/sma/ - Skinny, Medium, Average girls thread >Females only

nth for shitposting

Wow first post I don't know what to say.

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bump for!

What do I do if I'm too pudgy for SMA but not enough of a fat hamplanet for chubby girl threads

>>19448884
/boob/

>>19448884
You post in one of the other 10 camwhoring threads that don't have any size restrictions.

>>19448884
post in boob thread you can

>>19448884
You post a timestamped picture here first

>>19448884
Shut the fuck up and post, famoo.

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>>19448987

>>19448884
This
>>19448902

>small medium & _Average_

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>>19448883
Re: bump for!

Also.. I'm too lazy to link back to all the other responses on the last thread. I am indeed lazy, My ass is not angles, and that /b/ joke was funny. Than you anons!

>>19449096
what is on your shirt?

>>19449106

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>>19449106
Picture because im a derp

>>19449130
I don't even know what that is, L-a.

>>19449143
It's a band. I use to like them a lot more than I currently do

>>19449150
In your edgy phase?

Can you take a pic a bit farther away from the camera crossing your legs?

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>>19449159
Kinda haha only musically was I edgy. Chiodos was like soft rock. Tons of screaming, hardcore, deathmetal, punk lol all while being dressed like a normal kid

>>19449191
I just listened to a song now, jesus christ.

>>19449208
lol which song? I've branched out pretty heavily since then...but it's a comfy shirt

>>19449191

are/were you a fan of converge?

>>19449214
Ole Fishlips Is Dead Now and I Am Everything That's Normal

Pretty pleb.

>>19449225
>Fishlips
Haha we called someone in my group that. Not a huge fan of normal, but it's okay
>>19449222
I wasnt but I'm looking up some of their stuff now. Not too bad

>>19449096
>My ass is not angles
I swear, there's a dude that thinks every girl's ass is angles.

>>19449268

they're one of the few hardcore bands that i still like from my teenage years. the album "jane doe" is their best work.

>>19449292
and how do you feel about demi burger?

>>19449311

dimmu borgir? never got into them, but i still like some black metal.

>>19449311
anymore pics?

>>19449319
I love most of their stuff. makes me feel like I'm on an awesome disneyland ride lol
>>19449322
uploading something, hold on

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here you go

>>19449397
Timestamp!

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>>19449382
Its probably going to be twisted, reversed, and inverted. I'm uploading via phone because I'm lazy.

>>19449441
piqued

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>>19449463

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Better?

>>19449478
I just want to bite your ass and play with that toy.

What do you like sexually, blondie?

>>19449441
>>19449478

>mr_bean_dp.mp4

>>19449478
I know it's gotta be too late for that, but it kinda looks like you took that at work.

>so hot

>>19449481
more?

>>19449494
I'll wear it to work on tuesday. Can't do monday because of reasons.
>>19449486
I like...sex. I'm a bit submissive in bed, anal, exhibitionist, voyeur. I'm down to do most everything once (cept scat or other huge extremes).
>>19449481
Lemme see your ass!

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splits ftw?

>>19449533
you will probably have more luck here >>19449113

>>19449532
Blondie, you *are* the only reason I still come here.

I look forward to Tuesday. It's my first day back to work after 2 weeks off, but seeing the results of that promise makes it worthwhile.

>>19449555
She's fine here.
>>19449050

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>>19449556
Thank you, anon! I won't disappoint! :) why were you off for two weeks?

>>19449555

hang on, this girl's chubby?

>>19449573
My job's a 24/7 dispatch center, but we're allowed to swap shifts. So a couple times a year I line up a bunch of shift swaps and take 2-4 weeks off.

Got another week off June, 4 weeks Sept, 2 weeks end of Oct... it's a good life.

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>>19449574
She's average imo

>>19449573
Fuck this is hot. Please take those panties off.

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>>19449574
I was wondering that myself, lmao

>>19449609
Really nice position! Your butt looks great!


https://mega.co.nz/#!oYJ1XQiI!LTp15SRk8PFgqK5oLY8dZ0zrm-0-AaZXLxLpNfN8cgM
spoiler alert: I dont cum and im not loud cause of roomies

razer and boobs!

