Assumptions Thread.
>>24020801
Secret Kardashian fan
>>24020801
I assume I would see you at a local Korpiklaani show
These threads are always a lot of fun once they get going
Let's have an ideal mate thread. Describe your ideal partner and yourself and share some contact info.
Her:
>18-22
>white
>lives in the UK
>athletic or skinny/thin or curvy
>no tattoos or piercings
>dark hair
>plays games or at least tolerates them
>not extremely into anime or manga and weeb stuff in general
>loyal and honest
>romantic
>somewhat shy
>prefers to stay indoors
>doesn't use excessive makeup
>clingy, obsessive/posessive
>has some interesting hobbies or job
>not a vegetarian or a radical feminist
>preferably a virgin and sexually inexperienced but the less partners she had the better
>kinky with high or medium sex drive
>believes in soulmates
>doesn't smoke
>assertive and somewhat dominant personality
>doesn't mind taking charge
>loves travelling and will travel with me
>knows what she wants in life and can take care of herself
>wouldn't mind a relationship or a LDR
Me:
>white
>20
>live in the UK
>125lbs and 5'11, medium build
>green eyes and no glasses
>not really muscular but not a skeleton either
>long thick hair
>young looking and not extremely manly, maybe somewhat feminine
>currently working full time and going to study from september
>financially independent
>really funny and easy to get along with i crack jokes all the time with my friends
>bit shy at first and introverted but i also like going out with my friends when i can
>love writing, reading and anything history related as well as intellectual discussions
>i play games frequently but not a total nerd or spend my time playing games 24/7
>fluent in two languages
>romantic
>don't care much about sex and want intimacy and emotional bonding instead
>love cuddling
>loyal and honest i don't like arguing
>bit shy at first
>i listen to any music genre
>no piercings or tattoos
>i dont do drugs or smoke and only drink socially
>not religious
>love travelling and frequently travel every year
Kik: atazs
Skype: assman300 (dumb name i know)
My ideal mate would be a girl who will wait until marriage for sex and wants a large family (4+ kids) and will stay at home with them.
Looks aren't really important as long as she's not obese. It's the family values that matter.
Someone who listens to:
David Bowie, Black Sabbath, Joy Division, Nirvana, Metallica, The Cure, Slint, Depeche Mode, Opeth, Tool, Death, Rage Against the Machine, Nine Inch Nails, Swans, Lou Reed, Alice in Chains, Nick Cave, Faith No More, Isis, Electric Wizard, Burzum, Morbid Angel, Soundgarden, Dead Can Dance, Ulver, The Chameleons, Mastodon, Neurosis, Atheist, Coil, Nico, Mr. Bungle, Edge of Sanity, Akira Yamaoka, The Sound, 16 Horsepower, Deftones, David Sylvian, Have a Nice Life, Ephel Duath, Tiamat, Moonsorrow, Oneohtrix Point Never, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Flower Travellin' Band, Strapping Young Lad, Einstürzende Neubauten, Scott Walker, Godflesh, Bohren & der Club of Gore, Cult of Luna, Katatonia, The Damned, Voivod, Negură Bunget, Rosetta, The Gathering, Arcturus, Bauhaus, Paradise Lost, Black Flag, Sleep, Type O Negative, The Sisters of Mercy, Warning, Killing Joke, Deathspell Omega, Ministry, Jay Munly, Mad Season, Prodigy, Meshuggah, The God Machine, Kino, Fields of the Nephilim, Henry Rollins Band, The Angelic Process, Moonspell, Melvins, Fear Factory, Tenhi, Armia, Woven Hand, Cocteau Twins, Dir en grey, etc.
>Skype:
la.furra.darketa
>>23990809
Me:
> 20
> white
> Ausfag
> uni student
> 6ft 1
> dark hair
> skinny
> 6 inch cock
> dom
> play guitar
> like watching pro wrestling and late 80s early 90s post hardcore
Her:
> redhead
> 5ft 3-7
> arty
> cooks (so we can do it together It's one of my favorite hobbies)
> outdoorsy
> nice smile
Inb4 no responses
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>>24029689
ay a bunch of fucking letters
>>24029689
"Hello Blazers, NFKRZ here."
Why is he such a meme?
Any males here who can demonstrate calculus? Specifically squeeze theorem?
Calc2
>mathematica
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematica
>>24029311
go ask sci to do your homework, not us.
Normie Kik thread. None of this kik queers kik queens kik fucking waifu shit this is just a regular kik thread for regular people who use kik.
