Ideal mate thread No templates please. (Old one is on way out.)

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UK only pls n thank

>>22727012
post skype then dingus

>>22727117
sorry!

thecitizenerased

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(posted in the last thread but its abt to die. my bad if this is messy, im posting from my phone on a boat.)

Me:
almost 25
5'7, 145lbs, some tattoos, INTP
i like to think im pretty handsome
residential electrician
going to uni off and on for electrical engineering
i like to skateboard and im a hedonist
can cook well
good at DIY and fixing things
total weeb, power level hidden until you enter my room and see my collection of things (i have figmas)
social drinker/smoker
i like b-horror and practical gore
i like weird music and am weird
getting to know me frequently scares girls off but im a dorky teddy bear and just want to snuggle and wants to be liked for more than my appearance

girl:
likes horror movies and animu
doesnt mind heavier or emu music
likes going out to fancy places to eat and likes dressing up nicely
can put up with my stupid sense of humor and maybe even thinks bad puns are funny
kind

my kik: hispurplemajesty

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Me:
>18/Male/Straight/Virginia, near the RVA area
>5'7",145lbs, fairly average build, black hair and glasses
>Studying music performance (play classical sax but am looking into pursuing more jazz)
>Usually spend free time on vidya/anime with friends or writing music
>I enjoy seeing movies a whole bunch and also will listen to almost any kind of music
>Pretty competent in social situations, kind of a weird mix of introvert and extrovert given the setting I'm in

You:
>Female, around the same age, straight
>Preferably close
>Enjoys anything listed above
>Willing to enjoy vidya and anime with me and maybe friends over skype
>Is currently in school
>Wouldn't mind going out and doing something every once in a while, be it dinner, movie, etc
>not required but a creative type (musician, artists, etc) would interest me very much
>Doesn't mind talking all throughout the day
>Is a little closer to being an introvert than an extrovert but this isn't a huge concern

Skype: xxmistermanxx

>>22727265
oh forgot
my skype: sociallyawkwardhero

im bad at checking messengers

>>22727224
Is this a Muse reference?

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>>22727344
hahah yeah, I used to be a big fan and you can't change Skype IDs...

>>22727351
> tfw also was a Muse fan
The new one was so awful I stopped listening to them

>>22727408
Exactly the same as me! They still hold a special place in my heart, but they let me down 3 albums in a row. I could grin and bear it for 2, but the third just... fucking awful.

I'm not doing a template.

I want a girl who challenges me and doesn't back down when push comes to shove.
Someone who's spontaneous. Who'll go on a road trip with me to a place we've never been just so we can see it and explore.
I want someone who's blunt and honest with me when it's needed, someone who's willing to push me to strive farther and grow as a person, and let it happen vice versa.
Someone who can take a joke and run with it, someone who'll annoy me to hell with something and keep doing it, because it's hilarious.
Someone who can go off and do their own thing while I do mine, but we'd still miss the hell out of eachother even if it's just for a day.
Someone who's passionate. Someone who doesn't compromise everything and shy away from every single fight.
Someone who's willing to jump a fence to explore an abandoned building, just so we can see what's on the other side.
I want someone who loves to run in the pouring rain and doesn't take bullshit, but loves sitting inside and cuddling up to rag on a terrible move, too.

>>22727012

You like rock climbing, walking, photography, not drinking/smoking, pet rats, cute dates, outdoorsy stuff.

You sound really cool and I want to know you

Me:
19/m/pennsylvania
>lifeguard and ski/snowboard instructor
>in a local community college
>I like reading and playing video games and listening to music whenever im not working
>i go out once in a while to a party or to hang out with friends
>mix between intro and extrovert depending what i'm doing/where i'm at
>i'm funny and i like being lame sometimes
>at times i just wanna lay in bed doing nothing with someone
>pervert

you:
>female
>in average shape, i don't mind petite or curvy, i like a nice face honestly
>in a nearby state preferably
>likes talking on skype or texting or a mix of both, actually makes an effort to initiate or keep conversation going
>doesn't mind spending some days at home doing literally nothing together
>doesn't mind going out once in a while either
>likes acting lame as shit together
>humor is a big thing for me
>nice but a pervert too

skype: buitron3
kik: rhinn88

this is my first time posting in one of these threads, didn't really know what to put

>>22727512
gittuz on Skype then

thecitizenerased

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She's not real :(

No template? No thanks.

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I-I haven't posted in a while. I'm still looking for someone special.. ;_; P-Please contact me!

>>22728583
Tried messaging you and it said the kik was inactive!

>>22728602
I should add that if you can't get your kik, you better be posting your skype or email.~

>>22728602
Oh dear, give me a second. I haven't logged on in ages and I forgot Kik did that. I-I'm so sorry for the trouble! P-Please forgive me ;.;

>>22728637
It's okay! <3. I'm the 'Jon' one.

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I know theres a kik on my pic but I literally never use it. Contact me via skype instead pls.

>>22728647
H-Haven't got it yet, could you s-send it again? S-sorry!

>>22728583
>bait

>>22727265
>junji ito
My nigga

>>22728681
>lol a girl whos open about what she wants and who she is!!! xD totally fake totally bait lol

You little bad people. Stop that.
Also, I.. k-kinda spent like.. 45 minutes on that image.. Would I really put in so much effort if I was just baiting?

