Any alcoholics here? Drinking greentext time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vedgTokXj04
>2009, a European city
>a slav turns me down
>I swig down a quart of Glen Orchy
>go to sleep in hostel room
>wake up and room is soaked in piss, except for one bunk occupied by hungover australian
>what the hell happened
>well, mate, you got up, moanin' like a zombie around 3am
>like a fuckin frankenstein lookin for the pisser
>found a pile of american girls's bags
>voided bladder all over bags, a long, long piss
>the girls wake up and start screaming at me
>I turn to face them, with dick out, pissing everywhere, moaning like retard zombie cow
>pissing on the American girls now
>they manage to throw enough shit from their beds to get me to go away
>stagger back to bed with dick flapping out like a runaway firehose, still pissing everywhere.
>Sit down on bed, still pissing
>go to sleep, still pissing
>wake up 12 hours later, covered in piss.
>have to get story from hungover australian in top bunk at opposite corner from me, only bed in there outside of piss radius
>everything piss soaked except my bag, which was shielded by my mattress
>skip out on the hostel without checking out/paying
>they had my card on file but never got around to charging me for all the bullshit I caused.
>or even for the use of the beds
at least one european city and one US state I won't go to for fear of being recognized, but good god what a night
tell stories, talk about how you've cleaned up or what you're drinking tonight
My nigga.
in my case, a 40 of budweiser and a 24 of sapporo. and one of those godawful 99ยข 99 proof airline bottles mixed into some Squirt.
the liquor store is five doors down and doesn't close until 2.
>Inb4 "I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings"
I'm really not tho. I've drank close to half a gallon of 100 proof vodka, and a quart of jack honey, and probably another 20-30oz of vodka and energy drink mix that we prime with at our parties. This is about twice what I normally drink during a party, and I drink about half of that on a casual night. I can cut back, or scale up however I want. I'm not dependent on the alcohol, but when I start drinking, I rarely stop for anything until I feel close to my limit.
Carolinas meetup thread? Figured putting the two together = more replies hopefully.
20/M/910 the weather's beautiful as fuck.
21/M/803
Close to 90 outside, but it was a good day.
19/M/864--->>843
Good weather for the end of the semester
Go Tigers
Raining here in Kansas City, what's going with your night?
Being a cunt and trying to find craigslist fucks. Probably just gonna play video games. You?
Reporting from Huntsville, raining here too :D
>>23712158
Gay/Bi? Kik?
New England meet up thread
>>23710136
26 m kik klypto928
860 30/m/straight
Kik br1ghtestd4y
19/m/boston
kik: inrime
RATE THREAD WITH NUMBERS
I'll rate once people post their mugs
>>23710543
7.5/10
Sorry, only got cups. (^:
>calling a cup mug
>>23710543
8, beautiful fucker.
>>23710578
8.5, aryan pride.
Smirk edition
I was not lying
Ayyy.
Okay, smirk.
story thread
itt anons write real,fantasy, or fake sex stories.
>>23695407
bump?
You first, op.
>>23695873
cant type/write a story for shit
__ashleyx__
>>23711576
Fake.
Real.
>>23711687
Really fake.
So, what about a onesie appreciation thread? It is really trendy to own one lately. If you have one, share it to the world!
I'll bite
>>23709829
Rawr, :D
Here I have another one, a popular one
Georgia Thread. The slowest and most unpopular state on /soc/.
Post age, sex, sexual preference, location, and contact info.
20/M/Bi. Kennesaw area.
SC: moss_cluster
Primarily looking for dick or just friendly conversation. I'm down for anything really.
Stay alive please.
35/m/straight
Skype- live:jmdavies_5
Located in the Douglasville area. Looking for girls for friends and more. Love to talk, go to the movies and see if it goes anywhere....
21 M straight. Georgia Tech student looking to have sex with someone other than my gf
Didn't see a roll thread, so roll thread!
>>23701119
in a really bad mood, let's do this
why not?
>>23701996
coudln't get converter to work
reroll I guess
new Tinder thread, last one hit 500
rate mine lads, just got tinder plus and still have 0 matches ;(
maybe u get 0 matches cos u start too many threads about yourself
Post another photo or two of your face, and make a bio that isn't asking them to swipe right.
End of day 2 for me. I swiped right on 99% of girls and have 85 matches so far (using Tinder plus btw) but I swear at least half of them are fucking bots. I have 2 prospective dates at the moment, but they could easily flake. Most of the other girls I talked to have not responded at all.
dicks,vulva,and ass rate thread
>timestamp needed
Would you wanna fuck me?
1-10
>>23695857
So another dick thread?
Close up of my baby
Fresh dick rate thread!
My KIK is available on request.
Let's go!
Stingeruncut1 on kik
kik luvnoob 24 m uk. show my small dick love to see bigger and like humiliation comments ,,,,
Nice dicks m8s
No limits porn trade
Must post for entry fee
Failure results in being kicked out
isthisstupid
Invite please.
Plenty to share. And I can cross post from another thread.
>>23711318
Add ArizonaCouple please!