how do you write an interesting craigslist ad that people will respond to?
I keep looking for some top guy to fuck me, but I keep getting like one response to the ad.
I included age, what I want, I can host, my photos and no one keeps responding. Either only those weirdos who cannot write one sentence or 60 year old guys.
Any tips?
pic not related
>>24004984
What's wrong with illiterate weirdos and 60 year old guys? A cock in your ass is a cock in your ass.
>>24005019
because last time I got fucked by a dude from craigslist, it took four hours before he figured it out where is he supposed to go. I want to fuck now, not in 4 damn hours only because you cannot input an address into your browser, or
>my camera broken
>I have no picture
I would like to see your dick before you show up with tiny snake in your pants and I will feel it barely one inch in my ass
and 60 years olds? I rather have someone whose belly isn't blocking his dick from fucking me.
>>24004984
Quit coming off like a faggot
Hey /soc/, it's survey time!
>Sender
>Age
>Sexual preference
>Single?
>MBTI
>Location
>Ethnicity
>Birthplace
>Religious beliefs
>Job/school?
>Favorite books
>Favorite movies/TV
>Favorite music
>Favorite sports
>Favorite vidya
>Hobbies
>Do you believe in God?
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
>Favorite color?
>What happens when you die?
>Closest to death you have been?
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
>Worst injury you have ever had?
>Most scared you have ever been?
>How often do you fap?
>Shower before sex/oral?
>Shower in morning or evening?
>Do you always wash your hands after you pee?
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
>Favorite 4chan boards
>Favorite subreddits
>Are you a feminist?
>Pro life or pro choice?
>4chan or Reddit?
>Favorite game
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
>Dream job
>Life goals
>Favorite color
>Greatest accomplishment
>Are you fit?
>Happiest memory
>Worst memory
>Something you are really good at
>Something you wish you were really good at
>Biggest challenge you have ever faced
>Favorite animal
>Are you fat?
>Are you happy with your life?
>Favorite color?
>Favorite website
>How many friends do you have?
>Pic
>Contact info
31 male los angeles virgin
straight
>Single?
virgin
>Ethnicity
white
>Religious beliefs
none
>Job/school?
both
>Favorite color?
black
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
zoom zoom ayyy *crash*
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
hell na playa
>How often do you fap?
never
>Shower before sex/oral?
i would prefer the girl doesnt. prefer in my dreams that is
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
nope
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
id wish for more wishes
>Life goals
get to a point where i dont feel like busting a columbine every second
>Are you fit?
relatively
>Worst memory
anything in the past, so anything
>Something you are really good at
philosophy, virgins are great at philosophy
>Biggest challenge you have ever faced
getting laid. lmao jk. not rly tho
>Are you happy with your life?
yea
>How many friends do you have?
around 0. its a nice round number i like it
>Pic
maybe on kik
>Contact info
kik is zsasza
alternative metal, ambient, atmospheric black metal, atmospheric sludge metal, avant-folk, avant-garde metal, black ambient, black metal, blackgaze, dark ambient, dark cabaret, dark electro, dark folk, darkwave, death doom metal, death metal, depressive black metal, djent, doom metal, drone metal, ebm, electro-industrial, electronic, experimental, folk metal, funeral doom metal, futurepop, gothic metal, industrial, industrial hip hop, industrial metal, industrial music, industrial rock, industrial techno, martial industrial, melodic black metal, melodic death metal, neoclassical darkwave, neue deutsche härte, nordic folk music, nu metal, pagan black metal, post-hardcore, post-industrial, progressive metal, rap metal, sludge metal, technical death metal, traditional doom metal, visual kei
>Skype:
la.furra.darketa
>>gender
male
>>Age
26
>>Sexual preference
gay
>>Single?
no
>>MBTI
INFJ
>>Location
cali
>>Ethnicity
white
>>Birthplace
cali
>>Religious beliefs
none
>>Job/school?
med intern /medical school
>>Favorite books
SOIAF, Enders Game, Masks
>>Favorite movies/TV
fury road, GOT, OITNB,rick and morty,
>>Favorite music
80s rock
>>Favorite sports
none
>>Favorite vidya
rpg, ff12, legend of dragoon, ni no kuni
>>Hobbies
vidya, movies, running, hiking, outdoor stuff
>>Do you believe in God?
dont know, dont think about it
>>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
probability points to yes, whether they are intelligent or not remains a guess
>>Favorite color?
black, blue, silver
>>What happens when you die?
i have flatlined before, utter blackness
>>Closest to death you have been?
flatlined for 3-5 min during a surgery
>>Have you ever been in a car crash?
just a small fender bender
>>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
mostly, more of a habit than a moral obligation
>>Worst injury you have ever had?
pitchfork threw my leg, knee cap sliced off by metal scrap, gored by male goat,
>>Most scared you have ever been?
living in a poor neighborhood full on "undesirables", hearing gunshots every nite and not being able to ensure my own saftey as my apartment had paper thin walls and shit windows
>>How often do you fap?
2x a day
>>Shower before sex/oral?
depends
>>Shower in morning or evening?
evening, dont like getting in bed dirty
>>Do you always wash your hands after you pee?
yes, habit as a med fag
>>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
nope, am a med fag and get tested often, would lose everything, ocassionally drink gin/tonics
>>Favorite 4chan boards
/hm/ /soc/ /b/
Shut-ins need love too. Post your a/s/l, interests, and what you're looking/not looking for.