>>22728697
maybe c-coz you talk l-like this

uhuhu :3

*blushes*

man some of these cringe

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Hard Mode:

>No templates
>No stupid pictures/infographics
>No greentext (except this)
>Full sentences/paragraphs

I am 23 and live in Los Angeles. If someone responds I'll give them some contact info.

I am biologically male, and while I look and act like a cisgender ("normal") man, I'm actually trans. I identify as agender or transfeminine; I have a farmer's tan and look kinda like Joshua Jackson (but a bit out of shape), but I want to be skinny, pale, feminine, and have a bob cut and gothy makeup (you can see my stupid profile thing here >>22728520 (I know this is kind of breaking my rule, but whatever)), but still keep my dick. I'm on the fence about whether or not I want boobs, but once I get on the HRT train there's no easy way to get away from that.

I am a left-wing anarchist and a radical feminist. But I'm not one of those annoying dipshits. I actually dislike mainstream Internet feminism/social justice-ism; it tends to be too puritanical, too hugboxy, and too academic and annoying. And I hate how stupid a lot of my comrades are (acting like dumb Trump-supporting grandmas posting poorly thought out and un-self aware Facebook propaganda).

I'm very weird. I look real normal, but on the inside I'm not; I often feel like I can't relate to most people. It's hard to explain what makes me so weird, but for example, I don't want to get married, have kids, or even have a girlfriend (but stay on the ride for a little while longer, I'll explain further), I have no emotional connection to my family, and I'm sort of misanthropic and cynical.

I may not want a girlfriend, but I want a female friend who's weird like me, has political views like mine, isn't annoying or a moron, and is a bit of a loner like me. Someone I can be really honest with, talk to about shit. I use the phrase "platonic girlfriend" sometimes.

And you don't have to live near me. It's ideal, but unlikely, and just having someone who's a freak like me to talk to online would be sweet.

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OP checking back in

I see no girls here and only one MTF

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making these drunk is 2 much fun
>>22729481
sorry m8 adding the sausage fest

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I just want a qt3.14 brown girlfriend to carry around.

>>22729518
Nother male veggie?
Whaat is this maaadneesss

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Me:
Guy living through his 20s. Not to sound pompous or anything but I'd say I'm pretty social and am willing to help you with it if you need. I have a knack for livening up a group event and getting quiet people to participate.
Really into food, manga, history and cute things. In the NYC area but this will most likely be an internet thing so your location is not important.

You:
Girl of any age; the age isn't as important as our personalities clicking. Artistic personalities are my favorite, I think I click best with them despite not having much drawing skill (I have ~culinary~ art skills wahaha). Someone who loves listening about random cool facts I pick up and is willing to do the same. Similar interests are cool but I'm honestly down with opposites too.

skype - sidhegrove

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>>22731470
is that a template
ON MY NO TEMPLATE THREAD

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>>22729525
What I fit:
>short
>near 20
>dork (normie face but dork soul)

what I don't fit:
>not chubby, gained a little weight recently but I don't like it :<
>don't know how to paint (but I think it's really cool that you do)
>don't read comics/books

kinda:
>vidya
only a few
>kinda brown (white + native brazilian)
I'm very pale though.
>artist
lol not really but I like to draw shit on paint sometimes (pic related)

I like the little you wrote about yourself so I'm going to leave it up to you:
kik - metalhorn96
http://steamcommunity.com/id/JujuAndBilbo/
(+ some pirated games not on steam)

>>22731835
dont forget to tell him you are a fucking lunatic who freaks out on people over nothing

>>22731851
*you're* the fucking insane person holy shit

>>22727012
Why are you so far away?!

>>22728477

tfw perfect man

>>22731088
I guess we're more numerous than we assumed.
Nice dubs, by the way.
>>22731835
>>22731851
>>22731858
haha, classic Q97p+L29 and FMGUiV1v! Can't wait 2 read the next chapter in their compelling will-they-won't-they saga.

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>Should be working right now but instead made this.

>>22728583
You sound like a total cutie, buuuutttt I don't think I could ever fit what you want.

>>22731881
I dunno, why, where are you?!

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If you messaged me last time and I was short with you or we didn't talk much, I'm sorry. Instead If you actually wanna talk, link me your thing or give me your kik or skype and I'll message you. I want to actually have a full, quality conversation with you

>>22732403
>doing something worthwhile with his life
I'm so sorry, that ain't me

(I'm also a bit younger than your age range anyway ^.^; )

>>22732424
THEN WHY ARE YOU RESPONDING

>>22732426
Nothing better to do, anonymous nature of 4chan means acting like an idiot only results in temporary shame, etc.

>>22732403

I thought you died yo, hit a rock and flipped into traffic

But I'm not messaging you again because fuck you pal

>>22732403
If tall,chubby, bearded nerds are your thing, I think I exist. Though I don't have one of these things made up to point you at

>>22732426
I'd hesitate to call that sort of response to the typical "doing something with life", "has aspirations", "a driven person", etc list items a meme, but it is a pretty good joke that makes me smile in internet loser camaraderie every time, so I support it.
>>22732442
This thread is surprisingly contentious so far; someone throw a punch.

