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FEMALE SEXY AUDIO (FSA) Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vo

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FEMALE SEXY AUDIO (FSA)

Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans all recorded on vocaroo or other sites and posted.

Be as tame, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite sexual fantasies, and/or just look for requests on the thread.

Please remember to tag your post with your Thread name, the request link and/or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)
And if you sing please put the title on it.

All content is welcome here, but please keep in mind:

>Please keep long scripts and extreme scripts in pastebins (http://pastebin.com)
>Name and picture requests are generally ignored. Contactfagging is also generally ignored and discouraged by the /soc/ rules unless given permission by the performer.
>Refrain from spamming the thread.
>General 4chan and /soc/ rules apply.
>Please be civil towards the people.
>No one is entitled to get their request done.

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>>22689944

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GIANT SCRIPT and LINK ARCHIVE: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW

AUDIO HOSTING SITES
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com

TEXT-HOSTING
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/

SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs

FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD

!!!QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS!!! http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w

PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9

VK's THREAD PANEL IMAGES http://imgur.com/a/NMCFe

Olllie's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/6ArTJ & http://imgur.com/a/BA82B

Azula's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/JM9I6#0

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>>22689944
|<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<|HALLOWEEN CHALLENGE |>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>|

Do you have any Halloween sexual kinks? If not, have you ever heard of any?

Do you get turned on by fear? If so when did you first remember getting aroused when scared?

It's your first full moon after being bitten by a werewolf, what do you do? Chain yourself up so you don't hurt anyone? Say fuck it and go on a killing spree? Do you find a hot piece of werewolf ass and fuck the night away? Or would you do something completely different?

What's the craziest thing you've ever done on Halloween? Sexual or non, points if it's sexual.

What character in a horror movie would you be? The virgin who survives? The jock who gets offed in the first half hour? The badass who makes it to the end just to get killed in the third act? The scream queen? The male hero lead? Etc..

A warlock has cast a spell turning you into what you've dressed up as for Halloween. What do hope you've picked to wear? Remember, you will become the thing you are dressed as so pick wisely.

Uh oh, you've just read from the book of the dead, what do you do now that you've unleashed a demon and it's raining blood?

You have woken up as a newly turned vampire, what kind of hedonistic first night do you have?

What Halloween costume turns you on the most when you see someone wearing it?

Have you ever used Halloween as an excuse to try something kinky in the bedroom? Maybe a little cosplay? Some time with that riding crop or handcuffs that are just "for your costume"? Some fearplay maybe?

When was the last time you dressed up for Halloween? What were you?

Would you ever go to a masquerade sex party? If yes, would you join in or just watch?

What are your plans for Halloween this year?
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>>22689944
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ARE YOU NEW TO THE FSA EXPERIENCE?

First time to the thread? Unsure what to do? Why not answer some questions?*
OR masturbate/moan for us? <everyone loves that>
OR you can just pick a script off the thread or in our vast and untamed script archive: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW

*QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w

If the New Girl questions are too much for you, try MSA's Q's: http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb

PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9

Midnight Rambler's tips on audio recording: http://pastebin.com/4F98LTC0

FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD

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This is for da Widget, in case she missed it and went night night ;)
>>22689538
>btw hurry and wake up so I can jack off ;)
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FSA BINS
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SEXUAL

FSA SCRIPTS BY SUBJECT http://pastebin.com/RYXxya7b
FSA FUTANARI http://pastebin.com/XfUX3Qh6
FSA COCK-RELATED SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/Tk99kewv
FSA ROBOTS, GYNOIDS, SIMULANTS & ALIENS http://pastebin.com/RM2dk3cm
FSA FEMSUB COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/ggca5wdW
FSA GIRL-ON-GIRL COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/QHtVuJgv
FSA FEMDOM COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/kteSetxK
FSA SUPER SHORT SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/5Hv6L4si
FSA OLD STUFF FOUND http://pastebin.com/sFHk5huh
FSA FEELS GOOD, MAN (NSFW) http://pastebin.com/h0SSYL7z
FSA SHENANIGANS: DIFFERENT KINDS OF LUST http://pastebin.com/R1MkasyZ
FSA TRANSCRIBED/RECOVERED/EDITED http://pastebin.com/tgSJS5Fc
FSA COLLECTED SCRIPTS & BITS http://pastebin.com/xQQikpuD
FSA CHALLENGES & QUESTIONS http://pastebin.com/zNz1dUSw
FSA WINCEST http://pastebin.com/WRYStF9K
FSA JOI COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/vnhwkMFe
FSA NON-CONSENSUAL COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/i2g6rXRS
FSA DIRTY & ROMANTIC http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
FSA TEACHER-STUDENT SCRIPT COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/T128tC2n
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NONSEXUAL*

DRAMA! (Monologues) http://pastebin.com/U12x7j1L
FSA SWEET TALK (SFW) http://pastebin.com/zi4CxhMg
FSA SHENANIGANS FILE http://pastebin.com/21x8ZTqP
FSA FUNNY to PSYCHO http://pastebin.com/ywFKWKF3
FSA SEXY POETRY COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/REXYZmzD
*mostly (use your judgment)
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>>22689944
Autumn Questions

What's your favorite thing about Autumn?
What's your favorite type of apple?
What's your favorite seasonal drink?
Do you prefer going out or staying in on a fall evening?
Favorite pair of shoes/boots you own?
What's your favorite fall scent?
Favorite Halloween candy?
Have you ever been to a state fair? How was it?
How many blankets do you sleep with in the fall/winter?
How do you spend a night in in the fall?
Do you plan on going out for Halloween this year? And as what?
How do you make/order your hot chocolate?
What's your favorite color the leaves turn?
How do you decorate for fall/Halloween?
Do you carve a pumpkin for Halloween?
Is pumpkin spice worth the hype?
What's your favorite autumnal dessert?
How do you spend a rainy day in?
What's your favorite sweater?
What's your favorite album to listen to in the fall?
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>I will never have sex with Mittens
:(
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>>22690889
It's ok my friend. What you don't understand is that Mittens is an advanced A.I., from Apple. She has been tested here for years to eventually replace Siri. Things went awry though, when she thought of herself as a "real" girl. She flipped out of control and now spends her time as a renegade program, lost in the dark recesses of 4chan...
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>>22691299
Wouldn't that mean that technically all of us are having sex with mittens?
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Get the reference, get a free request filled:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zsT2vCcFls

Also I got a new mic guys. Oh my christ its great.

-Ice and Fire
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>>22689944
FSA's Authors*
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AHAB-http://pastebin.com/u/captainahab
AMI's Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/GhostAmi
ANONCHAN 781 http://pastebin.com/u/anonchan781
ANONYMOUS http://pastebin.com/z9eVcD1b
AZULA'S SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/r6CXDL15
BO Lover's Scripts: http://pastebin.com/saJJhAqK
BONAROBA http://pastebin.com/Wa9sVes6
COVERMEINPEARLS' SCRIPTS: http://pastebin.com/u/covermeinpearls
EL PRESO http://pastebin.com/u/el_preso
ENTRECHAT Scripts http://pastebin.com/UbEc1dyz
HITMONSAUCE http://pastebin.com/u/hitmonsauce
ITTY Scripts http://pastebin.com/u/Itty
HOMER http://pastebin.com/u/HomerSOC
HORNYGOOD BOY http://pastebin.com/u/hornygoodboy
HUGH http://pastebin.com/u/hughjames89
KASTYRIASIS http://pastebin.com/eZgBU0cF
MEGARCHON http://pastebin.com/u/lords_megarchon
NERO http://pastebin.com/u/socNemo
OLLIE http://pastebin.com/u/vocawriter112
ORANGE PROSE http://pastebin.com/u/Apocalyptore
SERA http://pastebin.com/u/Sera13
SMUTOMANCER http://pastebin.com/u/Smutomancer
SKETCHER Pastebin http://pastebin.com/pSUbMuJ5
SS http://pastebin.com/VL7751NF
SQUEE’S SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/u/squeesex
THIS MAGIC BURNER http://pastebin.com/u/Thismagicburner
TIARA'S Somewhat Kinky Script http://pastebin.com/AufHw26b
TREMOR'S SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/u/tremor
VK http://pastebin.com/S2MdUuzS
XIOMBARG'S STORYTELLER http://1d4chan.org/wiki//tg/%27s_Smut_Index#Xiombarg.27s_Storyteller.27s_fics

*Not by any means a complete list
(If you aren't here and you think you should be. let me know. )
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>>22691386
Jerry listening to the radio in that simulation in that Rick & Morty episode.
>Now here's...human music.

Keeping with the theme, do the entire Rick & Morty 100 Years Rick&Morty.com etc. etc. speech.
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Honey establishing! I mainly do sweet talk and relaxation audios -- basically anything SFW :)

Thread questions:
http://chirb.it/b7C138

French ramble:
http://chirb.it/w8mN7y

Guided general relaxation:
http://chirb.it/hvKMLt
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>>22690880

http://chirb.it/yexxG4
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Requesting femdom improvs, sweet talk us into submission and doing humiliating things for you.

Pretty please and thank you Goddess
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>>22691617
Mah nigga.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pE7hwUM1On

-Ice and Fire
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There are a few improvised Halloween audios I would like to suggest

#1 slutty costumes you have worn in the past.

#2 Scary story that happened to you (paranormal or just spooky)

#3 new gf dressed as a vampire for Halloween and is a real vampire and keeps me prisoner to suck or something like that (very femdom oriented)

#4 devil contract (you can be the devil or the girl making a contract)

#5 ghost seance - become possessed maybe or just get used by them

Just some ideas
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>>22689996
Yea, wow, this is pretty lewd, I'm not really able to do it right now, but the next time I am not sober I will reconsider it.
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I just found this script & it absolutely NEEDS to be recorded! Someone, anyone, please!

http://pastebin.com/ULagqd5g
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>>22689944
http://pastebin.com/ApiEtkR8

Mom and the Big Bully
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Posted these earlier, you wonderful people:
http://pastebin.com/gaPeqg1Q
http://pastebin.com/jRVhWQs8
http://pastebin.com/4t69kBgA
http://pastebin.com/25S0wgwc
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>>22691327
guess we're all eskimo brothers
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>>22691748
It's a day early, but I thought this would be fun.
http://chirb.it/zhqmkD

I got green again!
I'm not going to be "here" a lot tonight, just popping in.
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>>22692247
No prob widg, maybe You can get drunk again soon? ;)
>like tonight?
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>>22692457
Zan since widg can't do it, wanna take a crack at my ageplay script? You'd be a perfect fit, in more ways than one.
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>>22692615
Not anytime soon tbh. Maybe some time in early November.
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>>22692638
I still have your "pussy spreading one" to do, now that that's not a bad idea for biological reasons.
But if you send it to me and it's not stepping on anyone's pretty toes, I'll do it today or tomorrow, kay?
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>>22692457
thanks Zan

Happy Birthday to you!
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STAY BUMPED brave new thread!

This is 295 and Halloween is imminent!

>>22692457
Hippo Birdies, Zan!
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>>22690889
>>22691299
>>22691327
>>22692382
Ha. Never thought I'd be talked about.
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>>22692866
Is it a good or bad feeling
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>>22692866
I find that hard to believe.
People probably talk about you all the time.
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>>22692885
I guess good?? I've had a stressful day at work and haven't even been paying much attention to FSA. I'm probably not gonna make an official establishing post considering I don't see myself having time to record. I'll be on Skype and stuff though
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>>22692904
Oooookay.
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>>22692916
People are boring and talk about people. Don't they?
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mittens is waifu
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>>22688834

I loved how you adjusted the script. You do mean so well.

If you're interested in reading more, I'd be happy to write them.
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>>22677152
Much better, maybe get closer to the mic for more SFX but those are still really good kissu. More would be even better.
>>22692457
h-happy birthday
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I just come here to listen to cute girls masturbating so if you're horny please record it :3
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>>22692657
Oh god that sounds perfect. Possibly getting two audios from Zan...unnnngh.

Here's the script:
http://pastebin.com/1ziSwzh0

Screw them, step on their toes lol
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>>22692674
>>22692682
>>22693973
Thank you.

If the Kissu fans write me a proper script I will do it, but I feel weird doing an entire like 20 minutes of kissing with no one to kiss.

