Vocaroo Thread?
ITT post your voice; tell stories; sing songs etc. etc.
https://vocaroo.com
>>22753462
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AaxL1PZONZ
I tried
This is dead. Do these type of threads normally get responses?
>>22753609
Ok?
Generally people wanna hear singing on these types of threads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XTtcg6ByKp
/erpg/ - No Bullying Edition
>New here?
>What the fuck is ERP?
Erotic Role Play. This isn't just cybering as yourself or being flirty on kik, you can get that elsewhere on /soc/. This thread is all about roleplaying distinct characters. Your "ASL"s can be an elf princess and the rugged but gentle half-orc knight that saves her, or the dragon that keeps her. Or maybe you're sci-fi greasemonkey, or the pilot of the starfighter she's repairing. Anything is valid.
>How do I get started?
Before anything else, come up with the character you want to fuck as. Try not to make a boring character, make someone you think people would want to interact with, it doesn't have to just be sexually! Once you've come up with your character, register an account on https://www.f-list.net and create a profile for them. If you're having trouble with concept, feel free to talk here with us in the thread or join our channel with a blank profile. We're happy to help you figure things out!
>So, I made my Character, what now?
After you've created your character and think you're ready to actually ERP, open F-chat 1.0 or 2.0 from the chat tab on the top left of the Homepage. Look through the Public Channels and find the ones which interest you or apply to your character. If someone's ad interests you, look at their profile and private message them if they still interest you, or wait for someone to do the same to you. You can also post your character here, there's a chance one of us will be interested.
>Where do you guys hang out?
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JOIN 4CHAN /ERPG/ CHANNEL
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Just get on https://www.f-list.net/chat/ and type
/join ADH-59dc867b2b8dc5bf159d
That will take you right to the channel.
Previous thread: >>22688909
I really need to play Madison Alexis Dylan some more.
I should also get some lezdom images saved. I've been on /gif/ this morning.
>>22726324
>No Bullying Edition
Hell yeah!
Boy you like my body. Set the mood, let's play!
You can touch me anywhere except for my vajayjay.
My heart says ye-es
But my vajayjay says no-o
Okay erpg, youre the only ones I can trust with this. I got a cut on my asshole somehow, and now when I shit it hurts. But theres sympathetic pain on my chest. Those nerves arent supposed to be connected, right? What the hell is wrong with my spine.
Nederdraad? Nederdraad!
Post je contact info kik/skype en laat jullie hongerigheid voor de andere/zelfde sekse het werk doen
Waarom niet
Kik: atwa2005
31/m/hetero
Redelijk dominant, maar kan ook best goed over niet sexuele zaken praten.
Niet dat ik er vanuit ga dat er nederlandse vrouwen hier zitten
Omdat het weekend voor de deur staat: een zelf bump
Twente aanwezig
JUST
Why am I not good enough for girls? The highest rating I ever get from them is a 6..... What makes a man hot enough? I wouldn't worry about the constant stream of unfortunate rates from /soc/ of girls in real life didn't avoid me or show zero interest when I'm around them also.
>>22777530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2v1qZ80MGk
>>22777534
All I want is serious, brutally honest answers from the opposite sex. A cute girl telling me why she doesn't find me adequate means a lot more than me going into a rate thread and seeing them find me barely not acceptable with no explanation or mention of potential.
>>22777547
I get shit ratings too bud, deal with it
I'm starting gym stuff soon, maybe you should mr image.jpg
Can we get a list of /soc/iopathic narcissists on /soc/?
>>22777477
that redhead with the comma tattoos and the acne ridden manlet that wants to be dominated by girls.
