sick of all the rate threads, let's just post selfies and talk
How great are Giraffes?
What? You can't be done. You can't just be pretty enough for me to save your pic as "bleh 1" and not post more. There's gotta be like a 2 or 3 or else putting the 1 as a suffix was a waste of time.
you are a vision of beauty
here ya gooooo
Sup anon. What u doing for halloween?
Chilling at home bruh. What're you gonna do?
I'm gonna get drunk and maybe go to a gay bar because my friend just turned 18 and he wants to go to Ybor. Should I be a frat boy for halloween?
Thank you sweet anon lets make babies
House party dont have a costume gotta be creative for tonight-_-
Might go to a biking event downtown called critical mass. Also trying to decide if I want to make a make shift Halloween costume. Steam punk ranger is what I am thinking. I need goggles, a bow, torn up clothes, and other stuff.
You look like you'd be the life of the party man, costume or not.
Hey, I just got a haircut, is it good?
Loving the beard. Sorry guys switched to mobile because I'm getting drunk. Please accept this photo as my apology
still waiting for OP to step on me
Why do girls never pay attention to me /b/? A girl just rated me a 5/10 yesterday and told me that I wasn't her "type". What's wrong with me?
Performance tonight was exhausting, but great. Almost sold out. I wanna collapse.
I like your face, OP.
>What's wrong with me?
The fact that you posted a picture of yourself naked, crouching, and looking retarded as fuck in pretty much every way possible on /soc/, for starters. You should probably be an hero.
Imma go has michael jackson face paint in white and im good
As a guy who used to get the same thing, I'm gonna say it's the generic hairstyle, lack of facial hair, and lack of muscle tone. You kinda remind me of a Mii to be honest
Ooh What performance? My ex is a theatre major at NYU watching her perform was always fun!
OMG, It's you!!!! I've missed you
>Sorry guys switched to mobile because I'm getting drunk
Sounds suspicious. But Ill accept the apology.
Ah I have a compound bow and torn up clothes. Just need to find goggles and steampunk related things.
I have a mountain bike( yes). A buddy of mine from college that I long board with, goes often so I was considering it with a few friends. What makes it stupid as fuck? (honestly don't know much about it)
Suck my cock.
Small stage show here in town. I have to do a lot of costume changes, so my downtime off stage is spent putting on different pants and makeup.
Not to be a downer but I wish I had a girl who'd come see me perform. I imagine she loved that you saw her perform.
>I have a mountain bike( yes). A buddy of mine from college that I long board with, goes often so I was considering it with a few friends. What makes it stupid as fuck? (honestly don't know much about it)
The cyclists swarm the streets and ride through intersections, blocking intersections even when they have a red light, etc. I hate cagers as much as the next guy, and I don't have anything against cycling through a red light when there's no cars coming (and I do so myself when it's safe and doesn't cut anyone off). But the critical mass faggots act like they own the roads and block intersections for minutes at a time. Yeah, it's kind of understandable considering cagers tend to act like they own the roads too, but it's worse than what most cagers do and it just makes all cyclists look stupid.
That said, I think some Critical Masses are just fun gatherings of cyclists. Not all of them are like what I described.
I can smell the incompetence from here.
Why would u do this. I dont understand I guess its 4chan
Also, that said, given that you've never been to one before, go ahead and check it out. But know that mad cagers might run you over if the group starts doing stupid stuff like blocking intersections for minutes at a time. Just go feel it out, and if it gets to the point of cyclists doing stupid, dangerous, and non-courteous stuff, then leave.
I'm high as fuck and new zealand is boring what is up with you guys
I had hair a week ago..now I have less. Yay am I part of this now?
It's because people repost it over and over. Not actually him, it's bait.
Are we all doing this face orrrrrr????
Orcas are shit. Not even true whales. Baleen master race
Ah that explains it. If you want to seem more approachable, just examine how other people then fake it till you make it.
Ah Ill just make sure to be careful then, thanks for the heads up. Probably not the dumbest thing I have done, so no worries I am an expert at this.
You look kinda androgynous, but really qt. Ill take the proof, but feel free to post more :3
I don't know I thought it was decent because you were just projecting your own insecurity about looks (basically, the thesis of your little thing was she don't look like my ideal woman that means she should feel bad which comes from a place of intense insecurity). You were pretty incompetent hiding that. She also hit at your projected insecurity by calling you incompetent.
i am not sober
you win this time, OP.
mostly my musical incompetence. I'm entirely self taught when it comes to music, and by self taught I mean I sat in my room and did nothing play guitar until I could play it.
Posting that dumpster ass image on the internet and expecting positive results;
you'll get pussy and not from weird introverted girls that lurk this site. Let the beta die out.
Why the fuck are u flexing....
U wut m8. Do you even lift?
>Picking an animal restricted to water
Philippine eagle master race reporting in. It is also known as the monkey-eating eagle.
Do you live in the Not-the-Lord-of-the-Rings part of New Zealand?
My resting face makes me look like a dope addict.
Oh nice! You just made me realize tomorrow is a Halloween critical mass. That actually sounds like a lot of fun. You might have actually just given me plans for tomorrow, haha. What city is yours in?
