Dick/pussy rate thread go!
>>23026719
ugly, curvy, thin. decent length. 5/10
>>23026721
small. decent aesthetic. 4.5
Rate?
Time for another weird fantasies thread! Post your (weirdest and also more common) fantasies there. If you please, precise gender and age blah blah blah
Beginning with freshly turned 20 and F (but i actually look like...16 because of my height and looks)
>i want to be tied up,blindfolded,gagged,feeling completely numb, and be taken advantage of, only being able to squirm,twitch,helplessly try to escape,only being able to feel my breath accelerating,let out slight moans despite trying my hardest. I would try to resist, but even then, my erected nipples would poke through my shirt, nicely offering them to the one sadistically toying with me
>i want to be kidnapped by some older lesbian lady (like about 30 or 40 even) who would use me as a cute maid, dressed in a cute, yet modest, maid uniform. She would have some rough lesbian sex with me, going on some soft BDSM as i'm not exactly the type of girl to be a "good girl" and am more likely to try to escape and resist. Then as i would tear up by the pain,she would stroke my head, and make mer suck on her breasts.
Also other maids would probably molest me, and the master of the house in charge of everything would watch (maybe you reading this,anon)
Eh...that was pretty embarassing to write
Also
>tentacles
i just kinda want to try it.
im 20 and M
i want a woman to tie me up and fuck me numb with a strapon. make her bite my neck while penetrating me from behind and strocking my cock.
i also want to completely dominate a girl. like tie her up and use her. make her my little fuckdoll/slave
id also really would like to try sex with a guy but thats a whole other story.
too bad i dont have a girl who's kinda easy going in the fetishes department.
>>23024534
>bite my neck
I shivered, this is such a sensitive part on me that just imagining it turns me on slightly
>>23024542
i wish that in the future ill meet a girl whos really easy on fetishes because i dint have any chance to try out anything. (sub or dom wise)
NEW KIK THREAT
DIRTY ONLY
ge0rge.96 male/19
LF: Females (or good traps)
Write gender/age and what you're looking for, don't look for clean here
24/F/Virginia
looking for a daddy to spoil me
littlefemandfuck
Acargan13
M/24anything
Lavalavalavalamp
21/m/australia
Bored and horny. Any gals/passable trans/traps up for flirting and chatting hmu!
Dick the halls with boughs of semen...
/erpg/ Christmas time, so let's see who's naughty and who's nice (in the sack).
>New here?
>What the fuck is ERP?
Erotic Role Play. This isn't just cybering as yourself or being flirty on kik, you can get that elsewhere on /soc/. This thread is all about roleplaying distinct characters. Your "ASL"s can be an elf princess and the rugged but gentle half-orc knight that saves her, or the dragon that keeps her. Or maybe you're sci-fi greasemonkey, or the pilot of the starfighter she's repairing. Anything is valid.
>How do I get started?
Before anything else, come up with the character you want to fuck as. Try not to make a boring character, make someone you think people would want to interact with, it doesn't have to just be sexually! Once you've come up with your character, register an account on https://www.f-list.net and create a profile for them. If you're having trouble with concept, feel free to talk here with us in the thread or join our channel with a blank profile. We're happy to help you figure things out!
>So, I made my Character, what now?
After you've created your character and think you're ready to actually ERP, open F-chat 1.0 or 2.0 from the chat tab on the top left of the Homepage. Look through the Public Channels and find the ones which interest you or apply to your character. If someone's ad interests you, look at their profile and private message them if they still interest you, or wait for someone to do the same to you. You can also post your character here, there's a chance one of us will be interested.
>Where do you guys hang out?
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JOIN 4CHAN /ERPG/ CHANNEL
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Just get on https://www.f-list.net/chat/ and type
/join ADH-59dc867b2b8dc5bf159d
That will take you right to the channel.
Previous thread: >>22937200
(Let's try this again with the right image)
Why are all the OP images lately super gay?
>>23009914
>Literally a titty elf
>Gay
The last one was gay because we rarely do gay. Even then both guys looked like girls.
Man... this thread feels so scummy I actually wish we hadn't done christmas theme.
WEEB CHAT
This thread is for people who consider themselves weaboo's or otakus who want to reach out and touch other weaboo's or otakus.
We have a skype cat. No normies allowed.
https://join.skype.com/yNm5cz4ANBUo
>Age
>Sex
>Location
>Favorite Book
>Favorite Movie
>Favorite Music
>Favorite Anime
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
>What are you looking for?
>Who do you want to add you?
>Who don't you want to add you?
>Contact Info
>Age
18
>Location
US EAST
>Favorite Book
flowers for algernon
>Favorite Movie
The Thing (Original)
>Favorite Music
Vaporwave
>Favorite Anime
Baccano!
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
All 3
>What are you looking for?
Cool people to play video games with and talk about weeb shit, maybe watch some movies, or anime together.
>Who do you want to add you?
People who are chill, relaxed
>Who don't you want to add you?
