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100% not having it

Kik?

>>24295013

my sides

this has to be meme

no. this is /soc/

>goes on a green board
>Can we have a SFW thread?

I'll start.
>be me
>just turn 18 and start getting curious
>start jerking it to sissy porn
>can't stop thinking about it
>eventually decide fuck it and post on Craigslist
>wait at a gas station for guy to pick me up
>enter 50 yearold big hairy mother fucker
>hesitate but hop in his truck
>drives me to his big ass house in suburbs

Cont?

Just going to finish in case anyone is introdasted ig.
>drive is kind of awkward but try to make chitchat
>get to house and follow him in
>the second I close the door behind me he smacks my ass and leads me to his basement
>I'm really scared and nervous, but turned on
>he closed door and takes off his shirt
>walks towards me while unzipping jeans
>grabs me by the hair and pulls me down to his cock
>it's bigger in person
>he flops it ontop of my face
>I'm stunned and just stare up at him
>tells me to "suck it bitch"
>my dick is dripping
>start slowly licking my way up his shaft
>shaking because I'm so nervous
>I wrap my tongue around his head and draw it into my mouth
>he let's out a grunt and pulls my head deeper onto him
>he starts sliding his dick into my throat faster and faster
>slobber running down my chin
>he pulls his cock out and smacks my cheek with it
>orders me to stand up and turn around, I oblige
>starts groping me and rubbing his dick on my ass
>I'm going nuts
>he pulls down my joggers and briefs
>he let's out an exasperated "damn"
>bends me over so I'm resting my arms on his bed
>starts hotdogging my ample ass
>I'm whimpering and shaking
>precum.png
>I feel something wet on my asshole
>turn around and he's rubbing lotion on it

>>24321477
i just wish i knew a girl to turn me into a slut
:(

if you're in bronze and cant carry yourself out, you belong there

if you're in silver, let the competent ones take your kills if you've been hardcountered, otherwise go out of your way to steal the kills

if you're in gold, you should know how to keep rising (unless you're in g5elo hell)

You honestly sound like the whiny bitch complaining how he can't do well because of his teammates.
Kill yourself.

>>24319601
I play swain mate, all sustained damage. If an ashe walks up and takes both kill sI can do literally nothing.

>>24317219
bump

>>24317219
22
M
Cheney, Washington state
Straight
Havent worn before, but really want to.
[email protected]

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25
M
414, Wisconsin
Bi
ABU, Bambino
kik: MegaUltraDeluxe

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>>24314689
i'll say stuff about people as they show up

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>>24314696
4/10
Asshole
32
Fuck no

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Do small ones count too?

I texted you xx

that is not a man.. that is a god.

Zyzz.. R.I.P.

FUUUUAARRRRKKKK.. GET IT YOU SICK CUNT

>>24321312
Uses a guy known for abusing roids
Uses a guy known for hover handing constantly
Uses a guy who died in a gay bathhouse

Chicks don't care if your not cut as long as your not a fat ham fuck they don't care.

>>24321330
>hoverhanding
Kek! Post one pic of him hoverhanding. And I'm not talking about that shopped pic where anons compare him to that one fatass.

>>24318704
Doyou have hemorrhoids? Is that Normal? I don't look at a lot of buttholes. But maybe see a doctor I'm serious. Sorry if I derailed your thread.

>>24318716
girlfriend pointed it out to me, went to doctor, completely normal yay

>>24318717
Yay I'm glad to hear that.

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>>24318577

throwawaylmaoo

21/Male

Not into penis whatsoever

>>24318577
Nice dick

climby17 29M atheltic top thick cock
looking mostly for females but twinks and traps are welcome

>>24313311

The hungriest DYEL skeleton I've seen in a long time

>>24313469
started working on that

>>24313311
You look and dress like shit