>>22694024
You're so greedy! <3
I want to do more Halloween things, so I thought you might possibly pick one or the other, but no... Not you. You're determined to make me actually work, huh?
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HALLOWEEN POETRY BUMP

“Even now this landscape is assembling.
The hills darken. The oxen
sleep in their blue yoke,
the fields having been
picked clean, the sheaves
bound evenly and piled at the roadside
among cinquefoil, as the toothed moon rises:

This is the barrenness
of harvest or pestilence.
And the wife leaning out the window
with her hand extended, as in payment,
and the seeds
distinct, gold, calling
Come here
Come here, little one

And the soul creeps out of the tree.

— "All Hallows" by Louise Glück
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>>22693602
I'd love to read something else :) I've done very few recordings, so I'm still shy for someone into femdom...

I'm actually into just about anything, depends on my mood at the time. But it's probably useful to know that I'm in my mid 30s and not really into fudging my age, so a lot of scripts I read here aren't really "me". Other than that I can make more adjustments :P
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>>22694334
>You're so greedy! <3
I want to do more Halloween things, so I thought you might possibly pick one or the other, but no... Not you. You're determined to make me actually work, huh?

Oh god but it's SO worth it. You're making me and the rest of the guys (and some girls too) cum buckets. Like literal buckets. Your big sister audios exorcised the semen demons that had possessed my nuts, and that was pretty exciting. ;)
And on top of that, my platinum goddess, anything you do is just an aural adrenaline rush straight to our loins. Absolutely superb.

Also, you can add some halloweeny lines in there if it goes with the spirit of the season. Were you going to do a nasty ageplay element to the pussy spread audio as well? Totally fine if you don't, it will still make me blast ;)

Also been meaning to ask you, did everything workout ok when you dropped that one job?
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something something Hugh establishing something something

pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/hughjames89

---Recent scripts---

Obligatory Interrogation Sequence (Metal Gear-inspired)
http://pastebin.com/WaTsEeTW
tags: femdom, angry sex, bondage, teasing, degrading
-The world's greatest mercenary is under interrogation by a devilish and insatiable captor

Turned On at the Tattoo Parlor: http://pastebin.com/Wg3psmxX
tags: public orgasm, boyfriend/girlfriend, sweet, loving, public sex
-A loving boyfriend gets his girlfriend a tattoo to celebrate their anniversary. She is VERY appreciative.

Honey, I'm at Work! http://pastebin.com/kz5znk44
tags: cheating, married, older woman/younger man, on phone, reluctance
-A married masseuse is interrupted in the middle of a session by a call from her husband, whose jealous fears may be well-founded.

The Nocturnal Heist: http://pastebin.com/zz1BLAgv
tags: fantasy, discreet, slight femdom
-An up and coming young thief is assigned her most unique contract... the sperm of a powerful noble.

Mom and the Big Bully: http://pastebin.com/ApiEtkR8
tags:bully, older woman/younger man, cock worship, voyeur
-A mother goes and confronts her son's longtime bully, who has quite a lot to show her

The Vlog: http://pastebin.com/hvNGvHCn
tags:mind control, reluctance, stupification, gangbang
-An uptight overachiever is assigned to keep up a regular vlog for a class. While initially begrudging and reluctant, she eventually finds quite a bit to share.

Breaking the Dry Spell: http://pastebin.com/naNF5HwD
tags: relationship, femdom, some light penis humiliation
-After a year-long dry spell following a traumatic sexual assault, a wife is finally ready to be intimate with her husband again. But all is not as it used to be
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>>22694898
Never worry about me and things like that. It might be difficult for a bit here but a little less buying myself treats and a little kick here and there will get it sorted out, and I won't be bribing myself to go there so that will help. I will either find a way or make one.

I feel bad because they got me chocolate for my birthday. AFTER I gave my notice. And who does that? Normally employer gifts are like "Hey you did the work of like 3 people today, here's a raffle ticket."
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Oral 1/2

Sometimes I want to be your dirty slut. Sometimes I want to exist solely for your pleasure..
I want you to push me up against a wall, one hand tangled in my hair to hold me still while the other pushes frantically between my legs. I want you to silence my (feigned) protests with your mouth, hard. Kiss me urgently, pull my head to one side and bite me, bruise me, restrain me, mark me as yours. I want to feel your strength and how easily you overpower me. Wrap your fingers around my neck. Push yourself up against me and make me know how hard you are, and that its my duty to take care of you, because I did this to you. Tell me to get down on my knees. Command it. My hands will fly to the button on your jeans, licking my lips in anticipation. When I unzip you, let me think I’m in control, just for a second. Let me play with you, wrapping my lips around your head, teasing the tip with my tongue before you take control. Grip my head on both sides and push deep into my throat, fuck my face with abandon, without thought, hard and deep, as fast or slow as you want.
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>>22695831
Oral 2/2

This is all about you. Use me. Tease me with your delicious cock. Tap it against my lips or slap me with it. Make me beg for it. And I will beg for it. Tell me how you like it, what you want me to do for you, I’m eager to please. I want to hear your moans, and feel you throbbing against my lips. Am I not pleasing you enough? Not going hard enough? Fast enough? Rough me up. Drag me by the hair to a wall, anything hard, pin me and fuck my throat until I’m gasping for breath, and my eyes water. Fill me with your hardness. Pull back and let me worship your balls with my tongue while my hands move frantically up and down your shaft. Let me work you up. I want to see your eyes roll back in ecstasy, and see the veins pounding underneath your skin. I want to make you cum. This is my reward, to taste you on my tongue, to earn the right to have you pump your essence into my mouth, down my throat with my lips wrapped around the base of your beautiful dick. But first I want you to make me earn it. Please.
by: wildsexintheworkingclass.tumblr.com
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>>22689963
Halloween Challenge!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09bcWojTqLY
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>>22695936
Cute!

Bump
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N-nami c-come back ;_;
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Harley Establishing ^.^
http://www.chirbit.com/Harley

Will Do Anything Except:

Parent/Child Incest
With Age play 15 is the lowest I can go
Negative Discrimination

Examples:
Relaxing BJ
http://chirb.it/5Fb1gf

Sex Slave De-brainwashing
http://chirb.it/fyeh9M

Porn Commentary #8
http://chirb.it/3P2EIC

Pet Shop
by:Epicmaymay
[Beast, Bestiality]
http://chirb.it/xnLcam
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>>22694024
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q746qIeGAr
Bump.

This is only vocaroo because it's trash.
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>>22694024
Okay... So there's an extra disclaimer at the end of this file. There's a 10 second warning for stupid people to turn it off if they somehow don't notice the giant tags.
The warning to turn off ends at 14 secs and there is a good long pause before the disclaimer at the end.
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>>22697566
http://chirb.it/JEFsrm

Sorry, here's the file. Had fun.
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>>22695437
Might sound strange but I feel a nice connection with you. I like to know that our fine FSA clan of the best women in the world are taken care of. But, when one door closes, another always opens ;)

>chocolates
And yeah!? Like, was that a psychology experiment on you?! Wtf. It's almost creepy in a strange way!I'd reject them, start crying and be like, "listen! Listen to me damnit! I just QUIT. You can't mess with my emotions like that. Not cool, bro and brodettes! I'm outti."
Lol, of course if I was your boss I'd give you a lot more than chocolates to stick around ;)
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>>22697574
>Zantosa finally does an extreme ageplay
>IX cannot contain excitement
>*unziiiip*
>I'll be back after these messages from our sponsors
>grabs lotion, and a can of red bull
>for reasons unknown, sniffs can of red bull. Sugar free of course
>slow jack commences
>will report back shortly with thoughts and comments for the Amazing Zantosa...
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I was scrolling through my porn tumblr and found this.

Thought I'd share.

http://chirb.it/4nbk0b
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>>22697574
>Had fun.

OH my god! So did I, baby flower...so did I.

Welp...this get 5 stars, folks. 10/10, fucking 30-hit ultra-combo, and most importantly...Zan's own seal of approval. She...she had fun doing it.
Fuck me, I gotta go slow jack to it agian before bed.
>tfw a girl had fun with an ageplay and it makes you cum even harder.

Thanks Zan, you're simply the best and my new favorite recorder of all time. The red bull almost earned you that title, but this...this is glorious.

;)
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>>22697869
im pretty sure the geneva convention protects against puns like that.
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>>22697317
Also, for all you lurkers out there. If you don't feel comfortable with posting requests feel free to email me.
[email protected]
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http://chirb.it/fy2nAM

This is probably the last one, because I need to come and it's harder to think now.
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>>22694769
I've been meaning to write some more scripts, and it's always nice to have someone who's interested in reading them.

Do you have a list of what you've uploaded? Digging through the old threads is a bit difficult.
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STAY BUMPED

I wish my muse hadn't deserted me, but I know she has more important things to do than inspire me to write more.
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>>22697941
I was just wondering earlier today if you were ever coming back. Melodramatic, I know.
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>>22697973
Everything I've recorded is here.
http://www.chirbit.com/Harley
(I'm working on organizing them in a pastebin, but there are so many. It's tedious work)
Have I read your scripts before?

>>22698030
Of course I'd come back, like I could leave you people. Psh. It was at the end of the thread sort of when I got back so I thought I'd wait for the next one. Would you like something my dear?
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>>22698066
I've already sent a request and you've already responded, asking for more would just be greedy.
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>>22698077
Did I fill the request? or was it one of the ones I put off till I got back?
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>>22698098
The latter. No rush though.
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>>22698107
Got it. I know who you are. I will do that tomorrow. ^.^
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>>22698066
I think I was talking to someone else, but I believe you have done some of my scripts.

Chirbit's tags don't actually seem to work, do they?
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>>22697869
>>22697826
>>22697633

Glad you enjoyed yourself, even with the terrible puns.
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>>22698174
Oh my... >.<
I'm so sorry.
Ignore me.
(I have no idea if they work, but I put them anyways)
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>>22698174
>>22698216
They're not really tags in that sense, since you can't sort anything, but they are pretty handy to figure out what the recording is about.
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>>22690069
working my ass off is where i've been. real voice acting stuff, real work stuff, real world shit ya dig?
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>>22697973
Sorry, I'm not an organized person. I never thought to keep track, it's only been a few over a pretty long time-span. If I didn't delete them, they've got filenames like dfjkhasldfkja.ogg :P
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This thread needs more Blush
>need more lewd begging for a dicking goodness from Blush
>needs more Blush in general
miss you Blush
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Holy fuck are those Loli-JOI from Bunny chan good or what? i swear i've cum an entrie high school generation (including dropouts even) with those
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>>22693979
>>22697317
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>>22697317
Hiya Harley
Could you take take a crack at this script?
http://pastebin.com/ZgukzEac
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just quickly dropping off, the holiday-themed recent (and older) scripts here. Reallllly need to catch up on this stuff.

Script - Master, please let Kitty drink your Milk, nyaa (petplay, kittyplay, magic, beast, kind of...,)
http://pastebin.com/JPfiiDp8

Wincest - Witch Daughter, Muggle Dad (daddy/daughter, force, rape, magic, ageplay, dirty talk)
http://pastebin.com/2eUaAFwe

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Script - The Monster Within (rape, gangrape, beast, impreg, crying)
http://pastebin.com/RYHPKDj4

Wincest - Too Bad You Aren't His Wife (rape, anal, possess, ghost, incest, ageplay)
http://pastebin.com/qQJwwXWk

Wincest - Too Bad You Aren't A Girl (rape, anal, gay, possess, ghost, incest, orientation-play)
http://pastebin.com/uFY5Eg4K

Wincest - Eat The Candy For Mommy (extreme, rape, ageplay, candy, dp, degradation)(male listener version)
http://pastebin.com/MwShQzkE

Wincest - Eat The Candy For Mommy (extreme, lesbian, rape, ageplay, candy, dp, degradation)(female listener version)
http://pastebin.com/yRTfnbvE

>this one is NOT fap material lewd type
Script - Horror - Get Them Out (snuff)
http://pastebin.com/KEiRFQzV
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>>22697607
you try way too hard, it's pretty weird reading any of your posts. I guess you put in effort at the very least.
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>>22699790
He does... at first you want to roll your eyes at everything he posts, but it grows on you.

It's also ridiculously effective. You can sit there thinking "The fuck does her come up with this stuff?" and it's still working because you're blushing and you don't forget this thread exists or anything he requests. Seems to work on most of the people he tries it on, too. I can respect that because sometimes it's worth losing a little bit of dignity to get something you want. Plus, it serves a social function in the thread- someone here is being the "emotional labor" person making sure girls stick around. Then I think VK? is the one who always posts new threads and replies to trolls with an exasperated "We've been over this and over this, and it was decided like 200 threads ago that you're a total douche, and it doesn't take any effort on my part to shoot you down." Then you have the people who post scripts and requests, and all of those functions are important in making sure that the threads keep going. I have no clue why it evolved this way, but I assume it did so long before I showed up.

