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females only!
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Velma.
>>22993625
>taking care of horses
>>22993625
Preggo
KINK FANTASY WRITING THREAD?
Ladies of /soc/, tell me your fantasy, it's anonymous, so make it your darkest, filthiest fantasy and I will write you a short 2-3 post length smut scene based on your fantasy. Anything goes, if this thread gets popular I'll try to get to as many people as possible.
I write fetish smut fantasy for commission, but the commissions have been slow lately with the holidays, and the requests have been mostly from men. I miss writing things for women. That's all there is to it.
From a thread that has some fantasies in it. To start.
>I want to confess my whorish ways to a man that is religious then have him rape and torture me in the name of God. It will be scary since he is doing it for God it will make it seem as though he will have no mercy on me.
You walk into the towering door of the catholic church, legs shaking with each step toward the confession booth. The light above the door signaled the booth was in use, and for a moment you contemplated leaving, but needing to get things off your chest you took a seat in the pew, close to the booth, and waited patiently for what felt like hours for that light to turn off.
You hurriedly make your way to the booth before the other person had even stepped out and nearly bump into her as she leaves. You take her place in the booth, taking in your surroundings for a moment. A cushion in front of the window to kneel on, a metal hand rail on the wall, perhaps to assist the elderly, and almost no light, blocked by the thin wooden door and black curtain.
"Have you come to confess your sins?" an almost gentle voice whispers through the metal mesh screen, obscuring the face of the priest on the other side. Your breath hitches in your throat, you struggle to let the first word past your lips but as soon as it does you spill everything. You tell the priest about all of the nasty, sinful things you have done, about all of the men, women, and other things you've had sex with. Your confession continues, the priest sitting quietly as the first half hour passes and you finally slow down, running out of things to confess.
The church bell rings nine times, signalling the time the church is meant to close to the public, yet the priest remains silent. You press your face against the mesh, realizing you can no longer see his silhouette on the other side. You sigh and stand to leave, but are suddenly assaulted by the bright light from the door as it opens then closes.
I have a dark horrible impossible fantasy of being eaten alive by a girl. It starts innocently enough with sex but then she ties me down and starts biting my fingers, my arms, and it goes from there.
I mean you said anything...
>>22984928
Part 2/2
You're momentarily dazed, hands still over your eyes while they try to readjust to the darkness and you feel cold metal wrap around your lifted wrist. Obviously a handcuff, it clicks into place and your arm is jerked back against the wall, this time you hear metal on metal and quickly realize the other end has been attached to that hand rail.
You try to call out, try to fight back, but with only one hand available you aren't able to force away the intruder who grabs your other arm and cuffs it as well. Your voice echoes in the booth, and through the empty church as nobody comes to your aid. Your eyes fully adjust to the darkness again and you see the same silhouette you had seen through the mesh.
Crying, you struggle against the cuffs as the priest speaks passages from the bible in his hand, his other hand tugs at your blouse, sending buttons flying and clacking against the wooden walls and floor. While trying to back away, your skirt rides up to your waist, just as the priest reads a passage about damning harlots for eternity, he grips the waist band of your panties, pulling them to your knees.
You see the glint of metal again, from the priest's pocket, as he sets the bible in your lap and continues reciting passages about whores and harlots from memory, you hear a splash, then the cold spray of water. The priest is dousing you in holy water, speaking of cleansing your body. He splashes down from your face, to your exposes breasts, to your belly, then finally you feel him press the cold, wet metal rod between your thighs as he speaks directly to you, "I will now cleanse your whorish holes as well, only then will you be forgiven for your sinful ways."
With that, the cold metal is pressed between your labia, roughly, in one motion, it's buried to the base inside your slutty pussy.
And with a rustle of fabric you feel flesh pressing against your lips, unconsciously parting them, allowing his holy cock to enter your mouth and violate you.
New Skype Thread
Tell something about you, username, orientation, interest and others. Lemme start 1st..
Kim,19m, Bi, Singapore, Skype : boomboombamsssss
Into muscular/fit guy. I'm bi but prefer more with guy. Wanna have some "fun" here and like to be controlled and sharing stuffs too ^^
>A/S/L
>Sexual Orientation
>Relationship Status
>Text / Mic / Cam
>Favorite Music
>Favorite Movies
>Favorite TV Shows
>Favorite Books
>Favorite Vidya
>Interests
>What boards do you use?
>Are you interested in Skype groups?
>What languages do you speak?
>What are you NOT looking for?
>What are you looking for?
>Pic
>Contact Info
template for everyone
Well, I'm a guy, straight, and pretty old. I'm just here looking for some new chat friends. It's pretty early in the AM, and I'm bored.
Clean chats only please!
>A/S/L
18/guy/eastern US
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Text / Mic / Cam
yeah / sometimes / maybe
>Favorite Music
Atmospheric sludge metal/post-metal, atmos black metal, progressive rock, shoegaze, hard rock, post-rock, some neofolk
>Favorite Movies
No Country For Old Men, There Will Be Blood, Eyes Wide Shut
>Favorite TV Shows
True Detective (S1), Breaking Bad, It's Always Sunny
>Favorite Books
The Alchemist, Siddhartha
>Favorite Vidya
Fallout NV and Dark Souls
>Interests
I have a huge interest in music, I also play the guitar. I'm beginning to paint, very amateurishly currently. Western esotericism, philosophy, politics (although I'd still consider myself impartial to most views), casual gaming
>Are you interested in Skype groups?
