/boob/ - Boob General
>Post, critique, rate and discuss boobs
females only!
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from:>>21568156
First for Bae
nth for velma
>hoseph pls
>>21599886
you're such a goddamn tease, girl.
>>21601146
this. was preparing to jerk off and everything...
>>21595128
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1B6QjcX2mD4
pls reup, spawnie
>>21600279
sideways bae
>>21602370
and just for good measure, upside down bae
>>21602370
oh my. dem bae nipples poking through :3
>>21602379
I actually wish I felt comfortable going out without a bra like this
i would probably have to get those nipple cover thingies in order to not feel weird
>>21602388
Holy mammary glands batman
>>21602388
Why would you feel weird?
People weren't meant to wear bras to begin with.
>>21602388
Why feel weird at all? It's an eyecandy to anyone noticing ;)
>>21602388
Please get comfortable going out like this and have your daily routes cross mine
more more
>>21602391
I understand that on a rational level, and that what random people think shouldn't matter, etc. etc.
but I wouldn't feel comfortable knowing my friends or people I know are thinking about my nipples. I don't even like showing cleavage for that reason, and also I feel like showing less is showing more (typically)
I would maybe do it if I was just going to the grocery store, knawwwmeean?
>>21602403
God you have a lovely ass got anything to grind on
>>21602403
You could maybe start by wearing this dress without any kind of undies ;) Isn't that obvious but still tempting ;)
>>21602406
*skirt..
>>21602388
It's a tragedy that you don't. Peanut smuggling is hot as fuck.
>>21602403
>I don't even like showing cleavage
Another tragedy. I get legitimately sad when girls with big tits cover them up...
>>21602415
It obviously depends on the outfit and the degree of cleavage, but I usually find it looks a lot more attractive on other women if they dress more classy or 'ladylike' and have them covered up but still form-fitted/noticeable. but that's just my personal preference. Like if I could dress like women on Mad Men every day, I would.
I'm not advocating that women should cover up or hide, just stating a preference as far as attraction goes
>>21602405
not especially, sorry man
>>21602428
I'm not totally against the look, and you pull it off super well but I just like seeing titties and cleavage mayne :(
>>21602439
Getting any good dick these days?
>>21602439
Also, we haven't had a good belly pic in a while..
>>21602439
You are gorgeous. Simply gorgeous.
>I might get a Mohawk
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
>>21602439
Like dis but a tongue out cum beg pose
>>21602439
Can you post pic of boobs in bra plz?
>>21602428
Can you take a shot like this with both breast covered likein this picture and with erect nips? These are amazing breasts
>>21602858
I'm sorta on the go, so i can't put on a nicer oen, but here yah go
>>21603154
Jesus Christ. Thank u
>>21603154
>>21602439
>>21602428
>>21602388
>>21602373
>>21602370
Jesus Christ, i didn't know my eyes and pants could bulge so much.
>>21602388
no no no no no no no nooooooooo
go out like this
Has Pearls ever shown a picture of her totally unclothed belly while she was standing? I've only seen it while she's lying down.
>>21603453
Yes, quite recently in fact. Oh, to be able to touch those beautiful curves.. :)
>>21603637
Wow !! i like these boobs !!
>>21603637
That is a great body.
Amazing body, you're a whole lot of woman
>>21603637
i want to lick the sweat from under your boobs
>>21603719
you lack basic reading comprehension skills unless you mean that you want to like the sweat from some man boobs as that is a dude who reposted that pic.
>>21604049
You don't know man.
Hnnng Pearls you're gorgeous. Bump for more.
vote for a pearls vid
>>21603637
Ah, Pearls, that fine mademoiselle. That pumped up living doll, epithome of beauty and on-the-verge-of-chubbiness. I adore that gal.
Have some more for good measure.
>>21606030
I have to stop, I know.
My dear God, she is da shit.
>>21606045
does she have any videos?
>>21606101
>April 2012
I only started posting a little over a year ago, so it's certainly not me
>>21606058
I've done 3 total, I think. but I do tend to be really lazy about posting on /boob/ so my apologies on that front. no plans to do anything other than post photos like a dang casual
>>21606806
u r muh favorite casual bae
>>21606045
so beautiful
>>21606806
You're no casual
bump for domo, havn't seen her big beautiful tits in awhile.
Bump for purpz
>>21606806
You are awesome pearls.
Is it bad I want to see the vids in >>21607110
You're really hot is all.
>>21607113
yes please
>>21607113
>>21607188
i third this
>>21607143
ty ty (not at home; different ID)
I'm pretty sure a few of those aren't even saved on my phone or pc anymore, so I'd be interested in seeing them too, haha
>>21602428
This was awesome to see. Shirt tight and cupping one breast. Amazing.
Spawn is gone. Boob is dead. RIP
>>21607754
Spawn is not gone, she is getting ready for a new set.
Lovely Purpzy seems to be gone, which is very sad, tragic if you ask me.
Domo is getting black dick in all holes.
Rabbit doesn't post that much, neither the new girls.
>mfw I fap to Pearls meanwhile
>>21607110
oh, the treasure
the girls in these threads are always so beautiful, it brings so much joy into my life to see them. i don't care how sad that sounds.
>>21608636
>i don't care how sad that sounds
that's the idea, otherwise most of us would an hero
Good evening, how are we all?
