MFW I got my first vibrator, but my vagina is almost completely insensitive and I feel really deprived of one of the few pleasures in life. (Clit works though, so at lest I have that).
Femanons, pls tell me how good it feels to have a sensitive vadge. I wanna know. I wanna experience it through you.
Also femanons with insensitive vaginas, share your pain.
And also tips?
>>23141457
I don't get anything from a vibrator inside of me. Are you expecting to? Is that normal? It's all about that clit stim
is it a g-spot vibe? i was the same way for a long time and then i got one of these and its the tits, lemme tell ya
>>23141457
Find a man with a decent sized dick. Flesh feels infinitely better than rubber. Make sure he's 7+ and thick. Anything less is a joke.
This is a dirty instant message thread. Feel free to also post your Snapchat or Kik username here. Everyone is welcome; say what you're looking for, don't send people what they don't want. Call out people who send you what you don't want.
Hopefully this thread puts an end to the other numerous shitty contact threads.
23/m/straight
Kik Texan186
Snap snapmatt991
19/m/straight
Kik Renamesk
Want: female to talk dirty/pic with
Do not want: males or males pretending they are females
>>23134984
Kik - speeder970
M looking for F, also looking for groupchats or interesting conversations
Newer Skype Thread
>A/S/L
>Sexual Orientation
>Text / Mic / Cam
>Favorite Music
>Favorite Movies
>Favorite TV Shows
>Favorite Books
>Favorite Vidya
>Interests
>Are you interested in Skype groups?
>What languages do you speak?
>Pic
>Contact Info
>A/S/L
23/us
>Favorite Music
psychedelic, trip hop, chillwave
>Favorite Movies
truman show, lost in translation
>Favorite TV Shows
recently: f is for family, malcolm in the middle
all-time: king of the hill, that 70s show, archer, american dad
>Interests
psychedelics, animals, laughing
>Are you interested in Skype groups?
no
>Contact Info
foxbroc
Newer Skype Thread
>A/S/L
18/M/CT
>Sexual Orientation
Str8
>Text / Mic / Cam
YES
>Favorite Music
Black metal, Death metal, Metalcore big music fan
>Favorite Movies
LOTR. Starwars
>Favorite TV Shows
Friends
>Favorite Books
music theory shit
>Favorite Vidya
SKyrim
>Interests
Guitar and music thats it
>Are you interested in Skype groups?
nop
>What languages do you speak?
english
>Pic
related.fgt
>Contact Info
Melgarth Grant
>A/S/L
24/m/canada
>Sexual Orientation
That seems like a subtle way to try to increase your chances of getting laid. Like "I AM MALE AND I LIKE VAGINAS SO UM YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS RIGHT?"
>Text / Mic / Cam
text, then mic, and then cam. Only by showing me your skill can you reach the third and final level.
>Favorite Music
Undertale OST, Queen, Micheal Jackson, Roller Mobster, to name a few.
>Favorite Movies
Cyberbully because it's way too fun to make fun of while watching it with friends.
>Favorite TV Shows
I really like pawn stars I guess. But everytime I hear it I keep thinking it's "porn stars"
>Favorite Books
1984, Animal farm
>Favorite Vidya
http://i.imgur.com/5ghLM3P.jpg
>Interests
Collecting old video games(recently just sold all mine though.) smoking weed/making cannabis edibles. I also like watching trip reports from people on Youtube even if I only smoke pot. I wanna try LSD or maybe mushrooms someday though. I also enjoy Philosphy and Psychology to a lesser extent. I like to hear peoples different experiences as it helps me be a better talker/listener. Speaking of that, I like to talk. I'm pretty opinionated when I have a topic on my mind.
>Are you interested in Skype groups?
Not unless they're my own. Too many angry highschool kids in those t-
Oh wait? they're mostly adults? oh...well...shit.
>What languages do you speak?
A bit of Hungarian. If you know Hungarian add me so I don't have to pay for language lessons.
>Pic
I don't think you need that to drive your decision on adding me.
>Contact Info
metalatari2600
P.S: I talk a lot and can go on random tangets about what interests me. So make sure you enjoy reading before adding me. I do like playing video games/having casual conversation but I like going deep into certain subjects. Also if you're an asshole or try to project some sort of angry persona towards me i'm just going to laugh at you and block you.
Just chill out and relax with me. And be curious!