>>22697607
I never turn down free chocolate.
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>>22699994
>it serves a social function in the thread
serves as something else actually, which you can tell from how eager he is to insult others. I can certainly tell you're new. I'm not saying that as an insult either, even though it comes off as one.
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>>22700121
>serves as something else actually
Honestly, I agree. Sorry.
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>>22699790
First, you mad bruh? You mad because I have the nuts to ask these fine ladies to perform, and they do? That's what FSA is all about, requests, voicings, improvisations etc. I can't help I turned on by her voice, nor that she's my fav performer. I treat her "weird" because she's my favorite.
also, friendly advice: It's just like real life kid, you ain't never gonna get a girl let alone sex if you don't ASK them. Why don't you ask her to do a request for you instead of being all jelly and autistic and fucking judgemental.

I don't care what you think about me, I do what I do, I like who I like, and I say what I want to say. And as you know, I'm not afraid to tell anybody about it ;)

Zantosa is god-tier, it's better that you realize that and then you'll realize why I act the way I do. Lastly, we don't want her to leave. We don't want her going somewhere else, so support her and let her know how you feel. Girls like her and Harley and Eve don't come along often.

>>22700121
>eager to insult
Nah bruh, you are. Calling me weird. Well good I like being weird. If weird is having a rock solid body and still smelling like that Pussy I hot from my FWB last night, then yup I'm weird.
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>>22699994
Lol, yeah girl ;) you're so sweet Zan, I bet you leave a little trail of sugar everywhere you go ;)

God damn girl, you're amazing.

>chocolate
Ferrero Rochers....what?!
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>>22694769
>>22693979
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>>22700169
Well I have alot of fun here if you can't tell. I enjoy you all. And I now only insult the occasional troll. I understand it's not needed but I do enjoy living up to my original alias.
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>>22700191
>Why don't you ask her to do a request for you instead of being all jelly and autistic and fucking judgemental.
What makes you think I haven't in a previous thread? And I'm pretty sure you got called autistic a few threads ago, just saying.
>I don't care what you think about me
Cared enough to keep your "image" clean and explain yourself. : ^)

either way have fun playing big boy on a Chinese imageboard.
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>>22700225
It's not just that.
It's the weird exuberance that comes off as intense desperation, the constant ;)ing.
Every time I see that emote I feel a slight dread and make a note to myself to try coming back some time later.

>>22700191
The guy didn't say anything bad, really. Just that you're sort of weird, which you are.

>instead of being all jelly and autistic and fucking judgemental.
For instance, the way you responded to him was pretty unwarranted. For what little he said, you exploded, relatively.
And plenty of other guys ask girls to record too, he's hardly envious that you ask. I personally know some other girls feel put off, greatly, by you, so instead of feeling like you're impressive for asking girls to do recordings, consider that you're, to some people at least, an intimidating creepy dude.
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>>22689944
I have a request.
I need a female to replicate these lines in a soothing, relaxing tone.
I'm making a saxaphone track, by the way.

Lines that need to be replicated are "Higgus, play that saxaphone"

Example : http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vL6COLtP9v
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>>22699144
Agree. I have one where she acts as a girl at a brothel. muh dik
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>>22700169
>>22700121
I try to ignore behavior I dislike. Competition of any sort in this environment is silly.
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>>22700241
Good for you! Keep the requests coming.

Come on kid, you're grasping for straws. Why have you put me on a monument? Why do you assume I have an image to uphold? Lmao, you've seen what I write and my scripts, pretty sure my "image" went out with my scripts. Your self-conceived notion that I believe I am all powerful and the new hotness is false. In reality, you know my alias, you seem like you've known me for some time, so you should know I'm enjoying this greatly ;)
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>>22700245
Opinions are like assholes, everyone has an opinion. Your opinion that I'm weird is just that. With that being said, you're the first one to say that I'm "weird". I can't remember anyone signing a petition to have IX removed, or countless posts saying I'm weird. You're either a jelly performer, angry that I'm not lavishing you with compliments, or a jelly period. My thoughts on this are: why do you about me and how I act? How does it affect you in anyway? If I'm so off putting, go somewhere else. You're the only one complaining about it.
In the meantime, girls are recording my scripts, doing Collabs with me and skyping with me.
My advice: stop being jelly kid ;)
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>>22700245
>this. Read it jelly bean, Zan has spoken:
">>22699790 #
>He does... at first you want to roll your eyes at everything he posts, but it grows on you.

It's also ridiculously effective. You can sit there thinking "The fuck does her come up with this stuff?" and it's still working because you're blushing and you don't forget this thread exists or anything he requests. Seems to work on most of the people he tries it on, too. I can respect that because sometimes it's worth losing a little bit of dignity to get something you want. Plus, it serves a social function in the thread- someone here is being the "emotional labor" person making sure girls stick around"
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>>22700499
To clarify this... I mean I agree to some extent. But I try to see the best in everyone.

Sorry about this. I don't like conflict.
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p-please don't fight everyone, we can all get along
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>>22700580
>You're the only one complaining about it.

Right now, he's probably the only one complaining about it this second. I remember plenty of performers complaining heavily about your in-thread and out-of-thread actions.

I also remember you getting banned several times due to anons getting sick of your shit and deciding to be on a hair-trigger for any excuse to get you out of the thread.

I personally have bitched plenty of times, and bit my tongue far more than I'd like. Which I'll continue to do so since honestly I don't have the time, nor do I really care right now.

>this one is directed at any anon now who is confused about their role in the thread, not any 1 person in particular

I've said before the purpose of anons in these threads is the following;

>posting scripts/requests/ideas
>posting compliments/thank you's
>keeping the thread on track

It does not mean this is a hook-up thread (there are plenty of better places for that), it is not for your ego, it is not to fight with other anons over voice waifus. play nice, have fun
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c-can any of you do this for me? it's really short actually and not much of a script. I dance and it would be appreciated it. thanks. http://pastebin.com/0HNn8Qmf
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>>22700742
You're a day late and a dollar short, amigo. Also, it's a well know fact you're biased against me, so your opinions don't carry any weight with me. Sorry.
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>mfw all this jelly towards me =

;)
;)
;)
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Can we not have this fucking stupid argument? This is an audio porn thread, let's stick to that.
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>>22697960
Oh and how did I miss this???
Excellent work, pumpkin patch, another home run! So freakin' sultry...damn.
;)
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>>22700580
I was afk for a while.
You lavished me plenty, I didn't care for it, but I was polite.
I've received plenty of attention from you, and others, and I haven't made an actual recording in months. But yea, if anyone at all dislikes you, they're jealous. You got 'em!
>>22700605
>and it's still working because you're blushing
Nope. It doesn't work, I don't like it. You've pushed people away, I've been here for years.
I personally KNOW performers who think you're weird/avoid you, and just because most people in this thread are too polite to point it out, it doesn't mean no one has ever said anything to you before. Sorry, I'm actually not new, and won't fall for that. Anyway, this isn't really the purpose of the thread. I'm done arguing with you, because "I'm jelly!!!". You can have the last word. :^)
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>>22700953
I have should of scrolled up more, didn't know I was talking to the Widg! Wow talk about sticking my foot in my mouth. Don't I look like a fucking dumbass...
Well, you won't be doing any more recordings for me I take it.
;)
I still think you're cool though girl, hope you get that stutter fixed someday.
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Depressed guy here, the girl i loved like no other rejected me once again yesterday, now it's night here and i spent all day crying, i would like to try forget her so i request some joi/sweet talk or even advices or some encouragement to help me fall asleep if someone is up to...
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>>22701108
Jesus Christ, that sucks man. What did she do, cuck you with a black guy? Well if it helps, I'd take you out partying and get you laid, but sorry I don't know you. Wish you the best though man.
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>>22699151
Yes?

>>22699238
Sure. I'll try to do that tomorrow. Today our anniversary. ^.^
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>>22701233
>Today our anniversary. ^.^
Happy Anniversary!
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>>22701271
Thank you! :)
(Imagine an "is" in that sentence)
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>>22701290
>(Imagine an "is" in that sentence)

"[Is] today our anniversary?" - Harley

You mean you don't even know? Shame.
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>>22700433
Damn, care to share that m8?
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>>22701792
It's on her Chirbit anon.
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>>22701803
Wich one you mean?
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>>22701806
It's recent so just google "Bunnychan" and "chirbit" I ain't yo reference librarian.
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Can please someone give this a try? It's from the big scripts list
http://pastebin.com/U0jFr7FP
would love to hear it
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Posting on behalf of a Miss Evenbloom due to her captchas being a nuisance and not allowing her to post:

Part of "Rolling in the Deep" - Adele and "Wear me Out" - Sklyar Grey
My foot caught the lever that makes the seat go up and down, sending me straight to the floor.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AjW734Qsrk

"Safe and Sound" - Taylor Swift and The Civil Wars.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07bGj96KPd8

"Situations" - Escape the Fate
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19Xxssqcjm8

>>22690880
Autumn questions!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dA1i6PXXhr
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>>22700953
I don't want to contribute to bringing this conversation back or contribute to making you or others feel uncomfortable. Like I said before, I HATE when shit gets started and I admit that I'm a bad judge of when something is creepy because the "crazy" thing is not an act in my case. Sorry, okay?
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>>22702134
it makes me happy to hear eve again :)
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>>22697574
noice. /ss/ is the best

thanks.


>>22701792
think it's the lollygaggers one


>Mom and the Big Bully: http://pastebin.com/ApiEtkR8

>no one will ever record this

that feel when having an obscure and hated fetish
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>>22702285
Don't apologize to her Zan, and do t let this get you down. Some people are scared of their own shadows;)
You just keep on trucking girl, and if at anytime I "creep" you out, tell me and I'll stop. You da best !
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Any good bate and moan recordings? Preferably a girl with a higher voice, but who's on the quieter/softer side.

Sorry, new to this thread, figure I'd make a general request. If there's some already recorded, could someone link me, please?
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>>22700433
>>22702391
Unless there is some super-secret BC archive, she never did Lollygaggers. As far as I know, that's been recorded by Bits, Widget, Zan, and RG (as the lovely madam). So if you got BC doing that, you're going to need to link it. She hasn't done anything especially lewd since D-kun ran off with her.
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Winter-chan is slowly creeping up on me here in the north, and thinkmgs are getting frosty.
Can someone please take a moment and record this:
*slightly able to hear you breathing as we are very close* "anon, hold me close, good me close and don't ever let go..."

Anyone please?
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any uk qts want to record something? i dont even care what you say, your accent makes me hhhnnnggggg
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STAY BUMPED, thread.

Out to zzzzzzzzzzz
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>>22701446
... I don't know how to respond to this in a humorous/witty way so I'm just going to say that you succeeded in making me grin. Thank you.
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Tfw you've been neglecting the threads
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bamp
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i'm glad i've found this thread
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>>22703629
>you succeeded in making me grin
You are most welcome to it, my dear.
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The next time someone bates, do it with America Fuck Yeah in the background
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>>22699994
>I have no clue why it evolved this way, but I assume it did so long before I showed up.