>>19449625
Also.. I never even looked at the video cause I get oddly self concious so hopefully its not crap!

>>19449609
Oldskewl permanent /sma/ troll. Every girl's chubby. Or angles. Or both.

>>19449609

def avg

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>>19449673
Mmm ass and soles? :)
>>19449665
:| anon pls.

>>19449663

ahhh, the old people are assholes argument, nice

Which Chiodos albums did you like? All's Well/Bone Palace Ballad?

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>>19449686

>>19449673
more!

>>19449096
you leave talk of old thread in old thread :3

>>19449609
i wanna lick it! ;P

Could you take one from your point of view laying down?

>>19449720
I love it! Can you do one crawling directly away from the cam?

Also.. anything on >>19449625 , anons? Mannnn

>>19449686
I feel like you have the plug in for a reason. Are you sending it to your fwb?

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>>19449767

>>19449655
Not crap at all. Really really hot.

Now I want to be the one invading your butt...

>>19449785
I'm not lol
>>19449796
Thank you, anon. I was getting worried

>>19449625
Odd title but it was nice ;)

>>19449811
Heh happy to help. I just had to download it, then watch it before I could comment, you know how it is :D

>>19449595
Also, I totally missed your reply. That's really smart of you to get your vacation like that. Are you guys close at the center cause of all the shitty Stuff you hear or is it like any other job?

>>19449853
Ehh, it definitely takes a certain disposition to work there, because you just have to leave all that at work. But for the most part it's like any other job -- people mostly get along, but there's certainly cliques that are a lot closer, and there's certainly the black sheep that are overall disliked.

>>19449625

hot, but needs more pussy fucking

>>19449788
blondie, best!

>>19449720
>too late to ask for more of those DFCs
>she had a cute booty too
FUCK

>>19449767
>get to see Blondie playing with her butt
That makes up for it
<3

>nth for Layne

Still head cleric at the shrine niggas.

>>19450251
never give up


>>19449625
Thanks Blonds, will comment when mega decides to work

>>19449625
hot stuff, b
thanks

>>19449625
file not working blondie

>>19450390
Remove the period from "Mr." then add .mov to the end of the filename

>>19450401
oh sweet lawd. ty

>captcha
>continuous nutroar

>>19449625
>don't cum
That's a shame. I guess it's OK that Mega doesn't work for me.

>>19450251
>niggas
Shut up, Andrew.

>>19450791
I normally get vocal when I cum and I have roomies. I was content to just enjoy the pleasure a bit
>>19450325
>>19450076
>>19449839
Thank you <3
>>19450042
I'm kinds sore lol was even a bit painful rubbing

>>19450871
Just needs more Blondie!!!

A vid of you bating, moaning, squealing, and all that would be amazing. I know you have a roomie but if you could find time you have alone where you can let loose and we can hear you loving it (like porn but not so horribly done) Even if its not how you normally are, its just something about the female being vocal that always makes it better

Great vid though, as all your content is. I'm just providing one anons comments to it. You provide great content and when you're here you are pushing other females to give us the most (thank you for that)

Gah, to much text...

Blondie, you had to have seen the /boob/ explosion, which /boob/ chick are you crushing on the most???

>>19450871
>normally get vocal
Two words: ball gag. ;)
Have you ever tried to wear that butt plug in public?

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bump

layla pls

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>wearing chiodos shirt
>not wearing snazziest of pink crowns
git on ma level, btch

>filename related

>>19449597
In America maybe...

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>>19451730
also I am currently the fucking poster child for crash diets. Didn't eat for 4 days then only ate like 300 then 600 the next 2. Check it out


Also, for the record didn't poop for 6 days. Taking down Blondie and Ivy in 2 posts.

>>19451748

I'd love to eat your asshole.

>>19451748
>Didn't eat for 4 days then only ate like 300 then 600 the next 2. Check it out


So what like 5-10lbs to go?

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>>19451787
>10 pounds

alright anon. Just do it. Come shoot me in the face.

>>19451748
Show me your sterile vagina.

>>19451795
age?

>>19451795
Well your family is always bitching about your weight right?

So why not lose 10+ lbs, they get all concerned, then you can gain 5lbs, alleviate their concerns and still be skinny?

