just broke up with my girlfriend, no im not a lesbian..
im ugly as jesus
roast me
more pics, make it good
>inb4 tits of gtfo
New Jersey thread.
Go NJ!
So much optimism and hope
22/m here. Private, independent male stripper. Looking for a cute female to work with.
Have a long list of safe, regular, NO-CONTACT upscale clients. Have made 100 in 15 minutes, clients have shown interest in couples shows with higher pay for both of us.
Can drive. Kik me at njswift11 even if just a little bit interested and will explain everything.
You know what to do :)
Roll that shit
k
Uh oh
Any girls in my area want to pretend to be my gf so I can send pictures to my mom so she doesn't think I'm a fucking loser?
>>25266904
sure dude. where you at?
>>25266913
Oslo, Norway
>>25266924
lol sorry, buddy. I'd love to help but with a reasonable amount of effort. Norway's too far...
I hope you can either stop giving a fuck about family members' opinions of you or find someone to help you out, though. good luck.
Drink drank drunk
This is the alcohol thread. Drinking shitty cheap beer because college. Who else /alkie/ here?
>>25266477
Sup hoodie
I had half a bottle of whiskey and I'm drunk as shit
Feels fucking awesome but I'm bored as fuck because I have no one to talk to
lots of wine and smoke here
rate my ballad, inspired by my train of thought and drugs http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cn6XlY86fk
>>25266542
Yeah man shit drinking alone with no one to talk to is like good vibes cause you just get to do shit you enjoy but also kinda not chill cause there's no one to have fun with.
>>25266553
Volume was all the way up at first and I thought this would be harsh noise but nah it's kinda cool, would def give more listens for better quality and maybe more than just some piano.
Looking for someone to jerk off with on skype. I'm completely straight but the thought of someone watching me jerk off while we watch the same porn is pretty hot to me. If this is something you sound interested in go ahead and add my skype.
skype id:wiredmouse
Wanted to add on and say that I typically like watching stuff with girls that have really nice big round asses, athletic big asses, or just wide hips and a big booty in general. Also not interested in the voice aspect of it just want someone to watch me and talk about the porn were watching.
Is that you?
>>25266458
lmfao, no, im a dude, thats the stuff i typically jack off too, love big asses
Folks, I'm posting this kinda thing again. I'm bored again, and think I'll be up for a bit. I'll chat, trade nudes, do whatever desu.
I'll talk to anyone, but I kinda prefer traps/cd or femanons
Kik is schris62
Also really hoping this doesn't get buried plos
Hello hello :) we are a comfy discord server. We have many active members and are looking to grow even more! We have movie nights, drinking nights and just some nights where we just hang out in voice chat :D everyone and anyone is welcome to join!
https://discord.gg/EJnA2
zzz bump
Heard there was cute girls in this server.
Lots of qt3.14s in here
Ugly gf thread
That's looks like a realistic match to me.
I'm not the only one who's been with her. This is a picture from freshman year in high school
I wouldn't say she's exactly ugly.
Below average for sure but she looks like she has something about her. The kind of girl you have a really fun night hanging out with that randomly ends with sex and neither of you ever mention it again.
ANYONE LIVE IN SOMERSET NJ?
I'm looking to meet up and fuck some nice woman I have an 8in dick and am pretty handsome
>>25265488
not looking to hookup with an aspie white supremacist
Don't think, just join.
Get in this room.
Jasonverd8
Add andypandy168
>>25266834
>>25266828
Added
Hey! Let's get a telegram chat going! Join link is here. We should all be using telegram instead of Kik anyway. Anything goes!
https://t.me/joinchat/AAAAAEGDZAz87OqvS8V0fA
>>25264936
Just a bump
You made a channel and not even a group just FYI. So no one else can talk or post things.
what is the reason some people here prefer telegram over kik? just curious as kik seems to be a lot more popular in general here.
so in the last 24 hours i have shaved my head, dyed my hair, and pierced my own septum. am i punk rock yet?
>pierced my own septum
I thought cows and bulls only got their nose rings, not piggus?
How desperate are you for attention that you made 2 threads about this.
No one cares how short your hair is or what colour or how much metal you have in your face. Be an interesting and engaging person if you want attention.
Start by having an opinion about something and don't ram it down everyone's throat.
Rete thread
>>25258542
8-9
Whoah i need a new picture, my hair has gotten alot longer.
>>25258542
Nice penis bruh
>>25258586
Would rock out with my cock out 6.5/10
Post your face and get rated
I just want someone to love me
>>25256731
love/10
>>25256741
awwww. Can I love you, handsome?