>>21608748
oh hi, glad to see you. whoever you are
requesting more, of course
>>21608748
Right now I'd say intrigued and aroused.
>>21608748
much better now
you going to keep teasing that nipple?
>>21608839
thought i might give the other one a go, though the lights not so good now
>>21609092
Go for it
>>21607110
I need these videos.
>>21608748
That finger is taking the same path my tongue suddenly wants too
Wish they looped better, but im not sure if thats worth doing
Maaan never had two nipple gotten my cock so hard!
>>21609223
Get a little spit on them?
>>21609223
>>21609223
>dat close up
now stand back a little
>>21609223
Damn, and here I haven't rubbed one out in about a week, looks like you're gonna break that streak! :P
>>21609223
Make a clip of you squeezing your boobs?
Can't post with sound -.-
>>21609392
mega.co.nz
mediafire.com
or you could even crosspost from /gif/ which allows sound
>>21609223
you really have beautiful nipples, love the way you play with them
why not get a little rougher with them and show us just how hard they can get?
>>21609223
Can you do webm of you stripping a bra off?
>>21609246
>>21609262
Hows this?
Suddenly getting nasty paranoid thoughts about my dad using this site
>>21609482
can you do that but with a bra on?
>>21609487
Dafuq?
How old is your dad? Is he a creeper?
>>21609419
I don't really like it rough to be honest, so, not their hardest
>>21609610
Hand down panties seems like the next logical step here..
>>21609610
they're perfect -- can you lick one?
/boob/ >>21609619
>>21609610
Holy shit you have my dick begging for your sex. Your incredibly sexy
>>21609639
The emphasis of the thread might be boobs of any shape or size but showing other things is a regular occurence too. Fair enough if you don't want to but this being a "boob only" thread shouldn't be the reason cos it isn't one.
>>21609639
>>21609649
I agree with this anon. Although this is a boob thread I am extremely interested in exploring the entirety of your greatness. Especially your ass.
lol, maybe
any girls lurking though?
>>21609693
Do you have any toys you can rub your nipples with?
>>21609631
I can but i think it just looks weird
>>21609755
Well just spit on one or apply lotion and rub it in for us
>>21609761
and the spitings weirder, creeps me out when they do it in porn
>>21609761
Second this
>>21609769
Then do some lotion, please.
like a sexy lizard or something, i dont know what ever your into
>>21609787
I would rather you rub in some lotion.
>>21609787
On all fours so so they hang down, shake that upper body so they jiggle for us
>>21609787
Wow you are such a sexy little slut, seeing those perfect tits makes my cock rock solid
>>21609806
a lot of fun you are
>>21609488
>>21609806
Rub ice on your nips please?
>>21609854
Slide a hand under the bra and do the same?
>>21609857
now that anon, i do like.
but it means going down stairs :(
>>21609869
It's worry it if you and I both like it?
>>21609866
Hot one
my computer is over heating
>>21609944
Well that sucks.
If you're able to do one more, can you start the same way as the last one, but pull the boob out at the end?
>>21609944
can you take your bra off and smash you tits together like you're trying to break a nut?
geez computer is dead
>>21609619
>>21609649
>>21609674
main problem was, not wearing 'panties'
keeps saying audio not alowed, but i redid it, there is no audio
Well i gestate it, night
Guess that's -.- tired
Good morning
>>21612952
>>21612953
>>21612954
TIMEstamp or gtfo
>>21612959
>>21612997
Nice bewbies
>>21612997
Wow good morning!!! Giving me that morning wood!!
>>21612953
wow. good morning. how are you?
>>21612953
Hey there
>>21612953
More of those lips and tits, please.
>>21613006
>>21613011
>>21613017
>>21613019
Thanks! I'm good
>>21613041
pads or tampons? which?
>>21613041
be my gf?
I swear I'm not like the rest of the thirsty guys on /soc/!
>tfw no gf
>>21613041
those are perfect. would love to see more of your mouth too.
>>21613041
Could you squeeze something between those?
>>21613041
How are you cutie
>>21613040
>>21613055
Ok!
>>21613053 haha ;)
>>21613070
Are you that girl that posts in the rate threads sometimes?
>>21613070
so hot. do you think you could put a finger or two in between those lips?
>>21613070
alright I can tell what you need. I'm gonna make you my little fuck toy. You want me to pin you down and fuck that little pussy, huh baby girl?
[spoiler]tfw no gf to get nasty with[/spoiler]
>>21613070
On this day 4chan was blessed by this angel
>>21613079 Sometimes, yes
>>21613094
>>21613100
>>21613110 Thanks :) A pleasure
>>21613129
have anything of you sucking or fucking another person?
>>21613129
thanks. :) i wonder how those look bent over a little...
>>21613129
Have any toys you can suck on with those gorgeous lips for us?
>>21613148
Fuck off, no contactfagging
>>21613148 No, sorry
>>21613156 yes, one second
>>21613197
holy fuck. hottest picture i've seen in a while. how far can you fit that in?
>>21613129
>>21613197
wow, your're hot. pinch those cute nipples.
>>21613197
fffffuck thats hot!! stuff it down your throat and take a pic of that shit for us
>>21613197
can you lick your nipples?