>>19451795
You look like youre about to cry tbh

>>19451813
No shit...

>>19451795

more of these tits please

>>19451795
I'd fuck you all night femanon

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>>19451824

>>19451795

You kind of look like you're on crack, that'd probably help with some wanted weight loss you know.

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>>19451813
Anons never get my jokes. Whatevskies.

My face is hilarious in this pic. I skeletor faced soooo hard.

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>>19451835
I just got off a plane and had to live with no brush are Curtiepies place for 6 days. I swear, irl I look like a peppy 14 year old. Ask puddems.
Just fucking try to tell me I don't look hot in this picture. I dare you. I kind of look great.

>file too large
so annoying

>>19451851
>Just fucking try to tell me I don't look hot in this picture. I dare you.
You don't. Too many clothes on.
>I kind of look great.
>I kind of
Fucking lol.

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>>19451859
He's not on my lvl
>>19451858
haturrr

Once again I can't take a pic. Oh well, you get it anyway.

>>19451851
That bra is annoying.

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>>19451860
Ohnowait I still can't camera

Also those scratches are from overzealous masturbation. Was gone for 6 days at a boooyysss house. Wasn't able to masturbate the whole time. kind of died.

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>>19451869
Oh hey, lucked into a good one. Just need to master no flash now. I feel like flash flatters no one.

>>19451869
>leaving things in the way so it won't focus on you

>>19451873
Take the flash off and go outside and take the pics on an overcast day.

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>>19451874
I just said I couldn't camera. Its not like I can see the screen while I take these.

Just gonna dump all of these that aren't one big blur, good and the bad.

>>19451873
dammit fmu
i miss your asshole abuse pics and vids
one more for the old times pls?

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>>19451886
I never just jump into it

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>>19451889
This one is one of the blah ones. This pose is not a real pose.

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>>19451894
Oh look I look gooooodddd

>>19451896
Yes, you do

>>19451896
>still clothed

I didn't think I could get this hard but damn

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>>19451913
cool beans
>>19451907
>wanting to skip pics

>>19451924

Can I see your asshole, then I'll decide if you are crack worthy or not.

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>>19451924
Like its not like these pics are coming ultra slow. I have to wait to post again

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>>19451896
You look better than good, you look thin and better than you ever did. Time for insertijuon

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>>19451929
cool ur jets

Like I think this pic looks pretty damn good. If I was gonna jerk it I may just choose this one.

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>>19451936
Sma used to like quantity

The rare almost not skeletor face

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>>19451933
Naw, the ass can use some serious gym. Coming off birth control ruins the ass and boobs for a bit before my body stops being stupid.

>>19451869
>Also those scratches are from overzealous masturbation
and you didnt record/film it?
its been fucking years since we got a decent video from you fmu. Come on we put up with a lot of your sit, we deserve a good video!

>>19451944
git nekid alrdy gurl

>>19451936

Yeah, you are pretty hot. But I have a thing for asses.

Also, I think I had you on webcam on Skype once when you were looking for advice on how to become a paid camwhore? You had some ncie tits back then already.

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>>19451952
>we deserve
>deserve
cumon

This feels like a very motherly pose

>>19451795
OMG FMU YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL!!!

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>>19451956
lelwut didn't happen

Also my ass isn't actually bad. I am terrible at taking pictures of it.

>>19451961

Maybe I'm confusing you with someone else, I swear there's another girl with red hair who looks like you then.

Also, give me that ass. 8 - 3

>>19451957
ok maybe not deserve, but want! Do one next time you fap!

also you met up with puddems again ? we need details ..and pictures

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>>19451961
k second set of pics. These did not turn out well. bare with me.

>>19451961

Your arse is spectacular. Now stick something in it

>>19451961
>Also my ass isn't actually bad.

Why can't you abuse your ass for old times sake?

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>>19451978
oh mygod
WHY DO YOU NOT LIKE FUCKING QUANTITY, CHILDREN


Also, as proof I look better irl. Just met an internet buddy pal of like 4 years when I was in sacramento. He's the house I stayed at. Made a point of mentioning I looked much better.