How about a meetup experiences thread?
Post your experiences meeting with someone you met online, and how it turned out afterwards? What did you do? Do you still keep in touch?
I'll go first, the pic is the closest I have to how I looked when I met them.
>Be 13
>Start playing shitty furry MMO my sister introduced me to before she leaves forever at 18
>Have RL friends, start ignoring them for the internet
>Get sucked into this shitty game for almost a decade, but make some really good friends along the way
>Friend introduces me to friend, who introduces me to friend
>This friend introduces me to this girl, and the three of us hit it off great.
>We had probably been talking for a few weeks when one day we end up talking about where we were from and realize we all live in the same town of the same state
>Find out that the guy and the girl already knew eachother IRL, they're best friends, but the girl is moving soon, thinks he and I should meet up because he doesn't have many other friends
>This is kind of startling to me because we live in a pretty small town, and there aren't a whole lot of otaku shutins in the area that I'm aware of
>We decide to hang out within the next week, and a car shows up at my house a few days later
>I hop in the back seat next to this guy with long ass hair like I've always wanted, accidentally mistake him for the girl at first and am confused/embarrassed
>His mom is driving, his sister is in the passenger seat, and she's cute af.
>Drive a bit more, pick up his other sister from work, she squeezes in next to her brother in the back seat, so he's in the middle.
Dropping the greentext because it's time consuming and this is a long story.
We had to go a bit out of the way to pick her up, so the drive ended up lasting close to an hour but they only lived a few miles away from me. I ended up spending the night at his house and he let me play his 360 games, I beat portal that night after playing it for the first time.
>>23163771
After this night we don't hang out for a while, but we still chat online pretty often. A month or two goes by and they invite me over again, this happens a few times over a few years, mainly we just play games online though from our respective houses.
Start hanging out with him and his sister and her friend a lot, get hit on for the first time in my life, by both of the girls. My friend is interested in her friend, but her friend is the one more interested in me, so I go for both because yolo/I'm a shitty person.
Things do not work out in my favor, the guy is still cool to me and forgives me near instantaneously, but the girls I had a hard time talking to for a while, for obvious reasons. Got to feel the sister's nips though and went on a date with the other, those are good memories.
>Years later, he's my best friend still, I meet a girl, fuck for the first time, awyuss.
>ignore him and all my other friends for her
>I break up with her a few months later for 'reasons'
>meet new girl, she's awesome, kind, funny, and a great artist
>I break up with her for 'reasons' a month later
>Realize I'm still hung up on my friends sister, she won't talk to me still.
>Decide to do something about it, send her long-winded message about how I fucked up, and just didn't know how to handle the situation because I was young and had never had anyone be even remotely interested in me.
>She hasn't thought about it in years, forgives me, but we still don't really talk because it's a bit awkward.
>Start dating a new girl who likes me for who I am
>Is literally the best thing to happen to me in my life, she lives to serve me, calls me master, lets me do whatever I want basically because she had daddy issues and was suicidal and claims I 'saved her' from herself.
>Her mom also died and she has like a $70,000 inheritance she wants to share with me and start our future with.
>Holy shit is this my life what how did I even get this lucky.
Pic is us 6 months after we met
>>23163877
Well, she's a hamplanet alright, but probably the best that you're going to do.
Kudos to you, Friendo.
>>23163877
>As time goes by the power she allows me to have over her gets to my head. I start to expect and demand her attention, and her subservience.
>I start becoming controlling over her, she doesn't like it and we have problems. We break up and get back together once or twice a month, for a year afterward, constantly playing mind games with each other, threatening to hurt ourselves if the other left. Real fucked up immature shit on both sides. She starts camming with guys online doesn't think it's that bad, so I start talking to girls too, and she gets jealous as fuck immediately. She starts talkign to one of my old friends and they end up sexting and sending nudes. Doesn't think it's 'that bad' either, they're ONLY words and pictures, anon. I make it stop. I get over it, I think WE got over it. We didn't. She didn't stop. At this point I hate her and her treacherous ways. I can hardly stand to look at her, but I also love her still, and just want things to be better between us.
Ugh, it's late and this is really hard for me to tell desu, sorry if it comes out a bit garbled but if you have questions I can answer any.