Not really
>What languages do you speak?
English
>What are you NOT looking for?
Not really interested in anything sexual, romantic, or what have you
>What are you looking for?
Interesting conversation, people with similar interests
>Pic
have an album
>Contact Info
Skype: maldoror.is.dead
New discord thread!
Join us!
Maybe you'll stay for ten minutes and never return!
Maybe not!
>>23017996
maybe post your link? :^)
>>23017996
perma link
https://discord.gg/0e2SYDj0AO01PniF
>>23018046
sorry
fucked up
DRINK DRANK DRUNK
also, post beards if you got 'em.
cutty and domestic light all motherfucking night, you scumbags...get in here.
>miller fucking lite
>metrofaggy beard
>>23018008
>implying garbage
>with a garbage post
you shouldn't post your own house on the internet, friend, it's dangerous!
https://audioboom.com/boos/1057834-the-angels-share?t=0
>>23018038
it's one of these
>>23017966
Happy xmas eve anons.
ask me anythin'. alright soc, how was your day?
>>23017974 Are you impersonating someone else?
>>23017976 Did you liked kids when you were one yourself?
We all know the drill.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/_Gaston_/
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/_Gaston_/
Really curious what others think about my profile.
I'll do my best to keep up with the thread and critique as many profiles as possible as long as it stays up, so please don't hesitate to critique my profile during any point in the threads lifetime as I'll be routinely checking up on it.
>>23017238
I'm stuck at self-summary. What the fuck should I write, it feels like I don't even know myself.
>>23018123
I know this feel, anon. Im getting a phone for Christmas and I'm going to make a tinder page, but I know I'm just going to to struggle summarising a profile.
assume thread
read me pls
i just love these
empty thread I guess
hard mode: I don't really smoke weed
Where's the anon who has this dick?
Dick thread also
>>23016970
I need it
Heres a semi, tell me if you want more
Hi.
Can we get a good rate thread going? I don't visit /soc/ often, but am in the mood to be scrutinized.
>will rate others for the next ~2.5 hours
>>23016802
>>23016802
8/10
>>23016802
>>23016807
7.5 not bad
>>23016808
8 hi there
21 year old male virgin from europe seeking a non degenerate pure female friend. Nothing sexual, being above 18 and a virgin is a must.
Exceptions to the virgin rule:
-If you are a rape victim
-If you are above the age of 21 and have only done sexual things with one man( kissing more than one man in a romantic way counts too)
why is a rape victim exempt? she still had sex
>>23016414
Because she is not a degenerate. She was forced to have sex which is different.
Not a sexual relationship
Yet you care if she is a virgin, girls are just gonna line up to be your friend when you care bout their sex life.
>one of the saddest and delusional threads ive seen in a while.
Drinking Thread
Hopefully people will post up in here as most of these threads usually die an instant death.
Now Drinking: New Day's Breakfast Magpie (Black raspberry mead with coffee)
So /soc/, I'm very inexperienced with mixing drinks and tomorrow my friends and I are hitting mountains, doing bbq, and camping overnight. So naturally we want a good drink to celebrate. What should I buy and how should I prepare the drinks?
>>23014930
There are some bartending guides out there that have practically every mix drink in there and the ingredients/instructions to make them. Practically all depends on what kind of base you're wanting to use (vodka, rum, bourbon, etc.).
>>23014930
>camping
>mixed drinks
>not just bringing a bunch of beer and some champagne
hello newfriend
Any guys into male feet? Kik blaze9990
>>23012061
You cut or uncut? Might be willing to swap pics.
kik: bonefool
I don't care for kik I just wanna show my feet off, please tell me if they are nice
Most attractive posters on /soc/?
Post your pick.
>Inb4 selfposts for attention
>>23003556
>filename
Good one m8
girl x girl
cis or trans or genderqueer or whatever other kind of non-guy relationship thread
>A/S/L
>cis/trans
>Sexual Orientation
>Occupation/Field of Study
>Relationship Status
>Text / Mic / Cam
>Favorite Music
>Favorite Movies
>Favorite TV Shows
>Favorite Books
>Favorite Games
>Interests
>What are you NOT looking for?
>What are you looking for?
>Pic
>Skype
>Kik
>Other Contact
fill out as little or as much as you want
These threads never fail to remind me that its pretty much pointless to look for cis women who are into trans women here. As if it isn't already difficult enough. I mean sure they'll get like five to 10 or so posts by people claiming to be cisgender women, but that's out of like 150 replies by most of which are from either creepy-ass chasers or transphobes spouting off the same typical bullshit, and then the thread will sorta just follow the trend and had been for ultimately nothing.
Its a nice gesture though, OP.
>>23001001
If it makes you feel any better I am and would be interested in contacting these people if I didn't have a boyfriend.
>>23001007
Why would you be?