MALE SEXY AUDIO (MSA) Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal

VOCAROO
http://vocaroo.com/

CHIRBIT
http://www.chirbit.com/

PASTEBIN:
http://pastebin.com/

MASSIVE SCRIPT DUMP
http://pastebin.com/v9d9qf3H

POPULAR SCRIPTS/SHENANIGANS
Questions for New Boys
http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb

Villian Marriage Proposal
http://pastebin.com/B9S1k68j

My Pet
http://pastebin.com/rmMkxuFN

Love Letter to Mistress
http://pastebin.com/tdgxuGbq

Ollie's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/a2IMd

THE 100-1 CHALLENGE

All you have to do is to count slowly down from 100 all the way down to 1, as you masturbate. The challenge is to try and hold back your orgasm until you reach 1, and then come for us delightfully.
Sounds easy, but it's harder than you think - generally about a third of the guys make it to 1, and two thirds come before they reach 1. Can you do it?
For the record, it's totally okay to come before you get to 1 if you want to, it's just more fun for you if you at least try to hold it back as long as you can...

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EDGING--Masturbating as close to getting off without getting off as you can. Some like to rinse/repeat and do this over the span of a few days or weeks until they can't take it anymore, others just do once in a single session leaving themselves unfulfilled, and some do it repeatedly in a single session until they get off.- Why try this? For some it's about willpower, for some masochism, others it's just about the fun of driving themselves out of their mind with sexual frustration until they can't take it anymore which listeners usually quite enjoy.

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REMEMBER:

WE LOVE REQUESTS. No matter how stupid, off topic, kinky, weird or wonderful you may think your request is. If you have a fetish, a need for a lullaby, desire for a joke, or a script you want read- you're bound to find a bevvy of male performers willing to satisfy your every whim.

If you don't post your desires, we can't fulfill them- so don't be shy.

new here
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05gDsVDqHqf

Prince here!

The individual chapters of The Little Prince
http://pastebin.com/YeN9Zbjr

Oh, the Places You'll Go!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JsZ7bKNwmx

And a fairly decent assortment of stuff ranging from sweet and soft all the way to rapeplay and everything in between (plain ol' faps, too) in my soundgasm!
http://soundgasm.net/u/snakeprince

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Sample
http://chirb.it/vCevww

Intro of Me:
http://chirb.it/pKc2vC

New recording, plus I updated the imgur link in the OP stuff.


The Boss's Daughter
>tags: exhibitionism, age gap
http://soundgasm.net/u/Ollie/The-Bosss-Daughter


>Ollie's Audio Archive (sorted by kinks)
http://pastebin.com/jzJZGaJd

-Ollie

Still requesting readings of any of theses, feel free to pick a section you like if you find them too long to read entirely. [spoiler]Preferably the sexy bits[/spoiler]

http://pastebin.com/zdqRVbLE
http://pastebin.com/VzKZEvXr
http://pastebin.com/s35QCK6S

Rumble here, checking to see what new ID I'm stuck with.

I have in my backlog:
Masturbating into the microphone again.
Improv
Part two on two stories from /tg/, evidently, in a noir-style voice.

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>>19371508
...and where's the links?

>>19371194
I fell asleep early last night, thanks for the new thread OP!

Sincerely,
Last OP (aka: the worst OP)

hello 4chan
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03nmDpkqcsj

>>19371466
Oh my god, the first story is so amazing! Seriously one of the best short stories I've ever read. Is there more? Or is this part of a book or larger series?

>>19371923
Just some writings I've done. I hope to eventually assemble a full book or maybe an anthology or something.

>>19371951
Well please do, i just finished it too and it looks great. If you already wrote some more of this story i'll love to read it (and record it when i have some times)

>>19372019
Some? A lot of it is choppy/contradictory. I have a habit of writting individual scenes and piecing them together later.

>>19371951
You have lots of talent, please do keep writing! I really loved that story :)

Well I wrote this the other night, still a bit rough mind.
http://pastebin.com/UpkT0nMN

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>>19371508
Welp, looks like I won't see any of it before I go to sleep.
Anyway, I've written a short script for you (well, actually it's a continuation).
But it's so disgustingly vanilla and fluff I'm ashamed of myself. I didn't even have it in me to write sexy times even though I planned to (well, that's why it's so short)
Oh well, here goes nothing.
http://pastebin.com/0xBKAnMT

>>19372079
>>19372047
Meant to quote.

Question to scriptwriters

How important is realism? I mean, I'm writing a script about work colleagues who give into their passions at the office. Now ordinarily, girls don't just let you cum inside them if it's your first time fucking. But this is fantasy.

Do I have him ask if it's OK/safe to cum inside? Or should he just do it? Or should I try and make it more convoluted by having him cum in her mouth or something? - (my least favourite option)

>>19372132
Ordinarily, girls don't just give in and happily cum having sex with stalkers\rapists. Here, they do.
It's all about a fantasy, in my opinion.
And it all depends on what kind of script you're writing. Is it's about domination, he should do it just because it's a way to mark female. If it's vanilla, he should probably ask OR you always have the option of him feeling it so strongly he doesn't manage to pull out in time.

>>19372115
>>19372079
>>19371951
My ID is all over the fucking place today. That's what I get for using incognito mode and having shitty internet.

