I am looking for a new guy to talk to :-) I only want hunky black boys ;) and fyi I took an IQ test while I was in kindergarten.
Thats so fucking cool.
Yo, I've got a fetish where I want to fuck a really fat girl. They really turn me on, fucked skinny girls but never big fat fatties. Like even 400lb or something is cool. So what's the easiest way of getting me some fat girl to fuck?
Since you all love chubbies here.
????
The internet. Or approach one like any other girl.
Prepare for guilt as soon as you bust. 380 lbs. is my record.
>>23215425
Where on the internet? Tinder isn't an option for me because I'm ugly as fuck, and I don't want people to see me on it.
Why do some girls blush when speaking to me
Is it a mental problem
>>23215210
They just have rosacea.
You look funny and they're trying hard to keep from laughing
They want the D obliviously
So I heard about this moneyslave thing. Im straight but if I can get some fag to just hand me $ because it turns him on, why not?
Is this money as easy as it sounds or are you in fact supposed to give something in return after all?
It's a legit thing, people get aroused by giving people gifts and money. I had never heard of it until recently
/soc/, when did you lose your virginity? be honest on this guys.
>>23215133
15 but it was mildly catastrophic and then I didn't end up fucking again until 18
When I was 14. To my exboyfriend, even though he had a new girlfriend.
I'm a terrible person.
>>23215143
story?
What is soc drinking tonight?
2pm
took some codeine and drinking tall cans of od milwaukee
Orange squash because I'm a hardcore motherfucker
Also I have shit I need to get done
Yoghurt.
What percentage (approximately) of Tinder profiles do you right swipe on, /soc/?
all of them
/thread
I right swipe on about 1%. (Most days, I don't even use my 'super like'.)
Maybe like one every 10
Only end up talking about like 1/5th of my matches though
Rate me
looser
>>23213965
Hmm...
>>23213965
Danny Sexbang/10
Rate thread?
Rate thread.
>>23213411
6/10 probably would be higher if you didnt make an autistic face.
>samefagging rate threads with shooped noses all day
seek mental help
>>23213443
Confirmed for retarded
Kizu Seattle anon
>>23211271
If you want to contact write to [email protected]
>>23211271
You really want to talk huh?
>>23211287
I love socialising as much as I love anonymous talks.
Plus I know only one dude from the USA.
UK meet up thread
You know the drill, same postcode, swap any sort of info you want then you meet.
RH12
22m northampton
20/m/guildford
Got some bud, need a smoking buddy for tomorrow
>>23210847
I would totally be down for that if I wasn't working until 4:30
M/22/Horsham
Forgot to put it in the title
For all females 18+ who have an older man fetish...and for the men who love them...
Down to meet, masturbate for you, or chat
43 male kik hardtruth72
I realize there will be fakes...comes with the territory.
26 year old male here. Bored as hell, let meme know if your interested and ill post my kik.
>>23209550
>daddy issues
I hate this term in that context
>tfw guy with "daddy and mummy issues"
I'd love a crazy girl with daddy issues but obviously they're not interested
38 m UK, I have kids so am a father irl. Not into daddy daughter stuff for obvious reasons. However if there's any girls who just prefer mature older men and want to kik with a man of the world then let me know.
Kik paulc3000
DICK SIZE THREAD
Femanons,
when is a dick too small for you?
when is it perfect?
when does it become too big?
Anons,
post your dicks with a ruler next to it
>>23203063
What's crazy OP is that that image is pretty much reflective of the biggest and smallest I've experienced (weirdly..... hot to see them together). I would not want to go much bigger or smaller than them. I prefer big but 9 inches is getting pretty incomfortable. Maybe 7-8 inches is best, but THICK!!!
7
>>23203063
These fingers are so ugly.
Eye thread. Post n r8.
>>23202525
Nice blues, but a little blurry too see at their best
>>23202525
8
>>23202893
9, loving the 3 prominent colours
I'll add some boring old brown to the discussion
>>23202525
7/10
>>23202893
9.5/10
>>23204104
9/10
UK kink thread?
Introduce yourself, say what you're looking for
I'm a 21 y/o sub currently in Coventry looking for a domme/sub relationship and to be feminised. Tried fetlife a few times but the ratio on there is farrrr too skewed to ever get anything out of it
>>23200176
Gender?
>>23200464
Male Sorry, should've said in the OP.
>>23200490
you looking for straight or gay?