Whatever, man. But the idea is that you think by pointing out her masculine features devalues her looks, but it doesn't (masculine/feminine is not exclusive to male/female beauty). She's good looking (as good looking as anyone else). So why do you imply that they do? It says more about you than anyone else, so the only place this conversation is to psuedo-psychology because your comments speak to something deep in you.
i think i am ugly
Implying the Shamu can do shit while mah eagle soars strong. Your petty conflicts are beneath the Eagle, literally as it flies above, flies above us all man.
Oh hey you got your old id back. Hi there. Special day or just felt like drinking till you dropped?
you're cute OP
Smile dont get depressed. U got it easy u live in a society where everyone has standard. Im sure sum girls finds u attractive so being depressed for fuck sake
If the Orca got close to the Eagle, it would die due to falling from high altitudes. Just depends on where the fight is. Land and air I win, you win in the sea. 2-1
heres me i actually would not mind a r8 never put a pic on /soc/
OP, how about you give us your kik and we'll call it a night, huh?
I agree his outfit is bad, but your statement of."I'm starting fashion school", is too fucking funny, like you are not even in it and we don't know your style so it's hard to say it's a logical statement.
Why dont girls like me? every day /soc/ bullies me and im sick of it :(
One fit thats all cant really see but sorry.I said im starting my classes did I say i already started mon cours de mode non lol sigh
idk why i keep coming to soc. maybe for the attention. or maybe because its easier than being active. i already know im a 8, anything lower or higher is irrelevant to me. being acknowledged is fun though, i gotta say.
u fokin wot m9?
what are you all bein for halloween? lets r8 each others costumes.
>pic related, its me
>tfw costume hasn't arrived yet
I just bought white cat ears/a tail/cat mittens so I can be qt neko girl, I hope it looks kawaii enough
T-thanks... I'm working on it
picture of you in cat ears
Vivian a qt
Thanks for the rating (T-this isn't a r8 thread tho), also gasmasks are cool enough to qualify as a costume!
(Also ayyy gasmask bongs...)
>pic semi related
>tfw costume hasn't arrived yet
How are you spending your mornings?
decided to post a pic when i'm trying, ha
It's okay, I'm a bit high myself haha
not a r8 thread m8
crochet and listening to podcasts. Should start on my mask for later today though. How about you?
me too. But tea makes it a bit easier. Try it!
oh! What's the time?
All that i'm doing-listening to folk-metal and loving my blanket :3
HELL YEAH! FOR ODIN!!!
:O Finntroll or some Eluveitie perhaps?
ohhh, what a pity! I wish you'll get better soon
sometimes Doom Metal, but mostly i prefer Dark-folk or medieval. I can't choose onle one style. Oh. and dark ambient!
Eluveitie, yeah. But also Huldre, Virrasztók,
Eliwagar and so on
Happy All Hallows Eve from Russia!
Is it too late for talking?
>someone please respond
You knocked into the right door!
Here you're AELLA
trying to snap a qt. slightly drunk and my lights are off.
is this thread still alive?
farewell, goodluck and goodnight all anons!
this shit is making me pass out haha
>check out my "new" gun I just picked up
You are so pretty though. I don't want to talk, just to be gf/bf/contactfag. :( Well I want to talk too, I just don't want to friendszone, it has no use to me.
You were pretty enough without the tits babe :D
AND FINALLY A FEMALE WITH LESS FUCKING ARM HAIR THAN ME. I MEAN JESUS H FUCKING CHRIST
Helicoptering in with some philosophy.
If you could skip any amount of time that you wanted, but would have no memory of the time you skipped, would you do it? Why? Is your life bad enough that you'd be willing to jump to another decade or century?
She's probably a trap m9. Look at that manjaw. and that nose. And those eyebrows.
And the hair could be just lightning, they look dry and moppy as fuck to me.
bottom line: you like dick
also, i'm not at all ashamed for liking bigger noses or stronger jaws than the average guy.
i also like thicker eyebrows.
but i most definitely only like my own dick.
You could step on me for a day
Haven't worn makeup lately so this is the most recent photo I have
bored and lonely. no friends to do something for hallowen
i am eastern yuropoor so no halloween and no friends in town
Any movie ideas?
Same here. I'm going to pass out candy with my cats
Having the shittest night.
How's your evenings?
>got back from work, practically cant feel my legs
>blanket all over me
>dude's complaining about being inside for halloween
No I am English. I just feel shit and thought making some kids happy would make me feel a little better. I hate halloween. I'm English as fuck. I was shooting my longbow and drinking tea last night. Jesus my life sucks
I depressed yet I don't drink/smoke/take drugs...whyyyyy
lets be realistic, kids are annoying most of the time
we dont celebrate halloween here, what exactly is the deal with this? ofcourse i know what it is, but i never had trick or treat nights
Cute dog. Have some pics I just took of my pup pup
Cats are love,cats are life
Hiiii I am cat
Sat by myself listening to new order - true faith on repeat whilst drinking vodka and OJ.
Meh.. could be worse.
I'll leave for bed! Nighty thread!