>>19372185
Haha incognito does nothing to you ID, network changes will. Personally I agree with >>19372165
and really, in a story I am going to care slightly less about it than in real life. If it makes it hotter, just keep it in.

>>19372205
Oh, good to know. Regardless it's hard to keep track of myself or allow other to recognize me if it keeps changing every other post.

>>19372079
Thank you so much! I really enjoy these characters, and I'm already a fan of your world building!

As a German, I really loved that you call the kingdom "königinreich", nice! :D

Sherlock here. I'll just post stuff from my Chrib.it and be around if anyone wants me to do anything.

I usually don't do anything sexy, and I can post my "questions for new/old boys" if necessary.

>The Raven - Edgar Allan Poe
http://chirb.it/5rfhGy

>Laughing Jack - Creepypasta
http://chirb.it/rrp8Fw

>Fox in Socks - Dr. Seuss
http://chirb.it/F17Is8

>Goodnight Moon
http://chirb.it/wp91BD

>>19372237
I was actually a little worried when I was naming places that I'd fuck up the translations and offend someone who ACTUALLY knew the language.

>>19372226
Use a tag or sig at the end of your posts!

>>19372271
That uh... That seems a lot more obvious now than it did 3 seconds ago.
-Tepes

>>19372079
>>19372237
>>19372249
I decided to do the first paragraph. If you like it, I can keep going later this afternoon.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s05Ya9NiEgIE

>>19372278
I do! You have a nice timber to your voice, and you do a good job of navigating the words. If you have any questions on how to pronounce a word or what something is let me know.
-Tepes

>>19371528
>>19372094

I'm really sorry I couldn't do anything today! I've had to go to the doctor and caught up on sleep thanks to some painkillers. I'll make it up to you!

...I'll do some writing, myself. In the vein of your story, if you don't mind me doing so, I'll do the sexy times.

>>19372305
Okay I'm back.

Aveshj, is it pronounced avesh? http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SMywAGfA3U
Or avesh-jah? http://vocaroo.com/i/s0af6lFYtUG8

Or if it is something else, let me know.

For Miranos is it Mir-on-os: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xaCe0OX0pa
or is it Mir-an-os: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xpQEr4uaPL


Did I pronounce Mikonos correctly? http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Xcv7NurzUc

Koniginreich: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xEH98fbJsQ

Ibergal: http://vocaroo.com/i/s08slM9v69Dt

Aermense Lae: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tAmtIgLyDX

Grande Quantidade: http://vocaroo.com/i/s00V91GnIcPB

Denizde Liman: http://vocaroo.com/i/s13tdZaOBEFa

I uh... this last one I'm going to fuck up.
Denizbakirjirsi: http://vocaroo.com/i/s04p935EgezV

If these all work for pronunciation or you want me to change it let me know, then I'll finish up the recording.

-Sherlock

>>19373046
The first

The first

Yup

Long o, so Kah-ni-gin

I pronounce it ee-ber-gal, but I-ber-gul is technically how it SHOULD be pronounced, being a combination of Iberia and Portugal

Correct

It's actually Portuguese, but everyone not from Ibergal pronounces it Grand Kwan-ti-dahd, much to the ire of the Iberguese

These next two are turkish, but I did my best to anglicize the spelling. Den-iz-day Lee-mahn.

Den-iz-bawk-ear-jeer-say

Not bad considering basically every word was from a different language or dialect.

>>19373180
>>19373046
I don't know why I said it had a long o and then explained it using a sound that is not a long o. Assume the latter. This is what I get for being distracted by your voice, which is AWESOME to listen to.

-Tepes

>>19373206
>>19373180
I guess I missed one. Liflyhn... is it like life-lin or lif-lin?

>>19373238
Lif-lin.

-Tepes

You're all faggots
-Anon

http://soundgasm.net/u/SnakePrince/Tryst-in-the-Testimonials
http://soundgasm.net/u/SnakePrince/Cramming-for-Finals

>>19373285
>Den-iz-bawk-ear-jeer-say
>>19373206
>>19373180
>>19372305
Let me know what you think-
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FaCs9WoxB7

>>19373611
Awesome! Makes my writing seem good, and really helps to pick out areas where my writing doesn't flow so well. I can not express my thanks enough.

-Tepes

>>19373681
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AnqLZtm9ZR

>>19373701
There's always these >>19371466 The first one is rather long and doesn't get too explicit until the last section. I think I may have a few more scraps bouncing around that I could dig for as well if those don't suit your fancy.

Also congrats of the actual job!

P.S. It's pronounces Tep-esh, like Vlad Tepes, also know as Vlad the Impaler.

>>19373754
Should I just call you the impaler from now on? Haha. Also, I'll get started on the first script, but it might take a little bit (couple hours mayhaps). I record through Audacity so I can remove any mistakes and such.

>>19373778
I think Tepes suits me fine, understated, but pretentious. And no worries. I'm gonna be going out for a few hours here soon, so I won't go made with boredom or anything.

Any femanons want to listen live to an edging session on skype let me know. Offer ends thirty minutes from this post.

