Archived threads in /soc/ - Cams & Meetups - 2096. page

>>23877211
dude omg same, do you want to talk?

What are you looking for all looking for?

>>23877211
stop sending them your dick, nobody wants to see it...ever

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ayyyy lmao

OP i am going to guess that you're from California

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>>23877177
fuckin nice @arca

Damn dude, that IS wacky. Your dick looks like a Dr. Seuss character.

>>23876684
well they both teach children valuable lessons

>>23876739
I should not have been drinking something while i read that. It's everywhere now.

How long can you stretch out your peepee?

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>>23874927
guess not, time to start drinking.

>>23874927
Its mine tomorrow too, happy birthday Tennessee Anon, a little advice, you're not going to find anyone drinking at home.

>>23875545
Happy birthday Anon,
I live in a remote area (I don't even have cable).
I have a 20+ mile hiking trail next to my house, so that should give you an idea.

Not many places to meet people, most of them are bar hoppers and I'm not really into that.

Just want to meet a cute girl somewhere that's ok with smoking weed and hiking ;.;

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help bls, I'm a poor judge
is this one better?

>>23874316
ur eyes look like shit, like an alien ayy lmao

DUDE
WEED
LMAO

If you have to ask in the first place, I got bad news for you. ;^)

The second one is fine. I guess the lighting is fine there.

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Would cry all the time ,complain, loath, self pity, ect. But try to be bad ass warrior princess, that wears zombie skulls as jewelry.

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>>23871971
You'd be a decent bruiser. As time goes on, you run across a woman who you lusted after in the before times who had become zombified. You steal her as your prize and use your supply of condoms to bang her every night while she's strapped to your bed.
One loathsome night your condom bursts.
Thank you for teaching us that the virus can be sexually transmitted.
>>23871989
You would cry, you would bitch, you would complain. One day, you snap and save your group with a display of raw fury. But you can't come down from that. You've crossed a line and become savage. The wilderness calls to you now.

>>23872095
Fuck off Kris

>>23863658
it's called air conditioning in heating mode

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by shitposting
join us if you're victorian

>>23863701
how the fuck do you scan that?

you start

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>>23878963
Kek

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No

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>>23878745
>8/10 got kikkk????

>>23878737
>ur fuckin hot got kik?

>implying I get laid enough to just have condoms lying around

Why doesnt anyone share their pics?

>>23878180
my cock is weird, need xxl large condom to be able to put them on, but then they are too long.

lenght of cock is average, but its propably larger than average i think.

its not like i'll have the ocasion to use my dick anytime soon anyway :^)

>>>>> WELCOME <<<<<

Prior thread:
>>23847088

Started by femanons who love fuzzy, toned arms, clean man hands and glorious veins! And necks (let's see those Adam's apples).
Tattoos, jewelry, and stubble optional and appreciated. =D

>Are you really female?
Yes. Check out requests and dirty talk on the thread.

>What's the appeal of hands and forearms?
It's way hotter to imagine what your hands and fingers are doing to our bodies than to see your dick. Therefore...

>>>>> GUIDELINES <<<<<

Please- no cock, balls, bare feet, or full on face! We prefer the mystery of anonymity.

>>>>> POSE IDEAS <<<<<

Requests and poses that have driven us crazy:
> Ties, belts, jewelry
> Petting and holding cute animals / plush or other delicate things (flowers)
> Various stages of undress (buttoning / unbuttoning cuffs, ties, adjusting collars, hands around belts, etc.) and/or shaving, showering
> Holding tools, weapons/knives, instruments
> Suggestive poses and captions (holding condoms, panties, lube, etc.)
> Puns (lewd and not) are always welcome
> Anything that makes us think about how you'd handle lady parts (think curves, nipples, boobs and butt)...

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Starting off with my wet hand.

>>>>> OTHER MAN POSES <<<<<

Classic poses:
> arms crossed against chest with sleeves rolled up (or short sleeves, shirtless)
> thinking, with your hand curled under chin or at lips as if deep in thought
> one arm folded across waist, the other at a V, reaching for the opposite shoulder
> thumb tucked into pants pocket

Suggestive poses:
> hands at waistband with thumbs tucked in. or undoing a belt / unzipping pants, undoing drawstring of shorts/sweats
> hand against wall (either flat or with curved fingers, as if you're towering over a girl you're about to kiss
> hand in a position as if you're lifting up a face to say "look at me"
> elbows on knees, bent over, hands clasped in front

"Let's fuck" poses:
> finger to mouth, saying "shhh"
> beckoning "come hither" gesture
> hand reaching down in your pants for your package (but we need to see attached sexy arm)
> pointing towards your (clothed/covered) package as if to say "get on my dick"

AND FINALLY...
Be creative- the element of surprise is titillating!

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i meant to say middle eastern, not specifically persian kek

Persian girls are hot as fuck.

persian girl - sure if she was light skinned and... zoroastrian?
indian girl - no
arab, beduin, berber, whatever ME/NA girl - no

>>23878464
post a proper photo

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>>23878352
here is mine
her (girl or transgirl)

>18-30 age isnt a problem
>hair: doesnt mater, but the longer the better
>skinny , lean, or a bit chubby.
>tall or short, doesnt mater since i'm (192cm)(6'3)
>its better if you're in europe
>take care of herself(meaning dont wear baggy pants outside...)
>a bit clingy
>show emotion easely, show that she love me.
>politic: just dont be on the left side of the spectrum
>love to cuddle
>is okay with french accent (i usualy get complimented on it)

bonus points if:

>submissiv in bed
>have kinks or is curious in bed
>have a nice booty
>like rock/hard rock

important points:

>dont lie
>good comunication
>is okay with me workingout almost everyday
>dont do drugs

about me:

>male
>25 yo
>192cm (6'3)
>83 kilo (moving up and down, trying to get some muscles)
>dark short hair
>green eyes (look more grey sometimes, it change from a day to another)
>have some self confidence problems, but is getting better.
>i dont do drugs, i dont smoke, i drink on ocasions.

tell me if interested, i have skype :)

I'm 27 year old trans girl in Sydney, Australia.

>ideal guy
>taller than me (I'm 5'11) bearded and not obese/grossly overweight
>wicked sense of humour
>doesn't mind my clingyness
>enjoys cuddles
>is OK that I'm still in boymode and wouldn't mind being seen in public with me
>sneaky public displays of affection
>you don't have to pay for things I pay my own way
>likes staying in playing vidya or watching movies
>is kinky, a dom or switch (I'm a switch)
>no drugs or smoking
>atheist or agnostic

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>>23877492
Your "friends" don't really care about you.

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>>23877512
explain_the_assumption,_anon.

>>23877531
You have a punchable face. People of that sort seem to be the butt of jokes with people they hang out with, but they stick around with them due to seeking acceptance.