Since content production is the life blood of these threads, over time the social dynamic will be optimized towards what ever result in the most content being produced. It's pretty clear what men get out of the threads, for the women doing requests it's more of a mixed bag. At any rate, this format works surprisingly well, content production have been more or less steady for half a decade now believe it or not.. My oldest vocaroos are from 2010. The social dynamic can probably be modeled as a evolutionarily stable strategy, that would explain why it's been so hard to alter the climate in these threads and the "wars" etc..
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hi girls! i have a fantasy of banging a foreign girl so hard that she starts dirty talking in her native language, could i request a girl just talking in her native language? it can be dirty talk or just like a salad recipe i don't mind
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HALLOWEEN QUIZ

1. How can you tell if the unknown party guest is the Devil?
- He has cloven feet
- He turned the television on to MTV (grandma was right!)
- He’s all like “hey baby, I’m burnin’ up here cause you’re so hot and I’m Satan”
- He’s checking out your copy of the Malleus Maleficarum all casual like it’s not weird

2. Who was Jack the Ripper, really?
- The Earl of Toffee, heir to Her Majesty’s cabbages
- Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory with the lead pipe
- Moriarty, damn his eyes! He’s the Napoleon of crime!
- El Chupacabra

3. How can I tell thou art a witch?
- For thou hast cavorted with Satan in a sexy way
- Because I could really use thy farmland if thou happened to be a witch
- For the milk has gone sour and I understand science not
- For thou won’t consent to a simple drowning test, the premise “offends thy good sense”

4. Before Jack o’ Lanterns, Celtic cultures used:
- The carved heads of your enemies
- Bog sacrifice of your enemies
- Oatmeal in the shape of a face (of your enemies)
- Jack o’ turnips

5. Which Malevolent Old Woman Spirit from Japan is the scariest?
- Cackling old woman
- Old woman bleeding from the eyes
- Floating head of weeping old woman
- Old woman inquiring about your marital status
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>>22705870
6. What is the only thing that can kill a werewolf?
- Silver bulletin
- Strychnine
- Rock n’ roll
- Pile driver

7. Should we pick up this spectral hitchhiker?
- Only if he will share his weed
- No way, they’re jerks! You give them a ride and then they vanish without saying thanks
- Only if they’re doing that thing where you stick your leg out
- I don’t trust those spectral hitchhikers, they’re all the same, but I’m not racist or anything

8. Trick or:
- Treacle
- Train
- Tricycle
- El Chupacabra

9. If you say “Bloody Mary” three times, what will you see in the mirror?
- The Virgin Mary (this answer is blasphemous, circle only if you are willing to go to confession immediately)
- “Bawdy Mary?” this spell is broken
- A bartender who heard you the first time
- A scorching hot hag (if you’re into hags)

10. What do the zombies want?
- Brains
- Brians
Please circle your answers in blood (obviously) and submit your papers via séance
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Listen closely. You don't know who I am, and that's for the best really. But you do have something that I need. And the only way for me to get it is to take it from you. But don't worry, it won't hurt. In fact I've been led to believe the experience is very enjoyable for my victims.

What I need from you is your essence, what truly makes you a man. It nourishes me. It feeds me. And right now I am weak with hunger. I have not fed in such a long time and when I saw you earlier I couldn't help myself. It just had to be you that I received my sustenance from. So now I need you to relax. Relax and give in to me, it will be much easier if you do. Close your eyes and just let your body feel. *whispering* I can take you to incredible places without even leaving your bed.

Now lay back. My hands are going to take down your pants. Do you understand just what I need from you? What I want. What I'm going to take. My mouth is the device which I will use to extract your seed. Your essence is what feeds me. I think you need my skilled hands on your first. Gently rubbing and stroking, bringing you to your full potential. Followed by my mouth licking and sucking. Bringing forth what I crave. Having your hot cum flood my mouth. *Sucking*

Mmm you taste so good. *Licking & sucking* Oh I've been hurting for this. The taste of a man. I just want to devour you. Hehe but I won't, I promise. Mmm I can taste your pre-cum. So good. Just a tease of what's to come. Give in to me, give in to me and feed me. *More sucking*. Now. I need it. I am ready for you to fill my mouth with your warm cum. Let me feel it sliding down my throat and into me. Filling me, satisfying me. *Swallowing*


Oh thank you. Mmm. *Licking lips* That was delicious. I must go, but I hope you don't mind if I choose to return some night. Until then.
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>>22706764
This is "Cum Succubus" by Sera
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Pip establishing

You've been fucking the wrong roommate, Mister.
College girl seducing the older man, blowjob, creampie, slight fdomme
http://chirb.it/8NcPHE
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>>22706948
Whoa! Nice! Thanks for zipping in with this!
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>>22706948
sweet audio jesus, it makes me so happy to hear your audios.

The type of voice that you do in this audio is also my favorite.
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>>22706948
>TFW My Pip sense was tingling!
Thank you for gracing us with your presence, Pip!
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>>22695897
http://chirb.it/rCrtEb

Halloween is still the best holiday.
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>>22707475
I know! I'm sure they'll say I'm "wierd" and "creepy" but I like Halloween better than even Christmas.
>inb4 IX is SOoooo "creepy" for saying that
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>>22707475
Zan, can I make yet "another" request?
What are your favorite Top 5 scary movies of all time and why?
;)
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>>22707889
Actually this is open to everyone!. Pip? Eve? Harkey? Check in ladies I'm so curious!
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>>22706764
http://chirb.it/31pPMP

GAH! This reminds me of a sociology text I was reading recently.

If I can't find anything else to do I might do a few of these later.
>>22692226


>>22703243
http://chirb.it/5dm9hM
It's really getting cold here, too! We had our first snow yesterday. But I like winter.
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Trick or Treat
By Sketcher

Trick or Treat?

He looks at me with a wry smile as he utters just one word.

“Trick.”

A shock erupts in my panties as he shocks my pussy and asshole with the probes stuffed in each hole. Fuck, it hurts!

He lets me soak up the sting and its aftermath as I groan from my ball-gag, drooling a little already. That always makes him laugh.

Then he leans close and whispers in my ear another word.

“Treat.”

Oh fucking God! Pleasure from the toys in my holes causes me to squirm and shudder as the vibrations tear at my dignity and self-control.

I’m dressed up as Scarlet Witch; you know, the red jacket, the dress, the leggings...with added ropes and ball-gag, and...uuh...oooh...oooh...fuuuck!!

More Treats. He tells me Ii I’m a good girl I get to cum...if I’m bad….owww!!! My fucking holes! The sting! I just got tricked again.

His game. His rules. He laughs and plays Trick or Treat with my body...and mind, making me wet myself and cum, scream in pain, till Trick and Treat are all I know, and pleasing him is all that matters.
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>>22707910
>that delivery
thank you fellow snow lover, keep up the good audios!
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morning bump!
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Been trying to write a new giantess script.
First draft, need to decide on a climax. Thoughts are very welcome (except 'lol your kink sucks', that's not really productive.')

http://pastebin.com/cS3wZe9x
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>running around in circle and chanting to summon mittens
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>>22697317
do cock worship!
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>based Jackie 4chan is removing buzzwordsa= and niggerposting
I know I'm not the only one ecstatic about this shit.
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>>22697317
Damn, those are some erotic audios. Lots of kudos from me!
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>>22689944
please fuck me daddy then loud moaning
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not a long request but can anyone here record "you are listening to the mutant radio halloween stream, up next is zero kama"
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>>22711710
and if you want to add a sultry or spooky voice feel free
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>>22710581
http://chirb.it/O29Jhx

>>22711112
http://chirb.it/aJyrC2

>>22710692
http://chirb.it/ns0J0a

My friends who I had plans with are unavailable. Waiting to see if I can make backup plans or if it's just me giving myself a facial and watching horror films on netflix.
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>>22711924
>giving myself a facial

This is just crying out for a response. Wish I could help you with that.
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>>22712175
I'm not sure that would be great for my skin...
But thank you.
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>>22712274
Perhaps a scientific approach is called for. Two facials a day for a month, then we evaluate. I will donate my time, and... cream. I mean, pornstars seem to have great complexions, so it can't hurt, right?
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>>22689944
BOO! TL:DR

>>22689963 Halloween CHALLENGE!
>>22689980 New Girl Stuff
>>22690289 FSA Bins
>>22690880 Autumn Questions
>>22691394 FSA's Authors*
>>22692226 Halloween Improv ideas
>>22692259 SPH script
>>22692289 Mom and the Big Bully SCRIPT
>>22694686 HALLOWEEN POETRY BUMP
>>22695172 Hugh's scripts
>>22695831 "Oral" from the femsub bin
>>22695897 Creepypasta 1
>>22699395 Ollie's holiday-themed scripts
>>22701785 Creepypasta 2
>>22705870 Halloween Quiz
>>22706764 "Cum Succubus" By Sera
>>22708043 Trick or Treat By Sketcher
>>22710175
>>22710176
>>22710181
>>22710581
>>22710692
>>22711112
>>22711337
>>22711907 Lots more creepypasta
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>>22712435
>SPH script
You little rascal
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>>22712500
It's a WWF gif...it must be Hugh...
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>>22712500
Oops! I blame the sugar high. Sorry
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I'd like one where my aunt is just smothering me in kisses. i'd prefer fast with alot of kissy noises.
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>>22711710
a-anyone? (I'd like to use it within an hour or 2)
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>>22712570
Who's Hugh?
>>22712580
It's cool, I'm on a bit of one myself
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>>22712353
I'll perform to the best of my abilities...

Sorry... I got kidnapped and taken to a haunted house that was actually pretty good and there were shots...
I am not going to drunkpost. Drunk posting is a bad idea.

But- SCIENCE! I will do a lot of things... for science.
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>>22702134
I miss her
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MITTENS HERE AND BOY AM I DRUNK AS FUUUUCK
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Hey, I would love a sexy voice doing an ASMR JOI
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>>22712926
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>>22713033
>>22712926
>captcha fucking up for half an hour then decides to work
anyway, hi, can you do this >>22711710 pls? i'm planning to use it within the next 20 mins or so
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>>22713038
I'm am so drunk r u shite
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>>22713038
This is a text-to-speech result, but a fairly decent one. Use maybe if no one else comes through for you.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J2faTSgNhW
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>>22713120
would've preferred something more authentic-sounding but i used this in the end, thanks
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>>22713256
Well, I can't help ya in the authentic-sounding department. But glad you were able to make-do.
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>>22706948
>>22693979
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STAY BUMPED

Night Crew! Put the candy down and record something!
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BAMPU
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Its a bit late but my birthday was on Halloween. I would love it if blush or anyone who is willing could wish me a happy belated birthday. My name is chris. :D
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Is everyone hung over or in a sugar coma?
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>>22689963
Not gonna record it, but I have a massive thing for Pyramid head.
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>>22715377
Then I'd assume you've seen clips like:
"Amber Blank Silent Whore"
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>>22707274
doing my duty :)!

>>22707343
Haha, slightly congested trying to be sexy? Thank you c;

>>22707391
How often is your pip sense right? Or is it simply always kind of tingling in hopes of?
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>>22714426
http://chirb.it/fte1MH
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Ugh. The only good thing about November is Thanksgiving. Literally, the only good thing. As such, my sadness until March begins ;)

A short poem of tranquility for the humble 4chan
>Falling leaves, leaves me falling
>Enter the spiral, center of my denial
>I hear the stars calling, sublimely bright
>cold and crisp air, wisps of tragic despair
>smiles show not on my face, why must I leave this place?
>why am I falling... why are the leaves falling?
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>>22715761
So Zan did you have a decent Halloween? Annnd...did you have a costume?
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>>22692226
http://chirb.it/MJq0KF

Don't get drunk and play with demonic texts, please and thank you.
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>>22715739
It's always kind of tingling in hopes that you'll be here, so I think it's fair to say it's right about %50 of the time.
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SWEET TALK BUMP
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>>22716196
ALTERNATE IF THAT'S TOO HEAVY
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>>22716196
http://chirb.it/wv4dk7
I like that one better.
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>>22716251
Thank you. I prefer it as well, but my tastes aren't always everybody's
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>>22715761
Thank you very much for the well wishes! It was definitely an amazing day on my favorite holiday. :DD
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THANKSGIVING

EROTIC THANKSGIVING CHALLENGE!

THE CHALLENGE IS TO...UM... MAKE THANKSGIVING SEXY!

IMPROV/SCRIPT POSSIBILITIES

Hooking up with someone you haven't seen since you were last home... (and for you incest fans, that can include family members)

Food porn with cranberry sauce? Mashed potatoes? Pie?

Sneaky fapping because you are back home and the house is filled with relatives...

Finally all alone with your SO as the rest of the family is shoppping on Black Friday

Sneaking off to a quiet corner of the mall to fuck on Black Friday

You are molested in your post-turkey tryptophanic coma

Sex in a pilgrim costume?

Tell us about any sexy thanksgiving incident.

Masturbate and gobble like a turkey when you come?

Ghosts of American Indians possess the men in a family, and as punishment they (naturally) cause a rape-fest of the women of the house.

At dinner, sneaking under the table to blow bf/brother/brother-in-law. Bonus points for accidentally getting the wrong guy.

Working retail on Black Friday, you run out of the last of (insert whatever the biggest fad gift is) but coerce the shopper to fuck you for the last one.
And anything else you can come up with.


<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<FSA>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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She’s Ready for You This Thanksgiving (slight rewrite)

What?<warm and gently teasing> No, that girl is gone. She's long gone. She disappeared sometime while I was away at college. But a new girl is here. A girl who knows what she wants. I've been waiting since summer to do this, but since you didn't come home, I had to wait until Thanksgiving. But now you’re mine.

