/ass/ - Big Female Ass Thread
Big, thick, solid, wide, round asses are the qualifier.
NO contacfagging. DO NOT ask for FUCKING contact info or post your own.
New? You need to timestamp or not post at all.
Do NOT dump pics of your girlfriend.
musical accompaniment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4txQSRYq_c
old thread
>>24346019
>>24427929
What a fantastic view. Moar?
>>24427929
Timestamp please will make my night
Looking for a scene/ goth/ suicide girl types.
>>24427248
Yeah and I'm looking for a purpose in life. Doesn't mean you're gonna find it (or a qt suicide girl why-foo) on an anonymous ASCII hentai fanart usenet bulletin board.
>>24427258
I appreciate you taking a break from jerking off in your moms basement to comment on this thread. Very efficient waste of my time. A+ for effort.
>>24427291
I'm not even a guy, you bitter entitled loser.
Have you tried leaving your bedroom? Or is it everyone's fault but your own that you can't get a gf in real life meatspace?
/femdom/ thread. Dominant women and submissive men are welcome to discuss whatever. But let's try to avoid having a bunch of men posting their kiks at every female that posts, so only post contact info if asked.
I'll start by saying what I'm into and why. I'm mostly into small penis humiliation because I know my penis can't please a woman, so if a woman gets pleasure from degrading men like me, I get a feeling of satisfaction by making that kind of woman feel good while she degrades me.
>>24417211
Kik?
I'm gonna post what I hope to find, and then hope to not get either the annoying horde that goes with it, or the insuffereable trolls that go hand in hand with them.
I want to find a role reversal domme. Someone who wants to dote on me and care for me, for whom I would be eager to please. The kind of lady who plans our evenings out down to what I should be wearing, encourages me to look handsome for her, and buys me gifts to "keep her boy looking right".
In exchange, she'll expect me to keep a tidy house, groom myself properly, and to submit to sex however she wants it. Naturally, I usually prefer when she's gentle with me, but I can appreciate when she gets a little rough too.
FRESH Skype Thread old one over 4hunna
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>A/S/L
>Sexual Orientation
>Relationship Status
>Text / Mic / Cam
>Favorite Music
>Favorite Movies
>Favorite TV Shows
>Favorite Books
>Favorite Vidya
>Interests
>What boards do you use?
>Are you interested in Skype groups?
>What languages do you speak?
>What are you NOT looking for?
>What are you looking for?
>Pic
>Contact info
>A/S/L
18/ M / East Coast US
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Relationship Status
Freshly single
>Text / Mic / Cam
As long as you do the same desu
>Favorite Music
kendrick,frank ocean, arctic monkeys, run the jewels, flying lotus, gambino, chance, logic, cole, kanye, mf doom, future, travis scott, rocky, nujabes, nine inch nails, 21 pilots, De La Soul, Radiohead.
Pretty much anything hiphop, rock, R&B, indie, Alt
>Favorite Movies
Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind, Cloud Atlas, Inception, anything studio ghibli, Akira, Blair Witch project, VHS
>Favorite TV Shows
Pretty much basic bitch, Stranger Things, Game of thrones, breaking bad, Orange is the new black, and weeb desu
>Favorite Books
Slaughter-house five, anything H.P Lovecraft, Issac Asimov, Cloud Atlas, Picture of Dorian Gray, and Harry potter cause fuck why not
>Favorite Vidya
League of Legos, osu, dfo,
>Interests
Fashion, vidya, AESTHETICS
>What boards do you use?
/fa/, /mu/, /a/, fit/, /int/
>Are you interested in Skype groups?
>What languages do you speak?
English and Korean
>What are you NOT looking for?
Betas
>What are you looking for?
qts to play vidya, post outfits, watch weeb shit
>Pic
older timestamp but meh couldnt find anything recent
>Contact info
jkandy77
>A/S/L
18,m,canada
>Sexual Orientation
straight
>Relationship Status
single
>Text / Mic / Cam
y/maybe/y
>Favorite Music
Djent,Deathcore,Black Metal,Progressive,Techno/House
>Favorite Movies
many..i guess interstellar,star wars,warrior
>Favorite TV Shows
also many but some are got,kennyvsspenny,one piece
>Favorite Books
eragon
>Favorite Vidya
TES Series,Warcraft 3,used to play league
>Interests
gym,travelling,vidya,getting drunk
>What boards do you use?
/b,/soc sometimes /gif
>Are you interested in Skype groups?
no
>What languages do you speak?
german,english
>What are you NOT looking for?
Boring people
>What are you looking for?
females i guess(Surprise) but if youre a chill guy we can talk why not
>Pic
check out skype
>Contact info
>>24384009
>>A/S/L
23/m/Toronto
>>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>>Relationship Status
Single
>>Text / Mic / Cam
Anything
>>Favorite Music
Rock, punk, metal, indie, stuff like that
>>Favorite Movies
Hard to say, but I'm mostly into action or comedies
>>Favorite TV Shows
Marvel stuff, British shows, Fox cartoons, uhh... some more
>>Favorite Books
Discworld series, programming textbooks
>>Favorite Vidya
Assassin's Creed, Need for Speed, Uncharted Rock Band. Mostly into action or platformers, think PS exclusives
>>Interests
Programming, although it's more of a career at this point
>>What boards do you use?
