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roasties gtfo reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Does having a beefy cunt imply wear and tear? If a girl naturally has a pastrami sandwich you're going to make her self-conscious about it. Sad!

>>24470210
>roast = mileage

Not how this works but good to know how dumb you are

8/10

8.5/10
Nice body, beard and overall good facial features

>>24469988
9/10 hi op. you know you're hot

ewww that color is ugly AF.
my friend Kaytlin did this to her head it's like you been face fucked by a clown.

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>>24468962
Some are far better

>>24468980
i think having a unicorn tattoo and shaping the hair n dying it rainbow could be awesome. i thought about bleach dying my nuts blue just for irony.

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Also I guess rate me if you feel like it

>>24467614

Basically don't be you. Sorry man.

>>24467614
Don't take a picture looking up your nose for a start.

I wish. Also shit image, guaranteed dead thread

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Yes. I am. And I feel a lot of shame about it, but none the less I am stuck with my fetish.

>>24462576
>And I feel a lot of shame about it
Please don't feel ashamed of that. There are things people do that actually make them bad people. Being into pissing is not one of them.

Unless the shame turns you on... I can understand that.

What the fuck is going on with his body

Lego man/10

>>24470969
a whole lot of cardio/core with no weights ever.

>>24470926
Really hot, Baby.

>>24470926
Lol np.

>>24471048
Why are you triggered ROFL?

You are an eleven out of ten, I would suck your cock and lick you all over in the dark all night long--and I'm straight!

>>24469281
Have some news for you buddy

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R8

>>24466031
What are you covered with that requires a wipedown?

>>24466031
ses

what happened ?

>>24466002
>not being in a monogamous relationship.
Haha, I feel really bad for you.

>>24466027
Your sentiment does not fall on deaf ears, anon

>>24466002
Clearly she isn't the one for you otherwise you wouldn't feel the desire to stray.

Fuck a fatty. Who gives any fucks.

>>24439971
Ok, I like them big. I'd go with girth over length. Big is not all good, it can be painful during sex and leave me sore. But it's hot as fuck. I've had great sex with guys with smaller dicks. It is far from the most important thing to good sex, but it's a particular thing I like just like a lot of guys may appreciate big tits. I have loads of female friends who are not inot big dicks like I am. Please do not stres about it if you're small, the insecurity is the worst.

>>24439971
Size isn't everything but it's important. If you have a big dick but suck at actually arousing a girl and using it then it's pointless. But we don't like micro dicks either and any girl who tells you she doesn't mind is probably lying or will eventually begin to care.

Basically as big as you can get without being painful is the best, so like 7 or 8 inches, and know how the fuck to use it.

>>24439980
>Basically as big as you can get without being painful is the best, so like 7 or 8 inches, and know how the fuck to use it.
This

>>24427334
>be 27
>keep forgetting that it counts as old
well shit when did this transition from college girl to milf happen

>>24427825
Kik me i wanna chat.
Acargan13

>>24427827
Sorry anon didn't mean to sound like I'm up for mommy shenanigans, I'm only into men 30+.

And another

Do you have Kik?

>>24470928
Dude! I would be down to suck you for hours--AND I'M STRAIGHT!

>>24470091
You came here asking for a "like" an i have to ask: are you a woman?

I came here asking for your vote for a fuzzy little face.....and yes.

>>24470101
And it's not the most desperate thing people come here for. Haha :)

Nice cock

I'd eat that :)