>>22732491
>someone throw a punch
How dare you suggest i'm violent enough to resort to primitive pugilism!

Have at you!

>>22732507
City boy with yer fancy words!

En garde!

>>22732491
You're a faggot, but you're my kind of faggot

I know a lot of girls like "driven people" and such, but I'm way too easygoing and... overanalytical? for that, so I guess it's not entirely dishonest to say that. But jeez, I see that "requirement" a lot.

>>22726907
I want a girl who likes to take drugs withg me from time to time, likes dancing, cuddling and kissing and who makes reasonable, well thought and rational decisions but can also be impulsive.

>No templates please
Thank you based OP for not being a faggot

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>>22732491
>>22732530

yeah man
people take shit way too seriously all the time

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i literally just vomited some words into paint dot net so like ??? idk man
TL;DR big gay baby nerd who is trying to figure out how life works seeks big gay baby nerd for copious amounts of snuggling, and other fun activities. psychopaths need not apply.

>>22728583
H-hey

>>22732403
>Archer
>I'm in.
>Wait, she means the tv show.
>Goddammit.

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??????????????////

>>22732844
sent kik.

>>22732758
Just gonna throw this out there, you seem pretty cool and i fit a lot of what you're looking for. I'm in the US though, so slim if any chance of us being "mates" but i wouldn't mind having a chat and being maybe being friends.

If that's cool, hmu at notbobjohnson on skype.

>>22732898
:^)

>>22732926
i'm all for making friends! i just made a burner skype, and added you on it.

>>22732424
Rest in peace
>>22732442
There's no way that I could have respond to everybody all the time if I tried, and still make it to work or get any sleep. Fuck you too though pal, luv you.
>>22732488
I like beards and things. I can't really message you without a thing to message though.
>>22732842
You mean the old movie? I don't watch a lot of those. Not because I don't like them, but because I don't have a TV.

>>22732993
I don't mean the movie, I mean archery itself.

>>22732999
Oh haha wow. I would totally be into archery. I wanted to do that when I was a kid but I couldn't afford a bow. (I probably still can't afford a bow and lessons.)
Maybe I'll write it down for self Christmas.

>>22732758
I'm like pretty close to what you want. Just in the US. Which is kinda a bummer. I'd still like to talk to you tho. Skype is Gtk1995

>>22732993
I guess I have those.
Kik: rdmqq
Skype: rdmqq23
Take your pick! I can't promise I'll get back to you right away, at work yet

>>22732758
Wait, if I'm the one on the left, that means you are not a grill?
> tfw no qt 3.14 with matching Sonic the hedgehog shoes

>>22733050
oh fuck lmao i meant right. i'm not awake lmao pls don't judge

the sanic shoes are for going fast

>22733037
added you too!

>>22726907
Hey OP, you seem like a nice guy and we share similar interests. I'm mtf but don't think I look so much feminine though. Maybe I can send you face pic for you to judge?

>>22726907
I'm totally riding on this other anon but I'd want to message you too

>>22732758

Hey, I really have no idea if this will work out or not, but I would really love to chat with you and learn a bit more about you.
Sadly I am from Germany...

But still, if you feel like chatting just add me on Skype:
peetro1997g

>>22732993

YOU DIDN'T TRY HARD ENOUGH

>>22733507
That's why I'm doing it this way, so that I have time to talk to everyone and get to know people. I hate only talking for 30 mins one day more than you do

>>22732758
i'm kind of what you want but a wee bit shorter than you and on the other side of the world ; ; sad times.

still, if you want to chat, skype is raptor-jeezus

>>22733756
making friends is always fun though! i added you

>>22732313
Argentina. Is it too far?

>>22732758
Skype is mr.bubbles6838
Pls b frand

>>22732426
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>22734486
Mexico here, I know your pain brah

>>22733058
>>22733098

Kik is AirplaneOtaku

If you insist on skype I need to reinstall it, it was being a dick and I had to delete it. It's the same username though.

Thanks you two :3

Be aware that I'm severely nocturnal... basically a vampire. I'm awake from 9pm to slightly after noon.

>>22732690
Aww stop it you :3c

>>22732758
No wordy infographic from me but I fit yours pretty perfectly.
>>I love passionate and eager, and desu clingy can be a plus in small doses.
>>Life supposedly figured out - in med school. Aiming for a life in emergency medicine with Doctors Without Borders
>>Mix of nerdy and outdoor interests. And travel. Love traveling.
>>Probably not a psychopath
Add me on KngInYLLW for skype

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ehh?

>>22729021

>trans
>radical feminist

Stop fucking up feminism, you dickbearing shitbag.

>>22734773
oh my god i posted to the nontemplate thread please end me

>>22733054
Gib contact so we can go fast senpai

>>22733673

I'm just fucking with you kiddo, you've got a lot of ground to cover either way. Ride hard, turbo

>>22734886
kvally425 on skype, senpai

>>22734714
added

>>22734498
you too!

>been browsing these threads for over a year
>have yet to find a female who would want me
just

>>22735053
Maybe if you made one of these pictures it would help?

