IDEAL MATE THREAD /imt/
TEMPLATE EDITION (oldie)
because I am lazy scum.
This is my first time starting one of these threads, so pls be nice. I got tired of waiting for the one without templates to 404, so I'm bringing it NOW.
I will go first. Also, this is as close to my hair as I could get on shitty paint, so bear with me pls.
Here's the template & the websites where you can make your own qt for your infograph!
I prefer skype but if you don't use it feel free to kik
Right now i am not on my desktop and my phone is pretty slow meaning no template from me, i live in Canada/Quebec if you are interested in chatting a bit later on as i will e going to sleep you can add me on skype (kyshama.kp)
I poured my heart and soul onto this digital canvas
Ladies shall have to form a single file line for an attempt to win my facetious affection
You earn bonus points if find Hitler interesting
Also, here's my infograph before I did a terrible job of trying to imitate my newly dyed hair.
Feel free to just ask for a photo of my hair if/when you add me. (:
There's a lot of physical qualifications on here, but really, I don't care about most of that. I just need to be attracted to her. The rest is mental attractions: she needs to be highly submissive (think BDSM) in the bedroom, have a fun sense of humor, like video games, and it would be nice if I could drink and/or smoke with her here and there.
You sound like someone I'd get along with and if your pic is anything to go by, I likely fit what you're looking for.
Age/contact info? (my skype is in my pic)
Well, that's just life. I guess I thought you meant nothing serious is usually made out of meetings from here.
We may have not been "together forever" or gotten married, but it was pretty ideal. School just sort of screwed things up.
guess if you want to chat then ask for contact info
>implying people meet through these
You seem lovely but you also seem like you'd drag me around every which way and that's a few which ways too many.
No, my sciences are a bit rusty but we're talking thermodynamics right?
No way. I'm pretty okay with just being home with my SO. If he is extroverted, he can drag me out, since I'm pretty adaptable. But if it's up to me we'd be one on one more often since I'm content with that.
I'm pretty relaxed. As long as you are a decent person I wouldn't mind.
Kik is the same as Skype just to let ya know
I've actually met some cool people on here but they never come online. why.
I don't know what I'm expecting but let's see how it goes.
The woman I love is that in the picture. She don't love me. She loved me in the past, but not anymore. I'll wait and wait. Maybe some day.
figures the only other missourifag in all of 4chan posts this shit lmao
Didn't add a QT look because I don't have a set type like that. If you want to see a pic of me Its on skype.
New friends are nice too. Even if you don't live nearby, feel free to send me a message if you think we'd get along!
im dumb but cute and funny sometimes
let's be mean to eachother
There's like 3 of these threads, one must have a brown qt????
Good one. Lots of people reaching out for contact in this thread...I know, lets mock them for being similar!!
Poor you. All alone and different. Stupid normies just don't get you huh.
old one cause fuck im bored
One day I'll make one of these that doesn't suck
You look really familiar, Essex?
this took way too long I started being kinda silly halfway through. :(
Baby, it's cold outside*
(*void where prohibited, not everywhere is actually cold yet)
posted in other thread no response as per usual. so ill try here
>any girl willing to give me alot of attention
>ok with me needing alot of attention
yep going to die alone with such a bad requirement.
>tfw nobody will ever like you for you
I haven't posted one in a while, so I made some revisions.
i love when people say stuff like this. i am in so much pain and all you can give is some generic bullshit. that barely makes any sense.
i never asked for advice either so good waste of time m8
yea well i wouldnt need so much attention if i had recieved any amount of it in the past.
i have the typical back story, no attention growing up, so now i try to get alot of it usually end up failing, etc
tfw will never find girl to watch eggs philes with
You seem cool, but I have no idea what any of those bands were -_-
trust me ive written essays about myself in these threads before and obviously nobody gives a shit cause im a guy.
girls just post themselves most of the time so ur not gonna get a response there and even if a girl is looking theres like 100 almost interchangeable guys here. so fuck it
Well I know the cure, interpol, and the chameleons, but I kind of inherited my parent's music taste.
My sister is an "artist". She's a little pretentious about it and that irritates me. The quotation marks around the word artist shows the butthurt there.
well, fuckin do it again because now i wanna know
hey look i failed already
i guess that's fair but your thing totally gives off a weird vibe as far as that thing being a red flag is concerned
I guess I should change it then lol. I don't really have a problem with artists, just that specific attitude.