Don't forget your Kik ID you fuckin' dumbass
Only introverts and shut-ins are allowed
21
M
Arkansas
I like exercise, gaming, nature, etc.
Looking for girl, thin or average, preferably gamer
Kik ID is FourKiosk
>>24004866
20 m tx
Computers, comics, martial arts, occult, intellectual convos
Looking for female also shut in to have chill hangs with
Not looking for weaboos or under 20
Sadrumbb
>A/S/L
M/US-CA/18
>Kik ID
boipussy_
I'm bisexual but I kinda lean towards women, unless you're a femmy/skinny guy. Please don't ask for dick pics or ass pics or anything lol. I like psychology, music (rap primarily), High Fashion Memes, relationships with people who aren't fucking insane, and being garbage.
Keep in touch senpai
can we have a sad thread?
sad boyz and girlz only please
why are you sad?
I'm someone who has been through pretty severe depression with a hint of thought disorder. I would be happy to provide what little advice I can. Or I can be just a person to listen to your problems. Either ITT or on skype or kik.
>>24004843
Can you help me? I feel depressed as fuck but really, I don't know why. I just turned 21, I'm in college and have a job. Yet I'm depressed. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
>>24004784
tfw depressed autist
A/S/D Thread!
23 / M / MD
19/M/bi - law
25 m rubber tramp
>>24004774
21/M/Still studying and currently a professional shitposter
General chat forum.. I'm bored as fuck but want to chat.. So anything goes
Let's start this off with where everyone is from.. I'm kinda tipsy.. Ohio.. Blah.. Sitting in my backyard lurking chan
Let's chan fight.. Let's meet up.. Let's keep everyone engaged in something haha
Just trying to mix up the catalog a little bit.. Bunch of wiener rates.. Or pic rates.. Let's change the pace abit so we have something else to look at while other threads update
Hey guys.
Borderline genius here but I'm hated because people who haven't done shit in their lives like to mock mine. Yeah /sci/fags who got their GED in late 20s, I'm looking at you.
>genius
>gets laid
>liked by others
>mocked by nobody's
Check out my paper many have raged about I don't remember when possibly a year or two ago. Not to mention they needed translation to understand terminology.
What have you've done in your life?
Where can we read this paper?
See, something tells me it isn`t that you`re a borderline genius that some people hate you for - maybe some people hate you because (at least how you`ve presented here) you sound like a major dick who can`t get stop pumping sand up his own ass?
If you really were a "borderline genius" it would be rather obvious to you why you're hated.
It is to us.
Bulge rate thread
>>24004632
10/10 more??
>>24004632
I love taking bulge pics lol
Hey doodz, straight male here, looking for other straight males with an interest in booty to chat with on Skype while sharing pics/gifs/vids of girls and fappin'.
Really into twerking, big butts etc.
No cam, just chat. Absolutely no gays/bi.
jcalababria1 on Skype.
>>24004454
>looking for other guys to jerk off with
>totally not gay tho boys foreal yknow lol only straigt men here
lets see your underwear male or female
>>24004392
>>24004392
>here's my generic cheap boxer briefs
Why are guys so terrified of getting well-fitted briefs to show off? You don't need to wear them 24/7 just on dates/to show off/at the gym.
My hello kitty panties, definitely my favourite pair
/METAL/
Metal Thread!
What do you do in the metal thread? Why, for example you can:
>post songs
>discuss bands
>ask for recommendations
>recommend stuff even if no one is asking
>promote your own/local music
>chat with each other
>try to trick the one metal chick into posting her kik
>post pics of yourself
>post pics of sweet metal album art
Drop youtube links to the songs you mention, if you can. Please. That would be cool.
Here are some questions you can answer if you want to, feel free to skip any:
>A/S/L:
>Hello
>Long hair?
>Beard?
>Do you play an instrument? If yes, what instrument?
>Are you in a band?
>Three bands you've listened to a lot recently (metal or whatever)?
>What metal subgenres are you most into at the moment?
>4chan's youtube embedding seems to strip away time codes, does anyone know a way to make it work?
>Anything you want to tell us?
23/Male
I have a pretty unhealthy obsession with Iced Earth and pretty much anything that Jon Schaffer puts out (Sons of Liberty/Demons and Wizards). I'm curious if there's any other groups out there that have that Iced Earth swagger about them? I'm willing to help others learn about our metallic Lord and savior Thrash if wanted.
>tfw no metal gf
>>24004328
I'm listening to older metal bands. Any suggestions on older albums to listen to. I got Black Sabbath and Deep purple down. It can be from 1960-1980
Names Jack, Im straight. I like weed and sleeping.
So you're like the normies King ?
>>24004240
you sound exciting
post dick
Sure
Un-erect
German Kik. Versaute Gruppe. Ab 18! Hetero, bi, gay. M, W,... Dicke, dünne willkommen. Poste deinen kik Namen
Frauen sind besonders willkommen ;-)
Netternorde
Br4inea7er m/23/hete
I'm so horny, been browsing craigslist to find someone semi decent to plow my hole tonight. Why does CL have to be so.. idk the word for it
>>24004026
Where you from cutie
FL
>>24004026
>>24004335
Craigslist is 99% crazy ugly weirdos
1% actual chill people
If you are in Florida, just go to a club or gay bar.
trying this again so the orientation is right
r8 me /soc/
>>24003851
also one of face
>11/10
into T-girls? if yes got contact info to share >;)
>>24003851
8/10. Like body a lot but I don't like your hair.... I think you would look better with a short nice buzz it. It suits your body shape better. You have nice eyes and pretty cute face