>>22735053
Make a picture
>>22734906
I know. I don't really know what you mean by that but okay.
>>22734630
Very added

>>22735064
no one ever replies anyway, hardly any females too

My ideal mate is somewhere between 20-30. Physically the only attribute I always look for is eyes, though not necessarily their color but more their shape and fire so to speak.Other than that I seem to have a preference for darker hair. (Red>Black>Brown>Blonde) What I'm more interested in however is who they are as a person. They know a bit about a bunch of things, so our conversations never just end in "I don't know.". She has an actual desire for knowledge, looking up things when she doesn't know it, even if they're not immediately important. Opinionated, the kind of girl people who can't stand to be challenged or questioned call too much to handle or say she has too much of an attitude. She puts a lot of weight on the importance of friends and family, as loyalty and honesty are the two major traits that are non negotiable. I don't care if you watch weird stuff, even if you have a guilty pleasure for MTV reality TV or something, but do read a bit even if it's light reading. I like the thought of sitting in bed and reading/talking like an older couple. No drama, or at least no unnecessary drama. I don't need things to be more complicated for the sake of it. Be frank and earnest with me. I don't want a persona, just someone that can be themselves around me and that I can be myself around as well.


I am a 24 year old male, currently working and dealing with admission to try and get back to school for Engineering. Have my own place, moved out when I was 16. I'm logical but empathetic. Firmly believe that few people do evil or wrong purposely, but simply have a skewed perception of reality and think they are doing what they believe is best. Arguing should merely be discussing different stand points. As long as you manage to both disprove mine and prove yours? I'm perfectly willing to change those. I drink socially, smoke weed regularly since it helps me battle insomnia. Physically I'm a 6'3" Puerto Rican with dark hair and eyes. Leader, not a follower. Skype/Kik

Can't green text because only lurk
Me: 19, female, 5'10 curvy/chubby body, white, one tattoo, nose and ears pierced, want more of both. Planning on going to school to become a midwife. Casual sci-fi fantasy nerd; Battlestar Galactica, Terra Nova, Firefly, Stargate, etc. Enjoy some vidya, Big fan of Elder Dragon Highlander format of Magic the Gathering ( I have four decks)
Submissive/little, really inexperienced but motivated. idk what else to say.
You: 19+ (older is better because daddy kink but under 30), white, taller than 6 ft, I like brown hair, and beards. Fan of tattoos but not spacers. Must also be nerdy, similarly or differently but open to trying my stuff and introducing me to yours. Must be sexually dominant, a daddy, understanding of my inexperience.
Must like dogs, and animals in general. Any body that is in neither of the extremes. Must actually like my body type.
Honestly hit me up to chat or whatever. I live in Ontario, 705 area so reply in my area and like we can kik or whatever

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I found a really cool doll maker website.

Guess where my evening went.

>>22735565
Shame I've got a gf, we would of been perfect together.

That, and I'm British, but still.

>>22735883

Skype: comforting._.sounds

>>22735883
ily

>>22732403
>>22735883
What is that symbol?

>>22736035
It's a witch thing.
>>22736021
wee

>>22731835
>>22731851
What's going on here lol

To metalhorn96, the things you don't fit honestly don't matter, just little things that I like. I'm making a kik now.

>>22735883
Do you do anal?

>>22736042
>It's a witch thing.
What? This is all I could find related to the symbol: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moog_Music
It doesn't appear to have any connection to witchcraft. What am I missing?

>>22736072
it's a fourfold curse of the east

>>22735883
whee we talked on kik before my skypes zomfgohnoes :D

>>22732403
Somebody pointed this out to me. My old chart says I'm 20. That's a typo, I'm 21.
Also the short part in this >>22735883 is supposed to be asteriskted. *

Avoiding confusing hopefully

>>22736130
EXPLAIN THIS >>22736072
I still don't understand
and I want a qt3.14 witch waifu

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h-here I go!

>>22735883
Do you have kik?

>>22729021
What the fuck is a left-wing anarchist?

>>22736138
maybe you're just not witch enough to understand
>>22736300
yahuh. I'll add you

>>22736376
>maybe you're just not witch enough to understand
I misspoke. I should have said "I still don't know what it means" because knowledge is very different from understanding. I lack knowledge, but given the knowledge, I will probably understand. So please impart your knowledge unto me.

>>22736393
it's the Moog synthesizers logo. I like moogs. they sound good.

>>22736397
You said it has to do with witchcraft, you fucking nigger!

>>22736409
Haha you believed it though
>>22736412
I'll add

>>22736423
Because it looks runic and you claim to be a witch, yes, I believed you. But are you and p2d46oWR actually the same person? IDs changing makes sense, but ID changing then reverting to the previous ID only makes sense if you are switching between two devices.

>>22736429
Note on my image the asterisk*
*In my dreams (at the bottom)

Yeah that's my phone

>>22736432
>implying you're not actually a witch and adding the asterisk to trick people into thinking that you're not actually a witch

>>22736436
You'll never find my book of spells

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i am not as abrasive as this makes me out to be?
i think????

>>22736439
That's okay, because my spells are more powerful~

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>>22736441
Lightning bolt!!
LIGHTNING BOLT!!

