Hey ladies or TS.. am 9 inches, uncut and horny as fuck, so if you'd like to watch or even play with me.. add me on skype: live:hudson9in
Oy vey. Its like anudda shoah
Wish something to me for my birthday. Guess age
Old enough to have no true friends
>>24428197
37?
Gay kik group thread
If you can't scan the code send a message to thetrueznation
Assumptions thread
>>24427706
Mass Murderer
>>24427741
How many people do you think he killed?
>>24427706
Likes to drink tea.
>>24427741
Very hairy anal hole.
Mutual masturbation thread!
Ever masturbate with someone else? Ever wanted to? Let's share some stories and discuss this wonderful friendship-building exercise.
Also, I guess we could exchange kik/skype info for virtual mutual stuff.
My kik is Rual42
>>24427415
Kicking off with my story.
This actually happened about a month ago. I've always been interested in the whole jacking off with other guys thing, but I never really felt up to asking my friends. There just never seemed to be a good way to ask it, and I was usually not in the mood anyway.
I met a guy here through a kik thread, and it turned out that he lived pretty close by. We talked a bunch, and eventually we decided that we should meet up. I was pretty nervous, since I have never done something like that before- and he was pretty much a stranger.
So one morning, when I was really horny (as I always am in the morning) and I noticed that my best friend was online. I decided to just come out and ask him what he thought about meeting up with someone like that. He was chill about it, just told me that its a good opportunity and stuff.
Emboldened by my arousal, I took it a step further, mentioning that it was something I've always wanted to ask him to try out. To my surprise, he said that he wasn't opposed to it, and it could even be pretty fun, though a little odd. Fukken. Sweet. I told him that we could just do it whenever, and he said that he's got plenty of time before work.
I was a little bit shaky. It was really happening, and so soon. I decided not to finish myself off, just in case cumming would completely kill the mood I was in. After a quick shower, I was ready. He messaged me right about when I was finished getting dressed, telling me he was waiting outside.
I greeted him and we went into my "basement lair". We chatted for a few minutes before deciding to jump into things. I pulled up some porn on my computer, and he sat on the couch close by. We pretty much just looked through my collection of pics that I had saved over the years. For the most part, we just sat there and discussed what we liked and didn't like, sort of just critiquing the pictures.
>>24427480
Eventually, we got to my "lesbian section". Once I opened the folder, he said that we may as well get started now. I agreed, but didn't look back at him. I heard him undoing his pants, and I did the same. I swiveled around in my chair and asked him if he still wanted to do this, and he said that he did.
We both were pretty hesitant to take off our pants, we'd each wait for the other to pull them down a little more before going any further. Then, I just went for it and slipped both my pants and boxer-briefs down. Facing forward, he couldn't see my dick, and I obviously couldn't see his since he was behind me.
We both started working on ourselves as I went through my collection, still chatting about the pictures, commenting, etc.
At some point, I wanted to come out and mention my dick. A while back, I mentioned that I was uncut, and he thought that was kinda strange. I asked him if he wanted to see it. He said yeah, so I swiveled around a little so that he could see my dick. I showed him how the foreskin, though retracted, could be pulled back up over the head.
Like this, I could see his. It was pretty dark, but hey, he was hispanic. For some reason, I always imagined that his would be bigger, but looked a little shorter than mine, and much thinner. He had a good amount of precum, which was interesting to me, since I never really got any.
I decided to stay like this, halfway facing him as we continued. Whenever we'd talk about something, I'd look back at him, both of us stroking. Honetly, it was kinda nice. Talking about porn, girls, how we jack off. It was nice, really chill. Just hanging out and jacking off. Just as fun as I imagined it would be.
When we got to the webms, he was clearly having a better time, based on how much harder he was getting. My collection was unorganized and unlabeled, so we just watched them all. It was kinda funny, I could hear his breathing and stroking quicken when we watched videos of girls masturbating.
>>24427490
When we hit the bottom of the list, I went back to some of the better ones, but after a while, he said that he might just go. He said that he didn't think he could finish. I was unsure of it... but I offered to finish him off. I had always wondered what it was like to give a handjob. Again, he was surprisingly okay with it. After a short discussion on how we were going to do this, we switched places.
I told him he could go and find some porn online. he pulled up some pornhub blowjob video and I leaned in from the couch, looking down at his cock. I reached out and he pulled his hand away. Hesitating, I just went ahead and grabbed his dick. It was a weird feeling, having someone else's dick in your hand. I commented on that, and asked him if it felt alright when I started stroking. He nodded, eyes fixed on the video.
As I went on, a large bead of precum formed. I mentioned how cool it was that he got that much precum. He asked if he wanted to clean it up for me, and I insisted that it was no big deal, wiping it up with my thumb and smearing it on the head.
After a little while, I asked if he had any request, and he asked if I had any lube. I said yeah and got up to get the lube, making idle conversation about how strange it was stroking someone else. It was nice. I came back with the lube and asked him to try it out for a sec. He shrugged and grabbed mine, giving it a few strokes. He agreed, it was a little strange.
any asian guys here who like big white young dick?
>>24427179
>Any Asian guys
Herro
>Who like white young dick
Nah, I'm not into dudes but your really big and impressive.
