FUNNY FACE THREAD.
Don't be shy.
Don't hold back.
Pull out the best funny face you could think of, go all out.
Save trying to look good to the futur rate threads.
Don't be afraid that people are going to believe that you look like that all the time, cause they won't, nobody is that stupid.
Let's have some fun and let's try to get some laughs out of this thread.
I'll start to encourage you guys!
I've had this forever
The photo is about 4 years old, but it's goofy af :)
I'm bored and in the hospital so rate thread
(I will rate you back)
Kill thine self
>>23045376
definitely a very solid 8/10
>>23045392
you´re very cute, 7,5/10
what ethnicity are you?
The last one didn't stick. Maybe this thread has run its course, but if not, time stamp...
>>23039524
I am standing behind you and squeezing your sides right below your underarms, the warmth of my hands soothing you. I slide my hands around and gently massage the tops of your breasts while pulling your body into mine. I pull my hands back a little and run them down around the outsides and underneath until my fingers meet at the bottom of your cleavage. The friction created by my strong hands and fingers spreads warmth as they glide across your soft skin. I keep this motion up for awhile to allow the breasts time to awaken and become aroused. My hands form a cup that curls around each breast and I gently squeeze as you lay your head back on my shoulder. My tongue tastes your soft neck as my thumbs and fingers gently massage the beautiful globes I am staring down at.
While massaging each of your perfect breasts I make sure to never touch your slowly growing nipples or reddening areolas. I whisper in your ear how nice your beautiful breasts look and how sensual your nipples will feel on my tongue. You grab my hands and try to move them to your erect nipples, but my strong arms resist. The sensation you feel in your breasts is slowly spreading and you moan slightly. I squeeze harder and move my hands inward toward your pink centers applying gentle pressure the whole way while nibbling on the base of your neck and licking up to your ear. But I stop short, and repeat this tease several times as the anticipation of having your nipples teased intensifies. The arousal running through your system of nerves is strong and spreads quickly. Your pussy is now coming alive and your sweet juices begin to flow.
The story continues if you have a time stamp.
New Kik thread...
Clean or DIRTY
Waiting just for you ;)
25, M, bi.
Dirty or Clean
Nekeo2
Post your Kik and info here...
Cause theres not already 11 kik threads, piss off
mechalabbit666
33 straight slim male
Send anything. No dicks. Clean or dirty, I'm bored
RolePlayFantasyFun Male bi. LF a mistress, someone to cuck me, or a secret Dom daddy. (Don't care your sex as long as you Kik in character well)
This thread is for:
>Femanons that want submissive men.
>Femanons that want sissys,traps,mtf, transwomen, shemales...etc. and feminizing males
>Sadistic femanons into FemDom.
>Femanons into cuckolding.
>Femanons that would like a relationship with a eunuch.
>Anons into [picture related]
If you are into body mods, which one fascinates you the most?
Would you consider any of the [picture related]?
Not into body mods but fascinated why anyone would want their balls or dick cut off
Whats the point of not being able to experience pleasure?
>>23006840
It's actually more common than you'd think.
Found this story
>http://www.bme.com/media/story/834316/
I didn't know I was into this until literally just now, oh dear
rate me, /soc/? feeling insecure.
>>23053919
Well you look like shit but you are male so who cares? Just dont be creepy and you are golden.
>>23053919
You sort of look like me, but slighly better so 7/10
>>23053919
You look very similar to me actaully.
8/10
Wolverhampton fags? Are there any Wolves / South Staff here? Looking for people who know this local slut Kim C?
>>23053843
Another pic
Yall know what to do
>>23053801
Charge your phone?
>>23053806
kek'd
>>23053806
I have a bad battery its says its at 11 but itll last me for another 5 hrs
Ok /soc/, I have been talking to a girl for a little while and she has sent me one or two nudes but now she is asking for some nudes of me in return. I'm not sure what sort of picture to take.
Pic related is me, should I send this or is it too forward? And does it look good?
Opinions and advice please
>>23053537
Take one of your face and most of your body. Try to relax and make the angle interesting (don't go nuts though. The one you've done isn't bad).
Cocks are boring and frankly, they look pretty silly. Unless she's specifically asked to see it, I wouldn't bother, they tend to ruin most pictures they're in.
>>23053537
big c*ck
I find it worlds hotter when I get a pic from my bf and you can see he is hard in his pants or boxers, when it's a little hidden or exposed while he is still dressed. Use natural lighting and either show all of your face of none of it, cut off at the mouth looks funny. Nice cock op.
Gay skype thread
Guys post ur skype name, what ur looking for, age (and a hot pic preferably). Then just have fun
23yrs old, looking for hairy guys, black guys, no older than 40.
dan22sx
30 m bi thick looking for fun
Chubguy14
its almost 2016, why can't women show their spread asses as often as the men on this site?
Female ass thread
Because we get spammed with requests, orbiters, cancerous kids, and TIMESTAMP!!
>>23053413
x343,904
>>23053413
timestamp requests are technically permitted
Dirty kik thread for guys with big dicks.
>age
>kik user
>what you're looking for
>19 M
>dv3445
>Looking for Female only
This was fun last time.
Post yourself, give a rate and guess profession/hobbies/age/location!
>>23053298
6 I guess, undergrad in a non-STEM program.
>>23053298
6, Shane Dawson brother, got a garage band and have the ocasional gig every two months. Age of 26, Lives in Ohio.
>>23053328
6, studies architecture and for a hobbie mess around with fruity loops studio making remixes of his favorite songs.. Age if 25, I dont really know places from usa but I'll guess Colorado..
18/M/Catering/Shooting guns for sport
Well we needed a dick rate thread in here at some point.
AW fuck there already is one
>>23052835 7/10 lose the bush it will look much better
Ha ha. Never mind here is mine to help your thread out!
Roast me. Be as brutal as you want.
>>23052770
You look tired man. Take care of yourself. Get some sleep.
>>23052770
You look like Milo Yiannopoulos's straight brother
but like shit and more of a faggot.
>>23052856
wow you wanna try fucking harder m8?