>>19451983
pls be in chicago

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>>19451985
nope plus I've got a jew thang

I'm sure there are other gingers in chicago. We're all the same

>>19451983
>Just met an internet buddy pal of like 4 years when I was in sacramento. He's the house I stayed at.

And he didn't rape you and steal your kidneys?

>>19451957
>>19451961
Oh god them titties, time to fap

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>>19451990
No curtis is great. He's like my favorite. He pinned me down multiple times whilst wrestling if that counts for anything.

>>19451987
you crop too much
>quality

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>>19452003
I didnt even crop that picture............

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>>19452007
My hand looks so nice here. This one is cropped.

>>19452003
Oh, I oh so apologize for these obvious potato cam pics

>>19452013
you resized too much
>quality

fixed

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>>19452013
I like this pic a lot

Video nao!

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>>19452023
Oh yeah, forgot to switch it back. Some need it just cause of weird flash issue.

>>19452018
Please. I have a really nice looking pussy flash and throbbing just makes everything that is subtle and nearly invisible look huge.

>>19451983
Ignore him. We like quantity, and quality and you're doing it correctly.

>>19452024
So do I.

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I am shocked by the lack of cheating allegations from meeting an internet boy and sleeping in his room for a week. Wow, sma.

>>19452041
You can sleep in my room for a year :)

>>19452041
I don't believe you.

>>19452041

Hope you sucked his cock at least, that's what is expected ofcourse.

>>19452034
your pussy would look good if you left your firecrotch

Famou, make a vid.....I think it's time.

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>>19452063
Iluvthis
>>19452056
Not true at his house? I posted a pic from the plane

>>19452056
>>19452054
bitch anon cares about everything about everyone. Don't try act cool.
>>19452048
justdie

>>19452041
what did you do for a week? did he see you naked irl ?

and no cheating allegations probably cuz we know you care about that fucking jew guy to cheat on him.. and curtis sound like black guy.. but damn would have been hot af seeing fmu doing BBC pics . All the /pol/ fags here would probably killl themselves

>>19452064
reread 1.) and 3.)

>justdie
behead all that insults me

>>19452064
Based ivy, yep.

>>19451851
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>>19452064
all joke aside, when it come to your body. your tits, ass, anus and pussy are god tier.

i also agree with the bush guy. redheads are hot

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>>19452066
Curtis is white, 6'1, very thin, and saw me in that bathing suit I posted the other day.


Also sent this pic
>>19452041
to which he responded "Yes. Thats you naked" after having not seen me in like a few weeks now.

Why don't I just.

Go shoot myself in the face 5 times.

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>>19452075
to the jew, I mean.

Awkward smile

>>19452075
>>19452078
how wet do get when horny famoo? btw these are much better photos of your face. sometimes you take bad angles.

>>19452075
>>19452078
At first I was laughing at Curtis, now I feel bad for you reading it was from the joo.

>>19452075
you done videos /pics with the jew guy? lets see

but he sounds like a shy guy to do fun shit like that

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>>19452090
He's not shy at all he just can be a real dick about sex.

wait so fmu met a guy from 4chan, slept in his bed and he didn't try to fuck her?

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>>19451896
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>>19452064

HOLEE Shit it's fuckmyusername from reddit lol I remember you from way back when, I almost forgot your username for a sec lolol

Seriously though, I used to see your stuff all the time, hngggg, you have the sexiest ass ever and I kinda get off to these thigh/butt scars, like badly. Also that butthole makes me drool. And those frontal pics make me dizzy. Holy shit what have I stumbled upon

>>19452075
<<19452078
Aww dat smile

>>19452095
>dat innie
this would look 100x hotter with a ginger bush

>>19452102
>dyslexia

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>>19452095
>>19452100

Time to cum buckets. Sorrynotsorry fmu is too hot.

>still hadn't inserted anything in her arsehole
>people thinks "she's back"

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>>19452095
what doses that even mean?

>>19451748
>fucking poster child...
...for dysmorphia, not understanding diet/physiology, and shitposting.
FTFY
You're certainly living up to 'ghastly' this morning. At least you seem to be feeling good about yourself. That's sort of refreshing.