>>21613065
good morning, qt
>>21613206
Thanks!
>>21613213
>>21613240
i hope your other hand is touching yourself right now because you're getting me off in a really good way this morning.
>>21613222
Yes! I love it
>>21613255
that tongue <3. could you open your mouth as wide as you can and stick your tongue out?
>>21613197
That's really delicious, think you could take a titty-fucking type pic like that with you on your back?
>>21613255
How does it feel to have the power of making a bunch of guys lust after you like this?
>>21613381
Haha, Well , it's just the body, if someone likes it, I'm happy.
>>21613320
>>21613368
Thanks, I will come back later or another day, thanks darlings!
>>21613440
fuck off, no contactfagging
>>21613423
Glad to see you're starting to stay longer and post more/do more requests. Hopefully you start showing more of your body for us.
>>21613423
Can we see a full body pic of you standing up?
face is sexier
>>21613687
:) I promise
>>21613423
please, a pic of your ass with you spreading your cheeks apart
>>21614419
go away faggot, no one cared the first time you posted it and no one cares now.
>>21616038
Hey purpzie, how are ya?
>>21616038
>>21616043
Good! You?
>>21616038
>>21616044
Daaaaaaaamn! haha bra size pretty?!
>>21616055
Atm like 12 H but usually 10g/f
>>21616101
Good lord they're getting huge!
>>21616044
>>21616053
>>21616055
>>21616101
GOOD GOD YESSSS
>>21616136
I know. Massive. And hard on top :/ like I have half a boob job
>>21616162
They look fantastic in any case. Hope you're doing well though :)
>>21616170
TIMEstamp god dammit
>>21616170
Prime/10
But what this guy >>21616178
said was a good idea.
>>21616176
Much better :)
>>21616170
hmm we need more pics for an actual rating.. and a timestamp of course
>>21616194
Awesome I'm glad to hear it. Any chance of some new vids soon?
>>21616210
Fucking TIMEstamp
>>21616210
Still prime. Still no timestamp.
>>21616194
can you do a pic of cupping your left boob?
>>21616194
Tits amazing! I would like a mega titfuck
>>21616208
If I can think of something to do..
>>21616383
U can suck you tit, please!
>>21616383
Doesn't have to be especially original. I just love hearing your moans and seeing those beautiful breasts bounce ;)
>>21616383
Do you have a colander, 3 feet of garden hose, a blasting cap, a brick of 5 year old cheddar cheese, 14 bananas and an owl handy? Cause if you do, i got an idea for an original vid you could do.
>>21616383
Hnnng. I wanna worship your body
>>21616383
Let's see a full body pic
>>21616418
Lel. Scavenger hunt go.
>>21616401
A vocaroo would be easy
>>21616505
Ty!
>>21616383
Purpz, you against doing pee-related stuff?
>>21616568
That's true enough.
>>21616383
nice pics purpz, but miss when you used to make videos
>>21616568
perfect boobs purpz
can you hold both your boobs by the nipples?
>with your teeth
>>21609482
Pretty damn nice, only problem is I'm 3 fingers wide. Keep that in mind next time.
>>21616038
>>21616044
>>21616053
>>21616101
>>21616162
>>21616194
>>21616383
purpz, pls suffocate me with your titties.
>>21602439
jesus christ, you're totally a qt3.14
I am >>21613423
>>21616383 amazing body!
>>21613866 yes
>>21618450
wow awesome.. any bikini pics?
>>21618450
tight body!
>>21618599
fuck off, no contactfagging
>>21616194
>>21616053
>>21616101
>>21616044
That glorious feel when Purpz tits have been given rare candy and pretty much evolved instantly. I seriously can't wait for a few months down the line...
>>21618580
Yeah, my bikini
>>21618874
cute! how does it look from the back?
>>21618932
Stay autistic, faggot.... damn.
>>21618652
Lol, nice reference.
>>21616383
Ily purpzy (:
Glad to see you back. <3
>>21618874
love your tummy. Moar of the tummy?
>>21618932
moles are beautiful. a girl with a mole(s) on her belly is the sexiest thing ever.
>>21619252
Irony
>>21619252
>see's a semi naked girl
>all of a sudden he's a doctor
gg, dickhead.
>>21619252
>How is that remotely 'autistic'?
>Why do you have so many moles? Stay out of the sun girl, damn.
because you are a goddamn retarded faggot. cringelord.
>>21618878 Yes!
>>21618932 Cause I'm special, of course
>>21618968 Thanks
>>21619258 Thank you so much
>>21619334 Thanks
>>21616038
>>21616044
>>21616053
>>21616101
>>21616162
>>21616194
Glad to know you are feeling better. Also glad to see your tatas keep growing gloriously.
Much love from anon, Purpzy. <3
Wait, why are Purpz boobs growing?
>>21619820
Aliens. There's an alien in here tummy.
I think this counts
>>21619869
Chubby, but cute.
>>21619869
whodis?
>>21619869
Time fucking stamp.
>>21619894
Why?
>>21619926
You look gorgeous. Bra please?
>>21619933
Shitposting like this... ask for tits or GTFO
>>21619926
i also would like a boobs in bra pic plz?
purpz do a wallpress and belt bra now that the boobs grew
that would be so hot
Hello.
