Gay/Bi Jerk off group on Kik? Let your id.
ShoeHorn34
ittledewtoo
Jorgemg04
New dirty kik thread!
Oligofukurself
25/m/nj
I'm looking for any women who want to talk about fetishes and past experiences. Maybe even share pics. ;) Any age above 18 and any size is welcome.
Kik: mellowfellow26
>>23536308
rivendesuka
18/f/Russia
I can speak english also.
Tha_kicker
23 m Louisiana
Straight but up for just about whatever
secrets/feels thread
I last had sex in October of 2013.
I feel like the longer I go without it, the more desperate I get, which turns people away from me, making it harder to meet girls.
I don't know to change. At this point, I'm a porn addict.
I am not lonely but noit really happy. I am well liked work hard but I could use a little female attention
/bigdicks/ and /storytime/
This thread isn't for rates. Its to see whos the most hung on /soc/ and hopefully to share some stories.
>girl in my fraternity brags about deepthroat skills
>has no gag reflex from an eating disorder
>she eventually blows me
>shes actually pretty good, until it gets to the last inch and a half
>shes getting pissed and frustrated
>pokes herself in the tonsil on the downstroke
>pulls off my dick and stops
>still never been deepthroated :(
your turn
>fucking a 5'0 asian girl
>tightest pussy ever
>her pussy is literally tighter than a white girls ass
>She makes me wear a condom so I pound her for almost an hour
>Pussy looks like she got fisted
Fast forward a week or so
>she goes to the gyno
>Gyno asks her if she needs a rape kit because her vagina was so stretched
Shit was cash. Shes married to some chinese dude at the age of 23
7 inch cock, average girth, don't feel like posting a picture
>be inexperienced college student, still fairly new at sex
>no privacy in dorm apartment, so girlfriend and I go into closet for alone time
>girlfriend starts going down on me, feels great
>start getting into it, pushing her head down with my hand
>push a little too far, a little too forcefully
>girlfriend pukes, throws up ramen noodles all over my dick
>we both apologize to each other and go to clean off
took her years to be able to get the entire length in her mouth, but eventually she learned to deepthroat like a pro. she did vomit on my dick again a few years later, but that time was her fault, she kept trying to force the whole thing in and out of her mouth as fast as she could, and I guess she bit off a bit more than she could chew (not literally thank God). rainbow colored candy all over my dick, but that time she was a champ and kept going until I got off.
>>23514895
that doesn't look very big.
FEMALE SEXY AUDIO (FSA)
Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans all recorded on vocaroo or other sites and posted.
Be as tame, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite sexual fantasies, and/or just look for requests on the thread.
Please remember to tag your post with your Thread name, the request link and/or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)
And if you sing please put the title on it.
All content is welcome here, but please keep in mind:
>Please keep long scripts and extreme scripts in pastebins (http://pastebin.com)
>Name and picture requests are generally ignored. Contactfagging is also generally ignored and discouraged by the /soc/ rules unless given permission by the performer.
>Refrain from spamming the thread.
>General 4chan and /soc/ rules apply.
>Please be civil towards the people.
>No one is entitled to get their request done.
PREVIOUS THREAD: >>23429876
>>23499598
GIANT SCRIPT and LINK ARCHIVE: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW
AUDIO HOSTING SITES
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com
TEXT-HOSTING
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/
SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs
FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD
!!!QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS!!! http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w
PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9
VK's THREAD PANEL IMAGES http://imgur.com/a/NMCFe
Olllie's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/6ArTJ & http://imgur.com/a/BA82B
Azula's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/JM9I6#0
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< FSA >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Eve is back <3
I can has cuddles improv?
>crazy ddlg
>you can change it to make it flow better and sound more like a girl
(wimpering crying) Ddddaddy? I... I need to tell you something. I... I did something bad daddy! (crying harder) I kissed a boy, daddy! I'm so sorry *million kisses* I know it was naughty daddy please Don't be mad (moaning wimpering) are you mad daddy please don't be... I feel so bad daddy, I don't wanna be a slut (crying kissing)
(daddy tells you you need a spanking) Mhm... yeah... yeah I need a spanking *kissing* spank me, make it all better please?