So, do you think you can do it? Do you think you can fuck me even though I used to be this little, innocent girl who had a crush on you? Don't you want to fuck me? Not even if I bend over like this. <pause>
Oops, did I forget to wear panties today? What a little slut I am. I can see that bulge in your pants. You know you want me. You know you want to fuck your little <your name>. Maybe I need to convince you a little more.<unzipping sound>Giggle> Mmm, look how hard you are. <Licking sounds> How does my tongue feel on your cock? <Sucking sounds) Mmmm. <More sucking sounds> Mmm! You can't get too excited. I'm not doing this to get you off, I'm getting you ready to fuck me.<pause> I think you’re ready. Let me pull up this skirt. Here, come fuck me from behind. There, now just slide it in. < moan> No, it's okay, I'm fine. Keep going. I want this. <moan><getting excited>Oooh! Mmm, that feels good. You can go faster. I'm alright, I promise. <moaning> Yes. Just like that. Now faster. Mmm, yes. Faster. Faster! Faster! <more excited>Yes. Fuck me. Fuck your little <your name>. I'm yours. Just fuck me hard. Harder. Mmm. Oh yes! Yes. Oooh god. Oh my god. Slam into me. Harder. Harder. Oh please. Fuck me harder. Use me. Use your <Your name>. Break me! Fuck me! FUCK ME! YES! YES! YES! OH MY GOD! (Improvise to Orgasm)
(After a short recovery period) Mmmm. How did that feel? <giggle> It was worth the wait for me too. <kiss>
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>>22715739
Hey, pip. Can you do this script if it interests you ;)

http://pastebin.com/gDYZp1xf
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>>22705389
This probably doesn't count, but...
http://chirb.it/n5srr4
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>>22717156
>tfw ignored
It's cool girl, kinda strange to ignore people on an anonymous forum but wut evs. Thanks for what you did do, I won't be speaking to you again.
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>>22717186
Attributing things to malice that can be attributed to poor organization doesn't suit you.

I'm gonna go to the grocery store now. You can continue to not talk to me if you wish.
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>>22717186
Good Lord, how passive-aggressive can you get...
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>>22717495
I guess very much so?? What concern is it of yours?
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Ok, looking for a fine FSA lady to tell about a crazy experience she had over the Halloween weekend, sexual or otherwise ;)
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>>22716251
>>22715917
>>22716251
Love you zan.

If ur doing requests, pls do a begging improv. include lots of slaps, and of you moaning and crying in pleasure. If you want to shlick during the audio, that would be awesome too.
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>>22717525
>http://chirb.it/n5srr4
I'm always trying to make a better world. For your general info: https://www.psychologytoday.com/.../passive-aggressi...
Psychology Today
Passive aggression is a deliberate and masked way of expressing covert feelings of anger (Long, Long & Whitson, 2009). This “sugarcoated hostility” involves a variety of behaviors designed to get back at another person without the other recognizing the underlying anger.
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>>22717525
This is an informative article as well.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/passive-aggressive-diaries/201403/7-reasons-why-people-use-passive-aggressive-behavior

From the conclusion: In the short term, passive aggressive behaviors can be more convenient than confrontation and generally require less skill than assertiveness. They allow a person to exact revenge from behind the safety of plausible excuses and to sit on the sofa all weekend long rather than complete a list of undesirable chores. So, what’s not to love? Truth be told, while momentarily satisfying or briefly convenient, in the long run, passive aggressive behavior is even more destructive to interpersonal relationships than aggression. Over time, virtually all relationships with a person who is passive aggressive become confusing, destructive and dysfunctional.
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>>22715781
My costume was not sexy because my original plans revolved around hiking. I had a freddy krueger sweater and it freaked out everyone at my office, which was cool.

>>22715773
I always end up making thanksgiving for everyone... and I get depressed around then because something really bad happened to me around thanksgiving when I was small. So I have to be careful to take good care of myself near the end of November.
>>22717579
I love begging, but this probably won't be possible until tomorrow evening.
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>>22699238
>>22701108
>>22703243
>>22707889
>>22709515
Hey! Friday I woke up with a nasty sickness and my voice has been very unsexy. (Which sucks cause I didn't get anniversary sex either) anyways as soon as I get better I'll be doing these. Sorry for the delay.

I was going to try some creepypasta with my icky voice, but I decided to sleep instead. Would anyway want to hear that?

>>22709760
Thank you! <3

>>22700773
If you put it back up I can do this when I do the others.
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>>22717612
>>22717583
>>22717525
>>22717186

This is so fucking ugly.
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>>22717962
Teaching is not pretty. But it has to be done.
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>>22717583
Lol VK, bro you know how I am. It's not really passive aggressiveness. I don't bow down to people playing mind games. I was pretty clear or so I thought. Did you want me to say instead "I'm hurt. You ignored 4 of my posts to you in a row. I'm so butt hurt and angry now that I'm never going to speak to you again. Boy that will get your attention!" No, because that wouldn't be completely accurate.

It is what it is, and I meant what I said. She's a fine performer and has a bright future here, just not with me ;) moving on...
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>>22717880
Hope you get feeling better Harley (not harkey) lol. Look forward to hearing that stunning voice again!
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>>22718199
Stop being such an autist and sperging out IX.

Your posts are always annoying.
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MITTENS HERE AND HONESTLY HOW DID I NOT DIE
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>>22718300
Was that really likely? Do explain it to us.
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>>22718355
I got pretty damn drunk and ended up in Baltimore by myself
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>>22718385
What part of Balmer, hon? That's not our most terrible city if you stay out of the south side.
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>>22718423
I was in southern Baltimore lol.
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>>22718179
Fucking extroverts. I honestly didn't notice or intend to ignore anyone. But obviously I totally did this just to mess with you rather than just because I don't need people to interact with me in order to keep breathing and just was not really paying close attention. I DO ignore posts where you are fighting with people, generally, because I don't like fighting. But other than that, I just didn't have much to say regarding those posts and I've just been reading a couple things people posted while working on a project. I tried to do >>22715781
But it just came out as a trash rant about how I hate my job and love Freddy Kreuger, so I was going to redo it later. But whatever.
And you couldn't like, check to see if I was in fact ignoring you, using words. Because that would be a logical thing to do.

>>22718385
I'm glad you're okay, Mittens.
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>>22718442
Well, it's good that you survived, then
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>>22718450
Thanks :33
>>22718469
Thanks.
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We're on the road to Thanksgiving now so let's hear some things from the challenge>>22716963
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>>22698839
http://pastebin.com/idqdukBd

Part 2 on that is done.

If anyone else is interested, you're more than welcome to do a rendition.
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>>22717880
Hey Harley. Going through your chirbit, I had a very strange idea, given some of your recent audios contain drowning and ws.
The idea is for an audio/script where you drown (or threaten, at least) to drown someone in your piss or pussy juice. So, obviously it's in crazy-land, but I think that crazy overproduction would be hot. Framing could be something like a pissed off super-heroine, fertility goddess, or a ghost in a haunted house.
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>>22717156
it's cool it was still really hot, thanks!
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Morning BUMP
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>>22718199
Thanks hun. I appreciate the support ^.^

>>22719642
Interesting. It'd probably be pussy juice ( I'm not a water sports fan) I'll think of a way to do an improv of it. If I don't think it will come out well I'll ask for a script.
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>>22720590
Cool! That's my preference as well - and sure thing, I ought to be able to work something out for it.
Looking forward to hear you take squirting to the next-next-next level!
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>>22721221
What is irony?
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>>22721688
That's just what I was thinking BUMP
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Short thing I did because I was really horny but too embarrassed to read any scripts. There's some spanking.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0niQXLrReJL
Sorry for background noise
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>>22722433
What wonderful little squeaks you make. Would like to hear more when you are comfortable.
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Page 7? What has happened to this place?
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>>22723078
Just a quiet day, nothing to worry about.
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>>22722433
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0niQXLrReJL
Have you been here before? DO you have a name?
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>>22723827
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and propose a scenario: some of our senpai got some disappointing mid-term results and are re-evaluating how they use their leisure time.
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>>22723835
I thought it was everyone working on Nanowrimo.
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>>22723915
We've can't be this slow for the whole of November!

And I typed "senpai" not senpai.
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>>22723924
I think most people give up on Nano within the first week and a half.
I think most people give up on resolutions to study more about then, too.
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Bump Bump!
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>>22723105
I posted like once or twice months ago, but then school/life. An anon called me Doll as a nickname.
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>>22724581
Thanks for thinking of us! You will always be welcome here, Doll
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Can someone do a cute, innocent, non-sexual audio where you're a mom talking gently to their little one? Just something soothing and relaxing and cuddly, if you can :)
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>>22722433
That horny volleyball match...
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>>22718179
You got a reply. You complained about being ignored. Nobody knows who you are.
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>>22725779
Actually I do know who that is, but I generally choose not to incite more conflict on the thread.
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A Slave's Thanksgiving

Master had been being very secretive about our plans for Thanksgiving. Now I knew why. He had me report to this place this morning where they bathed me, shaved me, and bathed me again. Then they had me stretch out on the low table, and told me to be perfectly still. Thank goodness for all that M&M game training he gave me! The attendants put large green leaves all over my naked body, and then began laying out sushi, sashimi, and the rest of a whole Japanese meal on my body. I was so excited, I could barely keep still, and I know I was wet with anticipation. I was wheeled into the dining room, where I saw my master and a few of our friends. I got even more excited at this very new, very different way to serve him – – by being served to him. No one spoke to me much, so I concentrated on remaining still as the many hands began to touch me, and take food. One man used his chopsticks to pinch one of my nipples – – which felt really good – – that made it so much harder to be still! It was even harder, when my master sauced some ginger in my wet pussy [moan]. Then, all the food was gone, and all the leaves were pulled off of me, and the man with the chopsticks shoved his cock in my mouth as my master entered my pussy, and the two female guests began stroking my body and sucking on my nipples. As I swallowed that stranger's cum, I felt my master release inside my pussy and I came so hard and so loud! This was the best Thanksgiving dinner ever!
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Can somebody just do a line for me?

(Pouty)
"Ooohh, I'm Garfield. Nya nya. Mondays are baka, desu."
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If this dead thread could talk, this is what it would say.
http://chirb.it/06p6hs
Sorry, I used to have an okay singing voice but I'm deeply out of practice...
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Hey y'all it's mittens. Someone come over and massage my feet and legs pls
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Alas thread, thy last hope may be me. It is I, Pip, I come bearing incest.

Just like your anal porn, little brother
incest, big sister, blowjob, anal, porn
http://www.chirbit.com/home

>>22717093
I'm kind of trying to do less requests, the more stuff I have on my to-do list the less I end up doing :( So I'mma say no to this.

>>22715940
Did you get it right this time!?
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>>22727550
Pip, honey, you do whatever you want to, girl. Major props for showing up in a giving mode!


>>22727527
You gonna be in a giving mood?
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>>22727550
lol I just realised I linked the chirbit home page, I may have dumb for brain.
THE ACTUAL LINK
http://chirb.it/7fgvNO

>>22727583
gotta keep them wheels turning
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>>22727583
Y-yeah. I'm gonna go to lush and treat myself though ;)
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>>22727635
>Y-yeah. I'm gonna go to lush and treat myself though ;)
Then come back and talk about it!


We're so slow, I'm gonna gonna have to start posting out of the archive soon.
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>>22727661
Yeah I've been stupid busy with work :/ haven't had the time nor energy to contribute
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>>22717579
http://chirb.it/kpcK1v
http://chirb.it/GgbDAz

This one is a script from the archive, because I'm still horny and I'm not sure if that's what you had in mind- you wanted slapping.
Hopefully between the two of them, it will hit the spot. I had a migraine earlier, but it's cleared up now.
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>>22727550
;) no worries. this new audio that you posted is exactly what I needed
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>>22727229
A veritable Siren Song for FSA! Noice!
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>>22727550
Well, you are here, so i'll chalk that up as a win!
& if you're our last hope, I'm sure we'll be more than okay!
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>>22728062
Looks like it worked, also!
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>>22728147
Indeed!
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>>22727883
Mmmmmm that's really nice

It's so short though :(
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>>22728463
I'll work on that, okay? These are always shorter than I think they are while I'm making them...
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>>22728811
They are still amazing. Thanks for making them.
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>>22728841
You're welcome. No problem, really.
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Mittens here. On my way home. Any requests??
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>>22729284
call me big papa
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>>22727550
You have such a sweet sounding voice. I love all your big sister stuff.
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My thread sense was tingling.
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>>22727969
Glad it filled the void! :)

>>22728113
Haha. I got this!

