recently divorced. drunk. lawfag. looking for...a person. sup?
OP here. fuckin drunk 4chan. 716 area code.
vsauce
michael here
You suck good dick OP?
New guys of /soc/ group. Old one died. Come show off!
Jaylee8900
26 m.
Looking for jo buddy over skype/snap etc
link didnt work add me pls
18m dietzzzzzz
Cant use link, kik is AKfunlover907
22/m/bi
Add me: kininikk
Did your penis lose a bunch of weight way too fast?
Awesome cock bro wow
https://discord.gg/axdBJ
come join "home", our cozy discord community.
small but friendly, we're looking for new members. we play games, watch movies together, voice chat, and more. dedicated channels and roles for people who prove they're mature.
any gamers or anime fans are welcome, and we'll be hosting movie/tv/anime nights with each other
feel free to join in and say hi
https://discord.gg/axdBJ
>>24394978
Says expired :(
>>24394978
It expired.
>>24394978
Let me in you cuck
New rate thread
You're a very handsome man.
r8 my rare Trump hat
p.s. i dont r8 guys cus im not gay (no offence)
ayo help me
This is me 2 months ago
Do I change my haircut/shave my face hair/let it grow more?
This is me now.
Compare cocks with me?
Kik: Stanleybourder
>>24397694
Anyone in Perth, Aus want to meet up? 18, male. 6'5" and fit. Accepting all ages and genders.
21m, perth
post cock, maybe ill suck it
Put ur kik w/ picture
Only muscle men , bbc, big dick, strong men , sexy men
>>24397433
Damn is that pic u ? Do u have kik
this is 4chan not niggerchad land
>>24397448
Kek
Gaping butthole thread! Go!
My Kik is boygape
>>24397363
What is that red lump under that boipussy?
>>24397407
I used to have a cute piercing there.. It's the scar from it.
>>24397407
>>24397415
anal warts
Male ass rate.. Damn I wanna get fucked
8/10 op
i want to see more
>>24396676
>>Damn I wanna get fucked
Me too m8, me too :P
Male Slut Thread, guys come in and chat about your sexual exploits
>age
>location
>sexual orientation
>age first BJ
>age lost virginity
>moment you became a slut
>the reason you became a slut
>number of different girls you've got a bj from
>number of different girls you go down on
>number of girls you've fucked
>anal?
>number of men you've been with
>sluttiest thing you've done
>most recent slutty thing you've done
>most fucked up or embarrassing thing you've done for sex
>sluttiest partner you've had (teacher, step father, etc)
>Most girls you've had at once
>favorite place on girls to cum
>any fantasies you still haven't fulfilled
>dress slutty? favorite clothing or outfits you wear
>still a slut or has your lust calmed down?
>does slutting out make you feel powerful or submissive?
>pic / throwaway contact optional
>>24396567
Male Slut Thread, guys come in and chat about your sexual exploits
>age
27
>location
NY, upstate
>sexual orientation
Straight/curious
>age first BJ
16
>age lost virginity
17
>moment you became a slut
23, when I first downloaded tinder and realized how easy it is to bang girls / how many girls wanted to fuck
>the reason you became a slut
Had only fucked 5 girls by 23yo, always wanted to sleep around in college but was locked down in a relationship, tinder let me sleep around after college. Sex feels awesome, sex with different people is fun.
>number of different girls you've got a bj from
26
>number of different girls you go down on
25
>number of girls you've fucked
21
>anal?
9
>number of men you've been with
1
>sluttiest thing you've done
Met a really hot and awesome girl on tinder, she came over, we fucked, she left at like 11pm, immediately got back on tinder, got another girl to come over at like 1am and we fucked.
>most recent slutty thing you've done
Had a single mom come over, immediately said we should make out, so we made out, fucked, and she left in less than an hour.
>most fucked up or embarrassing thing you've done for sex
Fucked a girl with the lights all off, she was on her period and didn't tell me, didn't realize until afterwards when I found blood all over the sheets and blankets and tissues in the trash.
>>24396695
>sluttiest partner you've had (teacher, step father, etc)
A co-worker's 18 year old daughter became a good fuck buddy of mine.
>Most girls you've had at once
Still only one, came really cause to a 3 way but didn't work out :/
>favorite place on girls to cum
In their ass or right between their ass cheeks on their asshole
>any fantasies you still haven't fulfilled
Fun with a trap, MFF 3way, MMF 3way with a husband and wife, would really like to find a girl that's into piss play
>dress slutty? favorite clothing or outfits you wear
Tight v-necks and skinny jeans usually
>still a slut or has your lust calmed down?
More slutty as time goes by
>does slutting out make you feel powerful or submissive?
Powerful
>pic / throwaway contact optional
Kik: riverside0>>24396695
>>24396704
You can really tell I did this on my phone with all the auto-corrects and copy/paste fuck ups :/
Post a random selfie ! Let. people make fun of you and dont take it personal ! Have fun
Looks like youre having a good time>>24394617
>shitskin
>>24395931
Enjoy your sun blisters
Las Vegas/Nevada Thread
WHO UP REAL NIGGA HOURS
how is there actually a thread for this shithole
>>24392985
I unno. How are you friend. I have a penis.
>>24393030
I see claims, but I see no proof
Hey /soc/, it's survey time!