So, this is my first time posting in an MSA thread. I know some anons like to start by posting personal info about themselves, but I felt like doing the 100-1 challenge. Anyways, if you want to know personal details, you're free to ask, and if you enjoyed my recording, leaving a comment would be appreciated.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oPVzjmM5Le

>>19374232
that was pretty hot to hear! nice voice

>>19373804
I was saying it as a joke! Anyways, I did the first 10 "paragraphs". I'll keep doing more when I get home from the movies this evening. Let me know if you have any changes before I keep recording more.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s013RlGDQt9b

>>19374322
Thank you. Glad you enjoyed it.

Hey guys, I need some help with some voice acting. I would appreciate it for guys to give me your best monotonous voice while saying stuff that a robot would say like "ERROR" or "DOES NOT COMPUTE", or whatever comes to your mind. You don't have to use filters or anything to change your voice.

Here's an example of what I'm looking for. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Hl9m6lSg0F You can say those lines if you want to. The more recordings I get, the better, so please give it a shot.

Aussie here again, taking requests.

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More successful than my last attempt. Here's that recording that was requested. Pic related.
http://chirb.it/yNEhvz
-Tentin

Anyone want to hear some fuckin
singin
or something

>>19374812
Insanely hot. 10/10. thank you for fulfilling my request! its much appreciated.

I don't know what your sexual appetite is like, but whenever you feel like recording more like this, please do. you've become my new favorite guy to listen to, and its a shame you don't have more recordings. you should definitely work on that.

REQUEST:

Rambling on about normal shit.

Tell me about your day or weekend plans?

I love hearing a nice, soothing voice before bed. I might ask to skype with someone :x

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TaR8izD4Iw

>>19375776
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0A7Cn9ErSq2

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tOcttWZLmq

>>19375767
here's some more stuff by him
http://audioboo.fm/users/152266/boos

>>19376122
>http://audioboo.fm/users/152266/boos
Rad! Thanks!

>>19373388
Thanks
-noname

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>>19372967
If you don't feel well, please, don't worry about anything and just rest. I'll wait as much time as needed. Hope you get well soon!
>I'll do the sexy times
OH GOD YES.

Captcha is "stripped maidde", lol.

>>19374344
Excellent excellent excellent! I just got home from a rough day and now I'm instantly in a better mode. Great work

-Tepes

>>19375767
On why I don't make more fap recordings.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SpQ3cGoJXb

>>19376122
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tTgOTw0vLp

>>19371572

Ohhh nah, you probably would've been ok. I just figured I'd OP since I wanted to update the imgur link.

>>19371239
I miss you, you know.

>>19376636
D: What did I do? I'm sorry!

>>19376619
why don't you make more fap recordings?
the link didn't work for me, idk why

>>19376648
You know who this is. I bet you think about me all the time.

>>19376698
I think about a lot of people a lot of the time.

>>19376765
Er. L? C? I might not be the same person you're thinking of?

>>19376816
I really don't think I'm who you're thinking of because I'm on skype right now.
I'm not intentionally lying to you! I think!

>>19376837
>>19376829
I am VERY emotionally invested in this right now.

>>19376829
Your Skype identification still starts with an "o" correct?

>>19374812
>http://chirb.it/yNEhvz
The moaning...fuuuckkkk

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>>19371194
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DH98zGixv2

>>19376849
It's never started with an 'o'. I swear, I don't think I'm who you think I am.
I'm Prince.

>>19376861
A SHOCKING TWIST!

>>19376873
I'm sorry. American.

>>19376891
... the worst part is that I'm really not. Just tell me who you're looking for or who you are.

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Idk dude, I'm just chill

>>19376904
Don't go away! I'll be your friend! It'll be okay.

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Well, this is getting interesting.

>>19376919
Y-you don't want to be my f-friend..

>>19376927
Why would you say that? Of course I do.

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>>19376934
It's a responsibility >_>

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I was going to post something, but now...

>>19376976
Well, of course it is. Keeping friends isn't just where you say you're friends and leave it at that. You keep talking with them and laugh and cry and shout and all sorts of stuff.

>>19377005
I'm sick. How can I talk to you privately without speaking.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s11HlIIMoVEY
Looking for requests to do, a sample of my voice^^^

>>19377032
Email or my actual skype. :P Both are snakeprince0. I use gmail.

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TAKING REQUESTS.

Gimme somethin.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uPHfcGPki9

>>19377039
Your mic seems a little low.
>>19377064


If either of you would like to read from either of theses, t'would be appreciated.>>19371466

>>19377090
>http://pastebin.com/VzKZEvXr
Question: How do you pronounce
Petaeat
Agape
Áinfean

Can I request something rapey/violent/taunting the victim for liking it? Preferably, it would include low, sinister chuckling and work its way up to maniacal laughter. Extra special bonus if taunting includes threat of impregnation. Ham up the evil and have fun with it.

>>19377128
I'd neeeeeeeeed aaaaaa sciiiiiiipppttt :p

>>19377128
http://soundgasm.net/u/SnakePrince/I-love-it-when-you-cry
Or maybe I could do a fresh one if that wasn't your cup of tea.

>>19377109
Peh-tay-et
Uh-gawp-ay
ien-fen

>>19377159
That last one is not as useful. Eye-en-fen? Ee-en-fen?

>>19377172
ein, like german for one, fehn. If that makes sense? It's an oldschool irish name.

>>19377189
Gotcha, that makes more sense.

>>19377197
Glad to help. Maybe I could do better by not stealing names from dead or mostly dead languages.