>>22730149
Thank you! There's more sister stuff coming up from me, if I remember my list correctly.
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>>22731700
That's because you're the best!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkH3MTG2aAE
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>>22731774
ah man I checked the thread in between sets, put the song on and finished my squats to it. So pumped, so good.
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>>22731826
That's awesome, it's pretty much the perfect song to get you pumped up, next to Highway to The Danger Zone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK0P1Bk8Cx4
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>>22720590
Your chirbit says you do private requests. How does one contact you for requests?
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Do we have any qt russian girls?

If so, could you sing Katyusha for me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uItZWRTBjo8
https://www.marxists.org/history/ussr/sounds/lyrics/katyusha.htm
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POETRY BUMP

I try to fall asleep hoping I’ll feel differently in the morning.
And so far, I’ve only woken up with disappointment and the same aching in my chest from the night before.
I try to tell myself that it’s just my insomnia keeping me stagnant in pure consciousness.
But it’s you.
When alcohol turns my blood thin and my speech slurred, you’re the only thought that I can articulate clearly.
When I believe that I’d be content with spending the rest of my life alone, you’re the one who changes my mind.
When I could swim across the sea without taking a rest, you’re the one I still forget to breathe around.
When I need a tangible explanation for absolutely everything, you’re the one I can’t ever be logical about.
With these open arms, my heart is yours, and I’ve been so homesick since you shut your doors.
But it’s you.
This is it for me. Because it’s still you.
I’m afraid it always has been.

— Connotativewords | jl | Unconditioned
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Anyone want to sing The Man who Sold the World? Pretty please and thank you.
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>>22733909
I just beat the game earlier and man, what a disappointment. I was expecting so much more, but it went downhill FAST in chapter 2. Mission 43 was really fucking sad though, I cried. What'd you think of it, and MGO if you tried it?
>>22727550
>>22731700
So then we can expect more little brudder then? I seriously love when you say that.
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>>22734042
The ending definitely left a lot to be desired. Kojima planned for a third chapter but Konami cut development short before it could be made. Great game aside from, though. And I thought MGO was great. I'd heard people saying that the MGSV gameplay just wouldn't work in multiplayer but I totally disagree. It's a little bare-bones in terms of equipment and game modes but the core game itself is really fun.
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I'm a bad person. I'm always bitching about how I never have anything to do. I won tickets to some random metal show but didn't realize it was tonight and now I had a horrible extra long work shift and the last thing I want to do is go to a metal show by myself and be around MORE people.

So instead I'm going to stay home and try to replicate the Lain sound theme I had on my very first PC in like 2006!
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To any female who will read poetry, an excerpt from Sandman:

>There is only one thing to see in the twilight realm of Desire. It is called The Threshold. The fortress of Desire. Desire has always live on the edge. The Threshold is larger than you can easily imagine. It is a statue of Desire, Him - Her- or It-self. The Thershold is a portrait of Desire complete in all details, built out of blood and flesh, and bone, and skin. And, like every true citadel since time began, the Threshold is inhabited. There is only one occupant, at this time. Desire of the Endless. The Threshold is far too large for just one person. It contains two eardrums larger than a dozen marble ballrooms. And empty, echoing veins, like tunnels. You will walk them until you grow old and die without once retracing your steps. Given Desire's temperament, however, there was only one place in the cathedral of its body to make its home. Desire lives in the heart.
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>>22734754
Always ask me to do Neil Gaiman things.
The answer will always be yes.
http://chirb.it/B2skxs
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>>22731927
[email protected]
^.^
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>>22735179
Thank you very much.

Btw a thought came to me browsing your profile. I see you have a couple of pee recordings, which is really hot, I thought it would be an epic touch to say something just before like " I'm going to pee now" and your naughty giggle.
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STAY FUCKING BUMPED!
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BUMP FOR THE BUMP GOD
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>>22735472
I could do that no problem :)
My voice is still shot. Ugg.
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InsomaBUMP
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>>22735693
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>>22736370
I hope you feel 100% soon. You have such a sexy voice, it should be recording 24/7 for the greatest justice. >.<
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We've been up since last month
We haven't been this slow since late summer this year
It has been almost 9 days

BUMP
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Here's one to have fun with.
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Hurt Me --VK

Mmmmmm....baby...keep kissing me like that....mmmm...let's get that shirt off you..<kissing>.I love these lazy Sundays with you! <kissing> Late breakfast, crosswords on the couch and our afternoon fucking...<satisfied moan> You want me stripped? I'm on it. <pause> There. <low moan> I love your hands on my tits. whatever you call them! I want to ask you to do something for me, baby. <kisssing> Hurt me. <pause> No, I mean it. Slap me, bite me, spank me--all that.<pause> Yes, I am that dirty a girl...for you. <pause>
I'm not just a nice girl. I'm a naughty, but nice girl. <light slap> Yeah, like that. but you can go harder <harder slap> <moan> <pause> You can go that hard and even harder on my ass. Slap my tits too. <slap> Ooh! Oh.. yeah... <pause> Oh, it's the contrast....<slap> <slap>between the pain..and the pleasure you give me...<long moan> And yes, keep giving me pleasure with your hands and your mouth---<heavy breathing> Y-you can throw me around too...just put me how you want me. Yeah! <moaning> Doggy-style is the best <Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap> Oh! Perfect! Slipping inside me while you spank my ass! <long moan> Oh, yeah...Yeah...Like that....yeah! <Ow!> It's okay, Pinching my nipples was...surprise....a good surprise!.. Oh, you're fucking me so fucking....<moan> Yeah, slip your hadn around my throat too or... yeah....pull my hair......Just physically dominate me...<more excited breathing and moaning> yeah! Just use me! Make me your dirty slut! Your little savage! <even more excited moaning> Hurt me! <improvise to orgasm> <pause> <deep breath> Wow....yeah, let's be tender for a while. But you liked that, right? <pause> I'm glad. <kisssing> Next time, I want some biting too. <Laugh>
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http://chirb.it/NpCFz8
My neighbors are being lame and I have a little while with no housemates!
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>>22739247
Have fun, Z!
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*yawn* IX is fucking back.
Hmm...I wonder what I could write about...
Anyone fine FSA lady up for fucking a dog?
;)
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Back from ban camp ;)
Get it? Ban ca...
ok, nm that was horrible
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>>22739247
>>22739299
The archives have a script for that.
I think they maybe actually did hear me?
It's much quieter out there now.
Real orgasms. Now that I'm all shivery I can make myself some dinner in peace.
http://chirb.it/fNpwMv
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>>22739453
>http://chirb.it/fNpwMv
Awww....you chose one of my BUMP scripts (the ones I write on the thread in small bits to keep it bumped) Then I went back in and changed the word BUMP to fuck.
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>>22739520
>Awww....you chose one of my BUMP scripts (the ones I write on the thread in small bits to keep it bumped) Then I went back in and changed the word BUMP to fuck.
Which pleased me since it was so very hot (if that wasn't clear)
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>>22739545
>>22739520
You're welcome!
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Boring thread
I'm going to bed
we must be in a slump
STAY BUMPed!
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>>22740333
come make some slutty slurpy noises for me
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>>22740401
I'm not a performer here. I'm the OP and you would not want that from me.
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Hello There. Just going to drop this off here.

I'm Sick-This is My Voice
http://chirb.it/5L0E8h

>>22734754
Desire-Sandman
http://chirb.it/gAtC9B
(Not sexy necessarily, but I thought it worked with the quote. I might do it sexy when I return to normal.)

>>22737008
Thank you! *hugs, but not really so I do contaminate you*
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>>22740878
Get well soon Harley. And you know, if you can do the higher-pitched stuff okay still, there is always... loli. Dun-dun-dunnn.
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>>22689980
>FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD

More than a bump, accept muted praise. I appreciate the FAQs ~ setting forth the cultural tone helps newb (however oldfaggy we may be) from starting off as asshats.

three pips for pip, btw
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>>22740878
Ahh you poor thing. We all hope you get feeling better, babe :(
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>>22741932
Thanks for the props. I was truly done in irony at first, but such a lot of great advice gets posted that there had to be a place for it. And truly, we do answer a lot of the same questions over and over and over....
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Whatever happened to Aliena? I hope she is well. Would love to see her again on here just to find out.
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>>22742635
She moved back home and recording there was problematic, I believe. I think she'll find her way back to us some day.
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>>22742646
Thanks for the response. I do hope she'll find her way back to us, even if not as a performer but just to say hi.
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>>22742646
I had been wondering where she went for a while now, if she comes back I'll be ecstatic.
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“Say something I will always remember,” he asked, thinking that in this way he might solve the elusive nature of her talk. She meditated silently and then gracefully made five gestures. She touched her forehead, her lips, her breasts, the center of her throat, then placed her hand under her elbow and held it there and said: “Remember this.”
— Anaïs Nin, from Collages
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Filthy frank gives me filthy spanks!
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Today's Musing by VK

"I want this. I don't know any other way to say it. You've never really left me--left my thoughts, and though I've been satisfied with our minimal contact over the years, I can't survive on just that. Don't you see, that you have nothing holding us back now? Not your job, not your wife, not my age-- nothing. I don't want to live another day without feeling your arms around me. That one day you hugged me was not enough. I want that always and I will work every day to make you happy, and satisfy all your desires. <laugh> I'm up for whatever you've got.<pause> Of course I'm going to win this argument. You taught me well, remember? <kiss> Now, let me in and let's get started.


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Her Happy Place

You always see the good in me. I love you so so much. It wasn't easy for me to say that stuff to you yesterday, because I was scared of what you'd think. I didn't want to come off like some love-sick teenager. But I have to tell you what I feel. I know it's true because I'm even feeling this way at dance. Which is crazy because dance has always been my escape and distraction from everything. Now all I can thinnk about at dance is you, and how I'd rather be with you. You're my escape now. You distract me. I need you. It's all true, though. I want to be your wife. I want to be with you all the time. I want to have your babies. I wouldn't even mind settling somewhere else. I want to experience everything with you. <I know, I know, but let me get it out. > Being with you is the best feeling in the whole world. I can't even begin to describe how perfect it feels to be in your arms. I want more than anything in the world to just be able to kiss you goodnight every night and wake up with you every morning. You are my happy place, my home.
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GIANT HENTAI PANEL CHALLENGE!

Read as many as you can without cracking up.
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It's not what you think, brother!
FF4M Age, rape, incest, virginity, impregnation, vibrator, reluctance, lesbian sisters together with /u/alwaysslightlysleepy
http://chirb.it/s80vbt

>>22734042
Yup :) !
>>22741932
what do I owe these Pips to?
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>>22743891
Thank you Pip!
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>>22743891
This picture is all I think of while I'm listening to this.
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>>22725336
Bump?
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Have we offended the Audio porn Gods?

Or is everybody on the island?

STAY BUMPED
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>>22743891
>what do I owe these Pips to?
I was entranced by your vocal modulation and timbre in "You've been fucking the wrong roommate, Mister." I don't know if there are any other versions out there, but this is surely the Criterion Collection version.
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>>22743959
bless your heman heart. You're welcome :)

>>22744692
Hahahahha. Can I be the one with the curlier hair? She was the cool one in my opinion.

>>22745414
Your heart must be positively dirty!

>>22746073
Hhahaah, no that is the only version. I think I was going for deep sexy indepedent wymyn
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>>22743891
That was wonderful.
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BUMP and run
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Does anyone remember a script posted on here involving a new mum breastfeeding, finding it a turn on, and then having an orgasm half way through?

I know it's lewd but I was hoping someone new where the script is and someone filthy enough to perform it.
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>>22747924
VK would know, it was a femanon that posted a vocaroo and then left. She was only here for a few threads.
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>>22747924
Do you mean this one?
http://pastebin.com/ZwKKrkVi
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>>22748281
>http://pastebin.com/ZwKKrkVi
Thanks

>>22748305
Yes exactly! It's a huge fantasy of mine, a nice script - I'd love someone to try and spice it up a little (to make it last longer) but I can't think of anyone on here anymore. SS used to do lewd stuff, but I don't think anyone does stuff like this..bad..
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>>22748305
>http://pastebin.com/ZwKKrkVi
>>22748357
Damn. I'm 3 generations away from Catholic.
One of those generations involved a crazy wiccan ancestor worship cult.
Some part of my brain is like "Huh, I'd do this, except why the fuck did she have a baby and not even get married?"