Pervs, Creepers
>Contact Info
Join the chat to find out.
Already in the group(s) but a good amt of people aren't talking to me that I added a week or two ago.
>Age
19
>Sex
F
>Location
Melbourne, Aus (I want out)
>Favorite Book
Unwind
>Favorite Movie
So hard to choose one...I have a lot of favs like the Jump Street movies, Kingsman the Secret Service, and Disney movies, Wreck it Ralph stands out for me cuz muh vidya
>Favorite Music
Symphonic power metal, like Kamelot and Within Temptation
>Favorite Anime
Tie between Toradora and Date a Live
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
All 3, but will need a job soon.
>What are you looking for?
Friends
>Who do you want to add you?
People who have common interests that are capable of starting conversations
>Who don't you want to add you?
Creeps, thirsters, people who will drop me if they won't start convos
>Contact Info
display name is Kuki, I am in the chat.
>Age
18
>Location
UK, east sussex
>Favorite Book
Been reading the lain artbook recently so probably that
>Favorite Movie
Movies aren't really my thing probably something ghibli
>Favorite Music
Vocaloid shit. i like coin locker baby for recent stuff
>Favorite Anime
really prefer manga I guess it'd be eva? Only seen like 4 so yeah
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
all three
>What are you looking for?
Anything
>Who do you want to add you?
Anyone
>Who don't you want to add you?
No one
>Contact Info
Skype has always been scary... guess this is time for me to make one. I got a kik (aylalalu) and a snapchat (scratchii) and line though (id is yuresia)
>when her height begins with a 5
best kinda height.
I know. I wish I was in the four foot range so people would pick me up like a child. Life is suffering.
>>23045474
4 Foot is nice, but unecessary.
5 and you can still be picked up and fucked without any control over it.
I have like 142 saved pics and vids of myself in my drive. I love to share them but I just have to find people who are interested. I have all types of stuff. and I'll take some more if anyone wants a specific type of pic...
so make requests. and if you like what I have let me know so I can keep posting
I'll share links to the videos too if anyone is interested.
Why do you do this
enjoy the messy room
Portland thread? Portland thread
male body/20/tigard is close enough.
I hate wanting to transition, because I can't yet, but I'm nowhere near the trap people want.
Anyone wanna help me in clothes?
21/f
i'm not in portland yet
but i'm moving there in 16 days and i couldn't be more fucking hyped
however i only know one person there
so i would love to meet new people and make friends
Have been debating moving to a more liberal area so I could have move OKC matches. This is one of the prospects.
okcupid thread
>when they like you back and keep viewing your profile but never message you
;_;
I don't understand the women sometimes. I get a ton of likes on okc but when you send them a message, you get no response. I'm thinking they are just liking anyone to get messages and ignore everyone.
>>23042999
maybe your message is lame or offputting? i "matched" with this guy who seemed cool at first but then as we were messaging it got really weird, i had to block him...alternately some people like in quickmatch or whatever and don't even look at your profile. so maybe when they look they see something that turns them off. idk. or maybe they're just shopping? maybe they changed their mind (i've done this sometimes, noticed i liked someone and was like what the fuck was i thinking ha)
idk man. i just hate the we matched and we'll keep viewing each other's profiles but i'm too scared to send you a message even tho it's the fucking internet and i have nothing to lose
Hell, at least you're getting likes my man. When I first started out I was lucky to get a fucking visit.
NC thread?
M/23/919 here, looking for NC ladywomen and people that know where the best BBQ is
29 m Wilmington kik nicholast86
M/24/704
Kik: Tenpi
Down for Urbex and gaming. Not drug friendly.
23/m/704
Where are all the chubby girls? Kik me: c.hilliger
Any other girls from MI here? I want to meet new friends!
>>23040308
Are you the 28 yr old mega-sloot known as Elizabeth Cox ?
>>23040308
not usually. when you do find them, theyre way the fuck up north.
29/m/734 reporting in
>>23040308
There are some, but they're easily spooked by the neckbeards who get pissy when they don't get their way. ;)
How does a geeky metalhead white guy find a girl with a perfect body like this?
homozygous speciation patters
yw for this bio101 tip
>>23039876
>perfect body
>>23039886
>Implying you wouldn't.
that's a walking venusian goddess right there.
How about a then vs now thread? Post a side by side picture of yourself a few years back and now. See what has changed.
I'll be the one to start.
>>23039199
Cool clock, Ahmed.
>>23039207
but I'm not muslim tho
the assume threads are dead, new one needed
>>23033761
I assume your table manners are impeccable.
>>23033761
One of the funniest most lovable guys among his friends but one of the most awkward and quiet around others.
Guys, pls help me out! Post pics of your dick being visible under your clothes. Size doesn't matter at all and both soft and hard are welcome. Also, all body types! Pls, help a horny girl out
>>23029385
Wanna Kik?
Ill help you out
>>23029399
I don't have kik...
>>23029406
Something Else?
Show a Little to get hard