>>22736597
pretty good band tbqh

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>>22736609

Don't mind me, Just shitposting at 4:30 am

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W-where are all the anons?

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>>22728671
>He likes feminism

Get your shit together, man.

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me:
25/m
tall
yellow
plays games
reads comics/manga
watches cartoons/anime/comic related television/occasionally drama stuff
not particularly good at anything
wants to learn everything
listens to a lot of different kinds of music
does not know how to socially interact within people's comfort zone

looking for:
someone similar in age and personality of opposite sex.

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>>22736920
Also, apparently too dumb to post contact.
kik:maosxi

>>22735565
>>22735565


You sound amazing anon, I am also from Ontario, 519 specifically.

Add me to kik/skype if you are still around.

kik: KikAllTheThings
Skype: throwawayskype12345

>>22735883
Wait are those two anime avatars from the doll maker site you mentioned, because that shit is way 2 high quality and I'm going to need a link. For the record I was at least able to find the site but oh my god they have like a thousand of these things of wildly varying quality; need the specific one that lets me make qt witch + cool dude.

Also what does being in an online band entail?

>>22732758
I can personally attest that alcohol isfar, far more dangerous than cocaine or mdma.

>>22737295
Yeah they're on that site. I don't remember exactly where. Don't copy me though, that would be lame! Use different ones totally though.
I just clicked through until I found ones I liked desu.

I've done online band things before, usually it's bouncing an audio file back and forth with added overdubs, or sharing a project file. I hear that Bitwig lets two people edit one project file over the internet in real time.

>>22737315
Hey, if people like me didn't steal great ideas, where would this country even be right now?

Sounds p. cool. I am pretty much always looking to do music shit, since I'm kinda whatever at my current instruments, and it seems like a good way to improve aside from also being too much fun. Send me an e-mail if you ever feel like putting cool synths over an experimental (poorly played) and lo-fi (poorly recorded) drum beat.

>>22737380
You have a soundcloud right? That's what we usually use. It has a messenger and everything. https://soundcloud.com/dimlady

>>22737462
I do, actually, but I am a little embarrassed by the old stuff that's on it, so I'll just make a new one. I'll send you a message once that's up.

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Just email me

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24/m/USA, MD

Also looking for new friends, so even if you're not near by, feel free to shoot me a message.

>>22731779
>>22731779


Whoops, my bad. I didnt care to pay attention

F 23 bi
Large hips, tiny waist, brown hair, small breasts, blue eyes.

Likes the outdoors, vidya games, board games, sci-fi, history, cooking and pampering

Student

You: male or female 28+
In shape, has career, very serious but not humorless. Smarter than me. Smells nice. Brown hair. Green eyes. Will be my daddy/mommy. Control my life like an over bearing parent. Be willing to go on spontaneous adventures of my choosing. Not afraid to leave the house. Extrovert to my introvert.

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>>22739918
M/27/VT

Outdoorsy career minded gent.

Possibly looking for a couple?

I'm looking for a super cute gay/bi guy under 5'8 and younger than 35. Any race and any location is fine. FTMs are cool too. I only have Skype, no Kik or Snapchat, but let me know if you're interested and we'll go from there.

>>22739940
I have a pretty specific fantasy, and wouldn't want to have both a female and male at the same time.

>>22740031
Where are you from?

>>22739918

I fit this.

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>>22735883
Hey Girrl!
That picture you got and all the words is verbatim me (except I have my winter beard). DMing 3.5 since middle school. I will occupy as much of your time as you'll allow me. I've certainly got flaws but I am pretty confident I qualify as gorgeous if that pic is your type. A response would make my week. Also I love Bob's Burgers.

skype: tadder.roosa

>>22732403
nick.kyuss

>>22736439
I want to talk to you mainly to ask about and explore that witch thing you have going on. scourgekammer

>>22739918
Where do you live?

>>22735883
nick.kyuss
skype

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I suck at drawing so there's no pictures, but use your imagination
Skype is net2700 btw

>>22737380
>implying that we all live in the same country
please don't tell me you're talking about
>fatass murica

>>22732758
I'm in the US, but if you want to be friends my Skype is Winstoncurlyfries

>>22739989
kik? skype?
you sound cool!

>>22735883
Do you have Skype or kik or what? I love table top games and I got a lot of the other stuff you want as well

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Too lazy for that template stuff

Me:
male/19/Ohio
straightish, not into guys but transwomen are k
Im NEET as fuck
Vidya, i jump from ARK, League, Warframe, From the depths
im chubby
im also sure im pretty autistic, and have a horrible time trying to conversate with people i dont know
kinda nerdy
Huge fucking bionicle lover, if even have one dislike just move on
ive been diaignosed with depression, adhd, anxeity, but i try to hide it often, and due to several issues i had 3 three different jobs, im not able to work
im kinda clingy, and i tend to overreact sometimes and i can be kinda overbearing
i like to be affectionate
im currently doing online schooling for game development/design, kinda forced into it but its something
i can cook when i want to, which is rarely
i like to talk to people over like skype or teamspeak, i hate typing to people alot
im a huge pervert, dont show it often
Not into drugs or drinking, doesnt matter for me
not phyically active
im a hermit, but i do like to go out sometimes
Kinda weeaboo
i try to be funny, rarely do i get a good joke
i like to tease people a bit, but if i hurt your feeling im so fucking sorry

You:
18-25
female/MtF
Must like vidya
Dont have to be super attractive, just not morbidly obese
living close by me maybe, doesnt matter a ton
Must not have a problem with bionicles
must be able to bear with me on alot of stuff
isnt into hardcore drugs
kinda nerdy
must like cuddles
not a "feminist"

thats pretty much it

my contacts
skype:doomerider
kik:parthlock126

A younger, smarter, hotter, more driven version of the person I'm already with.