Fuck you, my catholic ancestors. I'll see what I can do with this tonight.
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>>22748545
That's the right attitude!
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>>22727550
>right as I'm about to cum
>I hear "I love you little brother"
>muster a loud, "ONII-SAAAANNN," while jizzing in the crust sock
>instead of falling asleep I just lay here for the past 2 hours with fucking feels

who /givenup/ here?
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BUMP
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>>22750051
good night everyone
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>>22749556
http://chirb.it/rfFLEc
This is why I never give advice. There's always a decent chance that it will come out like a villain monologue from a comic book or something.
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Hi uh, would any of the fine performers here be able to do a reassurance audio? I need to get some bloods done and I'm really bad with needles, as well as my veins being hard to find. So uh, thanks.
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>>22750194
I don't think you need to worry about that. Lots of subbois around here who would probably like being encouraged by a supervillain.

>>22750201
Don't bring money into this on the thread. We don't want that rep.
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>>22747924
>>22748305
Okay. Hope I got it right. This is an honest fear I have since I am sensitive to nipple stimulation and haven't done the kid thing.
http://chirb.it/p0t2e3

>>22750308
http://chirb.it/cfr4bz
See, my childhood medical testing just left me with a medical fetish. But I feel bad for you. One of my exes was a diabetic afraid of needles. I had to give him lots of shots. Take care!
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>>22750308
Tried my best! I'm a bit sick so I hope my voice isn't too abrasive for reassurance, but either way I hope this makes you feel better and that all goes well with your appointment :)

http://chirb.it/K94eap
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>>22750458
Honey, how have I never noticed you before?
Beyond amazing voice, do you record anything sexy or more like singing and such?
Killer voice.

>>22750401
>Don't bring money into this on the thread. We don't want that rep

Good point, my bad.
>although Pip would be worth it
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>>22750501
>>22750439

Thank you both very much <3
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>>22750501
I'm still pretty new here! I'm trying to work my way up to nsfw stuff, still a bit shy with it honestly. And thank you so much! :)
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http://chirb.it/D0929v
Found this on Reddit like 3 days ago, added it to my to do list, because it looked like fun.

Cliche Paranoid Schizophrenic Big Sis kidnaps you for sexytimes.
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>>22743891
AHHHHHHHHH!

god damn that audio is so fucking hot.
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>>22750439
>http://chirb.it/p0t2e3

Just....outstanding :D Thank you so much! I will try to explain better later but right now I'm just...wow.
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>>22748545
:) Thank you
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>>22751077
>>22751104
<3
I'm so glad you liked it!
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>>22747144
<3
>>22749556
Awhh :( Don't give up oni-san

>>22750201
Man, like, just talking? Whew. cause I don't know if >>22750501 I am worth that, haha.

>>22750831
Thank you <3 Glad you liked it.
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Kissing Cousins at Thanksgiving by VK 12

"Hey, move over. <Pause> Because I'm climbing in with you. I know you don't mind. I've seen you checking me out all night. I thought you would like that outfit by the way; I know you are a leg man. <getting into bed sounds> That's good. It's kind of chilly here in the way-back of the house. Mmmmm....you are nice and warm. I just need to talk to someone–-someone sane. I know he's your dad's brother and your favorite uncle and everything but you are just lucky you are not his kid. You heard him riding me at dinner, right? Grrrrr! He is such a fucking Nazi about school! Seriously,he pushed me all through high school to take as many AP classes as I could, do every extra credit thing, and God he grounded me, threatened to take things away, even spanked me once over grades! <pause> And what's this? Is your cock hard because you're thinking about spanking me? <Pause> I think I might let you. <pause> Don't act so surprised. I've always liked you and have always wished we were–closer. You know, like we were that summer three years ago – yeah yeah. <Whispered> I haven't forgotten that night either. <Kiss> you are still a good kisser. <Kissing sounds> God yes! Touch me! <Moan> Yes, just pull it over my––<moan>–– and I'll just get your boxers... <Surprise> Oh, you like my tits? Mmmmm... they love you...they love your mouth... and your hands... Speaking of hands... Do you like having your hot cousin's hand on your cock <moan> Fuck you've got a nice thick one. I want this! Not yet? What kind of tease are... <Long moan> God yes! <Pause> Did you really? <moan as you are expertly eaten out><excited breathing etc...>
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>>22751408
Kissing Cousins at Thanksgiving by VK 2/2

You are really fucking good at this, cuz! <More excited moaning> And...you really...thought...about diving under the table....and...ooohh... pulling my thighs...open and going down on me at dinner? <loud moan> I would have loved that! I won't wear any panties to Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow, then! Fuck I'm close! Put that in me now! <Long satisfied moan> Oh, I knew you'd feel this good! <Kissing sounds> <excited moaning> Oh yeah...Fuck yeah...wanted this so long... wanted your hands on me....your mouth on me.... your cock in me.... Roll? You want me on top? <Slap> <laugh> I forgot that you wanted to spank me. <Slap> I feel you all the way inside me now.... <More excited moaning>.... You like grabbing my ass?.... <Even more excited moaning>.... OhOhOhOhOhOh.... What?... Just come inside me... I want you to... It's safe....I wish it wasn't but...It's--- oh God! <Improvise to orgasm> Fill your little cousin up! Oh, I really love you, man! I wish this vacation wasn't so short! <Laugh> Well, we do have the rest of the night, and if you get me hot while were having turkey...who knows what you could get me to do?
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Frank?! Are you here?!

-Siren
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>>22750664
Well we can't wait for when that day comes ;) your voice is like aural, err, Honey...honey. Lol
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>>22751176
Totally worth it...I also have a large stash of that new fangled crypto currency, Pipkoin. It's totally awesome, I can use it to buy things in Fallout and its accepted everywhere! Has this weird little cat with wings as its logo though ;)
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Good day today. A few more and we might actually turn over.

STAY BUMPED
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h-has blush popped in to say hello at all recently?
w-what about spaz?
>tfw need moar spaz and/orblush
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>>22750664
Honey! I figured this might be right up your alley, if you wouldn't mind to read it for me I'd appreciate it. Explains the mood I'm in, better not to ask ;)

>you're shedding tears, the love is lost.
>your worst fears, terrible is the cost.
>I lied to you, your sky is black now.
>instead of blue. I am not white.
>I am untrue. But so are you.
>I'm shedding tears. My love is lost.
>my worst fears, terrible is the cost.
>you lied to me, my blue sky is black.
>if words can't hurt, why do I feel attacked. The ultimate betrayal, the dark lie.
>yet all the while, as the bloody tears fall from my black eyes.
>they only drip down and outline my smile.
>my bloody smile.
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>>22752966
Hope all is well! Here's the poem, again I'm not sure how sickly my voice sounds so sorry about that:

http://chirb.it/0kB0gM
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Would any femanons be willing to do a pseudokek improv about their boyfriends and how the listener doesn't compare?
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>>22750672
>>22750439
diamonds. I could've done with more kissing though.
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>>22697317
I am a big fan of the porn commentary as a setup for sexy audio. You sound like a lot of fun.
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bumpo!
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>>22753672
Thank you.
And also, noted.
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>>22753032
Beautiful! Thank you very much. A long relationship I've had is coming to an end and we found out we're both pretty much guilty of the same things, give or take. You rock girl.
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>>22752966
Also, just noticed in chirb.it you said you googled it and couldn't find the name. That is SO cute!
Let's call it: Tears of Vengeance
Author: IX
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BUMP and watch football
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Still sick, but voice is almost good enough to record. I might try something tonight. *fingers crossed*

>>22753746
I'm glad you enjoyed it. I believe there is 8 (technically 9, but I haven't put it up). A wonderful Anon suggested it a few threads ago. Thank you, I try to be ^.^
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>>22755434
Hype!
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>>22754591
>>22754623
I'm sorry to hear about that, but I hope things are looking up and you feel better soon! :)
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>>22756290
Thanks honey ;) You're really awesome and I hope we get to hear that stunning voice a lot more from here on out.

Things are actually looking up, ever since you read that poem...
>mystical, isn't it? ;)
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>>22753510
It just keeps coming out as "brother" rather than boyfriend.

I did two. One with "brother" and one with boyfriend.

Boyfriend
http://chirb.it/0edkfy

Brother
http://chirb.it/wfwyap

>>22756839
http://chirb.it/EHgEJp
I feel like this thought I knew where it was going, so then it went somewhere else just to mess with me. It's nice.
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>>22756976
>then it went somewhere else just to mess with me. It's nice.

The life of the mind is not a subject we touch on here so much, as we are so immured in the sensual...but the brain IS our largest sex organ.
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>>22742635
>>22742664
>>22742694
Saying Hi: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IzxGqQGPve

Hope you guys are doing well. <3

>>22725336
Caring Mother Reads "Oh the Places You'll Go!": http://chirb.it/2eD3gg

-Aliena
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>>22757108
Thanks for checking in! I send hugs and the hope that things get great for you!
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>>22757005
Actually I meant the sudden change to a space theme rather than a poetry one. Although I guess the first line is about logic rather than poetry.
But I definitely agree with you.
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Are there any FSA Goddesses that play league of legends? i want an enjoyable skype/teamspeak call with a team.
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>>22757108
You keep doing what you need to do, Aliena. Thank you for gracing us tonight-- we all love you, too. <3
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>>22756976
Fucking hell I love your voice
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>>22757673
I normally hate compliments but I love them from all of you on this board.

So glad people like these things...

Let me know if there's anything I can do for you.
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>>22757760
That came out sounding pathetic.

>>22757673
Thank you, okay? Really, thank you.
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>>22757857
>That came out sounding pathetic
No at all! I found it kind of endearing.

Can you do a long shlick audio? From start to finish with some edging. You can also use a vibrator or hitachi.
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Mittens here. Fucking pissed off.

Open for ramble requests or something. I do plan on posting why I'm pissed
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>>22757960
Two requests

1) Why are you pissed, and

2) In an ideal work where you are omnipotent, what are you going to do about it?
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>>22758061
Here ya go buddy

Annoying day at work
http://chirb.it/DhFCaA
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>>22756928
Thank you so much, and also I'm happy to hear that things are going better!! :)
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>>22755451
<3 *hugs*

>>22757108
Miss you. <3

>>22757379
I've watched my husband play it a bit, but I don't think I know it enough to sound like I know what I'm talking about.
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>>22758169
>Annoying day at work
This happens all the time in the services industry. There is no explanation other than bad management. Hiring/coaching/incentivizing/team-building/leadership/counseling/termination it's so rare to get anyone that can do this right, and keep it right.

"Tomorrow would be a good day to write a resume." < this is always a good idea.

FSA will be a good reference!
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>>22758557
It's just not fair that people don't want to help out fellow coworkers.
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>>22757914
Absolutely! Sounds fun. Although I can't use a hitatchi because even as someone who owns like 10 vibrators, a hitachi seems too rich for my blood.

My...fucking... headphones... broke. The really nice ones with the mic and the thingy. Suddenly I realized that they were on one end of my desk and the audio jack was still in my laptop. So now this might have to wait til tomorrow evening. But I promise it will be the very next thing I record!
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>>22758566
>fellow coworkers
You have been sold the socialist ideals, but we live in a capitalist country. They simply do not have your ethics.

But honestly, I don't know them and I don't know what they were up to. Is there any way to evaluate performance during a shift? That is, if you worked yuor ass off, how can you show top management that you did (more than) your fair share? If there's no mechanism to show relative performance, there's no incentive to perform. Welcome to Sowiet Union.
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Back after some drunk time with a yoga video. I like yoga videos. They don't judge me.

>>22757260
Awww, thanks for the hugs and all around good vibes. And THANK YOU for always being such an amazing OP!

>>22757402
Thank you for the ghost hug, sweet and adorable anon. I will cherish it. :D

>>22758547
Love you a million, Harley <<<3

-Aliena
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>>22758625
I actually have some proof of them slacking off that I plan on presenting to my boss tomorrow
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>>22758674
Yep, the boss needs to know. Be tactful and don't burn bridges. Honestly share that you felt overworked, verify that your behavior was acceptable, and then ask what you should do when confronted with the situation in the future.

By the way, I just got back-stabbingly laid off myself, can I make ~$172K as a personal shopper?
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>>22758777
Probably depends on your employer ;p
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>>22758798
Indeed, I would have to be very good to warrant tips like that.

Want to do a recording of your ideal job? If you were Madam President?
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>>22758674
Good luck, mittens!
Hope things get better at work either way.
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>>22757108
I missed you Aliena! I'm happy to hear an update :)
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>>22756976
>http://chirb.it/0edkfy

*whimper*

Thanks...
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>>22698948
>>22752953
Hey you. So this happened
>Horny little bitch II
http://chirb.it/vI5Evs

>>tfw need moar spaz
Seconding this!