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>>19452122
>command f "she's back"
>literally just you
try harder

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>>19452100
>fuckmyusername
Yeah, that's a good series. FMU = 10/10 imo.

>>19452131
need a spread anus closeup

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>>19452131
Lol it's just coz I remember you from reddit that he's all upset. Seriously though you are fucking gorgeous and HAHA what have I stumbled upon, it's really fuckmyusername, Jesus. Today was good but now it's great.

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>>19452134
Definitely, when I was trying to remember what her username was I was like "I know it's fuck my something...fuck my ass? Ah who knows" LOL

She's a 10/10 for me as well.

>>19451957
Legit question: Are your breasts natural?
I'm a girl and those are perfect... Like, holy shit. I hope they are fake. You're making me look bad. :(

>>19452159
arch dat back. They're real but like yeah, I'm not just hunching per usual

anddddddd now I'm getting in trouble so bye

>>19452159
They're so realymcreal haha

It's up to you, but you can post as well, timestamp and basically have a bunch of guys tell you your breasts are hot as hell lol either way boobs are boobs.

>I ain't complainin if you're postin

>>19452171
>I'm getting in trouble so bye
fuck him. he doesn't own you. your dude sounds insecure as fuck.
post a few videos that you have on your phone. i know you've got some.

>>19452159
>I'm a girl
pics or it didn't happen

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>>19452171
>mfw the second I get in the thread five 5 mins fmu is already leaving before I have a chance to bask in it

>>19452171
>anddddddd now I'm getting in trouble so bye
someone's whipped haha

>>19452178
no, because I asked if he could just like not be rude if I send him something like that in the future. And he got all mad that I asked him to not say things like "Yes. That is you naked." after sending him a pic right a few days after he got made at me cause I'm not seductive enough. Sex is like, our only issue, cause I want it more and he's generally rude when he doesn't want it at the exact moment which affects me ever trying cause I get rejected. blah blah blah.

>>19452190
You realize young guys not constantly wanting sex is not normal right?

>>19452204
I got in a loooooooooot of trouble for mentioning that once and then he told me he doesn't want it because he feels like I make him do it so its a "chore."

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>>19452171
>>19452134
The amount of cum I've made in this woman's name is unreal, last year I had her gonewild account bookmarked and checked it every few days when I used to fap waaay more than I do now lol

>>19452190
sounds even more insecure. he probably doesn't like you posting here because he thinks you're wanting more attention than what he can give you, thus believing that he's not pleasing you himself.
that can also affect his sex drive, it's not a matter of him not wanting sex as much as you he may feel that he can't please you or is inadequate in some other way. so rather than have sex he'll avoid it.

a guy in his 20s is at his sexual peak.

>>19452214
>this

>>19452214
I didn't even mention I was posting. This is all unrelated to posting, I don't tell him when/what I post.

>>19452207
So, you get in trouble for being hot and sexy? You need to dump that loser. Seriously.

>>19452213
A few more posts like this and she will start to suck your dick.

>>19452214
I wish this was true.

>>19452131

>command f....meaning I give a single fuck/

love fmu's body, but she blogs more than she puts stuff in in her arse so get out the fecking way, and allow her to do what she was put on God's green earth to do.

Fucking Proddy cunt, can't even Internet. .

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>>19452223
HA I WISH

You're a funny guy

>>19452207
>>19452214
This guy has valid points.
I've been with the same chick for 12 years. Barring actual life threatening injury I've never turned it down

>>19452207
>sex is a chore
confirmed for being a frigid limp bitch in bed

have you even achieved an orgasm yet?

>>19452245
It has absolutely nothing to do with it. Remember when I didn't post forever? Kept right on happening then. He says he's tired and stuff and that I'm not seductive enough. I am also whiny when I don't get it apparently.

Though I feel I'm more just upset by the ways he turns me down and feeling like the freak that can't turn her boyfriend down.

Also, he says unrelated. One time he looked at me and said "I feel like lately is the first time in 10 years I am just totally not obsessed with sex constantly." That one hurt. He claims its cause he's busy with work now.

>>19452249
I'm not, he's the one that just lays there. I suck his dick, ride him any way he wants, whatever and I know I'm not bad at it.