>>24427793
if you aren't into dudes... would you want to compare... for science?
First time on /soc/
Wondering what people think about me personally.
I am really shy, I am really affectionate, love gaming, very open to different hobbies, understanding with personal feelings whether it's depression or insecurities, funny and just overall passionate in most things.
Idk wanted to add a bit of who I am to go with the face, would love two ratings one for physical attributes and second for personality.
Thoughts?
You sound like a cucked faggot.
I like to smoke meth, tell me what you think of me.
A second picture for reference
>>24427137
Bahaha I think you are a qt3.14 and meth is a horrible outlet unless you are Walter White.
Which sadly you are not, because then you'd be 10/10
Anyone able to hook me up with some bud near cedar city?
Don't be lazy, drive up to the Lake
>>24426818
lmao itll take me three hours yo,
fixin to be asleep by then
>>24426863
Well don't live in cedar shitty then. It's fun and cool here in south jordan
610/484
East pa check in
Also gen area code thread. Where is everyone?
Post your kik and trade noods or whatever
Kik: Issanop
Kik:yandereasf
18/F
I need a naughty senpai
510 30m tryna drink in the east bay
25 m 412
Kik: soc412
Smartest person in /soc/
?
Who's the smartest person?
I vote myself. I'll post reasons.
>>24421302
Lmao. Okay. Why?
>>24421311
1. Smart enough to realize Men are oppressed but their issues are unpopular to talk about
2. Smart enough to realize Men have not historically had social/economical power
3. Smart enough to know the harm of circumcision
4. Smart enough to demand freedom from the male gender role
/Thread
>>24421302
Why arent u wearing a bow in ur hair
General voice thread
Post your voice doin whatever and people respond saying whatever
anything welcome (dirty / requests / singing / rating / ect.)
Deep voice guy taking all requests except dirty
AUDIO HOSTING SITES
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com
>>24421254
bump
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09Bh56p599K
>>24423356
why anon? gonna post tomorrow, i currebtly dont have my mic.
also bump.
Australia thread
>>24401785
what up cunts?
whos got the good pingers?
4812/f/23.
>>24402047
fuck me i thought i was the only person awake
/erpg/ - Erotic Roleplaying General Thread OC Doughnut Steel Edition
>Totally not a canon character
>Scouring Booru's for pictures of anime girls
>Typing up long boring backstories that no one is actually gonna read
>Never actually getting to ERP because you're too busy being awful at photoshop
This is NOT a hook up thread. This is a thread for Erotic Roleplaying, focusing on creating characters and typefucking them with other people's characters. If you want to go do some KIK, snapchat or whatever the fuck /soc/ normies use, THIS IS NOT THE THREAD FOR YOU.
https://www.f-list.net/
Make an account, pick your fetishes, and find someone to typefuck.
Whats wrong with kik for rps? I've had some great kik erp, and very few thread based ones
>>24391736
I've used kik for RP too and I'll say that while it functions, it's not ideal because the typing is slower and if you want to archive your ERP you have to copy and paste each post individually and then get them off your phone. If you don't do it in a timely manner, kik deletes them.
I'd recommend email over kik since you can still write it on your phone if that's important to you, be anonymous, reply whenever it's convenient, and it's archived. Just use a throwaway email.
Kik is also mostly a normie thing, I rarely met experienced RPers who liked kik.
>>24391736
Most of the people who come in wanting to exchange kik are usually... well, "normies". They're people who want to do low effort cybering with possible dickpic swapping. These threads are more in line with the old school *IM smut writing, and our blood is still with /tg/ and those more intensive roleplaying things.
F-list is what most of us use for several reasons:
● First and foremost, it has profiles. This is super useful. It collects the information on the character for easy checking.
-- ● Profiles also come with kinks. Custom kinks especially are incredibly helpful
● The actual chat is servicable if nothing else, and being able to both join channels and shoot the shit and also have more direct IMs facilitates typefucking a lot better than something that only has direct profile exchanges like kik or Skype
● Having separate profiles instead of a single username is also a benefit, since it allows you to separate the things you want to do by character
-- ● It also lets you avoid shitters, or for people who don't want to scare people off or have shame, it lets you hide embarrassing or gross kinks.
-- ● Since profiles are connected to your chat name, you can just click a name and view the profile, instead of having to guess who someone is because they've changed their name, and then look them up in a big list or some off-site profile (like Wix or Wikidot)
I'm really only scratching the surface here, but there's a reason we all use F-list instead of IRC.
Also, I had wanted to do a tribal thread...
I could probably smash up pretty much anyone alive. You've got to be cold and calculating if yo want to survive the legit death matches. You won't ever see me fighting in a ring though. That's pussy shit, with rules and referees. Someone like me takes it to the street. I've fought in alley ways, parks after dark, and even in the middle of a forest. No one has ever squared up with me and walked away to talk about it. I'm thinking of traveling to Africa and fighting a tribe of chimpanzees just for the hell of it. Honestly, it probably won't even be a challenge.
I chuckled
>>24428569
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I have never had a girl interested in me and some girls have called me ugly when i tried to flirt, am i really that ugly?
>>24428553
Youre not really ugly stan
Is this a meme now?
>>24428571
>now?
Oh, you sweet summer child