.
>>
Sometime there needs to be a gay version of this thread
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>>22750723
That was by accident, I was meant to colour in the agnostic and atheist too, oops.

But a devoted Catholic bf would be really nice. I love the religion but can't bring myself to believe in it.
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>>22752097
MB

>>22751363
Adding you~
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25 - Male
Looking for a cutie
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>>22753927
Oh?
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>>22753650

You sound adorable.
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>>22730388
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>>22751699
Mate, I think you might be a bit retarded desu. Eggs match with chocolate, jesus, are you a fucking chocolate? no
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>>22740351
Oh jesus, um h-hey my name is J-James G---- oh fuck. your pic made me fucking wet
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Here's my self-deprecating thing

tfw no bf
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>>22753936
Thanks :)
My contact's in the chart
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>>22751968
Do you play any video games or have any other hobbies, where are you from, and how do I get there?
See my post at >>22750589. Please ignore the You section, since you fill it.
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>>22754592
i am very fond of listening to and discovering new music, watching movies, being intoxicated, going out and about and probably travelling even though i have little experience because broke as fuck
TLDR- i am a waste of space

sry i don't really play vidya, but i wouldn't at all mind talking
>how do i get there
that is v. cute
i'm on the east coast

also,
>6ft tall
>"fat"
>290-260
>290-260 at 6ft
boy you aren't fat at all
>>
>>22752872
>saying fuck you to her
Nice try buddy, it's a lost cause.
>>22730600
No, that's impossible under those conditions.
What's your contact info if you're still around?
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i felt the need to add more things for some reason
i also realized that you'll probably have to view this shit in another tab just to be able to read it, i am sry

anyway, existence is suffering.2
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>>22754630
>being intoxicated
Awkward, since I can't legally drink, but I can either pretend I'm drunk with you or just watch you mess around and be a white knight. Or a grey knight. You choose the color, IDGAF.
Also, nobody's a waste of space. Please don't self-deprecate that much, or you'll start believing it. Unless that was a joke, I dunno. My uncle was too self-deprecating, and I thought it was pretty normal until he committed suicide. Then I changed my mind. Sorry if that seems too social justice-y though. Just saying to not THINK of yourself as a waste of space.
And I think I'm overweight - I have a large midsection - so I'm trying to tone down a little.
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>>22754696
>large midsection
cuddle material

anyway i can't legally drink either but have been for years anyway and most people do too, but yeah duh you don't have to drink with me you dangus
no pressure

also yeah i'm not suicidal and i don't self-harm or anything i just make slightly realistic jokes at my own expense
>>
>>22754696
anyway add me tho
>>
>>22754712
T-thanks
Yeah, some of the meds I'm on could essentially give me hallucinations if I drink. Permanently, if I understood the doctor. Needless to say, I'm not drinking anytime soon.

OK, great. Sorry, I'm just... paranoid is too strong, but I guess worried is accurate, about people making harsh self-jokes. Dunno why, since I do, now that I think about it. I'll try to stop.
>>
>see female profile
>instantly imagine full life together
>realize I do this literally only because they're female
>judging by their profile we're likely incompatible
>maintain self control and resist urge to go full "plz respond"
>make whiny greentext to bump thread anyway
These threads do not bring out the best in me.
>>
>>22754722
Give me a few minutes to set up Skype and take a shower and I will.
Mind if I ask what state you're from? I'm hoping it's somewhat close to VA, since I might only be able to visit you over breaks from school.
>>
>>22754693
If I don't have a Skype, but hit most of your buttons, what the fuck am I supposed to do?
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I drop this here because why not
>>
>>22754741
i know this feel
>>22754744
according to google my state is 2 hours away from va so, yis? i'll explain later, hate disclosing so publicly
anyway yeah go get clean u dirtball
>>22754746
make one u dangus
takes like four second
>>
>>22754761
That would require me to have four seconds to spare.
>>
>>22754827
yeah and you totally do because you just replied
>>
>>22754833
Interested in chatting with me?
I'm >>22753650
I'm a complete music newb so feel free to indoctrin... I mean share your favorites with me
>>
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>>22754955
u too old
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I hate these threads, sometimes I get added but I swear they don't even read my shit they just add me and have nothing in common
>>
>>22756100
If you were female too I'd add you, sorry anon, I'm sure some girl out there will eventually be made very happy because of you!
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>>22756147
;_;