>>19452259
>>19452256
I actually am sorry for the blogging this time. This is just all blubbering out because its too embarrassing to talk about to anyone when all of my friends complain about how they can't get their boyfriends off of them.

>>19452262
sex isn't everything but it is important in a relationship and you sound bored in your relationship.

>>19452262
If there's no sex, or not enough for you, then demote him back to the friend zone and find someone who fulfills ALL of your needs. Life's too fucking short to settle, Fay. Trust me on this. I'm the fucking poster child for bad relationships.

>>19452279
this. i said this a long time ago. some people stay in relationships because it's safe. they know that person wont cheat on them or anything but they'll be bored out of her mind in the relationship.

>betting my paycheck fmu's never had body shaking orgasm from her man yet.

>>19452279
it'll never happen unless she gets an epiphany

she's too stuck in her mentality that she and him are "a couple"
It's like living in your whole life in a shitty neighbourhood in your parent's basement, but when you move out, you realize there's a whole different world out there

>>19452262
Its pretty odd. I could kinda understand if you're not being mentally exciting as an oldfag, but when I was 20? Most guys would literally fuck a dead fish

>>19452305
Nah, I'm an old fag, and still want pussy 24/7

>>19452279
When she first mentioned this guy all she talked about was the crazy sex they were having. How he wanted to do all sorts of weird shit, see her fuck other guys, see her get gangbanged, etc.

That's turned to where he doesn't want her fucking Puddems or even posting naked.

It's obvious she's young and curious and wants to experiment. She'll never leave him because it's her first relationship and she's hopelessly devoted.

He'll never drop her because she's way better than he could do otherwise.

>>19452305
>Most guys would literally fuck a dead fish
This is true for guys that don't have regular girlfriends. Guys at that age need a constant change of scenery.
Eating the same dish for a couple of years gets pretty fucking dry and boring.

I'm gonna guess that FMU's sex life consists of the same shit everytime they have sex.
ALso it don't help that she looks like skeletor in lowlight.

>>19452262
I expect you to repudiate what you posted here within the next few days, because my confidence in your posting as a troll is quite high

Nevertheless even half of what you say about his libido is true then you are not an ideal match sexually. Bear in mind that all I know is what you say colored by my own life experiences, but he sounds like a big douche bag. I am glad that you have fun with him but a lazy, self centered douche he remains. Have fun, get this whole relationship thing in perspective, but rest assured that he is not the guy you're going to be within a year

>all i wanted to see was a video of FMU getting face fucked, then fucked in the ass.

i'm talking Puddems tier stuff.

>>19452350
>Puddems tier
>FMU
I want your drugs.

UPDATE:

The jew apologizes and says he gets how it was rude and he was joking then follows up with

"So that picture. Did your boobs get smaller or is it just the picture?"

And apparently that also is not rude.

>>19452379
it's not rude, he just doesn't know what to say because he sees your boobs in real life so he doesn't care about pictures

i'd like a definitive answer as to why:

you made awesome content before, and obv enjoyed making it

and then stopped bc of Edward?

Its ridiculous.

>>19452379
also your boyfriend isn't like guys from 4chan, you don't seduce him with close-up pictures of your anus
it needs to be more personal than that, focus on his fetiches or something

>>19452397

newfriend, her bf is from 4chan.

>>19452397
>focus on his fetiches
>he's the one that just lays there

You obviously haven't read the thread at all. He likes being spoonfed. And apparently my characterization of fmu was fitting for her kike.

>>19452403
that's not the point

>>19452405
>He likes being spoonfed.
why do you pretend you have any idea about what's going on, i'm just giving her fair advices

>>19452406

just stop.....you know nothing of the story, so really. You're already embarrassing yourself.

>>19452413
>why do you pretend you have any idea about what's going on
maybe it's because she fucking tells you
holy fuck you're dense!
really, you want to give advice? haha

>>19452379
I lold

>>19452436
she only tells you her own version about how it has been lately

>>19452419
and what do you know about it

>>19452379
I totally understand there is no point in this but w/e:

Chickadee, you're young and obviously a very sexual person who's with someone who's...not so much. Sexual compatibility is an important part of a relationship (obviously not the most important) but the bigger issue here is the fact that there's blame being put onto each other. Blame isn't sexy. Instead of "whining" about lack of sex, have you tried talking to him honestly about what you could do to help get you laid more often? Give him suggestions about things he can do to help you when he's not in the mood and definitely discuss the fact that him being a rude cunt is inappropriate and unnecessary. That being said, this is off of edited, one-sided recollection of your issues so if it's not applicable then eh.

