What's doing this weekend cunts.
>>23153788
2173/m
Finally going to start the resolution and work on my fitness
Oi cunt me and me mates are having a barby and a few drinks.
Wbu?
Well I've finished uni but can't get a job and rightly so, I chose a useless degree, starting to really wish I took some gap years, 17 year olds have fuck all in the way of good judgement.
Anyway I'm thinking about dumping my girlfriend this weekend. I've been with her for 6 years and we haven't had sex in like 5 months.
But then I think you know she's likely just not attracted to me at all, that if I could get a deceng job and take a little control of my life I might be more appealing to her. I also think if I dump her due to a lack of sex she'll intentionally go and fuck someone just to spite me or something.
Anyway so I probably won't dump her but I'm sitting here and looking at my future and thinking that there is likely not much to look forward to. Is my life already set out before me? Get some fucking low wage job, have kids with this girl who won't even fuck me and tell them their whole life "make sure you do better than I did mate" and then watch as they become fucking labourers as well and then I just die or something.
So probably nothing this weekend and this post is angsty as fuck but I don't know I'm pretty certain I've been depressed for near like 20 months now and eventually it just makes you sound like a faggot.
Post couple pics.
I know some of you guys are lonely, I just want you to know that you can grow out of that and find someone speical out there for you. I did it as well.
>>23154000
delet this
>>23154000
How's the paperboy treating you, OP?
>>23154012
You mean the right one?
That is me.
Also he is the funniest person I've ever met.
How about a Drinking Thread?
Now Drinking: Schofferhofer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPXKzHBTSA4
What's that shit OP? Some kind of a beer?
>>23153134
Yup, it's a beer. A Hefeweizen (which is a German wheat beer) with grapefruit.
>>23153150
Real men drink real beer. Stout, preferably.
OKCupid thread.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/_Gaston_
Really curious what people think.
I'll be giving critique throughout the thread as well.
>>23151919
>http://www.okcupid.com/profile/_Gaston_
That "You (Yes, You)" is cheesy as hell. Mostly alright though aside.
>>23151793
https://www.okcupid.com/profile/funnamegoeshere
Critique, rate, message, or whatever. I am not putting a photo up so yeah I know about that already.
>>23152694
Huh, the "You (Yes, you) line has actually really worked for me.
Neeways.
If you aren't putting up a photo than why should we bother critiquing your profile?
Without photos you're as good as invisible on the site.
Having a good profile of course helps, but dating is at least initially based on physical attraction.
Anyways.
>not super great at any specific thing
Take this out.
You want to come across as unique.
You may not being super great at any specific thing but you don't have to bring attention to it.
It makes you seem like you aren't passionate about things, because if you had a passion you'd like be good at it.
Take out all the words like "probably". The appearance of confidence is key, and using words like that makes you seem like you aren't sure of yourself.
Same goes for the "I'm at least decent at sports". Just say you like sports and then continue like you did with the sports you play.
I feel like a bit of a hypocrite saying this but you also have far too many things listed for your favorite art mediums. Either prose it in a way so that it's engaging to the reader, or cut it down to a select few.
You have some interesting tastes though which will attract neat people.
>I go on periods where I try to make music all the time, but I always end up realizing it takes way too much time and I'm not good enough to really improvise
You're being way too honest dude.
The point of these profiles is to try and sell yourself as a romantic or sexual interest. Writing things that paints you in a negative/melancholic light is quite counter-intuitive.
>You think I seem alright and would be fine with a date. Really, just message me about whatever even if not. I'm here to maybe get in a relationship but I like talking in general about just about anything.
You sound desperate. Take it out and figure out something else to put here.
A fucking eye rate thread. Show me those goddamn, pretty motherfucking eyes that make me want to hump the chair.
Ayyy
>>23151332
i say 9/10 dope color, and super intense
>>23151492
like a 6/10 or 7/10, I like the almond shape, with the dark chocolate color
Ddlg thread? Ddlg thread.
Awwww
So lonely
daddy and little checking in.
