Roast time!
>>23957568
how the fuck does your chest hair go all the way up to your neck, are you a gorilla disguised as a redneck degenerate?
You literally just posted this fag on b saying how he stole your gf and now you're gonna come bitch on Soc? Lmao you're pathetic
What proof? Maxim is the photoshop troll. Everyone knows this. Report all his posts!
Got some great pictures of this big tit milf getting a massage at resort if anyone wants to see them. She's a solid 8, great tits and ass for such an old bitch.
Was in Fiji for holiday with Family last month, this shit was the only good thing about that awful third world fuck hole. Anyone else been there? Why the fuck do parents pick these places?
Looks like Lisa Snowdon
wrong board
Post em
Also,
>my parents paid for me to go on vacation to an exotic place and I hate it
Consider yourself lucky, my parents thought going to the next town over for the afternoon was a good vacation. I would love to leave the mainland US
body rate thread
>>23957462
Looking good
>>23957485
mirin hard, you juicing?
>tfw no mildly retarded bf
>>23957009
Why hello there
>>23957009
this is now a rolls thread
Anyone want to call me, send me a pic of yours dicks. :P
>>23956169
No. Fuck off roastie.
Here's one to wank to
Reporting in.
How autistic is /soc/?
Autism points
You watch mainstream anime (Bleach, One Piece ,Death Note etc) +10
You know a programming language +7
You have written fan fiction +12
You have a fictional waifu +12
You play mmorpgs often +7
You have watched The Monogatari series, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya and Steins;Gate. +23
You own a katana +35
You want to live in a fictional verse so you can bang fictional pussy +32
You own a fedora +35
You have created your own fictional by combining two characters +30
You have watched 30 plus anime series +25
You have attended comic con or something similar +12
You are above the age of 40 and still here +30
You visit 4chan at least four times a week +14
>0 Points
Feels good man
>>23954558
You should have added some kind of scoring system, OP
all I've got is +14 for coming here on a regular basis
>fedora
Points per or in bulk?
Add me for some fun in snapchat. I am from Germany.
ID: Fitbody2016
>>23954246
honestly bro. What do you take. And please don't feed me that line about all natural. I've been going to the gym and doing sports for years. I'm just considering maybe finally getting on something
>>23954246
you swing both ways?
>>23954246
>from Germany
Yeah, sure you are ;)
hi rate me pls?
Mom, what are you doing here? Did you find this site in my browser history?
>>23953294
6.5 maybe, but I think that lipstick holds you back.
>>23953310
Are you trolling or is that actually your mom? Because that would be hiliarious if it would. But from your message it seems like you are just a troll
>>23953294
Ur eyes look like they were painted on. It freaks me out.
any men in the service here in soc? army, navy, marines, etc etc. really, any man in a uniform is such a turn on.
love talking to guys that served us. getting their point of view on sexuality. what they're interested in. being around all those other guys. lol
inb4: this is mostly targeted towards straight/curious/bi/gay guys. don't matter desu,
m 24 usa
kik: billyindespair
>>23948832
Curently serving canadian army
Don't be a fucking tag chaser.
>>23948832
I am thinking of joinin the services.
Any girls ever actually get two dicks in the pussy?
Tell stories of how that happened and what other stuff you've done
>>23948272
It so sexy that I'm wet as fuck now.
>>23948278
Lol id give you mine!
>>23948278
What makes it so sexy? Could you fit two? What about one in the stink?
Anyone here into sounding?
Here, I'll take out and show you my favorite toy.
But why?
Wanted to try something extreme, and wanted to find out if I could do it. Takes practice, but it's surprisingly easy once you get the hang of it.
Does this site even work? I saw people posting about there experiences but I swear it's all fake.
Craigslist thread, I guess.
>>23933265
Ive twice decided to hook up off CL. Both times I emailed abt 10 girls, got abt three reaponses. Never failed to get the succ
>>23933275
I e-mail them, but they always turn out to be bots. Even when I try and make sure they're not by carefully reading their ad, I feel like they are.
I've hooked up with a girl once off craigslist. Thick with some big ol titties. I wish I hadn't lost all the pics she sent. I responded to her ad.
This was like 2 years ago. I'm actually talking to a girl now who seems very legit. She responded to mine.
TORONTO THREAD
Anyone from Toronto? I'm 22/M from North York specifically. Add me up?
>skype
jake-quags (we can video/text/mic chat)
>snapchat
zzrt123 (send me anything)
>>23955259
oh ur the guy who jerks off on skype. ur weird.
>>23955259
There's already a Canada thread you faggot
you got kik senpai?
Can we get people to text her random stuff.
It's a UK number: 07443331147
Battletoads?
>>23955430
Battletoads was kinda fun. Way too hard though. The soundtrack was bitchin'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCFqF-IeeAk
This is now a thread about battletoads.
nypa
Hey /soc/
I've never posted here before, so please let me know if I'm breaking any rules or just being a huge fag;
but I'm extremely sad, the most depressed I've ever been, and I'm coming here a bit in despiration just in the hopes that someone can cheer me up.
Basically I'm way more upset over a girl than I should be. I'd rather not go into details because I'm trying to keep my mind off it, but I just feel empty inside over probably losing what I seriously thought was my perfect match.
The day of I just drank all day from sun rise to sun set because I was just feeling an unbelievable amount of emotion and couldn't deal with it. Yesterday I just took xanax all day. I'm usually the happiest person in the world. I don't have the best current life situation in general, but it's slowly getting better. I'm extremely charismatic and confident, I have an extremely outgoing personality, I'm super funny, and I think decently handsome. However right now I just hate myself.
I don't know if anyone cares enough or is interested enough to talk to me; if not just let me 404.
But I'd really enjoy just talking to some people right now. I can give my kik and social media information out too.
I'll take requests also if anyone has any.
Thank you guys.
No one? I've ran about 15 miles today because I'm a runner and needed something to take my mind off things; so I'm probably going to take an irresponsible amount of opioids now just to keep in with the recent theme of drug abuse and take some of the emotion and psychical pain off, anyway, once I'm high I'll do literally any requests, whatever they might be.
>>23955227
>so I'm probably going to take an irresponsible amount of opioids now just to keep in with the recent theme of drug abuse
Sorry, anon, but I cant let you do this.
>>23955241
They're prescription for a slipped disk so :^)
I'm not suiciding