/motherly advice Blondie

>>19452384
You sir, are crazy. I still love any pictures I get of my girl. I don't know any guy who wouldn't.

>>19452513
obviously different things work for different person but in this case he didn't seem too enthusiast about the picture she sent him so that might be an explanation

>>19449625
thanks, blondie. It's bretty gud, actually. :)
I always wanted to see you anal bate.
(Next time better lightning, please)

>>19452545
I was going with the neckbeard bate theme but my puss was sore so...anal bate it was! It wasn't all seductive shadows? lol I haven't actually seen it yet.

>>19450935
I hate fake moaning with a passion. It's a huge turn off for me when I hear ladies do it and it's like desert vag if someone expects me to do it. I love love love ladies who are naturally vocal. I'm glad you liked it though and thank you for commenting, but my requests for other ladies are Strictly for myself ;) I love george's body but I have a huge lady crush on Grace's face, even if she is a little awkward in vid...and smile. That fucking smile is so cute
>>19450943
I will on tuesday. No ballgag though :(

>>19452568
You're doing it again, posting without pictures,

>>19452465

obviously more than you do.

>>19452588
thank you for that enlighting response

>>19452568
>tuesday
...only a day away... Is my body ready???
>no ballgag
Racquetballs and duct tape are pretty cheap. Just saying.

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>>19452583
:(

>>19452593

well, I know Alexa's bf's name. so yeah, your shot, friendo.

>>19452598
That's better, proceed

>>19452568
yeah fake shit is lame, just hearing the breathing is sexier when its genuine

>>19452602
and how is it helping you to understand their sex life?
i'm done arguing with stupidity

>>19452568
>so...anal bate it was!
requesting moar. It looked like you liked it(?), which is why I like it. If can't fap to dull anal bates.

>I hate fake moaning with a passion. It's a huge turn off for me
this

Have you heard georges moans?
>that boner

>>19450401
You're a fking god

>>19452598
>can't decide whether it's hawt or disappointing that you didn't let your nipples protrude
I'll go with 'hawt' because you can always take more pictures (this is, of course, meant as a request).

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>>19452624
Okay so I'm in the middle of doing stuff but here lol also, I went ombre on the bottom of my hair, I'm not sure I like it

>>19452616
I love George's moans. My lady boner, easy 9 inches. Yeah, I love it though. For a while, I was super against it because "only whores like anal" but...I like what I like
>>19452605
exactly...that gasp when something happens, or panting when stuff gets heavy... It's the sexiest thing

>>19449625
Why bother making bate vids if you don't cum?
And I know you're self conscious about your vag but a proper, straight on, vag bate would be appreciated.

>>19452606

just don't comment on what you don't know about, and we'll all be a lot better off.

but I bet you cant resist replying, so go ahead.

>>19452645
>ombre
It does seem a little dark in that light.
>nipples + smirk + office
Yep. That's hawt. Thanks!

>>19452645
new hair?
also don't hide your tits, let them be free!

>>19452651
That's cool to know girls get off on other girls.

>>19452171
I'm only a C-cup. If I arch my back I look hella smaller. Ack. Why couldn't you just have implants so I could be all like "Oh, cool. I can get that if I decide to have surgery" but nope, dreams curshed! haha. :P No hope for me.

>anddddddd now I'm getting in trouble so bye
Homie, if posting upsets your partner you probably shouldn't do it, or be with someone who's cool with it. That much said, mad probs for being open and honest about it!

>>19452176
Eh, guys like my boobs and are quite vocal about it. The only person who is dissatisfied is me.

>>19452721
>I'm only a C-cup
No you are a neckbeard.

>>19452721
> The only person who is dissatisfied is me.
And me.

>>19452724
neckbeards can have some serious D cup moobs man

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>>19452728

>>19452724
> Admits gender online
> Doesn't immediately post pics
> ermagawd, you must be a dude!

