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To hope you get lucky.

This place only cares about how photogenic you are, that's all you savages care about.

>>22620928

yeah /soc/ is the worst board to come to for validation, everyone mostly lurks and is a guy pretending to be a woman.

>another dirty kik thread
>another dirty snapchat thread
>another cock rate thread

it's hilarious actually

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Are you getting spooky for halloween? I was some kind of.... skeleton.... thing for a party this weekend.

>>22619786
Looks rad

Guys I'm a psy vampire and really really hate humans

explain the rules plz

Explain yourself anon

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>>22618717
I kind of want to make a 2015 version of pic related but there I don't think there are even 100 frequent posters anymore

Do you only have a Skype sexy

>>22618466
yes I only have skype right now, do you have?

whats your skype?

>>22618136
Just how to put that rubber on

If you're gonna bust too soon then stop and flip her over, use that time to calm down a bit

Seriously, rubber up

>>22618154
should I masturbate prior to going

I know these are fucking stupid ass questions but im a pretty fucking stupid ass person

>>22618474
If you're gonna do that, do it hours before. Don't do it if you're the type that gets super sleepy after you climax though.

If you're worried about cumming too quickly, just make it not awkward. Smile and tell her that she was too good and then just go down on her as an interim period between the refractory period until you're good to go again or until she orgasms too.

please respond

please respond.

please respond..

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>>22617173

>>22617176
The thing with online dating is the thing with everything else in the Internet too: you don't show what you are but you show what you want to be.
Women on these sites know that they are really rare and especially when they look at least a bit good they know that they can choose everybody, so a normal looking dude like you has no chance.

My advice? Either ignore that online dating stuff completely or lie in fucking every point

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>>22617173
I know I'm not attractive and unphotogenic. But personality wise, I like to think I'm pretty awesome. I've had a lot of women fall in love with me on the DL.
I'm extremely counter-culture, but I don't have tattoos or dress like a kid, so counter-culture won't fuck with me, but normal people don't fuck with me either.
So feel free to rate, give feedback, be local and want to hang out/smoke one, or just talk shit.
If you're local I'm down for whatever, my best friends moved away.
I'm awesome and I just need to get off pof, right?

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>>22616571
10/10 would slice up and build model

Submit to an agency. You get hits, maybe. You get signed...yea id say someone thinks you are

Elliott Rodgers ugly cousin.

straight people are hilarious sometimes

>>22616271
what do you mean?

>>22616296

>"I'm attracted to this person and they're attracted to me but I'm not going to talk to them unless I can eventually get married to them"

I hate you. I hate you so much. I hate that you make me cry, that you don't love me, even care about me. I hate you make me beg for scraps and I hate that for all that I'm not even your favourite

But fuck I can't get enough of you, I don't care about how shit you treat me or make me feel, I don't care that you're fucking my sister or my friends, I don't care that I'm nothing but a plaything to you, to be abused and chewed out at your own pleasure. Every time I see you you Hury me, leave me gagging for air, bruised, red and sore and I fucking love it. I love it when you force my head down on your cock, I love it when you spank me until I can't sit down, when you take me roughly without giving a fuck if I'm enjoying it, but I always am, I get wet just thinking of you treating me like a cheap whore, and I will always always want more.

My friends call me pathetic, an idiot, they say I could have anyone I want, they ask why I'd waste my time with such an abusive wanker, but they don't understand how you make me feel, and nobody ever will

>>22615810
My back sort of hurts from deadlifts and this will be annoying now that I'm going for a run.

My studies are sort of shit, I should be doing those more often.

I'm dating a girl that I sort of like but she's absolutely not my type. I still have feelings for her and I can't end it. No idea what I should do, just letting it float.

On the other hand, I met a girl that was JUST my type. The perfect one. Fit as fuck, 9/10 face and shared my interests. Just glorious to be with, altough abit distant just like myself. Had major feels for her but they faded, cant tell why. Jesus, even her parents were a fucking delight and had tons of cash. If I could just occasionally control those feelings I would be the happiest man on earth.

Also I used to have an almost insane sexdrive, and now I can feel it fade. Both relieved and worried at the same time.

Also my fucking bananas are brown again. I swear to god they were green two days ago. This upsets me more than it should, which in turn upsets me even more. Fuck.

tl:dr; Fitnessproblems, studies suck, cant fall for the right girl, I hate bananas

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What's going on in this th.....
>>22615810
>>22615835

el bumpo

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Ooh, this looks fun!
Here's my first one, a random news story from 2013 ( photo attached ) :

The Russian prison service said Monday it had caught a cat being used as a courier to smuggle banned cell phones and chargers into a prison camp in the country's remote far north.
The prison service in the Komi region said on its website that the cat was detained Friday evening as it climbed the fence of the region's Number One corrective labour camp with two cell phones, batteries and chargers strapped to its back using tape.
It posted a photograph of the black-and-white cat held up by the scruff of its neck by a guard with the bulky package still stuck to its fur.
"They have foiled various attempts to smuggle banned objects into Prison Colony Number One before, but in the case of the cat, the prison colony is at a loss: nothing like this has happened in the prison's history," the regional prison service said.

Read it in your best reporter voice !

>>22615821
Oh god I am going to enjoy this so much.

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Here is the top of my head

>>22614501
That would be clever on any other part of the internet.
Nice STD btw.

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Top of my head still not balding yyaaaayyy

>>22613600
Persian women are god-tier alluring.

>>22613600
Eye a toll her

>>22613609
haha do you have skype?

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bump

>>22613542
Not your personal army you childish loser

>>22613605
what? I posted my own kik
I wanna talk to people until I'm able to sleep lol

>>22611614
Cute

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this place is a fucking greats m8

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o.o