>>21620169
Hello beautiful boobs
>>21620175
Aww, thanks
>>21620169
>>21620199
Timestamp
>>21620202
>>21620242
Sideboobs?
>>21620242
belt bra pls, tnx
Afternoon, /boob.
damn i love boobs
>>21620315
afternoon
>>21620315
can you pull one boob/nip out of bra and leave the other boob in the bra?
thanks
>>21620315
can we see some nips?
>>21620376
I might post three today! Starting up the old MBP since it has a better camera.
>>21620388
would be super happy if u could do this :3
>>21620364
>>21620388
>three pics
holy shit hoseph dont go overboard on us now
This is such a shit excuse for a "sports bra"
>>21620397
Don't worry, I won't get crazy.
>>21620393
Done
>>21620411
Requesting you squeezing left or right boob
>>21620411
hot damn! thanks :D
Jiggly
>>21620415
I know, I'm sorry.
Jaw dropper! I love your kitchen!:D
>>21620420
How about both?
>>21620430
It's a shit kitchen. I miss my old one.
>>21620427
Take that bra slowly off
>>21620411
God I love those boobies Hoseph. I just want to snuggle them.
Whats the drink of the day? The gov just raped me on taxes and i need to find a stiff drink an about about a zillion of your pictures to recover.
>>21620427
can you do a gif of taking the bra off and letting boobs drop?
or in webm form?
>>21620459
>implying
>>21620427
oh my god, gonna nut so hard
>>21620454
>>21620439
They don't really "drop"
>>21620462
That was my favorite apartment!
>>21620474
Squeezing under the top gif?
>>21620435
Requesting side boob
>>21620474
that shirt needs to get soaked
>>21620485
squeezy
>>21620474
I want to live there.
>>21620515
How about some nipple closeups?
>>21620492
Never was my favorite angle for muh baps, but here you go.
>>21620494
Oh? And how would you like that done?
>>21620515
requesting GIF of jumping up and down
>>21620536
>And how would you like that done?
>>21620536
no wait what am i talking about
can you possibly make a gif or webm of yourself pouring a big glass of ice water on the shirt to soak it so that your nipples get hard too
can you make a belt bra?
>>21620536
>not your favourite angle
damn. way to make me open the thread in an unlikely search for theoretical superior pics
>>21620542
I've never been fond of making myself squirt, but I love when someone else does. I call this gif "Make your garden grow"
>>21620593
I'll volunteer as tribute.
>>21620564
Sorry, hun. I only have one white shirt. And now it's wet... can't redo it I guess.
>>21620632
i blew it
rub an ice cube on your nipples through the soaked shirt and take a close up pic of the result
>>21620632
>And now it's wet
>Tfw compelled to fap every time Hoseph posts even if it's just the usual single bump
At least this time there's more material.
>>21620169
>>21620199
>>21620242
mmm, looks like we have a sweet chocolate boobs
/some shit joke about all of me being wet
>>21620639
Hokay. Know a good video to webm converter?
>>21620693
No, don't convert it. Upload the video to mega.co.nz!
>>21620693
why convert it? just put the video on mega
also i didnt realize you were so thick below the waist
>>21620700
Yeah, I'm not as small as I used to be. I hope to fix that this summer. Also, the video is pretty short, maybe 20 seconds. Figured it would be easier to just webm it.
>>21620693
more gif requests
>>21620709
no! mega.co.nz!
>>21620709
why would it be easier to go through the whole uploading then converting process instead of just uploading?
also i didnt say you being that thick was a problem. would you happen to know your measurements, or be able to take them?
>>21620726
>Error: Upload failed.
>>21620693
I only come to these threads to see your cat pics and I leave disappointed.
>>21620727
But I was gonna go play BL2... because it's my day off and I want to work on being laaaazy.
What measurements would you like?
>>21620735
She is mad and it's your fault
>>21620744
>height/weight (inb4 never ask a girl her weight)
>breast, waist and hip size
you know how to take the measurements, right?
would is be possible for you to take a vid of you taking each measurement naked? or would it just be pics of you holding the measuring tape?
>>21620760
awww
>>21620735
srsly, tho
>>21620693
If it's a Windows system:
https://github.com/throwmeawayanon/WebMConverter/releases/download/v1.0.0/converter_rotation.zip
>>21620760
Requesting a gif of you making a heart with your hands topless
>>21620761
I can do pictures and convert to a gif. And yes, I know how to take measurements, that's why I had the picture with the seamstress tape.
Wait ho-zee woah-zee, where is the vid you said you were gonna put on mega?
>>21620791
Some people have the tape but don't know how to take the measurements that's why I asked
so yeah if you could strip naked (naked for the most accurate measurements) and get your breast size, waist size (getting between your legs in the shot too) and hip size with your ass to the cam, that would be great
thanks
>>21620462
That's hoseph's butt??
Wow, such a great butthole and she never posts it. What a shame.
>>21610329
>>21610348
>>21609944
Fucking amazing! moar?
>>21620760
LOL
Thanks!
>>21620771
This is a little too far.
I'm new to /soc/
>>21620844
Requesting those tits in a bra plz
>>21620844
Already liking what I'm seeing so far. Great tits.
More?
>>21620844
Requesting in bra and under a shirt and sweater plz
>>21620844
hey there new girl. you seem to have a really nice body.