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>>22740461
I live in the same country as the person I was talking to:
A M E R I C A
M
E
R
I
C
A

>>22739989
if you wanna chill with a computer engineer and go b with me (i FUCKING hate catwalk) hmu

skype fortedahlia

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too lazy to type

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>get life together
>everybody liked me better when I was a NEET

Yeah. What ever. Notice meow take #9999999999999999

>>22741028

Hey, just sent you a request on skype :)

>>22741028
what tablet is this?

im >>22740802

>>22741066
Intuos small. Nothing fancy.
Add me if you want!

>>22741132
i a-added you

>>22741028
You seem nice, but out of area
Got a Tumblr or something? I'd like to see your work
Im currently trying to become an artist and doing Dynamic Sketching practices

>>22741148
I've only been doing art stuff for a year. I'm really not good but I have a page on fb.
just search kuuriri

>>22741147
>>22741058

Where? I've only gotten one request. So..

>>22741166
Ah well we all got to start somewhere
Just gotta get that Millage
Seen a lot worse stuff on here (like me)

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I'm posting this old thing again.

As a courtesy, I have included a skeleton that I drew last night. Please accept this skeleton.

>>22741028
Do you consider Mexico to be in North America?
Also, where do you have your tattoos?

>>22741179
Have you gotten it now?

>>22741212
Mexico is far, but I guess it counts!
Both my thighs, right calf, left wrist, left ring finger, left side of my chest, left underboob area and left foot.

>>22740114
I accidentally your kik
sorri 4 middle of night
p-pls punish me

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>>22741028
Kik name not found, and not sure if i added the right person on skype. It's "kvrisv" right? Because "kurisu" brought up a metric buttload of results.

>>22732758
>tfw I literally fit all of this down to location
>tfw a day late

Oh well. It's not like meeting people on /soc/ ever works out for anyone, right?

>>22742283
Oh please. Go for it! A lot of people are widdled out early on, regardless of the sex of person behind the template

>>22742303
Except she didn't leave contact info.

>>22742310
Leave yours! Most of the people that responded are super far from AUS.

>>22732758
Skype - trento0o0o0 think I fit most of it and I'm in aus

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Feel free to just add or message me wherever you are

>>22742653
Third male veggie here

The fuck is happening
When did we multiply

The carrots are working...

>>22742680
Not sure where you are going with this carrot business, pod person.

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>>22742283
actually I think it worked out for me

>>22742680
I think chickens are cute as fuck

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>>22742775

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GIMP is so fun.

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Me:
19m St. Louis
Bisexual
Play/Watch Hockey
Love vidya (play sm4sh competitively)
Love hiking + camping (going next weekend if you wanna join!)
Very diverse taste in music
I like being cozy
Play the ukulele, bass, and charango
Studying Computers and Philosophy
Smoke the good good occasionally
Love cuddling
I like cute things

You:
>17-24 M or F
>(if M im not too attracted to effeminate/camp gay dudes sorry, and you will be expected to cuddle and watch hockey with me)
>(if F you can be whatever you want as long as you're not obese)
>same general taste in music
>likes vidya or at least tolerates me playing them
>somewhat nearby (3 hours)
>likes hiking
>NEET is not preferred
>likes talking about philosophical topics once and a while
>any religion is dope
>the cooler you are +++++
>If you can skateboard/rollerblade ++++++

My kik is jams1227 :D
And this is a pic of me (warning im possibly cutting all my hair off so you might be able to stop/expedite that process)

>>22741028
i fit everything but the height nooooooo

>>22742283
don't worry you're not late! i check back occasionally, haha. hmu on skype - kvally425

Why write when one can speak.

>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eE6AKzr3XH

Let the hate begin.

Skype;
>bluep0wnd

>>22739989
What's your skype?

>>22739989
You sound fun and I feel like I meet what you put on there. Add me on skype: chachapcha

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me:
>21/m/swe
> 5"4 asian a bit chubby on teh belly side but im working on it
>currently looking for work and also fixing grades to get in uni(stuff happened)
>i love animated shows and anime and manga and starting to get into comics nowadays
>would love binge watching classic movies and anime and video games and what not but i'll probably suck at vidya xD
>im weird and i like puns
>i like fishing and photography and would love to travel as soon as me has le money for it xD
>allergic to cats but i still love them
>loves listening to others
>loves being cuddled sometimes but also enjoy initiating them cuddles(cuddle mode activated)
> i prefer learning to know the person and being comfortable with them before i get into stuff
>would love to have conversations about anime, games show and stuff we like together and maybe find new things in life together too ^_^

you:
>female, 18 above, somewhere near xD
>hopefully likes anime, videogames, animated shows and movies etc
>likes being cuddled or cuddling
>sweet and caring and talkative and have i said likes cuddles?
>understanding, coz i can be a bit childish sometimes...
>petite and active so you can make me just as active as you are xD
>desu im just hoping you like some of the thing i like(mostly vidya and anime and cartoons) and you also like stuff i've never tried so we can do them together! otherwise i wouldnt wish for anything more than that ^_^