>>19377128
I'd love to write a script for that when I have time.
Would you prefer for a guy to be a complete stranger or to be personally attached to a victim (a friend, coworker, and yeah - a stalker falls into that category)?

>>19376524
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18q5jNhSp05

>>19377204
It was too long to do a preview. I got something in my throat about halfway through but tried to talk through it. Let me know if it's acceptable.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IaVZL6T0Ie

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>>19377155
I regret not listening to anything of yours before now. Your voice is...something else. Although, if I say I didn't like it, will you make a new one?

>>19377250
HEY! Welcome back! The more the merrier. If you're feeling up to it please do. You have an awesome voice. But if IASIP is more your speed to night I get it.

>>19377245
Ooh. I'd love anything, but especially if it was someone who understands the victim well enough to really mess with her head. Maybe a psychological, Hannibal-esque villain? Realism isn't a must. If that's difficult (it sounds difficult) any role that strikes your fancy is fine and dandy.

>>19377251
Sorry bro, but you rocked it out. Great work.

>>19377255
Heh. I might, but it'll take some time. I'm glad you seemed to enjoy it. ;)

>>19371466
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jVy1E2HhQD
It's the very last segment of The Purchase

>>19377289
Oooh, what about an arch-nemesis finally capturing a heroine all for himself?
Don't know if I'd do well with Hannibal-type of a villain but I'd certainly want to try.

>>19377305
I love it, that sounds amazing.

>>19377299
Thanks. I wasn't it love with it, it felt monotone. But if you're happy then I'm happy.

As a general question, I'm pretty sure the 100-1 challenge is going to be pretty easy for me. How long would you guys be interested in hearing me go for? Because I do around 1hr with porn usually.

>>19377304
Hooooo-ly shit. That was good. REALLY good. Like, damn. I'm gonna listen to that over and over. Pat yourself on the back man.

>>19377319
It's a shame I won't be able to work on that in a few hours.
But I certainly will start writing when I get home after my classes tonight.
Thanks for the idea, by the way!

>>19377358
Thank you! I really enjoyed reading that.

>>19377365
Glad to hear it. I do try.

>>19377287
Decided to at least do the full first chapter (where it ends with him owning the elf)

Will do more as I have time tonight (don't plan on sleeping) and should have it finished by tomorrow at some point. It's a lot to read, sorry I'm not too quick -- You can't rush perfection!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n0AewQYVmJ

>>19377454
I don't have much (anything) planned tomorrow. So I suppose spending it listening to you read a story I wrote is a fair sight better than getting drunk and lamenting my inability to write in a narritivistically linear manner.

>>19377486
Well, my plan is to get drunk after the end of the story and then post really silly recordings that have nothing to do with anything. So if you're around tomorrow night, you have something else to look forward to!

>>19371646
ohmygod your voice.
Ohmy.

>>19377493
>get drunk... then post really silly recordings
Another anon chiming in, I would love this!

>>19371646
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s03nmDpkqcsj

Your voice is so soothing Mr German Sir, would you please read this script I wrote? It would be much appreciated
>http://pastebin.com/FATmsbqr

-Nightingale

>>19376249
ily noname

>>19376693
>>19375767
>>19376619
Sorry about that. I recorded in audacity and forgot to upload to vocaroo! Silly me. Here's that rambling reply I meant to post. Please excuse the uncomfortable laughter and giggling through my nose.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0COvjmEzV8r

poem http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f2PqWIIJ6h

>>19377917
I hate to be *that* anon, but what do yiu look like? Don't have to post a picture, just describe?

>>19371466

Here's a little bit, I think I sound funny ; ;

http://soundgasm.net/u/BCsThrowAway/The-Purchase-1-4

>>19377917
I know this isn't for me but i still listened to it and i really love the way you laugh. It makes me want to listen to you before i go to bed because i want to fall asleep happy and relaxed. :-) i'm also new here so can i ask for the links of your other recordings? Especially those where you play an assertive character. Dominance gets me off. Being dominated, that is.( I am 163cm, 100 lbs-if you want to make a script or sth :x haha anyway, you sound really really sexy. Okay, i'm rambling. Sorry. :-p)

god bless myself

http://soundgasm.net/u/BCsThrowAway/MIT-Gorilla

>>19377917
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0COvjmEzV8r
Thats really interesting. The main reason I listen to MSA is because my first relationship was long distance, and my first sort of sexual experience was via phonesex. It went on for quite a long time. 4 years perhaps. and I feel like it really effected my sex life. to the point where I was (am) addicted to hearing someone else get off while I do. Its been 3 years since we broke up. And i go through phases of just craving phone sex or hearing someones voice. Porn doesn't do much for me at all anymore.

I've considered trying to find another person online to help with my urges. But I really don't know how to do it or where to go to find someone who would be into it. I'm not particularly interested in any kind of intimate relationship other than sex. And i don't know how many people have casual phone sex with strangers online. Ha.

Anyway. Its unfortunate that you don't plan on recording more. I really do enjoy listening to you. :)

>>19378547
Music too loud and some points.

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>>19377319
Well, I got drunk on wine and wrote this abomination of a script.
It's long.
As long as the dick of the Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.
http://pastebin.com/YTGSwFxH
Hope you like it.
And that someone will perform it.

