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>>23844410
This is bait right? fatass
Nope no bait whatsoever
Femanons, when you hug another girl, do your tits press together? Is it awkward?
also how sweaty is your vagina?
Good thread. I am interested.
>>23844168
>do your tits press together
Depends on height and closeness of hug. But generally yes. And no its not awkward, its pretty nice
>>23844172
Not very sweaty unless im working out or its extremely hot outside
Dutch hookup thread, place your region and what you're looking for.
I'll start of with my region: Gelderland. looking for smoke/fuck
Overijssel
Kik me with interesting ideas grizo34
Ouwe bok zoekt simpele sex. Omgeving 020. Kom maar door.
Tell me how hot he is
>>23844190
dadbod
Dad bob is sexy. Lets go pic for pic I have better pics
Needs to tighten up the mid section
Tats are cool
Can only wonder what his face looks like
Isn't this ass pure perfection!?
>>23843642
I don't see a vagina, so, no.
>>23843642
you need a friend to help you shave/wax your hole.
Anything goes.
Join the no limits porn trade group
Post as you enter to keep things lively ;)
Joined! :D
Pls add nomad9797
Mandemto
Assumptions thread. Try and tell something about people ITT.
Picture unrelated.
OP hates latvians and is really russian minority :DD
Posting shitty pictures made with a shitty camera. Actually picture in OP might be related, I guess I'll look that way when I get older.
Anyways, I will do all the people as they start posting.
>>23842783
How did you know it was me, you sly dog?
You haven't read a book that isn't school book in years, and although you'd like to and have something of a mental backlog of things you'd like to read, you can't bring yourself to do it.
You're also probably pretty tall.
ITT: we post pics of our leg(s) spread out on a bed, barefoot, in pajama bottoms or khaki pants.
>>23840473
nice mangggggiyg
>>23840474
thanks Awpsawp
okay I guess
but why OP
Hey i want to start a kik group for nyc people. Lets goooo. Post your deets and username and when i check later today I'll get it started
>>23839240
Also heres me. Username: supahjellz
buummmpp
username: voexodus
New snapchat thread im 23 male bi for fembois
dorarogoti f/19/bicurious
>>23840390
Sure
Boobs pls
memes edition
also say what you'd do, if your answer is hang out.
>>23838674
kill
>>23838676
I would too if I was you
>>23838682
Throw you out of a plane, with a parachute, then jump out myself. Skydiving we will call it.
>>23838676
Throw you out of a plane, without a parachute, then jump out myself. Assisted suicide we will call it.
New Skype thread
>Age
>Sex
>Sexual Orientation
>Location
>What languages do you speak?
>anime?
>music/movies/books?
>fav videogames
>looking for
>not looking for
>one face we should know about you before contacting you
>contact info
>Age
I don't even fucking remember i swear
>Sex
Scrotum
>Sexual Orientation
Polyamourous aromantic genderfluid lesbian pansexual polygon in the 4th dimention
>Location
Africa
>What languages do you speak?
All of them, seriously, try me.
>anime?
what the fuck is this even supposed to mean, why is this here, i find the fucking cartoons annoying for fucks sake, pokemon is aite tho, pokemon gets a pass
>music
you know that autistic old asian lady wearing crocs with white socks on the subway, that's pretty much my musical taste
>movies
porn bloopers, drunk russian compilations, that movie where clint eastwood is a cowboy and all the mexicans are actually italians because it was filmed in europe
>books?
sometimes i read shampoo labels while pooping
>fav videogames
I don't think i ever owned a console or anything like that, i did play rugby does that count?
>looking for
looking for my lighter so i could smoke a cig and take edgy rebelious teen selfies to post here
>not looking for
dude i hate when you like sit down on the toilet, you pee and then you've been eating kale and spinach all week so your poop is actually bricks, and then the fucking brick hits the water and it splashes that shit on your balls, that shit is nasty
>one face we should know about you before contacting you
aha! found my lighter, yes i'm a try hard.
>contact info
http://pastebin.com/Xfy7Ly80
Fuck it
>Age
19
>Sex
M
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Location
USA, South. Please help they won't let me leave
>What languages do you speak?
English, used to speak conversational french but it's been a year since I used it
>anime?
Real mainstream stuff sure
>music/movies/books?
Music:
Silent Alarm, Discovery, Demon Days, We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank, Reconciled
Movies:
Léon/The Professional, City of God, Reservoir Dogs and Tarantino in general, Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels
Books:
Vonnegut, Hemingway, a little Dostoëvsky, favorite book is John Gardner's Grendel
>fav videogames
Dark Souls 3 right now, wish I had a decent computer
>looking for
Normally I'd just say cool people in general but the past few days I've just wanted to find a chill girl to talk to pretty badly.
>not looking for
"Hi"s, guys, general 4chan shitters
>one fact we should know about you before contacting you
Aside from the fact that I hate smalltalk, probably that I can be casually offensive as shit. Don't read too far into it
>contact info
Skype: swaglordyolo420
Made that after my old account got bogged down with people I never want to see, hear from or talk to again, so feel free to judge me
I'd post a picture but it's 12 o-clock, I look like shit and hate every picture of me that's ever existed
>>23786125
bloc party, gorillaz and daft punk are old favourites my friend, nice taste
It's memorial day weekend. :)
Some of you may be mourning, others are lucky to have not yet felt loss.
And for you guys just enjoying the long weekend..
Age, sex, duty station,
snapchat, kik, or gamer tag,
and tell us what you're up to this weekend!
Nobody on 4chan is a Marine? I don't believe you! :P
I was actually hoping to join a group from lejeune going to the beach this weekend..
Bumping my own post...
21/M stationed in Lejeune currently in ITX so fuck my 72 or 96 what some people got, KIK Bruiz_88 if any bros want to chat, I know only a couple of my bros that know of 4chan
Tripped hard on acid last night and I'm still feelin a little groovy AMA
>>23843365
That's the downside of LSD - it lasts too long.
>>23843370
Fuck that... That's the best part. The fun just doesn't stop.
>>23843370
>>23843365
I just dropped my last 2 tabs at a concert 3 days ago and driving through DC metro traffic 4 hours later was a blast.
But damn it LSD always makes me horny as fuck!!!
Rate my cock
Please rate
>>23842913
6/10