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>>22726907
No template.....
>Basics
18F, Upstate NY, College bound and bored tonight!
>Looks
I am chubby to large, it depends on different opinions. Red hair, green eyes, usual red head things.
> Interests?
Literature, critiquing, cinematography, writing, drawing, theatre, volleyball, being silly,music, exploring, learning new languages, vidya, and so much more!
>Wants
I like meeting new friends! I have no preferences! I don't want nudes, or creeps though! I also don't want adds just because I am a girl!
>Contact
Y'all know girls get a lot of adds, so I'm sorry if it takes a little long to get back to you!
sugartiger15 is skype!

>>22743106
I found it anyway but you didn't reply

>>22728671
yo! i was just lurking but you seem cool so i'll reply
18/F/California
5'5" skinny, brown hair brown eyes
I love music a lot! Death Grips NMH and The Strokes to name a few. I'm wearing a Wavves sweater as I type this haha.
Also like lots of cartoons anime and video games. I'm a Biology major hoping to get into marine biology and aquarium science. Jellyfish (the antithesis of skeletons) are my favorite animal, but maybe opposites attract? we shall seeee
skype= arianna-n

>>22744486
I was at the Pacific Aquarium not too long ago. Whole lotta jellyfish related goodness there

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Here I am.

There's so much info to sift through on here..

>Me:
Female, 22, California Grown
Blonde hair, blue eyes, 5'5", average weight (workin' on it)

Pretty dang chill. I'm very go with the flow, hard to upset, maybe a little indecisive.. I guess I'm a little more mentally-masculine. I don't really share my feelings, I'm more of a logical person. I like mostly any form of media, my friends aren't really outdoorsy, but I love nature, just don't really go out there much

You: Male, I have a thing for tall guys and blondes.. Nordic looking guys I guess? Just my type, I can find anyone attractive if they have redeeming features. Talkative, **INTERESTING**. It might sound conceited, but the biggest problem I have with men is they just.. stop talking about anything interesting. I love someone who can hold a conversation, or be comfortable in silence. I hate forced conversation. I'm kind of hard-skinned, it'd be cool to meet someone who can make me want to leave my comfort zone, or can hang with me in the uncomfortable zone, comfortably.

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contact: snapchat lalalettie

>>22745448
You only want guys under 5'9"?

>>22745519
Fucking. Shit.

>>22745519
I meant over. It's late. I'm tired.

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>>22745525
>>22745530

Manlets on suicide watch

>>22736035
>>22735883
pretty sure that's the symbol for moog synthesizers ?

>>22744486
cnidocytes may be the most devious creation which nature has yet devised.

>>22726907
30 Male seeking female. I'm the standard nerd who is shy in some social situations, who prefers a good physics lecture to drinking (I never drink), and who is a straight arrow goody two shoes.

Never wants kids.

Atheist (can ignore minor amount of religiosity).

Gamer. Work as a programmer.

I don't have too many hobby that get me out of the house (mostly D&D and otherwise hanging out with friends), but extremely willing to get out of the house to hang out with gf doing whatever she likes. Similarly, I'm very much a giver in bed, and I aim to please.

skype: purplyone

>>22745432
Where would you prefer to be contacted?

>>22735565

Eh, you'd be my time at an extreme and I'd be yours but, I do the Spartan Challenge every year and I don't want a cheerleader. I'd want somebody that wanted to at least attempt the non-competitive category.

I got into that Dark Matter series after watching it. It felt like Star Trek, meets Firefly, meets Star Wars, meets several novels I've read.

I used to play magic a long time ago with a rush/speed deck if that means anything anymore. Basically beating people before they know what happened. I have a passport and speak non-fluent French but I really don't want to fuck around with that.

>>22746859

*type

>>22745432
What part of california are you in?

I'm >>22728648

>>22741028

Where about in Eh Land are you in?

Dats me >>22729525

>>22728583
you seem really cute.

>>22745448
>not a smoker
>only 19
> no military either

eyyyyyyyyyyy bby

>>22745432
Can you dig it? I can dig it.
>>22728477

tfw no girl from czech republic

>>22739989
Come chat sometime
Skype: beadebaser

>>22741208
>doesn't list own height
>qt must be under 5'9"
So you're 5'9" and embarrassed, right?

me
>male
>likes alot of attention

you
>female
>gives lots of attention


i want to give you a ton of attention and like to recieve a ton of it.

why dont you exist....

little seems to come out of this. But this is me posting 'cause loneliness and to replace an earlier pic foolishly associated with my skype name