>Sex
>Age
>Sexual orientation
>In a relationship?
>MBTI
>Location
>Race
>Birthplace
>Religious beliefs
>Job/school
>Favorite books
>Favorite movies/TV
>Favorite music
>Favorite sports
>Favorite vidya
>Hobbies
>Favorite color
>Do you believe in God?
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
>Do you believe in ghosts?
>What happens when you die?
>Closest to death you have been?
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
>Worst injury you have ever had?
>Favorite color
>Most scared you have ever been?
>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
>How often do you fap?
>Shower before sex/oral?
>Shower in morning or evening?
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
>Favorite 4chan boards
>Favorite color
>Are you fat?
>Favorite subreddits
>Are you a feminist?
>Pro life or pro choice?
>4chan or Reddit?
>Are you autistic?
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
>Dream job
>Life goals
>Favorite color
>Favorite animal
>Favorite website
>Worst memory
>Best memory
>Something you wish you were really good at
>Something you are really good at
>Biggest regret
>Greatest accomplishment
>Something you hate
>Something you love
>Favorite color
>Pic
>Contact info
This is too fucking long, but I absolutely have nothing better to do in my life.
Edit: Stop asking for favorite colors
>Sex
M
>Age
M
>Sexual orientation
Straight
>In a relationship?
Nope
>MBTI
INFP
>Location
NY
>Race
Mutt
>Birthplace
NY
>Religious beliefs
Agnostic
>Job/school
Freelance Video/looking
>Favorite books
Recent favorite: Norwegian Wood, Goodnight Punpun
>Favorite movies/TV
Lost in Translation, Arrested Development, Twin Peaks
>Favorite music
Indie/Alternative junk
>Favorite sports
I watch wrestling, if that counts for anything
>Favorite vidya
Smash, Rock Band, Dead Rising, Overwatch
>Hobbies
vidya, manga/anime, WWE, music
>Favorite color
blue, green, gray
>Do you believe in God?
not "God', but there could be some deity we don't know about, but no point arguing over it
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
I want to believe
>Do you believe in ghosts?
nope
>What happens when you die?
No idea. I'm hoping for a life reset though.
>Closest to death you have been?
I've choked on food before, I guess
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
Nothing major
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yeah
>Worst injury you have ever had?
Pulled muscle
>Most scared you have ever been?
College Graduation, kept thinking I wouldn't get my diploma (irrationally thinking)
>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
Not sure
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
ride on the front of a moving car, then falling off
>How often do you fap?
daily
>Shower before sex/oral?
sure
>Shower in morning or evening?
morning
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
I try to
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Socially drink, don't really smoke/into drugs (weed at most)
>>24384377
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
Create a 25 page story in one night
>Favorite 4chan boards
/v/,/asp/,/a/,/mu/,/r9k/
>Are you fat?
overweight
>Favorite subreddits
stop
>Are you a feminist?
please stop
>Pro life or pro choice?
pro choice
>4chan or Reddit?
both are terrible
>Are you autistic?
too self aware to be
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
time travel powers
>Dream job
owning a production company/studio
>Life goals
get job, living on coast of body of water, maybe a wife/a kid or two, retire and run a soup food truck
>Favorite animal
turtles
>Favorite website
well, I go on 4chan daily
>Worst memory
dad's birthday after finding out he had cancer
>Best memory
whenever I'm with friends
>Something you wish you were really good at
socializing with people
>Something you are really good at
navigating
>Biggest regret
not knowing what I wanted to do
>Greatest accomplishment
graduating
>Something you hate
myself
>Something you love
music
>pic
here's a drawing someone did for me once
>contact info
Ask, I guess
>Sex
Male
>Age
Male
>Sexual orientation
Straight
>In a relationship?
No.
>MBTI
INTP
>Location
Greater Philly Area ( 302 - 610 - 215 )
>Race
Full Irish
>Birthplace
USA
>Religious beliefs
Atheist
>Job/school
Software Engineer, Freelance
>Favorite books
Game of Thrones, The Martian, Snow Crash, too many to mention
>Favorite movies/TV
South Park, Rick and Morty, Bojack Horseman
>Favorite music
Lots of stuff. Anything that isn't Rap, country, or insipid, teeny-bopper top40 stuff.
>Favorite sports
MMA, UFC, combat sports.
>Favorite vidya
Too many to mention. JRPGs, tactics, a few MMOs. Anything with good story and characters.
>Hobbies
Vidya. Exercise. Card games and board games. Secret Hitler is fun as shit if you haven't tried it.
>Favorite color
Green
>Do you believe in God?
No.
>What happens when you die?
Irrelevant, and impossible to know
>Most scared you have ever been?
Sleepover at a friends house. His older brother was having a party with his heroin addict friends. Fights broke out, tons of yelling and breaking shit.
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
Stay in my last relationship for WAY too long.
>How often do you fap?
2-3 times a day if I can manage. I have a pretty high sex drive, even for a man my age.
>Shower before sex/oral?
Depends.
>Shower in morning or evening?
Usually morning.
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
Yes.
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Drink occasionally. Don't smoke, drugs can take it or leave it.
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
Get a bachelor's degree before 21
>Favorite 4chan boards
/b/, /soc/ and /gif/