That's cute.

>>19452698
>implying that /sma/nons don't post in /boob/ or /hgt/ or what-the-fuck-ever
>implying that camwhoring isn't as 'feminist' as pr0n gets
>implying that /pol/ neofascists cannot be ignored/filtered

Why won't Mr Beans video load for me?
Also, >>19452665
Do you know where you are or the obvious stereotype of Jews in America? Do you know the complexities of the social relationship between Sma and FMU? Confirmed for troll or generalized summerfaggotry

>>19452721
Bitch. I'm a 30D which is like a B cup. Arching makes them look perkier.

Never look at YJ. You will kill yourself.

>>19452698
I find these threads funny because all the guys trip over themselves to compliment and defend all the girls for the sole sake of seeing nudity. The entire board defeats the entire point of the whole fucking website and it's hilarious when newfags complain about "misogyny" or "being mean on the internet". If you want moderation for your camwhores so you don't have to see women treated as anything but perfect beings, go to Reddit and not fucking 4chan.

>>19452824
> Googles YJ.
> Jeeps everywhere...

>I'm a 30D which is like a B cup
Elaborate? that confuses the hell out of me. Are you saying they look like B-cups when arched? I would disagree haha.

>>19452858
>Googles YJ

>>19452845

So edgy

>>19452886
Cheers anon. I rarely visit /soc/, so I have no idea.. :P

Holy sheit, I think i'm in love.

>>19451839
clean ur room please :c

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>>19452901
yeah she attractive.

>>19452877
Yes, that is the common rebuttal of the modern 4chan shitposter. I didn't need an example but thanks for helping out anyway.

>>19452939
There's an Ivy gallery there too.

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>>19453024
i saw. ewww i was fattttt.

>>19453033
meh it was evenly distributed.

>>19453024
>>19452886
>all these galleries from old camwhores
>mfw this will be reported and taken down soon

save what you can, bros. rare opportunity.

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>>19453042
yeah my dude says i look "really hot" now but the gigantic ass i had when i was bigger made for a pretty even tradeoff

okay i gtg now. i was just posting these pics i took as like... fitness progress report

>>19453064
he is correct on both accounts.

>>19453033
>i saw. ewww i was fattttt.
awfully funny how you couldn't accept that fact back then

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>>19453173
who cares m8? i got skinnier and being called fat all the time helped. idgaf

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>>19453173
this guys cooler than cool

What a pose

>>19453202
I already said it FMU, you should take some protein at least.

>camwhores

>>19453195
I'll be the first to tell you that you've turned your body image around a full 180. Props to you, your hard work.

>>19453202
I'm glad the beautyqueen thinks so.
Please go on some more about your highschool drama with your sexually disappointing bf.

>>19453202
perfect

guys get bored with their gfs. it happens.

>>19453360
Problem is... he is boring since he was born. "Fun" doesn't exist in his vocabulary.

>>19453202
clean your damn mirror

>>19453603
Yeah, coudln't see it until the flash. Out of all the things to clean in my room though. I should just finally unpack stuff.

>>19453616
Do you have anymore like this or could take more?>>19452064

>>19453055
Some of those are ancient holy shit

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Is it morally reprehensible to bang a guy because you want to bang his twin sister but can't

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Pt 2 do i care or should I do it anyway

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>>19453764

>>19453764
Nah.

>>19453764
>>19453820
>not having a mff twincest threesome

fmu has a fat girl's pussy. :3

what's stopping you, her free will?

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>>19453850
>>19453828
I wish; _;

>>19453764
"Can't"? Why?

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>>19453885
She's like straight and has a boyfy

>>19454130
That's why god invented rope.

>>19453202
>>19453616
next time you finger the mirror give it a smileyface to know you left it smiling.

>>19453863
But.... vaginas always been my thing. Thats my strong suit.

>>19454130
she probably wouldn't be interested in you anyway

>>19454406
If every fat girl had a vag like fmu, I'd be swimming with the whales more often.

>>19449096
i seriously just want to stick my nose in that pussy and smell it

>>19451896
would looooooooooove to fuck u in this postion...