The same as when a client tries to tell you how to do your job and it's blatantly against the law, and then they get mad when you tell them that. Really it's just a dislike for anyone with a superiority complex.
Well there's cynical (which I am all for, that's just called realism), and then there's just plain pessimistic.
You're refusing to try because it probably wont work, that's the same as failing. Every single one of us here is after that little dose of endorphins called love, and we're all here despite knowing full well there's almost no chance of this particular thing working.
Different anon here, but as a male that posted in these once or twice a week for easily 3 years, it's pretty pointless to post here as a male. I've had less than a dozen people ever contact me, and I'm not particularly bad in any sense (older than most here, well off, social, goals in life, ambitious, etc). It's not really pessimistic or cynicism. Guys just don't get added here. That's why a lot of us just lurk at this point.
I have a penis. I know the struggle.
Online dating in any sense, not just here, is essentially a meat market for women to come up and take their pick. That's just how the internet works.
you quoted the same thing i did wtf
brandon that is u isnt it
yeah well as a girl that rarely posts in here i frequently scroll through this searching for people i fit the description of and maybe 3 times out of 5 i will send a request
most of you guys dont even leave contact though which is lame
You have to realize that, despite you supposedly adding 3 out of 5 guys you see, that's not very commonplace.
I've been here personally since we were drawing our ideal mates over 2-3 years ago (see this old template: >>22730388) and I have a handful of friends, both male and female, from those times. 1 of said males posted in here until last year iirc, and the other still posts here every now and then.
I can pretty firmly attest that males just very infrequently get added even when they go out of their way to make their posts stand out (i.e., ditching the template, making their post extremely lengthy, artistic, you name it). It's not a pity-party argument that I'm trying to make, as I prefer lurking and adding people anyways. I'm just telling you that there's a reason you see new guys in every thread; the old ones realize that their efforts are in vain and resort to lurking.
well its lame that you guys dont get added more often then because it's so much easier to avoid harassment or people just adding you because you're a girl if you stick to lurking and add guys you seem to have similar interests with
It's unfortunate all around, yea. It's simply easier for a girl to lurk because we have a lot of rampant fucklords and keks that message every "f" they see and swarm them with mostly irrelevant shit or sexting. That's why a lot of girls now just throw out "post your ____ and I'll add you", which works as a filter, but that means guys either have to post their info and hope that it's seen or hope they decide to add them, making it a little disconnected. On the other hand, them posting in the hopes someone they'll like will add them is about as statistically likely as it is for a girl, just with swarms of adds replaced by silence. To be completely fair, I've met cool people through posting before. Ironically, every single one of them was a guy.
hahaha oh my god dude why did you even post in here
>because we have a lot of rampant fucklords and keks that message every "f" they see and swarm them with mostly irrelevant shit or sexting. That's why a lot of girls now just throw out "post your ____ and I'll add you"
oh god finally someone who understands this
i always see girls getting attacked simply for not posting contact
and if they do post contact usually people will add them without giving a single fuck about what they're into or looking for, and then when the girl starts to not respond the dudes will go back to the thread and reply to her shit with something like "dont even bother its a dumb whore who wont respond"
im grinding in a game and wanted to release steam
so are we gunna date or what bb
>oh god finally someone who understands this
To be fair I think a lot of people understand this. You just don't see it because lurkers outweigh posters by a fair margin.
>and if they do post contact usually people will add them without giving a single fuck about what they're into or looking for,
This is going to happen anywhere, unfortunately. People suck.
>"dont even bother its a dumb whore who wont respond"
I actually usually add those girls just to see what the fuss is about. I'd say a good third of the time it's some girl that's being overly pretentious about being a girl on the internet and the rest just someone swarmed by too many anons. /soc/ in a nutshell. This is the containment board, after all.
I'm pretty sure you failed her "not mentally unstable" requirement.
Yeah, this dude is right. Most of us guys get it. I think what it really is, is that the odds of meeting somebody's requirements, or someone meeting yours are much, MUCH lower, so people do not send genuine responds all that often.
At least not compared to the dickheads who grab every skype belonging to someone with a vagina and try to get nudes.