(totally distraught) I..... pleeeeeease not the cane daddy! Please I hate the cane! (wimper wimper) no.. you're right, I deserve it.
(you bring the cane to daddy) here you are sir... can... can I have a hug before my spanking? *hugs kisses snuggles* I love you, daddy
(-unzip your pants or better yet actually record the sound of pushing a skirt down-) I'll take my own skirt down daddy, I know I've been bad.... (brightens up, cheery) Yeah, these are the panties you got me! Mhm, I love this pair, so soft. Y...you want them down too? (wimpery again) yyyes sir.
(slap your leg count off 20 strokes, by the end you're crying really hard, begging daddy to stop, promising to be a good girl, saying how sorry you are. then catch your breath for a second, then snuggle daddy some more.)
I love you daddy *kisses* yeah, I feel all better now... you're the best daddy in the world, I want to be the best daughter I can *kisses*
Write a letter to someone who may never read it.
B,
I hid my alcoholism from you, I pretended to have friends so you'd think I was a functioning human and I gave you all of my love, affection and attention.
You lifted me out of my daily depression and you gave me a reason to get out of my bed every morning. Just the sight of a message from you popping up was enough to make me feel so much happiness.
But you broke it off, and now my confidence and my self-worth are gone again.
I still feel like we're a couple, even now that you've chosen somebody else to chase. Sometimes I wake up and start my morning routine with a smile on my face, then I think about you and remember I won't see you later, or ever, because I wasn't, "the one, y'know?"
I miss you, B x
>>23467181
How about you fuck that stupid slut/faggot
>caring about someone who doesn't care about you
>ever
>>23467181
oneitis. Go bang a hooker, do some drugs, and find someone else. quit being a pussy
Lets start a Louisiana thread
Forgot to say add your asl and contact
>>23570762
lets not
Brittney Spears is from Louisiana....That is a good enough reason to not have a Louisiana thread.
Kik trade group
Non moderated
Kik:venku_skirata for add
xxyourmomxx
18f, loves to be humiliated. (;
Daddyandbbg
Male and female
this still a thing?
Drinking Thread...
Now Drinking: Founders' Breakfast Stout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FeW9Or5JKI
Just got home from work and am listening to this. So glad I booked them for a show here in Indy in July.
Now Drinking: Founders' Mosaic Promise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqhOVY58zIo
Of course no one is going to join in.
Now Drinking: Bare Hands' Thai PA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-1RnTm31ng
Seems to being running the course of almost every drinking thread I make.
Basic ass 16 oz Yeunglings
How tall would you guess me as?
5'4
5'6
5'11 - 6'0.
Superpower Thread! Post a picture of yourself and others will tell you what power(s) you look like you should have. I'll start.
>>23569238
Talking to animals
>>23569238
Invisibility, also your smile is hypnotic like a jedi mind trick and can make the weak willed submit to suggestion.
>>23569247
You can make your beard grow arms and hands that have the strength of five gorillas.
>>23569238
Turn everything you touch into curry
>>23569247
Turn everything you touch into a body pillow of a My Little Pony character
Insult eachother thread
your face is an insult to evolution
>still stuck in neanderthal mode
>>23569284
shut the fuck up maxim
>>23569297
keep crying manlet
Chat/discussion thread, with me your host Maxim.
>>23569119
take ur meds bra
>>23569095
MAXIM stop
>>23569119
Hi Maxim!
Age guess thread
>>23569102
34ish
>>23569102
22 and mirin beard
>>23569102
32 you pedophile looking fuck
New rate thread because my face is hotter than all the other OP's
yeah but there dicks are harder huehue
>>23569091 7
holy shit maxim chill
can't smile