Shit gets worse from there, we break up and get back together some more, she sluts it up some more. I start getting angrier and angrier, end up becoming (And I admit it now, though I had a hard time for a while.) abusive towards her, both mentally and physically, though I've never made her bleed or anything like that, it was always shoving and slapping, not that it's any better. She breaks up with me, decides to get back together with me, this court thing happened and it looked like I might face some jail time, she breaks up with me preemtively because "She doesn't want to risk being involved" Court thing blows over, charges dropped, we get back together because whatever I don't have anything else to do.
>The girl who I and my friend knew in the mmo moves back to town.
>The four of us, (Me, my gf, him, and her) all start hanging.
Hawaii thread? I know most likely no one on /soc/ is here but one can hope right?
22/f/oahu
Yep! honolulu
Im around sortof. 24/m/Kailua
>>23163819
>>23163808
I'm in Kailua! Do you guys have kik?
Hi /soc/
Go fuck yourself.
How was your day?
>>23163765
Got rated 8/10. Feel like my life has purpose now
my day was okay,all i did was play video games and poke smot
>>23163775
fucking excellent. It's good to see you contributing to society anon
>>23163780
What games? What smot?
Texas Thread!
20/m/361
Kik: TimelyFindings
Looking to hook up tonight.
806 Lubbock
27/M/Straight
Looking for weed.
Also drinking partners and friends
kik: killerwill36
>>23126542
with a guy or girl?
409 Port Arthur.
Vocaroo accent tag thread?
Pronounce these Words:
Aunt, Roof, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, Envelope
The Questions:
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is the bug that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you say to address a group of people?
What do you call the kind of spider (or spider-like creature) that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
I'll post my own when the thread picks up steam
>>23153071
>What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
Teepeeing
>What is the bug that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
Rolly polly, whirly pearly or millipede
>What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?
Soda
>What do you call gym shoes?
Gym shoes desu, or trainers
>What do you say to address a group of people?
Hey
>What do you call the kind of spider (or spider-like creature) that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
Daddy longlegs
>What do you call your grandparents?
Don't have any but when I did I called them something between grandma/grandpa and gramma/grampa
>What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
Grocery cart
>What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?
Sunshower
>What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
Remote
>>23153149
>What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
TPing
>What is the bug that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
Rolly polly
>What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?
Coke
>What do you call gym shoes?
Tennis shoes
>What do you say to address a group of people?
Y'all
>What do you call the kind of spider (or spider-like creature) that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
Grandaddy Long legs
>What do you call your grandparents?
Paw and Pam
>What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
Buggy
>What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?
Rain
>What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
The remote
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kavRqcdvg1
Dick rate thread
>>23150156
5
>>23150156
8/10
Geez... how do u bored your dicks... with GMO?
>>23150156
i thought it was head....
>>23150167
8
>>23150170
7 for this curve :P
Post ITT if you're unattractive/lonely, share feels
People get mad when I post here but I am lonely. Not attractive either I guess.
>>23148572
>not lonely
>not unattractive
>not sad
>not happy
>not excited
>not bored
>not angry
>not guilty
>not interested in sex
>not interested in porn
>not interested in financial success
>not interested in social success
what the fuck
Soaked diaper is how I roll, 18 but you wouldn't know. All I do is spew autism and piss, I guess you could say I'm a hit and miss. Humilate me I loved to be dissed. Kik me @vergomike if you like what you see
Crush thread? Crush thread!
>>23163374
posting the superior orange drink
also, the joke image that better describes everyone ITT
Forever and always
E, where the hell are you?
Post your kik username and specific interests
If you do so, you are saying taht you are online daily and therefor are a person who can be contacted regularly
Example
Kik: Godda2882
Gender: male
Age: 20
Location: Belgium
Interests: anyone who is good in sexting and sucking cock
Description: hard cock that is ready every night, pic related!
Hoi belg ;)
Kik : 1jadus
Drunk and talk to anyone straight bit bicuriois :)
Bored as fuck on a rainy night in Virginia. My girl is passed out. Lookin to bullshit with anyone. Bicurious but only feminine sissy type. Love cute chubbies
Kik gerardanon
32/M
24/m/oh
Would love to talk to dominant BBWs
doing faproulette. I will obey the next 6 orders that I get and provide proof through pictures. Have fun!
Fuck a blender whilst it's on
Stick your dick in an electrical outlet.
Rub your shit all over your dick.