>>21620849
>>21620866
>dat slight muffin top
fuck yes
>>21620856
This is what I'm wearing that's good enough lol
>>21620859
Thank you =)
>>21620869
Right!
>>21620866
Omg hot! Requesting diff color bra plz
>>21620842
Mm maybe later
>>21620872
Requesting in sweater, no bra?
Also, you have some seriously hot lips. Keep showing those off.
>>21620872
Have any pics from behind ?
>>21620829
It's from 6 years ago, love. I've had dickbutt tattooed to it now, you don't want to see it
>>21620811
Okay. Please forgive the scar like stretchmarks, as they are in fact ugly.
Height
>5'6"
Weight
>I honestly don't know. Last I checked it was 150, but I believe I've gained weight since then. I don't own a scale.
Breast
>44 inch bust, 35.5 inch underbust.
Waist
>36.5 inches
Hips
>44 inches
And with that, I'll be back in the sidelines watching the new girl. Because yum.
>>21620904
I want to see it.
>>21620891
:3
I'll look forward to it, but I don't visit /soc/ much so I fear I'll miss it
>>21620888
Later
>>21620896
I already packed it =o how about a zip up jacket
>>21620899
Yes but isn't this a boon thread =p
>>21620904
did you take the hip measurements correctly? I thought it was supposed to be around the widest part of your ass
also i would like to see more of that bush
finally would you be okay if i slowed the gif down and reposted it in the thread?
>>21620891
Do you have a name I could look up?
>>21620916
Boob
>>21620916
Zip up jacket works, but I was hoping to see a bit of nip through it. Do you have something thinner?
>>21620919
Hips are the widest part of your hips... or at least they were when I was measured for dresses in the past.
>>21620904
damn, instant boner thanks
>>21620935
my mistake, i thought it was measuring around the widest part of your butt
i know you said no more pics but can you please post a close-up of your bush?
also i will repost that gif slowed down so we can actually see it, if you want me to delete it just tell me and i will
>>21620945
I guess I can do a bush shot.
>>21620964
is your asshole currently hairless too?
and landing strip when?
>>21620926
I needed help lol
>>21620964
>I will never get to exchange cat pictures with hoseph
>>21620982
Haha cuute. Could you do a shot with you lifting the sweater up to just over your nips?
>>21620976
The undercarriage is being kept tidy, just rocking a front bush currently
>>21620982
How old r u?
>>21620993
how do you keep your lips and butthole tidy? shave? wax?
>>21620993
When did you last get lucky?
With a guy, I mean
>>21620998
19
>>21620988
>>21620985
I wish everyone would send me cat pictures...
>>21621010
Can you give them a squeeze?
>>21621001
I shave. I wax when it's all gone. >>21621009
Monday night.
>>21621010
can you do a side boob?
>>21621010
Woah what an amazing body! Please more of you! :)
>>21621014
I totes would
>tfw no contactfagging to send cat snaps
is there a pet thread up at the moment?
>>21621021
good on you! was it any good?
>>21620916
Yeah i know but you can still show boobs and ass at the same time ;-)
>>21621035
I don't believe so, but I don't use snapchat anyway. And it was teh sex.
>>21621042
>>21621028
>>21621016
>>21621076
Whatever, point is, there's nothing more fun than annoying my cats into taking pictures
You have just the one?
>>21621105
I have two, the other is a fat tortie who is more squirmy than the grey one.
>>21621097
Good god, your body is amazing! Any chance for back view?
>>21621110
I've got two very opposite personality russian blues. One is *just* getting out of her kitten stage into adult hood
>>21621113
Just did this one for the pantie thread
>>21621097
Thank you. Beautiful body
>>21621131
can you do this but your ass being shown while you're on all 4s?
>>21621131
wow, that is a beautifully firm ass
any chance of sliding those panties down
>>21621131
Yeah i mean, everyone would love to see an ass like that! ;)
As we are not in a panties thread here, would you pull them down a little?
>>21621122
My grey cat looks like a blue, but she was a stray so I've serious doubts. She'a by far the smarter of the two and is very chatty.
>>21621158
Both mine were rescues, one on the euth. list. Now he's chubby and rather quiet, but super sharp.
The other (kitten) is super social and loves getting into mischief
Here u go
>>21621187
Damn, so fucking hot. I don't know why but girls with panties in their back of the knee always give me a raging boner, just like now..
>>21621196
because it feels like you're behind her and stripped them down yourself before you bend her over to fuck her brains out
>>21621187
reach back with both hands and spread
>>21621187
You know that you have an envelope with your name and address visible in that picture, right?
>>21621210
I guess you are right. How did you know? ;)
>>21621218
Holy shit it's a pay check. Seriously, delete the photo
>>21621218
I'm gonna send her flowers :^)
>>21621231
Make them nice flowers. A lady with dat ass deserves nice flowers.
>>21621218
>>21621226
This seems fishy that there just happens to be an envelope with her name and address on it is the exact location she took this picture with a photo with a 4chan filename
>>21621226
Fuck how
>>21621239
Hoseph when will we get to see you recreating that photo
>>21621239
I'll get the biggest bouquet there is and deliver them myself!