>>19372967
And, Rumble, you don't have to post anything, but please just check in when you have the opportunity. I'm kinda worried since you said something about doctors, painkillers and stuff. Hope all is well with you.

>>19378722
I think you are in maybe the best place to find someone to have phone sex with, you can even listen to our voices before choosing someone.
A post like that should attract at least 5 really good candidates i think (and a shitload of other that wouldn't do it for a long time i think).

Anyway, why are the MSA threads so active and filled with novelty when i can't record :( ? Not that i have a crowd to please but...

>>19378722
>I've considered trying to find another person online to help with my urges. But I really don't know how to do it or where to go to find someone who would be into it.
Ask the people who post on MSA if they'd be interested in having phone sex with you. I'm sure you'll find someone from here who's interested. The guy you're replying to even said he enjoyed fooling around with someone online more than masturbating alone, so why don't you try to hook up with him? Most of the guys on here give out skype or email if you ask for it. guy you're replying to has his contact info in his chirbit profile for instance. so, good luck anon! wish you the best with your online adventures

>>19378974
Is an English accent acceptable for this?

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>>19379030
IT'S ALWAYS ACCEPTABLE. LIKE, EVERYWHERE AND ANYWHERE.
Uhm, just to be precise, you meant British accent, right?
(when I started learning English, I was taught where was American English and, uhm... English English. That is the case, right?)
Or did you mean something else?
Well, still acceptable anyway.

>>19378137
http://audioboo.fm/users/152266/boos
http://www.chirbit.com/Tentin
these were already posted in this thread but I guess you didn't see them

>>19377142
Hey stranger, you seem lost. There are plenty of scripts linked near the top of this thread and you never replied to the person who linked you to 3 scripts already. If you're asking someone to write you a script directly you should tell them what you're looking for.

>>19378009
how I look
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hWmIfllSHX

>>19378137
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xfEzgxAbpQ
I was going to post the links to Chirbit and Vocaroo with this, but VfyaW4mn beat me to it.

>>19378722
A direct invitation, after some chatter.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EWa32MkRmJ

>>19379028
You're so helpful. <3

>>19378722
I was wondering something, would you also want to do written stuff? I'd be open to phone sex but french being my mother tongue, i might search my words at times, and it could be a little disturbing.

>>19378974
This script is perfection. I...I'll be in my bunk.
>>19379030
How can one add to perfection? With a British accent, of course.

Tales from the drivethru.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YAODqJKFpB

>>19378998
>>19379028
I realize I am somewhat on the right track. I've been going to these threads for over a year and i've posted all of maybe 4 times. So i can't say i've been proactive in looking for a partner until now. I guess you could say I'm pretty shy when it comes to this kind of thing.

>>19379272
Well... Since you put it that way... I think I might go ahead and add you... :)

>>19379304
I'm primarily interested in the voice aspect of it. and since moaning is universal in all languages (as far as I know) I can't imagine it would be a problem.

This is a lot more of a response than i expected. So please excuse me if I seem flustered!

>>19378974
You weren't kidding with Long Dick Johnson- anyway I did my best, I only tried one take as it was so long so hope it's ok

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1euspoSkTXL

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>>19379497
I was dead serious, yes. Sorry, I guess I got carried away, was having a bit too much fun with this script.
Well, let's hear what your take is like...

>>19379276
I just realised i should add a sample of recordings That could be helpful. http://chirb.it/ekx0td You Can find other via this Link. My id might have changed since i changed laptop i dont Know

>>19379554
Haha I didn't mean to sound like I was complaining! Love a good script

>>19379485

You may want to have a recording of yourself posted, nothing lewd or anything, just a hello would go a long way.

>>19379384
you're too smart to work drivethru
why are you working drivethru? I don't understand

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>>19379651
YOUR ACCENT I LOVE YOUR ACCENT
I LOVE YOUR VOICE
I'M SORRY I'M SO LOUD I'M A BIT DEAF AFTER MY OVARIES EXPLODED.

@Tepes - I'm still working on it... it's been a busy day filled with me handwriting my thank you cards for my graduation gifts.

In the mean time I'll just post my questions for new/old boys! Hopefully this will tide you over for now!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pEFSG3EKQK

-Sherlock

>>19379789
Recession hit us hard.

>>19379831
No worries. Take your time, perfection can not be rushed,

-Tepes

If any of the ladies are interested in listening to some live edge play let me know in the next half hour. Otherwise I'll just record some stuff later.
sober_geek on Skype

>>19379497
ahh jarocar, you can be my vengeful wizard anyday.
Slightly unrelated, are you ever going to start uploading to your chirbit again?

>>19379790
Gah you're too kind. If there's anything you want doing let me know.

>>19379935
Depends what you want up there! I gave up because it was taking ages but I didn't realise there was demandfor stuff to be on there.

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>>19379984
No I'm not. I'm just a sucker for accent like yours.
There's many thing I'd want you to do, but don't let me be so selfish.
Though I'd really be happy to hear your take on my future scripts anytime. You do an amazing job.

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>>19379984
Haha, chirbit is extremely annoying with uploading audio, I get your pain, but I like following my favourite(s) on there I find it easier not to miss anything on chirbit than in these threads. Chirbit also has the added bonus of being able to find anything back, instead of vocaroo links that get lost.
If you'd start signing everything you'd do with your name that'd be great option too ;c

>>19379497
There are no words. Good god.
>>19379790
I know, right?