>>22777477
I've been diagnosed with Cluster B personality traits. I tend toward the traits associated with Narcissistic Personality Disorder and Histrionic Personality Disorder. I have a few of the traits of Borderline Personality Disorder. I have the fewest traits of Antisocial Personality Disorder. I don't take criticism well. I've learned how to externally appear to take criticism well, but internally I think I'm justified in what it is I've done. Recognizing this has been very helpful for me, however it sucks to have that initial feeling of, "Fuck you, I'm right. How dare you challenge my decisions." If I think about it enough, I can see the other person's perspective, but it's very taxing. Also, along with Narcissistic Personality Disorder, I'm fairly charming and good looking.
>inb4 Supreme Gentleman
I can be fairly subtle in my manipulation of people, often having patience for the long game. I'm rather grandiose in my thinking, words, and actions (big shock after reading this ramble, right?!?!). I have a high opinion of myself despite lacking having achievements commiserate with the opinion I have of myself. (Here's where I try to convince you and myself that I ACTUALLY have achievements on par with my opinion of myself). I've overcome sexual abuse, depression and anxiety, failing out of college and coming back to graduate in the Information System field of study, overcome an addiction to pain pills, and increased my salary by 222% in the last 7 years.
Anyway, that's an overview.
>>22777501
I assume this is red
Anyone from germany here?
Preferably berlin, to be precise?
No... But i wish i was lol
Why are you asking?
>>22777378
ich komm aus Berlin
Hey /soc/, it's survey time!
>gender
>age
>sexual orientation
>relationship status
>mbti
>location
>ethnicity
>birthplace
>religious beliefs
>job/school
>favorite books
>favorite movies/tv
>favorite music
>favorite sports
>favorite vidya
>hobbies
>do you believe in god?
>do you believe in ayy lmaos?
>what happens when you die?
>closest to death you have been?
>have you ever been in a car crash?
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
>worst injury you have ever had?
>most scared you have ever been?
>how often do you fap?
>shower before sex/oral?
>shower in morning or evening?
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
>when is the last time you said "i love you"?
>when is the last time someone said "i love you" to you?
>favorite 4chan boards
>favorite subreddits
>are you a feminist?
>pro life or pro choice?
>do you wear socks when you are at home?
>batman or spiderman?
>4chan or reddit?
>favorite childhood game
>if you could have one wish, what is it?
>dream job
>life goals
>favorite color
>something you are really good at
>something you wish you were really good at
>favorite animal
>favorite website
>do you spend more time on 4chan or on facebook?
>how many friends do you have?
>anything else you'd like to say?
>pic
>contact info
Omg dude these are too fucking long. Shorten that bitch.
>I'm mobile
>>22776818
here you go
>gender
>age
>sexual orientation
>relationship status
>mbti
>location
>ethnicity
>birthplace
>religious beliefs
>job/school
>favorite books
>favorite movies/tv
>favorite music
>favorite sports
>favorite vidya
>hobbies
>do you believe in god?
>do you believe in ayy lmaos?
>what happens when you die?
>closest to death you have been?
>have you ever been in a car crash?
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
>worst injury you have ever had?
>most scared you have ever been?
>how often do you fap?
>shower before sex/oral?
>shower in morning or evening?
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
If you insist, OP. I'll do this for you because nobody else will. Bless you.
>gender
Clearly female. Hopefully.
>age
18
>sexual orientation
Bi(curious)scum, but most likely heterosexual.
>relationship status
Single and dating.
>mbti
INFJ/ISFJ
>location
Currently Indiana, moving to Spain on Sunday!
>ethnicity
Caucasian
>birthplace
Lexington, Kentucky. Unfortunately.
>religious beliefs
Pure agnostic.
>job/school
Used to work at a naval hotel as the front desk associate, quit a week ago though for the move.
>favorite book
Brave New World by Aldous Huxley.
>favorite movies/tv
Dexter, Breaking Bad, Damages, Mr. Robot, OITNB, all good TV shows. I really like thrillers and mystery movies, Death Sentence is probably my favorite movie even though it's mediocre at best. Has sentimental value.
>favorite music
last.fm/user/Anodynic cbf to list everything. I'll give everything a try though really.