>>21621250
click on the arrow on the right of your post number then delete
>>21621187
I'ma just gonna jump in my car and deliver you a necklace Zoe....
>>21621263
>>21621250
The delete button is at the bottom of the page on the right
To delete your post(s), check the box in the upper lefthand corner of the specific post(s) you wish to remove, and scroll down to the bottom of the page and click the [Delete] button. The password field should be automatically filled in. If it is not, you must manually enter in the password you selected. Checking the [x File Only] box will cause only the image to be deleted, leaving the comment untouched. Note that some boards and threads (ex. stickies) do not allow a user to delete their posts.
>>21621269
HEY, she's MINE back OFF buddy.
>>21621239
>>21621252
Don't forget to include the paycheck with your address on the envelope too Hoseph
>>21621271
Not working fucking good thing I haven't changed my adress at work
I guess we'll call her Zoe?
>>21621294
check the check box on the upper left corner of that post then scroll down and click delete on the bottom right corner of the page
>>21621294
I hope you will be alright, and nothing will be send to that addrees. But there is a button [delete] on the right bottom of the page, just click on the box near the photo and hit delete, should work :/
>>21621320
I'm on my phone
>>21621313
>>21621294
>>21621278
>>21621271
>>21621263
Might be too late to delete the post.
>>21621328
try switching to desktop mode (at the bottom)
>>21621328
Hmm in that case I don't now if that will work :/
But therefor it isn't your current address it should be alright right? :)
>>21621328
Request the desktop version either through your browser or the bottom of the mobile page.
You can only delete it from that device now.
>>21621337
Not working
>>21621336
I hope so I feel bad for the little Asian family there now lol
>>21621355
I just bought a 2000 dollar bouquet set and had it sent to that address goddammit
>>21621355
They will never understand if anything will be send there ;)
>>21621355
This whole thing threw me off. I guess youre done :-(
>>21621347
>>21621355
they rikee necraces?
>>21621363
I guess no more nudies :(((
Fucking creeps, how they dare to take their creep out of 4chin
>>21621361
If that's true fucking sucks to be you
>>21621363
I feel like being done now
>>21621290
Damn, does that mean I would get posies too?
>>21621377
>I feel like being done now
5ever?
>>21621372
lol'd
>>21621377
How can we turn that back? :/
>>21621380
pockets full of 'em
or I can just send a bunch of rescue cats your way? wouldn't be so bad
>>21621377
You're ours now Zoe, embrace it and post more :3
>>21621390
>>21621014
See: >>21603012
>>21621381
>>21621382
>girl posts something with her name and likely her real address that she's pretending is an old address
>still think she's going to keep posting
thanks for the pics zoe, too bad you fucked up like this. i never thought i would see a camwhore be so sloppy with personal information
>>21621395
Omg
>>21621397
New to Caming obviously
>>21621397
I feel like it's a billboard for why people should sign up for direct deposit. Shit happens, though.
>>21621407
It's not your fault. Hope things will be okay
>>21621407
You'll be fine, no one's going to do anything really
>>21621413
This made me laugh though
>>21621407
yeah i know but jeez a paycheck envelope with your name and address just lying there while you take a pic?
>>21621413
yes hoseph good advice
DIRECT DEPOSIT: FOR THOSE TIMES WHEN YOU POST A BENT OVER, PANTIES AROUND YOUR ANKLES, SPREADING YOURSELF OPEN TO EXPOSE YOUR PUSSY AND ASSHOLE TO 4CHAN PICTURE AND ACCIDENTALLY LEAVE A PAY STUB ENVELOPE WITH YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION ON IT
>>21621427
The everyman's conundrum
>>21621427
Well, yeah, what other benefits could there possibly be? CALL YOUR PAYROLL DEPARTMENT TODAY!
>>21621413
Yea fuck my work for not offering it
>>21621444
but really though you have no reason to be worried about the mistake or think that it will lead to problems for you.
its not like people are going to start trying to find you or anything like that. imagine how pathetic that would be, for you to file a restraining order against some guy because they wanted to track you down off 4chan
>>21621455
Yea plus besides there being like 10 people that I know alone with my name that adress is two houses ago
are janitors asleep?
>>21621458
Guy?
>>21621472
So i guess, your modd has been killed? :/
>>21621458
>>21621458
>>21621458
Danger danger danger!
>>21621478
Danger? What happened?
>>21621466
Shhh, don't wake the baby.
>>21621478
Seconded will robinson
>>21621465
really, i'm not trying to trick you into forgetting about this just to post.
you said you were done, but if it's because of this slip-up you shouldnt let it stop you from posting. by tomorrow this thread will be deleted and the picture will be gone and nothing will happen
>>21621472
>>21621458
BUT DO NOT FUCKING CONTACT THIS FUCKING GUY. IF YOU TRY TO CONTACT THIS GUY OUTSIDE 4CHAN SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN, I CAN PROMISE YOU THAT
NEVER, EVER CONTACT GUYS OUTSIDE OF 4CHAN ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU HAVE A SLIP-UP LIKE YOU JUST DID
>tfw caps lock was on
>>21621489
You're a good guy. Forget all the bad things I've ever thought about you.
>>21621497
>tfw you did a few requests i wanted earlier and now suddenly you were thinking i was a bad guy the whole time
>>21621497
what the heck happened to the video you were discussing earlier?