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Anyone feel like singing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buM2helXw8E

>>19379272
Thank you for the message. And yes, i also usually find a sweet guy on my contact list, usually skype and ask him if i could call and just chat before going to bed. I will listen to the links youve mentioned and i know i'll enjoy listening to them a lot. It makes me really special that you made a message for me. Hehee and i prefer being pinned down on those three you've mentioned: mattress, floor and wall. :) turns me on thinking about it. Have a nice day and keep those vocaroos coming! :D

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mMBoWChgMi

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>>19379894
>first, this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Hu2JXHsY9P

>part/chapter 2
Side note - This part of the story actually turned me on while I was recording... Well then. I had to actually cut the recording a few times when I kind of chuckled while reading because of it was nice to read... the next few parts will be interesting X_X.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HNH2Tpkb4j

>mfw this story is gettin' gud.

>>19380656

Lovely

>>19380668
Another side note, I fucked up saying from the air instead of into the air... already modified it for the final project!

>>19380668
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HNH2Tpkb4j
I'm really glad to hear you're like it. It helped greatly to figure out where my writing failed to flow perfectly, or at all.

Also:
>Jesus christ I used dress like 14 million times in the span of two paragraphs!

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>>19380046
FYI I'm trying to post some old stuff on there so feel free to give it a look
http://www.chirbit.com/jarocar

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>>19380832
As long as you're enjoying listening I'm enjoying recording! That being said... it's going to get pretty lewd coming up, isn't it? Hahaha. Now is my true test I guess, right? If that part is good enough for you

>related

>>19380892
It gets pretty lewd yeah, involving some very heavy foreplay of a certain sense.

>>19380915
Were you able to listen to my questions for recorders? If so, do you have any additional questions? If not, you should listen to it!

Also, I'm posting them in segments. If you want, I can just finish the rest of it and not do anymore segments?

>>19379789
>>19379845
>Recession hit us hard.
True dat, Prince. On the positive side, drivethru does help me practice my voices.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1p8Ur5KED0H

>>19379789

shit job is better than no job.

>>19380930
I have yet to, but will do so post haste.

And whichever is easier for you, I kind of like the segments, gives me a chance to look over a small chunk at a time.

(May someone please read this)
Noah and Matthew were having another one of their famous "sleepovers". Before Matthew could finish, Noah fell asleep. Matthew didn't like this. Before Noah could react, Matthew shoved a pineapple in Noah's ass. In a way, Noah kind of like it, but he was also kind of pissed. So Noah whipped out his penis, and poked out Matthew's eyes with it. They both had to go to the hospital completely nude and get surgery. They were both put in the same room, but it turns out the doctor was gay so they asked one night if they could make out with him. He said yes. After a minutes, they started to gang bang the doctor. He got fired for malpractice. Noah and Matthew then went back home and started it all over again.
-The End

>>19381459
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0j1jORkMg6o
Brava.

>>19381459
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Bv9YbMEzkV

>>19381459
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wxAzcaKFXG

That was wonderful, I had to

>>19381529
>>19381548
>>19381586
This was a story that my girlfriend wrote about to guys we know. Thank you guys so much for reading it, she really likes them!!!

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We Love to LISTEN

>>19380081

>>19379497
Jesus Christ... your voice o.o;; <3

>>19381459
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xRiVfvM0Lq

I'm going to go grab another beer now
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19DFne6BjLQ

>>19376074
This freaked me the fuck out when I listened to it at 4 in the morning.
But it lead me to this...
https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Annabel_Lee_(manuscript)
READ THIS PLEASE?!

>>19382126
I'll drink with you if you want.

>>19382280
Haha maybe. Made that post out of boredom and lack of bumps in case it came off badly. Watcha got?

>>19382323
Whiskey and rum. No beer.

>>19382351
I wouldn't mind some of that if I had any. It's the weekend though so cheers!

Any requests for a bored British male?

Where's Tree? Did he stop doing MSA?

>>19382363
Fuck. Alcohol makes me so horny. Constantly on the edge.

Just popped open a nice bottle of wine to consume by myself. Will be getting thoroughly intoxicated this evening if anyone has any requests. Otherwise I'll just make random recordings... probably bad puns and funny jokes I find.

I am >>19379831 and >>19372244

>>19382927
https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Annabel_Lee_(manuscript)
Also want puns and bad jokes. Love those.

>>19382990
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13wvcPLGJUR

You might have to turn it down... I was rather loud.

Also I've been drinking a bit.

>>19383141
Lol, I'm too drunk to pay attention, but I'm loving the pirate voice.

>>19383192
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fXIWxSIh25

>puns
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wQ5WXQ3qyS

>>19383249
The word "punny" gets me every time, even when sober. I love lame jokes and puns.

captcha: was evebarF
Lol, I've been trying not to barf for the last 2 hours.

>>19383376
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QPTRe4urkj

>>19383413
Australian accent next?!