>>23150358
Daddy reporting in. Currently learning and practicing shibari with my little.
STONER BONER THREAD
celebrate festivus with us
post bud post pics post whatever
Let the chit chat begin
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V3e90yExv38
music boop
>>23143244
what is that, like a quater/half?
Realistically how could I make myself more attractive? Come on guys, help a sister out. Plz don't tell me to magically cure my acne as I've been trying for years.
>>23140164
should I get bangs or something?
>>23140173
lol i'll never figure out how to make a successful thread lololol
>>23140164
Well, you already are attractive. Just wear more of a natural hair style aka no headband.
You are a major qt3.14. 10/10 would wine and dine.
Kik chat
Anything goes
18/M/USA bi
DenseMotherfucker
23/m
Derek_rogue
Anyone hit me up
34 daddy dom from germany.
Looking for an obedient little one, f/cd/trap/trans. Online only to entertain each other and/or to live each other kinks and dirty talking or role playing.
KIK NosfertuS1
Heretowar
27 str8 M US in korea atm
Into punk/oi/ska
Looking for a girl to chat with about whatever bored as fuck trying to kill some time
I wanna draw your faces or whatever
I already posted in other thread but That'd be cool if you could draw me also.
If this doesn't get me laid I'm screwed.
/sbt/ - small breast thread
>timestamp if new
>no contactfagging
from: >>23091629
a new macro might be nice, js.
fuck this image gives me eyeball cancer
also, Linda bate vid por favor
Basic rules. Let's play.
Kik: Grrrham
marcklifter
Theromdog
vali3x
/ass/ - Ass General
Born girls' asses
Are you new? Timestamp please!
Females only!!!
Natural females, NO traps.
>>23112194
OP Is this Marie?
Bumping. Let's see some asses ladies.
>>23112194
M A R I E
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FEMALE SEXY AUDIO (FSA)
Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans all recorded on vocaroo or other sites and posted.
Be as tame, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite sexual fantasies, and/or just look for requests on the thread.
Please remember to tag your post with your Thread name, the request link and/or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)
And if you sing please put the title on it.
All content is welcome here, but please keep in mind:
>Please keep long scripts and extreme scripts in pastebins (http://pastebin.com)
>Name and picture requests are generally ignored. Contactfagging is also generally ignored and discouraged by the /soc/ rules unless given permission by the performer.
>Refrain from spamming the thread.
>General 4chan and /soc/ rules apply.
>Please be civil towards the people.
>No one is entitled to get their request done.
PREVIOUS THREAD:>>23013461
>>23063037
GIANT SCRIPT and LINK ARCHIVE: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW
AUDIO HOSTING SITES
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com
TEXT-HOSTING
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/
SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs
FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD
!!!QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS!!! http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w
PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9
VK's THREAD PANEL IMAGES http://imgur.com/a/NMCFe
Olllie's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/6ArTJ & http://imgur.com/a/BA82B
Azula's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/JM9I6#0
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>>23063037
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< NEW TO FSA?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ARE YOU NEW TO THE FSA EXPERIENCE?
First time to the thread? Unsure what to do? Why not answer some questions?*
OR masturbate/moan for us? <everyone loves that>
OR you can just pick a script off the thread or in our vast and untamed script archive: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW
*QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w
If the New Girl questions are too much for you, try MSA's Q's: http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb
PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9
Midnight Rambler's tips on audio recording: http://pastebin.com/4F98LTC0
FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD
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Someone posted a script like "passing the torch " or something, kinda dirty ageplay daddy audio... would be nice :).
Illinois meet up thread!! New Years Edition! Lets start the new year with new friends!
22/M/Schaumburg
20/M/Gurnee
I'll try to keep this thread alive. For some reason Illinois threads can't make it past 2 days
>>23059415
Yeah ive been noticing that too. I also saw a second thread on /soc/
Got plans for new years?
>>23059891
They probably just didn't use the catalog search and made a new one when they saw the old one die.
No plans here, but would love to just go out to a nice dinner and cuddle with a lovely women at home after. Doubt it will happen though.