Join my bitchin group for cool times, spots are going fast so hurry: kik.me/g/iuFmwWR7mgcbInGAfzBD-j--DP8
Also message paddypants for a good time
https://join.skype.com/DkKzlzM6NZZe
hi! please join my rabbit you can request any songs/albums, movies etc! its very comfy!
anyones welcomed ^_^
-no mics
https://rabb.it/globalslav
https://join.skype.com/M7XItDamYlJU
4chan telegram group!! Come join
https://telegram.me/joinchat/AMnDvD8UKKGfxS9HYmxAZQ
what the fuck is telegram
>>24028876
.... like WhatsApp but without giving your number
>>24028855
Is it just shit posting or ded or anything?
Slovenija meetups? Any horny slovenians here?
https://join.skype.com/riHcAaFEBS4n
Rate Me
>>24029389
6.6
Has anyone actually had a successful hook up with someone they've met on craigslist?
I'm London based and feel like the London section is just full of camwhores and hookers, rather than legit NSA females..
bump
someone must have done this
You are more or less correct bout the london craigslist i'm afraid. There are a couple of genuine ones in there but you've gotta go looking.
Good starting point is probably to search for a specific area (i did that, got a couple of responses but timetables couldn't be brought to match up) and then just keep plugging away.
Good luck anon.
you'll do better posting your own messages and seeing if anyone real responds than chasing all the fake posts
try to be very very specific
may take months
Meeting up with a BBC for the first time. What do? (Pic related)
>>24026714
Don't forget to call the cops and cry rape when he leaves
>>24026714
It's not any different than a big white cock. Go ahead and get the novelty out of your system though.
>>24026803
>>24026812
awww look at these two sad little guys. Sorry for your loss.
Live in Kentucky? Wanna meet up? Thought so.
>area code
>male or female
>who/what you're looking for
For me...
859
Male
Looking for female for fucking (let's be honest)
Wow. No one. That's rough.
Lol this will never work but oh well
606
Male/24
Looking for female for a good time
1,000,000 keks, no one likes us.
502
Male
Same as you guys, just tryna FUCK.
I don't get on 4chan much but I'm fascinated by the girls who willingly post and engage on this forum over places like reddit and Tumblr. I just went through a breakup and would love to take out out.
Worst case scenario you get a free dinner. Hope you're interested!
>>24025273
If u like roofie coladas...
Based on the detailed and accurate information you provided, I can tell that we should get together and make beautiful babies.
Call me.
OREGON THREAD
Vancouver WA peeps welcome
**** portland meet up tonight ****
Meetup at Henry's at 6pm. We will be barhopping.
Also 23/f
Looking forward to seeing some peeps
Just moved to the 541. What the fuck is there to do?
Another already..?
/mhfn/ - MAN HANDS/FOREARMS/NECKS. Manly gropers, fondlers and fingerers - get in here! (If new, please read the guidelines below.)
>>>>> WELCOME <<<<<
Started by femanons who love fuzzy, toned arms, man hands and glorious veins, tendons! And necks (let's see those Adam's apples). Tattoos, jewelry, and stubble optional and appreciated. =D
>Are you really female?
Yes (although oglers of all type are here). Check out requests and dirty talk on the thread.
>What's the appeal of hands and forearms?
It's way hotter to imagine what your hands and fingers are doing to our bodies than to see your dick. Therefore...
>>>>> GUIDELINES <<<<<
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes.
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes.
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes. Got it?
2. Refrain from posting full-on face, please. We prefer the mystery of anonymity. Try to crop at mid-nose and above.
3. Keep the focus of your pics on hands, forearms and neck/jaw/collarbone area. We love suggestive pics with your bulge and rest of your bod, but use good judgment. Just like banging IRL, you're better off if you start with the playful stuff and progress to lewds (as desired).
4. Avoid bare male feet; most of us do not care to see. Again, use good judgment.
>>>>> TIPS AND POSES <<<<<
1. We like both pics and webms, but pics are easier for us to view on mobile.
2. We are a fun and relaxed group; come with a sense of humor and tolerance for raunchiness. Puns (lewd and not) are always welcome!
3. Check out the pastebin for pose ideas and props! Or read the thread for current requests. =D
http://pastebin.com/0QEgmtQJ
AND FINALLY...
Be creative- the element of surprise is titillating!
Prior thread:
>>24001007
First?
The only one I have of my arms....now they ate coveted in tattoos and I'm not in the military