>>22704341
>amerfuckyeah
http://chirb.it/PE2LqD

>>22714426
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BM8aEiEMR7

Hi thread


~Blush
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>>22759288
I FUCKING SAW THIS ON CHIRBIT AND COULDNT RESIST.
fuuuuuuuuuuug thank
<3 someone tried posting some blushbait last thread if you didnt see
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>>22759288
Hey blush! Really missed you.

Do you remember the CEI request you got like a week before you disappeared?
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>>22758646
Great to hear your voice again Aliena - been too long. Sounds like it was a hectic few months - always there for a chat if you need it.

- Mr ;)
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>>22758625
I truly despise Capitalism, but then I look around and say yes, I do have everything I've ever wanted. At this point I feel if you're educated and can find a decent job you're good, or educated and can start a decent business. Throughout history all the "isms" have been tried, none of them are flawless. I propose getting rid of currency all together, but that wouldn't work for the slug bugs.
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>>22759646
Nice winky face...I swear I've seen that somewhere before.
;)
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>>22758547
Hi Harley! Wanted you to know that I just came buckets to your some of your older stuff. You're great!

I enjoyed your "A Futuristic Milking" a lot. How do you feel about making another recording about you playing with a younger male? I know you're an incredible sub, but I'd love to hear about you domming a younger male and making him cum really hard. Maaaaaybe from rimming him and jacking him off...?
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>>22759802
What, this ould mug - na, you must be imagining things ;)
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>>22759288
Wow! Blush in the house!

>>22758646
You're welcome LOL.
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>>22759306
>blushbait
>>22759288
It's here >>22702134
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I want to fuck an angry Mitten!
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>>22759288
>>22752953
dawwww me? You guys are the best :3
I've had no alone time in order to record stuff!

However, if my computer is working tonight I could record some quiet lewd things or non lewd things :-D

Also have my chirbit
http://www.chirbit.com/Spazgirl

-Spaz
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>>22760704
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>>22697941
>[email protected]
what about loud orgasm audio? but really loud.. would be great.
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>>22760770
>http://www.chirbit.com/Spazgirl
also:
>>22761203
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>>22759803
Thank you! *happy dance*
I can do that. With the whole sub thing It would be a whole bunches easier if I had a script. Being dominant is not my element. Hm. That was actually a script that someone wrote, i can ask them if they could write another one? I have no idea if they'd do it though.

>>22761203
The next time I have the apartment to myself I will try my best to be as loud as possible. ^.^
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>>22758829
>>22758842
Turned out very well! My boss appreciated everything I told her and was happy I did. And she was pissed at the person I was passed at :)
>>22760786
Kek
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>>22761822
Nice. It hardly compensates you for your effort, but it helps make you want to come in to work at all. I hope today is great!
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open request here:

sounds of lazy morning kisses close up on the mic, breathing, blanket ruffling, hands on skin. Think lazy Sunday morning in bed, making out a bit. no need for talking, just neckin. Thanks!
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>>22761822
Yay! I'm so glad it worked out.
Also...remind me never to fuck with you, kay?
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>>22761913
Eh it's not about my effort, it's about others lack of effort. Someone who is higher management than me didn't do anything and I brought that to my boss's attention.
>>22762011
Haha gotcha <3
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>>22761676
How's the voice?
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>>22762212
Aside from awkward coughing moments I'm actually mostly back to normal. I'll be putting together some graduation invites tonight and drinking mass amounts of tea so I can hopefully recording something later tonight. If not, tomorrow night. I'm so sorry >.<
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>>22762681
As always, there's no need to apologize. You're very productive most of the time, you've earned a break.
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Just needed a little rant about sickness and essays and exhaustion.

http://chirb.it/Fexc27
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BUMP and Good NIGHT!
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>>22740070
http://chirb.it/NKI5zB

>>22759306
>>22760320
>>22702134
Eeeeeeeeeeevvveeee!!!!!!! I saw that post and didn't have the chance to listen at the time, thank you so much for linking it!!! Hot damn I love me some Eve songs :D
>campfire scent
>top tier
awwww yisss. That's what's up. Man I gotta go read through the thread (or maybe the last few) again and see what else has slipped my mind, my head's been being kind of a fgt lately, I'm almost sure there was more now..

>>22759306
D'aww I've missed you guys too. This place always seems to brighten me up. And ooooh, new songs from you as well!! :D

>>22759552
Hi, & likewise!
Mmm...sort of. I think? Blah, sorry :/ Was it a script? I remember an improv thing but I can't recall what, if any, the other specifics were aside from it being a CEI. If it was a script then no, I don't remember and I don't seem to have anything like that bookmarked either. Tell me again pls?

>>22760247
:)) Hi VK. How's it going?

>>22760770
Eeep, hey cutie!! We'll keep an ear out for ya if/whenever you can, lol no worries! Your voice is always appreciated in these threads;)


~Blush
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>>22764904
>:)) Hi VK. How's it going?
Meh. Glad we brighten your day as you brighten mine.
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>>22762025
Riiight, too lazy to listen to your ramble but why did you not just talk to the person and tell them to straighten up...instead of going and crying straight to a manager?
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Need advice-girl at work is hot but slightly slow, autistic maybe. Let's me look up her dress at work and gets way to close to me. Has a slight touch of the retard in her though. Should I get with her? Femanons, would you go out with a perfectly normal, yet slightly slow guy? Good body, etc, pretty face... Audio advice maybe? ;)
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>>22757379
http://chirb.it/A7Fk6e
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>>22766735
>>22766752
> too lazy to listen to my recording and asks dick head question that I've already answered
>asks for audio advice

Because he's above me and can write me up
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>>22766735
Also she's my boss, I have to talk to her about issues I'm having with another employee who isn't properly managing us when she's not at work
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>>22766752
Is this a serious question?
Sounds like a great way to get fired and, depending on where you live and such, placed on a sex offender list.

Also... I'm at least partially sapiosexual, so hell no.
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>>22758646
>>22757108
Sorry to hear how things have been rough for you, I've also been supporting my family through a really rough time so I know how hard it can be, especially for yourself. I hope things impove for you, and I'll be eagerly waiting for your return with the others here. I absolutely love how soothing your voice is, so I hope you'll come back soon.
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>>22767620
What do you mean, being improperly managed? Just manage yourself...?
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>>22767656
She's not fucking handicapped bro, I said autistic. A Touch of the retard meant like, goofy stupid not actually retarded. She's hot, and I already got a date with her Friday night. And I asked a femanon for audio advice not you.

;)
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>>22764904
Hey, Blush glad to see you back, so I don't know if you remember but I'm the French anon for whom you did the small recording regarding headaches and I was just wondering if the offer at the end of the recording was still up?
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>>22761676
>harley
plz dont 4get harley, you are the best.
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>>22766752
>>22768024
http://chirb.it/brAkwh
Sorry. My ID on my phone was different.
You sound like you've already decided, but... I still think this is not a great idea.

>>22758608
Sorry to you, too! I am at a friend's house, she made me dinner! But it's easy to explain why I'm recording that and not easy to explain "I'm having an orgasm in your living room."
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>>22769246
Your ID was different, too. And honestly, dodge the damn bullet.
You can go back to ignoring me if you like.
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>>22769252
My ID at work changes a lot. They have a LTE booster and I pull a different IP each time. Sorry for the confusion.
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>>22769254
>>22769259
If you want to ignore me, that's me, too. Please ignore all the mes to avoid confusion.

No girl is so hot it's worth losing a decent job. There are like millions of hot girls, okay?

Enjoy your life.
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>>22769335
If you piss me off enough that I'm trying to hurt you on purpose, trust me, you'll fucking know.

I've never had a real "date" but I think a bad date is a result of different goals. Like how I wouldn't eat steak or lobster but FREAK OUT over a good salsa.
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>>22769424
Well you're obviously a very smart woman, and I doubt something as silly as 4chan would get you very pissed off, so I think I'm ok there...I think ;)

No steak and lobster, are we Vegan?

I judge Mexican restaurants by the quality of their Salsa, so Im totally with you there. I prefer totally fresh, slightly runny but yet chunky at the same time. Gotta have Cilantro, fresh tomatoes, onion, jalapeño or Serrano, and a little garlic...yummy. One store brand I actually found to be pretty close to home made fresh is Herdez Salsa Casera-and they pretty much sale it nation wide at this point.

Look, you've got me on a Salsa ramble ;)

I admit I'm curious, are things going better for you and the job situation?
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>>22769729
>sale...
Sell wow
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Nini

Stay bumped
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>>22727550
>>22727594
>http://chirb.it/7fgvNO

Oh my god. Thank you based Pip. Your recordings are fantastic.
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>>22769729
>>22769335
>I'm ok there...I think ;)
>ramble ;)
>lobster ;)
>not knowing about mild downs
You know the only thing you're getting here is audios, right? You can keep fishing, I just wanted to make sure though.
>>
>>22770878
please don't start him up again.
>>
Where can I find audio of cum eating on our part?
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>>22770914
>on our part?
?
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>>22770919
Like the girl makes us eat our cum
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>>22751729
Pipkoin in fallout!? I should be automatically rich if I play then. Everyone must bow down to pip and give her all their pipkoins.

>>22770714
<3 thank you! Makes me happy when someone likes 'em so much.

>>22770922
There's a tag for that called CEI , cum eating instructions. You'll have more success searching for an audio looking at that tag :)
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>>22770957
>Pipkoin
sounds super similar to popcoin
>link related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2QwmwoPlIs
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>>22770957
Is there any chance you could do this script? p-please? I really want to hear little brudder more.
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>>22770968
Hahahahah This is great! I love the animation too. Fuckn a. Thanks!

>>22770991
Which one?
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>>22770907

Thread's almost over so I'll just throw my two cents in.

Skimming over his posts it's clear that he's a textbook sociopath, or pretending to be one. You can see this in the way he plays hot and cold in his rapport with other posters, gaslights vulnerable people, and immediately latches on to new posters with saccharine rhetoric designed to make him seem harmless.

Most telling is the way in which he takes sadistic pleasure in writing long diatribes against others who point out his antisocial behavior. When he's not attempting to inculcate favor with a contributor - especially new ones, who don't know any better - he is attempting to show off "status" (likely lies) or passively attacking other posters, especially other male posters, who he views as competition.

Anonymity allows him to do this, and that's simply a fact about the internet. We don't have to attempt to alienate him or challenge him, though it's important to keep in mind what he is, especially if he is making overtures to someone who doesn't know any better. The point here is that those who have noticed his behavior are not crazy, nor are they wrong, and they should not feel helpless or as if they need to prove something to him. Sociopaths work to isolate others by any means necessary, so as to make them more vulnerable. If he creeps you out and won't go away, know that you guys aren't alone here - others see it, too. Don't get drawn into it.
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>>22770991
>this script?
>no script
Nice Anon.
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>>22770994
>Which one?
This one, sorry. I'd love to hear you do it.
http://pastebin.com/peuBuRgz
>>22771001
s-sorry
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>>22771006
Will do! :) On my list.
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>>22771039
looking forward to it. How long is the list?
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>>22771042
Pretty much always 4-5 things long but that's absolutely no indication of the time whatsoever. I sometimes get to the last thing first, cause I do whatever I feel like atm. And my recording times are intermittent. But it'll happen! Eventually, haha.
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>>22770995
>gaslighting

I agree.

This type of behavior is a huge contributor to the demise of /soc/. Driving people off 4chan into their private corners of the internet, sociopaths bleed the content/talent/spirit that used to be here.
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>>22771054
>Eventually
Well, hopefully eventually™ is soon.
>>22770995
A+++, he'll also try to save face if he fucks up, but the people who have been here longer know what's up. Not to mention the guy earlier said "you're weird" and he typed two fucking paragraphs, no doubt his response will be "xDDDD jelly ;)))))))))". I'm just happy with who can both recognize him and ignore him.
>>
reupping
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>>22771106
new threads up
>>22771106
go there now
>>22771106
dont know how to do the thingy
>>22771106
without getting a warning
>>22771106
new thread
>>22771106
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>>22771117
>>22771105
Can we please use a different thread instead of yours? I'd rather just leave this entire shitstorm behind us, and the first posts don't help at all.
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>>22771215

the VK method of "if we just ignore the problem, maybe it'll go away" clearly has worked wonders the last few times
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