>>21621476
Mood or modd?
>>21621507
mood obviously ;)
Was that person talking to me or someone else?
>>21621489
Are you one of the people posting pics or a viewer? I never said I was done.
>>21621528
>I never said I was done
right here you said
>>21621377
>I feel like being done now
>>21621499
No, we've been friends this whole time. I can endorse you on LinkedIn if you want!
>>21621542
I don't have a linkedin, but i can mail you a copy of the envelope my pay stub comes in so you can see what company i work for
>>21621538
The feels man the feels
>>21621560
What board are you originally from? You said you were new to /soc/
>>21621489
So what do you think would happen? Why would I risk everything?
>>21621560
well you should feel like posting again because you're fine
maybe once this thread dies you'll come back
>>21621526
>>21621571
what the fuck is going on, are you her?
>>21621571
who the fuck are you
>>21621568
I have a slight/b/ influence cause of my bf
Everybody shut the fuck up
>>21621553
Yes, that works. Then I will send you pizza and flowers.
>>21621588
You should post more pics
>>21621582
Uh no idea who that is
>>21621588
>still visiting /b/ in 2015
Wait people still do this?
>>21621598
can you have your bf make you squirt onto the pizza before mailing it to me
>>21621582
I'm so confused.
Hold me.
>>21621586
Who the fuck are you?
>my face this last hour
>>21621615
>hoseph telling me to hold her
pls dont tease me hoseph i cant handle it
>>21621615
could you answer my question please
>>21621619
You have blown my mind. Good Lord
>>21621611
That's why I switched boards I starting in like 2010 stopped in 13 started back recently and saw the cesspool it became
>>21621615 me to
>>21621627
Shhh, baby. I'll handle it.
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
(I'm talking about your penis)
>>21621632
It's on my other laptop, which is on ice currently because it overheated.
>>21621641
Well then I think I can handle you
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
(I'm talking about your massive ass)
>>21621637
>starting in like 2010
cancer
>>21621641
>>21621653
Hoseph go hold Zoe
>>21621637
Me three
WHEN IS THIS CAPCHA THING GOING TO FIGURE OUT THAT NOT ALL SANDWICHES ARE BURGERS
>>21621637
I will hold you, keep you save from the flower sending 4channers. Don't worry.
>>21621668
Only read never posted
>>21621687
>keep you save
son i am disappoint
>>21621687
Yes boobs for this
>>21621704
I SAVED!
>>21621704
>hair leading down to and around bellybutton
are you italian?
>>21621719
I don't wanna hunch like an old person, no Hispanic
>>21621713
Yes you did
>>21621729
Show us your genitals
>>21621704
aw yes.
>>21621713
gj Ho. Fairy godmother, etc.
>>21621729
>hispanic
ah that would have been my second guess. any chance of seeing your ass not bent over to see if you got the thick latina ass genes
>>21621735
Just cause you asked for it like a lame song no.
>>21621743
>she knows jon lajoie too
marry me pls zoe
>>21621743
Please show your vagina and or buttocks and I will say thank you m'am and tip my fedora.
>>21621743
Can we see dat booty again please?
>>21621738
To much cracker and red skin for that
>>21621761
post proof anyway
>>21621750
Sorry but no
>>21621751
Why sure good sir
>>21621753
Do the same?
>>21621793
Thank you m'am *tips fedora*
Vagina next?
I'll give you a back rub
>>21621793
zoe what are you doing, you have a letter with your name and address from your college pinned to your wall that's visible in this pic
>>21621687
well if anyone knew about hamburgers it would be you hoseph :)
>>21621807
Right? But seriously, a turkey sandwich and a pulled pork sandwich are not hamburgers.
>>21621793
BOOTY
>>21621809
>a-am i cool yet guys??!11
>>21620904
>I've had dickbutt tattooed to it now, you don't want to see it
Haha, nice.
(But seriosuly, post your pooper.)
>>21621793
You have a great butt Zoe!
>>21621809
qt.
Also a lot of grills were doxxed or doxxed themselves on /soc/. FMU even like three times. I guess it's good it's not /b/ here.
I find it sad that some people try to scare her away with that though. Would liked to see more of Zoe. ;_;
Some /soc/ lurkers are so dramatic.
I'm willing to bet it wouldn't be such a big deal if you didn't talk about all the bad things that will happen and some other fuckhead has to prove you right.
>>21621809
i don't know, her chin looks kinda different...
and she looks more chubby in her pics
>>21621837
I'd like to put my face to Hoseph's pair of tits
>>21621837
so you're just massively autistic?
you could have kept it to yourself if that's all you wanted to do, not everyone is as fucking dumb as you.
>>21621807
Are you crazy?>>21621809
As I said one of the many Zoe birchs I know of if you looked it up you saw as many as I did on there
>>21621841
Thank you this bitc is way to skinny at least use perspective
>>21620904
>dickbutt tattoo
Sounds awesome. Let's see.
>>21621809
That's so f up. You couldn't leave it alone
Judging by filenames, behavior, and time/location (posting three hours after timestamp according to NM time), these were probably on /b/ or something and some fag is trolling. Just ignore it.
>>21621849
>>21621859
I could have sworn everyone had seen that by now.