It's weird though. All girls who are cool seem to be lesbians, every actual straight girl I've talked to seems to be like, just an awful human being who never has ANYTHING in common
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>>22752090
After last night I realized I needed to update this a bit, so here.
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>>22736942
if you're still here at all,
imbudwieser
>>
>>22753094
>>22754666
>faggots/10

nobody asked for retarded comments. go put your helmets on and go to sleep for the night faggots
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Also accepting nooses
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>>22756162
it's because the gay gene is the best gene
>>
>>22756822
truly being a straight dude is the worst thing possible when it comes to finding a lover
>>
>>22756818
This whole post reeks of faggotry and I want to hate you to death with my cold, cynical heart. However, it's so genuine and Mr.Curtis is such a bro that I can't help but wish for your success.
>>
>>22756878
That's that Ohio shit.
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>>22756878
>my cold, cynical heart
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>>22756878
I really appreciate your kind words. I try my best to just be myself and let others think what they want. I hope you find yourself a beautiful, loving girl.
>>22756897
(I'm from Florida, but hate hot weather)
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>>22756919
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>>22757140
>>
>>22757245
S-top Anon-san. Don't you know that shitposting is my fetish?
>>
>>22757245
>>22756919

Oh geez
>>
>>22730270
You seem really cute. I'd date you. I think I fit pretty close to you're ideal.
>>
>>22757308
i cant stop
>>22757315
u want one too??
>>
Alright, I made a few improvements.
>>
>>22733617
are you a high school teacher? just wondering
>>
>>22757463
A wacky qt gf? That's why I'm here, silly.
>>
>>22730807
I'm noticing the religion shots. Just about all of them are covered varying degrees of intensity.
>>
NEW THREAD >>22757538
NEW THREAD >>22757538
NEW THREAD >>22757538
NEW THREAD >>22757538
NEW THREAD >>22757538
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>>22751968
you're looking for my best friend
>>
>>22757841
>new thread
>havent reached bump limit,
fucking kill yourself faggot
>>
>>22758011
The point of the new thread is to transition /imt/-Template Edition to /qtit/ so that /imt/ can return to its rightful state as non-template.
>>
>>22754033
You have good taste in shows, what else are you into? you can kik me if you ever wanna chat
kik: pugz526
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I tried.
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>>22758246
>honesty is mandatory
>yet is only somewhat honest
Hypocrisy.
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>>22754693
I already sent a contact request but I figured this would increase my chances of a happy reply if I wasn't just some mystery dude.
>>
>>22758931

>"I would like to be happy again."

Dude, don't bank on a chance of a 4chan relationship or any relationship at all to be happy. Find happiness with yourself, otherwise it will eventually leave any relationship too. You can do it.
>>
>>22730388
>anime
>not video games
L O L
>>
>>22758246
>>22758263
atleast she's honest about not being honest... got kik?
>>
>>22754693

Hey there, I added you, would be nice hearing from you
>>
>>22758246
skype?
>>
>>22757903
well shit, send him to me
>>22758011
agreed
>>22758931
and i accepted
>>22760762
if you're that senpai guy, fuck right off
>>
>>22731813
how about not being a shit
>>
>>22758246
why parlimentary of all systems?
also contact?
>>
>>22758263
I meant honest in a blunt sense.
>>22760856
>>22760590
Kik is cansofcans
>>22762061
Contact info above, and I like it because it's superior to Presidential in terms of efficiency and representation.
>>
Boom
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I have no idea why I'm still doing this. I think I'm insane by now. Whatever...

>>22758246
Hey. Maybe you want to talk about politics? I think it could be a nice experience exchange considering our continental differences. :P
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took me a while but here ya go
>>
>>22762046
how about le fuck off if showing platonic interest is difficult, you crazy bitch
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