welcome to the music assume thread: watchou talkin bout willis edition 5: balls to the walls
rules: you must post a song and assumptions with your picture or blow me, your choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDtO5D1jShk
>>23007064
forget something me boyo?
Rate thread starting rn
Rate me pls /soc/
Am I bf material for girls?
>>23006509
Sure why not? 7/10
>>23006509
I'll give you 7.5/10, OP, I'm sure you could find a girl.
>>23006520
Are you a guy or a girl?
>>23006509
You look plain, unthreatening but also inoffensive. I'd say you're of average attractiveness, a 5 or a 6.
can we get some more qt's in here
anything goes as long as you're pretty
pic related, me
bump
thread doomed to die
got a snapchat? :3
Rate me /soc/
>>23006436
Nigger/10
>>23006436
African American/10
>>23006436
Black/7
What does your tinder profile look like /soc/?
>>23006387
exactly like that. we must be twins
>>23006387
Loneliness
I just downloaded tinder and made a profile 2 hours ago then went through until I had ticked about 200 people, semi-selectively . I'm planning to wait now for a week without ticking anyone else to see what my base success rate is.
Please can people give me tips and comments? I know my profile isn't good, but I don't have many good pictures of exciting or group things.
grills of /soc whats the optimal size a penis should be? got a 7.5x6 had 3 girls tell em its the perfect size, are they lying? pic related
>>23006335
how tall are u? I have the same size dick but it looks smaller on me
looks perfect to me
>>23006335
>the optimal size a penis should be
it's gonna be different for different girls so who gives a hoot
I hear a lot of people here state that they are shut ins or the are afraid to make friends because they have social anxiety. Well, this picture shows how I got over mine. I couldn't necessarily recommend this for women with social anxiety, but this has worked wonders for me when it comes to interacting with people - especially ones I don't know.
I have no problem making eye contact and smiling at pretty girls that I would usually look away from, I chat random people up effortlessly now, and I've become much more assertive in defining boundaries in my personal and professional life.
Yes, it can have side effects, but the benefits far outweigh the side effects IF YOU DO IT RIGHT. Yes, your testicles will atrophy, NO YOUR DICK WONT SHRINK. Your testicles atrophy because your body is constantly trying to reach homeostasis and if you are getting extra testosterone, you body recognizes that it doesn't need to make any.
Before you go jumping on the darknet and buying some, make sure you do your research. It's not some panacea for your problems. You still have to workout and eat right, but something in your head just changes. I experience a confidence I never felt before and confidence us the sexiest trait anyone can have.
Anyway, I think there's some good people here who are unnecessarily crippled by their anxiety and this could be something to help them out.
>pic related, testosterone ethanate
>>23006123
Hopefully this will be archived so I can link back to it the next time one of your pussy ass faggots complain about muh anxiety...
>yes, your testicles will atrophy
...wut?
>>23006299
Because of the extra hormone, your body recognizes that it doesn't need to produce testosterone. As such, your testicles atrophy. Once you stop taking the testosterone your balls get back to work (with the help of some stuff called HCG).
Weirdest fantasies thread.
Precise age and gender.
19/F
I want to get molested by either a dirty old man or a dirty nerd, tall and scrawny is better. I'm still virgin, love wearing cute clothing kind of alike to japanese school uniforms, short, younger looking,on the stubborn side...
I just want to be helpless,feeling their hands touch my small trembling body,grabbing my butt or breasts with force,their ragged breathing near my ears as my nipples point out because of the cold chill going through my whole body. I can't do anything, i'm completely theirs, for some time at least. I'll try to resist,even bite their fingers, but they don't care, my resistance is futile and only makes them harder. My body is getting tingly by writing that ugh. Disgusting. Yet it turn me on so much.
When you said "Disgusting" I re-read the entire post in Solid Snake's voice
And dear god, it makes so much sense
>>23005909
27/M
Funny, that's exactly what I dream about doing to girls like you.
And then I'd cradle you and help you work through the nausea, even though you're shivering and your skin is hypersensitive and you want to cry but just can't. :3
(Don't try this fantasy at home. Warranty void in Nebraska.)
>>23005924
Ha ha
>>23005927
>then i would cradle you
Hng...
I-It's not as if i would enjoy it or anything
Kik thread
Post nude + username + age + sex + country
Then post what you want to get
Female/male/trap/bi/gay/straight/...
EXAMPLE:
Godda2882 - 20/male/Belgium
Looking for horny girls to sext with
>>23005860
You should have just started the thread off with the kik logo thing, not a picture of your obviously shooped dong.
Thats right from the camera...
kohljs7
21 m usa
Gay bottom
Dick pics, dirty talk, etc
General drinking thread.
How much do you drink /soc/?
On a weekly basis and in a single drinking session on average.
What is your choice of poison?
Would you say that your alcohol consumption has become problematic?
>>23005419
>How much do you drink /soc/?
every weekend, mostly till i fuck up in some way or another
>On a weekly basis
don't know. maybe a bit too much
>in a single drinking session on average
depends on my mood. if i want to really drown myself a bottle "korn" and beer.
>What is your choice of poison?
beer and "klarer" (it's kinda slang for a clear booze made of wheat and such)
>Would you say that your alcohol consumption has become problematic?
according to my doc and my liver yes. according to myself, meh who gives...
>>23005419
I drink about a 5th of Jim Beam or Jack Daniels a night with some friends. Sometimes it's Knob Creek or Wild Turkey, some nights we'll go out and get a really nice bottle of Brandy.
I usually drink about a half a fifth of something brown every night. Sometimes I'll go light and have like 8 beers or a bottle of wine. I can't remember the last time night I did not drink. High functioning alcoholism is actually pretty fun.
Latina thread...show off the latina's you know
I miss this thread.
A lot of beauties used to post in this thread.
Come on girls!
>>23005345
Bumping for Latinas with juicy asses, fat tits, and mean cooking skills
>Rule 3
>Only post pictures of yourself
Let's take another break from nudes and rates, you attention whores.
What y'all driving?
Post pics of your rides
What you like/dislike
What you've done (if anything)
Ill start. Pic is stock pic, my phones pics are too large.
>1991 ws6 trans am
>love third gens to death, they look so nice, dislike that they rust easy and had shit tier factory motors.
>334 stroker, performer EPS intake, holley carb, shorty headers, 5 speed (stock), new cam just put in, subframe connectors, fourth gen seats.
Black on black
I'm riding your mom right now. She's to fat to fit in a picture though.
>>23004676
What mods have ya done to get that old gal movin?
my babes
91 3000gt vr4
i wish i had something other than the first gen i wont complain
Pussy rate thread
>>23004193
/thread
>>23004190
Would scream loudly into/10
Rate thread.
Other rate threads getting full and stale.
>>23003829
post a normal picture, no filters and no tilt
wanna get rated on your photo editing skills or on your looks ?
>>23003838
Don't be a faggot. I have posted many unfiltered pictures.Btw this is just SC contrast in a bright room.
I wonder if girls would like to own
a nice, fit and decent guy
who is shrunken like that,
and treat him as their toy?
Stop posting this stupid pic, no one cares about your dumbass gigantica fetish
>>23003772
I don't care if anyone cares.
I just need an answer.
it would be quicker for you to just write 'no'.
or 'yes'.
or 'I don't know', because this is probably the case.
so why post at all?
I'll eat you up bby, get in my mouth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIWPpFt0fK8