>favorite sports
THE ALL BLACKS. BEST RUGBY TEAM IN THE WORLD HANDS DOWN AND ANYONE WHO DISAGREES IS WRONG.
>favorite vidya
Mirror's Edge, Black Ops (don't fucking judge me, you know the multiplayer modes are entertaining), Hearthstone, Terraria, Eternal Sonata.
>hobbies
I dabble in modular origami and I also am interested in yoga. Used to lift but haven't lately, will once I move and am near a gym again though.
>do you believe in god?
I don't know. I believe in the possibility of a God and I think that's the important thing.
>do you believe in ayy lmaos?
I believe in the possibility of them, but am somewhat fearful due to my ongoing existential crisis. Everytime I think of this shit I get panicky.
>what happens when you die?
I don't know. It scares me to think of it.
>closest to death you have been?
I almost drowned in a swimming pool once when I was 9. Also was in a vehicle with a bipolar person who stopped the car in the middle of train tracks.
Music thread.
Post a link to what you're listening to and a photo for funsies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NVXKYQx9nw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAuyEG7JPbE
yeah..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfXiQMV_I8k
>>22765363
>implying that's you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5jnMclUHjc
and let's face it, you don't really care what i look like
Let's try a high stakes rolling nude game. It's kinda boring that the worst thing that can happen when you roll is an anonymous photo of skin. I'm trying to make some rules, this is what I have so far.
0 - Free (not immune to dubs, trips, quads)
1 - Free (not immune to dubs, trips, quads)
2 - Full Frontal Outside
3 - Full Frontal
4 - Chest
5 - Chest
6 - Dick/Pussy
7 - Dick/Pussy
8 - Asshole
9 - Asshole
Doubles - Number you rolled and full body nude with face
Trip - Same as dubs, but must post phone number
Quads - Same as trips, but also post a friends number
>>22764844
Deliver
>>22764844
Fuck
>>22764855
you too!
post and judge
>>22754238
Would have deep talks about life and the universe with
>>22754238
You look goth atm. I like it. Would have a coffee with.
>>22754283
I feel like we would get along. Probably a similar music taste also.
ctrl+f chastity
> no
Let's fix that. Chastity thread now.
>each-reply-to-your-post-is-another-twelve-hours-of-denial-edition
I'll start with some oc
Discuss.
>>22726244
damn!! tell me you have kik
>>22726258
sure, it's hekki222
>>22726258
r u femanon? i, too, enjoy chastity...
How ugly am I, /fa/. I don't want anyone I know irl to see this so no full face. I need a nose job don't I.
i get it, you dont want people irl to see this (pretty unlikely but i understand the feeling) but how the fuck am i supposed to tell you if your ugly if i cant see your face
foh with your marina abramovic looking ass girl baka
>>22777276
>>22777276
You can see half of it. You can tell from that- can see my face shape and big nose beginning. I need a nose job and I'm currently 1 stone away from my goal weight (Idk if anyone remembers but im the poster who was doing 400 calories and running around 12k a day. I am now water fasting and doing as much running as I can still which is way more effective) so I hope that fixes it.
>>22777277
What
Maxim thread
Discuss the most popular man on soc
>>22774898
p-post ass
Resembles Ian Somerhalder.
10/10 would one night stand.
>>22774898
Who's this jimmy rustler?
>Inb4 hdururuegeyeyhehe newfag
New. Give love.
-insert witty one liner-
>>22774662
real photos only plz
weird talent thread.
Hey let's do something a bit different.
/soc/ likes to show off, so let's show off our weird useless talents, body small anomalies n' shit
we all have one unusual thing our body can do, or random talent that occasionally entertain our drunk friends, even pointless as fuck
so /soc/, what makes you unique?
>>22774275
I can shit my pants at will
>pic appreciated
(forgot to say that)
I can wiggle my ear and do this with my finger. It doesn't look hard to do but if you try you can't do it