Well it's also the fact that the girls that frequently post get so used to the adds of "ay baybay got an 17 inch bazinger pls hit me up 2nite" that they get jaded by it all and eventually are less likely to add people. Like I said, it's unfortunate all around. I've added a few people in here, for example, and I try to keep my add messages kind of personal (although they get long-winded). I've yet to be added by any of them, but it's not a big deal. There's always next thread with a fresh batch of people.
Well, it's getting late so I'm gonna call it a night.
If you're interested in chatting I'd like to hear from you again. My skype/kik is Jackbutnotdaniel.
>tfw forgot to put contact info on the graph.
i think that ship sailed when you burnt the bridge with her in earlier posts desu fäm
That was by accident, I was meant to colour in the agnostic and atheist too, oops.
But a devoted Catholic bf would be really nice. I love the religion but can't bring myself to believe in it.
i am very fond of listening to and discovering new music, watching movies, being intoxicated, going out and about and probably travelling even though i have little experience because broke as fuck
TLDR- i am a waste of space
sry i don't really play vidya, but i wouldn't at all mind talking
>how do i get there
that is v. cute
i'm on the east coast
>290-260 at 6ft
boy you aren't fat at all
i felt the need to add more things for some reason
i also realized that you'll probably have to view this shit in another tab just to be able to read it, i am sry
anyway, existence is suffering.2
Awkward, since I can't legally drink, but I can either pretend I'm drunk with you or just watch you mess around and be a white knight. Or a grey knight. You choose the color, IDGAF.
Also, nobody's a waste of space. Please don't self-deprecate that much, or you'll start believing it. Unless that was a joke, I dunno. My uncle was too self-deprecating, and I thought it was pretty normal until he committed suicide. Then I changed my mind. Sorry if that seems too social justice-y though. Just saying to not THINK of yourself as a waste of space.
And I think I'm overweight - I have a large midsection - so I'm trying to tone down a little.
anyway i can't legally drink either but have been for years anyway and most people do too, but yeah duh you don't have to drink with me you dangus
also yeah i'm not suicidal and i don't self-harm or anything i just make slightly realistic jokes at my own expense
Yeah, some of the meds I'm on could essentially give me hallucinations if I drink. Permanently, if I understood the doctor. Needless to say, I'm not drinking anytime soon.
OK, great. Sorry, I'm just... paranoid is too strong, but I guess worried is accurate, about people making harsh self-jokes. Dunno why, since I do, now that I think about it. I'll try to stop.
>see female profile
>instantly imagine full life together
>realize I do this literally only because they're female
>judging by their profile we're likely incompatible
>maintain self control and resist urge to go full "plz respond"
>make whiny greentext to bump thread anyway
These threads do not bring out the best in me.
Give me a few minutes to set up Skype and take a shower and I will.
Mind if I ask what state you're from? I'm hoping it's somewhat close to VA, since I might only be able to visit you over breaks from school.
i know this feel
according to google my state is 2 hours away from va so, yis? i'll explain later, hate disclosing so publicly
anyway yeah go get clean u dirtball
make one u dangus
takes like four second
I hate these threads, sometimes I get added but I swear they don't even read my shit they just add me and have nothing in common
It's weird though. All girls who are cool seem to be lesbians, every actual straight girl I've talked to seems to be like, just an awful human being who never has ANYTHING in common
After last night I realized I needed to update this a bit, so here.
This whole post reeks of faggotry and I want to hate you to death with my cold, cynical heart. However, it's so genuine and Mr.Curtis is such a bro that I can't help but wish for your success.
I really appreciate your kind words. I try my best to just be myself and let others think what they want. I hope you find yourself a beautiful, loving girl.
(I'm from Florida, but hate hot weather)
Alright, I made a few improvements.
I already sent a contact request but I figured this would increase my chances of a happy reply if I wasn't just some mystery dude.
>"I would like to be happy again."
Dude, don't bank on a chance of a 4chan relationship or any relationship at all to be happy. Find happiness with yourself, otherwise it will eventually leave any relationship too. You can do it.
I meant honest in a blunt sense.
Kik is cansofcans
Contact info above, and I like it because it's superior to Presidential in terms of efficiency and representation.
I have no idea why I'm still doing this. I think I'm insane by now. Whatever...
Hey. Maybe you want to talk about politics? I think it could be a nice experience exchange considering our continental differences. :P