24 male Canada

I studied political science/humanities for 3 intermittent years until realizing it was a crock of shit. But I still like being pretentious about it. The Internet's a habit conspiring to ruin my life; I'd just like to find a smart someone and retire to a cabin in the woods. Seeking a supportive personality who likes to think, has opinions and enjoys some playfighting. I can't stand drug users or advocates, and would prefer someone close to my age.Judgmental and I really do hate a lot of the world, it gets silly sometimes. Can we want healthy lifestyles and be ambitious together? I know It's pretty cliche but I really wish somebody actually cared

boards I'm not ashamed of admitting /his/, /k/,/x/

whois.this

>>22750099
guess I didn't upload it. I don't regret that mistake

>>22727012
>In UK
>Male
>Not too bothered about sex
>Very agreeable, reasonable amount of wit (I think? It's hard to judge that sort of thing without asking people)
>I know what I want to do and I'm in uni doing a relevant curse
>Cute dates are fuckin awesome
>Don't smoke
>Only drink socially
>Never touched weed, never intend to
>I like the outdoors (mountains are muh favourite environment)
>Not too photogenic but I don't really mind having photos taken of me

>I'm 18
Fuck, almost

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Actually 22 now, and I'm up to 4 tats. Also gauged.

Kik is dudeitsbee

18/Male/Americlap, specifically Virginian
>College student in the CS department
>Something of a poorfag but working on getting gud at programming for a kickass job in 2 years
>6 feet tall, fat but recently working on it (from 290 to 260 in about 2 or 3 months)
>Moderately introverted, really like physical contact but not opposed to long distance if it's within travelling distance so I could visit you (so North America is preferable)
>Personality is very logical and moderately organized.
>Technically have bipolar disorder, but medicated so it's negligible (you won't notice).
>Boards: /v/, /h/, /b/ occasionally, /lit/ sometimes, /sci/ and /g/
>Interests: programming. technology. science. reading. vidya games and vidya game developing. philosophy. spirituality (agnostic) and politics to a much lesser, but I don't give enough of a fuck to let it dictate who I am at all. I want to get into mangoes and animals (manga and anime) but haven't yet, maybe after I become /fit/.

YOU:
These are preferences, fyi, not hard and fast. But please link to your post in the thread or let me know who you are (generally) so that I know if I'm interested.
>18-21/Female/American from the Eastern US (but I don't care too much, anywhere is fine)
>White or Asian preferred (as that one guy ITT said, I don't care about race, but my dick does)
>If you're obese, you should want to lose weight. Otherwise no. More set in stone than the other rules.
>Preferably somewhat ambitious. introversion is my preference.
>Nerdiness is nice, but not required.
>Shared hobbies are excellent.
But above all, just... but willing to talk to me, since it might take a few emails for me to get a conversation rolling. But once it is, I'd hope it's worth it. 100% satisfaction guarantee or your money back!
I don't have Skype, but will make one if anyone wants. [email protected] suffices as a throwaway, I'll give you my real email from there.
TL DR
>learn to fucking read

>>22741028
Where from Canada? I live in Wisconsin and fit lots of your characteristics

>>22750463
You seem like you could be fun to chat with!

24 year old, hairy, chubby nerd here. Vidja games, tabletop war games, animus. No piercings or tattoos, dress like a bum, but live in the 732!

>>22732403
I'd be interested in talking. This is mine>>22732019, it's up to you.

>>22745448
Ouch. Illinois. Coreman, or some basic training?

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who /wanttodie/ here?

>>22752938
>Please have some kind of severe problem
I have to keep track of how many rotations I make, and perform opposite spins to equalize my rotations to 0 at the end of the day. Is that a problem or just silly?

>>22752993
OCD is a minor problem if one at all. Still adorable though.

>>22735883
am I too late?

bleh, if you're still here add me plz. wuzzle.fantasticly

>>22752938
only when i wake up and go to bed

>>22753072
What if I was like, under your bed eating cake like a real creep?

>>22753072
Know how to make it go away?

>>22753028
technically kinda. I found someone I really like who really likes me and we decide to try an online relationship. I'll still chat with you though

>>22753078
Probably ask for a piece.

>>22753082
Don't sleep, obviously.

>>22753084
>online relationship
>in the span of 2 days

Holy moly please keep us updated on this trainwreck in the thread.

>>22753090
Sounds like a solution to me. Let's not focus on the misery and life by eating cake in bed like pigs

>>22753090
What if it's all the time though?

>>22753096
we've been talking for weeks and just now decided

>>22753112
Phew, that's much better.

>>22753107
allow insanity to take swiftly take over.

>>22753118
Thanks for the advice

>>22753123
Fret not, young one.

Life doesn't exactly get easier, but as you age you develop tools and coping skills to manage.

Be well.

>>22748844
Yes, you discovered my master plan to trick people into talking to me by not mentioning my height.

Is that really a thing? Do people do that? I'll write it on the picture if it's that big a deal.

>>22753175
Don't worry, just say you're 5'10. Noone can notice a 3cm difference and you can just wear shoes to look like you're 5'10 anyway.

>>22732758
>19
>engineering student INTP walking stereotype
>professional neurotic
>not professional but really wish I was musician (will ask you to join my nonexistent band)
>movie/music/tv nerd, quality bantz guaranteed
>brisbane

plz attribute total disregard for spelling and punctuation, exam in 12 hours is going to rek me

methuselah.honeysuckle on skype if you want