>>21621895
Well I would have said between your ass or other set of lips but I don't think I've ever seen that of you.
>>21621895
He said he wanted to put HIS face to your tits, not A face.
>at least the man has taste
>>21621895
Seen what? Your tits?
>>21621908
It's been a long day, can't read properly. When is Velma back again?
>>21621906
Lies. There isn't an inch of me that 4chan hasn't seen.
Hey guys ;D
>>21621913
in like a week or so
>>21621821
sit on my face pls.
>>21621914
ohi
>>21621908
>tfw i may have taste, but i will never taste hoseph
>>21621913
>Lies. There isn't an inch of me that 4chan hasn't seen.
ah come on, that has to be BS. you've posted your face here? your feet?
i mean i would ask for a repost of any stuff you've done with your holes or face in it but i know that's frowned upon here
>>21621914
ohgodyes
>>21621924
I used to post in the feet threads a few years ago, so yes Feet. And of course face. Not usually in the boob threads, though. I could dig up some old pictures, but I don't know what I haven't deleted.
>>21621914
Hi =)
How is everyone tonight c;
>>21621914
>>21621954
hi! great, you?
>>21621943
no way she's going to be able to resist that
>hoseph
>zoe
>rabbit
Toasting an epic bread
>>21621949
Can you show what is on your shorts? It's a face? Want to see!
>>21621954
I always love your shape.
>>21621954
Stoned=)
Take a pic biting on a pencil ?
>>21621954
Hiya metal girl.
Pretty good. Just watched four new episodes of game of thrones and am listening to 90s songs while lurking rn.
>Implying someone cares
Also can you do a boobplay gif/webm?
>>21621980
Lolsure let me go find one :3
>>21621979
Thankies!
>>21621979
>>21621980
You should too...
>>21621980
We've been had
>>21621990
ah that's awesome. Thank you!
>>21621924
Forgot I had a dropbox. Anything you want in particular?
>>21621994
Muhahahaha
>>21621986
Fyeah metal ;D
Hoping someone noticed my skeletonwitch shirt. Lol....how sad.
Still haven't seen the show....I know the show is going to run farther than what GRRM has written....so I don't want to spoil it until the book is finished.....Hopefully he doesn't die before that happens.....xD
>>21622000
>Forgot I had a dropbox. Anything you want in particular?
Do you have everything stored on the dropbox? Or would you have to individually upload the stuff?
>>21622011
I kept what I liked. It's far from everything. The high res stuff is stored elsewhere, mostly. I was so skinny then.
>>21621987
your boobs are so nice and perky. can you all fours pose with them hanging?
>>21622019
does dropbox have a thing where you can post a link and I can download/view everything? or would you have to individually post each thing
and is it just pics or are there gifs/vids too
>>21621980
Hope this is okay
>>21622006
>Hoping someone noticed my skeletonwitch shirt. Lol....how sad.
I actually first thought there was "slipknot" written on your shit, but then noticed it looks more like some blackmetal band or something like that, lol. Not really into metal actually, cept SOAD, which I'm actually seeing live in like in a couple of hours form now. I should get some sleep.
>so I don't want to spoil it until the book is finished
lol, hf waiting forever.
>>21622028
Damn, I remember you from back in the day. You look fantastic.
>>21622028
Oh yes only way it coul been better was the pencil horizontal so you had a full bite
>>21622040
>shit
I meant "shirt", sorry.
>>21622045
Hoseph, dropbox when
>>21622024
I could probably post a link, but I'd honestly rather not. There are a lot of photos in there...
>>21622045
Lol back in the day? I don't feel like I've been posting for that long xD
>>21622021
Ehhh I feel like this is unflattering xD but oh whelp ;n;
>>21622019
Wondering if I should keep some of my vids
>>21622046
Here ya go c;
>>21622085
zip them maybe? I can never get enough Hoseph...
>>21622110
Oh my fucking god.
>>21622085
What's the problem with posting something that has a bunch of photos? I mean if you had posted them here anyway what's the difference?
>>21622110
>
>>21622102
Yum =) any requests?
>>21622093
nice, i like the perspective!
Will you ever do video or webm ?
>>21621954
Dem beautiful metalhead boobs
>>21622093
I love this pic, it's not unflattering believe me.
>>21622158
Sure :)
>>21622169
I'm looking at a gift app right now....but unfortunately I have no internet at my house....and I'd rather not screw my data plan completely xD
>>21622237
spread ass pls :)
>>21622237
oh i see. i would love to see you in motion but I'm loving these pics too
another great angle and your boobs & nipples look amazing
can you do a pic biting your nipple?
>>21622237
I meant do you have any requests lol
But how about biting lip while fingerings your self
NEW THREAD
>>21622292
NEW THREAD
>>21622292
NEW THREAD
>>21622292
>>21622262
Lol requests for what? :3
Here ya go ;)
>>21622297
Are you bi?
>>21622305
Lol reply in the new thread. I'm straight. But I can't deny that I enjoy the appearance of women.
>>21621987
skeletonwitch ftw
>>21622305
Very gorgeous breast! Would love to see more.
>>21622237
Hottest pic I've seen in a while. ggwp.
>>21622237
Damn, girl. I could hit the reset button on my phone with those.
>>21622297
Have any pics from behind?
>>21622237
holy mother of bewb