>>19383558
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nTlciZuKgA

>>19379272
Everything you say, your accent, the wag you say about and mouse.. Just your voice in general is perfect.
And don't get me started on your laugh... Damn. Wow.
Thanks so much for all the stuff you've posted, it's amazing <3

>>19383582
With Russian accent:
"Monstrosity? What you see before you is the first of a new species. I call it Experiment 626. He is fire-proof, bullet-proof, and can think faster than super computer. He can see in the dark, and lift objects three thousand times his size. His only instinct... to destroy everything he touches! Ha ha ha ha! ... 626 was designed to be a monster, but now he has nothing to destroy. You see, I never gave him a greater purpose. What must it be like to have nothing, not even memories to look back on in the middle of the night?"
From Lilo and Stitch, the first movie to ever make me cry.

>>19383659
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09kIuG6F33t

Probably terrible but fucking whatever. I'm just going to keep drinking.

>>19383659
Correction: after a quick google search I realized that Lilo and Stitch was actually the 3rd movie that made me cry. The first one I don't know the name of, but I was 5 years old when I saw it, and the second one was Toy Story 2.

>>19383682
Pretty close from what I remember.

>>19383716
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tWOVwloK9w

>>19379831
You are absolutely adorable :')

>>19383745
I am interested in that emotional story.

One time I went to a restaurant/bar with my friend (a girl, and I'm also a girl) and her friend (a girl) and her date (a guy, it was their first date). So we were kind of double dating, but not really. And there was this really hot waiter (guy) and my friend told him we were lesbians, and I was like, "Yeah, sure whatever," even though I'm not.
End of story. Basically pointless, but I thought I'd share.

I wrote this a few days ago. I feel kind of meh about it, but you can read it if you want.
http://pastebin.com/4iivZ8sj

>>19383716
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tNOd7cYGpZ

Did you never see Lion King when you were that young? That shit's like mace- shove it in kids' faces, they're gonna cry

>>19383797
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1F8SIqL2vnU

>>19383817
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1R9pEJND7j4
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bLpIYg1eFs

>>19383867
I meant it as a compliment, juat woke up early (uk time) and somehow found myself listening to the whole 20 minutes or so, it was just... dawww with the pikachu and the hiccups :3 hmm I'll try and think of a request. What makes you want to live in another county, out of interest?

>>19383912
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1050qfmRoKe

>>19383856
Yeah, I actually watched it a lot as a kid, but I think I was slightly too young to understand what was happening.
Also I've said this before in another thread and everyone else always says it, but OMG, YOUR VOICE!

>>19383867
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1R9pEJND7j4
Your story reminded me of that small moment, haha.
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bLpIYg1eFs
I love the laughs when you mess up. And that whisper.

>>19383946
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PztPrriJcG

>>19383946
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o0sKfZr3PW

>>19383934
hahaha nahh the rambling's almost the best bit very.. Open? What about London? Great place you know ^_^
(also i yawned)

>>19384032

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lCySGIHG8Y

>>19383972
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PztPrriJcG
Adorable!!! To me, there's nothing more attractive in a guy than being really good with kids. I think it's a primal thing, like "That guy is going to be a great father, I must have kids with him!"
Also tall guys. Primal feelings too.

>>19384030
For me, it's 50% your accent, b/c I'm American, and of course love everyone else's accent. 25% your laugh/humility/personality because it's adorable/sexy. And the rest idk, perhaps the deepness and singing ability?
And regarding recognizing someone from on here's voice IRL: I was thinking about that the other day, and lol'd. I wouldn't say anything to them in person or on here, but I'd definitely make a mental note and save for later.

>>19384104
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qjEIjBU5yG

>>19384058
haha, seriously, my boyfriend's dad's Canadian and every time since I met him he's put maple syrup on literally everything and just all the stereotypes ever were true. He also said 'aboot' so yeah there's that too..
ahh Convent Garden right? Not that I'm gonna stalk you there or anything... ^^

>>19384131
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uC24nHrmyZ
>got hiccups at the end
>ended recording because of it
Deal with it.

>>19382126
oh my god that was funny
I'm sorry you've felt ignored, but you're not the only one. Most people don't get responses and the ones who do seem to have been coming here regularly for quite a bit of time and have therefore built up a following. but yeah you're right, I think most people come here for the 100-1 type challenges, but msa stands for male sexy audio so I don't know what you were expecting

>>19384155
consider it dealt with. Yes! We'll show you the best of covent garden and you could both try to explain computer science to me, he's crazy into programming and doing comp sci at uni too whereas I'm just gonna be sticking to astrophysics at uni this year :) haha maple syrup is good... Even on chicken, surprisingly.

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>>19380859
yesss, thanks! so many updates. You're the bestest.

>>19384236
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BXhup6ughM

>>19384129
You've got a great head on your shoulders. Swoon.

>>19384266
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SRIoHlJpLt

>>19384266
>>19384278
I meant... Swoon! You seem like a really good guy!

>>19384297
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DEqrIN328l

>>19384257
yeah I get what you mean about the physics but I love it haha ahh the touristy stuff is so awesome! Okok sorry >.< ok umm so what kinda stuff is there to do where you are? I've only been to the US once and that was to NY and South Carolina, randomly. Oh amother conversation topic, what's your favourite country that you've visited?

>>19384245
No problem chirbit's actually behaving. Unlikely but if you can remember anything of mine you want up there let me know


>>19384104
Haha that's makes even more curious in case someone has and just didn't say anything...

I have fantasised about someone pulling me to one side and being like: "I know" and wanting to fuck me, but a man can dream.

