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Repost from last thread because i want new flirty pals


i'm making a sort of unconventional post here because i'm not looking for a mate or anything, i just like talking to new people and flirting and having e-crushes

Me:
25/F/USA
short, chubby, glasses, very femme
very social and friendly!
like reading, 3DS, hiking, biking, cooking/baking
other interests include animals (esp. dogs and snakes), folklore/mythology, sexuality
Have BA and work, but i'd rather not discuss my job (i find this tedious)

You:
close to me in age (let's say between 22 and 35)
body type, race, whatever doesn't matter. bonus points if you look like a sexy professor or something
i love people who know a lot about things i don't know much about, like math or computers or something
big bonus points if you're willing to talk on the phone or skype or something
shy and/or bookish is a big plus, must be sweet
I'm very open-minded so I won't judge you based on mental illnesses, job status, etc

>>24411086
add me on skype
kisho.arima

>>24411086
Kik or Skype to add? 28/m/us here

Bumpin for Albertans

403/27/M

Seems like all my friends went away this week, so I'm bored and up for anything.

Kik/Skype: ruddsilver

Shameless bump for 'Berta

I would like to help, but would need a way to contact you

>>24408767
Uh, in what way if I may know?

I... think I have a Kik which is basically unused because nobody uses Kik over here.

>>24408781

Well, I'd be happy to talk to you, be supportive, offer a female perspective. If you want to use kik that's cool, post it and I'll message you

>male
>white
>straight
>21
>12
>I forgot why I started
>around 10 minutes, longest was several hours, shortest was almost instantly after not fapping for a while
>small penis humiliation
>porn
>a sock or my hand in the shower w/body wash as lube since I'm cut and need lube
>put sock on dick, grab dick with hand, stroke up and down, or put lube on hand and stroke
>fingered my butthole once, it was OK
>no
>no
>idk
>never caught, close calls yes
>no, don't think anyone wants to see my penis

>>24391976

>gender
M
>ethnicity
White
>sexual orientation
Gay
>current age
21
>the age you started
9
>the reason you believe you started/learn to masturbate?
Saw a video online of a guy doing it, tried it and enjoyed it.
>how often do you masturbate?
2 times a day at most
>how long do take you to cum,and what your longest/shortest time?
I used to be on meds that made it so I couldn't cum very easily, so the longest I went was about 2 hours. Shit hurt. Lately I've been super sensitive and haven't fucked anyone so I don't need the stamina, I can last about 3 minutes if I want to go fast.
>what are your kinks/fetishes?
I am a sub, who loves being dominated during oral. Nipple play is fun, I love the idea of using toys, and I love to dress up.
>what do use to help masturbate?:hentai/rule34,erotic story,porn,and/or etc.
Generally straight porn, and I just pretend I'm the girl. Sometimes I'll use toys but I ran out of lube and keep forgetting to buy more.
>what toys or homemade object do you use?
I have a plug, some beads, and glass dildo, a rubber dildo, cock rings, and a snake bite kit.
>how do you masturbate?
Laying in bed, watching porn. Normally I just use my hand but I'll lube it if needed. When I use toys I end up putting a towel down and eventually end up self fisting.
>did try anal,and do like it?
I think I've described enough to give you a solid answer
>do you play with your breast/nipples when masturbating?
Oh hell yes
>do you make any noise/messy?
I make noises mostly from anal or when I've been masturbating for a long time
>what was your best solo/nonsolo orgasm?
When I finally got my fist in my ass after jerking it for 45 minutes and going through a couple different toys
>were you ever caught or had any close calls
Not masturbating, but I've had someone find my lube multiple times. Almost had someone find my dildo
>will post any:pic of you
Nope

>>24392008
I realized I forgot an answer. I masturbate about once a day.

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>>24390728
nice facial aesthetics but your hair reminds me of a paint brush. also, pull up your pants pls.

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>>24390728
8/10 easily

>>24390910
Nice chin and jaw

SHUT IN THREAD FAQ
=======================================
>What do I do in the threads?
Talk to people, make conversation. Don't try to get into anyone's pants. It is a social thread on /soc/, for actually being social, without nudity!
>Wait, is this some super-secret cool kids' club where you can only be some sort of shut-in freak to participate in?
No, we are moderately tolerant of normalfags here. Feel free to participate, just don't be a dick.
>I DON'T LIKE ___________
Discuss it with us, but civilly. If you are spouting out cusswords and insults because you don't like something, chances are, it is not going to change and you will be blown off as some anally pained droll. Now, if you are civil, people will work with you.
>What's an IRC?
It is a chatroom for the shut-in group.
Use either Hexchat (https://hexchat.github.io/) or https://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/#shut-in-network

Click on Rizon to the right

Type in #shut-in-network

or for gaming #shut-in-gaming

>Affiliated irc channels

#/x/philes on rizon

>Help im banned from the irc even though i never been there
Odds are you share the same host region as someone who was banned before. Have someone contact an op or owner to get it settled

>Ive been to the irc before and got banned
Talk to an op that banned you and see whats up or the owner. if you're still banned, tough shit

>Can I put in contact info?
Sure and please use this prompt:

>skype group?
ask the thread for an add to the skype group

>IRC name?
>Contact info
>Age
>Sex
>Location
>Favorite Book
>Favorite Movie
>Favorite Music
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
>What are you looking for?
>Who do you want to add you?
>Who don't you want to add you?

>>24357844
>Implying shutins are girls
>implying the shut girls are attractive
>implying the shut girls won't just try to peg you

>>24357857

>implying I don't want to be pegged by a rough looking shut girl

what's on your sandwich?

>>24411238
you weren't alone when you made the sandwich?

nah.

21 male bisexual
440
Up for about anything I guess. I gotta redownload kik. But for now I'll monitor this thread until it dies.

Ohio threads are hard enough to keep alive without two of them.

>>24401869

>>24411035
Huh weird. I did ctrl F and couldnt find that one.

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Bored at work so yeah let's do this. I have a moleface which is definitely hard to "fix."

>>24376213
I think you are very conventionally attractive in this pic. Maybe a full body pic to see if you have an unattractive figure would help with rating?

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>>24376213
Cute, I wouldn't change a thing.

>>24376244
You look unconventionally attractive to me, and I can't really suggest anything to improve. Do you wear your hair like that normally or is it just for work. I know hair at work for those with longer hair has to be a certain way like keeping hair out if ones face.

I can't...but I'll bump it for the guy who does. He's either north or south burbs...actually there's probably a couple.

There's bud all over just gotta keep your ears open anon. Good luck

>>24410941
Yeah neither of my guys are available right now. I'll go anywhere in the south suburbs if anyone has a number to give me. Looking for 7g

>>24410950
laszlo.cs.89

>>24410955
M 27 hun

I am not from florida bit very interested in you. Add ne sc: man0815

>transgender girls
???????

>>24410349
get this mess out of your face until you can grow a real beard
>>24410353
kek

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Rate?

>>24410302
mmm nice. more??

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>>24410391

>>24410302
Buy a real sex toy, faggot