/b/, /tv/, /co/, /soc/
>>Are you interested in Skype groups?
No
>>What languages do you speak?
English, Russian
>>What are you NOT looking for?
Umm... assholes, I guess
>>What are you looking for?
Someone nearby to hang out with. Preferrably women
>>Pic
Maybe later
>>Contact info
corgi92
anyone interested in a tinychat?
im female and just want to talk to people
>>24428216
Would I have to get on cam?
>>24428218
No.
I'm just gauging interest for now.
>>24428216
I'd take a look but they almost always suck.
Utah PnP board
Who's all here
Who's all down
ogden reportan in
>>24427948
Another Ogden here
how do I stop feeling sexual attraction, and how do I stop feeling romantic attraction?
My sexual attraction is low enough to a point where I haven't masturbated in 2 weeks or so and I still feel fine/don't need to.
However the lonliness from being romantically isolated is quite... bad. I have plenty of friends and thats great but god damn I wish that were enough. This leaves the options of either getting a gf(impossible) or somehow becoming Aromantic. How do I stop desireing partnership, thus liberating myself from this hell?
dude if only i knew
>>24427688
Enter into an abusive relationship until your want for romantic companionship is overriddenot with fear of getting hurt again?
Why not accept the need for romantic companionship?
>>24427688
I'm on the same boat as you, anon. I've been on no fap for about a week and cut ties with then grillfriends.
The way I see it, I have to think long-term benefits. If I invest myself into a female she will suck up time, energy, resources, etc. when I could be focusing that time on myself. I think at some point you just have to grow up and do what's right, not what's best right now.
Good luck!
Trying something different. Post dicks along with size. Worship those larger, humiliate those smaller.
Starting off with 7"
>>24427593
>>24427601
WE'RE NOT WORTHY
WE'RE NOT WORTHY
Makeup vs no makeup thread??
(Everyone is beautiful both ways<3)
>>24427221
>Everyone is beautiful both ways
do people really believe this
>>24427223
Makeup is gross, so I'd say everyone is better off without it
>>24427223
Yes. Remember this is a normie board.
ARIZONA
AZ
PHOENIX
Two Meet ups this week! Both at 8pm at Rula Bula on Mill Ave. They are on October 12th and October 14th.
NOTE. IN THE LAST THREAD THERE WAS A TYPO THAT SAID THEY ARE ON THE 12TH AND 24TH. THAT WAS A TYPO. THERE IS NO MEET UP ON THE 24TH.
ayy lmao
>>24427219
Ne porko
Sup senpai. Anyone playing Overwatch?
801 Salt Lake City Utah Hung cock ready to please. Rate it or reply! Cam with females.
Any locals out there?
>>24427218
not hung at all. perfectly average, and maybe a bit smaller.
8" is average?
>>24427254
this simply isn't anywhere close to 8" --- have you been impaling yourself with that ruler?
Recently moved around the DMV area and looking to meet new people, chat, hangout, things like that.
>ASL
>Bodytype
>What you're looking for
>What you're NOT looking for
>Favorite hobbies and interests
>Contact info
>Pic (optional, but can help you get more replies)
I figure I'd get this shit started...
>ASL
28/m/DC (currently in MD right outside the city)
>Bodytype
6"0 Bigger not too bad though
>What you're looking for
Other nerds, friends, see where things go from there
>What you're NOT looking for
Sausagefest kik chats. Not my scene
>Favorite hobbies and interests
Gaming, movies, books, going out with friends
>Contact info
Kik: DOtheDu (prefer ladies only, unless you got PC for gaming)
>Pic (optional, but can help you get more replies)
Maybe later.
>ASL
26/m/md balt co
>Bodytype
6'2" and rotund, I'm a big guy
>What you're looking for
Lady that likes big guys
>What you're NOT looking for
death dismemberment roller coasters
>Favorite hobbies and interests
Pc games, guns, music, yell at Shitty drivers from jersey.
>Contact info
kik: TheRectangularMan
>Pic
Friday night Yes/No/Maybe thread :^)
Might as well
>>24425588
Oh you know everyone would
Let the circle jerk begin!
>>24425623
Give an intense stare whilst fapping furiously in the corner of your parents bedroom.
>>24425634
No, but I feel like you'd be a chill guy to go hiking and take shrooms with.
Just finished basic training and am waiting for deployment. I got 2 weeks to kill until then. If any ladies wanna get kinky I'm down.
Skype: dommartinez_9978
Fucking boot. Kill yourself.
>>24426563
I love this place
Let's take a survey of the average dick size on /soc/. Post your dick with a ruler BONE PRESSED. It's important to measure bone pressed because fat can really eat up a few inches of your dick, a lot of "small" guys are just fat guys with average dicks. Everyone of every size should post to avoid a selection bias, I'm starting with my small cock so that other guys with small cocks aren't afraid of posting.
>>24423018
you souldnt bone press it when measuring, since no one will be bone pressing it while you have sex
your size non bone pressed is essentially your true size, since its the only size that is actually used
how about this one
>>24423245
Bone pressed is better for scientific purposes because it is more consistent.