>>19384362
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SRHxtUz23f

>>19376860
>>19384257
Dr. Claw is my favorite part of the Inspector Gadget cartoons.

>>19384278
>>19384297
As a woman, I hate to say it, but... bitches and whores. I'm definitely not like that (yeah, I know, but seriously) but I see girls do it all the time and I just want to scream at them, "You're stupid, quit doing that!"
I really think you'll find someone (or they'll find you). I know it's such a chick flick thing to say/think but "She's out there looking for you right now!! I can feel it!"

I've pretty much sobered up by now, and I didn't puke! Success!

Sexy time script I came across earlier:
http://pastebin.com/6qHJnXbq

>>19384419
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KlAzBTJUeY

>>19384377
>I have fantasised about someone pulling me to one side and being like: "I know" and wanting to fuck me, but a man can dream.
I have specifically fantasized about doing this to you.

>>19384419
Oh goodness that was lewd. I uh.. recorded it anyways. I know the audio is a bit faint, apologies.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pWCPLhi1B6

>>19384377
>I have fantasised about someone pulling me to one side and being like: "I know"
Hmm. That's actually a great idea for FSA script.
So great it makes me wonder maybe someone has already written something like this.

>>19384514
I'd be totally down to write/record this. new fantasy = achieved.

>>19384518
I thought about writing it too, hehehe.
Though I'm really not confident about this at all. I mean, I've only written scripts for MSA before.
I know what do I want to hear when I write scripts from male POV, but what do guys want to hear in fem script? Don't know about general, but sexy part is definitely going to be tough to write.
Maybe you'd do ways better than me at that :3

>>19384392
umm typical saturday night like tonight would be something like getting a pint in the pub with friends then idk skyping the boyfriend cause he actually lives in Wales just now for uni. As for football teams more like Aston Villa (brothers supported them when I was little so yeah) but not gonna lie im more into watching tennis :P I guess Morocco would be my favourite place.. Or South Africa. Just loved the culture differences. And the food.. Oh my. Also are you more of a club person or a bar person? May help decide where to show you :) OH also think I've hward of the observatory, might be sent there for while I do my degree which is cool.
Never got to ask an American this before but what are the general stereotypes of the british where you are? I know the bad teeth one but like what are the others, are they bad? :P

>>19384509
Thank you. ;D
>"My tongue would just vibrate inside of you. It would be better than any vibrator you've ever felt in your life."
Ahhh... great improv!

>>19384534
if you want to write it please do, you write such good scripts. I'm sure that whatever you deliver will be great to work with c: and for inspo you could always check out the FSA pastebin I suppose, although getting direct input from the guys here would be really nice

>>19384561
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ozo1PBcnVO

>>19384551
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1j2Fg5RvwT6

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>>19384445
>I have specifically fantasized about doing this to you.
What? Seriously? Pic related

>>19384514
>>19384518
Glad to ignite this fantasy. If anyone wanted to write an MSA or FSA script I'm sure it would be well received and I'd glady read/be incredibly aroused by it

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>>19384577
>>19384736
I guess I'd try my hand at it.
It really is a great idea for the script, seriously. I mean, you guys here help us, femanons, to live out our fantasies.
So if there's a way to thank all of you in a way more than just with simple words of gratitude, I'd be more than glad to contribute to that.
I was feeling a bit down today, but the perspective of writing something fun somewhat got my spirits up, so thanks for that too.

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>>19384579
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ozo1PBcnVO
I understand getting pleasure from giving it. Even just seeing someone fulfilled or happy or content makes me feel good, even if I had nothing to do with it. One of my favorite things to do when seeing musicians play is to watch their hands, and then watch the expressions on their faces. When they're really into the music, that look of pure bliss just... makes me feel so good.

I don't have skype, but I'll be around here for a while.
I might as well pick a name. I'll go by Eve for now.

>>19384736
Absolutely!!

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>>19384736
>>19384577
Well. Wanted to let you know I'm done with the script.
It's shorter than my previous scripts but I've done that on purpose so it will be easier to record.
>>19385052

Not sure if it's any good. I had a really hard time writing it.
And it strongly reminds me of all of eromanga I've read. Well, where else you'll see a girl talking your ears off while getting fucked.
I'm really nervous for some reason.

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>>19385080
I did it >>19385139 I think there will be more performers who will probably try it though.
But it was really good, especially since you're not used to writing for females.

Also there's a dog somewhere in that recording and I couldn't be arsed to take it out, sorry.

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>>19385146
Dog? I didn't notice anything like that.
I think, I was focusing too hard on something else (HINT: your voice)
Seriously, you're awesome. I think you will make Jarocar very happy with this (oh, I'm betting on it!)

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>>19385170
Aahhh, you're too nice. But I'm really glad the dog isn't too distracting.
Here's to hoping he does, yes c:

>>19385187
No, seriously, I can't think of a man who wouldn't. He'd have to be gay not to be happy with this.
Even I'm happy with this, and I'm a girl.
And I think I will try to write a male version. Not right now though. But, I will.

>>19377574
well thank you :)
>>19377712
hello nightingale, I just saw your post today.
I'm not a pro at recording but I gave it a try for you. Hope you enjoy it.
If you want more, tell me, I'll be there for you

http://vocaroo.com/i/s15WvOKH9nZt